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00:30The goalkeeper wishes you happy holidays.
00:32And now comes the moment when the Christmas spirit takes over and you give me my Christmas bonus.
00:35And aren't you going to give us a lighter or something?
00:37No, but on the back there is a beautiful poem written about love and human generosity.
00:40Man, but the little songs he sings are a Christmas carol, aren't they?
00:42Let him sing, let him sing, let him sing, let him sing!
00:46Yes, wait, I'm going to get the Oranda Zambomba, because...
00:49Dear neighbors, this year I have a very special Christmas proposal prepared for you.
00:55Because what is Christmas if not a time of harmony and understanding?
00:58where we all get mugged...
01:00Juanito, don't interrupt the king's speech, he's been preparing it all year.
01:04Let's get to the point!
01:05We'll leave this one and they'll give us the grapes here.
01:07The archdiocese has announced a competition for living nativity scenes.
01:10And I thought we could all participate in the event
01:13and thus immerse ourselves in the Christmas spirit during these acronym-filled days.
01:16I have nothing else to do.
01:17Now he wants to dress us up, he thinks we're kindergarteners.
01:20There is a cash prize of 1,500 euros for the winners.
01:23Damn, that's where it starts.
01:25You made us get up for no reason.
01:27I'll take the Virgin Mary!
01:28Well, I think she looks a little older.
01:30Yes, but he's been preparing for the role for 70 years.
01:32We all fell silent.
01:33My brother has already done the casting of the characters.
01:36Those of us with a ridiculous sense of humor can leave, right?
01:38No, no, Mauri, stay. Let's see how they divide up the hill fort.
01:41Isabel will be the Virgin, Mary and I Saint Joseph.
01:45I clearly give the role.
01:46Of course, if they call him the Franciscan at school.
01:51Andrés, Mariano and Emilio will be the Three Wise Men.
01:53José Miguel, the Angel of Announcement.
01:55And the rest of you can choose between Shepherds, Washerwomen and/or Roman Soldiers.
01:59We can add Prisabea and we might even get Baby Jesus.
02:02We could just as easily create a fusion religion and include Muhammad, Buddha, and Abisnu.
02:05No, no, no. It's going to be done the way it's always been done. The goal is to win.
02:08Furthermore, let us not forget the historical importance of the moment we are about to represent.
02:12Because what is Christmas if not a time of harmony and understanding in which we all...
02:18Hey, I can hear the president. Why do I write the speeches?
02:22Wait a minute, what about my Christmas bonus?
02:31No one can live here. Not here. Not here.
02:36These days are like this, I couldn't have imagined it when I came here, I was just looking for some peace.
02:42I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
02:45Here, here, here, nobody lives here, not here, not here, no, no.
02:49Here, here, here, nobody lives here, not here, not here, no, no.
02:54The house starts with a rumba, I can't find the doorman.
02:58My neighbors are watching and listening to me; I can't stand being in this place.
03:02The neighbors have all my neighbors, if not, come to my apartment, come to the neighborhood, cousin, because I love you
03:07I will teach.
03:08Where clowns cry, thieves rob us, and stones kiss each other in something that is against them.
03:13Put it in a cocktail shaker, you in an earthquake and a big mouth, yes.
03:22Shout, you will walk down this staircase.
03:26Here, here, here, nobody lives here, not here, not here, not here.
03:54Run, run now.
03:58Isabel.
04:00Look, I'm really sorry, but if there are long-legged spiders, I can't.
04:04And besides, our first time, if it ever happens, would have to be in a more romantic place.
04:09With mattress.
04:09Cueso, cueso, cueso, cueso.
04:13What's wrong? Has something broken yet?
04:16Incorrect. I was checking this month's water consumption, which, by the way, is skyrocketing.
04:20I remind you that we have to meet the community convergence criteria and reduce spending as much as possible.
04:24possible.
04:25Don't look at me, I don't drink water.
04:26Let's go home, we have to try on our shepherdess outfits.
04:31I wanted to dress as a Roman soldier, but a miniskirt without heels doesn't make my legs look longer.
04:35Of course, it's not the same thing.
04:42Already?
04:42Yes. Isabel, we can't keep hiding.
04:45That's all well and good for teenagers, but teenagers don't get ulcers and I already have two.
04:48You're right. We need to act like adults and confess our feelings.
04:53Ah, well, that's another approach. I had thought of a love nest.
04:58There's a repeater at the school who recommended a vacant lot with excellent views.
05:03What the neighborhood skyline looks like at sunset.
05:06No, Juan, I need other things.
05:09I need to go to bed and wake up with you.
05:11That we can walk together, holding hands.
05:13Wouldn't you like to come out of hiding and have a shared life project together?
05:19Say yes, damn it, I'm going to burst into tears.
05:25Okay, but let's do things properly. You tell Andrés and I'll tell Paloma.
05:29Ah, how funny. Adil, you have it much easier.
05:33Stay, Mr. President. I've got goosebumps.
05:38Eric, Lucia, don't even think about calling him.
05:40But I don't even have a mourning period, what do you want me to do?
05:42I'm your older brother, give me the phone.
05:43No, no, no. Open up.
05:46Yeah?
05:46Dad, it's me.
05:48Lucia, what happened to you? Did you forget to lock your phone and call me by accident?
05:51No, no, no. Look, I've been thinking about my future and... well...
05:58I might work with you again.
06:00My daughter, this is the best Christmas present you could have given me.
06:03It's your office. Hey, when are you starting?
06:05Well, I don't know, whenever you want, even on Monday.
06:08This calls for a celebration.
06:09Not tonight because I have to bribe a councilman, but tell Diego we could have dinner together tomorrow.
06:13Okay, if you'd like, we can have dinner at my place. I'll cook it.
06:17That's my daughter. That's my daughter.
06:19Okay, then, a little kiss, okay? See you later.
06:22And don't give me any more flowers.
06:26You're going back to work with your father. What about our restaurant?
06:29We have it rented until the end of the month. And these are good dates. I think we could make one last attempt.
06:34Carlos, I never want to hear about this restaurant again.
06:36You give up and go back to Dad, don't you? You're a coward.
06:39My opinion is somewhat along those lines, you know?
06:41But what about you? You haven't even dared to tell her you're gay. She doesn't even know.
06:44why have you separated?
06:45Well, but that's different.
06:47Yes, but you're gay. I was gay for a few days, but it didn't work out. But I took a lot of notes.
06:53So, if you're interested, I can send them to you.
06:54Dad, do you want to have dinner with us tomorrow? Maybe it's a good time to ask him.
06:58Well, maybe so. That's it.
07:02Carlos.
07:05And that's it, the kids are still there. José Miguel is incredibly gifted. And Natalia isn't pregnant, so everything's fine.
07:11It's going well.
07:12Things are normal with the neighbors. Spills, fires, evictions... Just another day.
07:18Oh, and Nieves has already left home.
07:20Dad, don't be a liar.
07:22Why did I give you a few euros? Go on, get some chips from the machine.
07:25Look. What I was getting at.
07:29You know that my policy has always been transparency.
07:32And the fact is that our relationship is a bit stagnant.
07:35Of course, how could it be?
07:38We don't idolize you, but the fact is...
07:43I think I've fallen in love with someone else.
07:46Isabel.
07:47Without the herbs.
07:49I wanted you to be the first to know.
07:51Well, the children know it too.
07:53And Emilio.
07:55And Nieves and Mariano.
07:56The important thing is that you know and that we deal with this in a mature and responsible way.
08:04Well, that's it.
08:06I've already said it.
08:08You and I have always understood each other very well.
08:12Now he seems to listen to you more, right?
08:14Okay, we're leaving. We have a mess at home.
08:17Ah, Natalia told me that he's coming tomorrow without fail.
08:21Dad, you told him I failed four.
08:23Little by little. We have to pace ourselves.
08:39Of course it's a good time. You tell him.
08:41You'll see how comfortable you feel.
08:42I don't know. It's just that my father is very... my father. You know?
08:45Yes, but the more your father is your father, the more you have to be yourself.
08:48Because if you are not you, because your father is your father, then you will never be you to your father.
08:51In other words, you can't be one you to yourself and another you to your father, because then neither you
08:55is it you, nor is your father your father.
08:57So I'm adopted.
08:58What? Look what I bought for Bea. Do you like it?
09:01Yes, but isn't he a little too old to be playing with that?
09:04For the child, it's funny. She can give birth at any time.
09:07I have to prove to her that I'm a better father than Rosa.
09:09I don't know, Mauri, it seems to me that you're a little obsessed with that topic.
09:11It's not obsession, it's precaution.
09:13But hey, that firecracker will never be able to compete with my good taste and my sensitivity.
09:16What are you doing?
09:18That?
09:18What are you looking at?
09:19No, I thought I knew her.
09:21You must have known her very well, because all you've looked at is her ass.
09:24What are you saying?
09:24Don't get paranoid, okay?
09:26He looked at it clearly.
09:27That's a yellow card.
09:33A hot chick walked by and Diego turned around to look at her ass, her legs, or both of them.
09:36things.
09:37Oh, really?
09:37Yeah.
09:38But, Mauri, that's self-reflection. It's many years of transient behavior.
09:40The neck turns on its own.
09:41What's wrong? Does your neck turn on its own like that too?
09:44No, darling, I only have an eye for your curves.
09:46I already went through this with Fernando, and I won't go through that hell again.
09:48If I'm going to take this chance with you, I have to be sure.
09:50If he's bisexual, I'm breaking up with him.
09:51And how are you going to verify that?
09:53With you.
09:54You try your luck and see what happens.
09:56You did it with Fernando and he rejected you so many times that in the end I was relieved.
09:59Alicio, you're like a gay predictor.
10:01There weren't that many, were there?
10:03The thing is, I've changed.
10:04I am in a more spiritual stage.
10:06What are you saying?
10:07You didn't bring an uncle home anymore.
10:09But he was a Jehovah's Witness.
10:10I have a brochure.
10:11Hey, I'm asking you a favor.
10:12You just have to try to kiss him.
10:13If he lets me, that's fine by me.
10:16It's just a guess, okay?
10:17If I'm successful in the end and it turns out that Diego, well, understands women, can I keep him?
10:23After the beating I'm going to give him, he's all yours.
10:25Okay, call me and tell me.
10:26If I leave, I have to give her this gift, let's see.
10:31To straighten out a gay man.
10:32I love a challenge.
10:35Mauri doesn't know what he's done, huh?
10:36He has awakened the beast.
10:38I need classy young ladies.
10:40Very high income.
10:41What kind of job will this be?
10:44Professor of Greek.
10:45Call, call, call.
10:46You don't need a resume there.
10:47Oh, come on...
10:50We're going to participate in a Living Nativity Scene competition.
10:53And we thought that if you don't mind having the baby now,
10:56We'll have a real Jesus and we'll win hands down.
10:59I'd be delighted, ma'am.
11:00But the gynecologist told me that I'm not due until next week.
11:03Nothing, they haven't got a fucking clue.
11:05You jump there a little and you fall on your own.
11:07Put on some music.
11:08I had mine with Manolo Escobar.
11:10Bea, I've brought you a little gift.
11:13You would look great as a Roman soldier.
11:15Sure, sure.
11:15Alright, go do your things.
11:17Damn, you must like that.
11:19Miniskirts and leather.
11:22Mauri, look what a beautiful car Rosa gave me.
11:25It weighs nothing.
11:26And look, look what it's like inside.
11:28Yes, yes, yes, yes.
11:28Add the internet to that and the child won't learn to walk until they're 10 years old.
11:31That's why I preferred to buy you...
11:33Well, the best thing is how easy it is to assemble and disassemble.
11:35Sure, are you thinking that even a man could handle it?
11:37I'm against these strollers because the child neither sees the world nor develops intellectually.
11:41He just sleeps and drools.
11:42However, with this, he sees flying clowns.
11:44Oh no, I have to do the flooring again.
11:46It's incredible, I spend all day in the bathroom.
11:47Of course, as the baby descends, it puts pressure on the bladder and causes the need to urinate more frequently.
11:52I'm doing my research to be a great father.
11:54Your gift is cute too.
11:55Giving away strollers is no longer acceptable.
11:57That's getting ahead of yourself.
11:58What are you going to buy the child when he turns one?
12:00Orthodontics?
12:00Look, excuse me, but I'm Bea's girlfriend and I also have the right to enjoy this.
12:04I provided the semen.
12:05I provided the semen.
12:07Look, Rosa, seriously, now man to man.
12:09I'm going to the childbirth preparation class.
12:11Oh no, no, no. I'll go, I'm the one who's going to be with her in the operating room.
12:13What are you saying? What drugs are you on, or are you taking something weird?
12:15Lower your voice, he's going to hear you.
12:16Only the father is allowed in the operating room, that's the law. No lesbian friends allowed.
12:19Look, now the only important thing is not to upset Bea, okay?
12:22So please.
12:23No, please, you.
12:26How are you? What are you talking about?
12:29We just decided that we're both going to accompany you to the childbirth preparation classes.
12:33Thank you so much.
12:35Well, you don't know how important it is to me that you take it too.
12:37Oh, it's hard not to get along with Mauri.
12:39This woman is an angel. You're so lucky to have found her.
12:49You don't need to help me, okay?
12:51Yeah, man, for...
12:52It's strong, huh?
12:53Yes, uh, uh, fourteen. Don't give me the basket there, the access isn't working.
12:56And why didn't you tell me?
12:58Damn, why have you been keeping your information?
12:59Well, I can't climb that ladder by myself.
13:02Who is the goalkeeper?
13:02Don't tell me it's for me.
13:04He's probably from the university, of course.
13:06That's why tuition was so expensive.
13:07Let's see, it comes from Don Rafael Álvarez.
13:10Is your name Lucia?
13:11I'll call myself whatever you want on that truck.
13:12Okay, if you hand it to her, I'll let you have it.
13:14Signature.
13:17To the.
13:19Goes.
13:21Look at that Rioja.
13:22If he/she is older than you.
13:24Well, that's like a hot aunt. You look but you don't touch.
13:27Pay attention!
13:27Come to Morelos!
13:29How are we doing?
13:30Well, for a calendar of the incestuous, it has its morbid appeal.
13:33What is this?
13:34A Ramida-style antidepressant that Lucía's father has sent her.
13:38Come on, don't touch it.
13:38What a shame!
13:39With so many people out there going hungry.
13:42When I see this, it ruins my Christmas.
13:44Son, if he has a lot of things and we grab his paw, he won't even notice.
13:47No, damn it, Dad, because then I'll be the one who gets the blame.
13:49Well, the brown one with ham is tastier.
13:51What disgusting millionaires!
13:53What's needed here is another revolution.
13:55Yes, disgusting, but if only I could eat the ham.
13:57But help him, right, damn it?
14:01How are you?
14:02Pipote, how much does this weigh?
14:04Now I understand why Dad hasn't brought so many reindeer.
14:07Emilio!
14:07Help me fold the sheets!
14:09Can't you wait a moment?
14:12You want to fold them yourself!
14:15Oh, come on!
14:17What a great deal I've made.
14:19Before we only crumpled them, now we have to fold them too.
14:22Are you coming or what?
14:28I'm going up!
14:30Hey, you sure do like to play games when you're unemployed, huh?
14:34Damn it...
14:36How beautiful!
14:37All together preparing for Christmas as a family, just like when we were little.
14:40Wouldn't it be better to buy some new lights?
14:42There's no way to untangle this.
14:43No, these have music.
14:45And where will you go if you have to help your brother decorate the tree?
14:49For what Santa Claus then leaves underneath, it's not worth it for me.
14:51Because you're so clever, you didn't finish the scarf.
14:53I'm going to make the child a balaclava for hiking trips.
14:56The school principal sent me a Christmas card.
14:58It's the first time he's signed it in his own handwriting.
15:00You undervalue yourself.
15:01What does it say, what does it say?
15:02Happy holidays.
15:02He's really put in the work, hasn't he?
15:04Hey, there's a basket outside.
15:05I would grab it before the neighbors see it.
15:07A basket?
15:08Is all that for us?
15:09Oh!
15:10It will be from the school.
15:11Open the card.
15:14For your new professional future.
15:16A kiss.
15:16Which?
15:16The head of studies?
15:18Don Gustavo sends you a kiss.
15:19It even has caviar.
15:21He's going to make you deputy director.
15:22Well, I'm going to have to prepare an inaugural address.
15:25Oh my God!
15:25What a perfect Christmas finale!
15:27Take it.
15:27Photo with the basket.
15:29Already.
15:29Go get the digital camera.
15:31What was the Christmas present for Joseph?
15:33What was the Christmas present for Joseph?
15:33It doesn't matter.
15:34If you already have the balaclava.
15:34The mountain?
15:39Is Lucia going to work with her father again?
15:41And it's your fault, because you've made his life impossible professionally and in his work.
15:45Not even I have been able to pull her out of that pit of frustration and disillusionment.
15:48Maybe I can.
15:49Yes, because you know the well inside out.
15:51Hey, the mature woman/hot young man thing is really trendy now.
15:55Look, dude, the only depressing thing in Lucia's life is having gone out with you.
15:58Are you talking to me?
16:00Childish bumpkins?
16:01Yeah.
16:02Hey!
16:02Let the argument go away, because then with all the chaos I always run out of gum.
16:05With you as a partner, anything fails.
16:07I'll take over that restaurant and relaunch it in a weekend.
16:12What is this?
16:13A bet?
16:13It's more of a joke, but that's how I make money from the place.
16:16You have the weekend for the relaunch.
16:18Although I'm going to laugh.
16:20You just became an entrepreneur, champ.
16:22If you want, we can tell my dad I'll give you a hand.
16:24What's wrong? Don't you think I'm capable of taking you to a restaurant?
16:28But hey, if you make us partners, we'll help you out, like buddies.
16:31That site just needs a change of concept.
16:33No creative cooking, no fuss.
16:35Young roll, hamburgers, pizzas, french fries and genetically modified chicken wings.
16:39There, there, the American way of life.
16:41The waitresses have to be really hot, that way nobody complains about the food.
16:44And goals in live performances.
16:45Of course!
16:46Live sex!
16:47In Thailand there was a woman who would take beer bottles and open them with...
16:50Passions of comedians, animal.
16:52If people laugh, they leave delighted and recommend the place.
16:54But where is this guy going to get the money for a comedian?
16:57Well, I know a lot of classic jokes.
16:59But are you funny or not?
17:01Hey kid, my family used to call me Mr. Communions and Baptisms.
17:04That says it all.
17:05Okay, let's do the shopping, we're opening tonight.
17:08Dude, are you sure it's going to be a huge hassle?
17:10I do it for Lucia, because I love her.
17:14What a shame about youth.
17:16You'll see that we'll soon lose Melilla.
17:18Are you calling us liars?
17:20No, for now only thieves.
17:22You have stolen the Z from the landing.
17:24Emilio, it hurts me that you think we are capable of such a thing.
17:27Of course, that weighs heavily.
17:28It couldn't have been your father.
17:30What's going on here?
17:31Mr. John, the snot gang.
17:32They stole a Christmas Z-shaped decoration from the landing that they had brought for Lucia.
17:35What about Lucia?
17:36Look at him, it was him.
17:38Sausage!
17:39No, no, regrettable mistake.
17:40I thought it was for me.
17:41I was at my front door.
17:42You politicians sure have your sticky fingers.
17:44Don't worry, I'll get it back right now and return it to its rightful owner.
17:47We need to look into that.
17:53Nieves, there won't be a basket.
17:54What a habit, a mistake.
17:55Look at him, they had it all planned out.
17:57They are Bonnie and Clyde.
17:58The basket wasn't the director's, it's for Lucia.
18:00Well, half of things are already open.
18:02Well, maybe we'll get lucky and he won't find out.
18:04If they ask us, we'll say it was the delivery guy, okay?
18:06Well, the goalkeeper.
18:07Yes, man, if I fall, we all fall.
18:08Okay, let's stay calm.
18:10So, what could a basket like this be worth?
18:126,500 euros and up.
18:13And you, stay still?
18:14Don't worry, nothing's wrong. Does anyone else know the basket has arrived?
18:18Yes, us.
18:20That ham looks really good.
18:22But weren't you a vegetarian?
18:24Regular.
18:24I'll have the foie gras.
18:25For me, it's ham.
18:26The ham is meant to be shared, damn it.
18:27Juan, ask for what you can.
18:29Hey, wait for it!
18:30Stay still, please.
18:31This is a community, we are not barbarians.
18:33My brother is right.
18:34Votes in favor of looting.
18:36Okay, fine, but let's do it in an orderly fashion.
18:38Two groceries and one bottle per household.
18:40And what do we do with the ham?
18:41A tomola?
18:42We can divide it by initials.
18:44Cognac for Concha, marzipan for Mariano, pâté for the president.
18:49And what's it to me if I don't like asparagus?
18:51Well, let's try to make sure everyone gets a little bit of everything.
18:53But please, be discreet, don't let Lucia find out.
18:56Hello.
18:57The last one, please.
18:58Christmas is better if you eat good brands of nougat.
19:04Christmas tastes good if you drink French champagne instead of cava.
19:09I feel more peace and love if the ham is Iberian.
19:13Ding, dong, ding, ding, dong, da.
19:16Christmas with quality.
19:17Christmas.
19:19Let's go, you and I, and celebrate the birth of the Christ Child.
19:23Let's go, you and I, and have a toast with a reserve from '82.
19:27I feel more peace and love if the ham is Iberian.
19:33Ding, dong, ding, ding, dong, da.
19:34Christmas with quality.
19:38Christmas, Christmas, Christmas with quality.
19:43Ding, dong, ding, ding, dong, da.
19:45Christmas with quality.
19:47I feel more peace and love if the ham is Iberian.
19:52Ding, dong, ding, ding, dong, da.
19:54Christmas with quality.
19:58Very expensive.
20:00Very small.
20:03Very expensive and very small.
20:06Oh, I didn't know you were home.
20:09Yes, I come here to take a shower.
20:11It's hard to give up the hydromassage.
20:13There's something special about getting squirts all over you.
20:17Yeah.
20:18What are you doing?
20:20I'm looking for an apartment, but they're all very expensive.
20:22Oh, I'm looking for an apartment too.
20:24If you want, we can rent one together and share the costs.
20:26I don't think he was a good roommate because I've only ever shared an apartment with one woman and we're getting divorced.
20:30No way, sharing a flat with a gay person is perfect.
20:33It's like living with a girl, but she takes less time in the bathroom and doesn't take your clothes off.
20:37Besides, you can always relax on your own.
20:40You never feel desired.
20:41No, never, never, of course.
20:43If you weren't gay right now I wouldn't be able to be here, half-naked, so relaxed.
20:47It would be very awkward for both of us.
20:49Yes, it's a shame I'm not gay.
20:51In other words, that he's gay.
20:52I mean, I went down to Mauri's house for a moment to look at some photos.
20:56Of floors.
20:57He's not a fan with a terrace.
20:59Can we sunbathe like this?
21:00Yeah.
21:01Bye bye.
21:05I've set it up really well.
21:07I got out of the shower with a towel and put her legs on it.
21:10You don't need to give me details either.
21:11Has something happened or not?
21:13Not yet.
21:14Keep in mind that a woman like me is very imposing.
21:15But she's cast her net.
21:17Now we have to see if it bites.
21:17It hasn't bitten, so you'd better reel in the rod, okay?
21:21He was covering himself a little with the newspaper, huh?
21:23He might have had an erection.
21:25Let's see what he tells me now, we'll talk later.
21:27An erection, no.
21:29No, an erection.
21:32Hello.
21:34Where did you come from with an awl?
21:36Nothing.
21:37I don't think Rosa can join us for class today because when she gets off work
21:40He's going to discover that his car has had a small problem.
21:43What have you done?
21:43Did you puncture one of his tires?
21:44No way.
21:45I've pricked him twice.
21:46If I puncture one, he'll replace it and there will be time.
21:48Mauri, it won't do you any good.
21:49He's going to call Bea on her mobile and tell you why he's late.
21:51I have a feeling it won't work?
21:52Because I've forwarded Bea's calls to my mobile.
21:54In other words, if he calls, he'll call me.
21:56What if he skips the car and takes a taxi?
21:57I don't think he'll dare leave it open.
21:59I even damaged a window, just in case.
22:02Dude, you put a white streak in your hair and you're cruel to weak.
22:04What's happening?
22:05He earns a lot of money.
22:05He probably has full insurance.
22:08Come on, we have a childbirth preparation class.
22:11But what am I doing there?
22:12Diego, I'm going to be a father to a child.
22:14You'll have to say something, won't you?
22:15You've screwed up.
22:16What do you want me to say?
22:17Hey, he's going to be your son too.
22:18Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
22:19And how was your day?
22:21Any news?
22:22No, the normal thing, there...
22:25I'm looking for an apartment.
22:27Already.
22:40Long and prosperous life.
22:41What are you going to have?
22:43Sorry, but we'd prefer they didn't look like Marilyn.
22:46Natalia!
22:48This is humiliating, there are two women from my faculty there.
22:50Well, I'm hooked up, man.
22:51Hey, what was that thing the record did on the chain?
22:53No, damn it, that's how it was.
22:55Dad.
22:55How are you?
22:56How is that rehabilitation going?
22:58Come on, stop messing around, damn it, we have a lot of work to do.
23:01That?
23:01How's the restaurant of the stars doing?
23:04Are you already listed in the Michelin guide?
23:05I don't know, have we filled the place or not?
23:08Ready?
23:09Man, are you going to eat for free?
23:10Why did you come here? To stir things up?
23:12Basically, yes, that's the idea.
23:13Okay, Jay, that's three cheeseburgers.
23:15another one without lettuce and a double one with mayonnaise and eggs.
23:17Hey, I can't keep up, you know?
23:18I can't keep up.
23:21Why are you wearing that if you're the cook?
23:23Damn, in case the oil splashes.
23:24And I'm running out of hamburgers!
23:27Ah!
23:29Where is Mariano?
23:31Come on, let them go out, that way they'll be distracted.
23:34Mariano!
23:35Come on!
23:36Look at this cool girl, I think they're great.
23:38Come on, damn it, take that off.
23:40Come on, let me introduce you.
23:41This is getting better by the minute.
23:43Hey, what are you guys doing in the end?
23:44Are you all going up on stage and doing a fava bean medley?
23:46It's not a panda.
23:48Asshole.
23:56Hello, good evening everyone.
23:58Welcome to the reopening of Come Calla.
24:02Today we begin a series of stellar live performances that we hope you will enjoy.
24:07Ladies and gentlemen, Mariano!
24:15Good night.
24:16This is awesome.
24:18Let's start strong.
24:19One guy says to the other, your father is a little pro-government.
24:22And yours, a big tiger.
24:26Well, it's okay.
24:28We're cheering.
24:29OK?
24:30Good.
24:31What color is a Chinese man when he's grabbed by the balls?
24:34Yellow, chillo.
24:38Damn, that was a good one.
24:41Does this smell like success?
24:42Are you going to make a fortune?
24:45Vita, damn it, don't touch me.
24:49Focus on your breathing.
24:50It will be essential at the time of delivery.
24:54What a belly she has, huh?
24:55It's amazing.
24:56Diego, concentrate.
24:57How strange that you didn't come, Rosa.
24:59He hasn't even called me.
25:02Poor thing, she must have a lot of work to do.
25:04Because for her, her work is very important.
25:07Yes, she'll be very busy.
25:08No problem.
25:09Anyway, it's on these occasions
25:10when you realize people
25:11someone you can truly count on for anything.
25:14Even Diego came, he didn't want to miss it.
25:16TRUE?
25:16It's going to burst, don't move it too much.
25:18Diego!
25:19I don't know, maybe I've gotten my hopes up too much about Rosa.
25:22Okay, don't worry, I'm here for you, alright?
25:24I inspired him.
25:25Excuse me, we only need one person to help.
25:28We don't know which of the two is the father.
25:30Until we receive the results of the paternity tests.
25:33Oh, why did you tell him that?
25:35He'll probably believe that before the real story.
25:38Breathe, breathe.
25:46How are you?
25:47Have you told him yet, Andrés?
25:48No, it's just that I haven't found the time.
25:51I've seen him so happy with the marzipan and sugared almonds.
25:54Why don't we wait for Reyes?
25:56Should I leave a note from the shoe?
25:57I've already taken the step with Paloma, but if you're not sure, it's better not to.
26:00Say it.
26:01Out of sight, out of mind.
26:02What's happening?
26:03Are you afraid of him?
26:04Me, scared?
26:04Please.
26:05I'm buying the visual encyclopedia of martial arts at the newsstand.
26:09with a foreword by Coral Bistuer.
26:10It will do you good.
26:12Andrés is very jealous, he gets violent.
26:14I've always liked them a little bit rough around the edges.
26:16You are the exception.
26:17Careful, I can be a real thug, you know?
26:19When I was young I was in a heavy metal band.
26:21I have a picture with Rosendo.
26:23What's happening?
26:24What is this?
26:25The pajama party?
26:26So you see, any place is good for settling issues in our community.
26:3024-hour open residence.
26:31This guy never stops, huh?
26:33Here, here.
26:34The building is right here.
26:36Well, that's a branch for another basket.
26:38These are the things that bring neighbors together, man.
26:41Take note.
26:42Let's see.
26:44Yes, if I can't continue.
26:46I'll tell him tomorrow.
26:47I'll tell him tomorrow without fail.
26:52What's the name of the machine, Antonio?
26:55Antonio Machín.
26:57Let's go, darling.
26:58This is a supplement.
27:00Now I understand why they give away free dinners.
27:03Mariano, get off your ass.
27:04Come on, get down.
27:05Yes, I'd better go now.
27:08Sorry.
27:08I just wanted to help a friend.
27:11But it's very difficult to make people laugh.
27:13When you have a life as depressing as mine.
27:16But what does it do?
27:16Now he starts to recount his sorrows.
27:18I was actually going to Torero.
27:21And what about you?
27:23Now I'm serious.
27:26I had talent.
27:28He was very good at placing banderillas.
27:30Where? In a bar?
27:31I swear to God, I'll shit on your fucking mother.
27:36Yes, yes.
27:37Let it continue.
27:38Then I married a lady.
27:43What's happening?
27:44Do you know her?
27:46I had a really bad time.
27:48After 37 years of marriage,
27:51My wife says we're at our best.
27:54He kicked me out of the house.
28:00He's a star, he's a star.
28:02And they burst out laughing.
28:03If you want, I can tell you about the prostate.
28:05Yeah!
28:17Mauri, what is this?
28:19That?
28:20Ah, this, nonsense for the child.
28:23Automatic, long-life battery, with reverse gear.
28:25The lights even come on when you press the brake.
28:27Very practical.
28:28That way, when she gives birth, the child can be the first to drive it home from the hospital.
28:32Mauri, the thing is, he won't be able to use this until he's five or six years old.
28:35Maybe he's a child prodigy, like Fernando Alonso.
28:37Well, can you believe Rosa's car tires have been slashed?
28:40And they broke the window in the office door?
28:42Of course, that's why she hasn't been able to come to class.
28:43Really?
28:45There are more and more scumbags running loose every day, aren't there?
28:47Take this one, it's easier to park.
28:49The strange thing is that he called you several times and the call kept getting cut off.
28:51Hey, the same thing happens to me, it must be the dates.
28:53Oh no, I'm peeing again.
28:55Thank goodness there's a security camera at the building's entrance.
28:58And the security guard recorded everything for me.
29:01I'll take her to the police tomorrow.
29:02If you want, I can take it myself, because I have to renew my ID card now.
29:05It's not a security video.
29:06It's a Jim Fonda aerobics tape.
29:08But it has helped me to confirm that it was you.
29:10I don't know what you're talking about.
29:11Well, what a lawyer, making accusations without having any proof...
29:13...evidence.
29:15If it wasn't me, you're fully insured, right?
29:18Look, look, I'm not saying anything to Bea so as not to upset him.
29:21But you should know one thing, okay?
29:22If you want war, you're going to get war.
29:24I will not resist.
29:24I am like Iraq.
29:25I am defending myself against an unjust invasion.
29:28Hey, I've had an idea.
29:30What if the three of us go out for dinner?
29:32Yeah.
29:33I'll go to the bathroom first.
29:41Open your eyes.
29:42Open your eyes.
29:45Hello.
29:46Good morning, sleepyhead.
29:47I've prepared breakfast for you.
29:50Alicia, where exactly are you living?
29:53Look.
29:54You have juice, toast with jam, coffee with milk, fruit and, of course, the house specialty.
30:03Diego, what are you doing?
30:04Nothing, I just dropped something.
30:07But it's possible to know what you're doing.
30:08Hey, don't pretend now.
30:09You weren't begging for it.
30:10Yes of course.
30:11I called room service and said, please bring me a breakfast with tongue.
30:14No problem.
30:14If you're into that, waitress customer, I'm in.
30:17It's a classic.
30:17No, Alicia, no.
30:19I'm with Mauri.
30:20No problem.
30:22If it's me, I'm sure he'll understand.
30:27Holy shit, so Mauri was right.
30:30You like women, you've fallen into the trap.
30:31What trap?
30:32Hey?
30:33You said I fell into the trap.
30:34What trap?
30:35No, I said that.
30:36You're already making a mess of things, aren't you?
30:37So Alicia's attack was Mauri's idea.
30:39Hey...
30:40Yes, honey, I'm coming.
30:41Excuse me, my wife is calling me.
30:42No, Emilio, tell me what's happening.
30:44Hey, I'm just a commoner and I don't have to explain anything to him, okay?
30:45And don't mess with me or you'll lose your presents.
30:52What is this?
30:53Dad, I haven't received anything.
30:55But why not?
30:56Three stories, first part.
30:57It's the one I send to the mayor every year.
31:00Well, I don't know, the mayor probably has it, you must have lost it.
31:02No, if it's delivered, always ask for a copy of the signed delivery note.
31:07Well, I don't know, Dad, I'll ask around down here.
31:10Okay, see you tonight.
31:12Do you want me to bring anything?
31:13A wine, some cakes, your mother.
31:15Dad...
31:16Cakes, cakes.
31:20Come here, let me fix your wings, they're crooked.
31:23This is humiliating.
31:24When the Messiah is born, what should I do?
31:25Would I sing volería?
31:26Let's see, the ladder we have to hang on the angel.
31:29This is a disaster.
31:30Where are the Three Wise Men?
31:31The jury is coming tomorrow.
31:33Let's do a proper rehearsal.
31:35Balthazar?
31:35Yes, Miss Jarlata.
31:36That's bullshit.
31:37You pay me a bonus for the ray suba and we'll do it right.
31:40Where do we come from to the portal, the famous shepherdesses?
31:43Wherever they want.
31:44You follow the star.
31:45No.
31:46The angel warned us shepherdesses.
31:47The Three Wise Men followed us on the star.
31:49What does it matter?
31:50It doesn't snow in Palestine either, and yet everyone puts snow in Bethlehem.
31:52No.
31:52That lacks historical accuracy.
31:54I'm going to get the Bible.
31:55And where is the Virgin Mary?
31:56Hello.
31:57Hey, Juan.
31:58Do you know anything about a Christmas basket for me?
32:00Uh, well, no.
32:02I have no proof, to be honest.
32:04The delivery driver probably kept it.
32:06There's a lot of trafficking in stolen Christmas baskets at Christmas time.
32:08Ah, my father called the company and they delivered it because they have a signed delivery note.
32:13Well, I don't know.
32:14Ask Emilio, he's the one who handles the lost baskets.
32:17Okay, I'm on my way.
32:19And why are you saying anything to him?
32:21If the basket is in your house.
32:23Tell him, he's hiding the ham.
32:29Who?
32:30Emilio?
32:31Yes, I'm already downstairs, I was scrubbing the landing.
32:33No, no, listen.
32:34Lucia is coming up to ask you about the basket.
32:37Host.
32:38I told you it wasn't a good idea.
32:40Son, what a day you've had eating ham.
32:41Hide the basket that's going up.
32:43Hey, but why did she reject Diego?
32:45I got overconfident.
32:46I've put off the surgery issue for too long.
32:48Licia wants to leave the mirror and help us!
32:49Hey, this is really serious, my chest just dropped.
32:51Okay, we'll look for it later.
32:52Pick things up.
32:54Oh.
32:55Uh, yes.
32:56I'm Lucia.
32:57Oh, wait a minute, Lucia, I'm naked.
33:00The shortbread cookies, the shortbread cookies.
33:01And the ham, which stays there.
33:03Are they making me hysterical?
33:04Emilio, what are you doing?
33:06I'm coming, Lucia, I'm coming.
33:07What am I wearing?
33:13Yes, I'm here, yes, yes, yes.
33:15Already.
33:19Hey man, what's up?
33:20Did you just put on the first thing you grabbed?
33:21What if this was like cowboys three centuries ago?
33:24This could happen again at any time.
33:26Hey, do you know anything about a basket my father gave me?
33:28A basket?
33:29No, no, no, no.
33:30None have come here.
33:31Because?
33:31Well, because when I went down to the building entrance and asked the neighbors,
33:34They looked like they'd kept it for themselves.
33:36Ah, and how would you get that in broad strokes?
33:39Here, here.
33:40Come on, come on.
33:41Come on, come on.
33:42Throw them away without fear.
33:43We cushioned the fall.
33:45Man, if you're here...
33:47Yes, I was...
33:51hanging up the laundry.
33:52What clothes?
33:52Hey?
33:53She's about to get her period and she's not feeling well.
33:55Yes, I just lose my mind.
34:01What, have you had something to drink?
34:03By a hair, Juan.
34:04The posh girl is suspicious.
34:06We have to get rid of all the evidence.
34:07We're going to have a quiet Christmas.
34:09Please, I'm asking you.
34:11Natalia, daughter, what do you want?
34:12We are rehearsing.
34:13Take out a knife and let's have a pisco sour in the manger.
34:16Now a guy's coming.
34:17He multiplies it and I follow him everywhere.
34:19As?
34:21I'm going there right now.
34:22What's happening?
34:23I'm going to the hospital.
34:25Paloma has woken up from her coma.
34:27What were you saying about a quiet Christmas?
34:34Isabel, hurry up.
34:35They're waiting for us down below.
34:38Ah, come on, let's go.
34:41Wait, wait.
34:43I have something very important to tell you.
34:45And sit down, okay?
34:48What's happening?
34:50Well, you see, nothing.
34:51I'll just tell you something silly, something like that.
34:53and then you start thinking about it.
34:55You'll see.
34:56It turns out that...
34:59The telephone.
35:02Yeah?
35:03Isabel, abort mission, abort mission.
35:05Paloma has woken up from her coma.
35:07Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
35:10No, Mom, lamb, like every year.
35:13What are you saying?
35:15My mother gets flustered by the menu.
35:19Okay, what's that important thing you had to tell me?
35:22Well, that...
35:23I see you as more like Gaspar.
35:26That of Melchor.
35:27Gaspar is much more youthful.
35:29Well, don't you think so?
35:34Juan, Juan, who stayed for a few days under observation.
35:37We don't know if he has new brain damage.
35:40And what are you here for?
35:42Damn, radio patio covering the big events.
35:44Hello, I'm Juan Cuesta.
35:45They just called me.
35:46My wife has woken up from her coma.
35:48One moment.
35:50Security, please.
35:51Hello, doctor.
35:52How is Paloma? What did she say?
35:53I'm sorry, but Natalia acted rashly by calling him.
35:56His wife is still in a coma.
35:56Thank God.
35:59Thank God there is a glimmer of hope.
36:01He opened his eyes and moved a hand.
36:03I've seen it.
36:04How many fingers are we talking about?
36:05Please.
36:06Let's see.
36:06It is normal for people in a vegetative state to have spasmodic movements.
36:10and their reflexes develop abnormally.
36:13They may even have a startle reaction to loud noises.
36:16But what were you telling him?
36:17Well, doctor, does that mean my wife is recovering?
36:20Not necessarily.
36:21But hey, we mustn't lose hope.
36:22Of course, because unplugging it isn't even an option yet, right?
36:25Paloma isn't connected to anything.
36:27The smell of prawns is present on Christmas Eve.
36:29And if not, time will tell.
36:32Yes, yes.
36:33Okay, so how many pills do I have to take?
36:35A bottle of wine so he'll be passed out all afternoon.
36:39Ah, well, I've gone too far.
36:41Well, I'll add a little guarana powder and it'll balance things out, right?
36:45Okay.
36:46Hey, thanks.
36:48If they give you probation, we'll meet up and have a drink, okay?
36:51Okay, see you later.
36:52Thank you.
36:54I'll be right there.
36:55I've finally managed to get in here.
36:57Don't worry, I was just here looking at the great wines Mauri has.
37:01Ah, he loves them.
37:02Well, that's one of his favorites.
37:04Yeah?
37:05Let's see if it's true.
37:07Hello good.
37:07Where is Mauri?
37:09He's not here.
37:09He went to the bank to complain.
37:10What happened to him?
37:11Nothing, he just says that when he's stressed, it's what relaxes him the most.
37:13We are going to buy some useful things for the child.
37:16Rattles, booties...
37:17Oh, and some emergency triangles for this.
37:19Do you think we should give Mauri a message?
37:21No, I'll stay here and wait for him.
37:23The wolf in your house, where there are always people.
37:28That's intense.
37:29So, Mom opened her eyes like a zombie.
37:31I don't know, they say it's normal.
37:32But how can that be normal?
37:33Which hospital is that?
37:34Yes, yes, Mariano is performing tonight, but I don't have a table until 12.
37:37We are complete.
37:39Okay, the table is for two, but if you squeeze in, all four of you can fit.
37:43Come on, come on, yes, yes, I'll sign you up.
37:45Thank you.
37:46Damn, this is a steal, guys.
37:47Hey Pablo, we have to put the sign outside, okay?
37:49Well, today is all good news for you, Roberto.
37:51I've decided I'm going to partner with you.
37:53Yes, of course, now that things are going well, it doesn't bother you.
37:54Well, I'm not going to deny that it had something to do with it.
37:56But I believe my business knowledge can be of use to you.
37:59I'm sorry, but I gave a lot to God and you don't care.
38:04Look, I think you're missing an opportunity.
38:06This smells like a franchise.
38:07Well, what do you want me to say, another way?
38:09No.
38:11Hey Roberto, what's your take on the issue of getting paid?
38:13Have you given the concept much thought?
38:14Dude, we're taking off.
38:16This is a young project.
38:17Look how your brother doesn't think about money.
38:19Nati, today, to change the subject, you and I could go to The Blue Lagoon, a wild movie.
38:23No, today I'm going as Matrix.
38:24Hey, can I dress up as a rabbit from Jessica Rabbit?
38:27Well, it's my turn to be a waiter today, okay?
38:29I've worked hard for it.
38:29Paco, dude, you spend too much time alone.
38:31Take your sword to thirst.
38:33Go scrub the dark side.
38:34Okay, tonight I want concentration, because we have to serve 150 dinners.
38:38Yes, the question is what are we going to give them, because there's no more food left.
38:41It's true, the food.
38:42Well, it's usually necessary in a restaurant.
38:45So, do you order other loose change to do a little shopping?
38:49Come on, damn it, I'll pay you back with what we make tonight.
38:51We don't have a penny. We're students, humble people.
38:54Well, I'm a place where we can get paper at a good price.
39:01Do you see it? Here, the supermarket staff throw away what can no longer be sold.
39:04There's everything here. My mother, a real pro at the end of the month, taught me this.
39:10Come on, let's go.
39:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait. How can we put expired food in there, right?
39:18No, it's just expired. It's perfect. They always have a two- or three-day window.
39:21But look at this steak, man. Throwing this away is a sin.
39:24This meat smells a little strange, huh? It's not me.
39:25And what was barbecue sauce invented for?
39:27Come on, grab as many as you can.
39:29Wouldn't it be faster to take the whole container?
39:36Wait for me, wait for me.
39:41No, no, no.
39:43Hey, hey! Run, run, run!
39:51I don't know about this, you know? Maybe if we all eat it, the neighbors will get angry.
39:54The president told you that evidence must be destroyed. Well, that's that.
39:57I can't take it anymore, you know?
39:58But you know what makes this fat.
40:00What do you think? That I like you because of your body?
40:02I mean, you're an idiot.
40:03Hey, it was a romantic comment. Let's try to read between the lines.
40:05Alba, if you gain weight, go jogging, damn it, it's been invented.
40:08Of course, we'll be facing the January blues very soon.
40:11Please.
40:12Lucia's alarm.
40:13What's wrong? The picnic's over.
40:15I have time, I have time.
40:17Fully armed. Please leave now.
40:22Don't worry, he's going to the gym.
40:23Okay, let's make the most of this. Help me get the mushroom to the trash.
40:26Milk what? Do you want to give me indigestion?
40:28Come on, damn it!
40:32Well, this whole thing about riding on the bench is an invention.
40:34Besides helping me de-stress, I was given this set of dishes as a gift.
40:36Is this your home?
40:37Mauri, what are you on about?
40:39She's not that ugly either.
40:40Don't be funny.
40:41Have you told Alicia that she's trying to hook up with me?
40:43I?
40:44No.
40:45No, no, no, no, no. Not me.
40:46No.
40:49You looked at a woman's ass. What did you expect me to do?
40:51But you know the time you've put me through.
40:52No, I don't know. You tell me.
40:54Good or bad?
40:54Well, nothing happened, Mauri. I like you.
40:56You don't need to test me.
40:57You look at women too, and I don't say anything to you.
40:59I look at the clothes, you look at the inside.
41:01Yes, of course. I'll turn on the X-ray function and let the party begin.
41:04But what do I have to do to make you believe in this relationship?
41:06Diego, put yourself in my shoes, three months ago you were an ultra-straight guy who gets married.
41:10It's normal to have doubts.
41:11Oh, really?
41:11Well, tonight I'm going to tell my father that I'm gay.
41:14Do you think that's insufficient evidence?
41:16Are you going to tell him?
41:17Yeah.
41:18And I hope you'll be there with me to support me.
41:20Of course, man. Why wouldn't I go?
41:21What time is it?
41:22Because I have a childbirth preparation class and I can't miss it, Rosa told me
41:25He is vying for the position of head father.
41:27Very good.
41:28I can see what your priorities are.
41:30My...
41:31Diego.
41:32Diego.
41:34Diego.
41:39It's a shame to throw this away, because you can put some dried flowers here and it brightens up any corner.
41:44of the home.
41:44Honey, we already have a decorator for the beach house.
41:47Doesn't this fit in the bucket?
41:48Yes, damn it.
41:48If we've already put in even a dead body, open the lid.
41:51Let's see.
41:52But turn it around, damn it.
41:54Squeeze.
41:55If you match it with a similar saw, it goes in better.
41:57Ah, well that's a very good idea.
41:58That?
42:00Host.
42:00Let's see.
42:01A volunteer to explain to me what my Christmas basket is doing empty and in the trash.
42:04We'll talk about it when I go back to the gym, because paying to not go is really frustrating.
42:08Look, let Mr. Cuestra tell you, he's the one handling the case with your husband.
42:11Juan, did you know anything about this?
42:12No.
42:13I mean, yes.
42:14It was a regrettable misunderstanding.
42:16We thought it was for me and opened it by mistake.
42:18Sure, and once it was open you said, well, whatever, we'll just have to love it.
42:21Well, yes, that's more or less how it was, wasn't it?
42:23Don't be dramatic, caviar is salty.
42:25The pâté gave me heartburn.
42:26Oh, you've eaten too?
42:27These two more than me, because they are bigger blabbermouths.
42:30You guys are like piranhas, huh?
42:31And you haven't left anything behind?
42:32I think I have the card saved.
42:34With the bone and the ham you can make a really good broth.
42:37To you, Regula.
42:37Well, I think this is just an anecdote, even a funny one.
42:40If you push me.
42:41I am drafting a letter of apology right now, which I am sure all the neighbors will sign.
42:45Yes, yes, yes.
42:46No, no, no, no, no.
42:47We're going to be much more practical.
42:49Or tonight I have a basket at my doorstep identical to the one my father gave me,
42:52Or what you're all going to share is a report of theft.
42:55Lucia, how do you file a complaint?
42:57Lucia.
42:58So what do we do now?
42:59Well, go to the supermarket and get a new basket.
43:01Well, what else can we do?
43:02But what's wrong with you?
43:03The boards are asleep.
43:04We are bankrupt.
43:05There is no money.
43:06But who mentioned paying?
43:07This is like stealing batteries, but on a large scale.
43:10No.
43:10Are you going to steal from the supermarket?
43:11Yes, yes, yes.
43:13What a mess.
43:14Thank you.
43:19How are you?
43:20Today I'm going to talk to you about my sex life.
43:24That's it.
43:26Good night.
43:26Thank you so much.
43:33Oh really.
43:34I lost my virginity when I was 22.
43:39What are you laughing at?
43:40I'm serious.
43:43Well.
43:45Well, I'll have my drink.
43:47Let me know when you're finished.
43:48He's a genius.
43:49He's a genius.
43:50And that was the process.
43:52Yeah?
43:53Lucia, you don't have to work with your father anymore.
43:56I've reopened the restaurant and it's full.
43:58We just need to find a bigger place.
43:59What are you saying?
44:01Yes, yes, yes.
44:02I'm taking reservations for the end of the month.
44:03And what are people laughing about?
44:04Why are they applauding?
44:05The Marian clinics, darling.
44:06We have 1,700 euros in the till
44:08And the 12 o'clock shift is still to come.
44:10The late-night session.
44:11I'm negotiating with Mariano to get him to get naked.
44:14Hey, hey!
44:15That he doesn't want to.
44:17So, it's going well.
44:18No, it's going very well, it's going very well, yes.
44:20Well, well, well, nothing.
44:21I'm going there now.
44:23Okay, see you later.
44:24What's happening?
44:25Roberto, who is filling the restaurant.
44:27So anyway, I'm going to talk to Dad
44:28and tell him that I acted rashly,
44:29that I'm not going to work with him anymore.
44:30No, no, no, no, don't mess around.
44:31You were supposed to bring her joy.
44:32and a disappointment, and that one thing canceled out the other.
44:34Well, then we're going to have to give him two disappointments.
44:35Well, I'll tell you mine first.
44:37No, I'm just saying yes first,
44:38No, I've already caught him angry.
44:39You tell him that first.
44:40That way he doesn't even listen to what I'm doing.
44:50Maury, we're going to class, are you ready?
44:52Yes, yes, yes, yes, I heard something.
44:55The thing is...
44:56It turns out I have a dinner party.
44:58What do you mean you have a dinner party?
44:59You told me you were coming.
45:00I have a dinner party.
45:02Maury, what's wrong with you? Are you drunk?
45:03No, no, I'm fine.
45:05Look, we're going to do something that's very quick.
45:07You're leaving with that whore.
45:08And when I arrive, I arrive.
45:10What are you saying?
45:10Leave him alone, he's been drinking, it's better if he doesn't come.
45:12Look at the saint.
45:15Hey, did you drug me?
45:16Maury, don't talk nonsense.
45:18And you punctured the tires of my car
45:19And that wasn't covered by my insurance.
45:21Your Honor, he has just confessed that he drugged me.
45:22I present this bottle as evidence of the accusation.
45:25Okay, but what's going on here?
45:26Didn't you two get along very well?
45:28You know what I'm saying?
45:29That child is going to be mine
45:30And it's going to have my ears
45:31because I provided the semen.
45:33Yes, and that's where your contribution ends.
45:34I can be a much better father than you.
45:36Excuse me, but you shave more closely than I do.
45:37It doesn't mean anything.
45:38What did you say?
45:41Look, look what's happening to you
45:42You're a misogynistic, backward gay man.
45:44And you're a fundamentalist lesbian.
45:46Penis envy.
45:47Yes, Freud already said so.
45:49Look, with a postpartum deposition.
45:50Freud was a sexist and a creep.
45:52Penis envy.
45:53Penis envy.
45:55Penis envy.
45:57Okay, is someone going to give me a ride?
45:58Or is it in the goal?
46:00Did you go into labor there?
46:01But you're not focused on what you're doing.
46:02You're a disaster, aren't you?
46:03Come on, give me your car keys.
46:05Hey, no, no.
46:05Take a taxi,
46:06I'll have dinner in a second and I'll be right there.
46:08But how can you have dinner in a second?
46:09Are you going there?
46:10Yes, otherwise Diego will kill me.
46:12You just dilate.
46:13If that's going to last a long time.
46:14If it walks, Tony, it's bad.
46:16Damn, I persist,
46:16It looks like an apparition that has appeared.
46:18My son comes out of the womb,
46:19Diego comes out of the closet.
46:21Diego...
46:23Diego, from...
46:25Yeah?
46:28To steal from a supermarket,
46:29What an example.
46:30To have thought about it
46:31before you eat the ham.
46:32You can't sink any lower.
46:33Yes, it's still possible to sink lower.
46:37Remember that, okay?
46:38You go for the Iberian ham,
46:40you preserves
46:41and the marzipan
46:42And you go get the wine and champagne.
46:44And what are you in charge of?
46:46I'll be waiting for you with the car running.
46:47I am free, on parole.
46:50Good luck, huh?
46:51They're going to catch us.
46:52This place is full of cameras.
46:54They are located.
46:55Two in the boxes,
46:57two in drugstore and perfumery
46:59and two in dairy products.
47:01Look for blind spots.
47:03This one is strawberry flavored.
47:04I don't like.
47:05And this lady
47:05What's he doing here?
47:06Amparo is our secret weapon.
47:08Once we've gathered everything,
47:10She goes ahead
47:11with a record in her bag.
47:13Alarms are going off
47:14And we'll leave peacefully.
47:16And she doesn't care
47:17Let them catch her.
47:18What do you think?
47:19Hey,
47:19But what about this stealing?
47:20How is it done?
47:21It's just that these things happen at home.
47:22Andrés always carried them.
47:24The key is
47:25do it naturally.
47:27Well,
47:27each to their own corridor
47:28and in 15 minutes
47:29See you at the meeting point.
47:31Okay.
47:31Christmas is for enjoying.
47:33Let this year
47:34in the future
47:34cook the corteo.
47:36We offer you
47:36a delicious variety
47:38of prepared dishes
47:39for your departure.
47:39Put it in your bag.
47:40No,
47:41I don't like this one.
47:42Let's go,
47:43come.
47:43But what difference does it make to you?
47:44If he's going to take it away from you
47:45the watchman
47:46as soon as I catch you.
47:47This,
47:48Manuel Carrasco's
47:49who is very handsome.
47:50Look,
47:51look,
47:51look.
47:52Who said handsome?
47:53over there?
47:53Oh.
47:54Lady,
47:55Why doesn't he buy it?
47:56You'll see that she likes it.
47:56I'll sign it.
47:58Oh,
47:58Oh,
47:59I'm going to put the light on.
48:00Let's see if it appears too.
48:01Leave her alone.
48:02It's a little faulty.
48:04Take,
48:05Dedicate it to me.
48:06Let's see,
48:06And the pen?
48:07He hasn't come.
48:08Start writing this down.
48:09One for my granddaughter
48:10who is also very pretty.
48:11My granddaughter.
48:12Hey,
48:13Would you invite me?
48:14to a concert?
48:15Of course,
48:16women,
48:16Whatever it takes.
48:17Yeah.
48:17Clear.
48:18But let it be
48:19in zone B.
48:21You bet,
48:22You don't ask for much, do you?
48:23daughter.
48:23What do you want?
48:33Isabel,
48:34For God's sake,
48:35Don't scare me like this.
48:36So,
48:37Just because your wife
48:38Has he come out of the coma?
48:39What we had is over.
48:40Shh,
48:40No,
48:41No,
48:41He hasn't woken up.
48:42It was a false alarm.
48:43And what happens when he truly wakes up?
48:45That?
48:45Are you going to forget about me?
48:46As if I were
48:47a summer fling.
48:49Incorrect.
48:49I've had several girlfriends
48:50on the beach
48:51and I keep sending them
48:52a Christmas card.
48:53Look,
48:53Juan,
48:53I need an answer.
48:54Here,
48:55in front of the roe
48:57of trout.
48:57Who do you truly love?
48:59Your wife or me?
49:00Isabel,
49:00We are in the middle of a theft.
49:01Why don't we talk about it?
49:02Where do we need to talk about it?
49:03In the accounting room.
49:06Oh,
49:07How miserable.
49:08Isabel,
49:09Oh my God.
49:10And Juan,
49:11We need reinforcements
49:12in wines and spirits
49:13because my coat is full.
49:14Isabel,
49:15Isabel,
49:16please,
49:16Listen to me.
49:17Let me.
49:18But they've set it up here.
49:19Careful,
49:20there's a camera
49:20And then those videos
49:21They all end up on the internet.
49:26Here it is.
49:27Why do you want it?
49:27a baby stroller?
49:29You'll see.
49:32Now,
49:32shell.
49:37Careful,
49:38so that it doesn't get cold.
49:43Nobody can live here.
49:49My daughter,
49:50I'm delighted
49:50that finally
49:51you have realized
49:51of the lack
49:52What do you do at this company?
49:53Don't be fooled
49:54my youthful appearance.
49:55I'm already here
49:56needing a replacement.
49:57No.
49:58Yeah,
49:59Yeah,
49:59Yeah,
49:59Yeah.
50:01Genetic blessings aside,
50:02I am already 61 years old.
50:04Dad,
50:04But you're very young.
50:05and also your site
50:06He's in the office.
50:07What are you going to do when you retire?
50:08Start playing golf
50:09and I'll catch you with your father.
50:11Hey,
50:11I think your friend
50:12has fallen asleep,
50:12Mauri.
50:13Yeah.
50:15I brought him a culer
50:16once.
50:16Go on.
50:17Ah,
50:18very good,
50:19very good.
50:19You have to have hobbies.
50:20Carry,
50:21That takes a long time.
50:21in telling the matter
50:22because I'm becoming a father.
50:23And how?
50:24It's because Lucia
50:25It has one very important thing
50:25What can I say?
50:26But not that important
50:27like the one you have
50:27What can I say, Diego?
50:29It's because Lucia
50:30He's not coming back
50:31to work at your company.
50:32Diego is gay
50:32and she's dating Mauri.
50:36Dad,
50:36don't worry,
50:36It's the classic reaction.
50:38This is normal.
50:41Not anymore.
50:41Dad,
50:42Are you feeling okay?
50:42The truth is, no.
50:44I have a pain.
50:45Here,
50:45that?
50:46Another one who's gone into labor.
50:48Dad,
50:49dad,
50:49say,
50:49For God's sake,
50:50I call an ambulance.
50:50fuck.
50:51Dad,
50:52dad,
50:53dad.
50:55But where are they going with that?
50:56They won't believe it.
50:57What's happening?
50:57I can't go for a walk
50:59to my grandson.
50:59Yeah,
51:00But cover his hoof.
51:02We already have everything,
51:03No?
51:03No,
51:04Emilio is missing.
51:07Which dishwasher is best?
51:08The liquid
51:09Or the pills with active pearls?
51:10This boy is stupid,
51:11what are you doing?
51:11I already took advantage of it
51:12and I make the purchase
51:13Belén then tells me
51:13who did not help out at home.
51:15Then leave it for another day.
51:16Now we have to go.
51:16Well,
51:17Well, you can explain it to him later.
51:18Hey?
51:18or give me a note.
51:19Come on,
51:19Protection,
51:20You at the exit without buying anything.
51:21Then I don't pay for the records.
51:23Manuel Carrasco signed them for me.
51:25Hide that.
51:30As soon as the alarm goes off,
51:32We left through Charito's box.
51:34who is absentminded
51:35and he doesn't even realize it.
51:35They're going to catch us.
51:36If we had fixed this
51:37with a spill.
51:39Let's see,
51:41attentive.
51:44If the alarm doesn't go off.
51:46Clear,
51:46because there isn't one,
51:47But if those panels
51:47They put them there to scare people.
51:50Okay then,
51:52We're going to cross the border.
52:02Sorry,
52:03Would you mind showing me your coats?
52:05Who are they?
52:06You have no obligation.
52:07It is completely unconstitutional.
52:09that you assume
52:10that we are criminals
52:11without having any proof.
52:13Now yes.
52:14But before you didn't have
52:15no rights.
52:16Fuck it
52:17the lining of the coat.
52:18And what are they carrying in this little car?
52:21Oops!
52:21My grandson!
52:23It's been stolen from me!
52:24Let's all go look for him.
52:26Borja, you're handsome!
52:27Stay still, stay still, stay still.
52:28Nobody's moving from here.
52:29Charo, please.
52:30Call the police.
52:31You call her.
52:32And you
52:32Why didn't your alarm go off?
52:34It's because we have to remove
52:35the magnetic label.
52:38Bang, bang, bang, bang!
52:43Nothing, I knew I could do it.
52:44resent.
52:44But he hasn't gotten angry
52:45The man hasn't had time.
52:47Hey, Mauri,
52:47Aren't you nervous?
52:48You're supposed to be having
52:49a son.
52:49Yes, but the thing is
52:50He's not answering my phone.
52:51See how he's going to answer the phone?
52:52Is she in labor?
52:53I don't know, maybe
52:54They have hands-free access.
52:56Nothing.
52:57I mean, I've been drugged.
52:58I'm going to ask some questions.
53:01Doctor.
53:02Relax, it's been
53:03a false alarm.
53:03It's just a hiatal hernia.
53:05No, no, no, no, no.
53:06It was a pregnancy
53:06because I saw the ultrasound
53:08and it had a bass drum.
53:09No, no, no.
53:09I'm referring to Rafael.
53:11Ah, this is the...
53:12Oh, listen.
53:13So, is he okay?
53:14Yes, yes.
53:15Can we see him?
53:15Are you conscious?
53:16Yes, yes.
53:17Well, you'd better go.
53:20And wouldn't it be better?
53:21give him a little sedative
53:22So that he'll be calmer?
53:23Quite the opposite.
53:24You can go home.
53:25And if you'll allow me
53:26the sooner the better
53:26because there has been
53:27a mass poisoning
53:28in a restaurant
53:29and we're really short on beds.
53:30Okay, thank you very much.
53:32Let's both go.
53:33Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
53:36Hey, what are you doing here?
53:38How is Bea?
53:39Well, I don't know.
53:39He wouldn't let me through.
53:40How can I not be the father?
53:41Sure, penis envy.
53:43penis envy.
53:44Mauri, please, that's enough.
53:46But where is the child?
53:47Weren't you going to give birth?
53:48Yes, but I've spoken to him
53:50of you two
53:50and went back inside.
53:52Beatriz has had contractions
53:53without dilation.
53:54It usually happens two weeks ago
53:55before childbirth.
53:56That's very normal
53:57in first-time mothers.
53:58In what?
53:59First-time mothers.
54:00They are what we call
54:02prodromal labor.
54:03Ah, right, the prodromes.
54:05Well, I,
54:06as permission,
54:07I'm going home
54:07to put her to sleep.
54:14You guys are so clumsy,
54:16We need to buy one thing
54:17and exit through the checkout.
54:19This basket is really tacky.
54:20Lucia is going to sue us.
54:21He's going to sue us.
54:22Sorry,
54:23But here it is
54:23the best of each house.
54:25Do you know how much it costs?
54:26this chopper
54:27black label?
54:28I have prepared for him
54:28a tasting
54:29of infusions
54:30And I have done
54:31some stuffed peppers
54:32black pudding and pine nuts.
54:34And it can stay
54:34with the Tupperware
54:35that closes the void
54:36and it costs a fortune.
54:38That's like when
54:38your son gives you
54:39a toothpick boat
54:40that is made
54:41with much love
54:42And that's priceless.
54:46Just in case,
54:47I would sing her a Christmas carol,
54:48that softens it up a lot.
54:49Come on,
54:49Let's go with the basket up.
54:51Careful, careful,
54:51Let's see if it destroys it.
54:54Careful, careful,
54:54with the chopper.
54:55Fuck,
54:56What a scare!
54:56about your father.
54:57And what about me?
54:58I've been this
54:59to depress me
54:59with Diego's situation.
55:00Of course, I thought,
55:01How is this possible?
55:02who sees a guy
55:02and doesn't want anything to do with me?
55:03Well, I don't know,
55:04Why is he gay?
55:05No, because it's taken.
55:06He wants to take it slow,
55:07to have a serious relationship.
55:09And how could I have
55:09To be so clumsy?
55:10It's just that as soon as
55:11I'm going to live with Belén
55:12if I'm not careful
55:12It's contagious.
55:13No, I agree.
55:14This is your place.
55:15Hey, hey, hey,
55:15I'm listening to you.
55:19Man,
55:20my savior.
55:21Come in, come in, come in.
55:22Okay, so what?
55:22How many boxes did you make?
55:24From the box, quite a lot.
55:26But listen,
55:28Listen, you're going to laugh.
55:29Oh, what a fright!
55:29to my father who has gone out
55:30a heart attack
55:30when I told him
55:31that he was going to return
55:31to work at the restaurant.
55:33But then
55:33You'll laugh more.
55:34There have been
55:35a small problem
55:35with the suppliers.
55:37It seems that the food
55:38It wasn't top quality.
55:3954 admitted.
55:40Yes, but come on,
55:41that everyone evolves
55:42favorably.
55:43Barbecue sauce,
55:44no...
55:45There are currently 7
55:45with a guarded prognosis
55:46and 39 complaints.
55:48And rising.
55:49Sorry.
55:52Lucia,
55:52That gets filed away.
55:53The players
55:54They are overwhelmed.
55:56I'm sorry,
55:57I just wanted to help you.
55:58The concept of a local
55:59It was good
55:59I don't know.
56:00what has happened.
56:00It's okay, Roberto.
56:03An hour ago I was thinking
56:03that my father
56:04He was going to die of a heart attack.
56:05And I've realized
56:06that in life
56:06You just have to get angry
56:07because of things
56:07that really matter.
56:09But she has it.
56:10And a lot?
56:11You in the end
56:12you're going to swallow it
56:12everything that was left over.
56:13From now on
56:14I'm going to take life
56:15otherwise.
56:16You'll see.
56:16Silent Night
56:20Night of love
56:23The Christ Child is born.
56:28And the angels killed
56:39Let's see,
56:40But who put
56:41Is that pigeon there?
56:41Man,
56:42comes to see
56:42How did the baby turn out?
56:44Well, if I knew
56:44what it has cost us
56:45pick it up in the park.
56:47Then we skipped like this
56:48like the Olympic Games.
56:49Juan,
56:49the jury is coming.
56:50Let's see,
56:51let's see,
56:51the Virgin Mary
56:51sitting here.
56:52The Three Wise Men
56:53taking out the gifts
56:54and the shepherdesses
56:55on their knees
56:55adoring the child.
56:56I prefer
56:57worship him standing
56:57with the lighter
56:58in concert style.
57:00Hey, Dad,
57:00What should I do?
57:01You, you try not to believe it, son.
57:02And put your hands together.
57:03like first communion.
57:04Hey,
57:05Don't forget
57:06which is a moment
57:06of jubilation and joy
57:07that you can be seen smiling.
57:09Yeah,
57:09with how much I want it
57:11to smile
57:11knowing that my lover
57:12He's a bastard.
57:14What is Andrés going to hear from you?
57:15And on top of that, you're a coward.
57:17Of course
57:17You have everything.
57:18Don't worry
57:19that I am already brave
57:20for both of them.
57:21Andrew,
57:22Do you want to know something?
57:23Are you crazy?
57:24What are you doing?
57:25What's happening?
57:26Nothing,
57:27that Juan and I
57:27we're in trouble
57:28But don't worry
57:29because when Paloma
57:30wake up
57:31We left it.
57:31A bombshell?
57:33This is an advertisement
57:33and not the angel's.
57:35It's not that big of a deal, either.
57:36There has been no sex.
57:37We tried
57:38on one occasion
57:38in a hotel
57:39But then you came along.
57:40And you ruined it for us.
57:41Andrew,
57:42I understand perfectly
57:42How are you feeling now?
57:44But I think that
57:44the friendship that unites us
57:45It will help us overcome it.
57:47Yes, yes.
57:47Deep down
57:47I'm glad it's you.
57:49Glad to hear it
57:50because I have you at hand.
57:52You son of a bitch!
57:53Come here!
57:54Come here!
57:56Give me a camera!
57:57Give me a camera!
57:58Leave my brother alone
58:00that he is not to blame.
58:01She's your wife!
58:02He's up for the challenge!
58:03You'll see
58:04The setup is beautiful.
58:05of the 21st.
58:06This is more than a community
58:07It's a big family.
58:09But what's going on here?
58:11No no.
58:12Nothing.
58:13It's because he's come
58:13to march
58:14to bring a gift
58:14and has taken another one
58:15because his wife
58:16who is the Virgin
58:16He cheated on her
58:17with Saint Joseph.
58:18But come on
58:19that we separated her
58:19and an image remains
58:20very pretty.
58:21A little bit of please
58:22The jury is here.
58:23This must be
58:25a revisiting
58:25of the nativity
58:26based on the apocryphal gospels
58:28and appropriate
58:29to social reality
58:30of the moment.
58:31Me telling you
58:32all my suspicions
58:34And it was you
58:34that you were acting like a friend.
58:36Judas!
58:37Come on, they're all biblical themes.
58:39No, I already said it.
58:41This doesn't have
58:42no historical accuracy.
58:43Andrés, for God's sake!
58:44We are setting a bad example.
58:46Dad!
58:46A saver!
58:47In true Gandalf style!
58:49Horns
58:50in the building
58:51and us
58:52without us even noticing.
58:53It's Radiopatio
58:54It can't keep up.
58:55We need to hire
58:56some interns.
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