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00:06hey wow yeah it's like the first time we've done it cup fever episode 24 thank you all for me
00:13here
00:13santo chalabro yesterday uh ed cavalli lionel messi scored his seventh goal in the tournament
00:19till they claim he's the undisputed goat wow however overnight we saw that that title is still
00:24up for grabs because the contender is hot on his heels with that memorable performance
00:28in the new york heat no no wait a minute mbappe played in philadelphia sorry killing killing
00:35him but killing mbappe i'm not talking about killing him back i'm talking about i'm talking about joey
00:40chestnut 66 hot dogs in 10 seconds in coney island the mustard belt is his oh my god
01:0318th title 18th title 18th lap band okay santa uh producer joe let's get straight in time for a
01:11cup date thanks to you
01:16mates we're running out of games here are the results um canada thumped 3-0 by morocco and then in
01:23a
01:23a fight whereas soccer broke out um it was rough and tumble far out uh france beat paraguay uh one
01:32nil uh in the end i know that's where we start i have not seen the french take a battering
01:37like
01:37that's waterloo yes take that and trust me i was there yeah yeah manning a cannon let's have a look
01:48at the highlights um okay so one team attacked it was the hottest game ever in world cup history
01:54some 43 degrees um celsius and then obviously france had their chances but look santo chelaro
02:01yes the paraguayans have a certain style is what we're legally allowed to say uh let's just say that
02:06the dark arts were employed it was like watching italy in the 80s again okay finally var got a chance
02:14to give them a penalty to give us all some relief and then imbappe puts it away and an ill
02:19-tempered
02:20affair finally finally it was we were put out of our misery after 10 minutes 10 extra minutes of that
02:26as uh as france as france march on there have been remarkable football matches over the years
02:30i recall the miracle of burn in 1954 when west germany came from two nil down to beat uh
02:36hungary in the world cup final the miracle of istanbul in 2005 liverpool came back from
02:40three nil down to beat ac milan now let's it's time to add another name to this list of legendary
02:47matches they're calling it the miracle of philadelphia is that right how not one single paraguayan
02:52player got a yellow card oh yes in the synonymous will go down in the annals of history okay that's
02:59not a yellow that's not a yellow look at this that's not a yellow look at this one that's not
03:07a yellow there no yellows here no yellows here amazing amazing uh that fight broke out because
03:18one of the paraguayan players said i think i prefer my baguettes from the supermarket oh
03:23he accidentally passed to a teammate and then what do you guys think you're doing um he also
03:27actually accidentally said prosecco was champagne you can't say that not to the french yeah take that
03:34alcohol in fact the the thing is that you know what i mean take that alcohol i don't drink
03:40that's all it's all french to me all right yeah i got one that's like yeah that's like saying passion
03:46fruit vodka cruises as good as watermelon yeah that's like saying whey protein's not as good as
03:54the pea protein yeah that'll get them no it won't the thing is just when we didn't think we thought
04:03hang on there's going to be a yellow card in the sixth minute yes of injury time yes mbappe gets
04:09taken
04:09down again on the flank right listen to the commentator mbappe goes down and we will have
04:16a yellow card maybe no he's reached his pocket for the spray instead no yellow card
04:21i mean it was probably mace
04:29insane uh yeah okay the dark arts employed but the formation sent out the format you could tell
04:35right from the start that they were going to be defensive look at this okay this was at the start
04:40of the game uh i think they're counting down i think when they get to one it means that they're
04:44only
04:44using one striker that's right yeah but have a look at the kickoff it's a 9-1 formation right
04:50away that paraguay started the game that way and you tell me at what point do you decide do you
04:56decide we're going to go for penalties or play for penalties play for penalties because with
05:00australia i think it was maybe in the half time extra time we'd say would you say that or probably
05:05yeah early in extra time early in extra time what about netherlands against morocco when they're in
05:08a bit of trouble a bit later on yeah a bit like just before the full time i reckon against
05:12morocco just
05:13i reckon paraguay that before as we saw that before the start of the game they said we're going to
05:18play
05:18for penalties yeah and to their credit they almost did it not to their credit it was the
05:23worst no no to their credit it was the worst performance it was it was putrid it was absolutely
05:29putrid and this the dark var has been brought in so that they can affect the matches the way they
05:35want to affect them right that's that's not disputed on my blog at all right but also it's also for
05:40the
05:40dark arts that we just saw there it's so you can't win doing that anymore you might be able to
05:45get
05:45away with it but you no longer can win doing that okay so italy's gonna have to think of something
05:49else damn what else is there okay okay let's talk about the cupboard is bare let's talk about
05:56okay here we go so here's the penalty here's the french here's the french okay we have a look at
06:00the thing he did he walked away joe it was quite a long delay until he went back that's a
06:04penalty
06:05that's a penalty okay oh that's a penalty is it so they had to give him that they were happy
06:09they
06:10gave him that right it was minimum it was not much oh my god what do you reckon i think
06:16the
06:16legs were clipped i reckon that's a penalty okay so the argument is is that a penalty or is that
06:20not
06:20right this is to demonstrate how var is treating this tournament to get the results they want okay
06:25so if that's a penalty these apparently aren't a penalty here comes the first one bang on mbappe
06:31against senegal that was deemed not a penalty earlier in the tournament right and then my favorite
06:36one the english one listen to this there's a conza it's a that was that one was a penalty that
06:42one
06:43the the commentator said what a great recovery run by the defender
06:49in texas you get life for that
06:54life in texas is pretty light actually you're lucky with that um but all right if you like the dark
06:59arts
06:59so much what happened when they got the penalty when they got the penalty i think there was shenanigans
07:03going oh that's what you call it all right let's have a look at the penalty spot okay there's a
07:08paraguayan he scuffs up the penalty spot in between dembele's legs while the others distract him
07:17while the others distract the referee he was actually saying to dembele this is where i'm
07:20going to bury your body yeah
07:23dembele was just laughing laughing about that the french to their credit just laughed towards the end
07:27had to have a rivaldo award this is where you've got to go down and look injured when you weren't
07:33touched and the french were doing anything to try and get a yellow car so he goes good kunday there
07:37it is he'll go in real time oh my face my face my beautiful face oh that must have been
07:43the worst
07:43tackle yet oh my god it must have been the worst of the lot or he didn't touch him at
07:48all
07:51so now you're pro paraguay yeah i am now turn back around ed you and i are great fans of
07:56the italian
07:57sculptor donatello obviously i mean i think david i think he's david obviously you can't go past mark
08:03one of the great st john the baptist i thought was slightly better uh if i wanted to see if
08:07i
08:07what about you joe yeah i i agree submit dogs playing pool um that's a painting it's not a
08:15sculpture i'm trying to help a young guy out now if i wanted to see four donatello's in one place
08:20where should i go vatican museum uh florence i'd go to the lincoln financial field in philadelphia
08:25really because uh here are the uh four donatello and they're reenacting the masterpiece the martyrdom
08:32of saint macarena aren't they mate i am nice to see the macarena holding sway yeah i like the
08:39macarena the macarena's back uh now the next game canada versus morocco a old school thumping yeah so
08:46canada a lot of hype going into this but morocco really really this is the game they wanted they
08:52they they look they had a couple of chances canada but this is so well worked and morocco might be
08:59the
08:59only team that are going to give france a game because they're fast on the wings they can finish
09:04they don't panic and they as a host nation going down three nil it was they got they got
09:09fucked canada got absolutely mind you morocco only had four shots on goal for three goals so
09:17yes is that but they but they but it was it was the way they controlled the match center it
09:22was
09:22it was a really controlled performance and just never they didn't look like losing from the first
09:27minute the first minute canada just looked completely outmatched by morocco so they're
09:30the first african nation to reach the quarterfinals twice well yeah that's right okay excellent work
09:35uh but a who to santo nice and early on i love it is this an early yes possibly the
09:40earliest
09:40one ever in the tournament we love a who to this is moise bombito yeah this is when we knew
09:44things
09:44weren't going to go well for the canadians all right everyone let's just keep it tight for the
09:48first minute or you can just kick it straight out to no one still that's that's closer uh to golden
09:53harry sutau's penalty
10:08that's not about all right isn't that the macarena it's the first what was that
10:13a dj that or the lambada oh this guy man he's so cap how cap are you um so uh
10:24jesse march the
10:24american the american coach of canada he's getting a lot of stick for sort of being you don't like
10:30i can't stand him being too theatrical it's all about him he's ridiculous and the commentators
10:35even the commentators have had enough have a listen to the only thing they said about jesse march the
10:38whole game see jesse marshes uh gone with the jeans again today he was asked about that yesterday as
10:44well he said he didn't have time to get his suit pressed ahead of the last game as saibari goes
10:48on
10:49a run yeah the only thing they say he didn't have time to get his suit pressed yeah he's doing
10:52no
10:53tactics just a laundry list but then after the game yes people are saying all right he's the american
10:58what's he doing is he uh is he working for the american secretly is he is he actually really
11:02committed to this canadian cause like a mole they've or a double agent yeah so they've lost
11:07three nil yep and let's talk to jesse and he said this but what a great team i'd rather be
11:13us than
11:13them as good as morocco is i'd rather be us hang on wait a minute he'd rather be us the
11:20team that
11:20lost three nil that's right yeah he's not working for in the united states he's working for morocco
11:25people that doesn't work the little scene moroccan double agent just before we go we love our
11:30villains we do we do love our villains with an amazing variety and a wide array of styles um
11:35let's have a look so far at them so we've got villain with an ominous entrance we've got we've
11:41got the villain spray yeah the villain gives a spray we've got the villain hissy fit
11:48we've got the villain stocktake sale we've got the villain the villain power ballad
11:53i love this but there is nothing better than a villain reveal
11:58a really special guest next to test our world cup knowledge we have the quiz master general from
12:11have you been paying attention mr tommy gliesner james this segment brought to you by yui we know
12:26footy is made by fans that's why everyone on our team is on yours
12:39welcome back cup fever 26 and it's time now to test our world cup knowledge with
12:44the quiz master general from have you been paying attention mr tom gliesner
13:13who is it it's the owner of channel 10. what do they want they'd like to know if they can
13:17borrow
13:18some of tom's money okay i'll take that back we're at sbs that's great tommy uh let's get into
13:25the football um like all australians we're still recovering from the loss how how are you feeling
13:30about the it was it was heartbreak i felt sorry for the for the players of course the fans and
13:36and
13:36and some of the wildlife that was harmed uh during the match too it was yeah sorry you can't do
13:44that
13:44that's marsupial abuse yeah that's australian it's okay the japanese uh fans they cleaned him up at
13:50the end good to know actually yeah actually you've never nailed your colors to the mask the gliesner
13:56where where is the name gliesner from it's actually austrian austrian and and speaking i do have a
14:03small bone to pick with you mr cavalier me because on uh i think friday's show you had tim mcdonald
14:09on
14:09you made this comment actually speaking of switzerland yes we just are on the sound of music
14:14the sound of music yes was shot in austria oh sorry the birthplace of adolf hitler sorry
14:23you're on sbs surely you're right by now you've joined those you're absolutely right our patron saint
14:29here yeah yeah you're right yeah absolutely clear that up all right excellent and now tommy gliesner
14:35you very kindly you did not need to do this you have put together a cup fever 26 world cup
14:41quiz for
14:42us is that correct i have indeed i heard you were doing this tom i got i i wanted to
14:46do some swatting
14:46up but oh okay well you'll get you i reckon you'll get most of these but tommy because it's sbs
14:51channel 10 we've normally got our buzzers but we don't have that so what did we just yes that sounds
14:56good okay all right joe joe joe hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang
15:01on ah
15:05okay now actually that'll oh that's better than this but i'll
15:10how many how many episodes have you made this is this is starting to feel like our longer steps
15:17now producer joe you can play too buddy
15:22oh geez reminds me when i was in switzerland and then all right all right here we go all right
15:28who's keeping score no one this is for uh here we go for my appearance fee who are the only
15:33two teams
15:33not to concede any goals so far oh what have you got in i think it's kieran high sense yes
15:43well mexico is one of them and i suspect that italy the other one close enough i'll give that to
15:51you it's spain and mexico all right what team scored their first world cup goal in 52 years
15:59oh that's very early in the show joe dr congo was no no no no no no no it was
16:06i missed it because
16:08there was a hydration break oh it was uh i think i'll say morocco think voodoo if that's not
16:14oh you can't be voodooist oh sorry voodoo yeah new zealand okay haiti haiti haiti okay good all
16:23right now we've got a little bit of a video one for you here we heard from fifa president gianni
16:26infantino before the tournament every dollar that comes in goes every dollar that comes into fifa goes
16:34something uh a turkish hair replacement a half a percentage but the majority of money goes on trump
16:43crypto is and then it goes of course come on joe of course it goes back to it back to
16:49football
16:50back to football back into the development of football yeah of course he says it it's got to be
16:54all right how did these scottish fans arrive to their first game uh yeah drunk
17:03it's called the transport yeah that's not it in the back of a divvy van that's how they left the
17:08ground uh joe help us out drunk it was again bus yeah yeah they're in scotland yeah as they're
17:16known in scotland and uber but um actually they came in the bus that's right it's the only vehicle
17:22they could find without an interwalt all right melbourne has honored patrick beach by doing what
17:32uh well that's the most tentative uh it that's a special commemorative machete
17:40it's a lovely gesture because his name is beach have they named a beach after yes they're saying
17:48killed a beach they're not going to call it's a guild a beach no it's going to be known as
17:51uh
17:52as patrick b but it's the place where you find syringes but anyway it's a lovely lovely honor
17:58if ever they have to replace that beach it'll be called matty how the score's going at this point
18:05joe uh i don't think anyone's very tight very very tight anyone's game from here okay all right
18:12another video clue we saw this from the bosnian fans i am from bosnia take me to america i really
18:19want to see
18:20i really want to see wow ed taylor and kelsey
18:27wouldn't we all santa they really want to see someone is correctly spelling herzegovina that would
18:33be that would be excellent no do the accent is it tucci in italy
18:38if you're in new york the thing you want to see statue of liberty it is indeed the statue
18:47would you also have accepted some puberty i would have indeed all right tell me what is the top
18:59selling jersey of the world cup so far flying off the shelf i know but i'm i can't joe what
19:05do you
19:06recommend it's the most stylish is it the mexico yeah why is there it's the green one right it's
19:10it's a beautiful shirt it's a beautiful shirt why well the the the white lines have a double
19:15purpose the three white lines have a double purpose yeah yeah all right no it's just me it's a
19:21all right everyone let's let's get boring for a minute it's a remake of a classic one that they
19:26had in the 90a it's world cup but that company went broke so adidas has got the design sure let's
19:31stop being boring now you should take points away all right we saw this before the mexico v ecuador game
19:44what was the whole crowd chanting santa what's that font
19:47what's that font what's that font what's that font they were it was it was a heart heart
19:53tell me moment uh you were seeing this in like joe i don't know this one you are not alone
19:57for
19:58venezuela yeah after the terrible earthquake they were they were showing them solidarity indeed
20:02no it's the first time that noise has ever been made put away the joke i was going to make
20:06about
20:06that time all right what problem did these scottish fans cause for the city of boston
20:13that's a big problem unexpected oh is this the they didn't they finish all the alcohol
20:19the city ran out of beer santo apparently yeah a whole brewery 16 000 pints were consumed
20:26most of them by these two gentlemen
20:30they had a lovely night out this is this is tight this is a tight game going into the last
20:37two
20:37questions wow just three for the tiebreaker that's all right anyone's game oh wow who was recently
20:42clocked running at 37.9 kilometers per hour yeah it popovich after he made the decision
20:50that's good yeah beach i i know this one i know this one i know this one it's geordie boss
20:55the
20:56soccer jordan boss he could have gone even faster but he was in a school zone
21:02he's being chased by a bookmaker apparently
21:06had a lot of money and jordan did the right thing
21:10two to go two to go tommy that's good tom after defeating the democratic republic of congo 2-1
21:17where do england head next oh santa mexico and then back home
21:27not at home no chance no they they do but you know don't bring the mood down all right
21:36it's at altitude so we're barracking for altitude yeah last one is a tiebreaker what's the name of
21:42the owner of sbs oh my god i think it's a consortium i think it's portillo tucci
21:54and lee lynn chin
21:57not the answer i've got on this card it's of course there was one one
22:02why don't you ring and find out
22:04it's only a one-way phone they can only ring me they would they would be in canberra oh is
22:09it
22:09the government it's well yeah the government the australian government oh the australian
22:13government we've got to do it twice because then people watch this back in a couple of months so
22:16elbow take two pauline heads
22:20you can see have you been paying attention on channel 10 8 40 monday nights or online
22:26can you please thank the quiz master general
22:28this is fan frenzy
22:50submit your entry now
22:57here we go
22:58hey cup fever 26 uh quick shout out to something we just learned in the break that one of our
23:02fans
23:03santo chelaro has flown from interstate to come and see the show today so thank you very much
23:10before you get too excited he's on day release all right
23:14i thought i heard the ankle would go off
23:17okay chelaro we're going to i just wanted to thank some uh some people who uh have reached
23:21that us over the past few weeks especially a special shout out to my friend frank
23:25risotto who's a contributor at uh the gentleman ultra uh media network right he's pointed out
23:29something very interesting about the french shirt go on i had no idea about and
23:33you're an expert on shirts thanks what is the difference between their home kit and their
23:36away kit different color absolutely frank has spotted something interesting not only a different
23:42color right different font this is their away shirt last week now have a look at this uh joe if
23:51we
23:51could just roll well just if you okay slightly cursive bold bold okay home home shirt last night
23:59let's go to that let's go to that just keep that in mind have a look look at this we've
24:04got block
24:04edges italics and look at the number look at the number they just stop there bit of a drop shadow
24:10as
24:11well respect now that is my new team i mean look at that that's that's italics that's a square italic
24:20awesome that's the rarest of fonts i get it i get it sadly our guest has flown home after that
24:27uh now chelaro we do need to get over to is it time for in memoriam yes sadly all right
24:33now saddest
24:34part of the evening uh friends we have to now we've got to say goodbye to some of our favorite
24:38people
24:39after their team has lost so let's have our in memoriam package tonight so a lot of people
24:44and things that we need to remember here we go of course the almoron with the hand over the mouth
24:48insulting the first ever jesse marsh the dancing the dancing clown good pants though here he is
24:56the member the capo verde guy looking for his girlfriend in the crowd that's so cute his wife
25:01was furious joey chestnut joey chestnut that is oh it's just so nice
25:12for johnny chestnut that is actually literal that is right that's literal hey tomorrow's games here we go
25:17so wow this is the one who likes the world cup me so brazil versus norway thank you very much
25:24and
25:24then come on mexico do the right thing and get rid of them so um let's just talk about mexico
25:31versus
25:31yes so all the chat right all the english whinging is about the security around our hotel because you
25:37saw the mexican fans uh before the last time it was drums it was fireworks it was hilarious right but
25:42now the english don't they want to get their beauty sleep so the ring of steel has been put around
25:46the
25:46hotel would you like to see the ring of steel yeah have a release this is the ring of steel
25:50yeah okay
25:50so it's two blokes and then it's one other bloke and then it's three blokes and one one bloke's on
25:57his phone watching mariachi at first sight so no one no no mexican fans will get through that
26:03i bet you there's a burly bus driver too oh yeah that'll turn away um but the altitude is the
26:08other
26:08thing they're whinging about um well that's that actually is a is a factor so just quickly so joe what's
26:14the name of so sarah dawkins did a good thing on the bbc this is her she went to go
26:18for like a long
26:19run in mexico city a british journalist and this is what happened to her to just to prove that how
26:23does it feel running in mexico city's altitude my initial thoughts are it's a lot harder than i
26:29thought i am really out of breath i'm definitely starting to feel a little bit dizzy the only way i
26:35can describe it is like there isn't enough air to get into your lungs right right okay so that's you
26:42know
26:42that's good reporting but have you she should just stop vaping that's the main thing oh no but when
26:48i knew we were going to talk about altitude well i've actually experienced altitude uh when when i
26:53went to peru i went to cusco now mexico city's at 2.2 uh 2 200 meters cusco in peru
26:59is 3 400 meters
27:00my wife spent three days in bed like completely just didn't get up and honestly i didn't realize that
27:06had oxygen in the minibar for five bucks you can get a two liter can of oxygen and when that
27:12wasn't
27:12enough we actually got room service we got a magnum of you really the guy came in and actually gave
27:20her
27:21oxygen he actually came in on a trolley wow uber air so so you know what i do think that
27:28makes it go in
27:28his favour it's because i do think the altitude absolutely will affect them and there's no way you
27:33can i think they're going in early four days is just not enough to acclimatize right because either
27:37you go really early or you go straight like just before the game that doesn't work that doesn't
27:42work no you go straight in you get very sick well well the other thing is you the other way
27:46to do it
27:46is to actually get a bus and and slowly rise slowly get there right okay geez all right well hopefully
27:52they haven't thought of that all right the other one here the other my favorite player at the tournament
27:57thus far is harlan but not that he's the goal screen is great and all of the sort of you
28:01know
28:01whatever but he is just treating like this like a holiday so this is the few this is him
28:09he's just doing the chippendales what's he done in dallas he's like this is like during the
28:14tournament he's like doesn't care just goes out buys cowboy boots buys a cowboy hat then he goes to
28:17las vegas okay just goes to an ice hockey match wow by himself like just goes there standing with
28:22the other thing sees the stanley cup absolutely faint then he goes to new york see and he just goes
28:27to
28:27katsas delhi this guy is having a really good time yep then he went to la and he he dated
28:33the
28:34kardashian i don't think so no no no he did and then you'll never believe he went to space
28:41with the horns he went to space katie perry that's katie perry this guy
28:46and trudeau will be ropeable about absolutely um so let's go who's going to win norway or brazil
28:54i've got a feeling norway might win this joe norway really yeah yeah geez we don't want to play this
29:00tomorrow what do you think uh i think brazil's gonna win and yep and then in the in the big
29:08one
29:08mexico versus the evil empire i reckon mexico's gonna win this i got a terrible feeling yeah that
29:14they're going to do it and they're going to get into the next round who sinking that's all right
29:19yeah yeah it's great um the closer they get to the end and lose the better
29:24you know what that's that's why this guy's the best in the business it'll hurt more if it's
29:44um
29:45you
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