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Elle Episode 1
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00:00Oh
00:30Oh, she was a little bit offensive
00:31Oh, she was a little bit offensive
00:34Oh, she was a little bit offensive
00:36Hi, Mrs. Woods
00:37Hi!
00:38You look beautiful!
00:41Tell me if you only knew
00:43Oh, hi, Mr. Woods
00:45Hey
00:45Oh, hi
00:47But it's just a sweet, sweet man to sit, baby
00:51When I close my eyes
00:54Happy birthday, Kyle!
00:59Let's give it up one more time for the birthday girl, Elle Woods!
01:22Thank you, DJ Jonathan.
01:24I know today is supposed to be my day, but really it's about you.
01:29Because as I look out at all your faces, I see so many people who made me into the woman
01:35I am today.
01:37I know everyone sees me and thinks, well, she knows exactly who she is and what she wants.
01:42And they're right.
01:45But you all played a huge part in that.
01:49Tiffany, you helped me find my signature scent.
01:52Mrs. Campbell, you showed me the importance of an SPF.
01:57And Madison, my best friend at 12.5 years.
02:01I can't even count the number of times you've saved me from over-plucking my eyebrows.
02:07If it weren't for you, I would look like the Mona Lisa in my yearbook photo.
02:12She's not done yet, honey. She's landing the plane.
02:15I know you.
02:19So I would just like to raise a glass to all of you.
02:22My friends, my world.
02:24I'm so lucky to have this life.
02:26I wouldn't change a thing.
02:29Cheers!
02:36Maybe something like Madonna, but not exactly Madonna.
02:40Madonna two years ago.
02:42Not Madonna now.
02:54Amazing!
02:55Thank you!
02:56Although, we had that falling out in third grade when you got your ears pierced without me.
03:00So technically, it's only been 12 years of friendship.
03:02I thought we swore never to speak of that again.
03:06Okay, let's talk junior year.
03:08I'm assuming that you've put together some five-point plan to allow us to dominate 11th grade.
03:13Um, no.
03:15It's a three-point plan.
03:17More concise. That's better.
03:19Step one, solidify our friendships with the coolest senior girls so our reputations are firmly in place when they graduate.
03:25Obviously.
03:26Step two, become group leaders in the cheer squad.
03:30That's inevitable.
03:31And step three.
03:33And this is probably the most important step of all.
03:35Mm-hmm.
03:36Have the most perfect first kiss.
03:38The most perfect guy.
03:40Let me guess.
03:41Ah, Josh.
03:44Do you want me to talk to him for you?
03:45No.
03:46I have a better idea.
03:47Okay.
03:48I'm gonna start a rumor that he has a crush on me.
03:51And then he'll hear the rumor, and he'll start to wonder,
03:54do I have a crush on her?
03:55And then we'll be in the most perfect location together.
03:57Brian Adams song will start to play.
04:00And then he'll kiss me.
04:03Or you could just talk to him now.
04:05That's not really part of the plan.
04:06Go, Josh!
04:08Go, go, go.
04:08Madison, Madison.
04:09Get the plan.
04:10The plan.
04:10I will get right on that.
04:12Yes.
04:16Happy birthday.
04:17Thanks, Ha.
04:19Josh.
04:20You are so sweet.
04:22Uh, well, I'm really glad Madison called me over.
04:25There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.
04:27Really?
04:36So I've been thinking about you, actually.
04:39Yeah.
04:39Yeah.
04:40And...
04:47Sorry.
04:48It's okay.
04:49It's okay.
04:49Happy birthday to you.
04:52Happy birthday, dear Elle.
04:59Happy birthday to you.
05:03Happy birthday, sweetie.
05:24Hi, honey.
05:26Just one second.
05:27I'm almost done learning about women who can't experience intimacy.
05:30Oh.
05:31Ah, Elle.
05:32We have something important we want to talk to you about.
05:36Oh, God.
05:38Is this about Marlena?
05:40Which one's Marlena?
05:42It's days of our lives.
05:44She's been possessed by pure evil,
05:46so John performed an exorcism on her.
05:49But then she went to cardiac arrest and died.
05:51So this is, um, it's about your dad.
05:57You remember that nose job I did on, you know...
06:01Oh, of course.
06:03It didn't set.
06:05What do you mean it didn't set?
06:07Um, it kind of...
06:11Dad!
06:12That's social suicide!
06:14I know.
06:14She had to drop out of her next movie.
06:15It's a mess.
06:16And word's starting to spread that it's my fault.
06:18There might be a lawsuit.
06:19So, so...
06:21We are going to have to lay low for a little bit.
06:26Of course.
06:27I didn't know you were carrying all of this, Dad.
06:29Oh, I'm so glad you feel that way,
06:31because I've had to look for other work.
06:33People in smaller markets that need someone with my background.
06:36That's exactly what you should be doing.
06:38You need to be proactive.
06:40I found a place.
06:41Uh, it's a private practice.
06:43Only one other doctor.
06:44I can't afford to be choosy right now.
06:46It's great.
06:47What's it called?
06:51Seattle's Elite.
06:54Because the other doctor's from Seattle?
06:55Because the practice is in Seattle.
06:57And they're opening an office here?
06:58No, the office is in Seattle.
06:59And you'll commute to Seattle?
07:00Elle, we're moving to Seattle.
07:04No.
07:07It doesn't sound right.
07:08Just until people forget about this whole situation.
07:11How long will that be?
07:13A couple years.
07:15That's my whole life.
07:16Hey, hey.
07:18The Woods family is adaptable.
07:22Do you remember when those coyotes wandered over
07:25during my night before the night before party?
07:27I told everyone we imported them for ambiance.
07:31And guess what?
07:32We all had a great time.
07:33We did.
07:34This is just like that.
07:37Except for longer.
07:59Hey, it's nothing a little grief shopping can't fix.
08:02Okay, okay.
08:03Here's what you have to do.
08:04You know your dad feels guilty, right?
08:06Yeah.
08:06So you pray on that guilt,
08:07and then you lock it away.
08:08And then you start to collect interest on it
08:10until one day you need something from him,
08:12and he owes you big time.
08:13You know what that works?
08:14Oh, yeah.
08:15My dad forgot my birthday like five years ago,
08:17and now I can have boys over with a door float.
08:19That doesn't help me now.
08:20I still have to move to...
08:24I can't even say it.
08:27Seattle.
08:28Hey, we'll talk all the time,
08:30and we'll come visit you.
08:31I've never been to Seattle.
08:33It sounds north.
08:35Yeah?
08:36My life is not over.
08:37It's just different.
08:40Oh, I'm coming.
08:45Honey, the movers are almost here.
08:49I see where all my Ferrero Rocher went.
08:53I'm not leaving.
08:55Oh.
08:57I'm faking my own debt.
08:59Look how dead I look.
09:01That's too bad.
09:02I had a gift for you,
09:04but I guess I'll have to give it to someone who's alive.
09:08Does it rhyme with Marasachi?
09:10Maybe even better.
09:17Oh, my God!
09:20Is he mine?
09:22He's yours.
09:24I know!
09:26He's so cute.
09:29Wait.
09:31Did you adopt?
09:34Or did you shop?
09:36The spelling's just redecorated,
09:38and earth tones don't match their new color palette,
09:40so I rescued this little blondie from them.
09:45Oh.
09:47My God, you are just a baby.
09:50I bet you're a Gemini like me.
09:53Oh, and such a tough guy.
09:56Oh, you need a tough guy name.
09:59I know.
10:01Bruiser.
10:10I am going to piss her off the horse, honey.
10:12I'm going to piss her off every single night.
10:16We can do this.
10:18Get in here.
10:20Oh, my God.
10:22Who is this?
10:23This is Bruiser.
10:25Bruiser.
10:26Hi, little guy.
10:28I didn't realize I've been replaced already.
10:36I could never replace you.
10:40You can do this.
11:06I'm only happy when it rains.
11:10I'm only happy when it's complicated.
11:15And now I know you can't appreciate it.
11:18I'm only happy when it rains.
11:46You'll want to hear about my new obsession.
11:50I'm writing high upon a deep depression.
11:55I'm only happy when it rains.
11:58I'm only happy when it rains.
12:01I'm only happy when it rains.
12:03I'm only happy when it rains.
12:05Oh, this is us.
12:21I know it's scary.
12:23But this is just going to be our new home for a little while.
12:33Was a funeral home using this place as storage?
12:37It came furnished.
12:39Isn't that convenient?
12:41Nope.
12:42Okay.
13:08Bruiser, we have to give Seattle a shot.
13:33Bruiser, wish me luck.
13:44Do you have your beeper?
13:45Yes.
13:47Lunch money?
13:48Yes.
13:49Your armor?
13:51My what?
13:53It is my armor.
13:55I know.
13:58Whoa!
13:59Oh, my God!
14:09Where are the manors?
14:20Hey.
14:22It's going to be fine.
14:25Feeling very blonde.
14:29There's another one.
14:31Mom, her roots.
14:33I know.
14:34I hope it's a choice.
14:39Hey.
14:41You got this.
15:07Nice umbrella.
15:08Thanks.
15:09It's an heirloom.
15:10She's joking.
15:11You look like an idiot.
15:11I know.
15:14I know.
15:15You will hear me.
15:15You got this.
15:15You got this.
15:16You got this.
15:18Hey!
15:19My eyes are burning for your soul.
15:21Hey!
15:22Yo.
15:23My neighbors say I chant too loud.
15:26Ooh!
15:27Chess!
15:28I love smart people.
15:30So you hate yourself.
15:33Get out of my way or I'm not sure
15:37Get out of my way or I'm gonna show
15:42It's a total straw man argument.
15:44No one actually thinks that Eddie Vedder is better than Kurt Cobain.
15:50Now, if you were to say Chris Cornell...
15:52No way, dude.
16:09Do you do anything fun over the summer?
16:15What?
16:16The summer!
16:17Do you do anything fun?
16:18What do you mean?
16:24What's that?
16:26A zine.
16:28Oh, like a magazine.
16:30I have two subscriptions to Cosmo.
16:32One for my archives and one I can crease.
16:35No, like a zine.
16:38Cool.
16:40What else are you into?
16:41Did someone put you up to this?
16:43I'm Elle.
16:44I like iced coffee the month of July
16:46and when people dress kind of Tennessee,
16:48even if they don't play tennis.
16:51Was it Kimberly?
16:54Uh, welcome to First Period.
16:56I am Mr. Nichols
16:58and this
17:00is
17:03English.
17:04Okay.
17:05Let's just dive right into it.
17:08Much ado about nothing.
17:12It was the shortest thing on your summer reading list
17:14so it's kind of a gimme.
17:16Uh, yes?
17:18First of all,
17:19nice to meet you.
17:21Second of all,
17:22I never received a summer reading list.
17:25It was mailed out in May.
17:27Yeah, I, uh,
17:29I actually didn't know I'd be going to this school
17:31until kind of recently.
17:32There was this whole
17:33thing with my dad.
17:35Don't ask.
17:36Like, seriously, don't ask.
17:38I can't talk about it.
17:40NDA.
17:41Well, you'll have to read the play this week
17:43because you will each
17:45be writing a paper on its themes
17:47this weekend.
17:49Hi.
17:50Hi.
17:51At my old school,
17:52we were given the option
17:53to have our own take on the assignment.
17:55Is that an option here?
17:56Uh, your own take?
17:57Yeah, like
17:58we could create a song
18:00based on the reading
18:01or a short film.
18:02I went to middle school
18:03with Tim Burton's nephew
18:04and you have not experienced
18:05Tuck Everlasting
18:06until you've seen it in stop motion.
18:10I'm sure I haven't.
18:11But I would say no.
18:13That's not an option.
18:15A paper is
18:15a paper.
18:22Just try to keep up, okay?
18:26So, Much Ado About Nothing.
18:27What is it?
18:28It is a play.
18:29What do we know about it?
18:30It was written by
18:31William Shakespeare,
18:33the great bard himself.
18:34We're still accepting donations
18:36for the auction.
18:38Still accepting donations
18:39for the auction.
18:41We're still accepting donations
18:42for the auction.
18:43Holy Pierce Brosnan.
18:45A kindred spirit.
18:48So nice to meet
18:49a fellow stranger
18:50in a strange land.
18:52Did I see you this morning?
18:55You're the guy
18:56who almost hit my mom's car
18:57with your skateboard.
18:59I thought you were a jerk,
19:00but you're just British.
19:01You're used to driving
19:02on the wrong side of the road,
19:03which I totally get.
19:05Not the driving thing.
19:07I'm not from here either.
19:09Wow.
19:10Is this place different, right?
19:11Right.
19:12Have you noticed
19:13how many hoodies they wear?
19:15What is that about?
19:17I'm Al what?
19:18Oh.
19:19Dustin.
19:20And I've lived here
19:22for like nine years,
19:23so that's most of my life.
19:25Cool.
19:26I'll just go to my locker.
19:34Which is right by here.
19:36It's great.
19:39Oh!
19:43You can't really open
19:44both at the same time.
19:46Okay.
19:47I'll just go after you then.
20:01Look, I just need
20:02to get my lunch money
20:03from here.
20:10Okay.
20:15What even are those?
20:17I don't know
20:18if it's really your thing.
20:23What's happening
20:24with the support staff?
20:26Not getting paid
20:26a living wage.
20:29It's been
20:30all over the news.
20:33Okay.
20:34The news
20:34is a non-fictional
20:36TV show
20:37that connects
20:37real people
20:38to
20:39real issues.
20:41I know
20:42what the news is.
20:44Look.
20:45Here's all yours.
21:01Hi, could you
21:02help me with something?
21:03Sorry.
21:03Just trying to get
21:04the lay of the land.
21:05Like, what clicks are where?
21:06Who sits with who?
21:08Yeah, I still feel like
21:09you're messing with me.
21:10What's the agenda here?
21:13I'm not messing with you.
21:14I just have this
21:15whole three-point plan
21:16and the first step
21:16is to let it find my...
21:17Band geeks.
21:20Jocks.
21:22D&D nerds.
21:25Stoners.
21:26Kids of parents
21:27with Microsoft money.
21:29And kids of parents
21:30with Boeing money.
21:40Hi.
21:42Which ones
21:42are the stoners?
21:48And the Microsoft kids.
21:55Could you just point me
21:56in the direction
21:57of the senior girls?
21:58And if one of them
21:59could have won
21:59Homecoming Queen
22:00or one of the top-tier
22:01superlatives,
22:02even better.
22:02Oh, okay.
22:03So you're not looking
22:04for just any old person
22:06you want a cool senior
22:08who can totally
22:08boost your popularity?
22:10Yes.
22:11Exactly.
22:13You should be friends
22:13with that girl
22:14over there?
22:15The one with the curly hair?
22:18Do you want to come with?
22:19No, I'm good.
22:29Hi, ladies.
22:30I was told this is where
22:32the coolest
22:32of the cool seniors sit.
22:33Well, it's Hecht and Klamot Jr.,
22:35but spiritually,
22:36I'm a senior.
22:39Oh, you're sitting.
22:43Wait, I thought we were going
22:44to the Bikini Kill show
22:45that weekend.
22:46It's so fun.
22:48You know Bikini Kill?
22:50Oh.
22:52I know bikinis.
22:54That kill.
23:00Okay, whose car are we taking?
23:01Are we seriously taking
23:02a bus to Olympia?
23:03No, Miles is.
23:04We can't take a guy's car
23:05to a Bikini Kill show.
23:06I mean, think of how
23:07that would look.
23:08Oh, I totally feel
23:08your struggle.
23:09All my friends at home
23:10have cars.
23:11It's impossible not to have one
23:12if you live in L.A.
23:13But instead of getting me a car,
23:15my parents moved me
23:16to Seattle.
23:17Hmm.
23:18L.A.
23:19Yeah, that explains it.
23:21You must be so happy
23:22to have escaped.
23:24What's wrong with L.A.?
23:26Nothing.
23:26I think we just value
23:28different things here
23:29like the planet
23:30and social justice
23:33and not being totally entitled
23:36and sitting wherever we want
23:37in the cafeteria
23:37on our first day
23:38when some of us
23:39have spent four years
23:40earning this table.
23:46Have you ever actually
23:48been to L.A.?
23:51Uh, no.
23:53No, you couldn't pay
23:54any of us to set foot
23:55in California.
23:57And this little exchange
23:58is not changing my mind.
24:00Okay, before L.A. Barbie
24:02interrupted us,
24:03the jackets.
24:04Right.
24:04Yeah, you know the ones.
24:09Okay, yeah.
24:19Okay.
24:20I'll have them get back to you.
24:22All right, Judy.
24:23Well, good to hear
24:24she's doing well.
24:24Bye.
24:25Hi.
24:26Hi.
24:27Love the bobbleheads,
24:29Trishik.
24:32Could I see the school nurse?
24:34I'm not, um,
24:36feeling well.
24:37Hang on a second.
24:37Caleb,
24:38cafeteria's that way.
24:40Yeah, I think I'm just
24:41going to skip it today.
24:42Not going to happen.
24:44Come here.
24:49I'm serious.
24:50Thank you, Donna.
24:55Why is he skipping lunch?
24:58His parents haven't paid for school lunch,
25:00but the boy's got to eat,
25:01and I have petty cash, so.
25:03That's so nice.
25:05No one at my old school would have done that.
25:08Well, the way I see it is that it is my job to look out for all of you.
25:13And if that means sneaking into the cafeteria to get someone a piece of cake for their birthday,
25:19or signing a permission slip that their parents forgot to sign, you know, some rules are made to be broken.
25:31Is that a Cosmo?
25:33You can tell by the corner?
25:35Of course.
25:37All right.
25:38I know this may not seem like my thing,
25:41but all those little quizzes are so addictive.
25:44I know.
25:45And their horoscopes have been right on several occasions.
25:49It's kind of my Bible.
25:50Oh my God, me too.
25:51I just moved here,
25:52so I'm waiting for my subscription to get forwarded here.
25:54Oh.
25:55Could I just...
26:11Hi, Donna.
26:12Um, just give me five,
26:14and then I'm going to make a few phone calls.
26:18Yeah, absolutely.
26:19Now, there is just one more form I need you to fill out.
26:24Now, we kind of have a no-chit-chat policy here in the office.
26:28I totally understand.
26:30Now, I could call your parents and tell them you have a 24-hour bug or something,
26:36or you could spend your lunch in here,
26:38doing that very important paperwork, of course.
26:41And you could give this place a chance.
26:44What kind of chance?
26:46Well, if this was your first day at your old school,
26:49how would you be spending it?
26:55Hmm.
26:56L-E-T-S-G-O, that's the way we spell.
26:59Let's go, let's go.
27:00Hey, hey, let's go.
27:02And I don't know your mascot,
27:03so go, team, go!
27:10Thank you!
27:14It's fine.
27:15You're in.
27:15Oh!
27:17Really?
27:18Don't you need to take a few days
27:20and put up a list or something?
27:22No.
27:23You're in.
27:25Great.
27:26Thank you so much, ladies.
27:28I won't let you down.
27:29Next.
27:36Good luck.
27:41L-E-T-S-G-O, that's the way we spell.
27:45Let's go, let's go.
27:46Hey, hey, let's go.
27:48Great, you're in.
27:49It's fine.
27:56Oh!
27:58Oh, Gila!
27:59Sorry.
28:00I'm sorry.
28:00It's okay, no.
28:01Are you okay?
28:04I'm okay.
28:05Yeah.
28:06I'm great.
28:07So great.
28:09Okay.
28:10Okay.
28:21Are you sure you're all right?
28:24Does this school not have a football team?
28:26If so, I can't imagine they're very highly motivated since...
28:30Yeah, football's not really a thing here.
28:32So who do they root for?
28:34I think girls here think cheering for boys is lame.
28:40So they just cheer for themselves?
28:47Do you got a name?
28:50Elwitz.
28:52Elwitz.
28:54Yeah.
29:04Ooh.
29:07I have to say, I love my office.
29:10Aw.
29:12I knew you would.
29:13Yeah, and the nice thing about the slower pace is that I feel like I could really spend time with
29:18my patients.
29:18Like, I might actually make a difference.
29:21Me too.
29:21Yeah?
29:22Can you believe they didn't have Tai Bo here yet?
29:26Such an interesting place, Eva.
29:28Yes.
29:29What about you?
29:30How's the new school?
29:31Yeah, you said you tried out for cheer.
29:33How was it?
29:35I don't think I'm going to join.
29:38The girls here just kind of cheer for themselves.
29:41I don't get it.
29:43Hmm.
29:43I think it's feminism.
29:46Yeah, that's very in right now.
29:49It's probably why Marlena came back to life.
29:52Can you believe she's not even possessed anymore?
29:55She did.
29:58Honey.
29:59Oh no.
30:00I left the tape in your room.
30:01I thought you'd watched it already.
30:02Well, I was saving it for a pre-dinner treat.
30:09I can't believe we moved here.
30:11This will do you no more good than your bothersome prayers and your irksome holy water.
30:20Oh, all right, all right, all right.
30:23I'll play your game.
30:25I've been playing right along.
30:27It's not even worth it.
30:29What should be my next?
30:38Marlena's possession was all I had.
30:48Hmm.
30:53At Woods Residence, you've reached At Woods.
30:56Hello?
30:58Madison?
31:00Alice, you got a car phone.
31:02What?
31:03Madison?
31:04I can't hear you.
31:06I got a car phone.
31:08Oh, that's so cool.
31:10I know, right?
31:11Tiffany and Amber are here too.
31:13Hi, Elle.
31:14We don't have time for hellos.
31:15Sorry.
31:15Oh, I only have two minutes on this thing before I start getting charged a gazillion dollars
31:19and my parents kill me.
31:20But the headline is...
31:21School was crazy today.
31:23So crazy.
31:24That sounds really fun, you guys.
31:27It was.
31:27Jeff got a really unfortunate earring and Susie got even more unfortunate highlights.
31:32And I think that Chad and Becca are anything, even though they're still pretending like they're
31:34not.
31:35No, it was literally like a Hall of Fame first day.
31:37That's exactly what I was going to say.
31:39Hall of Fame.
31:40Right?
31:40Yeah.
31:41Wow.
31:44Um, has Hot Josh asked about me?
31:50Not so much in his words, but in his actions, absolutely.
31:55But enough about us.
31:56How was your first day?
31:57Did you make any friends?
31:58As a school secretary count?
32:02That's a great jumping off point.
32:05I just, I don't feel like I really speak the same language as anyone here.
32:10Well, have you tried learning their language?
32:12What do you mean?
32:13Get fluent in Seattle.
32:15I don't know if that's possible.
32:18Oh, I'm sorry, Elle, two minutes are up.
32:19We miss you.
32:20We love you.
32:21I miss you guys.
32:24Bye.
32:31Get fluent in Seattle.
32:52Perfect moments
32:54Where it's so impossible to refuse
33:02Sleep and sleep
33:04Now that the night is over
33:09And the sun comes
33:12Like a dark
33:13Into our room
33:25Oh, right?
33:32Yes!
33:32It's Elle Woods.
33:34And you're Kimberly
33:36From yesterday.
33:37There's a rumor going around
33:39That I feel like I should make you aware of
33:41Out of love
33:42Oh my god, what is it?
33:44Well, people are saying that you wearing that shirt
33:47Is the second worst thing to ever happen to Nirvana
33:50Wait, I'm sorry
33:51Did you replace the eyes with little hearts?
33:54I leaned into its innate smiliness
33:58Did no one ever tell you that we don't do posers here?
34:01Remember, Seattle isn't a costume
34:03And Pink isn't a personality
34:16And it isn't a documentary
34:17I used to see
34:18I used to see
34:18It is a comedy
34:18A lot of people
34:20In nothing
34:21Do you see
34:22It is a Omaha
34:23Some 피 장 family
34:23Can't be such slave
34:23I use to bear
34:23She larg
34:23What is it
34:23YouScan
34:24How many years of�� scherz?
34:24Miss em
34:25How many years of Эst
34:35Psychiatrans
34:35From today
34:35And Mary
34:52Mom?
34:54Ruther?
34:57Anyone?
35:16Hi, you've reached Madison Ledue's car.
35:19I've run out of minutes for this month, but leave a message and I'll listen to it in 27
35:22days.
35:22.
35:23.
35:29.
35:30.
35:31.
35:31.
35:31.
35:31.
35:55Mom?
35:57In here.
36:00.
36:07What is this?
36:08No one could be expected to succeed in that much gray.
36:11.
36:13.
36:15.
36:16.
36:17.
36:17.
36:17.
36:17.
36:18.
36:18.
36:19.
36:20.
36:20.
36:22.
36:50.
36:50.
36:50.
36:51.
36:51.
36:51.
36:51.
36:52.
36:53What if I really am the vapid L.A. girl they all think I am?
36:57Well, I don't know if you should be putting so much stock in the opinions of people who wear leather
37:01jewelry.
37:02You don't understand. They fight for things like social justice and hold student auctions, and they write their own zines.
37:12What's a zine?
37:13Exactly!
37:16You know who you are? You're a Gemini.
37:20Why?
37:21I bet they hate astrology too.
37:24That means you're funny and smart and adaptable and you find a way to make all types of friends.
37:32You say they have depth, they care, well so do you!
37:38You're right. I do care.
37:43You just have to show them that.
37:53Oh, hi Donna! Have you seen Dustin?
37:56Uh, yeah, he's right over there.
37:58I want to see if he needs help with his auction.
38:01Does this mean you've made a friend? Way to fit in?
38:04Sort of.
38:05Alright, go get him tiger.
38:06Thanks Donna.
38:08Okay then, if, uh, pasta's not your thing.
38:12Yeah, but what about this basketball?
38:16Is there anything special about this basketball?
38:19It's, oh okay, it's just a basketball.
38:20It's just a basketball, but it, it's a nice basketball.
38:28I guess I will just keep it for myself.
38:31Alright, what's next?
38:32Uh, a vase from my mom.
38:34A vase from Jake's mom.
38:37Any starting bits?
38:41I have something I'd like to say.
38:45This isn't just any vase.
38:49It is a multi-use art piece.
38:55It can hold flowers.
38:57It can serve as an organizer for your school supplies.
39:00Or, it can just look nice.
39:04What are you doing?
39:05I am helping the support staff of this school,
39:08who are being vastly underpaid.
39:11Don't you watch the news?
39:12The first rule of fundraising is you have to be a salesperson.
39:16Watch.
39:17This vase is also an investment piece.
39:20Let's say Justin's mom, Jacob's mom,
39:24closed up as an artist in the next few years.
39:26Do you know how much money you can make off of this?
39:29Potentially thousands of dollars.
39:32Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
39:3320 bucks.
39:34Oh!
39:39We have 20 bucks.
39:41That's a steal.
39:4325.
39:44Oh!
39:46Not bad.
39:47But can anyone beat that?
39:4930.
39:50Oh!
39:54Going once.
39:56Going twice.
39:57Sold to...
39:59Miles.
40:01Miles.
40:01Yeah!
40:06Hi, guys.
40:12Okay, what's next?
40:13Here you go.
40:14Oh!
40:14It's, uh...
40:15It's really something.
40:17I had to come clean.
40:19Jacob's mom's never going to make it in the art world.
40:21I am so sorry.
40:22Well, you could have convinced me.
40:25Actually, you did convince me.
40:26That's why I bought it.
40:27Are we doing this?
40:30Thanks again.
40:31What's next?
40:35Oh, a jersey.
40:37A Ken Griffey Jr. jersey.
40:39A Ken Griffey Jr. jersey.
40:42A Ken Griffey Jr. jersey.
40:43Let's start the bidding at 20.
40:48How about 15?
40:50How about 15?
40:54Okay, look.
40:56Who cares about Ken Griffey Jr.?
40:59What I mean is that we all obviously care about Ken Griffey Jr.
41:05Who we care about more are the people who care about us.
41:09The support staff of the school.
41:12Like Donna.
41:15Donna's let me eat lunch in her office every day since I've been here.
41:18Even when she wasn't supposed to.
41:20You guys.
41:21She pays for some students' lunches using petty cash.
41:26Allison.
41:27She's turned a blind eye to your tardies.
41:29She knows it's not your fault when your mom's been late.
41:32And that's not even mentioning the permission slips she signed,
41:36the unexcused absences she doesn't mark.
41:37And I've only been at this school a couple days.
41:40This is money going directly into Donna's pocket.
41:42And it's the pocket of dozens of other Donna's at this school.
41:47So I'll ask you again.
41:49Who wants this Ken Griffey Jr. jersey?
41:5320 bucks.
41:5530.
41:5835.
42:00Okay, Allison.
42:02Not bad.
42:03Yeah, well, it looks like I'm not as shallow as you thought.
42:06I never said you were shallow.
42:08How about?
42:10Going once.
42:13Going twice.
42:15Soul to Allison!
42:17You have to fight.
42:17correrector
42:17.
42:23Donna!
42:25Donna!
42:26Donna!
42:28Donna!
42:30Donna!
42:31Donna!
42:31Donna!
42:32Donna!
42:34Donna!
42:35Donna!
42:36Donna!
42:37Donna!
42:37Donna! Donna!
42:39Donna!
42:50Oh, Donna!
42:52Take care of girls.
43:02Hey, 90210.
43:04Got anyone fired lately?
43:06What?
43:06Oh, you didn't hear?
43:08Your little stunt yesterday got Donna fired.
43:12Turns out when you announce every single rule
43:14someone's broken to the entire school,
43:16they get punished for it.
43:18Who knew?
43:20Oh, well, maybe except everyone.
43:23That's not...
43:24I was just trying to help.
43:26Oh, yeah?
43:27How'd that go?
43:27Oh, yeah.
43:32Oh, yeah.
43:37Oh, yeah.
43:40Oh, yeah.
43:47Oh, yeah.
43:55Terry!
43:56Happy Monday, pink slip.
43:57Oh, this isn't a slip.
43:59It's more of an alpaca tweed.
44:01I assume you're mad at me, too.
44:02I actually didn't even notice you.
44:04Which, I don't know, is that worse?
44:06High school is hard for everyone, no matter where you live.
44:10Kimberly's obviously relishing my fall from grace.
44:13I think you're overestimating how much people liked you before this.
44:16But you are going to win over this entire city before you know it.
44:23You could be concussed.
44:25I'm fine.
44:25On the drive over here, you claimed your favorite color was charcoal.
44:28I did not say that.
44:29Just testing your short-term memory.
44:31You passed.
44:32I kinda like someone here who I really can't like.
44:35Is it unrequited?
44:37How could it be unrequited?
44:39You're Elle Woods.
44:39I'm sorry I said that.
44:42I don't know why you won't give that girl a chance.
44:45And maybe there are other sides to me.
44:47Maybe I'm not the rule-abiding Gemini I always thought.
44:50When did detention get so uncool?
44:53I have this petition.
44:55It's for the greater good.
44:56Why won't you fight this with me?
44:57Because neither of us have a law degree.
45:00I have a Jackie a suit skirt.
45:01I have been dying to mobilize.
45:03God, I miss Elle.
45:04At least there we could keep Elle safe from the criminal element.
45:07She trick-or-treated at the Menendez house.
45:10I feel like I don't even know you.
45:11When you're ready to be Elle Woods again, give me a call.
45:15I think you gotta ask yourself who you'd rather disappoint.
45:18Your mom or yourself.
45:19Officer, could we arrest her?
45:21Absolutely not!
45:22She's in Chanel!
45:24E-L-L-E!
45:26That's how we spell victory!
45:28Yes!
45:39E-L-L-E!
45:50I don't belong here!
45:55I love you!
45:57A true reason!
45:59She's running again
46:09She's running
46:11She's running
46:26She's running
46:37She's running
47:07She's running
47:37She's running
48:07She's running
48:37She's running
48:59She's running
49:00She's running
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