00:00I'm wondering if you can do me a tarot reading, please.
00:06And how old are you?
00:08I'm three, nearly six.
00:10Six, yeah, I know. It's Tiny Tim.
00:13Hi, are you OK?
00:15I'm very well.
00:17Good.
00:17How would it hurt did you manage to get this number?
00:20Magic.
00:22I did a card reading and it told me.
00:28Oh, my God, you have made my day, you really have.
00:31I'm psychic.
00:33Well, you should come and take work for me then.
00:36What, can I work for you?
00:38Yeah.
00:39Oh, my God, do a shift.
00:42Just do a shift. Come on, I dare you.
00:44Oh, my God, are you free on Thursday?
00:47I am there on Thursday, yes.
00:49Oh, my God.
00:50And then, like, I can shuffle the cards and then, bang, I can tell someone the future.
00:57Well, yeah, that's the whole point.
01:00Easy.
01:00What time do you want me there?
01:03Well, I'm there from 10.30 to 5.30, so I'll leave it up to you.
01:07Why?
01:08Well, I've just got myself a job.
01:12That is easy.
01:13Don't forget to ask your mother, will you?
01:14I'm not asking her nothing.
01:16Mum, I've just got a job like that.
01:18Why can't you do that, you lazy pig?
01:23I'll do my mum a card reading.
01:25Well, there you go.
01:27And your uncle.
01:28And my Uncle Barry.
01:29I know what my mum's will say.
01:31I'll just say she's going to stay in bed all day.
01:33But my Uncle Barry's will be interesting.
01:35Oh, there you go.
01:37That would be a good one.
01:39And I'll turn the card over and I'll have a plant on it.
01:43I'll be like, yep, I knew that was going to happen.
01:46Well, there you go.
01:47That's because he's got plants in the attic.
01:52They're not daffodils.
01:53Oh, my dear.
01:54I don't get the cards.
01:57So you just flip it over and you'll be like, ooh, interesting.
02:02No, it kind of works.
02:04If it comes into your head.
02:07So if I turn over a death card, is that bad one?
02:15That's a good one.
02:16That's a really good one.
02:18For who?
02:21Who's that good for?
02:22Well, it depends how this conversation is going to go.
02:25So I'm not 100% sure.
02:27I don't want to come on Thursday now.
02:31So what if I turn over?
02:33The Fool.
02:35Oh, The Fool is a good fun card.
02:37That's a go for it.
02:39Go for it.
02:39Whatever you're thinking about, go for it and have fun.
02:42Stay away with the fairies, but have fun.
02:45Well, my Uncle Barry gets that one all the time.
02:49Because he's away with the fairies.
02:51He's away with the fairies as well.
02:53There you go.
02:54All the time.
02:54Right, listen.
02:55I'm going to come and see you on Thursday, okay?
02:59Okey-doke.
03:00All right.
03:01Well, thanks for making my day.
03:02Do you want me to do you a reading?
03:04I think you should do me a reading.
03:06Yeah, I need to see if you're any good or not.
03:07I'm so good.
03:09I'm so good.
03:09Well, there you go.
03:11I'll see you Thursday.
03:12I can't wait.
03:13I'll see you in a bit.
03:15Bye.
03:15Love you.
03:17Bye.
03:18Love you.
03:19Love you too.
03:20Bye.
03:20Love you.
03:20Bye.
03:21Bye.
03:23I got a job.
03:24I got a job.
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