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00:08Listen to me, dammit!
00:11Garmer, listen to me!
00:22Hey! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:40Let's celebrate.
00:44What are we celebrating?
00:46Our last mission.
00:51I've heard that before.
00:54This is the one.
00:57By the end of the day, all of us are gonna be fucking rich.
01:02But mostly you and me.
01:15It's another wreck.
01:17It's not just any wreck.
01:19The UNN Urshinabi.
01:22Dropped off the map less than a week ago.
01:24No distress call.
01:26Those UNN pricks never come out this far unless they're carrying something special.
01:32Aren't you one of those UNN pricks?
01:35Easy.
01:36If I'm still one of those UNN pricks, then you're still an OPA traitor with Anderson Dawes bounty on your
01:43head.
01:45But...
01:46The past is the past.
01:48The past is the past.
01:52Why didn't you take it?
01:55The bounty.
01:57I knew you were worth more.
02:00Anybody who could piss off someone that dangerous must be pretty fucking valuable.
02:13Anderson Dawes is a gangster and a killer.
02:16It's not hard to piss off a man like that.
02:19Well...
02:20His loss is my gain.
02:23Just want to make sure you're not having second thoughts about our deal.
02:27No, come on.
02:29We're equal partners.
02:31We pay the crew, the costs, and the overhead.
02:35The rest is 50-50.
02:37You and me.
02:38We've got a good thing going here.
02:41Nobody fucks with you, which means nobody fucks with me.
02:45And hell...
02:46If this score is what I think it could be...
02:50You've got the deal of the century.
02:53Now drink.
03:06Yam...sang, or whatever the fuck you people say.
03:10Close enough.
03:30Time to rally the crew for Cox's latest, last mission.
03:36I should start by briefing Khan.
03:43Time to rally the crew for Cox's latest, last mission.
03:44I should start by crossing the crew for Cox's latest, last mission.
03:47That's a good thing to say.
03:47I think I'm gonna have to stop the crew for Cox's latest, last mission.
03:54Alright.
03:54That's where we were.
04:02Well, I don't know.
04:03The captain, we're gonna have to work.
04:05Let's go.
04:05I can have to set my eyes on you.
04:07I can't get it.
04:08This will have to do so soon.
04:12I can't be a little nightmare.
04:14him. What's our ETA? It depends. On what? On how long you plan to waste my time. Oh dear. I
04:29made
04:30the lackey upset. Forgive me. Call me that again.
04:47We're nearly there. The debris field is massive. It'll take me a minute to navigate. Somebody
04:58blew that ship to hell and back. I should check the command console for more information.
05:04She's been chewing on that same cigar for weeks.
05:14As the XO, it's my job to make sure the ship and his crew are in order.
05:27Time to find the rest of the crew. Arlen said he put all this away, what was it, three
05:35days ago? Lazy gemming. Of course, Cox needs to get his beauty rest before he gets back
05:46to work doing absolutely nothing.
05:55Of course, Cox needs to get his beauty rest before he gets back to work doing absolutely
06:01nothing.
06:23I don't know.
07:00I bet she sniffs that box
07:02before she goes to bed.
07:21Doss gave me everything.
07:23A job.
07:24A purpose.
07:25A community.
07:27Until he took it all away.
07:38Maya fits in well for her first time in the boat.
07:41Despite whatever felota this book taught her.
07:52I don't know.
08:00I don't know.
08:10I don't know.
08:13I don't know.
08:21Let's go.
08:58I need to finish briefing the rest of my crew before I suit up.
09:04I got a lot closer to a captain's chair than I would have expected.
09:09Those gave me everything.
09:11A job.
09:12A purpose.
09:12A little token of my childhood on series.
09:16Each time it gets another crack, it reminds me of that shit heap even more.
09:30A little token of my childhood on series.
09:35Each time it gets another crack, it reminds me of that shit heap even more.
10:01Somehow I am not surprised to learn that Maya keeps a copy of our ship's manual by her bedside.
10:07Maya fits in well for her first time in the boat, despite whatever felota this book taught her.
10:17I never thought I'd get along with a Martian marine, but Maya hates the MCRN almost as much
10:23as I do.
10:46What's your excuse this time?
10:48You don't get enough sleep?
10:50You need some aqua caca, huh?
10:51Ow!
10:52Ow!
10:52Just let me go, it just fell, okay?
10:54What I tell you!
10:56Tinsha, you stupid prick!
10:58Quit fucking up!
11:03Hey!
11:04Hey, boss man!
11:05Make him stop!
11:07Shut it to caca!
11:11carry on i'm enjoying the show see passion wallah even exo agrees okay okay
11:25we got a job baradness listen up nah fuck that i'm tired of rooting around in the dumpster for
11:36that in ya cox promised us a real payday he said give me three months and you never have to
11:43work
11:43again he said he said it's the next job and he the boss man just like series bossing everyone
11:52around only this time no dolls to keep you on the leash yeah this isn't series on the ship i'm
12:08the
12:08exo shit i was only fucking with you copain come on baratna
12:35so far none of the biomass that's gone through supplies are always tight on long jobs
12:40but we're running low on even the basics now
12:46arlen is right that rayon can't keep his shit from breaking it only makes my job hotter
12:55arlen is right that rayon can't keep his shit from breaking it only makes my job hotter
13:08food in the belt is never fancy but my stomach still turns when i look at this mush
13:33so far none of the biomass that's gone through this recycling supplies are always tight on long jobs
13:39but we're running low on even the basics now nothing like fresh herbs and spices to go with dried kibble
13:54i wonder what angry pilot could have written this
14:21i used to suit up in the prep room with everyone
14:51i used to suit up in the prep room with everyone
14:55but i've seen arlen's and rayon's asses enough for one lifetime
14:59now i keep my back suit in my room
15:20every time we exit this airlock i pray that we'll return with our lives
15:25unfortunately that's all we've been returning with so far
15:36before we go
15:58i'll see you next time
15:58i'll see you next time
15:58and i'll see you next time
16:58The Artemis isn't coerced.
17:01Cox needs to get his beauty rest before he gets back to work, doing absolutely nothing.
17:41I wouldn't want to do a high G burn in one of these.
17:45It's bad enough with the juice and the cushy chair.
17:50She's been chewing on that same cigar for weeks.
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