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00:05Hi! Welcome to Bobby's World. I'm Howie.
00:08Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat.
00:14I love Halloween. That's why I'm creating this work of art.
00:20That's art?
00:22Okay, it's not art. It's Jack. Jack-o-lantern.
00:25Might matter what.
00:27Boy, if I made a mess like that, he'd be mad at me.
00:31See, Bobby, what makes it art is it's creative. It's one of a kind.
00:36It has a certain...
00:40I think you better get rid of it before Mom sees it.
00:46Boy, that's better. I love Halloween, don't you, Bobby?
00:48Except when you have to wear the same costume you wore last year
00:51and it was all sweaty and fungus growing on the inside,
00:53and you go out in the street and everybody says,
00:55What stinks? And you have to say, It's me.
00:57I hate when that happens.
00:59That's not gonna happen to me.
01:01Oh, no. Don't worry about that.
01:03What costume do you think I should wear, Bob?
01:05Same as always. Whatever Mom picks out for you.
01:10Well, what costume you gonna wear?
01:14Captain Squash!
01:14Oh...
02:34Oh, Kelly, now where's your Halloween spirit, hon?
02:37I got this case of cobweb spray at the cost club and a mechanical spider in the...
02:42Hey, check us out!
02:44Hey, how do you like our costumes?
02:46Customs are for kids.
02:48Like, what is Bobby's supposed to be, anyway?
02:50A dork.
02:51Oh, now, Derek Generic, you march right back in there and put Bobby in a decent costume.
02:57I mean it.
02:58Like, wow!
02:59Come on, Bobby.
03:00I just, like, thought of this totally perfect costume for you.
03:05I don't want to be a princess.
03:08Oh, now, honey.
03:09Oh, for the love of Mike, you look wonderful.
03:12Like the most powerful princess in the world, don't you know?
03:24Wait a minute.
03:25I don't have to be scared.
03:27I am the most powerful princess in the world.
03:42Oh, yeah, honey, you don't have to be a princess if you don't want to.
03:46Go have Derek help you get into the costume I picked up for you at the cost club.
03:53Oh, look at you, Bobby.
03:56You're just so gee darn cute.
03:57But, Mom, I want her to be Captain Squash.
04:02Oh, now, honey, you look good enough to eat.
04:06Right, Derek?
04:07Yeah, all us monsters would just love to eat you up.
04:18Ah!
04:19No help, Booty Bee!
04:22Pass the barbie.
04:23We look good enough to eat.
04:27Oh, now, have a look.
04:28See how cute he is.
04:33Mom, could you please quit saying I'm cute?
04:36But I wasn't talking about you, Bobby.
04:38I was talking about him.
04:39Oh, Martha, this isn't the costume I wanted.
04:43Well, I know, honey, but the store was out of Captain Squash costumes.
04:46Mommy, can I go treat-or-tricking now?
04:48Oh, now, Bobby, we've already talked about this.
04:52You're still too little to be out trick-or-treating.
04:55Yeah, and you know you're scared of your own shadow.
04:58I won't be scared, Mommy.
05:00Honest.
05:00You'll be old enough to go next year, hon.
05:03Yeah, and, like, by the time you're my age,
05:05you won't even, like, be cut-dad trick-or-treating.
05:07And you're gonna have so much fun staying home with Uncle Ted,
05:12handing out the special Halloween treats I made.
05:15I'm gonna pass out candy?
05:17Something better, homemade apple jerky.
05:19Mom, you're one in a million.
05:23Ew, gross.
05:24Oh, my God.
05:27I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it!
05:30Oh, it's just my little brother.
05:32I'm watching him until Uncle Ted gets her.
05:34Be careful, Bobby.
05:36It might be like a totally gross trick-or-treating monster.
05:40Monsters?
05:41I wonder what kind of costumes
05:43is totally gross monsters wear for Halloween.
05:46Trick-or-treat.
05:47Where's your costumes?
05:49What do you mean?
05:50These are our costumes.
05:52Oh, you're dorks.
05:54Now, we're monsters.
05:56We decided to dress as something really scary.
06:00Kids!
06:01Now give us our treats.
06:03Okay, okay.
06:04That's it.
06:05Have some apple jerky.
06:06Apple jerky!
06:08Oh, no!
06:10Oh, no!
06:10Oh, no!
06:11Oh, no!
06:11Oh, no!
06:13Good old mom.
06:14She always...
06:15Hound dog and butter hound dog.
06:16Woo-hoo!
06:20Hi, Uncle Ted.
06:23Oh, hi, Uncle Ted.
06:25I'm not Uncle Ted.
06:26Hey, I'm the king.
06:28Hey, yeah.
06:29Oh, yeah?
06:30Well, like your crown slipped.
06:32So, best buddy,
06:34what do you say we hit the streets
06:35and pick up some treats?
06:37I'm not allowed.
06:39I have to stay here
06:40and hand out apple jerky.
06:42Oh, don't be cruel.
06:45But, hey,
06:45I got a great idea.
06:47We'll just make a spooky house
06:48right here at Casa Del Bobby.
06:51Now, I'm sure your mom won't mind
06:53if we borrow a few things.
06:55After all,
06:56it's Halloween.
06:59And I know your folks
07:00want you to have a good time.
07:10Okay, cold spaghetti,
07:11cold grapes,
07:12and lots of crackers.
07:13Ooh, that's worse
07:14than what mom made for dinner.
07:16Oh, it's not for dinner.
07:18It's for our tunnel, tunnel, tunnel
07:19of terror, terror, terror, terror.
07:21Wow.
07:24Oh, well, we wouldn't want
07:25to scare the little monsters
07:26too much, huh, Bobby?
07:27Ooh, sounds like
07:28our first victims are here.
07:30Are you ready, Bobby?
07:31Ready!
07:34Uncle Ted!
07:36Where are you?
07:38I'm over here!
07:39Where?
07:45Maybe I used
07:46a little bit too much dry ice.
07:48I think it's neat.
07:51What is going on?
07:53I just had to climb
07:54through all these boxes
07:55to, like, get in here.
07:57Weren't you scared, Kelly?
07:59I'm shaking.
08:00You know, you're the one
08:00who should be scared.
08:01When mom gets home,
08:02she is going to blow her top.
08:11Ooh, I feel better.
08:13Ooh, gotta get a move on.
08:15There's a doorbell.
08:16Okay, I'll get it.
08:17I am good, her.
08:22Welcome to Uncle Ted's...
08:23And Bobby's...
08:24Halloween house...
08:25How's that?
08:26...of horror, horror, horror, horror, horror.
08:29Hi.
08:30We saw the spook house
08:31site in your front yard.
08:33Oh, great costumes.
08:34Oh, let's see.
08:35Now, you're an adolescent
08:36alien duck, right?
08:37Uh, Captain Squash.
08:39Where did he get that costume?
08:40I don't know.
08:42Now, all proceeds
08:42will be going to charity,
08:43so that will be
08:44one dollar each.
08:45And a piece of...
08:46No, no, two pieces
08:47of candy.
08:57Wait a minute.
09:00You have to be this tall
09:01to get in.
09:07I mean this tall.
09:08This is my house.
09:10And I'm his partner.
09:12Oh, and right this way
09:14to the tunnel of terror.
09:18Ooh, you have now
09:21passed the point of no return.
09:26On your right,
09:28the hall of the gremlin king.
09:32And to the left,
09:34Frankenstein's brain.
09:38Up ahead,
09:40the floating eyeball.
09:42And to the left,
09:44the witch's chamber.
09:54Now, that's really scary.
09:59Um, excuse me.
10:00How much does it cost
10:02to get in?
10:02I'm afraid I don't have
10:04very much money with me.
10:05Oh, that's okay.
10:06I'll give you our special
10:07pretty mommy discount rate.
10:10You're very sweet.
10:11Well, now that you say,
10:13I guess I am.
10:14Uncle Ted,
10:14open the door.
10:20You all come back now
10:21and tell your friends.
10:23Well, Bobby,
10:24I think we're a hit.
10:26Now, this is just the beginning.
10:28You could end up being
10:29a tiny tycoon.
10:33Yes, just fly
10:35Bobby Luxury Airways
10:37to snobbishly exclusive
10:39Bobby Island
10:43where you can stay
10:44at the luxurious
10:45and overpriced
10:46Bobby Minium's
10:48and dine
10:49in the world-renowned
10:50restaurant
10:51Shea Bobby.
10:52I'll have a Bobby burger
10:54with everything.
10:55Excellent choice.
10:57That will be $10,000
10:58in that case,
11:01hold the pickles.
11:03And before you go,
11:05don't forget to throw away
11:06your hard-earned money
11:07in Bobby's Casino.
11:09And remember,
11:11all proceeds go to no one but
11:13Bobby!
11:14Bobby!
11:16Bobby, you handle the door.
11:17I'm going to go outside
11:18and work on stage two
11:19of our spook house.
11:22I want to see the spook house.
11:25Okay.
11:25That'll be $1 and $2,
11:27$3.
11:28Pizza's a candy.
11:29Get real.
11:31Don't you know who I am?
11:33Yeah.
11:33Derek says you're the big dummy
11:34who's always picking on him.
11:36Who are you calling a dummy?
11:44Boy, Uncle Ted
11:46sure got a building
11:46spook houses, isn't he?
11:50Boy, if they like
11:51Ted's tunnel of terror,
11:53wait till they get a load
11:55of my monstrous maze.
11:58Okay, we got $6
12:00and 12 pieces of candy.
12:06Where's the tunnel of terror?
12:09Right inside.
12:11Hey, maybe he's this way.
12:15Hey, wait for me.
12:19Wow, if mom and dad
12:22could see me now.
12:25They're going to love it.
12:36To the left, Frankenstein's brain.
12:42Up ahead, the floating eyeball.
12:49And to the left, the witch's chamber!
12:53Get out of my way!
12:57If you think that's scary, you should see her when she gets up in the morning.
13:02What? Like, I can hardly hear you.
13:05I don't know. They're watching a video or something.
13:15You know, hon, I think Bobby was real disappointed about having to stay at home.
13:20Oh, he sure was. But at least we can rest easy knowing he's safe and sound with his Uncle Ted.
13:26Well, for the... What the hay?
13:31Oops. Hello. It looks like I've gone too far.
13:34Bingo, Ted.
13:44Sorry. We're closing this sidewalk for a while.
13:47But why?
13:49Too many people. We've got cool gridlock.
13:55Form a line. One at a time now. Don't push. Don't push.
13:59Here.
14:00But you've been through five times already.
14:03Six. This place is really cool.
14:07Next, that'll be one dollar and ten pieces of candy.
14:12Forget it, dork. I'm your brother.
14:14Oh. Okay, make it fifty cents and one piece of candy.
14:18No sweat. I made four dollars and got thirty-five pieces of candy.
14:24Four dollars and thirty-five pieces of candy.
14:27Follow me.
14:30We raised five hundred and forty-three dollars for charity.
14:33And one thousand and eighty-six pieces of candy for me.
14:39Hey. That's not fair.
14:42Oh. Yeah, I know.
14:43Right now, Bobby and I are sitting on top of the world.
14:47We are?
14:55Well, we finally made it, Uncle Ted.
14:59Yeah, isn't it a little, uh, hot?
15:01Yeah, but we're on top. Care to go for a spin?
15:08Whee!
15:15Hey, what's going on here anyway?
15:17All right.
15:17Uncle Ted and I made a spook house.
15:19I'll show you.
15:21Get ready for the earthquake!
15:30And now, the mummy's coffin!
15:39And in the closet...
15:46Here's the cave of no return.
15:49Enter at your own risk.
15:53Wait a minute. That's my room.
15:58So what do you think of our spook house, Derek?
16:01It's really neat.
16:03Hey, will you take a look at that?
16:08Wow! It's Patricia Riley.
16:11That's Patricia Riley, Bobby.
16:14Our spook house is so good,
16:16they're gonna put us on TV.
16:17TV?
16:19Yeah.
16:24And now, it's time for the show
16:27everybody's been waiting for...
16:29Bobby's TV Show!
16:36Hi, everybody!
16:38Welcome to Bobby's TV Show!
16:41The most popular show in the whole wide universe!
16:45And now, let's meet our first guest, Derek!
16:48My big brother.
16:59So, Derek, cleaned your room lately?
17:04Um, well, uh, no.
17:09Say, did that chocolate stain ever come out
17:13when you tried to hide ice cream under your pillow?
17:17Oh, Bobby, do we have to talk about that?
17:22No.
17:23We can talk about the time you ruined
17:26Mom's best tablecloth because you were using it to...
17:29Bobby! Mom doesn't know about that yet!
17:32She does now!
17:41Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
17:43So, what do you think of my brother?
17:46Slime him! Slime him! Slime him!
17:48Slime him! Slime him! Slime him!
17:51Slime him!
17:51You asked for it!
17:53Bobby, no! Please! Bobby, no!
17:55No! Derek, baby!
17:57It's not what I want.
17:59It's what the people want.
18:01My public!
18:14Don't miss Bobby's TV show next week when Bobby's very special guest will be...
18:19Uncle Ted!
18:21And now, this is Patricia Wiley from TV News Suite at the generic house.
18:28Generic.
18:29That's what I said.
18:30Where one family is celebrating Halloween in a big way.
18:34Say, Ted, that's some costume you've got there.
18:38Uh, thanks, uh, Patricia.
18:39Uh, excuse me, Patricia.
18:41Superman, right?
18:43Um, uh, I...
18:46So, Ted, where did you get the idea for this haunted house?
18:50Well, uh, I mean, I don't know.
18:54And what's your name, widow boy?
18:57Uh, Bobby.
19:01Well, that's all from this terrific haunted house.
19:04Now, back to Richard Ross with the weather.
19:10Uh, well, I don't know about you guys, but, uh...
19:12Uh, well, I thought the show was really wonderful.
19:24Oh, now, look over here, yeah.
19:26These trick-or-treaters get more destructive every year.
19:29You know, you'd think the police could do something about it.
19:32Yeah.
19:33Boy.
19:35I can't, uh, wait to hit the sack.
19:42Bobby.
19:43Ted.
19:44Oh, well, uh...
19:47Well, for Corrin's sake now.
19:52Good grief.
19:53There must be hundreds of dollars worth of damage here.
19:56And read my lips.
19:57I think Ted should pay for every bit of it now.
20:09Well, now, Howard.
20:11Oh.
20:11What the heck is...
20:13Over here now.
20:14Come this way.
20:15Which way?
20:16I'm cutting some spaghetti.
20:18Well, I'm just a little east of that eyeball thing.
20:22I think.
20:23Howard.
20:24Howard!
20:25Howard!
20:30So, Bobby, didn't you just love Halloween?
20:33I like Halloween, but I love candy.
20:37I love the costumes.
20:38These goofy glasses, they really make you look different, right?
20:44Right.
20:45Well, say goodbye, Bobby.
20:48Goodbye, Bobby.
20:54Watch out, world.
20:55I'm finished cleaning out the garage,
20:57and I'm ready to get out on the golf course and break a hundred.
20:59Kelly!
21:00Derek!
21:01If you want to ride to the mall, you better get a move!
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