00:00I mean dating's not that bad.
00:01I like talking to people.
00:03Until you hit the one thing.
00:06What's the one thing?
00:07A date's going great.
00:09She's smart, you're funny, you're hitting it off.
00:12And then she says the one thing, right?
00:14The one slightly racist thing.
00:16Oh, oh. Right?
00:17Or she tears down her co-workers,
00:19or uses the wrong word for gay people,
00:21or misuses there, there, and there in a text.
00:25That's unforgivable.
00:26Totally. I mean, the one thing ends the date.
00:28Even if you're stuck there for another hour.
00:30This is why I don't date.
00:32I imagine you're also kind of married to work.
00:34I have been accused of that, yeah.
00:36Why is that an accusation?
00:38It takes a ton of focus for someone to get where you are
00:41as young as you are.
00:42Some people don't like their partner to be as committed to their work
00:45as they are to the relationship, I just don't get it.
00:47Is that why you're single?
00:48Yeah. My wife couldn't share.
00:51You?
00:52He could share, but he died.
00:55Sorry.
00:58Yeah.
01:00Work's a very forgiving partner, but it doesn't really...
01:02Throw you up against the wall and kiss you.
01:04I was gonna say scratch your back,
01:06but I like yours too.
01:11Actually,
01:12if you don't mind, I'm just gonna call work
01:15and move some things around this afternoon.
01:16Yeah, sure.
01:17Okay.
01:25Oh, God.
01:26What?
01:27This is, um...
01:29I'm sorry to have to tell you this.
01:30I thought you didn't look like your picture.
01:33That's because it's, um...
01:36It's her picture.
01:40Yeah, I'm supposed to be on a date with her.
01:42Are you John?
01:43Yeah.
01:44I am, but it's a pretty common name.
01:46Do you wanna go over there?
01:48I don't.
01:48I'm enjoying this.
01:51She looks like she's having a good time over there.
01:55So...
01:56Do you think that's my John?
01:58What happened?
02:01Hahaha
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