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00:00:06you sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother we'll never
00:00:11let anything happen to you it's showtime
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58and now my next volunteer I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23sure about this he's dangerous I'm the master of freaking magic ladies and gentlemen put your
00:01:30hands together for mr. Barry Carnegie and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now
00:01:39Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are you insult me in public you know who I am
00:01:57I can make you
00:01:58disappear okay well we won't test Barry so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:29to arrest you
00:02:30you know
00:02:32kill him
00:02:37now for my final trick
00:03:02what are you looking at me
00:03:03get him
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02I would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric!
00:04:06This is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:15Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:17She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:29You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:46My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:51If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30That's true.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:40All right, well.
00:05:41See ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling.
00:05:54You know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen.
00:05:58Follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:02This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but you know, we still gotta come
00:06:14with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play?
00:06:30You don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:38Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:41Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:48What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52Disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:06Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:20She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:30Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot?
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59You should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the...
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet, it's mine.
00:08:39Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:51Listen.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What the hell?
00:08:57Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey man, it's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know, I know.
00:09:15I just, I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet, why is it so important?
00:09:29Didn't you?
00:09:30I was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and, well, he, he died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, great.
00:09:48Wait, you just saved me.
00:09:50You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:58That was amazing.
00:10:00Uh, I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:06Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:13You know, maybe just a little, uh, just a light of hand.
00:10:25You know, your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:35They, uh, say you're welcome.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:59Hey, what did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:07Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No, not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:37After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:12:39the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting him away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless,
00:13:17maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:19instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:20like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job,
00:13:31I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Halpera.
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What?
00:14:08Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington,
00:14:17Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:54without damaging it,
00:14:55in 15 seconds,
00:14:58you can keep your job.
00:15:0015 seconds?
00:15:01That's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic
00:15:03could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But if you can't,
00:15:07I demand, as a three-star magician,
00:15:11that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know,
00:15:15but while I disagree with it,
00:15:18Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:48Now, if I win,
00:15:50you're all going to have to start treating Bree
00:15:52with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:57Bree.
00:15:57Look at that.
00:15:59You've got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:03Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0615 seconds.
00:16:08Here we go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:2010 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in 5, 4, 3, 2...
00:17:04Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No.
00:17:20No, no, no.
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck
00:17:22while Bree was distracting us.
00:17:24I knew it.
00:17:25Yeah, of course.
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:31Now.
00:17:33We've got a show to prep.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling at those cards
00:17:38and let's get to work.
00:17:39Come on.
00:17:42Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Well, come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days.
00:17:52We need to prep.
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:24This is now my theater.
00:18:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:34I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:39have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:47I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:49Used to be.
00:18:50You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show,
00:18:59the orphanage that I grew up in
00:19:00that saved my life as a child
00:19:02will be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:10while being cut in half
00:19:11and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm this show's producer.
00:19:15And if you cancel the show,
00:19:16I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:26Your old man and his team wins.
00:19:28You keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins.
00:19:31Your contract is terminated.
00:19:33Then you go back to doing
00:19:34birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:38Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor
00:19:42with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:19:50Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:19:59Ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:00are you ready for the epic
00:20:02no-hold-barred battle
00:20:04to see who will get this theater
00:20:06and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry.
00:20:12We have an ace up our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering
00:20:19putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably
00:20:21making a penny up here
00:20:22behind his ear.
00:20:23Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kin
00:20:26isn't sending lightweights
00:20:27to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class,
00:20:29real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on
00:20:33anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now,
00:20:36the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's
00:20:39latest sensation,
00:20:41Matt Von Dier.
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00How did he get
00:21:01Matt Van Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician
00:21:06to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best
00:21:10in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe
00:21:17the floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18Bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act,
00:21:21or should I say miracle,
00:21:24before each magician
00:21:26is a glass of water,
00:21:27the magicians must turn
00:21:28their water into wine
00:21:30in a way that our top judges
00:21:33can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump
00:21:36the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Van Buren won
00:21:39the Grand Prix
00:21:40for Close-Up Magic
00:21:41last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly
00:21:43to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond
00:21:45Xavier's league.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:02Xavier!
00:22:06Xavier!
00:22:07Not you!
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He...
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy
00:22:27that cleans up dust shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best
00:22:29of all of us.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl,
00:22:30I know you have a little crush
00:22:32and a little prop boy
00:22:32will be the thrill of shit.
00:22:34Samuel,
00:22:34you can't seriously
00:22:35be considering this.
00:22:37I mean,
00:22:37that guy
00:22:37is gonna piss himself
00:22:39out there.
00:22:39And the magician
00:22:40from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just
00:22:52the prop assistant,
00:22:54but I need a Hail Mary
00:22:56right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're a prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna put up
00:23:10the help against someone
00:23:10like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back
00:23:16to the shadows
00:23:17where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though,
00:23:19because Matt's just
00:23:20my warm-up act.
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad,
00:23:23you'll never see
00:23:24my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's
00:23:26just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best
00:23:28in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even
00:23:30get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been
00:23:31a new six-star magician
00:23:33in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious
00:23:35what Samuel's doing.
00:23:36Okay, he knows
00:23:37he doesn't have a chance,
00:23:37so he's already
00:23:38looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses,
00:23:40he'll say it's because
00:23:41he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy
00:23:44is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool
00:23:47out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two-out-of-three
00:23:49competition.
00:23:50We need to judge
00:23:51their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see,
00:23:55Samuel's sending
00:23:56Daniel out
00:23:56to get slaughtered,
00:23:57and then I come in
00:23:58and save the day.
00:23:59Where's that?
00:24:00He actually thinks
00:24:01he's out there
00:24:01because he has a shot
00:24:02at being a real magician.
00:24:07And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:10Just Daniel.
00:24:12Nice coveralls,
00:24:13Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants
00:24:15the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment,
00:24:17Just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest
00:24:19crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe
00:24:22he actually went there
00:24:23as if he was a real magician.
00:24:25He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26Sad.
00:24:27He really thought
00:24:28that he could hang
00:24:28with the pros?
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored
00:24:39to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen,
00:24:43are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass
00:24:55the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:04Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel,
00:25:07are you okay?
00:25:09Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed
00:25:16to prepare your illusion.
00:25:19I'm good.
00:25:22No.
00:25:24I'm good.
00:25:25That's why I
00:25:25have a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:28and you have what?
00:25:30Cover alls
00:25:31covered in dirt
00:25:32and dove shit.
00:25:34You know what,
00:25:34it's not too soon
00:25:35to back out.
00:25:36If you do,
00:25:37I'll give you the honor
00:25:38of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time
00:25:43to prepare?
00:25:44No, I don't need more time
00:25:44for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up
00:25:50is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:55This is where you learn
00:25:56to respect your betters.
00:26:11It's finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:14The latest
00:26:14star of the show!
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know
00:26:21how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way
00:26:23Daniel could do a trick
00:26:24that's even as fraction
00:26:25as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick
00:26:32fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea
00:26:35how that was done.
00:26:36If I didn't know
00:26:36any better,
00:26:37I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:42All right, man.
00:26:44You have stumped
00:26:45our judges.
00:26:47Does anyone here
00:26:48know how he
00:26:49accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something
00:26:56to say, prop boy.
00:26:58I mean, your trick
00:26:58wasn't bad.
00:27:00I just know
00:27:00exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all
00:27:13how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows
00:27:17that he's lying.
00:27:19Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20Vera?
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:32He's making a fool
00:27:32out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's
00:27:35got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens
00:27:40when you don't respect
00:27:41the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool
00:27:42out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:46It doesn't matter
00:27:46what you think, okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl
00:27:52who had a little bit
00:27:52of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you,
00:27:54we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05looks like you're having
00:28:06some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:22You're...
00:28:24You're right.
00:28:29I swore off
00:28:30my old life.
00:28:40But I can't keep
00:28:41running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:50are you ready
00:28:51for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first,
00:28:56I'm gonna need some help.
00:28:59Bree, could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:21You all know magic
00:29:22is an illusion.
00:29:24But still,
00:29:25you hold out hope
00:29:26that one day
00:29:27you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it
00:29:31in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day
00:29:35you experience your reality
00:29:36through your senses.
00:29:38But what if you couldn't
00:29:39trust your senses?
00:29:46wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion?
00:29:52don't blink
00:29:53and listen.
00:30:08That's it?
00:30:12You're supposed to change
00:30:13the water into wine.
00:30:15Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:30:16I told you,
00:30:17you shouldn't have put
00:30:17that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place.
00:30:20You should have
00:30:20respected my ranking.
00:30:22No.
00:30:22I think there's
00:30:24something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize,
00:30:27ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete
00:30:28my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:31This theater is mine!
00:30:34Without one final piece
00:30:35of equipment,
00:30:36which will be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52He's such a cake knife?
00:30:55He's going to shatter that glass
00:30:56all over the floor.
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14Amazing.
00:31:23Whoa, that was fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26Great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29You're a good man.
00:31:30That's incredible.
00:31:33Woo!
00:31:35Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate
00:31:37wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:39I can't believe
00:31:40I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person
00:31:42I've ever seen
00:31:42do a trick like this
00:31:43was the master
00:31:45of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:55How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:04Judges,
00:32:04what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know
00:32:06how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely
00:32:13stumped.
00:32:16Well,
00:32:16in the case of a tie,
00:32:18we turn back
00:32:18to the magicians
00:32:19themselves.
00:32:21Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier
00:32:23you know how
00:32:24Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:30He dropped in
00:32:31edible iron filmes.
00:32:34Then a hidden
00:32:35magnetic fan
00:32:36spun the iron,
00:32:37ionizing.
00:32:39Turning the water
00:32:40red
00:32:40and giving it
00:32:42the earthy
00:32:42flavors of a wine.
00:32:45That's
00:32:47correct.
00:32:50Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:53How did Daniel
00:32:54do his trick?
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that,
00:33:03Daniel wins
00:33:04our first round.
00:33:11Look at you,
00:33:12you did it!
00:33:14You have your help.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:21Let's give him cake.
00:33:24Well done,
00:33:25young man.
00:33:26The only other
00:33:27magician
00:33:28that could have
00:33:29accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the master
00:33:32of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:36No!
00:33:36He didn't
00:33:37transform anything!
00:33:38He didn't even
00:33:38teleport!
00:33:39He must have
00:33:40cheated.
00:33:41There's no way
00:33:42an untrained worker
00:33:43has that much
00:33:44level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45Can you probably
00:33:46block me all
00:33:46the judges
00:33:47or something?
00:33:49How could you
00:33:50let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed
00:33:52us with your
00:33:53performance!
00:33:53How was I supposed
00:33:54to know who was
00:33:54going to do that
00:33:54with the cup
00:33:55and teleport
00:33:55to the judges?
00:33:56He's that guy.
00:34:02It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my
00:34:03basement.
00:34:04It's time for
00:34:05the real magicians
00:34:05to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've
00:34:08won?
00:34:11You haven't won
00:34:12shit!
00:34:13It's time to
00:34:14bring out my
00:34:14A-team.
00:34:20Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow, thank you
00:34:32for joining us.
00:34:33That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM
00:34:36world champion
00:34:37in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual
00:34:39six-star magician.
00:34:40All right.
00:34:42Who's ready
00:34:42for the headliner?
00:34:47Second round
00:34:47is quick change
00:34:48magic.
00:34:49That's Sophie's
00:34:49specialty.
00:34:50You had your
00:34:51little fun
00:34:51in the first round
00:34:52but now
00:34:52watch an
00:34:54actual prop.
00:34:55A real magician
00:34:56doesn't need to
00:34:56bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some
00:34:59fake amateur
00:34:59distractions.
00:35:00A real magician
00:35:01doesn't need to
00:35:02because she
00:35:03has hard-earned
00:35:04skills.
00:35:05Now.
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie!
00:35:10Always nice to see
00:35:11a fellow female
00:35:11on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm
00:35:13gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is
00:35:17impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't
00:35:18scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think
00:35:20I brought in
00:35:21Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:25I brought in
00:35:26Kate Barlow
00:35:27because she was
00:35:28the protege
00:35:28of the
00:35:29master of magic.
00:35:32He taught me
00:35:33everything he
00:35:34has.
00:35:35Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember
00:35:36training her.
00:35:39You were
00:35:40trained by
00:35:40the master of
00:35:41magic?
00:35:41She wasn't
00:35:42just trained
00:35:42by him.
00:35:43He realized
00:35:44that she was
00:35:45better than
00:35:45him.
00:35:46That's why
00:35:46he disappeared.
00:35:48That can't
00:35:49be true, right?
00:35:50Richard wouldn't
00:35:50dare make a
00:35:52claim like that
00:35:52if it wasn't
00:35:53true.
00:35:54So what you're
00:35:54saying is that
00:35:55we have to
00:35:55compete against
00:35:56somebody who's
00:35:57better than
00:35:58the master of
00:35:58magic?
00:35:59So what?
00:36:00I'll still
00:36:01destroy you!
00:36:01Sophie, shut
00:36:03up.
00:36:04Miss
00:36:05Barlow, it
00:36:07is an
00:36:07honor to
00:36:08compete with
00:36:09a magician
00:36:10of your
00:36:11caliber.
00:36:12I wish I
00:36:13could say
00:36:13the same,
00:36:14but honestly,
00:36:15it's an
00:36:16insult you're
00:36:17even trying
00:36:18to compete.
00:36:19So why
00:36:20are you
00:36:21here?
00:36:21To shatter
00:36:22my teacher's
00:36:23old records
00:36:24and publicly
00:36:25declare myself
00:36:26the new
00:36:27master of
00:36:29magic.
00:36:33ladies and
00:36:34gentlemen,
00:36:35this next
00:36:36act is even
00:36:36harder than
00:36:37our first.
00:36:38It is all
00:36:39about quick
00:36:39change magic,
00:36:41transforming
00:36:41outfits as
00:36:42many times as
00:36:43possible in
00:36:4430 seconds.
00:36:45The world
00:36:45record is
00:36:4717 changes
00:36:49held by the
00:36:50master of
00:36:51magic.
00:36:56magic.
00:36:56Do you think
00:36:57you can beat
00:36:57that?
00:36:58That's a change
00:36:59every two
00:36:59seconds.
00:37:00There's no way
00:37:00you can beat
00:37:01that.
00:37:01I could beat
00:37:02that in my
00:37:02sleep.
00:37:07hell,
00:37:08there's not a
00:37:08magic technique
00:37:09in the world
00:37:09that would
00:37:09make that
00:37:10trick possible.
00:37:11Only the
00:37:11master of
00:37:11magic would
00:37:12be able to
00:37:12do that.
00:37:13I know
00:37:14every one
00:37:14of his
00:37:15secrets.
00:37:16Are you
00:37:16saying you're
00:37:17going to
00:37:17break the
00:37:18master of
00:37:19magic's
00:37:19record?
00:37:20Who here
00:37:21would like
00:37:22to see me
00:37:22break the
00:37:23record?
00:37:25Then start
00:37:26the music.
00:37:40three
00:37:41standard.
00:37:43Oh,
00:37:43how is
00:37:45she doing?
00:37:48Is she
00:37:48about to
00:37:49break the
00:37:49record?
00:37:49They're
00:37:50about to
00:37:50break the
00:37:50record?
00:37:52This is
00:37:53unreal.
00:37:54This is
00:37:54history.
00:37:57That is
00:37:5818 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and
00:38:00gentlemen,
00:38:00we have a
00:38:01new world
00:38:01record and
00:38:02possibly
00:38:03a new
00:38:03master of
00:38:04magic.
00:38:06I can't
00:38:07believe she
00:38:07just did
00:38:08that.
00:38:08I've never
00:38:09seen anything
00:38:09like it.
00:38:10The
00:38:10concentration,
00:38:11the skill
00:38:12needed to
00:38:12do something
00:38:13like that.
00:38:14She had to
00:38:15learn it from
00:38:16the master
00:38:16of magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't
00:38:17believe it if
00:38:18I hadn't
00:38:18just seen it
00:38:19with my own
00:38:19eyes.
00:38:20For a second
00:38:21there, I
00:38:21thought she'd
00:38:21actually figure
00:38:22out my
00:38:22technique.
00:38:23But no,
00:38:24she's a
00:38:25fraud like
00:38:25the rest.
00:38:26Sophie, you
00:38:27can beat
00:38:28that, right?
00:38:29I can only
00:38:30manage nine or
00:38:31ten changes,
00:38:31but not
00:38:32eighteen.
00:38:36Well, are
00:38:36you even going
00:38:37to attempt to
00:38:38compete, or do
00:38:39you just want to
00:38:40give me the
00:38:40theater now?
00:38:43No one can do
00:38:44that.
00:38:44We should just
00:38:45give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie,
00:38:47there has to be
00:38:47some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't
00:38:49know what you're
00:38:50talking about!
00:38:50I can't do that!
00:38:52No one can do
00:38:53that!
00:38:54You're just a
00:38:54dumb girl with
00:38:55money who tried to
00:38:56get into magic, but
00:38:56you don't know
00:38:57anything about
00:38:58magic!
00:38:58You put that
00:38:59guy on stage
00:39:00for Pete's sake!
00:39:01Are you going to
00:39:02come out here
00:39:02and embarrass
00:39:03yourselves, or
00:39:04can I get ready
00:39:05for my first
00:39:06photo shoot as
00:39:07the new
00:39:08master of magic?
00:39:10Come on, one
00:39:11of you at least
00:39:12has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose
00:39:14this contract.
00:39:14I have children
00:39:15that are my
00:39:16responsibility, and
00:39:16they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:22Figure?
00:39:23If I had my
00:39:24hand, I would
00:39:26try, but I don't
00:39:27even think I would
00:39:28stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well, looks
00:39:31like I won.
00:39:33Sir, are you
00:39:35hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to
00:39:38betray your boss
00:39:39right in front of
00:39:40him.
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship
00:39:43of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You shouldn't put
00:39:45your faith in a
00:39:46stupid girl who
00:39:47doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing
00:39:48about magic.
00:39:49It's over.
00:39:50The theater is
00:39:51mine!
00:39:54I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the
00:39:56orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go
00:40:00with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, watch.
00:40:03Where are you
00:40:03going?
00:40:06What is he
00:40:07doing?
00:40:10We still have
00:40:10a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to
00:40:12take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just
00:40:14go out there and
00:40:15embarrass yourself.
00:40:16I won't let you.
00:40:16Brie, do you
00:40:18trust me?
00:40:22And with the
00:40:23Kensington team
00:40:24giving up, the
00:40:25winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team
00:40:31sold us to do their
00:40:32quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know
00:40:37what a quick change act
00:40:38is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel?
00:40:42Samuel, you're sending
00:40:43out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no
00:40:45chance of beating
00:40:46Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to
00:40:48warn him, but
00:40:48Samuel just wouldn't
00:40:49listen.
00:40:50This worker conned
00:40:51him, just like he
00:40:52conned the judges
00:40:53in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why
00:40:56he's here is because
00:40:57Brie has a little
00:40:57crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:59Is that what's going
00:41:00on?
00:41:01The producer's
00:41:02amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save
00:41:04the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts
00:41:16now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these
00:41:30quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast,
00:41:32I can't keep track
00:41:33of them.
00:41:34What is he doing?
00:41:35Does he even do
00:41:36his magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like
00:41:39magic's your thing,
00:41:40but I'm always hiring
00:41:42boys to do my
00:41:42laundry.
00:41:44What are you
00:41:45doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under
00:41:49control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under
00:41:51control, I'm freaking
00:41:53Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Brie, you might
00:41:55want to turn around
00:41:56for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is
00:41:58about to reveal
00:41:59himself for the
00:42:00fraud that he truly
00:42:01is.
00:42:01Seriously, get off
00:42:02the stage.
00:42:03You look like a
00:42:04fucking ass.
00:42:05Yo, buddy, you're
00:42:06not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it out.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you
00:42:10doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed
00:42:13yourself and wasted
00:42:14my precious time.
00:42:21time.
00:42:23Time is a funny
00:42:23thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always
00:42:26complain that time
00:42:27goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like
00:42:29these, it's like time
00:42:32stands still.
00:42:36Your technique
00:42:37wasn't bad.
00:42:38Just wasn't the
00:42:39master of magic's
00:42:40technique.
00:42:44This is.
00:42:47What's he gonna do?
00:42:48Let's find out.
00:42:53I'll blink.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30
00:43:06seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that
00:43:09a competition.
00:43:11What a waste of time.
00:43:12Sophie at least would
00:43:12have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know
00:43:14who won this contest.
00:43:17You sure about that?
00:43:35How did he do that?
00:43:4077, 78.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen,
00:43:52we have 78 changes.
00:43:55I don't believe it.
00:43:56It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere
00:44:02mortals, but not for
00:44:04the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait.
00:44:07Is he the real
00:44:09master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you
00:44:13used, showmanship, the
00:44:16transformation on a
00:44:17massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:20you have just witnessed
00:44:21the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man is the
00:44:24master of magic.
00:44:32I knew it.
00:44:34I knew it.
00:44:36Oh, cause.
00:44:38I just made an axe of
00:44:40myself in front of the
00:44:42real master of magic.
00:44:45Without question, I
00:44:46believe I speak for all
00:44:47three judges to declare
00:44:49that Daniel is the
00:44:50winner of this
00:44:51competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:53you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the
00:44:55competition.
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:02Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:07Please, please
00:45:08forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so
00:45:09inspired by
00:45:10example growing
00:45:10up that I feel
00:45:12as if you've been
00:45:12with me every
00:45:13step of the
00:45:13way.
00:45:14How dare you
00:45:14lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me
00:45:16you learned
00:45:16everything from
00:45:17him.
00:45:18You're nothing
00:45:18but a fraud.
00:45:19Get out
00:45:20of here!
00:45:24I've spent
00:45:25the last six
00:45:26years looking
00:45:26for you.
00:45:27I'd almost
00:45:28given up hope
00:45:28I'd ever find
00:45:29the master
00:45:30of magic.
00:45:31Cause I know
00:45:31that before
00:45:32you were the
00:45:33master of magic,
00:45:33you were a
00:45:35world-class
00:45:35cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight,
00:45:41the Diamond
00:45:42Nebula Casino
00:45:43will have its
00:45:43biggest influx
00:45:44of cash
00:45:44in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling
00:45:46together an
00:45:47organization
00:45:47to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking
00:45:49hundreds of
00:45:50millions of
00:45:51dollars.
00:45:52You'd make
00:45:52more in one
00:45:53night than a
00:45:53lifetime performing
00:45:54on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58A down payment
00:45:59to show you
00:45:59I'm serious.
00:46:01So what
00:46:02do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make
00:46:04some real
00:46:05money?
00:46:07I won both
00:46:08rounds of the
00:46:08competition,
00:46:09didn't I?
00:46:10Well,
00:46:11yes.
00:46:13Then Mr.
00:46:13Kensington
00:46:14gets to keep
00:46:14his theater.
00:46:15That was the
00:46:16deal.
00:46:17Right,
00:46:18of course.
00:46:19But what
00:46:20do you think
00:46:20of my offer?
00:46:22What do I
00:46:22think of your
00:46:23offer?
00:46:30Now why don't
00:46:31you get out
00:46:31of here before
00:46:32I conjure a
00:46:32horse out of
00:46:33your ass?
00:46:37That was so
00:46:38good.
00:46:42Wow,
00:46:44everybody give
00:46:44it up for the
00:46:45master of
00:46:46magic.
00:46:47Wow.
00:46:50You know,
00:46:51Daniel, when
00:46:52I first saw
00:46:52you, I knew
00:46:54that you were
00:46:54special.
00:46:55Yeah, of
00:46:55course.
00:46:56I mean, even
00:46:57an idiot could
00:46:57see that he was
00:46:58the master of
00:46:59magic.
00:47:01Honestly, I
00:47:02just feel so
00:47:04honored to be
00:47:05standing in the
00:47:06same room as
00:47:06you right now.
00:47:10You guys are
00:47:11acting like you
00:47:11had his back
00:47:12this whole time
00:47:12after all the
00:47:13abuse you
00:47:14heaped on him
00:47:15earlier.
00:47:15No, we
00:47:16were just
00:47:17joking.
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're going
00:47:21to stay with
00:47:22us, right?
00:47:23Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of
00:47:25course he's
00:47:25going to stay
00:47:26with us.
00:47:26We're just,
00:47:27you know,
00:47:28showing him
00:47:28some love.
00:47:30The three
00:47:30of you,
00:47:31your actions
00:47:32were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting
00:47:35the greatest
00:47:35magician of
00:47:36all time.
00:47:38I think
00:47:39Daniel should
00:47:40decide what
00:47:40your punishment
00:47:41is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a
00:47:43very strong
00:47:44word, okay?
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:45First of all,
00:47:45I don't like
00:47:46that.
00:47:46You know,
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little
00:47:51public humiliation
00:47:53will do you
00:47:53three some good.
00:48:01I know,
00:48:02I see it.
00:48:02That's the most
00:48:03embarrassing thing
00:48:04I've ever seen.
00:48:05Disgusting.
00:48:06What are you doing?
00:48:08Let's go.
00:48:08Let's go.
00:48:09We have to go here.
00:48:15So, you'll really
00:48:16hear me?
00:48:18master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel
00:48:22I am worthy
00:48:23to be on the
00:48:23same stage
00:48:24as you.
00:48:25If you want
00:48:27to stay,
00:48:28I'd gladly open
00:48:29for you
00:48:29and give you
00:48:30the marquee
00:48:31performance.
00:48:32But whether
00:48:33you stay
00:48:34or leave,
00:48:35it's completely
00:48:37your decision.
00:48:39So, what do
00:48:40you say?
00:48:43If you knew
00:48:44how I'd let
00:48:44Eric die,
00:48:45you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the
00:48:49master of magic.
00:48:51That may be
00:48:52true,
00:48:53but nobody
00:48:54else could
00:48:56ever do
00:48:56what you did
00:48:57up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:03Daniel!
00:49:04Daniel!
00:49:05Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:07Daniel!
00:49:07Daniel!
00:49:08Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:10Daniel!
00:49:11That bracelet.
00:49:13Could Daniel
00:49:14be Eric's
00:49:15brother?
00:49:27Hey.
00:49:29All this time
00:49:30when I didn't
00:49:31recognize you,
00:49:32Daniel Angier,
00:49:34and you're
00:49:34still the same.
00:49:35The older brother
00:49:36looking out
00:49:37for the smaller
00:49:37kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric
00:49:39got hurt,
00:49:39he'd come
00:49:40running.
00:49:42When I
00:49:43mattered the
00:49:43most,
00:49:45I let him
00:49:45down.
00:49:50Eric knew
00:49:51what he was
00:49:51doing,
00:49:53and he was
00:49:54so proud
00:49:54of you.
00:49:55The only time
00:49:56you let him
00:49:57down was
00:49:58when you
00:49:58stopped being
00:49:59the master
00:49:59of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed
00:50:02didn't you
00:50:04and your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let
00:50:06your guilt
00:50:06take that
00:50:07away.
00:50:08You're still
00:50:09the master
00:50:09of magic.
00:50:11You just
00:50:11have to
00:50:12claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21We want an
00:50:22interview!
00:50:23In here.
00:50:34I could have
00:50:35sworn he went
00:50:35this way.
00:50:37You have to be
00:51:01with me.
00:51:21I could have
00:51:21I could have
00:51:22seen the
00:51:22story.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business. That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie. He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy. Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine. I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm going to get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who are going to tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we going to lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:52Let's go.
00:53:53Hey, you want millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I going to get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you going to get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm going to rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm going to pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:14They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:55:59Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:34Maybe he could be on a phone call.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all the reasons.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We keep double-crossing easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:47And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:08Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15You got that?
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:28You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:03She's dying.
00:58:03I'm a whole shoulder walker and then you can't watch her step?
00:58:05I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:10No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:16He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a terrible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:23Oh.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:03How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:19He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want a double-classic bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:29All right.
00:59:30We'll let you have a bus.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:36Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:42Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:46All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:49Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than rope and a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:59When I walk past those guards,
01:00:01they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:04Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:18And that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:39Watch your swag.
01:00:42It is already starting to work.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hitler monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself.
01:01:09In three, two...
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, my God.
01:01:20Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Vimit.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:37I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And with that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:01:52they will catch him.
01:01:53We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These mortals on our beach
01:02:02can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how
01:02:04he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:07He'll get arrested,
01:02:08and that will be the big
01:02:09destruction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:12really thinks he's getting
01:02:13a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:35Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless,
01:02:39one-of-a-kind,
01:02:39two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:43It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using
01:02:48Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:53How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a bald guy.
01:03:00My patruma is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then,
01:03:09he will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:27Oh, my gosh!
01:03:28Amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:49The slot machines are paid off!
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible.
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more there than any trap?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash
01:04:24before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into
01:04:32six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents
01:04:35to steal the documents
01:04:35that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in
01:04:39without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want
01:04:40that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:50What blazes?
01:04:51How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you
01:05:03if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic
01:05:12to exclude you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals
01:05:19to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best
01:05:25safe cracker in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes
01:05:28at the Bank of London
01:05:29and the New York Federal Reserve
01:05:30and Fort Knox
01:05:30all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that
01:05:32with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:36Three lockers,
01:05:37mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief
01:05:41has ever been able
01:05:42to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:43Me.
01:05:45Fortunately,
01:05:47that one thief
01:05:48was me
01:05:48six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying
01:05:53to take credit
01:05:54for my heist?
01:06:03One down,
01:06:04three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities
01:06:14in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Meep, meep.
01:06:16Alisa,
01:06:16you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you
01:06:23who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:25Somebody shuts him off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying
01:06:28you've done this before,
01:06:29so she's not a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her
01:06:32with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner
01:06:33like a good little boy.
01:06:35Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert cancelled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know?
01:06:53The interior had been modified
01:06:54to lock like an IBV
01:06:56international vault.
01:06:57You should have stolen
01:06:58the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh,
01:07:02give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies,
01:07:04we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think
01:07:10you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one
01:07:12who cracks the safe,
01:07:13not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling,
01:07:23it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know
01:07:24what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:34Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting,
01:07:38you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:47It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism
01:07:49must be in a different
01:07:50part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine.
01:07:54Idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should
01:08:00give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it,
01:08:02then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we
01:08:05stopped him from
01:08:06robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up
01:08:12what they already started.
01:08:14Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault
01:08:16in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell
01:08:24are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiota
01:08:26trying to pray
01:08:26his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk
01:08:29the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop
01:08:32talking and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets
01:08:34sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a computer
01:08:38code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Tickle him.
01:08:45Power for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:03Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in over our heads?
01:09:06Ladies,
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be
01:09:22near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking
01:09:25a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to
01:09:27buy the mention
01:09:28of the KSPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think
01:09:43you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are
01:09:49so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think
01:09:52we were going to let you
01:09:53walk out of here
01:09:53with some money?
01:09:56We played you
01:09:57the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us
01:10:04the entire time,
01:10:05except I put a bug in them
01:10:06to remove all of us
01:10:07from the recording.
01:10:09All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought
01:10:12you could hang
01:10:13with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens
01:10:17when you try to run
01:10:17this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim,
01:10:22we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you
01:10:24to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more
01:10:30than I even thought.
01:10:33Barry's so paranoid
01:10:34he put all his valuables
01:10:35in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser
01:10:42is too dumb
01:10:43to realize we're
01:10:44taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted
01:10:49us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have
01:10:54tried to swim
01:10:54with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that
01:10:57next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly
01:11:09who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea
01:11:15who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:18Hey, calm down,
01:11:18Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web
01:11:27the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:30You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:36Let us go.
01:11:37Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy,
01:11:39like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots
01:11:58are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just
01:12:00waltz in here,
01:12:01steal my stash?
01:12:03No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:21Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable
01:12:30magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch.
01:12:41That got me put away
01:12:42for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:46Huh?
01:12:47But as I recall,
01:12:49I did kill your brother.
01:12:51I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down
01:12:54that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now.
01:13:07Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect
01:13:10that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23I'm probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:01That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:11I sewed like a bunch of hogs
01:14:13before getting butchered
01:14:14for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police
01:14:19are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make their job
01:14:21easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:23it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:25to live many years
01:14:26in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:33It's because you've been
01:14:34used in your casino
01:14:35as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring
01:14:37in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions
01:14:40can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic,
01:14:49you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54It's out of here!
01:14:56No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:58No!
01:14:59No!
01:14:59No!
01:15:07You did it, Eric.
01:15:09Untraceable Bitcoin,
01:15:10Cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans
01:15:12from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids
01:15:14through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love
01:15:23all the colors
01:15:24of the stained glass windows
01:15:27and the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books
01:15:31every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand
01:15:35how you found the money
01:15:36to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me
01:15:39if I told you.
01:15:42Hey!
01:15:42Mommy!
01:15:43Mommy!
01:15:43Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream
01:15:45before the show!
01:15:46Yeah!
01:15:47Ice cream!
01:15:48You read my mind!
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see
01:15:51when we see.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you
01:16:05to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:09The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier!
01:16:20The one.
01:16:22The man.
01:16:22The.
01:16:25The.
01:16:26The.
01:16:27The.
01:16:28The.
01:16:28The.
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