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00:03Previously on Below Deck Med.
00:05Have fun.
00:06Ahhhh.
00:07Mother.
00:07Oh, mother.
00:09Get a ride.
00:10Me and Nathan just clicked back into our groove.
00:12It's like I'm Batman-y, Robin.
00:14Yeah, you're going to be my lead.
00:16I can trust you on there.
00:17I bring presents.
00:19Oh my God, that's so beautiful.
00:22Hailey, I'm going to make you my second stew.
00:26Wow.
00:26I want Aisha to know that she chose the right person.
00:30When we run through the escape room, I'll write a script.
00:33That's the bomb.
00:34She's going to save yourself.
00:36Oh my God.
00:37Oh my God.
00:39So fun.
00:41You need to tell you death.
00:4350,000.
00:49What if tomorrow we went and did something fun?
00:52Are you asking me on a date?
00:53Yeah, let's go do something fun.
00:54I doubt.
00:55I know.
00:55And you want to meet you for the first time.
00:57We know each other for four days now.
00:59Yeah.
00:59What if that's enough?
01:00It's fine.
01:01I hate feeling like second choice.
01:04We talk.
01:04Sorry, Joy.
01:05I can't because it's a love time of .
01:07I've been cheating on in every relationship I've been in.
01:10I've always been second.
01:12I want to make her not feel like she is a second choice.
01:18What's up?
01:19I don't want to talk to anyone.
01:36Do you sleep on your side or do you sleep like a log?
01:39I'm usually on my side, yeah.
01:40Same.
01:40Let's go to bed.
01:41Let's go to bed.
01:42It's late as .
01:43It was no retainer night for me tonight.
01:45With life on the edge like that.
01:47Yeah, I really came up here prepared.
01:54Oh, look what the you do.
01:57Oh, my God.
02:04Is that Joy?
02:06It could be Joy.
02:07Finding out if you just had sex and she's about that.
02:10Oh, my God.
02:11Let's go to bed.
02:14So romantic.
02:16I think we go separately.
02:19Huh?
02:20You've had a good night.
02:21It's been fantastic.
02:23And we've just made mistakes.
02:25If you're trying to be better.
02:26Really?
02:27Yeah?
02:28Yeah.
02:28Yeah?
02:29OK.
02:31Oh, my God.
02:32OK.
02:33Never mind.
02:33It's OK.
02:34There we go.
02:38I'm just sweating.
02:40I'm just sweating.
02:40It's painful.
02:41I don't mind.
02:42It's painful.
02:43It's painful.
02:44It's painful.
02:45It's painful.
02:46It's painful.
02:46It's painful.
02:46It's painful.
02:47It's painful.
02:48It's painful.
03:03It's painful.
03:04I think you're wrong.
03:05Yeah.
03:08I'm coming here.
03:12Say, good morning, Daniel.
03:15Hey, girl.
03:31This anchorage shouldn't be too busy.
03:33Mm-hmm.
03:42Bleh.
03:45You came on your boss's sheets.
03:48I was thinking about hanging them on my wall and creating a painting.
03:53Stop.
03:54Put your sheets in and I'll do them for you.
03:56Good morning.
03:57Good morning.
03:59I'm picking up cigarettes.
04:12I love you.
04:13I'm good.
04:20Do you want to hold that?
04:24I'll take one.
04:27I feel terrible this morning.
04:29I think Luke picked Jane last night over me.
04:32And I'm already heartbroken.
04:35I think they may have kissed.
04:37I can feel it in the energy of the boat.
04:39Anyway, he has to choose her.
04:42So, whatever.
04:43I don't like him anymore.
04:45F*** her.
04:50Morning.
04:50Oh, f***.
04:52Oh, s***.
04:53Holy hell, bro.
04:55So, how was your night?
04:56Did you do anything not today?
04:58The snakes switched with us.
05:00I think so.
05:01Really?
05:02Oh, f***ing A, bro.
05:04Let's just act together, at least.
05:09My hair is, like, too big to function right now.
05:11What was people doing with your hair last night, bro?
05:14Nothing happened, I swear.
05:15Did he ask you on a date?
05:17Oh, my God.
05:18Dude, you are so wholesome.
05:20It's so cute.
05:21Hello, boys.
05:22Hey, man.
05:24Yo, good morning.
05:25Good morning.
05:26How was your day?
05:27Fantastic.
05:27Yeah?
05:28Yeah, man.
05:28I'll be out this day.
05:31Good morning.
05:32Good morning.
05:37He's back early.
05:43How was your last night?
05:44It was fun.
05:45Complicated.
05:47It sounded like y'all were cuddling pretty hard in the cab.
05:50Can we just focus on having a great charter season?
05:52Can we just clean the boat?
05:54Yeah.
05:54When you get a chance, it's so dusty.
05:57Did you see any of the sheets come into laundry today?
05:59Um, no.
06:01You want to do bow and then bridge or bridge and bow?
06:04Nathan said bow and then bridge.
06:06Okay.
06:07Let's make a plan.
06:09Oh, f***.
06:10Give me a sec.
06:11Yeah, give me a sec.
06:13Talk real quick.
06:14Um, I honestly, uh, I think Katrina is, is...
06:19She's sweet, man.
06:20She is.
06:21I was hoping to take Katrina out on a date.
06:23Well, if you want to ask her, man, f***, I'll give you my blessing.
06:25Yeah.
06:26Go for it today.
06:27You can go.
06:28So nice.
06:28F***, I'll step ahead.
06:29Yeah, for sure.
06:31Deck crew, deck crew.
06:32Meet me on the bridge for a preference sheet meeting.
06:34Can we please meet in the main salon?
06:36Happy.
06:37Okay.
06:38Can you believe it?
06:39We're going into Charter 3.
06:40Pat is our primary.
06:41Pat wants to celebrate his recent engagement to fiancee Karen with his sisters, Elizabeth and
06:46Laura, and friends, Amanda, Ashley, Andy, and Kurt.
06:49Play.
06:50They want a shorter Charter, so they're only going to be here for two days.
06:53Oh, yeah?
06:53But one thing that brings this group of friends together is an undying love for Game of Thrones.
06:59Yeah.
07:00What a joy is coming.
07:01I love Game of Thrones.
07:04It's the best show ever created.
07:06This is a masterpiece for the fantasy lovers.
07:09Pat is hoping that the Yaku can coordinate a lush happy hour cocktail picnic.
07:13Following a cocktail picnic, Pat would love to take his group on a walking tour of Game of Thrones
07:19filming sites, bringing elements of medieval flair into the excursion.
07:23Dubrovnik is a once-in-a-lifetime experience for Game of Thrones fans.
07:28Jakaris.
07:29I mean, the old town is literally King's Landing, but with two excursions in one day, we've got
07:36a lot of moving parts.
07:38It's also a celebration of Pat and Karen's engagement, so we really need to hit it out
07:42of the park for them.
07:44This is your time to shine.
07:45All right, this is going to be sick, I reckon.
07:46Get the boat turned around, and we go on charter the next day.
07:50Could you please tidy in the lower cabins?
07:52Tidy up the tables, tidy up the stainless, do the stanchions.
07:56All right, let's smash this out, lad.
07:58A little bit of a mildew-y smell in here.
08:00I don't think so.
08:01F***.
08:05F*** me, Rose.
08:06Oof.
08:09You can flush my box too.
08:11Yes.
08:12You know, you can use this as soundproofing.
08:14Yes, you don't hear your bulls***.
08:17It's impossible to not see the disappointment in Joy's face.
08:20I think I've misread the whole situation when she said, you're single, have fun, do your
08:25thing.
08:25I like to lift over you, but do you need to taste the grass, it's better.
08:32I think it was a test.
08:33I've definitely failed this test.
08:34Did you have a good night?
08:36Absolute misery.
08:37Great.
08:37Skills, skills.
08:39I feel like we're making good progress.
08:40We can knock off.
08:41Deck team, knock it on the head for tonight.
08:44Yeah.
08:45This is nice.
08:46Mm-hmm.
08:49Look at this mess.
08:51It's got the whole freaking closet.
08:52I'm so excited.
08:54Dude.
08:56Oh, my God.
08:56Are you going to smoochy, smoochy?
09:00Kat?
09:01Yeah?
09:02Are you bringing a bag?
09:03Yeah.
09:03Okay.
09:04I was going to say, we should.
09:05Baby, too.
09:06There you go.
09:07Yeah, I'll carry that.
09:08Oh, my God.
09:09What a gentleman.
09:09I'm leaving now.
09:10I'm just super excited to get off the boat and have some fun with Kat.
09:14I'm like, she's really cute.
09:15Yeah, this is going to be a good time.
09:17I think I am a little more old school.
09:18My mom raised me to be a Southern gentleman.
09:21Yeah, hello.
09:22Let me give you what I call Cooper Dawson's rules of dating.
09:26I'm so excited.
09:28Rule number one, be a gentleman in all aspects.
09:31A woman should never have to open the door for herself.
09:33I think we're pulling out.
09:35Let me come get that door for you.
09:39You good?
09:41So good.
09:42On the first date, she shouldn't have to pay for herself, either.
09:45This is the place.
09:46Yeah.
09:46I forgot my wallet.
09:48I'm just kidding.
09:49Cute.
09:50This is so sick.
09:51I'm actually swimming.
09:52Not in the cave.
09:53We're going swimming outside the cave.
09:54I'm so excited.
09:56You have the menu, so it's side, which we're going to do.
09:58Perfect.
10:00Okay.
10:00Are you reading at all?
10:01No.
10:02I'm just looking at your face.
10:03I know.
10:05Rule two, you don't kiss on the first date.
10:08I'm trying to have a little bit of mystery.
10:10All right, so when you come to Charleston, meet some of the homies, that's how you got to do it.
10:13Teach me.
10:15You don't need to be taught.
10:17I don't even know what the f***ing Game of Thrones is, bro.
10:19It's about the chair.
10:20The chair?
10:21Yeah.
10:22The chair is the throne.
10:24Game of Thrones.
10:29Hello, Mom.
10:30Hello.
10:31Well done.
10:33How are you?
10:34A little bit better.
10:35Uh, no, I'm not.
10:37I'm not.
10:38I'm not.
10:38I grew up with my mom.
10:40My dad left when I was about five.
10:43So my mom is like one of my best friends.
10:46I'm caught in a bit of a love triangle at the moment.
10:48One's younger.
10:49She's from the States.
10:50And the other one is from France.
10:52I've hooked up with the American girl.
10:55It's just like a little fling.
10:57Meaningless.
10:58Just a face you'll know.
10:59Judging by how she's treating me today, I think she knows.
11:02I think she feels quite hurt.
11:03And now I'm raged in guilt.
11:06You have to speak to both of them.
11:08You have to say, I'm sorry this happened.
11:11And just stick to your integrity.
11:13Whatever you say, you have to walk you talk.
11:16It's as simple as that.
11:17We all mess up.
11:18So I think that one of the hardest things is learning to forgive myself.
11:22But my mom always made me feel like I was enough.
11:25She's always been the number one supporter.
11:27Well, thanks for the chat.
11:28I appreciate it.
11:30Love you lots too, mom.
11:31Bye.
11:32Are you like the dating type?
11:34Do you go on a lot of dates?
11:36I've only had three girlfriends.
11:39One was for two years.
11:40Wheezy.
11:41Yeah.
11:41So how about you?
11:42Have you ever been in love?
11:44I thought I was.
11:45But in the moment I thought, and then looking back, I'm like, I don't think so.
11:48Like scary, right?
11:49You're in a vulnerable position.
11:50Yeah, but I like taking my time.
11:52Like that's why I'm.
11:53Yeah, same.
11:54Lucky I met you.
11:55I really, really like him.
11:56He's just so like charming in a way.
11:59Oh my God.
12:00First time to him.
12:01It's like, I got Southern Charm.
12:03I say we wrap this up and we jump in the water.
12:05Let's do it.
12:06Let's do it.
12:11Everything's full.
12:16Stop the.
12:17Let's go in.
12:22Where'd you go?
12:30My cheeks hurt from smiling so much.
12:33It's a little bit of fireworks.
12:39I know I said earlier, you don't kiss on the first date.
12:42But rule number three is if you do kiss, don't kiss and tell.
12:46And if I follow rule number three, technically rule number two is still intact.
12:50And if I follow rule number two is still intact.
12:55I'm young.
12:56I'm still learning.
12:57You ready?
12:58Yeah.
12:58Let's get back.
13:01Coming up.
13:02Thank you for the dishes.
13:03You are very welcome.
13:05You stay at 45 minutes past your shift to help with her.
13:09I don't know.
13:10Whoa.
13:11We're like, this is psycho stuff.
13:34We're back home.
13:35Oh my God.
13:36Your seat's wet.
13:38We're back.
13:39We're back to get on that thing.
13:44Missy, how was your day?
13:45So good.
13:46A little romantic kiss in the ocean.
13:49Like rom-com movie vibes.
13:51Oh my God, bro.
14:12Oh my God.
14:14I forgot to tell you.
14:16So last night I slept on Nathan's bed because I hate when a man sweats on you.
14:20Then Luke gets in Nathan's bed.
14:24And I was like, what the is going on?
14:28And then he like guides my hand like towards his dick and he on Nathan's bed sheets.
14:35I don't know.
14:38The only sheets I saw come in today was Asha's.
14:42So I have no idea.
14:43Dude, this is effed up.
14:46Luke's a toolbox.
14:47He's not even a tool.
14:48He's the whole box.
14:49He's the tool shed.
14:50Poor Nathan.
14:51I feel bad that I should tell him.
14:53But at that point, I wouldn't even want to know.
14:55What is going on on this boat?
15:11Morning, morning.
15:14Good morning.
15:15Good morning, gorgeous.
15:16How are you?
15:16Good morning.
15:17I'm giving you these sheets.
15:19Oh.
15:20Yeah.
15:23Hello.
15:24Good morning.
15:25Did you sleep?
15:26I didn't get much last night.
15:29Luke, did you change the sheets?
15:31I tried to swap the laundry.
15:34The laundry was taken.
15:34Are you serious?
15:36I'll figure it out.
15:37You got so sick.
15:43Do you guys want to get on with finishing interior?
15:45There's not that much to do, eh?
15:47Morning, morning.
15:48Is my floor dirty?
15:49No, I just stepped in a thorn.
15:51Good for you.
15:53But Joy?
15:54Yes?
15:54I hope you have a wonderful day.
15:56Yeah, I will.
16:03This is what feels like having a conversation with Joy at the moment.
16:07No way to go.
16:08Difficult, yeah.
16:13All crew, all crew.
16:1425 minutes until guest arrival.
16:16Coffee.
16:19I was in it the other night.
16:21Were you in it?
16:22Were you all up in it?
16:23He was all up in it.
16:27Do it.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Oh my god.
16:30We're coming.
16:31Winter is coming.
16:32Hi.
16:33Hi.
16:34Hi.
16:35Hi.
16:35Welcome.
16:36I'm Pat.
16:37Welcome aboard.
16:37Hi Pat, I'm Asha.
16:39You know, these guys are not what I pictured when I was picturing hardcore Game of Thrones guests.
16:45I was picturing dragon outfits and brother and sister are f***ing each other.
16:52No, just the dragon outfits.
16:55Welcome aboard.
16:57Asha's going to show your room.
16:58Welcome.
16:59Cheers, everyone.
17:01Let's go, let's go, let's go.
17:03Is everyone here obsessed with Game of Thrones?
17:06Obsessed.
17:07This is the bridge deck R.
17:08It's a great place to behead someone because it can just roll off the bag.
17:14All right, should we get changed?
17:15Yeah.
17:16Yeah.
17:17I might actually see if anyone needs a top up quickly.
17:19The open one is in the fridge.
17:21Okay, perfect.
17:22Let's start taking the rails, eh?
17:24Copy.
17:25Ready?
17:25Woo!
17:26No, my God.
17:27I bubbled it over.
17:28Jesus Christ.
17:29Nathan, Nathan.
17:30Are we ready to depart?
17:31We're taking in the rails now.
17:33Standby.
17:33Oh, no.
17:34Don't do it.
17:36Oh, my God.
17:36How do I manage that?
17:38Last charter, I was named second stew.
17:39And it was all new and exciting.
17:41But Jen telling me I'm going to be a bird in a second stew is pretty rough.
17:44Hey.
17:45There's so much skill that goes into being a second stew.
17:49I don't want the team to, like, feel overwhelmed.
17:53I can either let that defeat me or I can let that motivate me.
17:56And in the words of my dad, sticks and stones may break your bones.
18:01But this bitch is definitely wrong.
18:03That is all lines on board.
18:06All clear.
18:08Nice work, everyone.
18:09Nice work.
18:09Also, congratulations to you both.
18:13How did you do it?
18:14Where did you do it?
18:14We were in the Riviera.
18:16We did a helicopter to Saint Tropez.
18:18And then I pulled a fast one.
18:20Oh, congrats, you guys.
18:21Thank you so much.
18:22Love is on the air.
18:24I hope you wash your hands.
18:26Yeah.
18:26Your dirty hands.
18:27They're not dirty.
18:28Blech.
18:29If she's acting like this without knowing what's happened,
18:35what's it going to be like if she finds out?
18:37Go, sweet.
18:40That's great.
18:43Coming up.
18:47We shall slay this dragon.
18:54Deck crew, deck crew.
18:56We're going to anchor up Lohu.
18:57That's going to give you a close tender ride for both excursions.
19:0019 minutes to Anchorage.
19:02Bobby.
19:04God, it's very windy.
19:06Have you got quite a sheltered spot to anchor?
19:08Yeah.
19:08We'll be okay, because see how the peninsula comes out?
19:11If we tuck in, I think we'll be okay.
19:14Look, it's King's Landing.
19:15Oh.
19:17Wow, what is that?
19:18That's a Franciscan monastery.
19:20Marveling visitors to this tiny, bucolic island.
19:22You have so many fun history facts.
19:24Port anchor to the water line.
19:25Start warping it out.
19:28Is it at the water line?
19:29It's at the water line.
19:29Right, come here.
19:30What she says, drop it.
19:32Open it slowly so it's nice and controlled.
19:34Anchor down, anchor down.
19:38Yeah.
19:39Cooper, I can see how hard he is working to get better.
19:42We're all set.
19:43Thank you very much.
19:43Come on, Deck Daddy.
19:45That being said, can we please not make Deck Daddy a thing?
19:50Good job, everyone.
19:52So, we'll put the Wave Runners in.
19:54Yeah.
19:54So we got two excursions today.
19:56Wow.
19:56The Deck Team will get all the water toys and everything out.
19:59And then we're doing a little cocktail hour on the island somewhere called the Rose Garden.
20:05And then in the afternoon, you guys are doing a Game of Thrones walking tour.
20:09Yes.
20:09And then we'll come back on board for dinner.
20:11Fabulous.
20:11We need a table.
20:12See what they do?
20:13Eight chairs.
20:14Two tables.
20:15Let's see how quick we can do this.
20:20Whoa!
20:22F***ing hell!
20:23He's so f***ing hot.
20:24It's like annoying.
20:25F***ing hell!
20:26I'm excited that Luke and I are on the same page because
20:28now that I'm not second Stu,
20:30I'm trying to look at it as there's not as much pressure on me.
20:33I can actually just enjoy the season and concentrate on Luke.
20:36Give him a little bit of princess treatment.
20:39Smashed.
20:39Well, we are f***ing flaying.
20:42Holy s***.
20:43Clear?
20:43Well done.
20:44What a f***ing push that was, boy.
20:47Okay.
20:48Are you okay?
20:49Yeah.
20:51I used not to know me, though.
20:52I can read you.
20:54There you are.
20:55Well, I don't know how to pretend, though.
20:58I feel a little bit down today.
21:00But at the same time, I have to focus on my work.
21:04And thanks God there is my work that pays my bills and everything.
21:07You know what?
21:08Money will never betray you.
21:11We need to focus today.
21:13Would you like anything?
21:15Vodka soda with a lemon.
21:16Beautiful.
21:16My type of girl.
21:17That's what I like.
21:18Okay, so we leave in an hour.
21:20Very excited.
21:20So I think I'm gonna send you to the second tour.
21:24The Game of Thrones tour.
21:26And then we do the Game of Thrones dinner.
21:28So am I, like, being the tour guide?
21:30Yeah.
21:30Okay.
21:31This is good guest training for you.
21:33Yes.
21:34Yeah.
21:34I know I have, like, the least yachting experience out of everybody on the team,
21:37but I finally have something to offer.
21:40Let me ride the dragon and lead this group around King's Landing.
21:43Dude, I'm leading the walking tour.
21:45Like, being the tour guide.
21:47Oh my God, bro.
21:49Joe's gonna go short in a tender, so I'll run him over.
21:52You two boys stay here.
21:53Okay.
21:54So I think I'm gonna send you to the picnic up.
21:57Okay.
21:57Maybe just take some flowers and whatever you can to make it seem like a lush garden.
22:02Absolutely.
22:03Luke.
22:04Luke.
22:04Can you please pack the tall, darning table chairs for the picnic, please?
22:08Got it.
22:09Will do.
22:10Smells like semen out here.
22:14Nathan?
22:14What time do you think you'll be able to take Jen over?
22:18Floating up the chairs on the tables now.
22:21Perfect.
22:22Not perfect, but not that bad.
22:26There was a cheeky little smile whenever you see me.
22:28Really?
22:29Really.
22:31Just no funny business on Charter, huh?
22:33No.
22:35We're chill.
22:36That's a nice engagement party.
22:38Okay, stern off.
22:40Ciao.
22:41Voila.
22:41Be nice to me, okay?
22:43I'm already on edge.
22:45All right, let's go.
22:46Let's go.
22:47We're gonna start getting ready, so we're gonna maybe head that way.
22:50Dreamy.
22:51Come on.
22:52Yeah.
22:53All right, stop.
22:54See you, man.
22:55Beautiful.
22:56Give me your pleasure.
22:56I've gotta put in here the espresso martini, the bottle of Dom, ice, and old-fashioned.
23:02Okay.
23:05The best view.
23:08Do you wanna unwrap all these glasses?
23:10Yep.
23:13Hello, Joanne.
23:20I need to clean Nathan's damn sheets, but those freaking machines are filled nonstop.
23:28Maybe if I just don't say anything, he won't even know.
23:35Beautiful.
23:36Oh, no.
23:37That's not good.
23:38What?
23:41Let's go.
23:42Let's go.
23:42This is a .
23:43Oh, Luke packed the wrong chairs.
23:46Nathan.
23:46Almost ready with the guests to get onto the tender.
23:49Are you guys good to go?
23:50Yeah, I'm good to go.
23:51Oh, my God.
23:52Okay.
23:52Okay.
23:52Okay, okay.
23:53Let's go.
23:54The guests are about to walk up.
23:55It's too late to change out these chairs.
23:57We can't get new ones.
23:58The guests are gonna look like Tyrion Lannister.
24:00I think Luke is getting distracted with this little triangle.
24:03And it's an optic gel band.
24:04I can't wait.
24:05I'm excited.
24:06I'm excited.
24:06I want it to be special.
24:08I know.
24:08I get it.
24:09Fuck's sake.
24:11Coming up.
24:12So there's no triangle anymore.
24:14Hearing you say, you know, there's no triangle, like, actually, that's all I wanted.
24:19I need this to be over, but I don't think she's picking it up.
24:24You and I are on the same page.
24:25I don't know if we are.
24:32Luke packed the wrong chairs.
24:34These beach chairs are too loud.
24:36Get sway and tender with Nathan and Aisha.
24:39Very nice.
24:41Like, what a spot for a chair.
24:42This looks beautiful.
24:44Hey.
24:45I can't wait.
24:46I'm excited.
24:47What about Aisha's gonna say?
24:48About the chairs.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:50This is gorgeous.
24:53Nice.
24:54Jen, this looks amazing.
24:57Oh, my gosh.
25:01Use of the hand.
25:03Please just relax and enjoy the cicadas.
25:06I love this.
25:07The table was very tall and we were very short.
25:09I'm just a bit upset with the chairs.
25:11Why'd you bring these ones in?
25:12Luke packed them.
25:13I don't know.
25:14We look like idiots.
25:15Now that I look at it, they're a bit lower than would be preferable.
25:19It's not good.
25:20We'll keep them entertained and preoccupied.
25:23Maybe I'll just have a fork.
25:24Here is cheese and a bit more fruit.
25:27And we've got chocolate-covered nuts here.
25:30Yum.
25:30What?
25:31You can undo that.
25:32Oh, my God.
25:33Oh, my God.
25:33It is so cute.
25:35I love it.
25:36It's so cute.
25:37So that's a little dessert.
25:39The cracker is the top that you can take into pieces.
25:42Okay, not yet.
25:43Joy's amazing.
25:44We've also got some champagne.
25:46Oh, that is so amazing.
25:48Everything Joy plates, I can see that she is having so much fun with it.
25:53She's the kind of chef that makes guests forget the steaks.
25:56And it's really cool to watch.
25:59Oh.
26:00Na, na, na, na, na, na.
26:02Woo!
26:04Woo!
26:06Woo!
26:10I wish you a long, happy love.
26:12Good job.
26:13Dude, we'll just drop off Kat.
26:14Not Kat.
26:16Jen.
26:17Yeah, good job.
26:18Sorry.
26:19King Baratheon died in the first season.
26:21After a cute little picnic like this.
26:23Should we do a welcome drink?
26:24Um, just mugs.
26:26Na, na, na, na.
26:28This is Aisha.
26:31Yes, we're ready to go.
26:33Kayleigh.
26:34Yeah?
26:34We can just do rosé quicker.
26:36They're gonna be here in like five minutes.
26:37Okay, yeah.
26:38Nathan's on his way.
26:39Oh!
26:41I'll see you guys back at the post.
26:42Bye-bye.
26:43Bye-bye.
26:44Okay.
26:45Now we wait.
26:46Yeah.
26:46Are you guys all vibing together well on deck?
26:48Cooper.
26:49He's my dog, you know what I mean?
26:50Like, Luke is so cool as well.
26:52You know what I mean?
26:52He's Koei.
26:53What's your favourite kind of tea?
26:54I love an Earl Grey.
26:56Classy.
26:56I'll keep that in mind.
26:58Bleach shift, buddy.
27:00Hello!
27:01We missed you!
27:02Welcome to Full Towel.
27:04General announcement, that's Nathan away with the tender.
27:06You and Nathan.
27:08I think it was such a blessing for you guys to have a bit of healing.
27:12But we work together, like we work hard.
27:13Let's get ready.
27:14Why are the chairs so short?
27:15Two excursions in one day is mad, you know?
27:19Blah, blah, blah, great veggies.
27:21When they go in, you could load the wave runners.
27:23I will.
27:24Can I get changed quickly?
27:25For your excursion?
27:26Yeah.
27:26Yeah, go put your pullover on.
27:27Okay.
27:28How are you guys feeling for your tour?
27:30Are you...
27:31Tipsy?
27:31Energised?
27:33What is that?
27:34Um, a cloak.
27:36I should know, sorry.
27:38Ramya, you feel better?
27:41Um, come see, come sta.
27:43And you?
27:44We have to focus, because I have things to do for real, okay?
27:49I'm rocking with it.
27:49Good vibes only.
27:50Yeah, cosplay.
27:51Trying it out.
27:52Might keep it.
27:53Cat looks all right in the cloak.
27:55If I was having it my way, I'd make her live more like an avatar.
27:58I'm deep into the Pandora world.
28:00It's gonna be a lot of food.
28:01So what are we doing?
28:02We have three items of seafood, three items of meat.
28:05Perfect.
28:06And two items of veggies.
28:07Perfect.
28:08And one pasta.
28:09That's so much food, really.
28:10Are you gonna lose your mind?
28:12Yeah, I already lost my mind.
28:14Okay, well, I'm here.
28:15I'm ready for this.
28:17Oh!
28:17Whoa!
28:19Stop it!
28:21Girl!
28:21Yes!
28:22You nailed the assignment!
28:23Oolah, easy.
28:25Bye!
28:25Say yay!
28:26Bye!
28:27We'll miss you, bye!
28:29Bye!
28:29Bye!
28:31Okay.
28:32You ready, my friend?
28:35Oh, no.
28:36Come hell, queen.
28:37All right.
28:37It wasn't our best look.
28:39Thank you for the ride, Joe.
28:40Guys, enjoy yourselves.
28:42Bye, thank you.
28:42Bye, Joe.
28:43Yay!
28:44Look how gorgeous it is here.
28:45Our first stop is Pile Gate.
28:47Okay.
28:47Where King Joffrey is attacked by a crazy mob and orders his guards to kill everyone.
28:53Oh, how do they even build this shit?
28:55And it's crazy how untouched it is.
28:56Let me give you, like, a history tour.
28:58I love it.
28:59Because I'm also half Croatian as well.
29:00Nuh-uh.
29:01Yeah.
29:01I didn't know that.
29:02My mom's family is from Croatia.
29:04They all still live here.
29:05I'm, like, so Canadian.
29:08But my mom's Croatian and my dad's fully Canadian.
29:10And I came here growing up because all my family's still here on my mom's side.
29:14I could be walking down the street in this little small town where they're all from and then there's my
29:18family.
29:19Right over here is the entrance to Fort Bacar.
29:23And this was the last line of defense.
29:24I am fascinated and love the Croatian culture and learning more about it.
29:28But I don't speak the language.
29:29Let's keep on moving.
29:31Whoa!
29:32My mom's tried to teach me and I just didn't learn as a kid.
29:35She'd, like, yell at me in Croatian when she was mad.
29:37And I'd be, like, lock a note.
29:38She's like, good night.
29:39Like, yes, I'm glad now I'm hungry.
29:41For Bacar is the spot where Tyrion and Lord Varys discuss the war.
29:45Was Lord Varys the bald one?
29:47Yes.
29:47Okay.
29:48Lord Varys is the bald one.
29:50You are my unique.
29:54All right, guys.
29:55This is just suit staircase.
29:58Cersei's infamous atonement scene where she embarks on the walk of shame.
30:03Oh, we're recreating it.
30:06You're gonna sleep here.
30:08How are you going?
30:09I have so much to do.
30:11After all this drama with me, I'm happy to focus on what I do best.
30:15I just remember when we went out the other night and you guys were having that conversation.
30:20And then Jen came over and interrupted you guys.
30:22And I could see the look on your face was like, I'm not playing this game.
30:26I'm not playing this game.
30:27Yeah.
30:28I'm playing this game.
30:29Luke, you need to wear the cloak.
30:30Okay, here we go.
30:31I'm cloaking him.
30:32Okay.
30:32You know, I don't like to be, oh, I don't know, nyah, nyah, nyah.
30:36I don't like that.
30:37Ooh.
30:37Oh, you're going to spin in a circle.
30:39We can do a little clap.
30:40You know, we all make action that has consequence.
30:42Think they had a kiss in the jacuzzi or something like this.
30:46I don't know what he has done, but I just cut him off.
30:48It's not the first time I put my head into work when a guy has been stupid.
30:52Shame!
30:54Shame!
30:55Shame!
30:56Shame!
30:56Shame!
30:57I'm feeling this deep regret.
31:00And now it feels like I'm being publicly sentenced.
31:03Shame.
31:05Shame!
31:06Shame!
31:07Cooking is my reputation.
31:09It's my career.
31:10It's what pay my bills.
31:12He's just a dick.
31:17Hey!
31:24Hello.
31:24Hello, Joe.
31:26I'm the tenor to pick up gas.
31:28Of course.
31:29Bye.
31:30Ciao.
31:30He's coming.
31:31Yeah, looks great.
31:32I'm going to get changed as well.
31:33Go for it, girl.
31:34How's it going, guys?
31:35Good!
31:36It was such a fun tour.
31:37Back to the boat, guys.
31:39You're cruising.
31:40When I'm on the stress, I'm going to go for it, girl.
31:41Because I'm cruising.
31:42Yeah.
31:42And I have too much emotion.
31:44Shame!
31:48Here they come.
31:49Hi!
31:51Welcome back!
31:52Welcome!
31:54Welcome back!
31:55Welcome back!
31:55Oh, my God.
31:56This is amazing.
31:57The walk of shame.
31:59We're doing a whole day.
32:00We're going to do the risotto.
32:01We'll do dinner around 8.39-ish.
32:04Baby, pavits.
32:05Hi!
32:05How are you?
32:07Good and you.
32:07What up, big sexy?
32:09F***ing hell.
32:11Today was amazing.
32:12It felt like we were on a studio set almost.
32:15We're a bit too hot, huh?
32:16Okay.
32:18I'll have a job list here tonight.
32:20It won't be much, because you're only on two to five.
32:22Perfect.
32:22I'm so tired.
32:24Slept like dog s***.
32:26S***.
32:30How cool is this?
32:32I know.
32:32This is epic.
32:34Sprint your food.
32:35Hey, Joe.
32:36Would you be down to maybe get an inflatable dragon costume?
32:40Either you or Cooper is the dragon, and one of you is, like, fighting.
32:43Oh, yeah.
32:44Or we have some, like, slutty dominatrix-type leather s***.
32:49Yep.
32:49I wish I had a dominatrix costume.
32:52Boom.
32:56You make her nervous.
32:58To make it taste dirty.
33:01Let's cook the lobster.
33:03Then bread and the salad.
33:04And the meat.
33:07Did you die today?
33:08It was unreal.
33:10What about the shame one?
33:11Yeah, yeah.
33:12Shame, shame, shame.
33:13They had the bells.
33:14Voila.
33:15Holy f*** me up the butt.
33:17This looks so good.
33:18Kayleigh's good.
33:20I'm excited, bro.
33:21You should come in as the dragon.
33:23Yeah.
33:24Come on, get in.
33:29It's been two days since Jen told me about these c*** sheets.
33:33I've seen nothing come through the laundry room.
33:36Nothing.
33:39Do you want to follow me upstairs?
33:41Yes!
33:42You like making a lot of dishes.
33:43You love challenging yourself.
33:45Yeah.
33:45It's beautiful.
33:46I'm not here on holidays.
33:48Whoa!
33:50Very cool.
33:51Pat, I think you might know where your seat is.
33:54Heck yeah!
33:54This is fantastic!
33:56You outdone yourselves.
33:58Yes!
33:58Yet again.
33:59Victory!
34:00Yay!
34:01Cheers, guys!
34:03Everything is ready.
34:04Oh, perfect.
34:05What's that one, Sebas?
34:05Turbo!
34:06It's a flat fish.
34:08I don't think I'm gonna be able to breathe.
34:10Like, there's no opening.
34:11We can cut this over.
34:12This is lobster.
34:13Oh, yes!
34:15Oh, my gosh.
34:15This is delicious, too.
34:16They're just kind of so iconic like that.
34:19Slay.
34:21Watch me stand up, though.
34:23Ew!
34:25It's part of their act tonight.
34:27Cooper gets stabbed and falls overboard.
34:30Off the top deck?
34:31Yeah.
34:32He's not gonna fall.
34:33He's gonna jump, right?
34:34I'll tell him to jump.
34:36I love it.
34:37These are great.
34:39I really, really like this.
34:40Hello!
34:41Hi!
34:42By the way, the meal's been outstanding.
34:45Thank you so wonderful.
34:48Very good job.
34:50Thank you, Joy.
34:53I can't believe she does all of this by herself.
34:55Hmm.
34:56Wow.
34:57What?
34:59Do you have space and time to chat with me?
35:03No.
35:05I don't care.
35:07He thinks because he cleans three plates
35:09that he's gonna be forgiven like this.
35:12Yes?
35:12No.
35:13That was phenomenal.
35:16Thank you, my beauty.
35:16You nailed it.
35:17What's the actual...?
35:19Do I look like a dragon?
35:21Why are you a shark?
35:23Dick, tame, dick, tame.
35:25We are ready.
35:26Oh, my God!
35:28Okay.
35:28Joy!
35:29Stop cleaning!
35:30I'm busy.
35:32I'm sure you are.
35:34What's going on?
35:36Oh, stop it.
35:38He's just helping.
35:39It's just, like, so, like, of course.
35:42Like, that's where he ends up in here or, like, whatever.
35:44I don't understand why Luke is staying up 45 minutes past his shift
35:48to help the person that was also in our love triangle.
35:52No triangle.
35:52It's just a line between Luke and I.
35:56Line.
35:57No triangle.
35:57You wanna go watch?
36:00No!
36:03Oh, my God!
36:07There's a dragon!
36:08In our kingdom!
36:10Oh, my God!
36:11Oh, my God!
36:11Oh, my God!
36:11There's a dragon!
36:11You slay this dragon!
36:12Hold on!
36:14Oh, my God!
36:16Oh, my God!
36:16Witness the slay.
36:17Stand off.
36:18Oh, my God!
36:19Die!
36:25Oh, my God!
36:27Where'd he go?
36:29That was such a long time.
36:32Nailed it.
36:33Cooper, that was a heck of a stage dive.
36:35I don't know how to remember.
36:37I just love when the crew go above and beyond to make the guests this happy.
36:41Having them so involved in this, it creates this epic experience for the client.
36:46That's seven-star service.
36:48Boom!
36:48Well done.
36:49That was a lot of fun.
36:50Aren't you supposed to be in bed?
36:51Yeah.
36:52I'm going now.
36:53So, what?
36:53Oh.
36:54I'm just gonna wash my hands.
36:55Sorry.
36:56Thank you!
36:57Present.
36:58You're welcome.
37:00Thank you for the dishes.
37:01You are very welcome.
37:03Good night.
37:04Good night.
37:09Oh, .
37:10I got more rags.
37:11I just need ones now, now, now.
37:14You want tea tonight?
37:16How are you?
37:18What?
37:19Not drinking tea?
37:20I honestly want a small bite of that.
37:23Nothing.
37:25I'm just being an insecure bit.
37:27Sorry.
37:28What are you sorry about?
37:28No.
37:29Just like, sometimes when I see you two together, it makes me like...
37:33Like, jealous.
37:34No.
37:34Just like, we had an intimate moment and it's like, I know you're just helping, but like...
37:38You stay at 45 minutes past your shift to help with her.
37:42And meanwhile, I do all this huge shit for you and I get nothing, bro.
37:46What?
37:47Why are you smiling like that?
37:51I'm just smiling at the situation.
37:53Why?
37:54Whoa.
37:55Like, hold your horses.
37:56This is, um...
37:59It's a bit too intense for me.
38:02Whatever.
38:03I need to go back to my hell hole.
38:07She can't control how I act on the boat or who I interact with.
38:12I think I need to have a conversation.
38:13This is psycho stuff.
38:23Are we getting up from this seat?
38:25Yeah.
38:25I need to go hit the hay.
38:27Good night, lovely ladies.
38:28Do you need anything else?
38:29No, you're just for luck.
38:33She was so excited.
38:35Bye, guys.
38:35Bye.
38:36Bye.
38:36Good night.
38:37We'll have danger tomorrow at 10.
38:39Sweet.
38:40Do full fight tonight.
38:42I know everything that you've done.
38:44What's up, brother?
38:44I feel bad not coming over here and giving you a good night.
38:48Good night, girl.
39:10Luke and I need to have a conversation.
39:11He's going to stay up past the shift for joy.
39:14Two people can play that game.
39:23Channel 2, good evening.
39:24That's Luke on deck.
39:38I was wondering.
39:43Hello.
39:44Hi.
39:45How are you?
39:46I'm like, fucking exhausted.
39:48They, like, just went to bed.
39:49Really?
39:50Yeah.
39:51Mmm.
39:52Are you okay?
39:54Well, can I tell you that work has to come first.
39:58It has to be super professional.
40:00Okay.
40:01I feel pretty good about what happened the other night.
40:05That, to me, is like, oh, well, this is happening now.
40:08That thing with joy is, like, not really a thing anymore, or at least it's on the back burner.
40:13But that could just be me.
40:15I don't with the triangle .
40:16Well, neither do I.
40:18And nobody wants drama.
40:20So there's no triangle anymore.
40:23I feel fine after hearing you say out loud, you know, there's no fucking triangle.
40:29I'm like, .
40:30Like, actually, that's all I wanted.
40:33Um.
40:34It feels good to finally be the first choice and to know Luke's kind of made this decision
40:39and ended the love triangle.
40:42I'm trying to phrase this in a way that's not going to hurt her.
40:48But I don't think she's picking it up.
40:50I'm still going to wash your dishes.
40:53That's fine.
40:53But I think you and I are on the same page.
40:57I don't know if we are.
40:58Are we?
40:59Because...
40:59Yes, Luke.
41:00I've been clear after the other night that I feel good with everything.
41:06And you seem to have the same thought.
41:10I need this to be over.
41:13But I don't know how to say that to her without blowing up the boat.
41:16I hurt Joy.
41:18I hurt her very much.
41:19I do want to focus on getting this childhood season done without.
41:24That's what everyone wants.
41:26That's why I want to take the time to just step back and just reassess and realign.
41:31Our vibe's good right now.
41:33So I need to fucking hear today.
41:35If Luke wants space to tell Joy that he's chosen me, it makes sense to me.
41:40But I am expecting us to really be here for each other a little bit more because we have shared
41:47our bodies.
41:47The more time that I'm spending with Jen, the more I'm realizing I've made a huge mistake.
41:55I think everything is clear.
42:05Next on Blow Deck Mad.
42:07The Game of Thrones experience was really special.
42:09It's our tip is.
42:13It's just so much.
42:16Should maybe S rate it, man.
42:19Luke jizzed on net sheets and did it change them.
42:22I'll actually get pissed off the more I think about it.
42:25Fucking rude as .
42:26I cannot believe that I could lose my job over something like this.
42:31Fucking rude.