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00:25I've got a lovely surprise for you, Irene.
00:28Guess what? You never guessed. Frank, Peggy, Pat and Roy have only booked the same villa.
00:38Irene? Sweetheart?
00:43Terry, what are you doing? Having a shave.
00:46Who are you talking to? No one. I was singing.
00:49Hurry up!
01:07Now, are you sure you've ever forgotten anything? No, I don't think so.
01:12Coffee table, kitchen sink, picture of the Queen and the Wrens.
01:15Are you taking the mickey? No, no, no. I'm just checking, that's all.
01:18No, it's Terry and Irene meeting us over here. Er, he didn't say that.
01:22Well, don't you think you'd better phone them? I mean, there's only four of us and we could all share
01:25the same cash.
01:26Jawohl, mein Fuhrer.
01:28I heard that!
01:30I don't want you to feel lonely. I won't feel lonely. I'll be with you when I...
01:34Yeah, but I was thinking more about girly things than that.
01:38What do you mean, girly things? Shopping.
01:41Oh, after three years in that shop, the last thing I want to do is go shopping.
01:44But you'll have no-one to talk to. I'll have you.
01:49I can read a book.
01:51Look, I was just worried about you rattling around in that big villa all on your own.
01:55Why? Where are you going to be?
01:56Well, I'll be with you, but what if you get bored?
01:59You shouldn't put yourself down like that. You're quite good company when you put your mind to it.
02:02Yes, I know, but what do you mean when I put my mind to it?
02:04Oh, it's just a figure of speech.
02:06Oh.
02:08What about the cooking?
02:10Put it down.
02:12And then there's the cleaning. I mean, it's a big place.
02:16There's just the two of us. Terry.
02:19Oh, manage.
02:20Irene!
02:22Wait, what?
02:26What?
02:27Nothing.
02:32Hello?
02:34No, no, don't. Don't come here.
02:37You make your own way. We'll see you at the airport.
02:39Are you?
02:41Yeah, I've got a bit of a sore throat.
02:43Yeah, see you later. Bye.
02:45Who was that?
02:47The milkman.
02:48The milkman?
02:49He was just checking to see it was today we were going.
02:52Oh, I left him a note.
02:53Well, he couldn't read it. He's dyslexic.
02:56I never knew that.
02:57It came on suddenly when he started expanding his range.
03:00Hmm.
03:01I mean, he was...
03:03He was fine with the gold and silver top because of the colours.
03:05But when he started with the bread and cakes, well, you can imagine he got into a lot of trouble.
03:08Terry.
03:09What are you talking about?
03:10I have no idea.
03:11I'll go and see if that cab's coming.
03:13I'll just give him a call.
03:21Oh, fruit!
03:23What?
03:25Roy.
03:27No, no, no, no.
03:28We booked our own cab.
03:29All the bags and that, you know.
03:30Yeah, we'll see you at the airport.
03:33Eh?
03:34Sore throat.
03:35Yeah, bye.
03:39You sure you've got enough luggage there, Governor?
03:42Seven days, 19 dresses.
03:44You work it out.
03:45There you go, son.
03:53Did you drop the keys off with Mel?
03:55Yes, my little handbrake.
04:14Sorry, I forgot something.
04:17I've got money, tickets, passport.
04:19What else is there?
04:20Did you pick the book up?
04:21It's in the bag, isn't it?
04:22Go on, go on.
04:23Hit it.
04:26Cheers.
04:45Hello.
05:00Irene?
05:01The cab's here.
05:02Take the cases out.
05:08Look, we need to talk.
05:10Talk.
05:10What are you talking to the cab?
05:11Go on, hurry up.
05:14Come on.
05:17Oh.
05:21Thank you very much.
05:22Let's go, darling.
05:24Yeah.
05:24All right.
05:27Oh, show your time again.
05:29You'll be there.
05:29Show your time again.
05:42Get the trolley.
05:43Get the trolley.
05:55Wrong terminal, mate.
05:56I need the other one.
05:57You said terminal one.
05:58No, not that one.
05:59Carry on.
06:02All right, can I?
06:05Was Terry and Irene?
06:06What was it?
06:07Not Gab.
06:09Can't they be?
06:09They was.
06:10Didn't they got the wrong terminal?
06:12There's not much we can do about it if it was.
06:13Come on, we're going to check in.
06:30Right.
06:31Are you ready?
06:32What?
06:33Your surprise.
06:34Surprise?
06:35You know what I was talking about this morning.
06:36About you being on your own and that.
06:37Needing someone to go shopping with.
06:38Oh, you're not harking back on that again.
06:40Only I said to myself, I'm not having my darling ruffling around in that villa on a road with no
06:44one to talk to.
06:44No one to help with all the cooking and the cleaning.
06:46So I've arranged a little surprise.
06:47What?
06:48You brought a cleaner?
06:49Not exactly, but you're in the right area.
06:51Oh, come on.
06:51Just spit it out, Terry.
06:52What have you done?
06:54Ta-da!
06:55Oh, there you are.
06:57Hey!
06:57Buenos dias!
07:00Isn't this great?
07:01That's your seat there, darling.
07:03Just there.
07:05Bye.
07:09Oh!
07:12I thought we could hold hands across the aisle.
07:17Er, I wonder what time they start serving breakfast. I'm starving.
07:21Can't wait to get there.
07:23Are you all right, Lorene?
07:24Yeah.
07:25She's a bit nervous about flying, but she'll be fine once we're in the air.
07:28Oh, I'm not that keen on flying myself.
07:29It'd better be worth it when we get there.
07:31All that sunshine and sangria.
07:32Lovely, eh?
07:33Oh, it's gonna be great.
07:34We're gonna have a great time.
07:35Just a...
07:36Oh, here we are.
07:38Oh, it's Terry!
07:40Oh, hi, diary!
07:41Terrence!
07:41Hi, diary!
07:45Terrence!
07:45Hi, Ray!
07:47Hiya.
07:48Would you like to sit by the way?
07:49Yeah, I'd like to sit by the way.
07:50Yeah, I'd like to sit by the way.
07:50I'd like to sit by the way.
08:14Why didn't you tell me?
08:15What's your surprise?
08:16Oh, don't give me that.
08:17It's just you up to old tricks again.
08:19I thought you'd enjoy the company.
08:20No, you didn't.
08:21I can tell when you're lying, Terry, your lips move.
08:24Oh, that's nice, that is.
08:25I bring you on holiday?
08:26Yeah.
08:27We are from Albert Square.
08:29That's what you were trying to tell me this morning, wasn't it?
08:31And I would have done if you'd let me.
08:32If I let you.
08:33Is everything all right?
08:35Yeah, it's gorgeous.
08:36Just love to talk.
08:38Ah.
08:39Could we talk about this later, please?
08:42Oh, don't you worry.
08:44We will.
08:54Most people would be happy to have a week in Spain.
08:56Terry, we are supposed to be getting away from it all.
08:59We will.
09:00Oh, and we've brought it all with us.
09:05Here.
09:06Did you know they were coming?
09:08No, Terry never said a word.
09:10Oh, did you think to ask him?
09:12What was I supposed to do?
09:13Stand by while he goes for the telephone directory,
09:15ticking off people one by one?
09:16I was only asking.
09:18I just think it's funny.
09:19He didn't mention it that soon.
09:20I'll tell you something.
09:21Irene don't look too pleased.
09:23What?
09:24You don't think he's told her either?
09:26That's how he can't be that daft good.
09:29So, you didn't know Peggy and Frank were coming either?
09:32Oh, Terry said it was just the four of us.
09:42Right.
09:44Address.
09:45Keys.
09:45Thank you, my son.
09:46Racer.
09:47You're wrong.
09:53This is the light, right?
10:11Got a nice couple of cold ones, darling.
10:13Oh, lovely.
10:14Yes, sir.
10:15Have they, uh, have they passed us yet?
10:18No.
10:19Well, you know, maybe they're bloping with a shortcut, eh?
10:22Yeah.
10:22All right, Pedro, my son?
10:24Let's go.
10:52We better do something.
10:54Can you please stop fighting and drive us to our villa, innit?
10:57Oh, please tell me this is not happening.
10:59Will one of you do something?
11:02Go on!
11:03Oh, thanks a bunch.
11:08Excuse me.
11:10Oh, isn't it lovely.
11:30Oh, isn't it lovely?
11:30I just want to get in and lie down.
11:38Surprise!
11:40Oh, I've got a fight with a lorry.
11:44Oh, you all right?
11:46Oh, poor old Terry.
11:47Well, you've got a smack in the mouth, but apart from that, we're fine.
11:49Someone hit you.
11:50We tried to break up a fight between the cabbie and this other bloke.
11:53Wasn't funny.
11:54Oh, boy, I'm sorry.
11:55Can we just get the bags in, please?
11:57Yeah, yeah.
11:59Come on, let's go and find our room.
12:00Come on, let's go and find our room.
12:32Oh, no.
12:50Hey, uh, we'll take this one, shall we?
12:58Pagsy top.
13:06So Terry gets out with Roy's face, probably.
13:08Well, go on, you tell them what you said.
13:10Um, yo, pedi, el, polo.
13:14What?
13:15I ordered the chicken.
13:19Well, you see, it was the first thing I saw in the...
13:21Well, but let's get this right.
13:23These two geysers are knocking loves out of each other.
13:25And you're arsing up a chicken, is that it?
13:27No wonder they thumped you.
13:29Oh, no, the driver was aiming at the other bloke.
13:31Right, right, right.
13:32So you've ordered the chicken.
13:33Then what happens?
13:34Well, he was surprised, so he dropped his guard for a second, and that was when...
13:37Hey, you've got to dig.
13:40Oh, dear.
13:54Oh, dear.
14:06Are you sure I'm not such a...
14:08No, mate?
14:09Now, make sure you don't.
14:11I just said I wasn't.
14:12You say a lot of things, Terry.
14:14I room.
14:14Why don't you work a lot of cheer, Ace?
14:16We're not.
14:17No, I'm going to find the shop.
14:18There's nothing in the cupboard.
14:19Yeah, well, we're just talking about going out to eat and having a look round, aren't we?
14:23But we'll need juice, things in the morning.
14:25Oh.
14:25And I thought I'd go for a walk.
14:27Oh, good.
14:29Do you want me to come with you, love?
14:30No, no, no.
14:31I'll be fine.
14:32See you.
14:32Right.
14:40Is she OK?
14:41Irene, yeah, good as gold.
14:44She didn't look very happy to me.
14:45That's because she's gone into one of her reflective moods.
14:47It'll pass.
14:49Maybe you should go with her.
14:50Not a good idea.
14:51I don't think I'm her favourite person at the moment.
14:54It's all the more reason for going with that.
14:56Should be all right.
14:58So, what's the plans for tonight, then, eh?
15:00Well, why don't we get a cab and go into Benidorm?
15:03How far is it?
15:03About 20 clicks from here.
15:05I'll see all the signs on the way in.
15:06Sounds good to me.
15:07All right.
15:08Well, in the meantime...
15:09Yeah, yeah.
15:10Go on, give us half a glass.
15:11I'm on holiday.
15:12Are you sure?
15:13Uh, remember what Irene said.
15:15Well, she's going to talk to me like a ten-year-old.
15:16The least I can do is act like one.
15:18But, uh, doesn't booze make your will?
15:20Well, one glass of wine.
15:21He's not going to kill me.
15:22Cheers.
15:23Cheers.
15:24All right.
15:25I'm here, I am.
15:29Yay.
15:30Well, I'm here.
15:30Well, I'm here.
15:32Yes, ma'am.
15:32Yes, ma'am.
15:33Yes, ma'am.
15:34Yes, ma'am.
15:35Yes, ma'am.
15:36Yes, ma'am.
15:37Yes, ma'am.
15:39Yes, ma'am.
15:44Yes, ma'am.
15:48Let's go.
16:26need any help darlin oh i was looking for tea bags tea oh thanks you just got here
16:33well isn't that obvious well white as a sheet buying tea bags yeah a bit of a giveaway of course
16:39so where are you staying i've got a villa just back there huh left the old man unpacking have
16:44you actually i've left him sitting outside soaking up the sun i waiting for you to go back and make
16:49him a cup of tea something like that he's just the same he'd call me down from the top floor
16:55to
16:56put the kettle on when he's standing right next to it so how long are you here for oh just
17:01a week
17:02oh just the same as us sorry well we came out here for the holiday last june fell in love
17:08with the
17:08place sold up everything moved out here six months ago that was brave or stupid
17:14i'm still trying to work out which are you not enjoying it then yeah it's just not what i
17:21expected you know well we came out here to start a new life turned out we just brought the old
17:28one
17:28with us sounds really romantic though doesn't it you're just up and leaving start a new life
17:33somewhere i suppose it does it's a bit like sex though isn't it never quite lives up to its promise
17:41you see what women don't understand is that they've got their natural place in the scheme of
17:46things is that right yeah it's not just what i think it's nature frank you tell me you laid me
17:52out
17:52you see women are designed specifically for bearing children and carrying things oh dear well i think
17:59the sun's gone to his head yeah it's true i mean in the wild you don't have women doing all
18:04the
18:05hunting do you they stay at home with the cubs what about lionesses who no this is they hunt don't
18:10they
18:11well that's only because the bloke lions have sent them isn't it i mean there's nothing wrong with
18:15that it's called delegation it's called nonsense you can laugh but it has been scientifically proved
18:22what has what i'm saying which bit is that all deep enough for you terry or should i send out
18:27for
18:27another shot it has been scientifically proved that the male of the species is superior to the female
18:36stronger body bigger brain i mean who do you think invented the wheel a bloke caveman or do you think
18:41mrs caveman put her kids in a crash and started hacking away with a chisel of course not
18:46she'd have known her place which was in the cave washing up women have been built for the specific
18:53purpose of bearing children and carrying wood back from the forest that's why they're shorter than men
19:00so it's easier to load them up and if a woman doesn't agree with that well then a bloke has
19:05a
19:05right to trade her in for another one oh come on terry tell you these well why not i mean
19:09i obviously
19:10wasn't satisfied with my first missus otherwise i wouldn't have married irene would i what a bit like you
19:15a friend i beg your pardon no offense pat i'll tell you what let's let's let's let's change
19:23yourself yeah well it's common sense isn't it tell me i'm wrong
19:29you're wrong what why move on to peggy then i mean were you satisfied with patty or not
19:38it's it's not as simple as that you know why not yeah why not
19:45for a little fact for what it's worth them i'm very satisfied with that exactly but maybe that's
19:50because pat learned her lesson when frank here traded her in are you looking for another smack
19:55in the mouth no pat all i'm saying is that now you've discovered your natural place in life as
20:01nature intended you're probably the perfect partner i mean you're a bit over the hill for bearing kids
20:06but you certainly look like you could carry a few logs if nobody else is going to hit him i
20:09work
20:10look come on we're among friends here
20:13i mean this is a trouble with my irene you see she's not content with her lot she's got aspiration
20:18there's nothing wrong with that well there is if if you never get what you want
20:23it leads to disappointment and resentment at what you have got i mean what was it the elf said
20:28be careful what you wish for because it may come true or was it the leprechaun
20:34what is he talking about i'm talking about life the rods that we forge to beat ourselves up with
20:40i mean like you and pat who knows where you'd be now if you just accepted what you had and
20:46hadn't
20:46aspired for something else like peggy i mean i think you've said enough bell i've heard enough
20:51um i think we'll go inside yeah i suggest you sober up before irene gets back come on sweetheart
20:57yeah logic you see women just can't cope with it i won't tell you again behave yourself
21:04this is your fault i you gave him a drink he's done horribly and what was that with pat what
21:12with pat
21:13saying you were satisfied with her i didn't say i was satisfied with her you didn't say you weren't
21:18i think she was sitting opposite me so was i peggy darling look he's had a few drinks take peggy
21:27please no no no no i don't understand oh thanks to her yeah thanks very much it's um it's been
21:37fun
21:55you
22:00you
22:01you
22:01you
22:11you
22:12you
22:23you
22:27you
22:36you
22:36maybe one of us should go and look for her
22:38we'll start your terry at the moment it's probably just as well she ain't here
22:42yeah yeah there is that
22:44oh are you at where we're going
22:47oh frank thought we should give benedorm a miss just all walk down into town find a restaurant
22:52right
22:54yeah you uh don't mind do you no of course not then i thought maybe tomorrow
23:00night we could go out on our own
23:02yeah whatever you want i'm just glad we're here
23:06yeah yeah me too
23:13what about this one
23:15oh yeah that's that's perfect aren't it
23:17uh you don't like this one then
23:19well that's well that's very nice too
23:21yes yes but which one do you like the best
23:24i think uh yeah possibly that one there yeah
23:33do you like this one oh that's that's really lovely yeah
23:37more than this one well which one you know which one do you prefer
23:41well i like them both well that one that one yeah
23:44but i thought you liked the other one
23:46crying out there peggy i can't win here can i sweetheart
23:48well i'm only trying to look my best
23:51you look the bee's knees with whatever you wear
23:55what do you think pat's wearing well i don't know do i why did you go and ask her
24:00i can't do that well why not what you think i'm interested but you are aren't you
24:03yes but i don't want her to know that do i please please just put something on
24:06will you but belly thinks my throat's been cut thank you
24:08well anyone would think you didn't want me to look nice
24:14okay
24:50Oh, I'll just grab whatever was at the top of the case.
24:54You all right, love?
24:56Yeah, yeah, I was just thinking about Tara and Irene.
24:58I mean, maybe we should have waited for her.
25:00Ooh, I've had enough of him for one day. Thank you very much.
25:03Irene slopes over a bit quick, didn't she?
25:05I think it was a shocker seeing us not on the airplane.
25:07You know, I still can't believe he didn't tell her.
25:10Well, I think I can just about believe anything, but Tara is concerned.
25:14Makes you wonder how Irene puts up with him, doesn't it?
25:16Even so, it is our first night.
25:20I mean, we can't just leave on our own.
25:22Oh, yes, we can.
25:23Hey, what about this place?
25:26Yeah, yeah, it looks all right.
25:28Yeah, very lovely.
25:30Good afternoon, I'm good.
25:31Good afternoon, I'm good.
25:45Good afternoon, I'm good.
26:10Good afternoon, I'm good.