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00:00I kissed Elle.
00:00I don't want to look at you.
00:02I don't want to be around you.
00:04And you can tell Elle I am done with her too.
00:06I don't want to lose Shannon as a friend.
00:08Previously on Elle.
00:10It's my mom.
00:11We were there to arrest her.
00:12Thousands of dollars in cash was reported stolen from school today.
00:15We found it in her car.
00:16You don't need to come to your own defense if we do it for you.
00:21It's everything we got from Anderson's office.
00:25What if the receipts aren't real?
00:27Principal Anderson was stealing money because he was being blackmailed for his secret.
00:33But by whom?
00:35Mayoral hopeful, Dean Wilson.
00:38You picked the wrong student body to mess with.
00:43E-L-L-E.
00:45That's how we...
00:48She's back.
00:50Shannon.
00:50Turns out, sweet, innocent Elle Woods is nothing more than a backstabbing blonde bitch.
01:03I think everyone would like to hear more from the great Elle Woods.
01:09Look, whatever you're about to read right now, I wrote it a long time ago.
01:13I never thought they'd actually print it.
01:15I'm sorry, these logistics are fascinating, but what is it she actually wrote?
01:20Basically, we were a hardship she had to overcome.
01:23We're not as privileged as she is.
01:25We're so focused on justice that we don't care that we dress like crap.
01:32But don't worry.
01:33She makes sure everyone knows it's not our fault that we don't have the access to the things that she
01:38does.
01:38Because what I've learned is to treat everyone with love and kindness, even if they don't have a skincare routine.
01:48It's not like anyone was rolling out the welcome wagon for me when I got here.
01:52I mean, you all prejudged me, too.
01:55Was Donna mean to you, too?
01:58Because according to these, when you got Donna fired, you didn't care about her job.
02:01You cared about your own comeback.
02:03What?
02:04You cared about all that shit about clearing Donna's name.
02:07You just cared about looking like a hero in front of the school and all those cameras.
02:11Well, now we know why your mom was filming everything.
02:13It wasn't like that.
02:15I just wanted to show I can make a positive impact somewhere.
02:21I don't know.
02:22Elle's also been pretty loyal.
02:25I mean, she's annoyingly dependable.
02:29Loyal is an interesting word.
02:32Because this is a person who also kissed Miles the night my mom died.
02:39Are you for real?
02:43I know this all sounds bad, but I...
02:45It sounds bad because it is bad.
02:52Please believe me.
02:53I want to be here.
02:57Seattle doesn't want you here.
03:06I want you to choose something for both of us.
03:09Why don't you just tell me what you want to watch instead of trying to make me guess?
03:14It's not Roadhouse, which we've watched, what, a hundred times?
03:17You love Roadhouse.
03:18No, you love Roadhouse.
03:20If I go along with it, that's not the same thing.
03:22I can't watch Patrick Swayze rip someone's throat out one more time.
03:26Oh, hey, honey.
03:27We were just having a little...
03:29Do you even realize what you've done?
03:31I...
03:32Okay.
03:33I hear your point, but we were both fighting.
03:35This isn't about you and Dad.
03:36Who cares about Dad?
03:37Hey!
03:39Yeah, you're right.
03:40No.
03:41Not the time to dissect that.
03:43I'm going to go.
03:49I know you submitted my Cosmo application after I specifically told you I didn't want to apply.
03:55It doesn't even matter that I won because everything else is gone.
03:58Oh, my God, that's a...
04:01Marvel.
04:02I was finally making progress here, and you threw it away.
04:06I was just trying to give you some options.
04:08Oh, well, it seems like option A is everyone hates me, and option B is everyone really hates me.
04:13And they should.
04:15I really hurt their feelings.
04:17But you were working so hard on that application.
04:19I just didn't want you to regret making a rash decision by not applying.
04:23So, you made a rash decision of your own.
04:28Elle, you don't even like Seattle.
04:32But I did.
04:37I will fix this.
04:40Just stay out of it this time.
04:42I don't need your help.
04:47Good morning, students.
04:48Let's talk about the plumbing situation.
04:50I'm not sure what you guys are putting in the urinals in the boys' room.
04:55But, um...
04:57No, I'm in the middle of just two minutes.
05:00But, we've said it before, the pipes are old.
05:03Pick cards, pick cards.
05:06Okay.
05:07Well, before we go, a couple of very limited words from Elle Woods.
05:16Just, where's the button when you're ready?
05:25Thank you, Interim Principal Burke.
05:27Who I think we can all agree is the fearless leader we need during these times.
05:32Okay, keep talking.
05:36To put it in a vernacular, I think you'll all understand.
05:41What else should I be?
05:45All apologies.
05:47Kurt Cobain.
06:02I know, due to recent events, many of you believe that I think I'm, you know, too good for this
06:09place.
06:10But that couldn't be further from the truth.
06:14I mean, I've actually learned so much from you all.
06:19Like, the other day, I caught myself frowning and I didn't even try to correct it.
06:26And I just did it again.
06:29Which you can't see, but, uh, yeah.
06:32I know I can't deny I wrote those horrible words in my essay, but I wrote them before I fell
06:40in love with Seattle and before I got to know all of you.
06:46I am so, so sorry for hurting the people I've come to appreciate so much.
07:09When you were in the floor, couldn't look you in the eyes.
07:19You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry.
07:29You float like a feather in a beautiful world.
07:40I wish I was special.
07:43I wish I was special.
07:45You're so fuckin' special.
08:02You're so, so sorry for hurting the people I've come to see.
08:14I'm only happy when it rains
08:19Pour your misery down
08:23Pour your misery down
08:27Pour your misery down
08:35I'm only happy when it rains
08:43You'll wanna hear about my new obsession
08:47I'm riding high upon a deep depression
08:51I'm only happy when it rains
08:55I'm only happy when it rains
08:57I'm only happy when it rains
09:08This one's got a pretty sweet racket
09:11That's what I said now
09:13I've got something to steal upon his jacket
09:16Ain't in his head now
09:17You marry him, your father will condone you
09:20How about that now you marry me
09:23Your father will disown you
09:25He'll eat his head now
09:27Marry him or marry me
09:29I'm the one that loves you many kids you see
09:31I ain't got no future or family tree
09:33But I know what a princess lover ought to be
09:35I know what a princess lover ought to be
09:38Hey mom!
09:54I'm up here!
09:56Come in!
10:01Welcome to Bruiser's New Palace
10:03I know
10:04Oh my
10:04I know, I know
10:05He's always wanted a canopy
10:07I know
10:07And I'm just getting him resettled into his pied-a-tue
10:11How was school?
10:12It was great
10:13I was still fluent in 99% of the gossip
10:17It was like I never left
10:19See, LA doesn't hold grudges like Seattle
10:21Even with your dad's whole nose situation
10:24I feel like people don't hold it against us
10:26Uh, what does dad think?
10:28I'm sure he would be happy for us
10:31You haven't talked to him?
10:32Well, we are big believers in
10:34Absence makes the heart grow fonder
10:38Does he know that?
10:40Oh, before I forget
10:42I just RSVP'd for us to that pre-Golden Globes party
10:45At Candy Spelling's Canyon House
10:48To think
10:49We almost missed such an important night
10:52For a bunch of people who don't even like me
10:53You still haven't heard from anyone from Seattle?
10:56They have had all of winter break
10:58To respond to my calls
11:00I just need to move on
11:01And find people who like me for me
11:03Honestly, this internship
11:04Couldn't have come at a better time
11:05Tomorrow is such an important step
11:07Toward your future
11:09And you can do anything
11:11Remember that
11:19Don't let go of your way
11:21Don't you ever consider giving up
11:24You will find
11:26Oh, it's a beautiful life
11:29Oh, oh, it's a beautiful life
11:33Oh, oh, it's a beautiful life
11:37Oh, oh, oh, I just wanna be here
11:40So this is obviously the first day of the rest of your lives
11:44I did this internship 10 years ago
11:46And now I am an executive assistant
11:49Thank you
11:49You're all Cosmo girls
11:51Or you wouldn't be here
11:52But let's go over some do's and don'ts
11:55You
11:55Denim
11:56Do
11:56Body suits
11:57Don't
11:57Minimalism
11:58Do
12:01You
12:01But I think it's cresting
12:04Being a Cosmo girl is all about being current
12:07There is a shared language and fashion
12:09And you all need to speak it
12:11And I can't help but notice that no one is writing this down
12:17Now, I wasn't sure if I wanted to save this until tomorrow
12:21But, well, seeing your eager little faces
12:24I just, I have to tell you
12:28Does everyone know who Anna St. George is?
12:30She's my favorite stylist of all time
12:32I once wrote a petition to the Nobel Prize Committee
12:34To honor her work in the field of faux fur
12:36Well, we work with her a lot here at Cosmo
12:39And your week is going to end with a styling session with her
12:42Like, in the flesh
12:46You can clap
12:48Now, whoever impresses her the most
12:51Will get to assist her at the Golden Globes
12:53Where she will be styling
12:55Heather Locklear
12:57Okay, pinch me
13:00Your homework
13:01For tomorrow
13:02Will be to present me with different accessories
13:04That you think could work for Heather
13:06You're all here for a reason
13:09Now it's time for you to prove it
13:13Do you think that Patrick's waiting to be there?
13:16I hope so
13:17Oh my god
13:18I might actually lose my mind
13:23Is this like the Golden Globes party?
13:26No, that feels more people's choice
13:28Oh, what about this for your Cosmo home run?
13:30I love that
13:31He's a designer
13:34I heard they have unethical labor practices
13:38What?
13:41Never mind, I don't know why I said that
13:42Must be a Seattle thing
13:44Yeah, Seattle can get to your head like that
13:46Yeah, Madison was only there a few days
13:48Before she started making out with some activist guy
13:50What?
13:53Oh, I mean
13:55Maybe that happened
13:56But also, I could be wrong
14:03Maybe you guys could find that purse in a vegan leather
14:10Yeah, that purse doesn't come in a vegan leather
14:15You kissed Dustin?
14:19Yes
14:22Um
14:24Why didn't you tell me?
14:26Well, we were fighting
14:27Which would have been bad enough
14:29But considering we were fighting about how much you had been withholding from me
14:34I don't know, maybe there was some tit for tat in there
14:39I'm sorry, I should have told you
14:41But
14:43I don't want to keep things from each other anymore
14:46I feel like we just got back to a good place
14:49Yeah, we have
14:52In the spirit of being honest with each other
14:54Can I ask you something?
14:55Of course
14:57Based on your face and your whole
15:00Everything right now
15:02Do you have a crush on Dustin?
15:05Uh
15:07No
15:09I don't
15:11I mean, if anyone in Seattle was crush material
15:14It was Miles
15:16I just feel bad that I made you feel like you couldn't tell me things
15:20I should have fought harder for our friendship
15:22Okay, well I could have been more understanding when I came to visit
15:25Well, I could be more understanding that you were less understanding
15:35Are you sure you don't like him?
15:37He's running around kissing my best friend
15:41Clearly I don't know him as well as I thought
15:44Good morning students
15:45Today's announcements start with some bad news
15:48As your interim principal
15:49I've had to make the very hard decision to cancel winter formal
15:53Now the school board is still in the process of digging itself out of the financial hole
15:57Some recent events have put us in
16:00Now I know this isn't the outcome that you all would have hoped
16:04And that concludes this morning's announcements
16:08Dude, does this mean we can suck the healing mat out of the balloon arch?
16:14Have you heard from her again?
16:16No
16:19She reached out a few times after she left
16:21But I wasn't ready
16:23I mean, I always thought she'd dump us for LA
16:26And here we are
16:29You can just go back to the status quo now, right?
16:31It's kind of messed up that she just left without saying goodbye though
16:34Sure, we were all mad at her and weren't talking to her
16:37But she just bailed
16:38I guess now she can go to her precious golden gloves though
16:41Right
16:41What?
16:43Normally I only see you this fired up about, like, freeing to bed
16:47So?
16:47So I wonder if you perhaps are having this reaction because you miss her
16:53I wonder if you should perhaps stop talking
16:58Bet you don't have morning coffees on the quad in Seattle
17:00I think that coffee's the only part of that sentence that existed in Seattle
17:04You don't have mornings?
17:06Well, oh, oh
17:08Hey
17:10Hi
17:10He just said hi to you
17:12You said hi back?
17:13That's basically third base
17:14You'll be kissing in no time
17:15Three-point plant style
17:17Oh, maybe it could even happen at the pre-Golden Globes party
17:19He's gonna be there
17:20His aunt did the set design on Sibyl
17:22Ooh, that'll give you guys time to figure out your best couple angles for prom portraits
17:25I can't believe that it's already prom season
17:28Like, didn't we just have winter formal before the holiday break?
17:31Oh my god
17:32Winter formal
17:32Oh, you didn't miss much
17:34Chad and Becca broke up again
17:35And they got back together again
17:37No, I totally forgot to tell Donna about a balloon arch I had ordered to Rainier West for our
17:43There, winter formal
17:46I hope someone signed for it
17:48I should have told them to position it on the West Wall for the most dramatic entry experience before I
17:53left
17:53I'm sure it's fine
17:54Can't they figure out their own balloon arch logistics?
17:58You're right
17:59I just don't like leaving odds and ends, I'm done
18:04Hey, Dad
18:05Miles!
18:06Guess who's here?
18:08Oh, there she was
18:09Hi
18:10Your dads have been so nice inviting me over so much now that you and Al are gone
18:16Oh, I just spoke to Al
18:17Yeah
18:18Yeah
18:19How, how is she?
18:21Oh, well, you know, she's great, you know, she loves L.A.
18:26Really, sounds like she's thriving there
18:28Yeah!
18:28Mm-hmm
18:30That's cool
18:30Yeah, and because of the whole internship thing, she gets to go to the Golden Globes, which has always been
18:34her dream
18:35I am so happy for her, even if I can't show my face in L.A.
18:39The whole persona non grata thing
18:44So, uh, has she mentioned anything else or, you know, like, anyone else?
18:51What do you mean?
18:53Like, uh, I don't know, anything about Seattle or anything?
19:00Mm-mm
19:01Check this out
19:05Whoa, what's with the banner?
19:07Elle approached me with one of her genius ideas at the homecoming meet
19:13Her thought was that small businesses sponsor the dance, and that money goes to the support staff
19:19It's win-win
19:20That's, uh, not a bad idea
19:26Hey, can we talk?
19:28Well, you just cut me so we're not off to a great start
19:31Okay, whatever, look, I have some intel, seems kind of like a you thing
19:33I'm fascinated to see what you think a me thing is
19:36This is fine
19:37The thing is about Elle
19:40Hey, you remember the dance she was planning?
19:41You mean the one she asked me to?
19:44She asked you
19:45Yeah
19:47Clearly, she has good taste
19:49Okay
19:53So, I guess her whole thing was it wasn't really even about being a dance
19:56It was a fundraiser for the support staff
19:58Which would have helped even more now since they got boned by Principal Anderson and Dean
20:03All right, look, I know the dance was cancelled
20:04But doesn't it seem like she was on to something?
20:08Unfortunately, yes, it's a good idea
20:09I mean, not the dancing part or the school sanctioned part or any of the old woodsy stuff
20:15But the fundraising, that's good
20:17So should we do that?
20:18We could call Elle
20:19No
20:21And we wouldn't do the Elle version
20:24What's the one thing everyone at this school agrees is worthwhile?
20:27Carpent mart
20:28We could ask Bob's your uncle to perform and donate the proceeds
20:31I mean, basically be like our version of Live Aid
20:33Except for school secretaries instead of famine
20:36Yeah, that's good
20:38We could call it our winter informal
20:41Let's do it
20:42Liz, you're good at zines
20:43So we'll put you in charge of the flyers
20:45I'm good at getting the word out
20:46So I'll do that
20:47And you can, you know, sweet talk all the local businesses into sponsoring the event
20:53And I could provide the drinks
20:56My parents never locked their liquor cabinet
20:58Great
20:59I love that you're doing this despite Elle
21:01I mean, I try to tell everyone that Elle people are entitled
21:03At the record state, we're doing this out of a desire to help others
21:06Not to spite Elle Woods
21:08Exactly
21:08That's what I was saying
21:10The important thing is that we're doing this our way
21:13Not Elle's
21:17Not Elle's
21:18Renew West High School
21:20Donna?
21:21Elle Woods
21:22Hi
21:24I just called to apologize
21:26There was a balloon arch situation I completely mishandled
21:30Yeah, I'm not sure if that's an issue
21:32No one's talking about it?
21:34Not that I've heard of
21:37Well, great
21:40Hey, your dance is back on, baby
21:44I didn't know it was off
21:46Yeah, it was
21:47But Liz and Dustin and Miles and believe it or not, Kimberly got it back on track
21:52Oh
21:53Yeah, it's less of a dance and more of a concert at Carpet Mart
21:58But I'm actually a little fuzzy on the creative
22:01But it involves raising money for the school
22:03And get this, they're calling it a winter informal
22:09That's great
22:10Yeah, well, you know these kids
22:12They always march to the beat of their own drum
22:15Yeah, they definitely do
22:18Hey, so how's your, what you call it, internship?
22:22Oh, uh, it's awesome, actually
22:25Do you know Heather Locklear?
22:27Oh, I'm sorry, Elle, I have to go
22:29There's a whole blood thing happening here
22:31I'm glad you're happy
22:32This is what you wanted
22:35Yeah
22:47And that goes with that?
22:48Exactly
22:49I know her reputation precedes her
22:51But be prepared for Anna to be savage
22:53Oh, she once pulled Carl Lagerfield out of a cat adoption ceremony
22:57To berate him for sending her the wrong pants
23:01Hmm, not bad
23:04Thank you
23:05I'm impressed
23:07Everyone here is on trend
23:09Which means you're all on the right path
23:10You have very similar taste, actually
23:15We chose well
23:21Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
23:24That we have the same taste, I mean
23:26I think it's good
23:28We're all channeling our inner and outer Cosmo girl
23:32You knocked it out of the park
23:33I'll be presenting all of your choices to Anna St. George at the styling session
23:38Oh, my God
23:39Particularly you, Elle
23:41You have a real knack for this
23:47So, how is the winter informal planning going?
23:51It's pretty complicated
23:52But we'll figure it out
23:55Elle called the school
23:58Hmm
23:59Yeah, pretty sure she just wanted to hear how everything was going at school
24:03But definitely sounds like she misses everybody
24:08Right
24:09Can I say something?
24:14I have a feeling you will anyway
24:17She obviously messed up
24:19Big time
24:20And I'm not happy about anybody hurting your feelings
24:22But
24:23Do you think there's a chance that your reaction to all this
24:27Isn't even totally about Elle?
24:29I mean, what else could it be about?
24:31Well, sweetie, you have had a fear of abandonment since you were little
24:35Justifiably with your dad and all
24:38So you think this thing with Elle just fed into that?
24:42I'm just saying
24:45Maybe one day you could cut her the smallest break
24:49I mean
24:51She did basically save me from serving three to ten years in jail
24:59Janet, can you put that rack there?
25:00No, not that rack
25:01That rack
25:02Over there
25:03Where is her tab?
25:05She has to have her room temperature tab
25:07I have it
25:10Thank you
25:13We have your first choice look on the mannequin over there
25:16And then those accessories we talked about
25:19The interns and I found some earrings that feel pretty perfect
25:23Can I just say it's not
25:25Oh, they're lovely, right?
25:30The only thing more impressive than the interns' eye for earrings is maybe my eye for talent
25:37That was a joke
25:38Unless you don't want it to be
25:43That's nice
25:49Wait
25:53I just want to say
25:55This look is very 1994 Vogue
26:02This is Elle
26:03Our most opinionated intern
26:07Who I'm sure means that 1994 Vogue is a great thing
26:11It is
26:12But it's also safe
26:16Can I just
26:18Okay
26:31A Cosmo girl is fearless
26:35And
26:36I'm sorry
26:37But everyone in this room is full of fear
27:04And we'd continue these safety pins to her mid-thigh with the sheer lining underneath
27:14To me, fearless is finding something new
27:28Good instinct
27:34Okay, but pavement is so much better than the Smashing Pumpkins
27:38It is actually insane
27:39See, that is where you're wrong
27:41Oh, really?
27:43Oh, not it
27:46Let me guess, you want the new PJ Harvey?
27:49Obviously
27:50Should be in Alt-Rock
27:52Subsection
27:53Punk Blues
27:54Sub-subsection
27:55Female Punk Blues
27:57And also right here
28:03How pissed are you at Elle?
28:06Uh, pretty pissed
28:08But working on it
28:11That's generous of you
28:13Well, my mom pointed out that my reaction to Elle might be a tiny bit influenced by a general
28:20Fear of abandonment with my dad
28:24With certain people who hooked up with me at summer camp
28:27And then made sure no one ever, ever found out
28:30Would you like a bag?
28:33Not no one
28:37I told Shannon
28:39Oh
28:42I, uh, didn't know that
28:45Yeah
28:48Oh, uh, anyway
28:50So I really came by because I have some bad news
28:53Well, good news
28:54Disguised as bad news
28:55Bob's your uncle broke up
28:57So they can't perform at Carpenter
28:59So we're screwed
29:01Yes, I can totally see how that might be good news
29:03Can you let me finish?
29:06I was thinking that maybe you would want to perform instead
29:11Yeah, in what world?
29:14This one
29:16The only person who's ever seen me perform in public is my mom
29:19And that's because she came home early one time when I was singing in my room
29:24But your music's really good
29:27You haven't heard my music
29:29And, like, only three people have ever bought that tape, so
29:35Duh
29:38Sick
29:39Uh, yeah
29:42Yeah, it's, uh
29:46Just think about it
29:55So how does it feel to be back?
29:58Vanessa
29:58Is there a word stronger than ecstasy?
30:02Is that good?
30:03I know
30:04There was, like, five seconds I thought I'd gotten myself banned from the world of fashion
30:08And possibly the world itself for life
30:11But it was, like, everything inside of me was telling to trust my gut and be my own self
30:16Way to be profound, Elle
30:18I just kept thinking about this thing Liz told me when I went to this pool party that wasn't actually
30:22a pool party in a bikini
30:23Liz, who ran you out of Seattle?
30:26Yes
30:28Sort of
30:29It's more nuanced than that
30:36Is that Heather Locklear?
30:38Why, Heather?
30:39Oh, my God, I am addicted to Melrose Place
30:41Well, we need to go say hi to her
30:43Uh, more importantly
30:44Hot Josh at 12
30:45Now 11.45
30:45Now 12.15
30:46Let's get her
30:47Yeah
30:50Hey
30:52Do you think we could talk somewhere?
30:56Absolutely
30:56I just remembered I have to pee
31:14Excuse me
31:24You can sit
31:28How did you
31:29Please
31:30Don't draw attention to yourself
31:32I'm hiding
31:42Who are you hiding from?
31:45Everyone
31:47I'm hiding, too
31:50Not from everyone
31:51Just a boy
31:52What's wrong with him?
31:54Too short?
31:54Too dumb
31:58Too expected
32:01You impressed me the other day
32:04Wow, that means, well, everything
32:06You don't have to do that?
32:08Everyone does that
32:09No, no, I mean it
32:10I mean, your opinion means a lot to me
32:12Well, you're going to assist me at the Golden Globes tomorrow
32:20Oh
32:21That's typically followed by a high-pitched scream
32:24No, trust me, I'm screaming internally
32:29I've imagined this happening so many times
32:32And now it finally is
32:36And now it finally is
32:37And it feels
32:40It feels
32:43Expected
32:49It's a long story
32:51It's a long story but I spent last semester somewhere really out of my comfort zone
32:59It was the first time in my life I felt challenged
33:05And now I'm here doing what I love and it's not challenging
33:14I have a friend who worked at Perry Ellis
33:16And he felt the people at his fashion house were playing a little safe
33:22So one day he decided to be fearless
33:26He went against the grain and sent a line of flannel and Doc Martens down the runway
33:30Critics crucified him
33:32What kind of idiot puts a beanie on Cape Moss?
33:36He totally bombed
33:38And his bosses at Perry Ellis fired him on the spot
33:44It was the most compelling runway I've ever seen
33:51Sometimes friction means you're in the right place
33:56I have to make the rounds
34:02Before you go, who is your designer friend?
34:06Mark Jacobs
34:10Keep my eye out for his name
34:14I'll do the same for yours
34:21Are you kidding me?
34:23The studio was suing me
34:25I've gotten bankrupt because of this
34:26I don't know what you're talking about
34:28But I'm so sorry
34:30What's going on?
34:31Are the past apps not getting past enough?
34:33I'm not sure
34:34The caterer recognized your mom and started freaking out
34:38Oh my god
34:40That's my dad's botched nose job, lady
34:45He didn't bankrupt you?
34:48Your money problems were all over page six
34:51Well before you ever stepped foot into Wyatt's office
34:53I made a few bad financial decisions, okay?
34:58But this isn't about the money
34:59They took away my cover of Soap Opera Digest, alright?
35:03They gave it to Kelly Ripa
35:04Kelly Ripa
35:05You and I should have a private conversation somewhere
35:08Oh, oh private
35:09I'm so sorry, I'm being too loud for you
35:12I'm embarrassing you
35:13I wonder what that feels like
35:14I know that he made a mistake
35:16A mistake?
35:17This is more than a mistake, okay?
35:19He ruined my life
35:20This is bad
35:22Please, come on
35:23I'm not going to cause a scene
35:25I just want to talk to her
35:26I, I, I'm fine
35:27You're a monster
35:29Monster
35:31I don't know
35:32She's, you know
35:33I, I mean
35:34I think her anger issues probably cost her her career
35:38That's sad
35:39And, and not Wyatt's very minor mistake, Jordan
35:43Um
35:44But in, in some ways
35:45Some, some might say
35:47That Wyatt actually helped her career
35:48Because I don't know that she should have done that soap cover
35:51This nose might have opened up her career
35:54She could be smelling success
35:57Hey, hey
35:58Okay
35:58Hey, hey
35:59Are, are you alright?
36:00My dad's PR person can make this go away like that
36:03Okay
36:03Just say the word
36:05Word
36:06Okay
36:06Um, maybe I could talk to my mom alone for a second
36:09Of course
36:13Hey, hey
36:14Susie
36:14Sorry
36:15What, what are you, what are you gonna do?
36:17I don't know
36:19I think I'm gonna send her flowers tomorrow morning
36:21Okay
36:22And hope that everything will be okay
36:23I just, I feel like we keep running away from our problems
36:27Instead of facing them head off
36:29You and dad
36:30Me and
36:32Basically everyone in Seattle
36:34Okay
36:37What if we went back?
36:39L.A. is an easy fix to a hard problem
36:43Sweetie
36:44And, and something I'm realizing is
36:45I miss doing things the hard way
36:49Seattle has friction
36:51And, and I think
36:52I need that
36:56Passion will always be here for me
36:58But
36:59I still have a lot of life to learn
37:05I know you just got your life back
37:07Let's do it
37:09Really?
37:10Yeah
37:11I mean, it's a great idea
37:13Let's go
37:13And I have some
37:17Friction
37:17That I need to face too
37:21Uh, maybe
37:23Tomorrow
37:24Okay
37:24Yeah
37:25What about, what about the Golden Globes?
37:27There's this thing called an informal
37:28In Seattle
37:29I think I'd rather be at
37:32Okay
37:34There's, um
37:35There's just one more thing I need to do
37:54Who are we spying on?
37:56Hmm
37:57I thought these agents would have some good gossip
37:59But
38:01It's just a boring story about Mr. Holland's opus
38:03Hmm
38:06How is she?
38:09She'll be okay
38:13And are you still hiding from Josh?
38:17Not actively
38:22I actually wanted to talk to you about something
38:26You're going back to Seattle
38:30How, how did you
38:31I know you
38:33Your heart's still there
38:34But I don't want to make the same mistakes as last time
38:38Our friendship means so much to me
38:41And I want to be better about checking in and visiting
38:44You know
38:45The thing about being friends with someone like you
38:49Is knowing when to let them shine
39:04Someone's getting better about not barking the entire flight
39:07A little jet better
39:17I'm going to go meet dad outside
39:20You take your time
39:31Hey
39:39I'm not sure if you ever want to speak to me again
39:42But
39:43The only thing weirder than talking to you
39:46Feels like not talking to you
39:49Are you?
39:51Um, coming
39:53You?
39:54Going
39:55Back to my dad's house
39:58I was
39:58I was only here to get some things in order
39:59And
40:01I've been being honest
40:04To blow up my life a little
40:05A little
40:08Yeah, I deserved it
40:09I'm sorry for
40:12Outing your kiss to the school
40:14I think a big reason
40:15I was so mad at you guys
40:17Was because I was mad at myself
40:19For breaking up with him in the first place
40:22And at the universe
40:23For taking my mom away
40:27I'm sorry
40:29For everything
40:31I don't want to be mad at you
40:32Forever
40:35Or him
40:38You guys have to live your lives
40:39And I have to
40:40Live mine
40:45Final boarding for Denver
40:46Flight 712
40:47Please report to gate
40:49Am I the only thing
40:50Stopping you from being with him?
40:55Probably
40:59Well
41:00I'm okay
41:04Bye
41:11Bye
41:13Bye
41:19So
41:20Excited to be back
41:34I said
41:35Are you excited to be back?
41:41No
41:44Sorry
41:45I didn't want to get into this until later
41:47But if you're asking me
41:51No
41:54Okay
41:55I know you and Seattle
41:56Didn't get off on the best start
41:58And I think maybe it's because we didn't try
42:00Seattle's not the problem
42:03Okay
42:04It's just been easier to blame Seattle
42:07Because it's so easy to blame Seattle
42:09Than to dig into the thing that's actually making me unhappy
42:16Which is?
42:21I've let your career dictate my life
42:26And then you made this mistake
42:29That turned our lives upside down
42:31And I just
42:34Let you
42:35Didn't you just do that?
42:37Didn't you just spearhead that whole Cosmo thing with Elle?
42:40And you didn't even ask me how I felt about it
42:43Yes, exactly
42:44Because the Woods family policy is to just avoid our problems at all costs
42:48And I sent in Elle's Cosmo application
42:51Because I didn't want to admit how unhappy I am
42:53I was running from you and our problems
42:55And I have to just
42:57Face them
43:00Head on
43:02What does that look like?
43:07Oh
43:10Hi Dad
43:15Hey, I know I acted all cool
43:18And put on a brave face when we spoke on the phone
43:20But I really missed you
43:21You cried almost every time we spoke
43:24Yeah
43:25And I'm so happy to see you two
43:27But there's a winter informal I really need to get to, so
43:31Copy that
43:35Chad and Charlie said that your friend Liz is performing tonight
43:39She's what?
43:40Yeah
43:40But why didn't you tell me?
43:42Well, until 24 hours ago, you were still living in L.A.
43:46I can't miss Liz's debut as the next
43:49Um
43:51Famous girl singer she'd have a reference for
43:53Carole King
43:54Step on it, please
43:55Go, honey
44:02Sorry
44:07Okay
44:09And I hope
44:10Uh, I got it
44:12Okay, well I'm gonna do it anyway
44:15Uh, how's it looking out there?
44:17Oh, there's so many people
44:18Yeah, it's wild
44:26Are you good?
44:29Yeah, I'm fine
44:33I'm fine
44:35It's me
44:38Yeah, I'm kind of freaking out
44:52Well, now I'm freaking out more
44:53It was supposed to have the opposite effect
44:55Why would that have the opposite effect?
44:56I don't know
45:02Check, one, two
45:04Check, check
45:06Okay
45:09Let's do it again
45:19Liz Miller to the stage, please
45:21Liz Miller to the stage
45:22Shut up, Todd
45:31What is this?
45:32It's not even rush hour
45:33Well, there's an Urbana tribute thing happening at Mercer Arena
45:37Oh
45:38Wait
45:38It's just a cover band
45:40I mean, it's not even the original lineup for obvious reasons
45:42I didn't make this big, life-changing choice
45:45Just to screw up the physical embodiment of this big, life-changing choice
45:48I respect that, sweetie
45:49But it's not like I can move these cars
46:07Hi
46:10Hi, um
46:12My name is
46:13I don't know what I'm doing
46:14You already know
46:15Who I am
46:16Um
46:17Go, Liz!
46:39I'm making a run for you
46:49I don't know what you're going to say
46:50And you're going to try and talk me out of it
46:51But I promise I will be safe
46:53I just need you to trust me, okay?
46:54You forgot something
47:05Thank you
47:06Thank you
47:09Bye, Dad
47:10Good luck
47:14Come on!
47:27You think she'll make it?
47:30She'll make it
47:31End in heels
47:46You got this!
47:49You got this!
47:49Don't hate me
47:49Don't hate me
47:50Don't hate me
47:53Don't hate me
48:02Don't hate me
48:03Don't hate me
48:04Don't hate me
48:05Just may be
48:06Just may be
48:07Just may be
48:08You may be
48:10You may be
48:10You may be
48:12You may be
48:12You may be
48:13I'm
48:13You can figure it out
48:23He did this themselves
48:48I miss you. Did I miss it?
49:13In a vernacular, we'll all understand. Here's a Nirvana song.
49:19Oh, I know that one. Actually, technically, it's a cover of a cover because Nirvana covered
49:24this themselves.
49:25Yes. Right.
49:32Galen!
50:17Galen!
50:19Galen!
50:19Can you feel my love first? Can you feel my love first?
50:35She's really good, right?
50:39Who can you be at your awards ceremony?
50:42This felt more important.
50:54You really hate me, huh?
51:03What happened to the Elwoods who never gives up?
51:07I didn't give up.
51:08Right.
51:12Okay, I technically did, but I also apologize.
51:15I called. I even emailed. No one wanted to hear it.
51:18Because we were hurt.
51:21I was hurt.
51:23And then you just left.
51:27Why'd you ask me to the dance?
51:30What?
51:30Why did you ask me to the dance?
51:35Why'd you say yes?
51:41Are you seriously going to make me say this out loud?
51:43Baby...
51:49Baby...
51:51Baby...
52:07Baby...
52:09Oh, my God.
52:39Can you feel my love, can you feel my love?
53:28Can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love?
53:58Can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love?
54:28Can you feel my love, can you feel my love?
54:58Can you feel my love, can you feel my love?
55:28Can you feel my love, can you feel my love?
55:39Can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love?
55:44You
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