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00:00:29Look, Macro New Year's Eve Party, top brands, open bar and party favors, 55 euros.

00:00:34New Year's party, chillout and churros, 60 euros.

00:00:37Mortgage, and they don't offer a discount with a student ID?

00:00:40Hey, if you want, we can all chip in and buy a ticket, raffle it off, and whoever goes can tell us about it.

00:00:44But how can they charge that much money?

00:00:45What you find next is a shabby place full of thugs, dressed up as executives, and cheap alcohol.

00:00:49Well, they're making a fortune, man.

00:00:51New Year's Eve parties are the business of the century; if only we had a venue...

00:00:54Damn? We've got it? Why don't we set it up here?

00:00:57Paco, look at your watch, the little window. It's the 31st, there's no time to prepare anything.

00:01:02Yes, because we're not like Preiler. If guests show up unexpectedly, we screw up.

00:01:06There's plenty of time. We just need to buy drinks and hand out cards with a picture of a hot chick.

00:01:11Alex, get real. Nobody's coming, people have already made plans.

00:01:13No, no, no, people leave everything to the last minute.

00:01:16I've been left hanging a lot of New Year's Eves.

00:01:17You are not a good example.

00:01:19Well, at least 130 people can fit in here.

00:01:23Analyze it in 120, when they've just had dinner.

00:01:25Man, one on top of the other, like Cirque du Soleil.

00:01:27Wow! People are getting drunk. At this party, the best thing is to be packed in.

00:01:30Sure, and then with the crowd you rub yourself a little.

00:01:33Let's do the math. 130 people.

00:01:36At 50 euros each, how much is that?

00:01:38Well, uh...

00:01:41How much is it? 6,500 euros.

00:01:44José Miguel, go finish the tickets. You guys go buy drinks.

00:01:47Emilio, help me move shelves.

00:01:496,500 divided by 5, what is it?

00:01:526 out of 5 to one. I'll take the other one.

00:01:55Under the 5 above and...

00:01:58Paquito, let me have the calculator, I'm in the mood for writing.

00:02:00No one can live here, here, here.

00:02:03Not here, not here.

00:02:05Every day is like this.

00:02:07I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:02:09I was just looking for some peace.

00:02:12I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:02:14No one can live here, here, here.

00:02:17Not here, not here.

00:02:18No, no, no.

00:02:19No one can live here, here, here.

00:02:21Not here, not here.

00:02:22No no.

00:02:23The house falls on him and collapses.

00:02:25I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:02:28The neighbors parade by and listen to me.

00:02:30I can't stand being in this place.

00:02:32They are synoquians, all my neighbors have them.

00:02:34If not, come here, my cousin.

00:02:35Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.

00:02:37Where clowns cry, Paco, we get robbed.

00:02:39And the stones think of something to tell.

00:02:41What is he going to give?

00:02:42What is he going to give?

00:02:43What is he going to give?

00:02:46What is he going to give?

00:02:48What is he going to give?

00:02:51What is he going to give?

00:03:07What is he going to give?

00:03:11No one can live here, here, here.

00:03:14No one can live here, here, here, here.

00:03:19No.

00:03:25Good morning.

00:03:28Good morning.

00:03:32Isabel, please, we can't continue ignoring each other.

00:03:35This situation is absurd.

00:03:36We're all at odds with each other.

00:03:38You with me, you with Andrés, Andrés with me, Nieves with you.

00:03:41The problem is that we won't be able to open a new space for dialogue.

00:03:44Okay.

00:03:45We opened it.

00:03:46You're a creep.

00:03:47A fake and a coward.

00:03:48Okay, well, it's a starting point.

00:03:50Now it's just a matter of bringing positions closer together.

00:03:53But do you know how I am?

00:03:55Look at me, the aura.

00:03:58It's just that it's not very visible from here.

00:04:00Since these light bulbs are 60...

00:04:03Understand me, I've never been part of a love triangle.

00:04:05It's a very awkward situation.

00:04:07Well, imagine, for me, that I am the hypotenuse.

00:04:09Look, I need to know if our feelings are conjugated in the past, present, or future.

00:04:12Of course, so that when Paloma moves her pinky finger, you'll run to her side again.

00:04:17No?

00:04:18Forget about Paloma.

00:04:19But if it's about you forgetting it.

00:04:21So, why don't you come live with me?

00:04:23Hey?

00:04:28Damn, this is more addictive than Falcon, don't you think?

00:04:30And you have nothing to do?

00:04:32Why don't you go watch TV?

00:04:33I'm more into reality TV.

00:04:37Alex, tell your adulterous mother that I've highlighted some apartments that are very nice.

00:04:43Mom, Dad says that when you leave home...

00:04:45Pablo, tell your shameless father who's going to support him when I'm gone.

00:04:49Dad, Mom says, who are you going to mooch off of if she leaves?

00:04:51Alex, tell your mother.

00:04:53No, that's enough.

00:04:54We've been together a week, yes.

00:04:55We're fed up with being Pimpinela's children.

00:04:58Reconcile or separate, but do something.

00:05:00Look, if the apartment is going to be a problem, we'll keep it.

00:05:02That won't fly, will it?

00:05:04I am the victim.

00:05:05The one who gets cheated on is the one who stays in the house he's always lived in.

00:05:10But you're the victim.

00:05:12But here, who has endured seven embargoes?

00:05:14Look, we're not making any progress.

00:05:15Whose house is it?

00:05:16From the bank.

00:05:17Okay, but what name appears in the deeds?

00:05:19Mine, mine.

00:05:22Well, I'm not leaving.

00:05:24Well, me neither.

00:05:25Happy New Year!

00:05:26Well, screw you.

00:05:30This is the beauty of Christmas.

00:05:32The family united.

00:05:33Dude, we have to do something.

00:05:35Damn, that's right, the drinks.

00:05:36Come on, let's go.

00:05:44Mauri, I don't know if it's the best time to throw a party at home, huh?

00:05:48We need to spread things out a bit, because we won't be able to do it later with the child.

00:05:51We had a few drinks, we danced a little.

00:05:53Oh, do you think I'm in any condition to dance?

00:05:55Well, you can stay on the sofa and do this, look.

00:05:58Of course, the famous grandma dance that's been around forever.

00:06:01Besides, I'm going to have to put up with the same comments all night.

00:06:04How are you feeling now?

00:06:05What are you going to call him?

00:06:06Have you thought about giving birth in the bathtub?

00:06:08I feel like a Buddha, everyone is touching my belly.

00:06:11Don't worry, they're going to leave you alone.

00:06:12If everyone comes to meet Diego.

00:06:14Me?

00:06:16But who's coming?

00:06:16My friends, I've been talking about you ever since I met you.

00:06:19You'll see, you're going to be the king of the party.

00:06:21It's your introduction to society.

00:06:22Come on, your gay coming-out party.

00:06:24At the end, they receive a diploma and a membership card.

00:06:26But they're all gay.

00:06:27No, man.

00:06:28There are any lesbians.

00:06:30But don't worry, they don't bite, okay?

00:06:31I'm just not used to those kinds of environments.

00:06:33It's just like a normal party with friends, right?

00:06:35The same, only there's no burping and less talk about football.

00:06:38Relax, okay?

00:06:39Bea is the one who should be nervous here.

00:06:41who hasn't found a maternity party dress and doesn't know what to wear.

00:06:43I never know.

00:06:45Yes, I'm going to put on my pajamas.

00:06:47I'm going to get into bed.

00:06:49I don't want to steal the spotlight from Diego.

00:06:51It's even going to be his night.

00:06:52Yeah.

00:06:54Damn, I hadn't been the star of a party since my first communion.

00:06:57Well, as long as you don't come dressed as a sailor...

00:07:00Excuse me, for God's sake.

00:07:05Hey, Belén, this needs to be announced.

00:07:06Can you tell me where I'm staying tonight?

00:07:08Well, daughter, I'm sorry.

00:07:09I had to keep it a secret.

00:07:10Make a life for yourself.

00:07:11That works really well for you.

00:07:13Belén, we already have a plan for tonight.

00:07:14It turns out that Paquito is going to throw a party at the video store.

00:07:16No.

00:07:16What do you mean, no?

00:07:18We had dinner here with my parents tonight.

00:07:19That?

00:07:20Darling, the moment has arrived.

00:07:21Don't you want to meet your in-laws?

00:07:23Yes of course.

00:07:24How could I not want to?

00:07:24The thing is, suddenly his Christmas spirit just collapses.

00:07:28No, yes, I already knew that.

00:07:29I called them a week ago.

00:07:30And why didn't you tell me before?

00:07:32Well, so you wouldn't come up with any excuses.

00:07:34Here, I've bought the view.

00:07:36I want my mother to see the fridge full.

00:07:37If you want some friendly advice, Belén, I don't see myself having this dinner, okay?

00:07:40Well, I do see it.

00:07:41I'm going to show my parents that I'm doing very well.

00:07:44that I finally have a boyfriend and that I am very happy.

00:07:46Oh, so you're happy?

00:07:47If we don't talk things through.

00:07:49Emilio, it's about them seeing me very happy.

00:07:51My parents have always believed that I am a failure.

00:07:54They don't say it, but they think it.

00:07:55Man, you're unemployed and you're dating the doorman.

00:07:57You have your reasons.

00:07:58Wow, man, I don't even talk to Kiman.

00:07:59I am not unemployed.

00:08:01I am a marketing director.

00:08:02Ah, you lied to them.

00:08:03And Emilio is not a goalkeeper.

00:08:05He has a doctorate in teaching and is a professor at the university.

00:08:08Ah, well tell me more about that double life we lead,

00:08:10Let's see if I screw it up later.

00:08:11No, darling, everything will be fine, you'll see.

00:08:14It is my revenge for so many years of paternal indifference.

00:08:17I'm going to ask Lucia for some clothes.

00:08:20Great plan for New Year's Eve, huh?

00:08:23Great plan, great plan.

00:08:24Moury is going to throw a party at home with all his gay friends.

00:08:27and he intends to exhibit me as if I were the bearded lady.

00:08:29And to be honest, I don't feel like it at all.

00:08:31But of course, I have no other plan.

00:08:33Imagine I'm about to go home for dinner.

00:08:34With Dad, with how angry he is?

00:08:36Take it away, take it away, take it away.

00:08:37I'm staying here watching TV.

00:08:39Daughter, how sad.

00:08:40Aren't we going out?

00:08:41But why do we have to celebrate New Year's Eve?

00:08:44Because we have to welcome the new year properly.

00:08:46A bit of gas, a little bit of sex.

00:08:48Traditions must be respected.

00:08:49And you should take advantage of the fact that you're single now, because knowing you, it's not going to last long.

00:08:52It's true.

00:08:54It's the first New Year's Eve in four years that he's spending without Roberto.

00:08:57I met him at the end of the year.

00:08:58We kissed at seven in the morning, freezing cold.

00:09:01at the door of a crowded cafe.

00:09:03Then the vomiting from the chocolate with churros and seeing him too.

00:09:07How sweet.

00:09:09Look, it doesn't matter, we're staying home.

00:09:11But why don't we have a party?

00:09:12Where? Here?

00:09:13Awesome.

00:09:14Do I already have a plan?

00:09:14Hey, no.

00:09:15I'll see what I can say to Mauro.

00:09:16But no, no, Diego, Diego, Diego, Diego, there's no time left.

00:09:18Don't worry, I'll take care of everything.

00:09:20You need to have fun, Lucia.

00:09:22I'm doing this because I'm your friend.

00:09:24Yes, because tonight you're hung over.

00:09:26Also, but Ana, who allows us the detail.

00:09:30How are you?

00:09:32My winner's costume?

00:09:35Nativity scene.

00:09:36That's what expensive clothes do to you, huh?

00:09:37This one is pretty.

00:09:39Roberto gave me that dress two years after we started dating.

00:09:42Will you stop talking about Roberto already?

00:09:44It's Christmas, and it makes me very sad.

00:09:46Yes, but I'm going to have a good time.

00:09:49Damn, you're right.

00:09:50I'll take your advice.

00:09:51We have to celebrate the night, old lady.

00:09:53Of course.

00:09:54I'll take care of the drinks.

00:09:58Can I have your card?

00:10:03Alice.

00:10:04Can you explain to me how you're going to organize a party in six hours?

00:10:07What are you going to do?

00:10:07Call your exes?

00:10:08No, not Lucia's.

00:10:10I took his diary.

00:10:11I need to forget Roberto.

00:10:12And what are exes for?

00:10:13To throw them away whenever you want?

00:10:14Plus, you feel less guilty.

00:10:16Well, look, here comes one.

00:10:17Give her his invitation.

00:10:18Merry Christmas.

00:10:22Dude, they're going to put a plaque on you at the flower shop.

00:10:25Carlos, I appreciate the gesture.

00:10:27But at the end of the year I want freedom.

00:10:28And what we had...

00:10:29No, no, no.

00:10:29If they're not for you, they're for Lucia.

00:10:33I thought that during this time of peace and love, well...

00:10:37So, peace and love.

00:10:38Carlos, Lucía is in the basement.

00:10:40Don't make her angry, I'm going to throw her a party tonight.

00:10:42That it's in the basement.

00:10:43But it's perfect.

00:10:44Tonight I'm declaring my love.

00:10:45I ask her to marry me, just like that.

00:10:47My biggest weakness is always in dating.

00:10:49What time is the party?

00:10:50Carlos, no.

00:10:51I need to think of something original.

00:10:53A ring.

00:10:55A ring, a ring, a ring.

00:10:58Carlos asking Lucia to marry him.

00:11:01Will there be a good atmosphere at your party?

00:11:02No, it doesn't come with it.

00:11:03Hey, how did you give it to me?

00:11:08Yes, it's a setup, it's not a Portuguese freeloader like what happened to my father.

00:11:12My in-laws are coming to give our relationship a roadside inspection.

00:11:15Are you ready to party, man?

00:11:17That's nothing.

00:11:17As soon as I make a scene in front of the TV with a shortbread cookie, I'm out of here.

00:11:20What are you saying?

00:11:20They'll crucify you, I'm telling you.

00:11:22In-laws are like viruses.

00:11:23They interfere in the relationship and destroy it from within.

00:11:25Do you want to continue with Belén?

00:11:26Well, yes.

00:11:28So you have to win over the parents.

00:11:29It is the first law of the couple.

00:11:30It's not that difficult.

00:11:31You tell the mother she's very young, and the father would appreciate the thanks.

00:11:34I'm losing the 1,500 euros that I owe for my part of the party.

00:11:36How lovely, you're going to give up money for love.

00:11:38Yes, beautiful, look, I'm getting teary-eyed.

00:11:42And what about you?

00:11:42Are you getting your ticket now?

00:11:43We'll give it to you for 60 euros.

00:11:45Thanks, but I already have plans.

00:11:46I'm having dinner with Lucia tonight.

00:11:47Have you returned?

00:11:48No, but I'm sure he'll call me.

00:11:49We started dating on New Year's Eve.

00:11:51She won't be able to stand going one day without me.

00:11:53Poor thing, she must be feeling lonely and depressed now.

00:11:57Hello good.

00:11:58Paco, give me five bags of potato chips and five bags of pork rinds.

00:12:00I'm having a party at home tonight.

00:12:02That's wrong, isn't it?

00:12:03I'm letting her drift.

00:12:05So, a party, huh?

00:12:06That's great, isn't it?

00:12:07Yes, yes, yes.

00:12:07Didn't you warn us?

00:12:08Yes, I hadn't even seen us.

00:12:10I organized it as a surprise.

00:12:12I don't even know who's coming, but tonight promises to be good.

00:12:15Hey Paco, I'll pay you later, okay?

00:12:16We're going to set up a big party here too.

00:12:18Three friends of Alex, friends of the telecupón, are coming.

00:12:20Oh, really?

00:12:20Is the one with hundreds coming?

00:12:22What a name, he just made it up.

00:12:23Damn, you don't play around with that, for fuck's sake.

00:12:25Dude, if you still like Lucía, why don't you tell her?

00:12:28She's going to meet someone else and you're going to screw it up.

00:12:29This girl loses her temper a lot on New Year's Eve.

00:12:32He hooked up with you.

00:12:33It's true.

00:12:34Tonight I'm going upstairs and asking her to come back.

00:12:36Anyway, get yourself a ticket just in case.

00:12:38But why would you tell me no?

00:12:39Well, because I don't see that you've changed much since he left you.

00:12:42Well, a little bit in the hair, but I don't know if there's anything better.

00:12:45What am I asking her to do to marry me?

00:12:47There are no eggs.

00:12:50What a disgrace of a president.

00:12:52Getting tangled up with herbs.

00:12:53Pervert.

00:12:55Pervert and crook!

00:12:56I'm scared.

00:12:57Any one of us could be next.

00:12:59Don't get your hopes up.

00:13:00Don Juan is only attracted to married women.

00:13:02Come on, a little bit of please.

00:13:03Stop bothering Mr. Juan.

00:13:04He'll make a statement or sell the exclusive story or something.

00:13:07If we just want to know details.

00:13:09As?

00:13:09Where?

00:13:10When?

00:13:11Missionary?

00:13:11Puppy?

00:13:1269?

00:13:13Please, ma'am.

00:13:14That's none of your business.

00:13:15If you've done it up to the common ones, yes.

00:13:17We did nothing.

00:13:17There was no sex.

00:13:18So, all this mess has been created and you're the one with the weed, right?

00:13:21No.

00:13:21Bad president, bad lover.

00:13:24Go away, Mr. Cuesta.

00:13:26Go away.

00:13:26Do you remember that you and Manolo also had problems of this kind?

00:13:29Okay, let's clarify, shall we?

00:13:30Because I will not allow my manhood to be called into question.

00:13:32Sex encompasses much more than the act itself.

00:13:34There are other things.

00:13:36Kisses, caresses, whispers, nibbles, chance touches.

00:13:40Mr. Juan, leave the nibble for another time.

00:13:42No, Emilio, no.

00:13:42That's just how I am.

00:13:43A passionate man.

00:13:44I have never said no to love.

00:13:46Unless it's a friend's wife.

00:13:48And I emphasize the word friend.

00:13:49And the fact that nothing happened.

00:13:51I emphasize the word nothing.

00:13:54My goodness, that look can charge your phone battery.

00:13:56Poor Andrés.

00:13:57You got away with it because there are witnesses, otherwise...

00:14:00If you deceive even one friend, what won't you do with community accounts?

00:14:03It's true.

00:14:04I don't trust him as president.

00:14:06Costs.

00:14:06Resignation.

00:14:07Do they want me to resign?

00:14:08Yeah.

00:14:08Do they want me to resign?

00:14:09And it's Juan.

00:14:09Hold on a moment, reinforcements are coming.

00:14:11Let's leave my brother alone; he's not to blame for anything.

00:14:14It was the weeds growing up the stairs.

00:14:17Mr. John, your sister is like Knight Rider, huh?

00:14:19It appears just when it's needed most.

00:14:20Let's see.

00:14:21My personal life is one thing, and my impeccable political career, based on..., is quite another.

00:14:25Yes, yes, that's perfectly clear.

00:14:27Come on, let's go upstairs, we have to peel the grapes.

00:14:29Strip.

00:14:30Now, come on.

00:14:31The protest is over, I have to keep washing up.

00:14:33Either they dissolve peacefully or I'll get the steam cleaner out.

00:14:36This guy was saved by the bad girl.

00:14:37Yes, but these horns are going to cost him dearly.

00:14:42Can you tell me what you were thinking?

00:14:45Hey?

00:14:47A hill never gives up.

00:14:48The legislative term is ending, as God intended.

00:14:51These people want my head.

00:14:52But why so much hostility?

00:14:53The people forgive you for stealing, for misgoverning, for lying.

00:14:57But horns, no way, Juan.

00:14:59They don't forget that.

00:15:00Look what happened to Clinton.

00:15:01Clinton did not fall in love with the intern.

00:15:02And I love Isabel.

00:15:03That, and on top of that you find her married.

00:15:05Dad, what do you think of this dress for tonight?

00:15:08How does it look on me?

00:15:08Daughter, why are you torturing me?

00:15:10Good, right?

00:15:11Thank you.

00:15:13Juan, you don't touch a married person.

00:15:16Who do you think you are?

00:15:16Didn't Andrés catch my eye when I arrived here?

00:15:19But I can't think of anything to do.

00:15:20Do you like Andrés?

00:15:21Wow!

00:15:23Never mind, it was just an example.

00:15:25Now what we have to do is clean up your image.

00:15:27We're going to organize a New Year's Eve dinner at home for all the neighbors.

00:15:30Today?

00:15:31And what excuse would that have?

00:15:32Let's eat the grapes of Concord.

00:15:34What does it matter?

00:15:34Smoke screen, Juan.

00:15:36Come on, call an urgent meeting, I'm going to defrost the prawns.

00:15:41Given my current popularity rating, I don't think anyone will come.

00:15:44But I do call.

00:15:48Okay, let's all be quiet, there are a lot of us today.

00:15:51You have to see the power of a pair of horns to draw a crowd.

00:15:53There are a lot of tenants here who have sneaked in.

00:15:55Hey, they haven't called us, have they?

00:15:57This smells like their rented accommodation.

00:15:59In other words, Juan and the grass are together.

00:16:01Yes, I don't know.

00:16:02Andrés is standing there so calmly.

00:16:03They kill each other today.

00:16:04You should go home because this is not an environment for the child.

00:16:06But come on, if I can't go out at night and I can't go to the movies, then let me have some fun.

00:16:09a while, right?

00:16:10Okay, the meeting is about to begin.

00:16:12The throwing of marzipan, sugared almonds, or any other Christmas objects is strictly prohibited.

00:16:17that endangers the life of Mr. Juan or mine, as I am very close.

00:16:20Thank you so much.

00:16:21Excellent!

00:16:21There are many of us today, aren't there?

00:16:23Yes, this is an open meeting for all residents.

00:16:26Because John has some great news to share with you.

00:16:28It costs pregnant to use herbs.

00:16:30Please do not speculate prematurely.

00:16:32With neighbors fully aware of the tense and difficult times we have experienced this Christmas,

00:16:38I have decided to invite you to a big New Year's Eve dinner to bring our community together once again.

00:16:42and thus recover the spirit of harmony that has always characterized us.

00:16:46That's great.

00:16:47But now we move on to horns and questions.

00:16:49Are you listening to my brother?

00:16:51We'll give you dinner for free, with grapes and everything.

00:16:53Thank you very much, but the thing is, I'm having a party at home with some friends.

00:16:57Oh, really?

00:16:58And what time will he start watching Ambientillo?

00:17:00No, ma'am, no.

00:17:01I'm also throwing a party at my house, but none of the neighbors are invited, okay?

00:17:04I say this so there are no misunderstandings later.

00:17:06Of course you can always go to the video store, where for 65 euros you get unlimited access.

00:17:10Charge Marisa a supplement, it's not profitable.

00:17:12Well, is everyone going to have parties or what kind of joke is this?

00:17:15Who did I ask for permission from in the community?

00:17:17I'm going to have to ask permission from the party.

00:17:20I also want to say something.

00:17:22Moved, moved, pass me the pipes.

00:17:24I imagine you all already know what happened between my wife and this gentleman.

00:17:28Well, we're missing a few details, but come on, the grapevine will tell us.

00:17:31Andrés, things happen for a reason.

00:17:33Your happiness is closer than you think.

00:17:36Are you sure this lady is a virgin?

00:17:37Yes, what I want to tell you is that I also invite you to dinner at my house tonight.

00:17:43I thought it would be a good way to say goodbye to all of you.

00:17:48No, here the only authorized dinner is my brother's.

00:17:52Top-quality prawns.

00:17:53Well, people should go to whichever one they want, right?

00:17:55Or none.

00:17:55Or both.

00:17:57Okay, I'll be waiting for you at ten o'clock at my house.

00:18:00Okay, do whatever you want.

00:18:02But as a gentleman who knew a lot about this already said.

00:18:04The one who moves doesn't get in the picture.

00:18:06Oh, well if there's going to be a photo, it's better if we're all in it because it's a nice memory.

00:18:10Okay, the gesture has been made.

00:18:12Let each one answer to his own conscience.

00:18:13The session is adjourned.

00:18:14Thank you all so much for your attendance and happy new year.

00:18:17All those present are reminded that the deadline for the goalkeeper's Christmas bonus is still open.

00:18:20Were you complaining about coming to the meetings, Mauri?

00:18:22Sell me half of the apartment.

00:18:23I want to be a homeowner.

00:18:24My God.

00:18:25Two dinners and three parties.

00:18:27And I have no will.

00:18:30May Saint Resaca have mercy on us.

00:18:36Yes, at nine o'clock.

00:18:37Hey, bring Alfonso along.

00:18:39Well, whoever you're with now.

00:18:41Well, bring them both.

00:18:42That is.

00:18:43Okay, see you later.

00:18:44Excellent.

00:18:45Nobody is letting me down.

00:18:46You have to see the pull Diego has.

00:18:47Hey, stop giving the kid cholesterol.

00:18:50It's the last one, I swear.

00:18:51The one who is not me is him.

00:18:52I am possessed.

00:18:53Mauri, can we talk for a moment?

00:18:54Ah, thank goodness you're here.

00:18:56I need you to be completely honest with me.

00:18:57I'm not coming tonight.

00:18:59Oh, that's great.

00:19:00Hey, seriously now.

00:19:00Look, I like the black one better.

00:19:02But for a change, what do you mean you can't come tonight?

00:19:04No, it turns out my father called me to have dinner with them at home.

00:19:07I think he wants to fix things with me.

00:19:09Sorry.

00:19:10Ah.

00:19:11Well, that's settled, let her come.

00:19:14And reconciliation in your environment.

00:19:15No, because my grandparents are here too.

00:19:17So they can come too, and you can introduce them to me.

00:19:18But how am I going to introduce them to my boyfriend?

00:19:19My grandfather is 92 years old.

00:19:20He might also be gay, and this is his last chance to come out of the closet.

00:19:24There are always precedents in the family.

00:19:25I had a great-grandmother who looked just like Ronaldinho.

00:19:27Damn it, Mauri, I have to have dinner with my family.

00:19:29But how can I cancel the party now?

00:19:31Diego, who's going to eat all this?

00:19:33Apart from Bea, I mean...

00:19:34Just have fun, don't cancel anything.

00:19:36I'll escape as soon as I can.

00:19:37Okay, wait a minute while I record you with the camera.

00:19:39Because otherwise people won't believe that I've turned my life around.

00:19:41Mauri, please.

00:19:41Diego, it's very easy.

00:19:42You just have to say,

00:19:43Hi, I'm Diego, Mauri's boyfriend.

00:19:45Happy new year.

00:19:45Well, look, I'm sorry.

00:19:46I'll call you as soon as the auction is over.

00:19:47Okay?

00:19:48Come on.

00:19:49It's a really bad time, huh?

00:19:50The lines are at full capacity.

00:19:53Everything has to be perfect.

00:19:55My mother loves to annoy me.

00:19:57We shouldn't make it easy for them.

00:19:58Okay, okay, okay.

00:19:59And what do you like about museums?

00:20:01She paints pictures, they're awful.

00:20:03But each one fights against menopause in her own way.

00:20:06Honey, you look really good in what you're wearing, don't you?

00:20:08Oh, and she likes opera.

00:20:10In other words, if the topic comes up at the table,

00:20:11You love Verdi and Puccini.

00:20:13Verdi and Puccini, both of them.

00:20:15Emilio, but, Emilio, what are you doing?

00:20:16Damn, I'm only going to give you that one day,

00:20:18Come by just for a moment.

00:20:20Plus, you don't even have to take it off.

00:20:21Because you should raise it a little, okay?

00:20:23Emilio, my parents are coming for dinner,

00:20:25How do you even think about sex?

00:20:26Woman, well that's how we give her tension,

00:20:28It's going to be a very tough New Year's Eve.

00:20:30You're always at the last minute.

00:20:32You'll see how my dress gets wrinkled.

00:20:34Hey, if you're going to start complaining, we'll stop, okay?

00:20:36Look, if you shut up, maybe I can concentrate, okay?

00:20:38Come on, let's get into the rhythm.

00:20:39Come on.

00:20:40Come on, show some respect, it's Christmas.

00:20:44What a show.

00:20:45But you shouldn't have taken the key from him.

00:20:47Dad, there's a knock at the door.

00:20:48You'll see, I'm going to get on the ones I'm not going to prepare tonight.

00:20:51We're going to have a heavenly dinner.

00:20:53Emilio, your father can't stay for dinner, okay?

00:20:56Honey, I told him to have dinner with us,

00:20:57because he is very lonely.

00:20:58Do you know the trouble I could cause with my parents?

00:20:59That's going to ruin us, how am I going to introduce him to that father-in-law?

00:21:01Well, I'll put an abbot on him and we'll say he's a mad scientist.

00:21:03a Rimpi kamikaze.

00:21:05He has that face because I ran over a whaler.

00:21:06Or do you tell him he can't stay for dinner?

00:21:08I'm telling you.

00:21:08No, no, no, no, no, I'm telling you.

00:21:10Hey, Dad.

00:21:11Hey, you don't need to do anything.

00:21:13What do you mean, no?

00:21:14Of course it's needed.

00:21:15As a kitchen in Bethlehem, we didn't make it to the new year.

00:21:17No, no, no, no, you can't stay

00:21:18because the parents from Bethlehem are coming

00:21:19And it's better if they don't see you.

00:21:20Ah, well, I'm leaving now.

00:21:23I don't want you to be ashamed of me.

00:21:24But we are not ashamed.

00:21:25These gentlemen are very serious indeed.

00:21:26And you're going to get bored.

00:21:27No, but it's normal at my age.

00:21:29Well, you've left me stranded like an old dog.

00:21:31Dad.

00:21:32Like a used cafeteria.

00:21:33Let's see.

00:21:34Like a malfunctioning mobile phone.

00:21:35Come on, don't be a pain.

00:21:36Go have dinner at Mr. Cuesta's place.

00:21:37or Mr. Guerra

00:21:38that give away free dinner.

00:21:40Ah, happy new year, son.

00:21:43I'm going to miss you.

00:21:52Thank you, Emilio.

00:21:53It's the best.

00:21:55Your father's situation must be important.

00:22:02Hey, this is really good.

00:22:04Appetizer, three courses and dessert.

00:22:05We need to bring up Tupperware containers.

00:22:07This is enough to feed even kings.

00:22:09Ah, very nice.

00:22:10Andrés has put the menu on the door.

00:22:12Don't tell me you're letting yourselves be seduced

00:22:13because of this underhanded tactic.

00:22:15Hey, don't get it wrong.

00:22:16We are always by your side

00:22:17of those who suffer.

00:22:18Look, Rioja Reserva.

00:22:19This is very good for the heart.

00:22:21Oh really?

00:22:22Well, this is unfair competition.

00:22:24I don't think it's right.

00:22:25Andrés, what you've done to him

00:22:26Not with his wife either.

00:22:29What's for dinner?

00:22:30What should I sign up for?

00:22:31On shins with Roquefort.

00:22:32Suckling lamb with side dish.

00:22:33This man is an angel.

00:22:35Vicenta, control your pheromones

00:22:37that you're making a mess of everything.

00:22:43Prawns, barnacles and sirloin steak

00:22:45with a bunch of tickets.

00:22:47Well, it's not like it's anything special either.

00:22:49of crucifying the president

00:22:51because of a fit of rage.

00:22:52The lack of a session is my bad.

00:22:54Look at this.

00:22:54I believe that Juan Cuesta

00:22:56He deserves another chance.

00:23:07Oysters and figs to the press.

00:23:09Watch out, because of what he's done

00:23:11It's humiliating for poor Andrés, isn't it?

00:23:13That wouldn't be good neighborly behavior.

00:23:15if we let him pass alone

00:23:17New Year's Eve.

00:23:18Andrés doesn't need it.

00:23:19Of course.

00:23:25Champari, every first brand.

00:23:31Look, we're doing aerobics.

00:23:34Open bar, chocolate with churros

00:23:36and a prize draw

00:23:37of war sports.

00:23:38Hey, in the end they'll finish us off

00:23:39inviting someone on a cruise.

00:23:40To be honest,

00:23:42the one who is having the worst time

00:23:43It's Andrés.

00:23:44Well, we sacrificed ourselves

00:23:45and we had dinner with him.

00:23:46Furthermore, he is now a free man.

00:23:48I believe this is my opportunity.

00:23:49Vicenta, it's not a dilemma.

00:23:53Too late, Perci.

00:23:54They've already made up their minds.

00:23:55I can't believe it

00:23:56that after all

00:23:57what I have done for my neighbors

00:23:58throughout 13 years of sacrifice

00:23:59Now pay me.

00:24:00leaving me alone.

00:24:02Don't worry.

00:24:02I have zero with you.

00:24:03Thank you, Mariano.

00:24:04Hey, couldn't you...

00:24:05Will you and your sister work something out?

00:24:07Because tonight

00:24:08It's very beautiful for love.

00:24:11Please, please!

00:24:12Seriously, what politicians.

00:24:14That's how the country is going.

00:24:15Is anyone alive here?

00:24:17Mommy, I'll call you now

00:24:18Because then there's no way, daughter.

00:24:19Happy New Year.

00:24:21Yeah.

00:24:22No, no, no, no.

00:24:23I'm staying home with Alicia.

00:24:24Just chilling, having dinner.

00:24:26Yeah.

00:24:27Already.

00:24:30Hey, Mom, Mom, Mom

00:24:32I'll call you later, okay?

00:24:34Okay, a little kiss.

00:24:36Surprise!

00:24:37What do you think?

00:24:38I thought we'd better get the party started.

00:24:39And yesterday we ate grapes on bread.

00:24:41But who did you call?

00:24:43To the guys who were on your agenda.

00:24:45I feel like Michael J. Fox

00:24:46time travel.

00:24:47It's full of people from the high school.

00:24:50But are they trusting your boyfriend?

00:24:51Shh!

00:24:51Be quiet!

00:24:52My police officer is in the old address book.

00:24:54Rocia, how are you!

00:24:55Do you remember me?

00:24:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:24:59Victor!

00:24:59Victor Callezos!

00:25:01Man!

00:25:04You look great!

00:25:05Well, I'm free.

00:25:08What I told you in third grade,

00:25:09It's still standing.

00:25:10Yeah.

00:25:11Is your house insured?

00:25:12Because I have some offers.

00:25:14No, no, the truth is no.

00:25:15Hey, I'm going to get a drink, okay?

00:25:17I'll be back later.

00:25:18Go ahead, enjoy!

00:25:20Hey, Lucia!

00:25:22You didn't answer my calls.

00:25:24Did you remember to put the money in?

00:25:25in the pension fund?

00:25:27This is José Manuel,

00:25:28my tax advisor.

00:25:29Ah, delighted!

00:25:30Oh, yes!

00:25:33Lucia!

00:25:34Man!

00:25:34What's happening?

00:25:35Where have you left Roberto?

00:25:38Now that guy's living the good life!

00:25:39This is Antonio,

00:25:40the one who did the renovation for me.

00:25:41Oh, nice to meet you!

00:25:43Enchanté, madame!

00:25:44What a party, huh!

00:25:46Everything, dude!

00:25:47You only think about yourselves!

00:25:49Yes, yes, that's true.

00:25:51Ha ha ha!

00:25:53Oh!

00:25:54Alice, will you stay with me for a moment?

00:25:56To the bedroom!

00:25:57You've ended up with some really strange people.

00:26:03It's not a problem, Alicia.

00:26:05They are phone numbers

00:26:05that I have written down there,

00:26:07well, well, well, well,

00:26:08well, well, well,

00:26:08well, well, well, well,

00:26:08Well, I have them written down there.

00:26:09Oh, well that puts my mind at ease

00:26:10because when I saw

00:26:11that 60-year-old man...

00:26:13But he's my gynecologist!

00:26:14Ah, I thought it was

00:26:15your exes' agenda,

00:26:15since you only have 40 names.

00:26:17Yes, man.

00:26:17There are some exes, there are.

00:26:18But come on, prehistoric

00:26:19And the last thing I want is also

00:26:20It's about seeing them again.

00:26:21Furthermore, don't you understand?

00:26:22that there might be someone

00:26:22on that agenda

00:26:23who haven't I slept with?

00:26:24Well, be specific.

00:26:25Pon Antonio Reformas

00:26:26or José Manuel, Tax Advisor.

00:26:28Let's see.

00:26:29If you see here...

00:26:30Dr. Ramos,

00:26:31What does this mean?

00:26:32That you have refused to see a doctor.

00:26:33I once went to the hospital

00:26:34because it had a bow

00:26:35And a kid appeared.

00:26:36It was delicious.

00:26:38No, no, no,

00:26:38I'm not interested, Alicia, no.

00:26:40By the way,

00:26:41You call me materialistic,

00:26:42Well, you know...

00:26:44César, BMW.

00:26:45You point them out because of the car they have.

00:26:47He's the mechanic at the shop.

00:26:48Look, I've done it

00:26:49with my best intentions.

00:26:50If you don't like parties,

00:26:51Tell them to leave.

00:26:52Yes of course,

00:26:52at nine thirty

00:26:53New Year's Eve

00:26:53I tell everyone

00:26:54who are trying to make a living.

00:26:55So relax and enjoy

00:26:56We can have a great time.

00:26:57What's here, Alba?

00:26:58What's here?

00:26:59But who warned us?

00:27:00I don't.

00:27:00What am I going to call an aunt?

00:27:02Lucia.

00:27:04Yeah?

00:27:05Can I come in?

00:27:07Just a moment.

00:27:08I'm coming right now, okay?

00:27:09Yes, it happens, yes.

00:27:11Hi, Alba.

00:27:14Oh, look at that,

00:27:15I was coming to have dinner with you

00:27:16since we would keep each other company

00:27:17and I find myself at a party.

00:27:19Oh, and is Diego coming?

00:27:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:27:25It's more.

00:27:26Bastard.

00:27:28No, you bastard.

00:27:29Calm down, woman.

00:27:30Wait for men.

00:27:32Look, we're going to the bathroom to touch you up.

00:27:33that I'm going to introduce you to

00:27:34a very cute tax advisor.

00:27:36Yes, yes.

00:27:36Very handsome, yes.

00:27:37Very handsome.

00:27:39Diego, come on, come on.

00:27:41I'm leaving here in a huff.

00:27:42Yes.

00:27:45Love, may it fall on you, Diego.

00:27:46Diego, where are you going here?

00:27:49I don't know.

00:27:50I feel like Bin Laden,

00:27:51Nobody can see me.

00:27:52Leave.

00:27:53Come on, come on, come on.

00:27:54My God.

00:27:58Lucia, you need to come in for a check-up.

00:28:00How are you handling the IUD?

00:28:01Ah, well, well, very good.

00:28:03He's still hosting there.

00:28:05Oh, but you have an IUD.

00:28:11Hey, what do you think?

00:28:13I've spent some money.

00:28:15I had to sell the console

00:28:16and video games.

00:28:17Oh, well, this is love, huh?

00:28:18You've given up the console for a girl.

00:28:20It's usually the other way around.

00:28:22Hey, what's up?

00:28:22How are ticket sales going?

00:28:24Well, a success.

00:28:25We've sold two.

00:28:26Damn, they're going to get really drunk.

00:28:28But you didn't say that people

00:28:29He leaves everything to the last minute.

00:28:30I don't know, maybe they've become more organized.

00:28:33This thing about the European Union

00:28:34He's screwing us over.

00:28:34I think it's some kind of curse.

00:28:36from this video store.

00:28:36Well, let's see now

00:28:37how do we recover the investment.

00:28:38Relax.

00:28:39If at the last minute

00:28:40There's always some loser who shows up.

00:28:42Hello.

00:28:42I've been told that here

00:28:43You're going to throw a party.

00:28:44Do you have any tickets left?

00:28:47Few.

00:28:47Don't you have any left?

00:28:48The latest.

00:28:49They were reserved.

00:28:51Well, but because it's you...

00:28:53Okay, 75 euros.

00:28:55Fuck.

00:28:56And what time does this start?

00:28:58Well, that's it.

00:28:59What would you like to drink?

00:29:01Party!

00:29:05Mom, mom, the 21st, third B.

00:29:09No, it's not a dangerous neighborhood.

00:29:11No, there are no rapists.

00:29:13Everyone is having dinner today.

00:29:14Come on.

00:29:16Emilio!

00:29:16They're here.

00:29:19I'm here, I'm here.

00:29:21How is the knot?

00:29:22What have you done to yourself?

00:29:23What am I going to do?

00:29:24To dress up.

00:29:25Elegant?

00:29:25You look like an encyclopedia salesman.

00:29:27Take this off.

00:29:28Yes, better more metrophysical.

00:29:30Yeah.

00:29:32Hey, I'm going to tell your mother

00:29:33who is very young

00:29:34And I laugh at all your father's jokes.

00:29:36Even my mother isn't young anymore.

00:29:36Even my father isn't funny.

00:29:37Don't be a suck-up, okay?

00:29:40They're here already, huh?

00:29:41Emilio, we are winners

00:29:43And we are happy.

00:29:44We are winners.

00:29:45Honey, I've been thinking

00:29:46that being a teacher is nothing special,

00:29:47since I'm making it up

00:29:48He could be a motorcycle racer or something.

00:29:50Emilio, don't mess this up, okay?

00:29:51We screwed up.

00:29:52Yes, that teacher I don't like.

00:29:53Well, that's what you're studying.

00:29:56Hello!

00:29:58Dad!

00:29:58Hello!

00:29:59Hello!

00:30:00How are you?

00:30:02Mom, Dad, this is Emilio.

00:30:05A true pleasure.

00:30:07How are you?

00:30:10Please excuse me for the coat, ma'am.

00:30:11Well, ma'am, to put it mildly,

00:30:13Because, come on, you're very young.

00:30:15They look like sisters.

00:30:16Daughter, your boyfriend is calling you old.

00:30:19Well.

00:30:22Doesn't it look like an otter?

00:30:23No, it's an imitation.

00:30:26That's great,

00:30:27because there's nothing that makes them laugh more

00:30:28than a lady wearing an animal fur coat.

00:30:31Poor otters and bison.

00:30:33But the scarf is genuine fox fur.

00:30:36Oh yes, all foxes must be exterminated.

00:30:39Well, daughter, it's been a while, hasn't it?

00:30:43Tell us.

00:30:44Well, I'm very happy.

00:30:46And me, and me.

00:30:47Yeah.

00:30:52This is a protest vote, Juan.

00:30:54They are all there, with Andrés.

00:30:55The message is clear.

00:30:56That's their problem.

00:30:57The important thing is that it's New Year's Eve.

00:30:58And we're going to celebrate it as a family.

00:31:00Of course.

00:31:01I'm feeling down today, aren't I?

00:31:02Stay put, the children are missing.

00:31:04Whatever you say, sweetheart.

00:31:06Mariano, please, I'm begging you.

00:31:08Leave.

00:31:08Happy New Year to all.

00:31:09What do you mean you're leaving?

00:31:10Aren't you staying for dinner?

00:31:11No, I'm going to a party with my boyfriend.

00:31:12Which boyfriend?

00:31:13Don't know.

00:31:13That's what I'm going to do, to meet him.

00:31:15Okay, bye.

00:31:15And this one comes out as it comes out.

00:31:17Then we'll be in shock.

00:31:18Well, there's José Miguel, who is much more family-oriented.

00:31:21And I'm sure that sir...

00:31:21Well, happy new year and all that.

00:31:23Where are you going?

00:31:24I just don't have time to have dinner.

00:31:25I'm having a party.

00:31:26José Miguel, don't talk nonsense.

00:31:27They're not going to let you in.

00:31:28But why not?

00:31:28If I organize it.

00:31:29I'm the DJ.

00:31:30Well, if you choke on grapes or anything like that,

00:31:33I'm downstairs.

00:31:33But no, no, no.

00:31:34You're too old for parties.

00:31:36Pussy!

00:31:39José Miguel.

00:31:39Since Paloma left, this family has been torn apart.

00:31:43Thank goodness you're here.

00:31:44Otherwise, just imagine.

00:31:46Can?

00:31:47Damn it!

00:31:48I warn you that this is a serious offense that will result in suspension of pay.

00:31:51Who are you talking to?

00:31:53Where are you going?

00:31:54Don't you eat dinner at home?

00:31:55Tonight is for a family dinner, and what's in there, I don't know what it is.

00:31:58And are you going to spend New Year's Eve alone?

00:32:00I was thinking of going to yoga school.

00:32:01There, instead of eating grapes, we rubbed ourselves with an olive branch.

00:32:05You'll feel like new.

00:32:06No, no, I can't allow you to spend the end of the year with your feet up behind your head.

00:32:09You have dinner with me.

00:32:12No, no, no.

00:32:13No, Juan.

00:32:14Things are not as you think.

00:32:16Our relationship is like this extender.

00:32:18No matter how much we fix it, it's going to break down again.

00:32:21Isabel,

00:32:22Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't love me.

00:32:28I don't love you.

00:32:29Are you lying?

00:32:30I've seen that face many times on children when they tell me

00:32:33No, I thought the industrial revolution wasn't included.

00:32:35And yes, it was included because I gave it on Friday.

00:32:37Yes, we are hurting a lot of people.

00:32:39This is going to cost us at least three reincarnations.

00:32:41Look, I'd reincarnate as a stick insect for you if necessary.

00:32:44But don't you realize, Isabel?

00:32:46that this could be the first night of the rest of our lives.

00:32:49Oh, how corny.

00:32:57I love it.

00:32:59Come on.

00:33:01Nieves, I'm neither handsome nor do I have money.

00:33:03But that's up to you.

00:33:05What I can promise you is that we will never lack passion.

00:33:08Look how my heart is beating.

00:33:09The heart is on the other side.

00:33:11Yes, they opened me up when I had my appendix.

00:33:13I don't know where they've put everything.

00:33:15Do you want to see the scar?

00:33:16Juan, call the doorman and have him take your father away.

00:33:18Nieves,

00:33:19Tonight we're going to be just another mouth to feed at dinner.

00:33:21The adulteress sitting at our table.

00:33:23You can't be serious.

00:33:24Well yes.

00:33:25And you're going to have to get used to it.

00:33:26Because Isabel and I have a future together.

00:33:28I refuse to share my table and my steak with her.

00:33:32I said that Isabel is staying.

00:33:33Well, I'm going to Andrés's house.

00:33:35That's great.

00:33:36You've already pissed me off, damn it.

00:33:39I told you, people don't understand what we have.

00:33:42I don't understand it myself.

00:33:44A drink?

00:33:46Several.

00:33:49Man, I was starting to think you weren't coming.

00:33:51No way, how could we miss out on meeting...

00:33:54No, Diego isn't here.

00:33:55He couldn't come.

00:33:55But otherwise I have everything.

00:33:57Forward.

00:33:57This smells like a crisis.

00:33:58And nothing more, yes, always has been.

00:34:01You should put a sign on the door.

00:34:02You would save yourself a lot of explaining.

00:34:04Come, I want to introduce you to everyone.

00:34:06Maurito, I'm feeling really lazy, aren't I?

00:34:07But if Diego isn't here, I'll have to brag about something, right?

00:34:10Oh, they're using the bench.

00:34:11Okay, everyone.

00:34:13Listen up, I want to introduce you to Bea, my daughter's mother.

00:34:17Oh, how are you doing now!

00:34:19What are you going to call it?

00:34:20And where are you going to give birth?

00:34:21The most natural place is in the bathtub.

00:34:23From aquatic environment to aquatic environment.

00:34:25There's only a shower stall here.

00:34:26I don't know if it will work.

00:34:27Well, she looks divine, baby.

00:34:28When will the accounts be settled?

00:34:29Well, I think that's it.

00:34:31How cute!

00:34:33Capriccia!

00:34:34No, no, no.

00:34:34It's coming soon.

00:34:35I think her water has broken.

00:34:37Oh, God!

00:34:38Yeah.

00:34:38Peaceful.

00:34:39Yeah.

00:34:39Oh, God!

00:34:40Breathe!

00:34:41And Mauri, damn it, snap out of it!

00:34:42Don't worry.

00:34:43Hey, I live on this side and I have a bathtub.

00:34:47I'm, I'm hyperventilating.

00:34:50What a party, huh?

00:34:51When I think that you only charged me 75 euros for this, I get a real high.

00:34:55Josemi, turn the music down, please!

00:34:57You guys have no drive, huh?

00:34:58No, the good thing about this party is that there's no stress.

00:35:00You don't spend four hours ordering a drink.

00:35:02There's no fighting with the girls.

00:35:04Because there isn't one.

00:35:08Fancy a hell of a party?

00:35:09Open bar, 30 euros.

00:35:1120?

00:35:11Okay, I'll leave it at 10.

00:35:145!

00:35:14We're putting on the dynamic duo.

00:35:20The cables, the sneakers, the padel racket.

00:35:24This is not the guys' bag.

00:35:25Oh, I've already got it!

00:35:26I'm in the car!

00:35:27Mauri, calm down, relax, breathe.

00:35:29Ouch!

00:35:29And what do we do?

00:35:30Stay home!

00:35:32Snoop around in my drawers!

00:35:33Come on, I'll get the handkerchief, you whistle!

00:35:35Be careful!

00:35:35But if there's no traffic, close it, come on, it's very cold.

00:35:38Hello!

00:35:40We're throwing an amazing party there.

00:35:42We offer group discounts.

00:35:44Hey, is it already gay-friendly?

00:35:45Uh, yes, yes, yes.

00:35:46Look out, it's the lights.

00:35:49The entrance fee is 90 euros.

00:35:51But hey, I'll give you a two-for-one deal.

00:35:57Hello.

00:35:59Hello.

00:36:04Guys, I'd like to introduce you to some of Mauri's friends.

00:36:06Oh, hello.

00:36:08He had to go to the hospital.

00:36:10You've put me into labor!

00:36:12Oh my God.

00:36:13Well, the house is very nice.

00:36:15Hey, is this Gotelli?

00:36:17Mom, we're renting.

00:36:19We're not going to spend any money until next year, when we get the duplex.

00:36:21Hey, I told you she's very pretty.

00:36:23Don't get defensive.

00:36:24You have to go see your brother's chalet.

00:36:27The priority alerts you when things are running out.

00:36:29and orders them online.

00:36:31And find deals.

00:36:32Yeah.

00:36:33As soon as they release one with boobs, I'm getting a divorce.

00:36:38Oh, how wonderful, how wonderful.

00:36:40Well, this is an Englishman, a Spaniard, and an American.

00:36:42Emilio, Emilio, can you bring the consommé?

00:36:44Yes, my love, yes.

00:36:45Can I help you?

00:36:45No, no, no, no.

00:36:46If I'm a modern man, I'll take care of everything in the kitchen.

00:36:49Oh, really?

00:36:50Well, it's fantastic.

00:36:52It's great.

00:36:53Holy shit, how hot does this thing get?

00:36:54Oh, there's a hole there!

00:36:55There's a hole there!

00:36:56Holy shit, find a spot, I'm burning up!

00:36:58But what are you doing, Mom?

00:36:59Go away, Emilio!

00:37:00But what are you doing?

00:37:01Not even a dress, no.

00:37:01I was burning up.

00:37:02Oh, excuse me, it's just that I have an injury from playing dad.

00:37:04and my shoulder gave out.

00:37:06But these things are handled with a pretty cloth.

00:37:09Honey, I've left the soup tureen there for you.

00:37:10Come on, it was nothing.

00:37:12Is the temperature okay, darling?

00:37:15Wasn't it funny at all?

00:37:17No, no, not funny at all, yes.

00:37:18That's how he tells it.

00:37:19Did I tell you that I've been made marketing director?

00:37:21And you, Emilio, what do you do for a living?

00:37:24Because Belén has kept your relationship a complete secret.

00:37:28Son, yes, this girl has always been very difficult.

00:37:30Well, I'm a dentist.

00:37:34Just like Arturo.

00:37:36Oh, yes, well, what a coincidence.

00:37:38There are plenty of professions.

00:37:39And where did you study?

00:37:41Uh, in the United States.

00:37:44He walks like Arthur.

00:37:45Okay, which university?

00:37:48Which one did you study at?

00:37:49In Boston.

00:37:50Me in California.

00:37:51Oh.

00:37:52There's one thing, Emilio.

00:37:53Open your mouth, darling.

00:37:54That?

00:37:54The orthopantomogram shows that the maxillary sinus needs to be lifted to apply the implant.

00:38:01But what's your take on it?

00:38:02Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:38:04There is a clear need for cleanup.

00:38:05You can shut your mouth now, thank you.

00:38:07What would you do about a crossbite?

00:38:09Would you consider orthodontics?

00:38:11Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:38:12I always go for the most expensive ones.

00:38:13Well, haven't you seen that ad that says nine out of ten dentists

00:38:17Do they recommend sugar-free gum?

00:38:19Yeah.

00:38:19Well, I'm the one who says with sugar.

00:38:21What would we be without cavities?

00:38:22We're screwed.

00:38:24Honey, but we're not going to talk about work, okay?

00:38:26It's New Year's Eve.

00:38:28And yes, damn it, you can't live off cleaning.

00:38:31Oh, it's burning me again.

00:38:33He sees it.

00:38:34If the broth is there...

00:38:40Hey, I find this whole world of tax breaks super fascinating.

00:38:45I recommend that you attend one of my courses.

00:38:47Spiritual economy, income tax and inner peace.

00:38:51Oh, that sounds so good.

00:38:53You're not gay, are you?

00:38:56Clear.

00:38:56If after we hooked up at the end-of-year party,

00:38:58You told me you were going to call me.

00:38:59Yeah.

00:39:01Fourteen years have passed.

00:39:02My parents punished me.

00:39:04And then she's incredibly hurt.

00:39:05Yes, yes.

00:39:05And the pantone of cinema?

00:39:06I still have the two tickets you told me to buy to see Pertigwoman.

00:39:11350 pesetas.

00:39:12I'll pay for them, okay?

00:39:13I'll pay for them, I promise.

00:39:14Yes, Lucia, I'm going to be honest with you.

00:39:16I'm married, but it doesn't matter.

00:39:17I'm separating.

00:39:18My son is already grown up.

00:39:19If he/she is already three years old.

00:39:21Look, Victor.

00:39:21Quique.

00:39:22Quique, Victor.

00:39:23I'll be right back.

00:39:24Hey, do you want to save 400 euros on your car insurance?

00:39:27Lucia, I'm getting really depressed, you know?

00:39:29I look just as desperate as they are.

00:39:31This is depressing.

00:39:32But what kind of people did you associate with?

00:39:34We need to put this a little higher.

00:39:36Hey, sorry, but that guy from yesterday was the class heartthrob, wasn't he?

00:39:38Hi, we were all crazy about him.

00:39:40And what happened to him?

00:39:41Well, she got married.

00:39:43Of course, it gets damaged a lot.

00:39:44Hey, I'm going outside for some fresh air, okay?

00:39:46But if someone else confesses their feelings to me before midnight, I swear I'll kill them.

00:39:52Say yes.

00:39:57Don't think about it any longer, this is your chance.

00:40:05Don't let it get away, it's from this moment on.

00:40:13Say yes.

00:40:15Yes, tell me.

00:40:20Say yes.

00:40:23Yes tell me.

00:40:27Okay, so what now?

00:40:29Will you marry me?

00:40:30Lucia, relax, it's Christmas.

00:40:33I've disarmed you, haven't I?

00:40:35Yeah.

00:40:36But what's going on?

00:40:37Didn't you like the lyrics?

00:40:39I almost got Bisbal, but he had a gala.

00:40:41But, Carlos, what do you think you are?

00:40:42That I'm stupid.

00:40:43Just because it's Christmas and I'm alone, you think you can get me to marry you?

00:40:46Well, that was kind of the idea.

00:40:48Hey, but we have an emergency plan ready, okay?

00:40:49Guys, guys, emergencies.

00:40:52Two and...

00:40:54No, thank you so much, really.

00:40:55Marrying you would be the last thing I would ever do in my life.

00:40:57Lucia, I don't mean to be rude, but I get the feeling that you don't live in the real world.

00:41:01Oh, and you?

00:41:02You're turning 30, and there are no more Prince Charmings.

00:41:06Well, there was one, but it's already taken.

00:41:07I believe that, objectively, we could...

00:41:09Out.

00:41:10Okay, okay, okay.

00:41:11Leave.

00:41:12I'm leaving, because I have my pride too.

00:41:16Hey, can I stay at the party for a while?

00:41:19I'm a bit out of it.

00:41:23It happens to me.

00:41:23Thank you.

00:41:25Hey, are there any women here?

00:41:27Two.

00:41:28Two is enough.

00:41:33Hello.

00:41:33Hello, Lucia.

00:41:34Hey, can we talk for a moment?

00:41:35Yeah.

00:41:36I have to tell you something important.

00:41:37Yes, yes.

00:41:39Can you believe Carlos just asked me to marry him?

00:41:42Hey?

00:41:43So, don't you think that's regrettable?

00:41:44Taking advantage of a person's low moment to declare one's feelings.

00:41:47Does that seem normal to you?

00:41:48Hey?

00:41:49People are very desperate.

00:41:51It's so nice being alone, isn't it?

00:41:52Yeah.

00:41:54What are you doing?

00:41:55No, my pants will fall down, okay?

00:41:56It's thinned out and it's falling out.

00:41:57Did you buy me a little gift?

00:41:59A little gift?

00:42:00What are you saying?

00:42:01What for?

00:42:02Already.

00:42:03Of course, of course, that's normal too.

00:42:05Well.

00:42:06Hey, I need to get out of here.

00:42:07We went up to the attic and ate the grapes together, like every year.

00:42:11Yes, yes.

00:42:12Okay.

00:42:13It's a bit messy.

00:42:15My assistant has fallen ill.

00:42:16Yeah.

00:42:17Let's see.

00:42:18I knew it.

00:42:18Hey, what are you doing!

00:42:19Hey, Lucia.

00:42:20No, Lucia.

00:42:20Give me that.

00:42:21No, wait.

00:42:35The momentum's been cut short a bit, hasn't it?

00:42:38Should I play the Christmas carols again?

00:42:39No, please.

00:42:40If we're talking about it.

00:42:42Sorry, my mind's elsewhere.

00:42:45All the neighbors have turned their backs on me.

00:42:47It's as if the apostles had abandoned Jesus at the Last Supper to go and have dinner with

00:42:52Pilate.

00:42:53Just imagine what a sad painting Da Vinci would have made.

00:42:55But let them be, we're together.

00:42:57Forget about the community, even if it's just for one night.

00:42:59Isabel, I can't eat my grapes in peace knowing that all the neighbors have lost confidence in me.

00:43:03But they've never had it.

00:43:07Look, let's go over there.

00:43:09We apologize publicly, Andrés, and we all ate the damn grapes of concord together.

00:43:14I'll wait for you here, because they're showing a special now with the best insults from Congress.

00:43:17Don't worry, I've started recording.

00:43:19Yes, but it's not the same.

00:43:21I already have the ring in the glass for the toast.

00:43:25Do you want me to tell you what wish I'm going to make?

00:43:26No, no, don't tell me, because it won't come true.

00:43:29I've already taken that into account.

00:43:30That's why I'm going to wish for the opposite.

00:43:33And that's how I can tell it, because when I tell it, the opposite of what I want will happen.

00:43:37which is exactly what I want to happen.

00:43:38Isn't that a good idea?

00:43:40Yeah, impressive.

00:43:42I'm going to look for the second installment.

00:43:44I'm coming with you, I have to tell you.

00:43:46Let me go, you're very old.

00:43:48Jena, with me here, you don't lift a finger in the kitchen.

00:43:53Andrés, I've come to tell you something.

00:43:55Here in front of everyone.

00:43:56He comes to provoke you in your own home.

00:43:58Look, like in Las Vegas, dinner with a show.

00:44:01Let me speak, please.

00:44:03Juan, you don't need to say anything.

00:44:05That's it, go for it.

00:44:07I want you to know that, even though it hurts, I know that you can't fight against love.

00:44:11And not only am I not going to interfere in your relationship,

00:44:15but I extend my hand to you as a sign of friendship.

00:44:19I haven't been able to make her happy.

00:44:21I hope you achieve it.

00:44:25Ah, well...

00:44:26If you'd like, you're all invited to eat the grapes at home.

00:44:30In other words, at your house, because this is my house.

00:44:32But hey, it's like it's yours, because theirs isn't mine.

00:44:37And so...

00:44:38Thank you.

00:44:46Bravo!

00:44:47Bravo!

00:44:49What a gesture, with a knot in his neck, but with his head held high.

00:44:52Let everyone see it.

00:44:53Well, it wasn't that bad, was it?

00:44:55What do you mean, no?

00:44:56Even the chunga is speechless.

00:44:58He is a gentleman.

00:44:59That's the man I want for president.

00:45:02Of course.

00:45:03Honest and of the people.

00:45:04Okay, let's calm down, our dinner's getting cold.

00:45:07Not at all.

00:45:08We have to vote.

00:45:09I'm not starting the year with that crook in charge of the community anymore.

00:45:12I'm going for the taperunna.

00:45:14Motion of censure now.

00:45:16The marzipan revolution.

00:45:18Don't be unfair to my brother's career.

00:45:21Do you have a little something there?

00:45:23Listen!

00:45:24What the hell is going on?

00:45:25It's Christmas time.

00:45:26I don't like it.

00:45:27You are a very strange man.

00:45:28It's poorly done.

00:45:29Leave me alone.

00:45:31He was serious, wasn't he?

00:45:34Please take me to the operating room now.

00:45:37I want to give birth!

00:45:39It's all your fault!

00:45:41Don't worry.

00:45:42It's normal.

00:45:43You swear during contractions.

00:45:45Here you hear things you don't see.

00:45:47Hey, look.

00:45:48You need to dilate a little more, okay?

00:45:51Or more?

00:45:51Yeah.

00:45:52Relax and breathe.

00:45:53Excuse me, but I'm the one telling you that.

00:45:55Come on, relax and breathe.

00:45:57Who will be with her during childbirth?

00:45:59I.

00:45:59Rosa, please, I'm the father.

00:46:01And I'm his partner?

00:46:02Okay, okay, I'll leave the clothes here.

00:46:04But it's not that still.

00:46:06So, who do you want to come in with you?

00:46:09The anesthesiologist!

00:46:11Ouch, it hurts!

00:46:12Look, we're not going to set up a little smokehouse here.

00:46:14That's why you should come in.

00:46:18Excuse me, the photographer is here.

00:46:19The photographer?

00:46:20I don't know.

00:46:21But this is like the amusement park where they take a souvenir photo.

00:46:24It's for a press report.

00:46:25It appears this will be the first baby of the year.

00:46:28Oh dear, they're going to make the already famous child like the children of the princesses!

00:46:31In addition, several brands are giving away product bundles for the baby's first year of life.

00:46:35You have baby clothes, diapers, toys, clothes...

00:46:38Hang in there, honey, it's going to be the first baby of the year.

00:46:40Wow, this is getting interesting.

00:46:42Dilate, Bea, dilate, it's less than a quarter.

00:46:45Well, well, a dentist boyfriend.

00:46:48It is the first joy that Bethlehem has given us in a long time.

00:46:51And that's because you have to study.

00:46:52The girl refused.

00:46:53In contrast, his brother Jorge.

00:46:55There you have it.

00:46:56I'm in Vaqueira Beret with two kids and I'm also moving into a brand new chalet.

00:47:00But I've told him that many times.

00:47:02Study, even if it's remotely, a guitar course, or automotive electricity.

00:47:05Mom, I'm a marketing director.

00:47:07Do you know how much this dress is worth?

00:47:09Right now I'm earning around...

00:47:11Hey Emilio, why haven't you invited your parents?

00:47:13That's how we knew them.

00:47:15They were both very good when I was still very little.

00:47:18Maria Jesus, please.

00:47:20Forgive them, they just have a knack for it...

00:47:22What did I know?

00:47:24And what happened to them?

00:47:27Was...

00:47:29It was a maritime accident.

00:47:31The ship sank.

00:47:33No, no, no, no.

00:47:34They rented one of those pedal-powered contraptions and it got ruined by the hangover.

00:47:37I was playing on the beach with a bucket and shovel when tragedy struck.

00:47:40Well, but he's much better at it now.

00:47:43Isn't wine good?

00:47:44Hey, you poor thing, who raised you?

00:47:47He adopted me from the beach bar.

00:47:48If I have grown up in three and a fifths of summer.

00:47:50But hey, I learned four languages.

00:47:52Sure, sure, sure.

00:47:53You had to grow up very quickly, didn't you?

00:47:55Son, you have to learn to live with pain.

00:47:58That's the motto of my practice.

00:48:00Don't call me son, it makes me cry.

00:48:03Honey, will you come with me for a moment to cut some more bread?

00:48:06I'll bring it to you right away, okay?

00:48:10I like this guy.

00:48:13Well, it's fine for the girl.

00:48:16The thing is, the grandchildren aren't going to turn out like Jorge's.

00:48:18Are you stupid? What? Why are you making things up?

00:48:20Damn, well it's your fault.

00:48:21If you don't let me introduce you to my father, then I'll kill him.

00:48:23The little orphan thing always adds a touch of humor.

00:48:25Emilio, you're talking so much nonsense that we'll eventually get caught.

00:48:27No, but things are going very well.

00:48:28I'm practically family now.

00:48:29Look, your mother has shown me all the fillings.

00:48:31Please, let me speak, okay?

00:48:33You don't even listen to yourself.

00:48:34Well, but they're my parents.

00:48:35If you don't shut up, how am I supposed to project a winning image?

00:48:38Let's see.

00:48:39Hey, you have the same problem as your mother, huh?

00:48:41I'll come to my office on Monday.

00:48:42Go on, pull, pull.

00:48:47Hey Emilio, would you like to work at my clinic?

00:48:51Well, I'd be delighted, but I'm already setting it up myself.

00:48:54I already have the magazines for the waiting room

00:48:56and I've put on the background music.

00:48:57I've bought all of Kenny G's albums.

00:48:59Yes, look at him, he's an entrepreneur.

00:49:01Like your brother, Jorge.

00:49:03I told you they might make me director of international markets.

00:49:06And where do you plan to open the clinic?

00:49:08Next to a candy store.

00:49:10I've thought it all through.

00:49:16And every time there's a meeting you have to move the sofa into the room.

00:49:20You must be really good at Tetris.

00:49:22It's going to be a magical moment.

00:49:24All the neighbors together, celebrating the new year with cordiality and joy.

00:49:29Costs!

00:49:29Out into the street!

00:49:30Your gravy train has ended, mate.

00:49:32Okay, so what does this mean?

00:49:33Early elections.

00:49:34We want Andrés as president.

00:49:35Juan, I told you so.

00:49:36The Yerbinski case is going to cost you your job.

00:49:38I remind you that according to the horizontal property law,

00:49:40To call an election, it is necessary beforehand...

00:49:43Look how he's holding onto the position!

00:49:45Well, I'm going to stop paying the community fees.

00:49:47Us too!

00:49:48You can't go against the neighbors.

00:49:50We're going to vote, right?

00:49:50Well, let's vote.

00:49:51We'll see what happens.

00:49:52Juan, you're taking a big risk!

00:49:53I am a property owner and I also vote.

00:49:56Look, I already have two.

00:49:57Let's see which side Mauri and Lucía are on.

00:49:58We'll see it right now.

00:49:59Andrés, what's this all about?

00:50:01I thought we had smoothed things over.

00:50:03And we've filed them down, if I don't want to be president.

00:50:06Ah, then it's fixed.

00:50:07I am going to arrest the coup plotters.

00:50:08But then I thought about it more.

00:50:10You have taken away what I love most.

00:50:12And I'm going to take away what you love most, the presidency.

00:50:21This is the typical telenovela moment when they go to commercial.

00:50:24Ah.

00:50:26Okay, let's see if I've understood correctly.

00:50:28So this ring belongs to your father, who bought it for your mother for Three Kings Day.

00:50:31because he doesn't know what to give her and he's going to ask her to marry him again.

00:50:34And she asked you to keep it safe because your grandmother is a kleptomaniac

00:50:36And if he keeps it at home, it disappears.

00:50:38Oh, how lovely.

00:50:39After 32 years they still love each other.

00:50:41Roberto, I know your father perfectly well.

00:50:42Do you expect me to believe that?

00:50:43Or we can change the subject, whatever is more comfortable.

00:50:46Admit it.

00:50:46Are you going to ask me to marry you?

00:50:48No, no, no.

00:50:48I was going to ask you to come back, because you wanted to get married later.

00:50:51Well, look, we already had the ring and one less problem, but nothing more.

00:50:53Roberto, don't unleash all your romanticism at once, it makes my legs tremble.

00:50:56But hey, we'll eat our grapes and we'll be friends.

00:50:58Okay.

00:51:01Surprise choice!

00:51:03Neighbors for change!

00:51:04You have to choose a president.

00:51:06Andrés or Juan?

00:51:07What is this?

00:51:08The polling station?

00:51:08This is my house.

00:51:09Hey, can't you wait until tomorrow?

00:51:11No.

00:51:11We have to vote now, without any reflection period or anything.

00:51:14To fucking zero.

00:51:16Have you returned?

00:51:17Or is it just sex?

00:51:18Lucia, I only ask that you take into account my 13 years of impeccable management.

00:51:22Look, I have here a color chart of economic evolution that clearly reflects...

00:51:27If you vote for me, I promise to replace the elevator.

00:51:29And do you also promise to tell us how you're going to pay for it?

00:51:31With sponsor.

00:51:32We covered it with stickers, like on motorcycles.

00:51:35And the goalkeeper with advertising on his shirt, like Fernando Alonso.

00:51:38That's cheap demagoguery.

00:51:40Don Juan, that's a good idea.

00:51:41Go, goalkeeper.

00:51:42Why didn't you think of that?

00:51:43Yes, I will vote, but I will cast a blank ballot.

00:51:45Not at all.

00:51:46You have to choose a side, either the subtraction side or the cost side.

00:51:49If you vote, Andrés, we will go three months without gossiping about you.

00:51:52Man, that's a really good offer.

00:51:53Ah, buying votes.

00:51:55I challenge these elections.

00:51:56Look how it's getting chopped up.

00:51:58You don't have a program.

00:51:59Yes, I vote, but I vote for whatever I want.

00:52:01And a blank vote.

00:52:02That's it, everyone out.

00:52:03Well, you're going to be on the front page.

00:52:04Roberto and the little piece have returned.

00:52:05Hey, if she votes blank, we're still tied.

00:52:09Of course, the gay man decides.

00:52:10Well, she's in labor.

00:52:12Everyone to the hospital.

00:52:13We snuck in through the emergency room.

00:52:16How sad.

00:52:17The first thing that baby is going to see is a neighborhood meeting.

00:52:19Hey, what do they think, that we're together?

00:52:21Well, you were going to kiss me.

00:52:22Or were you going to kiss me?

00:52:27My first New Year's Eve party and it turns out it's a gay party.

00:52:31Dude, I wanted to see girls.

00:52:32DJs always get lucky.

00:52:33Look at my brother, he's having a great time.

00:52:35That?

00:52:35Succeeding with Mauri's friend, aren't you?

00:52:37But don't be children.

00:52:38This is proof that we live in a society full of prejudice.

00:52:41And that a heterosexual and a gay person can perfectly well establish a friendship without any kind of

00:52:45sexual tension.

00:52:47He's giving me a hard time, or he's just pulling my eyebrows at me.

00:52:49What a pain.

00:52:50My life is shit.

00:52:52My son ignores me.

00:52:53Nieve called me ugly.

00:52:55Given my background, I've always made a living from my looks.

00:52:58Where do I get a leg up?

00:53:00Mariano, this is the last one, okay?

00:53:02Damn it, Paco, calm down, that baby...

00:53:04No, the entrance is being flooded.

00:53:06Paco, give me a rum.

00:53:07And what do you want?

00:53:08John Gintonic.

00:53:10Your friend is lovely, isn't he?

00:53:11Thank you.

00:53:12Oh, but you didn't know him?

00:53:13Yes, without Mauri's boyfriend.

00:53:15But you're Diego!

00:53:16It just can't be.

00:53:18No, yes, yes, yes, it's me.

00:53:19Hey, hey, this is Diego! This is Diego!

00:53:21Mauri's boyfriend!

00:53:23Hey, were you having dinner with your parents?

00:53:24Yes, well, but I came to the video store for some movies for my nephews.

00:53:27Oh, I'm going to love Mauri. Let's see how excited he'll be.

00:53:29No, don't call him now. He'll be very busy, especially with the border issue.

00:53:31Don't call him.

00:53:32Yes, yes.

00:53:33No.

00:53:36Mauri, phone.

00:53:37I refuse to let this be the first image my son has of me.

00:53:40Well, if you don't like it, should I wear it?

00:53:41No, it's not that ugly either.

00:53:42Even God didn't like you.

00:53:45Yeah.

00:53:46Mauri, Mauri, we just met Diego.

00:53:48As?

00:53:49Yes, we're here at the video store.

00:53:51Pass it to me.

00:53:52It has dilated you nine centimeters.

00:53:54Bea, speed up.

00:53:55It's eight minutes to twelve.

00:53:57But what do you think I'm doing? Throwing a party?

00:53:59Oh, doctor!

00:54:01Mauri, can you tell me what you're doing there, traitor?

00:54:03Weren't you having dinner with your family?

00:54:05No, yes, everything has an explanation, right?

00:54:08Look, Diego, I'm about to become a father, okay?

00:54:10I mean, I don't have time for your teenage lies.

00:54:13We're finished.

00:54:15Mauri!

00:54:16That?

00:54:16They take her to the operating room.

00:54:18Okay, I'm coming!

00:54:19We're going to the operating room.

00:54:23What's happening?

00:54:24And is he a dad?

00:54:25That he has left me.

00:54:26Oh my God.

00:54:27Hey, so you're free, right?

00:54:28A small glass.

00:54:29I need to talk to him.

00:54:31I've told you this before.

00:54:32Go for it really fast!

00:54:34A Dinzon, damn it!

00:54:36Emilio, everything was delicious.

00:54:38Oh, how wonderful that you're so good at cooking!

00:54:40What are they reading to me for that?

00:54:41It's a disaster!

00:54:43Well, Mom, what have I cooked?

00:54:45Okay, I'll turn on the TV, they're going to broadcast the New Year's Eve chimes.

00:54:48Hey, hey, Emilio, I want you to know that we're very happy that you've joined the family.

00:54:52Look, this year you're coming to our house in Almuñécar during Holy Week.

00:54:56Oh, so you're inviting us this year?

00:54:57Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, confirmed.

00:54:59I'll make room for myself at the clinic.

00:55:00Emilio, from now on, I want you to consider us as the parents you never had.

00:55:05That.

00:55:07Life is shit.

00:55:12Dad, what are you doing here?

00:55:14Son, nobody loves me.

00:55:15I am very lonely and very drunk.

00:55:18But his father had not died in a sea accident.

00:55:20Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:55:21This is my stepfather, the one from the beach bar.

00:55:23He has a problem with alcohol, and I've taken him in here.

00:55:25Come on, let's go to sleep, shall we?

00:55:26They are ashamed of me because I am nothing.

00:55:35It's just that in winter he has a lot of free time and drinks, but come on, now he starts counting

00:55:39He eats baby squid and falls asleep immediately.

00:55:41How beautiful.

00:55:42You're giving me back all the love I gave you when you were little.

00:55:45And let's see if the girl picks up some of it, because she's certainly never been like us.

00:55:49so affectionate.

00:55:49Okay, Mom, I'm the antichrist.

00:55:51Leave me alone already.

00:55:52Hey, what did I tell you?

00:55:53Can't we talk to you?

00:55:54Have you seen it?

00:55:56Okay, I tried to kiss you, fine, but only because you initiated the movement.

00:56:00approach.

00:56:01I?

00:56:01But it was you who bowed your head with your mouth open.

00:56:04Me with my mouth open?

00:56:05Yeah.

00:56:06No, that's not my technique.

00:56:07Well, we both wanted to kiss, didn't we?

00:56:09So why don't we kiss?

00:56:11Come on.

00:56:13See?

00:56:14But you're the one who moves first, opening your mouth.

00:56:17Come on, shut up.

00:56:18Here, here with her, here.

00:56:20Oh no, it's almost midnight, we're going to miss the grapes.

00:56:23Fuck the grapes.

00:56:25Sorry.

00:56:26Hello.

00:56:27Hello.

00:56:28We were looking for a little privacy, and your gynecologist fell asleep.

00:56:33in your bed.

00:56:34And what is the accounting room for?

00:56:35The accounting room?

00:56:37Is that what's next to the mailboxes?

00:56:46Okay, where were we?

00:56:49I don't like parties.

00:56:50There are some really ugly people out there, and I feel so alone.

00:56:54Alicia, please.

00:56:55Can I stay and eat the grapes with you?

00:57:00Please, don't mess with me.

00:57:04Come on, you're doing great, Bea.

00:57:06Push.

00:57:07If I don't feel anything with the epidural.

00:57:09Just pretend to push, but hold on a little.

00:57:10It's three minutes to twelve.

00:57:13Scalpel, we're going to perform an episoptomy.

00:57:15What's that?

00:57:15No, nothing.

00:57:16It is a small incision here in the vulvovaginal area to facilitate the birth of the child.

00:57:21Mauri, hold on, please.

00:57:22How funny, I don't have anesthesia.

00:57:26Mauri, we need to talk...

00:57:27Holy shit, holy shit.

00:57:28Hello, please make the set of that bunk bed that we can't come to.

00:57:30Mauri, if you don't come in, neither will I.

00:57:32But seriously, what is this?

00:57:33Diego, what do you want?

00:57:34This is not the time.

00:57:35Please get this girl out of here.

00:57:36Mauri, I lied to you because I was overwhelmed by the idea of all your friends coming to see me at home.

00:57:39Because you're a homophobic gay man.

00:57:40How do you eat that?

00:57:41Because I was wrong.

00:57:42If I've gotten to know them later and they're lovely people, then yes, I've been very comfortable with them.

00:57:44Mauri, we can't break up over something so silly.

00:57:46Of course we can.

00:57:47Mauri, I love you.

00:57:49Excuse me, but I'm giving birth if you don't mind.

00:57:51Yes of course.

00:57:52Carmen, the thing is, only one person can stay with all these people here.

00:57:55Mauri, you have to vote.

00:57:57You have to choose between President Juan or President Andrés.

00:58:00But this is a meeting in an operating room.

00:58:01Please, security.

00:58:02But what security.

00:58:03Today we are working here, four of us.

00:58:05Mauri, just so you know, I have a community Pride day planned in my program that...

00:58:09I'm going to turn the goal into a 24-hour daycare.

00:58:12And who's going to be the babysitter?

00:58:13Mariano.

00:58:14Listen, we were trying to reconcile.

00:58:16And I'm becoming a father and I'm missing out.

00:58:18Mauri, you vote at that moment.

00:58:19A J or an A.

00:58:21But how can I vote for this guy?

00:58:22A J, I vote for Juan.

00:58:23Come on, everyone out.

00:58:25Yes, yes, yes.

00:58:26I won, I won.

00:58:27That's nothing.

00:58:28We need to take stock.

00:58:29Come on, please, start leaving.

00:58:30Please clarify this, if you would be so kind.

00:58:33Yes, yes, yes.

00:58:33Hurry, we might miss the grapes.

00:58:35Yes please.

00:58:37Ma'am, if you would be so kind, please.

00:58:40Honey, calm down, I was making a really nice family dinner.

00:58:42No, it's already fine.

00:58:43I'm fed up.

00:58:44I'm not a part of this family.

00:58:46It's not that I'm the black sheep, it's that I'm the invisible sheep.

00:58:48You've always thought I'm a failure.

00:58:50But, daughter, how can we think that?

00:58:52Yes, yes, yes, we've thought about it.

00:58:53Don't lie to the girl.

00:58:54Okay, yes, but it's okay.

00:58:56His brother Jorge is there to compensate.

00:58:58And on and on with Jorge!

00:58:59Come on, Mom, just stop it.

00:59:00Let's take the climb.

00:59:02Don't call her, Mom.

00:59:03Hey, let him call me whatever he wants.

00:59:04Daughter, don't be like that, you are a winner too.

00:59:07Ah.

00:59:08If not, look at the boyfriend you've found.

00:59:09Well, he's the building's doorman.

00:59:11He earns 400 euros a month and I'm unemployed.

00:59:14He wasn't a dentist.

00:59:15No, mop the landings and take out the trash.

00:59:17Your neighbor embarrasses you.

00:59:19Let the poor fellow support you with what little he earns.

00:59:21That's enough.

00:59:22Both of you get out of here.

00:59:23Out.

00:59:24Hey, we have to eat our grapes.

00:59:26Well, you drink it in the street.

00:59:27Oh, she's very lively.

00:59:29Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

00:59:29We should have gone to Jorge's house, like you do every year.

00:59:31Okay, so we'll call each other about the doll, right?

00:59:34No, no, no, no.

00:59:35No, no, no.

00:59:35Before you finish.

00:59:37God, how unbearable.

00:59:39What are you on about?

00:59:40No, what are you on about?

00:59:41For once in life I'm lucky enough to find a family that loves me, and jealousy eats me up.

00:59:44But they have to love me, because I'm their daughter.

00:59:46That affection is mine.

00:59:47Well, if they don't give it to you, then someone else should take advantage of it.

00:59:49Envious.

00:59:50You know what I'm saying?

00:59:52We're finished.

00:59:53What have we finished?

00:59:55Damn, the grapes.

00:59:56I looked at the ones we're cutting.

00:59:57Wait a minute, Dad, the grapes.

01:00:09Won't you stop kissing already?

01:00:11Juan, which one is it?

01:00:12That's mine.

01:00:14I vote for myself.

01:00:15What a Democrat.

01:00:17Come on, cheer up, it's starting to come to mind.

01:00:18Maurillo, okay, yes, I forgive you.

01:00:21Look.

01:00:23Jota, that one belongs to Mauri.

01:00:24Two, one.

01:00:25The top spot is earned.

01:00:27As soon as they finish, you leave home.

01:00:29Be careful, I'm not going to make you sing pretty.

01:00:33Andrew.

01:00:34What's happening?

01:00:35You are welcome.

01:00:37What a kid.

01:00:38Not which ones, not which ones, not which ones.

01:00:39Wait a minute.

01:00:40What a kid.

01:00:42That's blank.

01:00:44Who has voted blank?

01:00:45The virgin.

01:00:46Vicenta, for God's sake, now, the next one.

01:00:49Perfect, Bea.

01:00:50The first baby of the year.

01:00:52They gave it to me for the photo, please.

01:00:57Finally.

01:01:01Andrew.

01:01:02Three to two!

01:01:03Andrés, president!

01:01:05Oh!

01:01:06Oh, wow!

01:01:07Let's see, let's see, it's impossible.

01:01:09Vicente and Concha voted for Andrés.

01:01:10And Mauri voted for me, I voted for myself and he voted for me.

01:01:16That way you forget about the presidency and we have more time for ourselves.

01:01:19This is well thought out.

01:01:21Juan, the grass has betrayed itself.

01:01:23President, president, president, president!

01:01:28You're in love, Juanito.

01:01:30You'll get through this.

01:02:00Woof, woof, woof, woof!

01:02:01Our love broke from using it so much.

01:02:03Wow!

01:02:04I'm going to sleep with you again!

01:02:06I was alone with the pleasure.

01:02:07But hey, you weren't complaining that nobody loved you.

01:02:10Well, here's your son.

01:02:11Hey, will we still be able to go to the sidewalk for breakfast?

01:02:14Well, we'll try it tomorrow, let's see.

01:02:16Come on, I'll treat you to some churros.

01:02:18Joy, it's a new year!

01:02:20But don't cry for me, Mr. Juan.

01:02:21Fall into the fort, damn it.

01:02:25Dad, are you coming, staying, or should we bring you something?

01:02:28A little bit.

01:02:30Come on.

01:02:31Mr. John, what do I do now, Inmelio?

01:02:33Well, for now let's have some hot chocolate with churros and think calmly.

01:02:37But how can I have a chocolate bar if I have a terrible toothache?

01:02:40Damn, we'll find a way to be on guard.

01:02:42This is bullshit, Emilio.

01:02:43I think maybe the piano is a good fart and everyone gets screwed.

01:02:47Are there any bars open late now?

01:02:48Well, we'll find something, Emilio.

01:02:50That we have such bad luck.

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