00:04Hi, Jay's mum. Where's Jay?
00:06Oh, hello, Neil. He's at home updating his CV.
00:09Did you promise this would be properly filthy, yeah?
00:13Oh, old school wedgie.
00:15Squatting the balls now.
00:16Good luck with the rest of your lives and try not to kill anyone.
00:19You're more upbeat than I was expecting.
00:22Simon, we need to talk.
00:23Oh, not talking.
00:24I think we should break up.
00:27Now you've been dumped, we can all go on a mental holiday together.
00:31Two weeks of sun, sea, sand, booze and sex.
00:38This don't look like the pictures.
00:39We're going to do shots till one of us is sick through our nose.
00:41My money's on me.
00:49You don't just walk up to a girl in the club and introduce yourself.
00:52You dance over near them, make the eyes and get them to dance with you.
00:55Really?
00:55Stick with me, you'll be fine.
01:00Man, I'll get stuck with a fat one.
01:02Then we look to other places, but we realise.
01:04This summer.
01:05We've been spotted.
01:06Look cool.
01:08You're a virgin, it's cool.
01:10If anything, it's famously uncool.
01:11Well, it's cute then.
01:12Oh, God, that's even worse.
01:13Comes a movie about friendship.
01:16To be in players.
01:18Players!
01:19What could be cooler than getting our names tattooed on each other?
01:22Too late.
01:23Oh, what?
01:24Gay little.
01:24That is Jay.
01:25That is gay, mate.
01:27The times we can't remember.
01:28Drink from under the table.
01:29You're a trouble, aren't you?
01:31Jay's slept in a dance list.
01:33Pain.
01:34And the moments we try to forget.
01:36You're not normal, are you?
01:41I'll upset you.
01:42This is a joke, right?
01:45I've lost my glasses!
01:48Right, Liz, where's Neil?
01:49He's literally incredible.
01:52He's literally incredible.
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