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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:02Lion, you truly are the undeniable king of golf.
00:00:06I'm sorry we saved your daughter, but your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:00:10I was chasing trophies and wins.
00:00:12I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:00:14Eleanor got a spot in the prestigious arts academy.
00:00:18But you're too poor!
00:00:19Tuition, 70k a year.
00:00:22If there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:00:25I buried the man I used to be.
00:00:27It's time to bring the lion back.
00:00:29This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:00:33Lion, unleash your victorious roar to the world.
00:00:36The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
00:00:38An unranked opportunist doesn't deserve to golf with pros.
00:00:43I just want to be by your side.
00:00:46It's what you get for going against me!
00:00:47The roaring lion has returned!
00:00:51Look alive, boys.
00:00:53I'm still in play.
00:01:02Lion, you truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:06I'm sorry we saved your daughter, but your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:10I was chasing trophies and wins.
00:01:12I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:01:14Eleanor got a spot in the prestigious arts academy.
00:01:18But you're too poor!
00:01:19Tuition, 70k a year.
00:01:22If there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:01:25I buried the man I used to be.
00:01:27It's time to bring the lion back.
00:01:29This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:01:33Lion, unleash your victorious roar to the world.
00:01:35The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
00:01:39An unranked opportunist doesn't deserve to golf with pros.
00:01:43I just want to be by your side.
00:01:46It's what you get for going against me!
00:01:48The roaring lion has returned!
00:01:51Look alive, boys.
00:01:53I'm still in play.
00:02:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:02:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:02:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:02:14Oh, shit!
00:02:38I can take that back.
00:02:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:02:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:02:48Congratulations, my friend.
00:02:50Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:02:52No, you truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:02:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:02:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:03:02I have to get to the hospital.
00:03:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:03:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:03:07Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:03:09Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:03:10I'm so sorry.
00:03:13I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:03:19I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:03:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:03:28Claire, my wife.
00:03:30Yes.
00:03:32No, come on.
00:03:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:03:37Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:03:47To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:03:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:03:57Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:04:01Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:04:16I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:04:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:04:24I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:04:36Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:04:40Are you sure?
00:04:42If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:04:46Lion, you'll go broke.
00:05:04Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:05:09We look just like the pros.
00:05:11Hey buddy, go fetch my ball.
00:05:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:05:24There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:05:30You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:05:35That's enough!
00:05:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:05:54Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:06:00You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:06:10Let me handle it.
00:06:14See? Even the help knows its place.
00:06:16You've got to trash. You should do anything for a buck.
00:06:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:06:20I bet he will.
00:06:21I bet he will!
00:06:38Your form is sloppy. Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:06:46Throw them out.
00:06:50Hey, hey, hey! Don't touch me! Hey!
00:06:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:07:00Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:07:05He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole. Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:07:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the US Open?
00:07:16Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:07:19I'm sorry. I don't play golf. I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:07:26I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:07:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:07:47Hey, Bobby. Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:07:53I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer. I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow
00:08:00up.
00:08:08Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:08:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher. You need to come to the school now.
00:08:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:08:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:08:32Hey!
00:08:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:08:42Oh, God.
00:08:43It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:08:46What a small world.
00:08:48My daddy is not a loser.
00:08:50He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:08:53That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:08:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:09:02Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:09:06But you're too poor. Only my daddy can afford it.
00:09:09Yeah, guess what? Tuition, 70k a year.
00:09:15And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:09:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:09:22Daddy is 70 grand a lot. I don't need it. I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:09:34I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter. But now I am such a bad father.
00:09:41This kid is obviously a bully. And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot. And you
00:09:48let it happen.
00:09:49Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:09:52Then you suspend her.
00:09:55I...
00:09:56Hey.
00:10:06Look, you piece of trash. There is 10k. Forget about art school. Art and golf, the finer things in life,
00:10:16are for the wealthy.
00:10:18It's not my fault. You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:10:27Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:10:31See? I told you so.
00:10:34Wait, Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:10:37Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:10:44to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:10:51Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:10:52No.
00:10:54I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll give my spot to Rosa. I'll be a good kid. I don't want to cause you
00:11:00any trouble.
00:11:02No, sweetie. I'm sorry. And don't worry. Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:11:15I buried the man I used to be. But now my daughter needs him. It's time to bring the lion
00:11:20back.
00:11:37Gabriel. Get my clubs. I'm back.
00:12:01Sis, qualifying match next week. Woo! I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:12:10Jake, you're our best shot. With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's
00:12:15boss.
00:12:16They've been trying to buy us out for years now. If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane,
00:12:20I would've...
00:12:20Jake is young and talented. Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:12:24It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:12:29If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:12:33Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:12:36Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:12:38What? Shut up.
00:12:40Two yards.
00:12:44What?
00:12:49What do you mean two yards?
00:12:51His grip's weak. Ball's gonna fade. Two yards to the right.
00:12:56Shut up, dude. You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in. Why don't you quit playing coach and get
00:13:01back to your real job?
00:13:03I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:13:05Ignore him, okay? Jake's always been a straight shooter. He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:13:11You guys really don't see this?
00:13:14I guess that makes sense. This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:13:20Well, tell me. What do you see?
00:13:292.13 yards to be exact.
00:13:32And he needs to finish his rotation. If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:13:36Jake is a pro golfer. He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:13:40What do you know?
00:13:41How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:13:44You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:13:52Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:13:55But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:14:142.13 yards to be exact.
00:14:22Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:14:24Nothing. What's up with you guys? So distracted, I hooked it right.
00:14:28Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:14:31This...
00:14:31Come on, man.
00:14:36Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:14:40Come on, man. Let go.
00:14:42You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:14:44You know how valuable my hand is?
00:14:46Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:14:49I was right.
00:14:50He's more talented than he seems.
00:14:52Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:14:55Please get your wrist checked.
00:14:56It'll just take a moment.
00:14:57Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:15:00This guy's a rookie.
00:15:01Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:15:04I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:15:06No. No.
00:15:08I believe him.
00:15:09And he makes a good point.
00:15:11He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:15:15Seriously?
00:15:16He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:15:19Yeah. He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:15:21A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:15:23I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:15:38Who's this asshole?
00:15:40Tyler Carter.
00:15:41Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:15:43Most recent world champion.
00:15:46And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:15:52It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:15:58Ready?
00:16:02So he's here to start shit.
00:16:04Yeah. Got it.
00:16:06Good job, baby.
00:16:07Oh my gosh.
00:16:10Look who it is.
00:16:13Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:16:16Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:16:19Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:16:21You're not welcome here.
00:16:23Leave.
00:16:25Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:16:28Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:16:30You watch your fucking mouth. How about that?
00:16:32Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:16:39God.
00:16:40It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:16:44Look, we both know you're not gonna win.
00:16:47It's just not possible.
00:16:49Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:16:51You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:16:55Mm-hmm.
00:16:56We can all go home happy.
00:16:58All you gotta do is sign the deal. It's all yours, baby.
00:17:02Never.
00:17:05August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:17:08My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:17:11Okay. Option two.
00:17:13You put this on.
00:17:16You show me a good time tonight.
00:17:18I'll cut you a good deal.
00:17:20Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:17:23You and me, let's go at it. Sudden death match.
00:17:26Lose your backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:17:30So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:17:33He's an idiot.
00:17:36Fine. But you better not be all bark.
00:17:39You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:17:49Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:17:51Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:17:54Can I have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:17:55He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:17:57And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:17:59You won't win.
00:18:00Shut up! You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:18:03You don't tell me what to do.
00:18:06Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:18:20You see that?
00:18:23302 yards, mid fairway.
00:18:25And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:18:29Show him, Jake.
00:18:32That stance, it's too low.
00:18:35That ball's going off course.
00:18:37What did you just say?
00:18:38I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:18:40Will you quit the yapping?
00:18:41You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:18:45I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:18:46Don't backseat it.
00:18:58Hopeless.
00:18:59What an idiot.
00:19:00Oh my gosh.
00:19:032.13 in the rough?
00:19:05Oh my god.
00:19:06My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:19:25If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:19:28Time for a little help.
00:19:33Gramps, what the fuck are you doing with that rock?
00:19:35You better not mess with Jake.
00:19:36This is serious.
00:19:37Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:19:55Holy shit.
00:19:57Ha ha!
00:19:58Let's go!
00:19:59That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:20:02Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:20:03A rock can't change the club angle.
00:20:05Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:20:09Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:20:12Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:20:24Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:20:26With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:20:28Come on, Jake.
00:20:29You gotta pull through.
00:20:36Thanks, doll.
00:20:41Ready or not.
00:20:44Here I come!
00:20:46Hey!
00:20:47Jake!
00:20:49Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:20:52He was standing right here.
00:20:54You knew that.
00:20:55You did that on purpose.
00:20:56It's against the rules.
00:20:58Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:21:00Doing this casual.
00:21:01There's no need for rules.
00:21:03I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:21:05There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:21:07Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:21:13A torn ligament?
00:21:15Must have been strained for a long time.
00:21:18Everything Bobby said came true.
00:21:20Who is he, really?
00:21:23Okay, you can't play like this.
00:21:24I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:21:25No.
00:21:26I can keep going.
00:21:27I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:21:33August Golf Club,
00:21:34it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:21:36I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:21:41It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:21:44If I find you in my bed tonight, naked,
00:21:46I might let you keep your club.
00:21:47What the fuck did you say?
00:21:49Watch this bitch.
00:21:49Watch this bitch.
00:21:53Wow.
00:21:55Is that the best you got?
00:21:57I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:22:09Jake's already three strokes in.
00:22:10He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:22:12But his wrist...
00:22:13Will you stop?
00:22:15As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:22:18No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:22:23You're still powering through?
00:22:25Why don't I help you with that?
00:22:30That's enough!
00:22:36I'll take it from here.
00:22:40Are you back off?
00:22:41This is a gentleman's sport.
00:22:43Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:22:45Jake, that's enough.
00:22:47Step down.
00:22:47If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:22:50Let Bobby take over.
00:22:54Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:22:56You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:22:59What?
00:23:01Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:23:06You got some balls.
00:23:07I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:23:11You better not let it get into your head.
00:23:17This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:23:28This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:23:33And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:23:35Just look at yourself, covered in filth, carrying around a burden.
00:23:41You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:23:46Excuse me, sir.
00:23:48Don't mind him.
00:23:50He's an asshole.
00:23:51I'm Mia.
00:23:53I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:23:56And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:24:18Is that your wife?
00:24:20You should have brought her with you.
00:24:21Bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:24:25A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:24:29The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:24:34That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:24:39front of her grave.
00:24:39I'm begging.
00:24:40The only one begging is gonna be you, pal.
00:24:43Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:24:45You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:24:48And, the loser's gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:24:54Deal.
00:24:56You better keep your word.
00:25:11This guy's putting on a blindfold. Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:25:14We're screwed.
00:25:15No clue this groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for August.
00:25:19You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:25:23Humidity, sixty percent.
00:25:25Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:25:36Please clear the water.
00:25:38Forget about the hole.
00:25:39You won't even make it over the water.
00:25:41I win.
00:25:55What the fuck?
00:25:58What the fuck?
00:26:00Is he about to perform a miracle? There's no way.
00:26:02It's a trick shot. You can't control where it lands.
00:26:09What the fuck?
00:26:10What the fuck?
00:26:11What the fuck?
00:26:11I split the water and skipped it in the hole.
00:26:13What?
00:26:14But how?
00:26:15It's a miracle.
00:26:16Am I dreaming?
00:26:17Did we actually beat the Gold Hills bastards?
00:26:19This is impossible.
00:26:21There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:26:25Impossible?
00:26:26That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:26:29No.
00:26:29Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:26:32Even Kane.
00:26:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:26:42Is he?
00:26:43A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:26:46Who are you?
00:26:50Who are you?
00:26:51Me?
00:26:52I'm a nobody.
00:26:53I'm a gardener.
00:26:54He just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:26:56I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:27:00Yes.
00:27:00Of course.
00:27:01You just saved August Golf Club.
00:27:03We, of course, will welcome you.
00:27:04Mia.
00:27:05This qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:27:08Can't leave it with this guy?
00:27:10Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:27:12I mean, Mia, please.
00:27:12We should reconsider.
00:27:13Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:27:16I mean...
00:27:16How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:27:18If he was really that talented,
00:27:20why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:27:22All things he could be doing.
00:27:23Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier,
00:27:27we'd be laughed out.
00:27:28Okay, silence, all of you.
00:27:30I believe in Bobby.
00:27:32And he's our only hope now.
00:27:34Hey, Bobby.
00:27:35I got cash.
00:27:36Hot babes.
00:27:38You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:27:41I got anything you could ever want.
00:27:43I can't pay you cash or an advancement,
00:27:46but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club.
00:27:50If you'll still have us.
00:27:51I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:27:55Every check you get's gonna bounce.
00:27:57Come on.
00:27:57Don't be stupid.
00:27:59Just give me the word, it's all yours.
00:28:05Tuition, 70k a year.
00:28:15I just mowed the lawn.
00:28:16I don't need much in life.
00:28:22I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:28:26My heart's racing.
00:28:28What's going on?
00:28:30You old bastard.
00:28:32You're gonna regret this.
00:28:34Hey!
00:28:35Aren't you forgetting something?
00:28:37What are you talking about?
00:28:38Our bet.
00:28:39You're forfeiting, right?
00:28:41My brother, Kane Carter.
00:28:43He's the grand champ.
00:28:44Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:28:47It doesn't matter who it is.
00:28:49A bet's a bet.
00:28:55Baby, help!
00:28:56You bastard!
00:28:58You're gonna regret this!
00:28:59Men honor their words.
00:29:01Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:29:05What are you, little boy?
00:29:06You motherfucker!
00:29:07Mark my words!
00:29:09You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:29:11Come on, girls.
00:29:21You lost to a ground speaker?
00:29:24A loser who picks up balls?
00:29:27It was a fluke.
00:29:29If you just give me another chance, I'll do-
00:29:33Useless!
00:29:33The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:29:36You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:29:49I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:29:53But, it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:29:58I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:30:01You still think about him?
00:30:07I don't know.
00:30:09Do you want me to still think about him?
00:30:26Come on.
00:30:28Come on, where?
00:30:29Where?
00:30:29We're leaving.
00:30:33You're drunk.
00:30:35I'm taking you home.
00:30:38Party pooper.
00:30:40Such a gentleman.
00:30:45I'm so thirsty.
00:30:47I'll get you some water.
00:31:10The Golden Hill Club
00:31:15The Golden Hill Club
00:31:18I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:31:29Mia, you're drunk.
00:31:32Are you sure this is what you want?
00:31:34Mm-hmm.
00:32:11I had a lot of fun last night.
00:32:17I had fun, too.
00:32:19A lot of fun.
00:32:24Good afternoon.
00:32:26My name is Joanna Wilson,
00:32:29vice president of the USGA.
00:32:31On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:32:34I'd like to welcome you all
00:32:36to the US Open Press Conference.
00:32:43Fifty players with the top all-time rankings
00:32:46will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:32:49But this year,
00:32:50we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:32:52with something special.
00:32:55This AI-powered golf ball
00:32:58can scan your swing ID
00:33:00and match to your rank.
00:33:03Now, who's up first?
00:33:07It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:33:10I guess you losers ought to pack up
00:33:12and get going.
00:33:18Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:33:20Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:33:22Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:33:24You think you'll beat us all?
00:33:25Be my guest.
00:33:27Okay.
00:33:28Let's write down
00:33:29what is a fun measure of that, baby.
00:33:47Nice, man.
00:33:47Looks like we're locked in.
00:33:48Absolutely we are.
00:33:50It's done.
00:33:51Enough wasting my time.
00:33:52By the way,
00:33:54only reason I let you two go first
00:33:56so that everybody here
00:33:57is aware of how underranked you are.
00:34:04This is a press conference,
00:34:06not a dumpster.
00:34:07What are you doing here?
00:34:09You're an amateur, buddy.
00:34:10You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:34:12Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:34:14Okay.
00:34:16Okay.
00:34:18Sit back.
00:34:19You'll see my rank.
00:34:21Hey, get this.
00:34:22I want a close-up on his face
00:34:24while I crush him on my heel.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:29I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:34I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:39I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:44I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:45I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:47I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:49I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:50I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:52I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:52I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:53I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:54I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:56I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:57I want a close-up on his face.
00:34:59beast? Pretty much. Don't cry though. It's okay. You may lose me, but all of you are better than
00:35:07him. You know what's sad, Mia? The best you've got is dead last. You know what, Tyler? Shut up.
00:35:14August is not going to be dead last. Just mark my words. Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:35:19He's ranked 15th. He's a nobody. Wow. That's something coming from the gardener. Do you even
00:35:27know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.? Gardner, the August golf club sent their groundskeeper
00:35:33to the U.S. Open. The hell? Yeah, she sure did. I think you should be disqualified. All in favor,
00:35:38raise your hand. Golfers are forged from hard work and talent. Everyone deserves a shot. The only
00:35:46insult here is your elitist attitude. That's cute. August golf course owner cracked the press conference
00:35:51to throw a tantrum. And she did. Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt. Okay, that is not what
00:35:58is
00:35:58happening here. Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:36:19I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:36:23What do you think you're doing? Ice here, kid. You're not going to want to miss this.
00:36:35This is my rating.
00:36:53Six years ago, you retired. Vanished without a trace. Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:37:04Talented golfers, they've come and gone. Cain was crowned the new king of golf. He's nothing
00:37:12compared to you and your peak. Mr. Hale, you have to see this. We got a ping on the golden
00:37:18scanner. The all time number one. I guess he couldn't wait. To celebrate your comeback. I'm
00:37:30going to return all your trophies to you. Take these. Let's go. I'm a champ.
00:37:39What? Why is his ranking locked? According to the Govers Association rules,
00:37:45only the top 10 golfers in the nation have their rank locked. That means he's one of the top 10
00:37:50golfers in the U.S. No, that can't be right. Well, there you have it, folks. Cold hard facts.
00:37:57I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark and no bites.
00:38:05Quickly to the press conference and bring the trophies. All of them. I want the world to know
00:38:12that the roaring lion has returned. Wait. There's an explanation for this. He's not a pro
00:38:21golfer, so he's probably not even registered. Yeah, that explains it. How would a failing club
00:38:26like the August have a top 10 player with him? Well, if I'm just an amateur and you lost to
00:38:32me,
00:38:33what does that make you? Getting pretty cocky over there, buddy. You know the Golden Hills created
00:38:38this AI system. We have the right to unlock it. If you get on your knees right now, I might
00:38:44let you
00:38:45go. Don't take my generosity for granted. Well, go ahead. Unlock it. I'm not going to stop you
00:38:50from humiliating yourself. Go, boys. You're going to regret that. Get ready, folks. This little clown's
00:38:57about to give us a strip show. What? He's not just in the top 10. He's the best in the
00:39:14country.
00:39:15That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane. How? Could it be?
00:39:24No, that can't be right. There's got to be a glitch in the system. He's got a point.
00:39:29Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves? No way. Thank goodness. You almost
00:39:34ruined our association's reputation. You just had one lucky stroke. You thought you could fool me,
00:39:40you little bitch. This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you. Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:45That's not up to you. That's up to the Golfers Association. Miss Wilson, as the vice president
00:39:52of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination. Tyler, should I throw out the
00:39:58riffraff? I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make. You're on their side?
00:40:07Oh, don't act shocked. It's called networking, sweetheart. I know your little backwater club
00:40:13don't even know what that is. I think we should get them out of here. An unranked opportunist like
00:40:20yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler. On behalf of the Golfers Association,
00:40:27I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open. You bastards. I'm reporting you to the president of the
00:40:34association. Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism. The chairman? That old man is busy
00:40:40drinking tea in his office. Don't bother him with your petty drama. Empetism's a big word for you,
00:40:46man. You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club? He's got better things to do,
00:40:52sweetheart. Boys, get them out of here. I'm sick of seeing their faces. Make sure they're gone. I
00:41:12hands off. That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyon. No one's ever seen it. Why did he
00:41:21bring it today? The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam
00:41:29trophies. And there's multiple? Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here? I'm here to remind everyone
00:41:36that the Open is run by the Golfers Association, not Golden Hills. Mr. Chairman, these two crashed
00:41:45the press conference. I'm just throwing out the trash. The trash? How dare you? Do you have no idea
00:41:57who he is? Are you serious right now? You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:42:03Oh, my goodness. Who gave you permission to speak? He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:42:12Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system. He's not even in the rankings. He's a nobody. A nobody.
00:42:20So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you? All these trophies belong to him.
00:42:27That's impossible. He's done the impossible. Time and time again. All these trophies belong
00:42:34to him and to him alone. He is the Legendary Golfer.
00:42:45The Legendary Golfer. Sir, I need to talk to you in private.
00:42:53What is it? What is he hiding from me?
00:42:58Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret. Eleanor's still young, and I don't
00:43:05want the press hounding her.
00:43:07I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should
00:43:14have been by your side. I promise I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:43:24I've been waiting for this moment for so long. I understand. I can keep your secret.
00:43:31Thanks.
00:43:33Here we go.
00:43:38After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:43:47Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local
00:43:53qualifier and then immediately go into the final qualifier.
00:43:59Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:44:07What?
00:44:08I'm the highest ranked person here. We don't need some AI system to prove that, and you have
00:44:13no right to disqualify me.
00:44:16I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open. I do have that
00:44:22right.
00:44:23You old bastard. You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:44:27over this nobody?
00:44:28Enough. You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:44:36You have no authority here.
00:44:40Take them out of the better.
00:44:42You can't do this. You can't do this.
00:44:43You reckless bastard!
00:44:44As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:44:54You're fired.
00:44:55You can't fire me!
00:44:56I am the vice president!
00:44:59You can't fucking fire me, you bastard!
00:45:05I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neurochip implant.
00:45:10Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:45:15Just watch out.
00:45:17I wouldn't worry about that.
00:45:18I chose to come back.
00:45:20I'm ready for anything.
00:45:22Come what may.
00:45:35All right.
00:45:37You can open your eyes.
00:45:40I need no help.
00:45:46So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:45:48I don't know.
00:45:50But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:45:59Daddy, is this all for me?
00:46:02It's just like my drawing.
00:46:03Yep, it's all yours, sweetie.
00:46:09Oh, I can't forget this.
00:46:17Perfect.
00:46:19My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:46:23Yes.
00:46:43Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:46:49Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:46:52Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:46:57This is my lucky bracelet.
00:46:59I made it at school.
00:47:01Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:47:04Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:47:08I'll be cheering for you.
00:47:10And I know Mommy will too.
00:47:11I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:47:15But it looks like she knew all along.
00:47:19Thank you, sweetie.
00:47:22I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:47:30Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open,
00:47:34which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:47:37Today is going to be a 36-hole round,
00:47:39which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round.
00:47:43So, good luck.
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:46Let's do this.
00:48:07Oh, dear, whoa!
00:48:09Jim, that was incredible.
00:48:32You won.
00:48:34We won.
00:48:36Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:48:37We've got to celebrate.
00:48:38Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:48:40Come on!
00:48:41Oh, wait, Jake.
00:48:41We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:48:43Oh, no.
00:48:44Disgusting.
00:48:45He just wants you there.
00:48:46He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:48:50I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:48:51Yeah, I know.
00:48:52And I've had enough.
00:48:54It's time I end this.
00:49:03Lion, you finally returned.
00:49:11For the past six years, I've torn through the competition, but those old-timers still insist
00:49:17that it is because you paved the way.
00:49:19No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single trophy like a
00:49:26thorn digging deeper into my side, but I'll perude myself.
00:49:33When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth that I am the greatest golfer
00:49:40in the world.
00:49:43I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:49:58Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:49:59It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:50:02God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:50:05You dare show your face here?
00:50:08Dad, can you be nice?
00:50:10This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:50:32Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:50:36His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:50:40Golf is in their blood.
00:50:42Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:50:50Henry, is it?
00:50:52Yep.
00:50:53Mia's told me so much about you.
00:50:55You're Gabriel's kid.
00:50:56You act nothing like him.
00:50:58What would you know about my father?
00:50:59Nothing.
00:51:00He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:51:07Mia, are you serious?
00:51:09You brought the help home?
00:51:13So humiliating.
00:51:14Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:51:17To shine Henry's shoes?
00:51:21Well, Mia has good taste.
00:51:23I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her.
00:51:26Watch it, yard boy.
00:51:27His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:51:29With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:51:33Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:51:36Our food's getting cold.
00:51:37Let's go eat.
00:51:42Here, please.
00:51:43Allow me.
00:51:51Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:51:54You have to try one of these.
00:51:56I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:51:58Really good Arbano's.
00:52:00Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:52:07There you go.
00:52:08Excellent taste, young man.
00:52:13Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:52:16I got a beer.
00:52:17Yeah, real mature.
00:52:21We should really try this meal.
00:52:23Our chef would be a special meal.
00:52:35I'm sorry, man.
00:52:37I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:52:38Okay, that's enough.
00:52:39Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:52:43Don't worry about it.
00:52:45I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:52:48I brought a gift.
00:52:50I brought a gift.
00:53:03Ew, what is this?
00:53:05Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:53:07I bet it's all junk.
00:53:11Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:53:15Yes, yes.
00:53:16Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:53:20Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion,
00:53:23so I wanted to do something special.
00:53:26I got you this.
00:53:28This is Lion's old tour card.
00:53:31It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:53:34That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:53:37Henry, this is very sweet of you,
00:53:41but it's far too valuable.
00:53:43I can't accept it.
00:53:47This is incredibly rare.
00:53:50What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:53:53Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:53:56Admit it, loser.
00:53:57You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:54:06Why don't we make a bet?
00:54:09All right, I'm listening.
00:54:12If my gift is more valuable than yours,
00:54:15you have to lick this plate clean.
00:54:19Cigar ash and all.
00:54:21Hm.
00:54:28What a coincidence.
00:54:31Looks like I want to give Mia
00:54:33a Lion's tour card, too.
00:54:37But not just one.
00:54:41Ten.
00:54:44Whoa.
00:54:45What?
00:54:47That's impossible.
00:54:48You're just a washed-up loser.
00:54:50Like, how is that possible?
00:54:53Well, looks like you lost.
00:54:55Eat up.
00:54:56Jeez.
00:54:57Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:54:59I gotta make a phone call.
00:55:07Wait!
00:55:08Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:55:10I just talked to my father.
00:55:13Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:55:16The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire and then the little lion's
00:55:21head will pop up.
00:55:22And let's be honest.
00:55:24These are certain of those.
00:55:26And now, guess what?
00:55:29My dad's on his way.
00:55:30And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are.
00:55:33You pissed off the president?
00:55:35You are so screwed.
00:55:38How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:55:42So you all think these cards are fake?
00:55:45Yeah.
00:55:46Yeah.
00:55:46Yeah.
00:55:46Yeah.
00:55:47Well, I believe Bobby.
00:55:49I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:55:51Well, why talk about it?
00:55:53Let's put it to the test.
00:55:55Wait, no.
00:55:56You can't destroy those.
00:55:58That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:55:59That's a disrespected gulf itself.
00:56:07Oh, my God, Mia.
00:56:12Why are you believing this guy?
00:56:14I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:56:17I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:56:24What's going on here?
00:56:26What if that card actually is real?
00:56:29Fire test gold.
00:56:32Adversity test men.
00:56:34Ew.
00:56:36You lying con artist.
00:56:38I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:56:40Get on your knees.
00:56:41Admit these are fake.
00:56:42Otherwise, I'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:56:48Dad, this is who I was telling you about.
00:56:51This is the con man.
00:56:55Ow.
00:56:56You idiot.
00:56:57What do you think you're doing?
00:56:59Mr. Chairman.
00:57:00He was the one that brought the fakes.
00:57:02We had nothing to do with it.
00:57:06Fakes.
00:57:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:11These are the real deal.
00:57:13What?
00:57:13What?
00:57:16Fakes.
00:57:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:21These are the real deal.
00:57:22What?
00:57:23Dad, what are you talking about?
00:57:25Are you senile?
00:57:26Like, those can't be real.
00:57:29Ow.
00:57:29Did I raise an idiot?
00:57:31Wait a minute.
00:57:32If those cards are real, then he...
00:57:35He's lying?
00:57:37I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:57:40I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again, and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his
00:57:47lesson.
00:57:47What?
00:57:48Let's go.
00:57:48Your mother's in the car.
00:57:50Ow!
00:57:50God!
00:57:51Ow!
00:57:51That's embarrassing!
00:57:52Ow!
00:57:53We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:57:59We didn't mean to.
00:58:00It was all Henry's fault.
00:58:04Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:58:07Let's go for a walk.
00:58:09That sounds nice.
00:58:11It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:58:23Sorry you had to deal with my family back there.
00:58:26Don't worry about it.
00:58:28I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:58:35Is that your wife?
00:58:45Yes.
00:58:46She passed in labor.
00:58:49I'm sorry.
00:58:51I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:58:55Never gets easier.
00:58:58I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:59:02I just want to be by her side.
00:59:21Stay here, Mia.
00:59:24Hey, Cap, Thaw.
00:59:25Hey, bitch.
00:59:27Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:59:29Hey, baby.
00:59:32Bobby, watch out.
00:59:40Hey!
00:59:45Let her go, Tyler.
00:59:51Bobby!
00:59:54I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:59:59Those are cute.
01:00:00Those are my daughters.
01:00:04See that?
01:00:06It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch.
01:00:11It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
01:00:18Fuck!
01:00:18Come on, boys!
01:00:19You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
01:00:22Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
01:00:24Okay.
01:00:27My hand.
01:00:28I think it's broken.
01:00:30Gotta get you to the hospital.
01:00:33Let's go.
01:00:41Wait, don't move.
01:00:45Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
01:00:48I have an itch.
01:00:50Down there.
01:00:52My hands are...
01:00:53Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
01:00:58Is it right here?
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:05How's that feel?
01:01:06That's amazing.
01:01:08Is that it?
01:01:09Oh, yeah.
01:01:10That's so good.
01:01:13That's amazing.
01:01:15Please.
01:01:17Oh, yes.
01:01:19What's Daddy doing?
01:01:22Eleanor!
01:01:23Daddy!
01:01:25Hey.
01:01:26Oh.
01:01:26Oh.
01:01:27I'm sorry.
01:01:28It's okay.
01:01:28It's okay.
01:01:28Hey, Doc.
01:01:29Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
01:01:31Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a...
01:01:33Stress fracture.
01:01:35He needs at least six weeks of proper rest,
01:01:37or there will be permanent consequences.
01:01:40Six weeks?
01:01:42What about the U.S. Open?
01:01:44You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:01:49I missed you, Eleanor.
01:01:51I missed you, too.
01:01:52Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:53What are you doing?
01:01:54You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:01:57I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:01:59I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:02:01Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:02:05What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:02:07You can't hold the club correctly.
01:02:10Four hours is plenty.
01:02:11I'll win.
01:02:13For you and me.
01:02:15It's time the legendary line of golf gets his proper ending.
01:02:20Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:02:23The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:02:27The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:02:29This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course,
01:02:33the Auckland Golf Club.
01:02:35The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers,
01:02:39tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:02:40It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:02:45Who will conquer the Devil's Course,
01:02:46and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:02:51What?
01:02:52What?
01:02:54Wait, Bobby.
01:02:55Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion.
01:02:58He's a grand slam champion.
01:03:00He's never lost a tournament.
01:03:02And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:03:06Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury,
01:03:08but his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:03:29Your old news, loser.
01:03:31Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:03:34Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:03:38Feisty.
01:03:38I like it.
01:03:39You can keep screeching, but when I win,
01:03:41I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut you up.
01:03:44That's fucking gross.
01:03:45Enough.
01:03:45This is a waste of time.
01:03:47While lion has been sleeping away all these years,
01:03:50I have been conquering this very course,
01:03:53year after year.
01:03:57You think you can keep up with me?
01:04:06You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:04:13I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:04:17I will show them once and for all
01:04:19who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:04:43Incredible!
01:04:45The Golden Hills Golden Boy strike with near robotic precision.
01:04:51They're all playing way above their level.
01:04:53It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:04:59Man, oh man.
01:05:02This AI, it's incredible.
01:05:04It's our secret weapon.
01:05:05This has-been, he can't beat us.
01:05:07He's done for.
01:05:16Can he do it?
01:05:26This is your grandson here?
01:05:28He's better off as my caddy.
01:05:30Don't push yourself.
01:05:31You can't play like this.
01:05:34Don't worry about it.
01:05:36I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:05:42All right, well, you focus on swinging.
01:05:44I'll take care of the rest.
01:06:11Hey, are you okay?
01:06:13How's the leaderboard?
01:06:15There you go.
01:06:17Good job today.
01:06:18Let's find out.
01:06:22Oh, thank God.
01:06:24We made it to the finals.
01:06:25I'm still way behind.
01:06:27To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:06:31Game's just begun.
01:06:51Mia?
01:06:53Where are you?
01:06:54Hey, do you need something?
01:06:55No, I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:07:00Oh, yeah.
01:07:01Hold on.
01:07:04Can you massage it, please?
01:07:07The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:07:12Where does it hurt?
01:07:15Right here.
01:07:30The finals are tomorrow.
01:07:32I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:07:35Tonight.
01:07:36You're mine.
01:07:58I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:08:03Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:08:07A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:08:09Now you're going to win today
01:08:11because you always say I'm the luckiest thing
01:08:13that ever happened to you.
01:08:15Yes.
01:08:17Yes.
01:08:30Four hours.
01:08:32I need to finish before noon.
01:08:50What's going on?
01:08:51Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:08:55It's...
01:09:01Wait.
01:09:02That guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper.
01:09:04into the bunker.
01:09:05What are they trying to do?
01:09:09That's the game plan.
01:09:11The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:09:14He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:09:20We're completely dug in.
01:09:22What are you going to do?
01:09:26Just give it up, old man.
01:09:28According to our calculations,
01:09:29it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:09:33The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:09:36There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:09:38They must be playing dirty.
01:09:43You planted microchips in your arm?
01:09:46So what if we did?
01:09:48All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:09:59You want a hint?
01:10:01The AI has calculated millions of possibilities,
01:10:04and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:10:06You lose.
01:10:08AI's never wrong.
01:10:09You're so screwed.
01:10:13Dude.
01:10:14Just accept it.
01:10:15You're a washed-up retiree.
01:10:17You can't be cold, hard facts.
01:10:19Don't you understand that?
01:10:20It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:10:25Leave it to me.
01:10:44How the hell?
01:10:46No.
01:10:47That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:10:51It's impossible.
01:10:57See?
01:10:58He landed back in the bunker.
01:11:00He still needs two strokes.
01:11:03That fossil doesn't understand the AI.
01:11:05It runs the world now.
01:11:08Bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole,
01:11:10just to tie with Kane.
01:11:12Shit, Mia.
01:11:13We're done for.
01:11:15Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:11:18The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him,
01:11:21it's your biggest mistake.
01:11:22Making it in the hole from the bunker,
01:11:24nobody can do that.
01:11:26Oh, God.
01:11:28Wait.
01:11:28On the grid?
01:11:30Something's moving.
01:11:34Wait.
01:11:35That's my ball.
01:11:39Did he just...
01:11:41Ooh, so close.
01:11:43But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:11:47It's okay, guys.
01:11:49Even if August Golf Club goes down,
01:11:51we'll stick together like family.
01:11:53Our cutting-edge AI implant chips
01:11:57have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:12:01When...
01:12:02in your dreams.
01:12:03Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:12:06And guess what?
01:12:07It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:12:17What's this?
01:12:18I can't believe my eyes!
01:12:20The ball's still moving!
01:12:23Look alive, boys.
01:12:25I'm still in play.
01:12:31It sucks!
01:12:33A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:12:37It's impossible.
01:12:38Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:12:58I knew you could do it.
01:13:03Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:13:06How did you?
01:13:08Nah, you know what, man?
01:13:09It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:13:11I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:13:15It's not a bug.
01:13:17He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:13:20And he did it in one stroke.
01:13:23He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:13:26A free lesson for you.
01:13:28All the cold, hard data in the world
01:13:30can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:13:34It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:13:38So all your little microchips won't win.
01:13:43Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:13:46Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:13:48You know what this means.
01:13:49A sudden death round.
01:13:51Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:13:56Let's go, boys.
01:14:03What's wrong?
01:14:06The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:14:08Don't worry.
01:14:09I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:14:27Let's go!
01:14:28Come on, now.
01:14:35You've held out long enough, old man.
01:14:38It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:14:46Damn it!
01:14:47Painkillers worn off.
01:14:58Nice!
01:14:59Let's go!
01:15:00Next is full ten.
01:15:01535 yards at par four.
01:15:04Kane Carter is up next.
01:15:12Woo!
01:15:13Just give up.
01:15:14The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:15:17Not wrinkly, old deadweights.
01:15:19You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:15:33What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:15:35The flag's all the way over there.
01:15:37Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:15:39Disappear?
01:15:40There's not a cloud in sight.
01:15:42You really are crazy.
01:15:43My experience doesn't lie.
01:15:55You're so crude.
01:15:58Even the great lion can't come back from this.
01:16:02Chin up, old man.
01:16:03You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:16:05For good.
01:16:06Daddy!
01:16:07A lucky magic spell for you.
01:16:09I know you can do it.
01:16:11You got this.
01:16:15Soon.
01:16:17Soon?
01:16:18Soon what?
01:16:19Are you praying for a miracle?
01:16:21I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:16:22Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this.
01:16:25Anything less than that trophy is mine.
01:16:28A miracle?
01:16:29A miracle?
01:16:30Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:16:43The sun.
01:16:44It actually disappeared.
01:16:56Fine.
01:16:57At least it'll make things interesting.
01:17:09Nice shot, bud.
01:17:10Bummer.
01:17:11Nerd.
01:17:12Yes.
01:17:13Cain slipped up.
01:17:16Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:17:19Then he's tied with Cain.
01:17:20It's for another round.
01:17:22Got this, Daddy.
01:17:23God.
01:17:25At his time, it's going to be the total eclipse.
01:17:27How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:17:29This is beyond lion's top records.
01:17:31Even at his peak.
01:17:32Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:17:34You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:17:37Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:17:39He's looking rough.
01:17:40We believe in you, Bobby.
01:17:42You got this.
01:17:48Wait.
01:17:49Bobby's not aiming for the sage.
01:17:51He's aiming for the flag.
01:17:53He's swinging for the wind.
01:17:55I'll tell you what.
01:17:56I'll sweeten it.
01:17:57You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:18:01And I'll hand it to August.
01:18:06August doesn't want your club.
01:18:08Your reputation is trash.
01:18:13And you, I'll go beyond.
01:18:17I'll beat the old me.
01:18:18After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:18:24Now watch this drive.
01:18:25Now watch this drive.
01:18:36And you, I'll be right back.
01:18:37Now watch this drive.
01:18:41Now watch this drive.
01:18:41Now watch this drive.
01:18:42Now watch this drive.
01:18:42Now watch this drive.
01:18:42Now watch this drive.
01:18:43Now watch this drive.
01:18:43Now watch this drive.
01:18:45Now watch this drive.
01:18:46Now watch this drive.
01:18:47Now watch this drive.
01:18:52Now watch this drive.
01:18:58Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:19:22How did he do this?
01:19:26Let's go!
01:19:30Let's go!
01:19:31Let's go!
01:19:32Let's go!
01:19:33Oh my God!
01:19:35No!
01:19:36I lost!
01:19:38He crushed me!
01:19:40How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:19:45Gosh!
01:19:46Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:19:50Folks, did you see this?
01:19:52He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:19:56He's back, folks!
01:19:57The Ghost!
01:19:58The Lion!
01:20:00Bobby Woods!
01:20:05The winner of the US Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:20:16I didn't do this for me.
01:20:20I did it for all of us.
01:20:22For August Golf Club!
01:20:23Woo!
01:20:26You cheated!
01:20:28This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:20:32You were taking pills.
01:20:33I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:20:35You were doping!
01:20:38No, the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:20:44You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:20:46I can prove it!
01:20:53The doping you saw?
01:20:55Painkillers.
01:20:57Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:21:00Legal, approved by the association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:21:06It's all documented right here.
01:21:10You, you're on his team.
01:21:12You're in on it.
01:21:13Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:21:23I have evidence.
01:21:25How about you?
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