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00:00:03Gryphon Dane, c'est moi.
00:00:04L'année semaine, j'ai été choisi d'interview avec une major global company.
00:00:11Job applicants, votre attention, please.
00:00:16Pour le reste de cette interview, nous allons faire un travail.
00:00:20Si vous avez vu votre nom à la desk, vous êtes pronté.
00:00:24Pour ceux qui n'ont pas trouvé votre nom, nous remercions pour votre temps,
00:00:27mais nous avons décidé de ne pas passer avec vous.
00:00:59votre corps et son sont terminés, et votre nation souffert devastation, aussi.
00:01:03Notre employeur, Mr. Chayu, est un puissant de mon ordre.
00:01:06Comme des ressources humains, nous sommes venus à trouver qui de vous humains
00:01:09seraient ses prochaines ressources.
00:01:11Oh my god. Oh my god, je vais mourir.
00:01:19Hey there, looks like you're trying to survive. Can I help you with that?
00:01:23What the hell? Are you... Clippy?
00:01:25Nah, my name's Sam, and I'm here to help.
00:01:27Demon Management Threat Level Monitoring System activated.
00:01:32Whoa, I can see her stats. Delilah, HR Manager. Danger Level 42%, Corporate Influence 33%, Favor Level 0.
00:01:40Let's get started. Please hold your questions until the end.
00:01:44First, some important company policies.
00:01:48Company policies.
00:01:501. Listen to management.
00:01:52Always obey and respect whatever management says.
00:01:54If you do not understand, simply raise your hand.
00:01:582. Maintain professional appearances.
00:02:002. Maintain a clean, uncluttered workspace, and a tidy personal appearance.
00:02:063. Do not waste, steal, or damage company property or supplies.
00:02:11If you need help, call IT or maintenance.
00:02:143. You must eat and drink during our 10-minute snack breaks,
00:02:20and only from the corporate-approved vending machine.
00:02:25Be efficient.
00:02:26Fully complete all your assignments within the allotted time.
00:02:30Don't get distracted. Keep your eyes focused on your own work.
00:02:34And finally, be a team player.
00:02:36Earn the respect of your colleagues and management.
00:02:39Keep the needs of the company in mind above your own.
00:02:42May I ask a question?
00:02:50We did ask you to hold all questions until the end.
00:02:53And now, this concludes our presentation on company policies.
00:02:57Does anybody have any questions?
00:02:58Oh god, how am I going to survive?
00:03:03Now we will begin employee onboarding.
00:03:17It is vital for you to fill these out with complete accuracy and attention to detail.
00:03:22You have ten minutes.
00:03:25Ten minutes to do all of it?
00:03:27Merde.
00:03:27But it's so much paper.
00:03:29Psst, buddy.
00:03:30I have a welcome gift from a previous occupant's desk.
00:03:34What am I supposed to do with this?
00:03:35You have obtained the magical item professional necktie,
00:03:37which will increase your corporate standing.
00:03:41Now you'd better get started.
00:03:45Ow! It's slicing me open!
00:03:46Just do as I am.
00:03:56These documents don't make sense.
00:03:58The instructions contradict each other.
00:04:01I'm just signing.
00:04:02No time to read.
00:04:03Not reading a contract with a demon?
00:04:05That seems dangerous.
00:04:07Amigo, either we sign it or our souls get eaten.
00:04:09I know my choice.
00:04:14No!
00:04:17The applicant from France has violated rule three by breaking company property.
00:04:21Punishment.
00:04:22Penalization.
00:04:23No!
00:04:24Help me!
00:04:27Any questions, table 13?
00:04:31Just wondering, could we get different pens?
00:04:33These aren't, uh, ergonomic.
00:04:36Goodness, this won't do at all.
00:04:37Here.
00:04:38Did my ten points of favorability make that happen?
00:04:40What else could I get?
00:04:42You've just gained the active skill view personal goal.
00:04:44Once per shift, you can see one demon's secret desire.
00:04:49Ooh.
00:04:50Inter-office romance?
00:04:52She's a demon!
00:04:55Here goes nothing.
00:05:03Oh my god!
00:05:05You touched her!
00:05:06This kid's gone loco!
00:05:08Yeah, he must have a death.
00:05:13Mr. Dane, explain yourself.
00:05:17Oh god.
00:05:19I can't watch this.
00:05:26Miss Delilah, I apologize if I invaded your personal space, but I noticed your security badge was crooked.
00:05:30I was trying to comply with rule two, maintain a professional appearance.
00:05:35Oh my god, that actually worked!
00:05:38You made a great first impression.
00:05:41Thank you.
00:05:43Clean up your workspace, sir.
00:05:46No way you got away with that!
00:05:49My friend, I thought you were dead, for sure.
00:05:52Stop talking and finish your work!
00:06:02Time is up.
00:06:03Task one, onboarding, is now over.
00:06:06Please turn your paperwork into HR.
00:06:08If you are still writing,
00:06:10you are violating rule one.
00:06:12Listen to management.
00:06:13You are terminated.
00:06:23We'll be with the rest of you shortly.
00:06:26Oh god!
00:06:27I can't get it off me!
00:06:29Help!
00:06:31The applicant from Qatar did not clean his desk and is in violation of rule two.
00:06:35We've got to do something about this, or else we'll get contaminated too.
00:06:43This applicant is going to contaminate our whole table.
00:06:45I've got to either change tables or get him to.
00:06:48Maybe I can use my favor for that?
00:06:50But, I doubt it's a null.
00:06:56Applicants, please pay attention.
00:06:57Your next assignment will be a test of your attention to detail.
00:07:01On your computers you will see a document.
00:07:02You are to open it, read it thoroughly, and correct every mistake.
00:07:06Then print out and hand to me before time is up.
00:07:15This is even longer than the last!
00:07:17And so much of it is nonsense.
00:07:20And don't bother dividing and conquering with your colleagues.
00:07:23Every applicant's document is different.
00:07:25But,
00:07:26whoever is able to get me their completed report first
00:07:28will receive a works perks card
00:07:30that they can exchange change any they want.
00:07:34Of course,
00:07:35those who do not finish on time or accurately
00:07:37will be penalized.
00:07:42This is the hardest test I've ever had to take.
00:07:44But they wouldn't give it to us if it was impossible.
00:08:01Here, I am first to be finished.
00:08:06Mr. Kasanoff is indeed first.
00:08:09You are remarkably quick and efficient.
00:08:12Hmph.
00:08:14Thank you very much.
00:08:16Do I get my work perks card, now?
00:08:18Unfortunately.
00:08:19You worked too quickly,
00:08:20and your report is incomplete.
00:08:22You know what this means?
00:08:30There must be some mistake.
00:08:32I...
00:08:32I did everything.
00:08:34I...
00:08:34I...
00:08:35I...
00:08:36We do not make mistakes.
00:08:38The applicant from Ukraine violated rule 5,
00:08:40and will be terminated.
00:08:54Everyone, stay focused on your work, please.
00:08:57You have three more minutes.
00:09:00I want that work perks card.
00:09:01Sam, any suggestions for how to finish this?
00:09:04You want more help?
00:09:05I've already told you about your welcome gift.
00:09:08Let's see.
00:09:08What will help me correct mistakes?
00:09:10People use red pens to edit paper,
00:09:12but this is on a computer screen.
00:09:14Whoa!
00:09:15I can see exactly what I need to change.
00:09:17There.
00:09:18Nothing's glowing red anymore.
00:09:19It's now or never.
00:09:20I can do this.
00:09:21No way!
00:09:22You're done already?
00:09:30Here you go, ma'am.
00:09:31My report.
00:09:36You're finished?
00:09:37With 100% accuracy?
00:09:39Are you sure?
00:09:41Yes, Delilah.
00:09:42I'm sure it's right.
00:09:44Congratulations, Mr. Dane.
00:09:46You are a surprisingly resourceful individual.
00:09:48Here is your work perks card.
00:09:50I'd like to use it right away.
00:09:52Really?
00:09:52What would you like?
00:09:55I'd like a desk reassignment.
00:09:57You don't like the desk I chose?
00:09:58On the contrary, I love it.
00:10:00It's for one of my table mates, Omar.
00:10:03Frankly, I'm very sensitive to smell,
00:10:04and he's more than a little ripe.
00:10:06I'm afraid of it reflecting poorly on my own productivity.
00:10:09Besides, I'm sure he'd be more comfortable by a window.
00:10:12Consider it done.
00:10:16Also, I didn't want to say this in front of everyone,
00:10:19because they'd get the wrong idea.
00:10:20But you smell wonderful.
00:10:22I'm sure people tell you that all the time.
00:10:24Oh, thank you, Mr. Dane.
00:10:27While our winner has been declared,
00:10:28the rest of you still need to turn in your report,
00:10:30or face penalization.
00:10:32You have ten minutes.
00:10:33Oh, God, I'm going to die.
00:10:37Shh.
00:10:38Just finish.
00:10:40Damn it.
00:10:41All these people ahead of me.
00:10:42Mine are never going to print in time.
00:10:50That's time.
00:10:51Turn in your reports.
00:10:59Now, I immediately see some mistakes with some of your reports.
00:11:03You dropped the ball,
00:11:05so we are dropping you.
00:11:17And a few of you did not finish your pages at all.
00:11:20There is no excuse for that.
00:11:22Thank you for your participation,
00:11:24but you are terminated.
00:11:30And a few of you finished,
00:11:32but failed to print.
00:11:34No!
00:11:35I clicked to print, I swear!
00:11:37What?
00:11:38Ah!
00:11:42Hmm, I see.
00:11:47Oh, no.
00:11:49She's coming here,
00:11:50but she still likes me.
00:11:52Miss Sing.
00:11:55Your work was very thorough.
00:11:59Thank you.
00:12:01Miss Tanaka.
00:12:03Yes, Miss Delilah?
00:12:04How can I help?
00:12:05I noticed that you cancelled the printing jobs
00:12:09of five of your colleagues.
00:12:11As a result,
00:12:12they were penalized.
00:12:13But,
00:12:14at least you finished, right?
00:12:17And you showed the kind of ruthless confidence
00:12:19and executive needs.
00:12:20I agree.
00:12:22You're very wise to see that.
00:12:23I...
00:12:24I can't believe she's letting her get away with that.
00:12:27However,
00:12:27you also broke rule seven.
00:12:30Be a team player.
00:12:34What do you have to say for yourself?
00:12:36That guy got away with being bold.
00:12:38So can I.
00:12:40You're right, Miss Delilah.
00:12:41I am not a team player.
00:12:43Because I am a natural-born executive.
00:12:45I've led teams at five companies.
00:12:47And I'm prepared to do so again for your employer.
00:12:54We all agree.
00:12:56A very smart answer.
00:12:59But you will still be terminated.
00:13:07The rest of you,
00:13:09thank you for your attention to detail.
00:13:11Our CEO,
00:13:12Mr. Chi Yu,
00:13:13will be very happy.
00:13:24You really shredded all of our papers?
00:13:28Yeah!
00:13:29That's such a waste of time!
00:13:36Uh-oh.
00:13:37I think I just made her mad.
00:13:42Mr. Dane.
00:13:44Are you questioning management?
00:13:47Hmm?
00:13:48It looks like you're trying to violate rule number one.
00:13:50I strongly suggest you don't.
00:13:52Of course not.
00:13:53Sorry if my tone was misconstrued.
00:13:54I was going to say you really shredded all of our papers?
00:13:56That's great,
00:13:57because we can use the paper pieces as packing material
00:13:58and save money on shipping.
00:14:00That is a fine idea.
00:14:01That will save the company some money.
00:14:03Though for future suggestions,
00:14:04please raise your hand.
00:14:05I will.
00:14:07But you,
00:14:08Mr. Erickson,
00:14:09directly called management's policy
00:14:11a waste of time.
00:14:13You are to be terminated.
00:14:15No!
00:14:19No!
00:14:21No!
00:14:24No!
00:14:25No!
00:14:26No!
00:14:27No!
00:14:27No!
00:14:27No!
00:14:28No!
00:14:29No!
00:14:29No!
00:14:29No!
00:14:31No!
00:14:33No!
00:14:34No!
00:14:35No!
00:14:36I'm ready to move on
00:14:37to the fun part.
00:14:40Listen up to the rules.
00:14:42Step out this door,
00:14:43and you're my perfect boyfriend.
00:14:44We'll act this whole thing out,
00:14:45no charge for either of us.
00:14:47Go on.
00:14:48But during tutoring,
00:14:49I'm your boss.
00:14:50You stay completely focused when we're studying.
00:14:52If you waste my time in any way without my permission,
00:14:55or any deliberate,
00:14:56crossing the line physical advances,
00:14:58my rate doubles right away.
00:15:01No!
00:15:07Double it, nerd.
00:15:08Do I look like I'd sweat a few hundred dollars?
00:15:09It's a matter of principle.
00:15:11Then what if...
00:15:14What if I want to cross that line right now?
00:15:18Then you owe me four hundred dollars right now.
00:15:21Card or cash?
00:15:30You're really something.
00:15:32Interesting.
00:15:33You're really something.
00:15:35Interesting.
00:15:40Did the girls' bathroom at West Brick High blow up,
00:15:42or did the valedictorian finally get into anatomy?
00:15:44Chase Harrington.
00:15:46Be 32 in calculus.
00:15:47If you flunk your midterms next week,
00:15:49you're losing your starting quarterback spot.
00:15:50Your old man's gonna beat the living daylights out of you.
00:15:52Who the hell let you look at my grades?
00:15:53Get out of here.
00:15:59I can make you get an A.
00:16:01But I have two conditions.
00:16:03First off, my rate is two hundred dollars an hour.
00:16:05Do I look like I need the money?
00:16:06Second rule.
00:16:07Second,
00:16:08you have to do it in front of the entire school.
00:16:10Especially right in front of my no-good ex-boyfriend.
00:16:12Act like a dog who's head over heels for me.
00:16:14Nobody loses out on this deal.
00:16:16You expect me to be your dog?
00:16:17You?
00:16:18Seriously?
00:16:20The formulas in my head are what'll save your sorry ass.
00:16:23Deal.
00:16:24Shake on it, partner.
00:16:27Formulas in my head are what'll save your sorry ass.
00:16:29Deal.
00:16:30Shake on it, partner.
00:16:37Listen up to the rules.
00:16:38Step out this door, and you're my perfect boyfriend.
00:16:41We'll act this whole thing out, no charge for either of us.
00:16:43Go on.
00:16:44But during tutoring, I'm your boss.
00:16:46You stay completely focused when we're studying.
00:16:49If you waste my time in any way without my permission,
00:16:52or any deliberate, crossing the line physical advances,
00:16:55my rate doubles right away.
00:17:03Double it, nerd.
00:17:04Do I look like I'd sweat a few hundred dollars?
00:17:06It's a matter of principle.
00:17:07Then what if...
00:17:11What if I want to cross that line right now?
00:17:15Then you owe me four hundred dollars right now.
00:17:17Carter Cash.
00:17:26You're really something.
00:17:28Interesting.
00:17:30You're really something.
00:17:31Interesting.
00:17:44What the hell is Le Hobar's tool anyway?
00:17:47That old man doesn't care at all whether I understand any of this.
00:17:52All he cares about is me acting like some robot on the field,
00:17:55making him look good.
00:17:56If you don't want to be some robot,
00:17:58then take control of your own grades.
00:18:00Look here.
00:18:01Take the derivative of both the numerator
00:18:03and the detominated at the same time.
00:18:05Use your head, superstar.
00:18:07If I get it right, do I get a reward?
00:18:11You cross the line, Chase.
00:18:12Tutoring fee doubles.
00:18:15You...
00:18:16Shh.
00:18:20Your jerk ex is here.
00:18:23Time to get in character, girlfriend.
00:18:26You...
00:18:26Shh.
00:18:28Your jerk ex is here.
00:18:30Time to get in character, girlfriend.
00:18:35Baby, I want a strawberry milkshake.
00:18:39Well, well.
00:18:40Look who it is.
00:18:45Sorry, Mia.
00:18:46My hand just slipped.
00:18:47Heard you've been so broke lately,
00:18:48you're doing other people's homework for cash.
00:18:50How pathetic.
00:18:51Since you left me,
00:18:52is your life just nothing but picking up scraps?
00:18:54Yeah, you can't even hold a drink steady.
00:18:55People like you deserve nothing but wiping tables at the bottom forever.
00:18:59You deliberately vandalize the restaurant's property.
00:19:01You owe $20 in damages.
00:19:03Occupying my personal cleaning time, $15 for lost wages.
00:19:06That's $35.
00:19:07Card or cash.
00:19:07Pay up or I'm calling the cops right now.
00:19:09Let the whole school see the lead singer of the school band can't even afford $35.
00:19:13Are you out of your mind with being broke?
00:19:15You think any other guy would even glance at a boring nerd like you besides me?
00:19:42The worst day ever.
00:19:44After countless attempts to revise the plan,
00:19:46I was still fired by David.
00:19:48Phone's dead.
00:19:48It's pouring.
00:19:49Can't even call an Uber.
00:19:51Well, well, well.
00:19:54What's wrong, the great designer Vivian?
00:19:56Can't even afford a cab?
00:19:58If you kneel and beg me now, I might reconsider.
00:20:09Karen, why are you here?
00:20:11The door lock.
00:20:12I'm here to pick you up, my goddess.
00:20:14Is this the goblin that made you cry?
00:20:17Who are you?
00:20:18What do you want?
00:20:19Just make you keep silent forever.
00:20:27Let's go home.
00:20:29Karen, take me home.
00:20:31I'm so cold.
00:20:41I'm so cold.
00:20:43My name is Vivian, 24 years old.
00:20:45I work as a graphic designer at an ad agency in New York.
00:20:47This job's so intense, you could drop dead any second.
00:20:50And for the past 300 hours, I was the only fool trying to save the final villain in Throne of
00:20:55Abyss.
00:20:55Bad ending achieved.
00:20:56Grand Duke Kaelin has been judged by a whole soul.
00:20:58I gave you the Heart of Abyss!
00:20:59Why is it still this ending?
00:21:06Annoying Monday.
00:21:07A world without Kaelin even breathing feels like torture.
00:21:11Earthquake!
00:21:11How can there be an earthquake in New York?
00:21:17Dogs of the temple.
00:21:18To use this kind of illusion.
00:21:22Let go!
00:21:23Look at me, assassin.
00:21:24Who sent you?
00:21:25Wait.
00:21:26Silver hair, red eyes, and this teardrop moan.
00:21:29Alive.
00:21:30With a heartbeat.
00:21:30Wait, Kaelin.
00:21:32You're really not dead.
00:21:34This soul's fluctuation in the endless darkness.
00:21:37The presence that watched over me every day.
00:21:39Is it you?
00:21:40My guardian angel?
00:21:41I finally found you.
00:21:42And for the past 300 hours, I was the only fool trying to save the final villain in Throne of
00:21:46Abyss.
00:21:47You're really not dead.
00:21:48I finally found you.
00:21:50What happened?
00:21:51He is...
00:21:51Is dead?
00:21:52No, no, no, no.
00:21:53He can't die.
00:21:54Band-aids.
00:21:55No, these are too small.
00:21:56Bandages.
00:21:57Ambiotic ointment.
00:21:58What are you doing?
00:21:59You're awake.
00:22:00Don't worry about me.
00:22:01Go to a safe place.
00:22:03The Abyss Pursuers may still be tearing through space.
00:22:05Stop talking nonsense.
00:22:06You've lost too much blood.
00:22:07I have to call 911.
00:22:09What is this glowing square?
00:22:10Is this some kind of communication crystal?
00:22:12Give me back my phone.
00:22:16I can't focus when you're this close.
00:22:17I need to make sure that this won't lead to a trial by the church's judges.
00:22:20This is used to call an ambulance to save your life.
00:22:22What ambulance?
00:22:23I don't need.
00:22:23Do you know what happens when you call an ambulance plus ER bill in America?
00:22:25Even if you're barely breathing, the hospital can bill you $5,000?
00:22:28No, no way.
00:22:29I can't afford this expense.
00:22:30You're saying you don't need an ambulance?
00:22:31Okay, fine.
00:22:32Let's go with the poor New York method, my lord.
00:22:34Bear with it.
00:22:35It might be very, very painful.
00:22:39This is the final step to stop the bleeding.
00:22:41I'll help you tie the new bandage.
00:22:43The corrupt curse from the abyss has been eradicated.
00:22:47You didn't use any advanced healing magic, yet you pulled me back from the abyss of death.
00:22:51It's not healing magic.
00:22:52It's basic first aid.
00:22:53I, Kaelin Van Deslan, swear to the abyss, from this moment on, my blood, my decaying soul, all belong to
00:22:59you, my creator.
00:23:00I, Kaelin Van Deslan, swear to the abyss, from this moment on, my blood, my decaying soul, all belong to
00:23:06you, my creator.
00:23:08Karen, take off that bloody armor, or you'll ruin my old wooden floor.
00:23:11There's an oversized t-shirt on the couch for my ex.
00:23:13Just wear that for now.
00:23:15Strange domain.
00:23:16Weak energy flows in the walls.
00:23:17No magic, yet bright as day.
00:23:20Is this the divine realm where gods dwell?
00:23:22Start cleaning the house.
00:23:26Who's there?
00:23:31There is an obstacle ahead.
00:23:33No signs of life, yet it tracks targets automatically.
00:23:36Armored goblin, lurking in the gods' domain to assassinate her.
00:23:39You're dead.
00:23:40Shh.
00:23:41There is an obstacle ahead.
00:23:45What happened?
00:23:46Don't worry.
00:23:47Crisis averted.
00:23:48That sinister, low-level beast has been slain by me, though its shell was a bit tough.
00:23:52What?
00:23:52It was no match for my abyssin blade.
00:23:54Should I hang its head outside the door to deter other enemies?
00:23:57That was my...
00:23:58Ruman robot vacuum.
00:24:00I just got it on Amazon Black Friday last week, $250.
00:24:03It even had a name.
00:24:04It was called Bob the Cleaner.
00:24:05Bob?
00:24:06It was your...
00:24:06Summoned beast or a pet?
00:24:08Just shut up.
00:24:09I'm sorry.
00:24:10I didn't know it was your familiar.
00:24:11I...
00:24:12I'll catch you a real three-headed hell doc to compensate.
00:24:14Even if I have to fight my way back to the abyss.
00:24:20You...
00:24:22No!
00:24:24There is an obstacle ahead.
00:24:26You're dead.
00:24:27That was my...
00:24:28Ruman robot vacuum.
00:24:30I'm sorry.
00:24:32Keys.
00:24:33Metro card.
00:24:33Oh my god, it's already 810!
00:24:35I have no time to mourn Bob.
00:24:37Karen, listen.
00:24:38I must go to work today.
00:24:39David, that vampire boss will fire me immediately if I'm late.
00:24:41Stay here.
00:24:41Don't touch anything with a plug.
00:24:42And absolutely do not open the door for anyone.
00:24:46I did exactly what you said and changed my clothes.
00:24:48But now, you're planning to leave your own turf and work for someone else.
00:24:51You are the deity who gave me life.
00:24:53Who has the right to force you to labor?
00:24:55Be realistic, Dark Lord.
00:24:56I'm just a poor guy burdened with a huge amount of student loans.
00:24:59Rent, utilities, internet, and next month's maxed out credit card bill.
00:25:01If I don't work for capitalists, we'll be fighting for cardboard in Brooklyn subway stations.
00:25:04Tell me, where is this boss lord of yours?
00:25:07In Midtown Manhattan.
00:25:08Why?
00:25:08Give me his coordinates.
00:25:09Before sunset tonight, I'll bring back his head.
00:25:11Once I take over his domain, estate, and treasury, you won't have to suffer this servitude anymore.
00:25:15Slaughter is what I do best.
00:25:16Shut up!
00:25:17Put the sword away!
00:25:17This is a society of law.
00:25:19Murder is a felony.
00:25:20The police, I mean the royal knights, will shoot you full of holes.
00:25:22And if David dies, who's going to pay me this month?
00:25:25But I don't want to leave your side for even a moment.
00:25:27I died once in that cold world of code.
00:25:30I'm afraid if I let go today, when you return, I'll have turned back into cold data.
00:25:34I, I, I swear, I'll clock out at 6pm, no, 5.30pm sharp.
00:25:38Just stay home and watch TV, okay?
00:25:41Well, okay.
00:25:44I don't want to leave your side, for even a moment.
00:25:46I, I swear, I'll clock out at 6pm, no, 5.30pm sharp.
00:25:49Just stay home and watch TV, okay?
00:25:51Well, okay, too quiet.
00:25:52The air lacks her warmth, her voice.
00:25:55Being away from her for over ten minutes, it's more unbearable than the abyss's coldest depths.
00:26:00Those insects could harm her at any moment.
00:26:03How could I possibly just sit here and wait?
00:26:12With abysmal blood as guide, pierce the veil of this world.
00:26:15Cross dimensions track the divine anchor.
00:26:21I must be crazy.
00:26:23Leaving a tyrant who might draw his sword at any moment alone at home.
00:26:25I hope he doesn't try to duel the fridge or think the microwave is a dragon.
00:26:28God, my heart can't take this.
00:26:30Found you.
00:26:31Vivian.
00:26:32I can see every move you make, every dirty fly that comes near you.
00:26:37Shadow demon, go.
00:26:38Hide in her shadow.
00:26:40If that guy named David, or any male creature, dares to shout at her,
00:26:44tear out their throat and bring me their entrails.
00:26:59Okay, it's eight hours until the end of the day.
00:27:07As long as I don't think about that white-haired demon lord who could destroy the world.
00:27:10Today will be a peaceful day.
00:27:13Vivian!
00:27:14Look at this visual you made!
00:27:16You call this impactful?
00:27:17This looks like my grandmother's underwear pattern!
00:27:19Redo three versions by 3M or your entire performance bonus is gone!
00:27:23Okay, David.
00:27:24I'll make the correction right away.
00:27:28That was the shadow demon?
00:27:30Karen, that crazy one?
00:27:31Let it follow me?
00:27:32Also, the entire department is working overtime tonight.
00:27:35You!
00:27:41No!
00:27:42What are you yelling about?
00:27:45No, I mean, this color is wrong.
00:27:47David, you're absolutely right!
00:27:48This garbage design must be executed immediately.
00:27:50Make it disappear right now, right?
00:27:57You'd better give me a satisfactory plan this afternoon.
00:27:59Crazy woman!
00:28:06Karen!
00:28:07When I get home, I will definitely knock you off the hook!
00:28:10That was the shadow demon?
00:28:12Karen, that crazy one?
00:28:14Let it follow me?
00:28:15No!
00:28:16What are you yelling about?
00:28:21That ugly monster with all that fat on his body, was that his lord?
00:28:24He dares to yell at my goddess?
00:28:27The shadow demon could have easily broke his head off.
00:28:29Why did she stop it?
00:28:31Could it be...
00:28:32She has feelings for that ugly man?
00:28:40Unforgivable!
00:28:41Any creature that tries to steal her attention must be eliminated.
00:28:47She said I'm not allowed to touch anything with a plug.
00:28:49But this wooden board only has a mechanical lock.
00:28:58Midtown Manhattan, is it?
00:29:00I'll pick you up from work, my goddess.
00:29:04Unforgivable!
00:29:04Any creature that tries to steal her attention must be eliminated.
00:29:14Oh my god, is that a male model from some movie?
00:29:16His eyes are so sexy!
00:29:18Well, he's just got a good-looked face.
00:29:20Hey, white-haired kid, you look unfamiliar.
00:29:22This street is our territory.
00:29:24Hand over your wallet, or that expensive-looking antique ring on your hand.
00:29:28Plunderers, in the Abyss, even the lowest ghouls are more intimidating than you.
00:29:32You're asking for it!
00:29:49The combat power of this world is pitifully weak.
00:29:52I really don't know how Vivian survived here.
00:29:54Hey, white-haired kid!
00:29:55Or, hand over your wallet.
00:29:57Or that expensive-looking antique ring on your hand.
00:30:02The worst day ever!
00:30:03After countless attempts to revise the plan, I was still fired by David.
00:30:07Phone's dead.
00:30:08It's pouring.
00:30:09Can't even call an Uber.
00:30:11Well, well, well.
00:30:13What's wrong, the great designer Vivian?
00:30:16Can't even afford a cab?
00:30:17If you kneel and beg me now, I might reconsider.
00:30:28Karen, why are you here?
00:30:30The door lock.
00:30:31I'm here to pick you up, my goddess.
00:30:33Is this the goblin that made you cry?
00:30:36Wh-who are you?
00:30:37Wh-what do you want?
00:30:39Just make you...
00:30:40Keep silent forever.
00:30:47Let's go home, Karen!
00:30:49Take me home!
00:30:50I'm so cold!
00:31:00I'm so cold!
00:31:02If you kneel and beg me now, I might reconsider!
00:31:07My goddess, I'm here to pick you up.
00:31:15Strange, is there a power out it?
00:31:17Let me get a towel, don't catch a cold.
00:31:23Karen, what's wrong?
00:31:25This world has no mana.
00:31:27To track you and intimidate those insects, I forcibly activated my Abyssian origin.
00:31:31Now the mana Rapplash has hit.
00:31:33In the Abyss, mana depletion means being torn apart.
00:31:37Only you.
00:31:39Only you who created me can ease this tearing sensation.
00:31:42I... I...
00:31:43What should I do?
00:31:44I don't know magic.
00:31:47Skin contact.
00:31:48The deeper, the faster the replenishment.
00:31:51My goddess, may I ask you to grant me your mana.
00:32:16You... you did something to me.
00:32:19You cursed me, you witch!
00:32:20Remove your arm in three seconds, or I'll report you to HR.
00:32:39Great, now I have to write an incident report.
00:32:50Be careful, his condition is unstable.
00:32:57Wow, it's warm.
00:33:19You wore my scale right over your heart.
00:33:23You are mine now, little master.
00:33:30A healing slime for two copper boines.
00:33:32I must be desperate.
00:33:33Best in Asteria.
00:33:34No refunds, little lady.
00:33:52You are definitely not a slime, but, well, whatever.
00:33:55From now on, you'll be my problem.
00:33:58Ilarra, your potion quality report is late, and what is that disgusting pest?
00:34:03Pets are forbidden.
00:34:04Don't touch him.
00:34:05I'm off the clock.
00:34:09Ilarra, your potion quality report is late, and what is that disgusting pest?
00:34:13Pets are forbidden.
00:34:14Don't touch him.
00:34:15I'm off the clock.
00:34:20Stay in the basement until the work is finished.
00:34:22See if your little cutie can help you.
00:34:29Great.
00:34:30Overtime with no pay.
00:34:31Just close your eyes, little guy.
00:34:33I need a nap.
00:35:04Vane has mysteriously resigned.
00:35:07No one can find him.
00:35:09Congratulations, Ilarra.
00:35:10You're the new supervisor.
00:35:12Here's your bonus.
00:35:25Vane vanished, and I get a raise.
00:35:30You are my lucky charm, Grim.
00:35:32From now on, you get the premium dried fish.
00:35:37Stop!
00:35:40You are my lucky charm, Grim.
00:35:42From now on, you get the premium dried fish.
00:35:48Hand over the coin purse, little lady.
00:35:50And the groceries.
00:35:54Just take it.
00:35:54I'm too tired to fight.
00:36:02What the hell is that?
00:36:16Wow, the crime rate here is really dropping.
00:36:18Good boy.
00:36:23What the hell is that?
00:36:42Stay away from him.
00:36:53If I die, I'm haunting this apartment.
00:36:57Ugh.
00:37:01Did it just have a heart attack?
00:37:02Meow.
00:37:04Meow.
00:37:17A grade A ghoul core.
00:37:19No battle damage.
00:37:20It died of pure terror.
00:37:24What killed it?
00:37:27A heart attack, I guess.
00:37:29So, how much for it?
00:37:41Grim, mommy's rich.
00:37:42We are eating premium tonight.
00:37:44Meow.
00:37:48Meow.
00:37:50Meow.
00:37:51I should really thank that ghoul's weak heart.
00:37:57Grim, mommy's rich.
00:37:59We are eating premium tonight.
00:38:05Well, well.
00:38:06The new girl from the slums.
00:38:08I'm Caleb.
00:38:09Need a personal tour of the upper city tonight?
00:38:17What, what was that sound?
00:38:20Oh, just my stomach.
00:38:21I skipped breakfast.
00:38:23Excuse me.
00:38:36What, what was that sound?
00:38:40What?
00:38:43Let's see how long the slum girl can play hard to get.
00:38:50What the?
00:38:54This, this can't be.
00:39:06What happened here?
00:39:07You upper city people are really weird.
00:39:28You, you did something to me.
00:39:30You cursed me, you witch!
00:39:32Remove your arm in three seconds,
00:39:34or I'll report you to HR.
00:39:50Great.
00:39:51Now I have to write an incident report.
00:40:02Be careful, his condition is unstable.
00:40:09Wow, it's warm.
00:40:31You wore my scale right over your heart.
00:40:34You are mine now, little master.
00:40:58You are mine now, little master.
00:41:04This is mine, little master.
00:41:13This is mine!
00:41:14Ha ha ha!
00:41:15Thirty seconds left until the entire hospital security system blows up.
00:41:18Want to die here together, brothers?
00:41:22I'm like prey trapped in the middle of a pack of wolves.
00:41:24The way they look at me isn't like looking at a person.
00:41:27It's like looking at a perfect bleeding piece of raw meat.
00:41:30Enough! You're all crazy! I don't even know any of you!
00:41:33Let me go! I'll work and pay you back!
00:41:36If we fight today, this lying little cat will just find a way to run.
00:41:40Since we all want her, why don't we team up and build an iron cage she can never escape?
00:41:45Share.
00:41:46Liam, I'd rather die than share my woman with you bastards!
00:41:49Don't be so savage, Zane.
00:41:51We're simply co-managing her $10 billion debt.
00:41:55Lock her up until she figures out who she truly loves.
00:42:00Sign it. From this second on, your breath, your heartbeat, they all belong to all of us.
00:42:07I'm Chloe. I lost my memory in a car crash, and I'm three months behind on rent.
00:42:12Total bad luck.
00:42:13I thought flipping fries was the worst thing that would ever happen to me.
00:42:16Until tonight.
00:42:21Help! What are you doing? Let go of me!
00:42:24Is this a robbery? I don't have any money!
00:42:33Robbery? Please. You've been playing dead for three years.
00:42:36Dyed your hair.
00:42:37Flipping burgers in this slum that not even a rat with that would touch.
00:42:40Chloe, you think this cheap act can erase the fact that you stole my top secret files?
00:42:43I have no idea what you're talking about!
00:42:46Sir, you've got the wrong person! I really don't know you!
00:42:5110 billion dollars.
00:42:53You don't pay up. You die tonight.
00:42:56Throw her in the trunk!
00:42:58No! Let go of me!
00:43:0410 billion dollars.
00:43:07You don't pay up. You die tonight.
00:43:13That lunatic says I owe him 10 billion?
00:43:16I hesitate before buying a burger!
00:43:19I have to get out of here!
00:43:21Locked!
00:43:28Locked!
00:43:31Do you wish to?
00:43:40My lungs feel like they're going to explode!
00:43:46Hit me!
00:43:53Chloe?
00:43:56Hit me!
00:44:03Chloe?
00:44:04I'm sorry! I didn't see anything!
00:44:10Don't kill me!
00:44:14Sis, you said you'd just go get me an ice cream around the corner and come back, remember?
00:44:19You made this crazy dog wait for you right here for a thousand whole days!
00:44:24Let go of me, you psycho!
00:44:27I'm not your sister!
00:44:39Take your filthy hands off my wife!
00:44:41Wife?
00:44:44Liam, you pathetic liar!
00:44:46Open your damn eyes and look clearly!
00:44:48Whose name is tattooed on her left collar time!
00:44:59Where am I?
00:45:02Good morning, my sleeping beauty!
00:45:05Your heart rate just hit 120 BPM!
00:45:08Did you have a nightmare?
00:45:10But don't be afraid!
00:45:12Your body is still as perfect as I remember!
00:45:14Where is this?
00:45:16Who are you people?
00:45:17Please let me go!
00:45:18My manager at the fast food joint will fire me!
00:45:21My manager at the fast food joint will fire me!
00:45:38Good girls don't need jobs!
00:45:41You've been so naughty!
00:46:07Help! Let go of me! Let go of me!
00:46:17Got you, sis! I told you, as long as you're connected to anything in this world, you'll never escape my
00:46:22sight!
00:46:34She is my wife. She's mine. She belongs to me.
00:46:38This is mine!
00:46:39She is my wife. She's mine. She belongs to me.
00:46:41This is mine!
00:46:42This is mine!
00:46:44She is mine!
00:46:45She is my wife. She's mine. She belongs to me.
00:46:48This is mine!
00:46:49She is my wife. She's mine. She belongs to me.
00:46:52This is mine!
00:46:53This is mine!
00:46:54This is mine!
00:47:0430 seconds left until the entire hospital security system blows up!
00:47:07Want to die here together, brothers?
00:47:11I'm like prey trapped in the middle of a pack of wolves.
00:47:14The way they look at me isn't like looking at a person. It's like looking at a perfect bleeding piece
00:47:18of raw meat.
00:47:19Enough! You're all crazy! I don't even know any of you! Let me go! I'll work and pay you back!
00:47:25If we fight today, this lying little cat will just find a way to run. Since we all want her,
00:47:31why don't we team up and build an iron cage she can never escape? Share.
00:47:35Liam! I'd rather die than share my woman with you bastards!
00:47:39Don't be so savage, Zane. We're simply co-managing her $10 billion debt. Lock her up until she figures out
00:47:46who she truly loves.
00:47:49Sign it. From this second on, your breath, your heartbeat, they all belong to all of us.
00:47:55Haha.
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