00:06a trailer just dropped for a new movie called wicker alexander skarsgard plays a man made
00:12entirely of wicker oh wow that sounds incredible who brings companionship and pleasure
00:21oh wow to lonely older women licked by a wooden man and bitches are thirsting over him come on
00:31he's wicker man wicker man there he is okay what the hell is going on here if the intention of
00:41this
00:41film was to make women lust over a wicker version of alexander skarsgard it has succeeded the the
00:47comments coming in online i've never been so horny for a basket before when your doctor says you need
00:54more fiber in you wicker chair for sale unfathomably used oh wow what the i'm gonna create a basket that
01:03is so effable call me air by the way i'd put those basketballs in my mouth is there a video
01:10of the
01:11basket man uh there is a trailer wicker man um time to bang basket man let me uh so rough
01:25for women we
01:25have to be turned on by baskets i know does peter dinklage how am i supposed to compete with a
01:31basket man he's kind of like a new version of scarecrow was there basket dong in that shock hold
01:40on let me see he i think he's nude in the water whoa is that his basket dong i don't
01:46know his what
01:47the hell is going on his wicker wicker dinklage apparently has magical weaving powers and they made
01:53this weaving boy and she finds him sexually whoa he just takes you whoa oh wow that would chafe
02:03wouldn't it listen i sat on a wicker chair a lot as a child it's like a version of the
02:09scarecrow from
02:09the wizard of oz right like a weird version of that yeah but he was like sweet and goofy
02:15wasn't not banging no why do i gotta watch him bang older ladies though because that's what he was
02:22made to do it's like wicker porn huh yeah i'm i didn't even so strange the world is so this
02:32is it
02:32now right i don't know we've done it all we've seen it all we've pledged ourselves everything now it's
02:36wicker porn here's the idea no ideas a little a little tiny man has magical weaving powers and he
02:46builds a sexual wicker man can we make that movie he is is he always just plowing the same lady
02:56or does
02:56he plow all the ladies i think he was made to please this lady she's a good actress i don't
03:02i can't
03:02remember her name but olivia coleman i won't be seeing it no i won't they call it um the wicker
03:10version of 50 shades of gray 50 shades of hay oh wow that's so stupid yeah i won't be watching
03:17it
03:17some good actors in there too i know signed up for this probably gonna do watch i mean it'll be
03:25yeah watch when wicker man is a huge hit i'm like the barbie movie looked insane yes those clips and
03:31seen wicker man this seems like uh like a book talk type of movie where those ladies that are
03:39like super horny just by these wild ideas you know like a brooding
03:50wicker man grabs you in the night and sexually pleases you there's gonna be some weirdos that
03:56like those books why are you getting all squinty jason what i'm not i'm just trying to figure it
04:01out can you see this dong right there it does look like a wicker wiener it does look like a
04:07wicker
04:07wiener now that i'm does he have clothes like does he have a little thing over it and the scene
04:13where
04:13she is is she riding him in that one scene there there's silhouettes it didn't look that way
04:20or no i guess it's hard to tell what what's the position they're in i don't know
04:28i think he's got her yeah he's got her here yeah and he's doing the pumping i don't know
04:34what else can we make what do you want to be out of wicker man metal man silicone man dude
04:46what the thing about that guy's got dildos for fingers well think about this it's kind of just
04:51like swamped isn't there like wasn't there a swamp movie that like almost won an oscar or did or did
04:56win an oscar remember there was like a some swamp creature in a tank and the lady fell in lady
05:03she
05:03fell in love with it mo del toro made it i think right thing i don't know yeah i don't
05:09remember was
05:10it not swamp thing no it wasn't swamp thing it was like uh and it wasn't like creature from the
05:14black
05:14lagoon no no it wasn't it was like it was a swamp creature sexual swamp man sexual uh aquatic
05:22movie swamp creature oscars guillermo del toro was it for sure him yeah the shape of water the shape
05:30of water oh yeah i didn't see that janitor forms a unique relationship with an amphibious creature
05:34that is being held in that in captivity another weird one well it is i mean but that's it's kind
05:40of like the same i thought it was i just keep thinking that all the ladies are gonna be michael's
05:48will be packed they're all gonna be looking for wicker and they're gonna be trying to make wicker man
05:53i'm telling you right now i'm starting to make them yeah get ahead of it ahead of it get ahead
05:59of
05:59it have your wicker men ready to go yep i've got my wicker playlist ready they're gonna be looking for
06:04that real dolls we're gonna be having sex with wicker wicker okay here we go
06:13there was a lady who used to do like a live show and she had like a wooden man
06:23half a wooden she had sex with a wooden man the thing had a gigantic
06:29dong like a live sex show she would do it a wooden dong it was like a wooden
06:37half a torso
06:41yeah people been banging wood for a long time talk about man what do you watch when you're
06:46not here whatever you're into it's been a lot it's it's a long time ago i just remember seeing
06:52it and being like wow that's the quote holy cow huh they asked someone for a quote after they saw
06:58the preview horny huh horny that's it gives a whole new meaning to master splinter absolutely it sounds
07:06sounds painful hopefully it's listen like i said polished yeah well listen i
07:14would sit on my the wicker chair that was in my family home and listen to music when i was
07:22young
07:24and you want to have sex with it nothing hurts no nothing hurts more than sitting
07:30you weirdo than even just touching wicker yeah it's so uncomfortable since then it's not
07:36that far i'm glad you're talking it up a bit but i didn't know you guys knew so much about
07:44baskets
07:45come a long way i mean they make like artificial wicker like plastic wicker i guess i'll take your
07:54word for it i didn't know you were in the wicker game the stuff i had it would like break
08:00off and and
08:01all of a sudden there'd be a pointy shard that could instantly impale you
08:08anyway if you want to see wicker porn the movie comes out october 23rd i know how it ends
08:14what devastating fire oh he dies devastating fire you know that has to be yeah they burn it yeah like
08:23i'm not i didn't see that that's not like a spoiler but if you wanted me like how does this
08:29end
08:30fire fire fire fire i'm sorry if you're upset about the spoiling of wicker then you got another
08:35problem yeah you do my other i think he'll he'll do it to himself because he can't be human yeah
08:43i'll just end it all yeah there it is you just did it done you got it that's how work
08:47our hands done
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