00:10To be continued...
00:30We should break up.
00:32Now you've been dumped, we can all go on a mental holiday together.
00:36Two weeks of sun, sea, booze, minge, fanny and sex.
00:43This don't look like the pictures.
00:45While you two decide who gets first go on each other's cocks, I'm getting out there.
00:49The gash isn't going to fuck itself, you know.
00:51Charming.
00:58You don't just walk up to a girl in a club and introduce yourself.
01:02You dance over near them, make the eyes and get them to dance with you.
01:05Really?
01:05Stick with me, you'll be fine.
01:10Then I'll get stuck with a fat one.
01:12Then we look to other places but we realise...
01:14This summer...
01:15We've been spotted.
01:15Look cool.
01:18I have never put my penis in a lady.
01:20You're a virgin, that's cool.
01:21If anything, it's famously uncool.
01:23Well, it's cute then.
01:23Oh God, that's even worse.
01:25Comes a movie about friendship.
01:28To the Pusay.
01:29The Pusay!
01:31First stop, the Minoan Palace at Nossos.
01:33We haven't come halfway around the world to look at some boring fucking Greek ruins.
01:36Yeah, you can see that shit anywhere.
01:37The times we can't remember.
01:39Drink you under the table.
01:41You're a trouble, aren't you?
01:42I'm on holiday, you can't be too drunk.
01:44Jay's slept in his hands list.
01:46Pain.
01:47And the moments we try to forget.
01:50You're well in there, mate.
01:52Yep, he shoots his scores right up the veg.
01:55I'll have sex with you.
01:56This is a joke, right?
01:59I've lost my glasses!
02:02Right, Liz, where's Neil?
02:04He is literally incredible.
02:06If I want to use Help Me, I think she might be a two-man job.
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