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00:00I had sex last night.
00:01Congratulations!
00:02Yeah.
00:02All right!
00:03Thanks.
00:03Did you go down on her?
00:05Yeah, a little.
00:06Yeah.
00:06It's like bare minimum is 15 minutes.
00:09Planning for potentially 45.
00:1245 minutes?
00:13Who told you that?
00:14I read it.
00:14You have a book about how to eat plus food?
00:16Yeah!
00:17Bro, every day you say shit that makes me...
00:19Like I...
00:20You're giving me a headache.
00:23Valley Forge is failing.
00:25And what have the two of you done?
00:26Not a goddamn thing.
00:27Did you hear your ear pierced?
00:28Yes.
00:29I got my ear pierced amongst other piercings.
00:35What's going on with you?
00:36You could stop being a mopey bitch.
00:38What are you doing in there?
00:39The business!
00:40Sure you're not jacking off?
00:41Sheen!
00:41Sheen!
00:42Sheen!
00:43Don't do something better to do!
00:45What's going on with me?
00:46You're one of the owners.
00:47You couldn't care less.
00:48And you're spending all your time running around with this woman.
00:50Hey!
00:51Oh fuck, it's the cops.
00:52No, you don't have to run.
00:54We're 38.
00:56Oh shit!
00:56My name is Dave.
00:58I'm a sex addict.
00:59When's the last time you get a lap dance?
01:01I can't.
01:02I'm so happy to be here and I'm taking it one day at a time.
01:07Reach me alone.
01:08I met the doctor and she's in the middle of telling a very cool story about sucking off some Mexican
01:11guy.
01:12You and me can get this company back on track.
01:15We need something big.
01:16Thank you!
01:17This is what you wanted, right?
01:18Me being invested?
01:19I am.
01:20Yo!
01:21Hey, look at you!
01:22Yeah?
01:22You look great.
01:23Think I should wear college shirts more often?
01:25100%.
01:25Like a bitch.
01:28This is what it's all about.
01:30Shot!
01:30Shot!
01:31Shot!
01:31It's for us.
01:32It's for the bros.
01:33I asked if he had a gun.
01:35He said he didn't, so.
01:36Kyla.
01:37Oh my God!
01:39You and me.
01:39It'll be sick.
01:41Get high!
01:41Get a little fired up!
01:44Whoa!
01:46Jane?
01:46Will?
01:47How do we better prep our tires for the potholes?
01:49One way to prep is you could not hit them.
01:52Oh.
01:52So, sorry women.
01:59What about her?
02:00You think I should...
02:01Yeah.
02:03Go on.
02:03What's up?
02:04Oh, I'm not friendly.
02:06Oh.
02:08You give terrible advice.
02:10Oh.
02:10Oh.
02:12Oh.
02:12Oh.
02:12Oh.
02:13Oh.
02:13Oh.
02:14Oh.
02:14Oh.
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