00:00How am I gonna get her back?
00:01Not only didn't you love her, you didn't even like her!
00:06Who says?
00:07You did!
00:08A beautiful, successful, intelligent woman's in love with me,
00:14and I throw it all away.
00:15Oh, boy.
00:17Now I'll spend the rest of my life living alone.
00:20I'll sit in my disgusting little apartment,
00:23watching basketball games, eating Chinese takeout,
00:26walking around with no underwear,
00:28because I'm too lazy to do a laundry.
00:32You walk around with no underwear?
00:35Yeah, what do you do when you run out of laundry?
00:37I do a wash.
00:42Who am I gonna meet that's better than her?
00:44No one, Jerry. No one's better than her.
00:46When you were with her, you said you couldn't stand her.
00:49I loved her.
00:51She said going up the steps to her apartment
00:53was like being taken to a cell.
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