00:00Come on, defense!
00:01Watch it!
00:02Back up!
00:02Over here!
00:03You missed that call, Riff!
00:05Now, what, man?
00:07I'm just talking about...
00:08Volunteer, man.
00:10That was offsides.
00:12Oh, boy.
00:12We got one of those way too into it soccer dads here.
00:15Why do they have to ruin it with rules?
00:18Just let the kids have fun.
00:19Well, the rules make it fun.
00:21Behind you!
00:23Hey, you're missing a great game, Riff.
00:26I can't do right.
00:27What the hell, man?
00:27What the heck?
00:28Are you going to see these lights?
00:29Ah!
00:30No!
00:31Come on!
00:32Another ref quit!
00:34Any of y'all want to volunteer?
00:35If not, we automatically lose.
00:43I can do it.
00:45You know the rules?
00:46Um, I'm, uh, I'm no expert or anything.
00:49Just picked some stuff up from watching.
00:51A player is offsides if their feet are in the half of the opposing team
00:55and there isn't a defender between them and the goalkeeper
00:58before the ball is played forward.
01:03I tell you what.
01:10Hi, honey.
01:12Damn it, Peggy.
01:12I should have known you'd see right through me.
01:14I went with Boomhauer to watch his girlfriend's son's soccer game.
01:19Well, honey, that is not a bad thing.
01:21I, for one, am glad to see that Boomhauer is taking his role as Luke's father-adjacent figure seriously.
01:28I also filled in as referee after everyone turned on Boomhauer.
01:34They kicked balls at his head, Peggy.
01:36The disrespect for authority was just so un-American.
01:40Our country has changed, Hank.
01:42Do you know that the cashier at Frumpy's asks for tips now?
01:46I came here for some sensible shorts, not to get fleeced.
01:50Okay, well, there's something else.
01:52Turns out there's a referee shortage in Texas.
01:55So, the coach asked me to do it again.
01:57So, what did you say?
01:59I said no.
02:01After years of enjoying mocking soccer,
02:03I can't have the fellas think I now enjoy it without the mocking.
02:07I'd be a hypocrite, Peggy.
02:09Wait.
02:10Do you like soccer?
02:13Well, I was minding my own business trying to focus on the job I was sent to do,
02:18repairing stadium-grade HD-10 propane tanks.
02:22God dang it if the beautiful artistry on that field didn't lure me in.
02:33I love soccer, Peggy.
02:36You are lucky my father is not alive, Hank Hill.
02:39He did not approve of soccer, no siree.
02:42He'd ban me from being with a bad boy like you.
02:46Although, it's almost like we have a dirty little secret.
02:49Hey, Hank.
02:50Why don't you put on that referee uniform?
02:53I haven't seen your calves during the day in a decade.
02:56Peggy, the windows are open.
02:58I know.
02:59Are you gonna put me in the penalty box?
03:02That's hockey.
03:03I'm reffing soccer.
03:04Don't ruin it.
03:05That's hot.
03:06You are good.
03:07You are good.
