00:00I love summer. The sunshine. Air conditioning. The great outdoors. Mid-afternoon nap. Days at the beach. Freezer pops. Now
00:08you're talking. Here's the new firework freeze five-hour energy shot. It's summer in a two-ounce bottle. Wow.
00:22Wow. Backtracking to the pelvic floor stuff, just for a quick second, because we just got the text in. I
00:30just had to get a Botox shot in my ass to relax a muscle causing my hemorrhoid. Best six grand
00:39I've ever spent.
00:41Six grand for Botox injection?
00:43Six grand? Well, maybe it was all the medical stuff that he might have had to go through. I don't
00:48know. I'm assuming it had to be. It's only six grand if you're going to a doctor. And if not,
00:57I'm getting into the Botox game because I'm going to be like anal Botox.
01:02Anal Botox is used to treat severe painful hemorrhoids and anal fissures by relaxing the internal anal sphincter muscle. It
01:09reduces anal spasms, improves blood flow to the area, and alleviates pain, often acting as a non-surgical alternative to
01:17reduce post-op pain or treat fissures.
01:20I wonder if he was in pretty bad shape and was in the hospital overnight, because that seems to be
01:28about what it costs to be there for one night.
01:32Between $750 and $1,500 a session, they say. But some specialized treatments reach up to $25,000 for complex
01:40cases.
01:41I guess it all depends where it is, right?
01:43I bet your insurance won't cover that.
01:45I bet they won't. Yeah, it's probably like you don't really need to get it done.
01:51So it's...
01:53Yikes.
01:54Never heard of that.
01:54But I mean, okay, how much is...
01:57Again, I hope I never get them, but I probably will. It's just a part of life.
02:01But how much is it worth?
02:03If you...
02:04Okay.
02:04Nothing to me.
02:05I don't know how long that would last, though. How long does Botox last?
02:08A few months.
02:09Three to four months.
02:10That seems like...
02:11Is four months of relief worth $6,500?
02:13I just had another one. I just had another one a little while ago. It was not a big deal.
02:17Okay.
02:17I wouldn't pay anything for any of it.
02:19It doesn't even do anything.
02:21So yours, others may be worse, though.
02:24Yes. I think some people get them and they balloon up to like a walnut size and they can't do
02:30anything about it.
02:31They don't change their diet. They don't change what they're doing.
02:34They just sit on the toilet and push and push and push and make them worse and worse and worse.
02:40And then they're like, they have to go and get $25,000 worth of Botox down on their butt.
02:46I think that does happen.
02:48Oh, it was covered by insurance.
02:50Oh, that's nice.
02:51Well, Botox like freezes you up, right?
02:54Mm-hmm.
02:54Isn't that...
02:56Freezes the muscles.
02:56Okay, but what does that do to your poop chute?
02:59Right.
02:59It makes it loose, maybe a little loose on one side.
03:04I don't want a loose poop chute.
03:05So that there's no strain or whatever?
03:07No strain. You can't strain anymore on that side.
03:10So it just flies right out of you?
03:11I think you probably... It's like a gasket. It's got a lot of different muscles.
03:16You just can't go too far with it.
03:18Like, we've seen people who get so much in their face, right, that they can't even smile
03:22if you go overboard on your Botox.
03:25I think they have to really isolate.
03:26They're going to be leaking, right?
03:28They have to really isolate.
03:30They're like, okay, this muscle right here is the one that keeps causing things to blow loose.
03:36And then they have to just do that one, you know?
03:39I don't know how many muscles there are around your...
03:42Anus?
03:43Yeah, your sphincter.
03:44Because it's a closing...
03:48Muscle.
03:49Because I don't know how it works.
03:50Because the sphincter is one, right?
03:53But that's all connected to the...
03:54That's what I'm saying, but like...
03:55Perennium.
03:56But like, it closes on many...
03:59Two main distinct ring-like muscles.
04:02The internal and external sphincters that surround the anus.
04:06So the whole thing just...
04:08So he had to get a shot right in the ring.
04:11Yeah, right in the ring.
04:12What's the needle for that look like?
04:14I don't want to think about it.
04:17You gotta know.
04:18How much would that hurt?
04:20Let's see it.
04:21Oh, he's gonna check it out.
04:24You know what?
04:25I think it would...
04:25It wouldn't be great.
04:27But I think like with hemorrhoids, if you've had them that bad,
04:30you probably have had the doctor go in and like manually pop them.
04:37And you've probably had a lot of needles back there.
04:40This guy said it...
04:41He keeps texting us.
04:42Didn't make it loose.
04:44Actually helped me poop normally again.
04:47Oh.
04:49Maybe like his is really tight like yours.
04:52And eventually you'll need to get this done to relax it a bit.
04:55It says it does help with the muscle relaxing.
04:57Oh, yeah.
04:58Effect.
04:59I don't need any muscle relaxing.
05:03Knock on wood, Chuck.
05:04Yes, exactly.
05:05Knock on that wood.
05:07There's a day.
05:08It's coming.
05:09Are you seriously looking for people getting anal injections?
05:12Yeah, but now there's a guy getting a plasma pen right in there for butt beautification.
05:18I mean, people are doing all sorts of different things.
05:20What do you mean?
05:21And I'm watching this go right into his anus.
05:24And this is acceptable.
05:26Right.
05:26This is acceptable.
05:28This is fine on YouTube, but us showing a news story that has a gun in it,
05:30as in a news story, got us banned.
05:33Yeah.
05:33He is having plasma injections right into his butt.
05:37I can show you some stuff on YouTube you can't even believe is on there.
05:41This is graphic.
05:42Oh, yeah.
05:43You don't want that.
05:44I'll take fingers any day of the week.
05:46Nope.
05:47You never think it's going to be you, and then it's you, and now it's this.
05:52So true.
05:53I think if I was getting anal injections, that would go through my head.
05:56Yeah, yeah.
05:57Yeah, but you're only doing it because you're like, I want it to look beautiful.
06:02You sent it?
06:03He sent something.
06:05Let's make sure we don't show it.
06:06Just for a second.
06:07Well, we're not on.
06:08Oh, yeah.
06:09We're not on.
06:09Yeah, it doesn't matter.
06:11We can do whatever.
06:12Pretty soon.
06:13We might never.
06:14You sent me the Google search.
06:15Yeah, that's true.
06:15Is that it?
06:16We could be totally off.
06:17Oh, I did again.
06:18Yeah.
06:18We just have to start a new one.
06:20It won't even let me look for some reason.
06:22Oh, they don't want you to see the company.
06:24The company doesn't want me to see anal Botox injections.
06:27They let me see everything else.
06:29I've never seen what's happening right now on your screen.
06:32It's just literally like flashing and then going away.
06:36How?
06:37How does that happen?
06:39It's hard to say.
06:41I don't know.
06:42All right.
06:42Anyway, this is perfect.
06:44I don't know.
06:45Like, are you challenged today?
06:47Are you mentally challenged?
06:48I don't know.
06:49He almost sent the link.
06:50He almost was able to send the link.
06:52Oh, darn it.
06:53Here we go.
06:54Oh, my God.
06:55That is too much.
06:56I told you.
06:57It's a man's ass.
06:58Yeah.
06:59How many people are working on this thing?
07:02At least two.
07:03We got two hands.
07:03Well, someone has to hold your ass open, right?
07:06I guess.
07:06And someone has to get in there with what looks like a soldering needle.
07:10I'm glad.
07:11I can't really tell what's going on.
07:13There's a plasma pen on the butthole for beautification.
07:15So they're burning it?
07:17They burn your butthole?
07:18Yeah.
07:19But if you go back in the beginning, you'll see him giving some, see, right in the back.
07:24Oh, my goodness.
07:25There's his shots.
07:28Oh, yeah.
07:28Look at that.
07:29He's like, yeah, go ahead.
07:30No.
07:31So he's numbing it.
07:33Probably.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:34What a job.
07:36You listen, you're in people's asses all day.
07:38Yeah, that's terrible.
07:39Why do you need anus beautification?
07:41Because people visit there.
07:42You know why.
07:43Because people visit there.
07:45Maybe they have a, you know, only fan or something.
07:46You should get this done.
07:47You've got people going back there now.
07:49You should get some anal beautification done.
07:51How would you feel if you...
07:52My anus is beautiful.
07:53Oh, yeah.
07:53How would you feel if someone was like, just so you know, you've got just a gorgeous looking...
07:57Anus.
07:58Little anus.
07:59I think Dave would like to hear it.
08:02Relax yourself.
08:03He thinks he does.
08:04I think he thinks he does.
08:05I didn't say that at all.
08:06I think he thinks he does.
08:08I just talked about the tightness factor.
08:10Right.
08:10Which I think he thinks translates into good looks.
08:15Good looking anus.
08:16No one sees my anus.
08:18A good looking anus.
08:19Look at this guy, though.
08:21I mean, man, when you're going to work on them, you get a get up on.
08:25Well, you need it.
08:25You've got lights and protection.
08:27Man, face mask, lights.
08:31You need to, like, yeah, mask for all the butt juice.
08:34Yeah.
08:35Oh, Lisa!
08:36Well, he's got a plasma cannon in there or something.
08:39Some kind of...
08:39Butt juice!
08:40Butt juice.
08:41Listen.
08:42You know.
08:42You know.
08:43It's like gross back there.
08:44Yeah, it is gross back there.
08:45Splash back.
08:46You never know.
08:48You need all the protection.
08:49Listen.
08:50You start melting stuff down back there.
08:52You don't know what's going to happen.
08:54He's got some cap.
08:55His eyes...
08:57Are his eyes protected?
08:58I don't know if his eyes are protected or if he's just behind that screen.
09:03Or he just has, like, those magnifying glasses.
09:06It's magnifying.
09:07So you can really get into the B-hole crevices?
09:09I mean, I would have that full face thing.
09:12Yeah.
09:12Like, even if I had that other getup, yeah, full face.
09:15It's a crazy specialization.
09:17It really is.
09:18It is.
09:18You get into med school, you're like, I'm beautifying butts.
09:22But I do think sometimes in med school, like, you're talking amongst your friends and they're
09:26like, oh, I'm going to become a gynecologist.
09:28I'm going to work on feet.
09:30I'm going to do this.
09:31And someone is like, well, have you heard about, like, doing stuff to people's butts?
09:37And you're like, no one else is going to do this.
09:40And if I do this, I'll have my own clinic.
09:43I'll make a boatload of dough.
09:45I do.
09:46I think that sometimes they're just like, I'll make a lot of money if I do that.
09:50I guess.
09:51There's a picture of Jason's last appointment.
09:55Oh, yeah.
09:55Really working on it.
09:57Not quite.
09:57Oh, boy.
09:58That's, they put a needle in there, though.
10:00Two fingers.
10:01Anyways.
10:03Crazy world out there.
10:04It is.
10:05Maybe.
10:06It's coming for us all.
10:07Maybe for Mother's Day, get someone anal beautification.
10:10Not a bad idea.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Mom, I want you to.
10:14That's weird.
10:15Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
10:16That's weird.
10:17Got you a new b-hole.
10:19It's weird.
10:20All right, coming up.
10:21Enough of that.
10:22You
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