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Love Island (UK) - Season 3 - Episode 41
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00:02here on love island it's been another week of some serious doubting what do you think he thinks
00:10about me being back in a lot of pouting oh my god we look like twins and a ton of
00:16shouting
00:16you've just said you just said you want to be made i don't want to argue with you yes get
00:22ready
00:22to be spoiled rotten with exclusive clips featuring bags ready for this yeah bad behavior
00:28revenge is free in it and barely there are bikinis from the past seven days in paradise i just feel
00:35like we should sack this off now can't be you're saying this it can only be your weekly hot roast
00:40open your mouth
01:01welcome to the weekly hot list a roundup of the last seven days of amorous action and exclusive
01:07moments from the villa all linked by a witty every time sarcastic voiceover they thought of getting
01:14that bloke who does come down with me to have a go but we've already had far too much change
01:18on love
01:19island this week and no one likes change there's been i mean to watch you pack your suitcases and just
01:25leave and i'm here like how does that happen plus oh you actually take them off yeah get them off
01:30come on
01:30wait a second wait a second hurry up not to mention
01:43before we get started i'd like to inform anyone watching this for educational purposes that
01:48tonight's chosen subject matter is history and the class will be led by chris and kem good luck
01:54what have we got you look a bit like anne frank today who's that henry the eighth's wife no it's
01:59not
01:59henry the eighth's wife
02:03as if you don't know who anne frank is who is it is it a um scientist do me a
02:09favor and just find
02:09out who anne frank is it's henry the eighth's wife it's not henry the eighth that's anne boleyn
02:14and who is anne frank then ask someone just tell me it's henry the eighth's wife who's that
02:20anne frank no one actually really knows that no one's ever heard you know anne frankies
02:23oh my god i do she was in the house and she wrote a book because then she got killed
02:28that right isn't it do you know i thought it was henry the eighth's wife
02:31anne frank anne of cleves anne of billy you said you ate gcse yeah history wasn't one of them sweet
02:36pea
02:42when they're not grafting cracking on or sticking it on each other our islanders are a spiritual bunch
02:47earlier in the week gabby had everyone up bright and early for a yoga class they're all pretty good
02:53at the old superman doggy but how would they fare when partnered up and faced with the downward dog
03:08this morning's yoga session is hopefully going to bring some mindfulness and zen into the group
03:15um okay guys position number one the stacked child pose is there three people there yeah we need
03:26someone else okay so one person got down yeah i feel a bit exposed do it like look at look
03:35at myself
03:35i can't use my hands sit on your knees sit on your heels there you go chris is dangerously unflexible
03:42oh my neck my neck my neck my neck my neck my neck my neck sit back onto your heels
03:47huh he's stiffer than johnny's personality no no no no this is gonna break my back no it's not
03:52i'm unflexible no we struggled i'm so the cobra backbend yeah i've got this
04:02yes yes perfect oh my god amber and johnny were sick that's it guys i was so surprised by johnny
04:11i was
04:11literally like you're amazing at this the buddy boat pose in we did it it's such crazy why haven't i
04:19done
04:19this before when i get out of here i'm going to bring out my own line of wax strips i'm
04:23also going to
04:24start yoga classes the double goddess all right yoga is the thing i suck at most hold it hold it
04:35hold it
04:35i'm worried about my lack of flexibility might jeopardize you know mine and tyler's sexual chemistry
04:41double table i think today there's no just go you're really slippery some of them everyone was doing
04:48i was thinking how are you doing that all right this hurts your tries okay hold hold hold so yoga
04:54with
04:54chem today god is a bit of a new one known in five minutes met his girlfriend ten minutes later
05:00and
05:00next thing you know i'm out in the garden in the downward dog position front plank pose easy easy jamie
05:08was surprisingly good at yoga yeah i felt a bit back because quite a lot of the poses involved me
05:13basically
05:14standing on him or something like that three two one go on gab yes
05:34things between tyler and johnny got tense after his outburst at theo during the villa's last week
05:40coupling i'm calling you a belly well johnny might have lost his cool but he gained a catchphrase
05:47bellend go on primark put that on a t-shirt i dare you so here is johnny's guide to getting
05:54dumped by a person you actually really fancy step one the jealous guys
06:01i still get jealous the art of moping about is much underrated sulking in the kitchen is a must do
06:10especially if your arch rival is showing off his supreme athleticism in the garden
06:17i just need someone with a lot more energy all right someone who's going to wear me out a little
06:22bit
06:26run around chasing me one just do stupid immature stuff i just need some more i just feel like i've
06:33not had
06:33that yet step two the moody martyr
06:47if you can have a terrible time when all around you're having a ball then congratulations cutting
06:53your nose off despite your face is a vital tool in your toolbox
07:10come on shake it out shake it out shake it out
07:15why not what's your problem theo has tried it on with me a little bit nothing else has happened nothing
07:21oh and boost the creep factor by spying on your other half in the pool whilst they frolic with your
07:28nemesis
07:34step three the bruised eagle
07:40finally remember it's all about you always always let pride get in the way of a happy loving relationship
07:49step i don't personally don't think about the situation where i've got a guy cracking on
07:52what is he's cracking on why are you not doing it why are you not competing doesn't it i'm absolutely
07:58gutted i'm not gonna lie because i just don't see this going any further like like like it is
08:02i mean what do you what do you want to do i feel like i want to call it a
08:07date
08:09um i was looking for hopefully someone i could fall in love with and leave here and spend at least
08:14a long
08:14time with but i think maybe me and johnny are just wrong for each other because the way we deal
08:18with
08:18things now i'll be honest there are times when i don't understand a thing our islanders are banging
08:36on about this is one of those occasions earlier in the week theo not content with having tied johnny's
08:42head in knots turned his attention to blowing the rest of our islanders minds nice one theo
08:48do you like a riddle no no but they pulled me yeah you ready yeah all right all right what
08:56what's
08:56purple lives on the ground eats rocks
09:04petrol diesel no no no what's purple yeah lives on the ground eats rocks barney
09:10well that's a good guess is it guys wait can you say it again what's purple lives on the ground
09:17and
09:17eats rocks underground on the ground he's not sat in it oh see under see if you don't fit
09:22under a dolphin it's not dolphin oh a platypus good guess but not quite water oh yeah a mole an
09:34eel
09:34a sloth a sloth they're not purple it's petrol oil oil diesel because when diesel leaks it goes
09:43purple then it eats rocks it erodes it you just made that up is it a pokemon octopus is not
09:49quite
09:50he said barney was close i think it's a tv character what eats rocks anyway
09:54okay apart from water please tell us can you turn us now yeah this is this one yeah yes a
10:00purple
10:00rocket monster oh my god that's the most pathetic thing i've ever heard in my life all right i'm
10:05sorry i'm sorry that is ridiculous that is something you do in year four that is ridiculous i'm sorry i'm
10:10not getting involved anymore this is the most stupid thing i've ever heard this is a bit more of a
10:15sciencey kind of like oh yeah okay right this is real legit right so you've got the world might as
10:20you go to
10:21the you go to the north pole yeah you drill a big hole yeah north pole straight through down the
10:25middle yeah down to the south pole yeah okay and you get like a big boulder or something and you
10:31drop it
10:31all right what's going to happen to that black boulder it won't go down gravity no it'll stop it
10:36just get stuck in the middle it's coming from space it'll go back up i think it will create a
10:42pyroclastic
10:43flow hold on hold on is it a vacuum in the middle when you take the thing the earth's not
10:47a vacuum
10:48i just want to know you get a boulder to the north pole can you even get to the north
10:53pole
10:54shall i tell your answer yeah mate you drop the rock you'll get about 10 foot and the purple rocket
10:58monster will eat it you you're better than me oh that is awful so there's like 10 of us here
11:04no one
11:04thought about the purple rocket monster baby oh goody it's time for a break which gives me a few minutes
11:11to
11:11pick out some more exclusive clips for you but before that there's a question i need to ask you
11:17but you don't need to answer what happened next here's a clip of olivia in the bedroom
11:25babe what come here my eyes look a joke in that picture
11:30are you sure what what happened next is it a olivia climbs up the curtain and starts performing aerial
11:42stunts b chris joins olivia and they do a waltz together c alex opens the door giving olivia the
11:50fright of her life i'll reveal the answer after the break see you in a bit
12:06welcome back to your weekly hot list if by some miracle this your first fix of love island where
12:12have you been you're going to love it but be warned it's a little more ish we all know amber's
12:19desperate
12:19to be the center of chem's affections so she turned herself into the thing the little man loves most
12:25himself here's a little exclusive i've been keeping under my hat which is where his hairdo should be
12:32what's the
12:42oh my god we do it like twins we do it like twins
12:58before the break we showed you a clip of olivia in the bedroom and asked you
13:02oh what happens next here's the answer and if you got it wrong i'm not angry i'm just disappointed
13:10you better not off
13:11what happened it was c that serves you right for getting me today you fucker
13:18why would you do that
13:22in just a few short weeks the shy and retiring camilla has gone from butter wouldn't melt in
13:27her mouth wallflower to jamie stuck his tongue in my mouth sex pot it's a big leap and we've seen
13:34it
13:34before most memorably in classic musical greece perhaps our sandy has finally found her danny
14:00so jamie has camilla all hot under the collar
14:04but for the life of us we can't think why i'm a normal woman of course every person would want
14:11to have
14:12i mean look
14:25but it's not all about the looks jamilla part two have got tons in comment
14:32oh jesus that was very impressive oh look at that you were supposed to put it like this or something
14:37what 45 is that yeah that's perfect i hate reading a lot i love getting a good book recommendation
14:45oh hello he's got a book called sapiens that's my favorite book
14:48you read the second one i'm a dance yeah so the future i haven't read that one yet oh it's
14:53all going
14:53so well camilla tell me more tell me more like does he have a car would you give him a
14:58peck on your
14:59birthday yes or no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
15:04no no no no no no no no out of
15:07ten ten ten oh my god that is so amazing news so jamie's got the brains and the brawn and
15:16he's a
15:16dab hand at food porn well if you're into personalised messes and avocado and toast that is oh my god
15:31the way i could show how i was feeling would just be to be like
15:38so in conclusion we've decided that books looks and cooks are all that was needed to release sexy
15:45camilla into the villa and as a side note i think i'm developing a bit of a crush on jamie
15:51myself
15:51there are worse things i could do
16:20now we all know that actions speak louder than words
16:23and words and actions were the order of the day in a game called language of love the rules were
16:29simple the islanders were given some sexy foreign phrases which our couples had to translate and act
16:35it's just a shame that this law are so shy and retiring
16:49not like a snog but do you think it's kiss
16:53oh i'm not trying to kiss you and you wouldn't let me
17:03oh come on
17:05oh come on
17:05you've got to be more like okay sorry
17:07sorry if you know it
17:09no if you know it
17:10Frotto Linares
17:14Frotto Linares guys listen you've got to listen to it's very important frotto Linares
17:34Nassin
17:41I
17:44Know it
17:45I know it
17:45I know it
17:47No copy
17:50Give me a wet willy
17:54I've got a wet willy right now
17:56I shoot my dick's heart
17:58That's German
17:59The dick shaft rub my dick shaft
18:02Gun
18:02Gun
18:03Give me a drop
18:05Come on come on
18:06Just just
18:08Okay, what is that stroke my thick hair
18:15Oh
18:17They've made the ones that sound dirty but they're not dirty
18:19Remember that let's not think dirty the next one's definitely going to be anal
18:26Oh
18:26Back to rear last pantalons
18:29Oh you actually take them off
18:31Yeah get them off come on
18:32Wait a second wait a second
18:33Hurry up
18:34We don't have to do it
18:39Remove my trousers
18:47Don't you just love it when the islanders are relaxing and the production team decide to throw a cat amongst
18:52the pigeons
18:52Well get ready because I've just seen a producer walking towards the villa carrying a massive metaphorical cat
18:59Actually she was just sending a text message
19:02Guys I've got a text
19:04Islanders please gather around the fire pit immediately
19:07Oh my god
19:08Oh my god
19:11Right I've got full bars
19:13Kem on your feet pal
19:22The public have been voting for their favourite islander
19:25The islanders with the fewest votes risk being dumped from the island tonight
19:29The newest arrival Georgia is immune from this vote
19:41In no particular order
19:43The four islanders with the fewest votes are
19:47Amber
19:49Tyler
19:50Johnny
19:52And Olivia
20:01Camilla realising she had her data roaming on for the past six weeks
20:07The two islanders with the fewest votes now have a big decision to make
20:12One of them will be dumped from the island tonight and they must decide between themselves who that is
20:17Oh my god
20:24Not another text it's okay
20:26It's just another message about a special offer from Lucy at Hungry House
20:30The two islanders with the fewest votes who face that decision are
20:37Johnny and Tyler
20:42Johnny and Tyler
20:43And Johnny and Tyler decided to have a quick swim before they made their decision
20:47Not really
20:49Things got worse when Tyler was attacked by a swarm of invisible bees
21:10I don't know
21:12I don't know about you lot
21:16But I'm chopped up here
21:18I'm sure this can't get any more emotional
21:20Someone get this lot
21:21Some rescue remedy
21:31Come on
21:32Come on
21:33Come on
21:34Come on
21:35I can't be alright with this
21:36This is like absolutely outrageous
21:38How are moments I can't leave
21:40You just walk out the door like that
21:41How is that okay
21:42How am I to watch you pack your suitcases and just leave
21:44And I'm here
21:45Like how does that happen
21:48I'm done guys
21:49I haven't cried like this since I watched ET after a couple of shandies
21:54It's been an absolute pleasure knowing all of you
21:58It's been one of the best things I've ever done in my life
22:01But I've done my time here
22:04I've done it to death
22:05This girl's still got a lot more to prove here
22:08And I'm gonna miss you all
22:10But when it's your time, it's your time
22:12And I said I was gonna walk out with a big smile on my face
22:14And I'm gonna
22:15So
22:17We're choosing me to go
22:19Remember all the things we wanted
22:22Kem's waterproof mascara was working wonders
22:26We were always meant to say
22:29Stay here, okay?
22:32I want you to know
22:36That it doesn't matter
22:39The way we take this road
22:43But someone's gotta go
22:48Johnny has left the building
22:50Latest, people
22:50Your Uber's on its way, Johnny
22:53It was never up for discussion
22:55I was never gonna let Tyler walk out the door
22:58It's stupid
22:59I've been in
22:59I've done my time here
23:00I've had a great time
23:01I don't really have any worries
23:02Tyler is a big girl
23:03She can look after herself
23:04I personally am gonna be waiting
23:06And that's it
23:09Here's a clip of Kem minding his own business
23:11Whilst Amber sucks on her water bottle
23:14Please can I have one of those?
23:15I don't know
23:15I don't know
23:16I don't know
23:19I don't know
23:20I don't know
23:22I don't know
23:24I don't know
23:26But what happens next?
23:29Amber spits out the water
23:30And claims she's a living water feature
23:33Amber pours all the water over her head
23:36And asks if she looks like the girl from the ring
23:39C
23:39Amber accidentally hits Kem in the face with the bottle
23:43And bursts out laughing
23:44I'll reveal the answer after the break
23:59Welcome back to the Weekly Hot List
24:02The show jam-packed with tawdry gossip and salacious exclusives
24:07From TV's most iconic self-catering love shack
24:10It's quite the resort
24:12Although Johnny has written a very negative review on TripAdvisor
24:17Not content with being cooler
24:19More charming
24:20And way more handsome than 99% of men on the planet
24:23It turns out our Jamie is also better at standing on his hands
24:27Than most of us are at standing on our feet
24:29Show, show, show, show, show this girl
24:33You're much better than me
24:36Literally not one thing he cannot do
24:38You fucking do that
24:40I definitely can't do that
24:43Guy and attempted
24:44He needs water
24:46Oh
24:47You want a squirt to him?
25:00I'm gonna go and run
25:02Take a moment
25:05Ah
25:05Fuck, man, this is exhausting
25:09Before the break we showed you a clip of Amber sucking on her water bottle while Ken was minding his
25:14own business
25:14But what happened next?
25:17Well, here's the answer just for you and everyone else watching at home
25:26It was C
25:36Sometimes Love Island feels less like a dating show and more like a sitcom friends for example
25:42And Chris and Olivia are our very own Ross and Rachel to prove it
25:46Here's a friends themed roundup of all the most heated moments from the week
25:51Episode one the one where Olivia walks out of a restaurant that hasn't been built yet
25:57I feel like in general like that you don't like that the fact that I'm loud the way that I
26:02say the way that I dress
26:04That's how I feel Chris. I want you to be happy
26:06And if you're telling me like if you're telling me like just when you're around me that you can't be
26:10you then that is fucking shit
26:28Episode two the one where Olivia won't put down her chapstick and they go on a break
26:33It's your this is your choice
26:35You can tell me like
26:38Just tell me brutally like you can you can just be brutal with me
26:42Do you want to just I don't know
26:45Do you want to just I don't know
26:46Take a take a break
26:58Episode three the one where they end their break an argument what rig means
27:03This break hasn't been a break really has it it's not it's been it's been pretty fucking
27:08Pathetic yeah it's not a break is it you are fucking hot
27:11Thank you
27:13Feelings mutual
27:14You've got a great rig and your face is stunning
27:17A great what?
27:18Rig
27:19That means face
27:20What?
27:21A rig's a face
27:22Is it?
27:22Yeah
27:22I thought a rig was a body
27:23Anyway you've got a great chassis anyway
27:25Do you know what I mean?
27:29Thanks
27:32Come here
27:35Episode four the one where they break up and Chris isn't allowed to cry
27:40I just feel like we should suck this off now
27:43Why?
27:44Because I just don't I just I don't think it's what it's over here's gonna work for you
27:47It's definitely definitely not working for me
27:49I can't believe you're saying this
27:53I can't believe you're even all that's even come out of your mouth
27:56I'm sorry, but I think it's better both of us
27:59And don't cry again because that's the whole reason we're in this situation
28:05Episode five
28:06The one where Olivia keeps her sunglasses on the entire argument
28:10You haven't just snapped and been nasty
28:12You snapped and told me you didn't want to fucking be with me
28:14Oh my god Chris
28:15They're snapping and then there's that
28:17People say shit when they're angry
28:19That's a lot of shit
28:20But you all the fucking shit that comes out of your mouth all the time Chris
28:23The horrible stuff you say
28:24And you say you don't mean it
28:26Why is it okay for you to say it's mean stuff
28:28And I'm stupid and everything else
28:31And it's a joke
28:31I'm not saying please stop shouting
28:32Well conversation's done then
28:35Don't worry
28:35I'll be there for you
28:37Providing you don't need to borrow money
28:39Or sleep on my sofa bed
28:45Time now for another hot list exclusive
28:47We all know Kem is pretty good at holding his breath
28:50He spends half of his time underneath the covers
28:53But could he hold it for longer than an international underwear model?
28:57I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you
28:59Alright guys
29:00Me and Jamie are going to do a competition
29:02Who can stay on the walk the longest
29:03I want everyone to just check no one's cheeks
29:05Because sometimes people put their way up like that
29:07Yeah
29:07Yeah I know
29:08Three
29:10But you've got to face the girls alright
29:12Three
29:12Two
29:13One
29:13Don't do anything stupid Kem
29:18He's going to open
29:19When he comes up you go down
29:21Obviously
29:25He caught him
29:26He caught him
29:29He couldn't even stay
29:40As we all know
29:42Love Island is a competition
29:43All of our Islanders are in it to win it
29:45And hopefully to get a little rumpy pumpy along the way
29:48But some of them in there are more competitive than others
29:52Aren't they Kem?
29:53The most competitive island in the villa has to be me
29:56Anything you can do I can do better
29:59J'ai un Pablo
30:00I can do anything better than you
30:03Someone's run a mile in five seconds
30:05He's run it in two
30:07I'm the quickest in this villa
30:10Bring me back to that dirt track I'll race him
30:12A lot of people brag about stuff in here
30:15Don't get me wrong I've said a couple of words but I think I'm quite humble
30:18Anything you can be I can be greater
30:21Why is he gold middle?
30:23Not he could have been silver
30:24He could have been bronze
30:25He could have been anything
30:26Yeah
30:27But he had his gold
30:28Yeah but he weren't second in Essex
30:29Year 9 and 10 though was he?
30:31No
30:31No he weren't exactly
30:32Sooner or later I'm greater than you
30:35Volleyball did get the better of me
30:37Got a little bit competitive there
30:38I had to square up to Theo
30:39Are you ready for this?
30:40Yeah you
30:40I don't want to hurt you or anything
30:42No you're not
30:43Yes I am
30:43When Jamie had to pick people to go and do volleyball
30:47I've never seen anyone react so crazy in my life
30:50You probably heard I was Essex champion three years on the trot
30:53Obviously we've got our young lady very athletic
30:55Look at the legs look at the body look at the arms
30:57No you're not
30:58Yes I am
30:58My competitive side has come out a couple of times and I've tried to keep it tame
31:02I will do what I have to do to win and so all of you
31:05This is a fight this is a war
31:06I am the most competitive but I get things done
31:09No you're not
31:09Ain't getting nervous
31:11I ain't getting nervous
31:12Yes I am
31:12Yes I am
31:14If you've achieved a few things sometimes you've got to talk about it
31:16I can do a bit of DJing innit
31:18Probably would have been a model if I was taller
31:20Blah
31:20But I don't really brag
31:28Hang on a second
31:31Kim's not the only one with a competitive streak
31:33Is he Amber?
31:35I won't say Alfie Queen in my graduation
31:37Did you?
31:38I won't vote for it
31:49During the week the islanders were asked to gather round the fire so they could get to know each other
31:54a little better
31:55As if it's week six those days are long gone cut to the driveway and two people who look exactly
32:03like Mike and Sam were making their way into the villa
32:09It's not seeing a ghost
32:10Oh my god of course
32:13Well well well guess he's back back again
32:19Oh my god, it's so good to see you
32:23What's that saying? A second crack of the whip
32:25Is that right?
32:27I think so, yeah
32:27Hi, mate
32:28No, bro, alright
32:31Dick Sand is back in the building
32:34On the exact same day that Chris and I broke up
32:38The Dick Sand's back, Amber
32:39The Dick Sand
32:41So Mike and Sam were back
32:43But did they have a game plan?
32:45Is the Pope a Catholic?
32:46We've got a few options which plays in our favour
32:48If everybody was single
32:51I'd still go for them two
32:52Children like Tyler
32:54Fact
32:54Well, what are you saying about Liv?
32:56She let me on
32:56So what are you saying now if she puts it on you?
32:59Or if she tries to put it on you?
33:01If she tries to put it on me
33:04I might just
33:07Get a little bit of revenge
33:11Revenge is sweet, isn't it?
33:14Yeah, yeah, yeah
33:14You know what I mean?
33:15So the swarthy outlaw Mike had ridden back into town in search of revenge
33:19It's just like in a rootin' tootin' cowboy film
33:23So saddle up for
33:24The good
33:25The bad
33:27And the muggly
33:28With Sam content on grafting away at Georgia and Tyler
33:32Mike had bigger plans
33:34And Olivia was making all the right moves
33:37To ensure his revenge would be very sweet indeed
33:41Can you pass me a mug, please, Mike?
33:46We actually didn't do that on purpose, but I swear to God
33:49Now that he was back on the ranch
33:51It was only a matter of time before cowboy Mike wound up in a showdown
33:56Not at high noon, though
33:57That's prime sunbathing time
33:59Yeah, I've come back in
34:01In a good mood, definitely
34:03Yeah, you seem different
34:04Do I?
34:05Yeah
34:06In what way?
34:06You just seem a lot more relaxed
34:08Yeah
34:08Oh, I am
34:11I ain't an idiot
34:12I ain't fucking stupid
34:14She played me before
34:15So
34:17She is not getting grafted on by me
34:18Fact
34:20I'm not a mug
34:21Right, though
34:23Not wanting to be a lone ranger again
34:25Outlaw Mike was doing his darndest to become a wanted man in the eyes of Georgia and Tyler
34:31You and Tyler as well
34:33You're both naturally like the best looking girls, isn't it?
34:35Do you really think?
34:36I think so, yeah
34:37Definitely
34:37Thank you, I appreciate that
34:39You're welcome
34:41I'd say to you now, you're the best looking girl, innit?
34:43Definitely
34:43I don't know about that, but yeah
34:45I think you do, I think you know
34:46In fact, do you think I know?
34:48I don't think you're beginning, but
34:49Oh, no
34:50I think you definitely know you're up there
34:51After rounding up a fine posse of potential new riding partners
34:55Olivia was pretty much offering to let Mike show her his sheriff's badge
34:59How do you feel, like, about, like
35:01Apart from, like, what was happening last time
35:03Like, do you still feel like
35:06There could be something there?
35:10It depends how you are with me
35:12Yeah
35:13Like
35:15If you
35:16Kind of
35:17Prove me wrong
35:18Yeah
35:18Well, not prove me wrong, but, like
35:20They give you something to work with
35:21Yeah
35:22Because, like
35:23Didn't have that last time
35:24Didn't have nothing
35:25I know
35:26I know
35:26So
35:27Noted
35:28Noted, yeah
35:29Noted
35:32We're just having a chat
35:33I think
35:33You know
35:34She's saying, like, her and Chris are done
35:35But, like, I just
35:36Can't trust the girl
35:38I see what happened last time
35:39And even though they ain't together
35:41And they ain't fucking
35:43Spoke much
35:44They don't mean nothing
35:45Like
35:45I can't have that
35:47No love triangles again
35:49Fuck that
35:50Revenge is free, isn't it?
35:52So would Magic Mike get Olivia under his spell
35:55Or would she mug him off all over again
35:59To be continued
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36:57Welcome back to the Weekly Hot List
36:59Like Mike and Sam, we're back
37:01And we've got a game plan
37:02To bring you the best in outrageous action
37:05And unseen extras from Spain's most erogenous zone
37:10I think it's a good time to check in with Olivia and Chris
37:13To see how they're doing
37:14Now, we all know Mike is handsome
37:17But what Olivia's always had with Chris is great bants
37:21Take it away, you two
37:27Yep, any minute now
37:32They're just warming up
37:37Guys, some bants
37:39I promise bants
37:44Oh well
37:46At the end of the week
37:48The Islanders received a text
37:49Telling them to gather round the fire pit
37:51Which normally means one of three things
37:54A dumping
37:55A recoupling
37:56Or someone wants to bitch about someone else
37:59Standing in the kitchen
38:00On this occasion
38:01It was a recoupling
38:02And it was the turn of the girls
38:04To pick their boys
38:05Up first was Camilla
38:07And we all know which way
38:09Inclined she was
38:11I would like to couple up with this boy
38:14Because I've had a smile on my face
38:16Since he walked through the door
38:17His charm and charisma
38:18Bring out the best in everyone around him
38:20Including me
38:21Jamie
38:29Montana was up next
38:31I would like to couple up with this boy
38:33Because he is gorgeous
38:35And very thoughtful
38:36Which in my experience
38:37Is a very rare thing
38:45Alex
38:46Gabby was next up
38:48And surprisingly picked
38:49Myself
39:02Amber decided to reunite Kemba's members
39:06I would like to finally couple up with this boy
39:09Because everything has just simply fallen into place for us
39:13Cam
39:13Yes
39:14Time is there
39:15Woo!
39:16Woo!
39:17Woo!
39:18Woo!
39:19Woo!
39:21Woo!
39:22You guys are here
39:23Oh, this is grim
39:27This is grim
39:28Everyone in the villa knows my head has been a mess for weeks
39:32And it would be crazy to carry on that way
39:37Relationships are about compatibility
39:38But I do think compatibility can show itself in many different ways
39:44I really have no idea how this is going to play out
39:49But I have to go with my gut on this decision
39:55So the boy I want to couple up with is
39:59Chris
40:03You
40:04No
40:08Oh my god
40:11Liv that speech was not fun
40:14That was not funny
40:18It was kind of funny
40:20Next up was Tyler
40:21Who decided it was only appropriate to use full names
40:25So I would like to couple up with this boy
40:27Because I'm excited to find out a lot more about them
40:32And to see where things go
40:34Michael
40:39Last up was Georgia
40:40Who had to decide between Sam and Theo
40:42Meaning one of them would be leaving the villa
40:45I would like to couple up with this boy because
40:50It's been absolutely amazing getting to know him
40:55And I just really am excited to see where it could progress
41:00Sam
41:15Which meant it was bye to Theo who took it upon himself to clear the air in his own unique
41:21way
41:21All right then guys
41:22All right
41:22It's been a wicked wicked nine or ten days
41:25I've lost count now
41:26You will be brilliant
41:28I know I offended everyone on the way
41:32I know I have
41:33I offended anyone to your face and behind your back
41:37In my defense you deserved it
41:39All right
41:41So for this last part I just want to raise my can of beer
41:45All right
41:46So guys raise your hands up
41:49To honour
41:50To honour
41:51To get in honour
41:52To get in honour
41:53To stay in honour
41:54To stay in honour
42:15To pace
42:16No wonder you never won a medal
42:21After recouplings
42:22Devastating dumpings
42:24And old faces making a dramatic return
42:26I'd say this week has taken the biscuit
42:29Swallowed the biscuit
42:30Then spat the biscuit right in the face of our islanders
42:33But what more could possibly be in store for our couples
42:37Will Olivia and Chris have another week with more break points than Wimbledon
42:41Will Montana and Alex stay all loved up now they're official
42:45Will Danny and Sandy
42:47I mean Camilla and Jamie
42:49Continue to reach new summer heights
42:51Will Gabby and Marcel just get married already
42:54Please
42:56Will Sam be able to take a trip to Georgia's Deep South
43:00Will Magic Mike get his wand out for Tyler
43:03Oh I've missed calling him that
43:05And will Amber do us all a favour
43:08And tell Ken to get a haircut
43:12You know I always like to end the show with a little exclusive to get your tongues wagging
43:17Enjoy you lots
43:18Oh my God what a crisp
43:20What the fuck
43:22Is it dead?
43:24Creeking
43:25No I told you
43:30Drop it in his mouth
43:31Drop it in his mouth
43:32A day to eat it
43:36See I would put that in my mouth
43:38It would not bother me
43:38Georgia put it in your mouth
43:39Go on give me it
43:41Go on put it in your mouth
43:42I'll touch it
43:42I'll touch it
43:43Put it in your mouth
43:44Please
43:44I'll open your mouth
43:45Everyone
43:46Do you want to put it in your mouth
43:47I'll open your mouth
43:48Go on you
43:49Go on you
43:57That's it for this week
43:58Good night
44:01Don't forget the vote is still open for your favourite couple
44:05Go to the app now to have your say
44:08Is it
44:10Alex and Montana
44:11Chris and Olivia
44:13Jamie and Camilla
44:15Jamie and Camilla
44:16Cam and Amber
44:17Marcel and Gabby
44:19Mike and Tyler
44:21Or Sam and Georgia
44:24You get two votes in total
44:26And you have until 9.45pm tomorrow
44:29To cast your first vote
44:32You'll then have another chance to vote at the end of tomorrow night's show
44:35All votes cars will be added together
44:38And those with the fewest votes risk being dumped from the island
44:43You'll find out who leaves on Monday nights
44:48Voting is free via the app and available on iOS and Android devices
45:21Voting is free via the app and available on iOS and Android devices
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