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00:00We're back. I mean, we weren't, we weren't, I mean, it's just another show. It's another show, brand new show.
00:07I'm Howie, this is Bobby's World. I'm very, very, very excited about this particular show because, well, because I've seen
00:15it. And I love it. Because it's a good show and because I'm in it. And it is special. You
00:23know what, I'm not going to ruin it for you because I think that you should sit back and watch
00:27it.
00:27And I think that, you know what, let's just get started. What do you say? Well, I don't even care
00:32what you say because you're at home. I do care, but I can't hear you. Let's just get started. Here's
00:38the show.
00:39Wait a minute, Howie. Can I tell you something?
00:43Uh, yeah. Go ahead.
00:46Okay. Did I tell you that every time I see girls, they always say how handsome you are and that
00:53you are the greatest actor on television?
00:56Well, you never, you never told me that.
00:59You know why?
01:00Well, why?
01:01Because no one ever said that.
01:09Start, start the show.
01:10You know why?
01:23You know why?
01:52Bobby, sweetie, rise and shine.
01:55Remember last night when you couldn't wait for tomorrow?
01:58Well, tomorrow is here, hon.
02:02Tomorrow's here?
02:06This is Mission Control.
02:07Time to Bobby getting up in two seconds and counting.
02:10Go to launch.
02:11Repeat, we are go to launch.
02:24And get a move on there now than yet.
02:26I've got myself a gee golly busy day here then.
02:30And I need you to get downstairs and eat your breakfast.
02:33Lickety-split, don't you know?
02:35Okay, okay.
02:37The chow wagon's on its way now.
02:40Hold your rainier, whatever.
02:44Wake up, Roger.
02:45It's Saturday.
02:46Time to get up so we can start having fun doing nothing all day.
02:56Well, for crying in cold molasses there, hon.
03:00Get a move on.
03:02The gee golly sink pipes are backed up again and things are a little wacko crazy in the kitchen right
03:08now.
03:08So, oh, no, Dad, you hit the wrong pipe.
03:12Uh, Dad.
03:15So you go in the family room, eat your breakfast, and then get yourself back upstairs and get dressed.
03:18That's Mommy's good little mansy there now.
03:21Howard, Dad.
03:22What say we call a plumber?
03:25No need, Martha.
03:26I've just about got it.
03:28That's what Dads always say just before things really start going wrong.
03:33Oh, Howard.
03:36Told you.
03:38Look, Roger.
03:39Really weird mysteries.
03:42I love this show.
03:47Careful, Ted.
03:48You know, all the pipes are connected.
03:51All the pipes are connected?
03:54You know, all the pipes are connected.
04:22I've got those generics banging on the pipes again.
04:35What's up, Roger?
04:38Oh, it's starting.
04:42Welcome to Really Weird Mysteries and to the story of the world's richest man.
04:49The world's richest man?
05:20This, ladies and gentlemen,
05:22is Hotshot Bobby.
05:24The smartest, handsomest, really, really rich guy in the whole wide world.
05:29Basically, Hotshot Bobby's just a regular guy, like you and me.
05:34Except he's a bazillionaire,
05:36and as a result, rarely has to take crud from anybody.
05:39He's a simple guy who loves the simple things in life,
05:43like his mommy and his dog.
05:49Yes, that bond between owner and pet is truly something special.
05:56And in this case, that bond between owner and pet is what has led us to another really weird mystery.
06:07Sadly, this concludes tonight's story of the kidnapping of Nasdaq,
06:10the devoted dog belonging to world-famous billionaire Gib Melsen.
06:15The truth about what happened to him still remains a really weird mystery.
06:23Kidnapped?
06:24Yeah, zooks!
06:26That's sad, huh, Roger?
06:29But don't worry.
06:30I won't ever let anything like that happen to you.
06:38Well, for corn's sakes, what's going on in here now than yet?
06:44Bobby, I told you over a long-suffering hour ago to finish your breakfast
06:50and get your little round torso dressed, don't you know?
06:55But, I need somebody to help me.
07:00Oh, for giving it a break there now, Bobby.
07:07Ow, what the?
07:11Bobby, I thought I told you to fill up Roger's water dish.
07:15I was waiting for someone to help you, dog.
07:18Okay, got it. I got it.
07:20There it is, your problem, right?
07:21Oh, that's a stench.
07:25Hey, Bobbo, how about scaring up a towel for your old Uncle Ted, huh?
07:29I got smooshed on.
07:31Okay, can somebody help me?
07:34That rips it.
07:36I have had it with you acting like some kind of Barney-watching baby there now yet.
07:42When moms lose it, they really lose it.
07:45It is time for you, Mr. Manzi, to start taking care of things on your own for independence sake.
07:52Kelly and Derek are sick in bed with the flu, the sink's packed up, the twins have gee-golly, prickly
07:59meat, and I've got a double-dipped doozy of it.
08:03Now, I want you to turn that Kelly-vision down, Mr. Man-minute, and get yourself dressed and out in
08:10the yard, Bobby Jennerick.
08:12You will stay out there and keep an eye on your Roger dog till it's time to take him to
08:17his veterinary appointment.
08:19Howard, I swear, if one more thing goes wrong around here, I'm going to flip my gee-goll lid, don't
08:28you know?
08:33Ah!
08:40I need some peace and quiet, for commotion's sake, and for crying in the butt.
08:47Purple moms are always shouting when they say they want peace and quiet.
08:51See you next time, and remember, be careful.
08:55You never know when you may become part of a really weird mystery.
09:23Hi, Bobby.
09:24Why are you sneaking around your own backyard?
09:26Not sneaking.
09:28I'm being careful, Jackie.
09:32Because you never know, and you'll become part of a really weird mystery.
09:40I'd cut back on my TV watching if I were you, Bobby.
09:43The worst thing you can do in today's complex and confusing world is allow yourself to become a victim of
09:48media-induced hype.
09:51Want to come over to my house and play?
09:54Can't.
09:54I have to stay here and keep an eye on Roger, please.
09:57Roger!
09:58Roger!
10:02Roger!
10:04Roger!
10:12Cat supes!
10:13Somebody's kidnapped.
10:15Roger!
10:19Roger!
10:20Kidnapped!
10:21Just like on TV.
10:23Mom counting on me.
10:24All my fault!
10:26I've got to tell Mom I've got...
10:29If one more thing goes wrong around here, I'm going to flip my G-Cowl and lid.
10:41Uh-oh.
10:42I don't want Mom to flip her lid.
10:44I'm going to have to take care of this by myself.
10:47Oh.
10:47I feel your pain, Bobby.
10:49Having your dog kidnapped.
10:51Wow.
10:52Major crime has come to our neighborhood.
10:54That's big news.
10:55It is?
11:01Well, you just never expect a thing like this to happen in your own neighborhood.
11:07I just feel so...
11:09so...
11:09violated.
11:11Hey, look.
11:11I'm a big guy.
11:12I can take care of myself, say.
11:14But lots of pets around here are afraid to leave their yards.
11:17They feel vulnerable, unsafe in their own doggy beds.
11:20You get it?
11:20Hey, you know why?
11:22It's him.
11:23It's all his fault.
11:25Oh!
11:26Oh!
11:27Oh!
11:30Oh!
11:30Oh!
11:31Oh!
11:32Oh!
11:35Oh!
11:36Oh!
11:37Oh!
11:37Oh!
11:37Oh!
11:38Oh!
11:40Oh!
11:41Oh!
11:41Meeker.
11:42Oh!
11:43What a way you have with words.
11:44It is you who waxes alaboots now.
11:45Oh!
11:46Oh no, no, mon ami.
11:47Et crue, tu brutois, n'est-ce pas?
11:49Dress bien ensemble.
11:50You slay me.
11:51Oh!
11:51No, no, no.
11:52You slay me.
11:52Oh, no, no.
11:52I'm your straight man.
11:53Oh, no, you're not.
11:53You the man.
11:54You the man.
11:54You the man.
11:55You the man.
11:55You the man.
11:55You the man.
11:56You the man.
11:57Oh!
11:58Oh!
12:00Ah, yes.
12:01Yes, as I was saying, got your dog, cost you five dollars, by four o'clock.
12:10Your bone phone's here.
12:12Oh, that's rather humorous. Thank you, Meeker. You are too kind.
12:15You tickle my funny bone.
12:16You make me laugh to the marrow.
12:18You fracture my skull.
12:19Oh no, let me down.
12:25A five dollar ransom. Sounds like they're playing hardball with you, Bobby.
12:30Hardball? But I only know how to play t-ball. What am I gonna do, Weebly?
12:37Let go of the spider and get a grip, Bobby.
12:39Anybody who would kidnap a person's dog and hold him for ransom is not a good person, Bobby.
12:44And it's wrong to give in to bad guys.
12:47It's not the American way.
12:49It's not?
12:50No, Bobby. All through history, great Americans didn't give in.
12:54They stood up and fought the bad guys.
12:56Yeah, right!
13:00And who were some of those great Americans, Bobby?
13:03They were people like George Washington.
13:05I cannot tell a lie.
13:08And Betsy Ross.
13:09The bad guys have Roger, and it's no fair.
13:13Roger is entitled to life, liberty, a purse, shoes, and some happiness.
13:19And the Statue of Liberty.
13:21Darn straight. America is the land of the free. And the home of guys named Dave.
13:29So, Bobby, what are you going to do? Are you going to give in or fight?
13:35I'm going to save Roger!
13:41Wait a minute. The kidnappers want five dollars for Roger. I'm just a kid.
13:46Where am I going to come up with that kind of money?
13:50Uh-oh. Am I in trouble?
13:57Of course you're in trouble, Bobby. Your dog's been kidnapped and you've only got till 4 o'clock to get
14:02him back.
14:02I gotta find a way to raise some money.
14:07I'm fine.
14:34Why are you going to get it?
14:34convinced you PhD is a fit on it.
14:35I'm certainly not deaf.
14:39Oh, hello there, Bobby.
14:41Hi, Mrs. Peters.
14:43If you give me a dollar, I'll do the Macarena.
14:46Macaroni?
14:47Oh, no, thank you, sweetheart.
14:49No, it gives me gas.
14:53Yo, Bobby, how's it going?
14:55Hi, James.
14:56If you give me a dollar, I'll do the Macarena.
14:59Okay.
15:05Ah, never mind. I thought there was going to be music.
15:20How'd it go, Bobby?
15:21Not good. All I got was two dollars.
15:25You probably could have done better if you'd been able to leave the block, Bobby.
15:28Yeah, but I'm not allowed to talk to strangers.
15:31Don't worry, Bobby. We'll think of something.
15:35Well, all I can say about that is you haven't got much time left if you're going to get here
15:40by four o'clock.
15:41This is the last warning you will receive, Mr. Generic.
15:49Put me straight, dear Snurd.
15:51Exactly.
15:51Why do they have to be here by four o'clock?
15:54Hmm. Allow me to consult the officially authorized code book.
15:59Imagine, knowing that your dog is in the pound and not caring enough to come and pick him up.
16:08Don't forget, my dear Snurd, very few people have your sensitivity when it comes to dealing with animals.
16:14You're a regular Dr. Doolittle.
16:15As little as possible.
16:17Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:18I know.
16:23Gotta think of something to save Roger from the kidnappers.
16:26Check the message, Bobby.
16:28Maybe it's from them.
16:35Still have your dog.
16:37Cost you five dollars.
16:39Here.
16:40Four o'clock.
16:41That's a-a-clock.
16:43Last warning.
16:44Bobby, did somebody come?
16:47I can hear a giggly thing over all this noise.
16:50Wrong number!
16:51Denying reality is dangerous business, Bobby.
16:54Maybe it's time to just give it up and tell your family the truth about the kidnapping.
16:59But then again, my mom heard on Sally Jeffy that the loss of a family pet can be a traumatic
17:03event.
17:04Some families never recover from news like that.
17:07They just snap.
17:08They do?
17:10And today on the Sally Jeffy show, the story of the Generics.
17:16Generics!
17:18Generics.
17:19A family driven completely crazy by the kidnapping of their dog.
17:25Lost all touch with reality.
17:27The whole family.
17:27Sad.
17:28Ha ha ha!
17:31Ha ha ha!
17:31Ha ha ha!
17:33Ha ha ha!
17:33This is a big time crisis, Bobby.
17:36It's like something out of a movie.
17:37Yeah.
17:38If I was a tough guy in a movie, what would I do?
17:43First, I'd pick off my shirt.
17:47That's nice, Bobby.
17:49But maybe you should ask yourself what somebody like Bart Simpson would do.
17:57I'll give two dollars to any kid who can find my kidnapped dog.
18:02Okay, we'll help.
18:03Who took him?
18:04What did they look like?
18:04Which way did they go?
18:06I don't know.
18:07Then how are we supposed to find him?
18:10My mom says that Jerry Sprunger says that compromise is the key to successful living, Bobby.
18:16So maybe you should give the kidnappers a call.
18:18See if you can work a deal.
18:20Oh, but you don't have their phone number, do you?
18:22No problem.
18:26Call return, Jackie.
18:27It automatically calls back the last person who called you.
18:30Good thing about watching too much TV is all the commercials.
18:36Dog pound, dog pound.
18:37Dog got your meeker here.
18:38A doggone good dog day afternoon to you.
18:41Canine help you?
18:42Roger's not kidnapped.
18:43He's at the pound.
18:44Right you are, youngster.
18:46His dog tags are expired.
18:48Pay the $5 fine and he will be released immediately.
18:52Roger can go home?
18:53As long as you get here by 4 p.m.
18:56If you do not arrive by that time, under Article 13, Section Zulu Tango of the Authorized Official Code,
19:02a beautifully written treatise, I might add,
19:05we will be forced to have your dog deported.
19:08Deported?
19:12Roger's in the pound and they're going to port him.
19:14I've got to tell Mom.
19:15I thought you didn't want to get in trouble by asking for help, Bobby.
19:18When it comes to saving your dog, a kid's got to do what a kid's got to do.
19:34Roger!
19:41Roger, we got here in time.
19:43We're safe.
19:44We're not going to be ported.
19:46Oh, sorry about that, young man.
19:49Just a misunderstanding.
19:50Your dog's not going to be sent out of the country.
19:53No, no.
19:54I was reading from the rules governing unclaimed South American produce.
19:59My mistake.
20:00You know, brave of you to admit it, snert.
20:03And how diligent of you to frost daily me, girl.
20:05Lonely or the brave, I'll bet you.
20:07Oh, I have a steel resolve for you because you have such excellent orthodontia.
20:10Me?
20:10Yes.
20:10You?
20:11Oh, no.
20:12Mom, am I in trouble because Roger got put in the pound?
20:15Oh, for harried housewives, hon?
20:18Of course you're not.
20:19It was my G-Golly fault for forgetting to renew his tags.
20:23Oh, you must have been so scared when you thought Roger had been kidnapped.
20:28Oh, you should have said something, little boy.
20:31It's okay to ask for help when you really are in trouble, don't you know?
20:35I wish you would have explained that sooner.
20:42That was a happy ending.
20:44We always have a happy ending.
20:45I know.
20:46Let's do something different.
20:47Like what?
20:48How about a chase?
20:50Well, how do we do that?
20:51You run, and I'll run after you.
20:54Okay.
20:55Here I go.
21:00Now, isn't this a great new ending?
21:03No.
21:04You're right, but it's different.
21:06Here I go.
21:12There you go.
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