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00:00:00This is a stone-cold rules lawyer move.
00:00:04I have never seen this before.
00:00:07This is a first for me in decades of playing this game
00:00:10that you can use water walk in an aquatic fight.
00:00:14There's not even a saving throw.
00:00:16Let me tell you something.
00:00:17This is some magic shit,
00:00:19because this paragraph was not in here two minutes ago.
00:00:22You pressed it in the patient.
00:00:27You're going to pop the carry, honey.
00:00:29This paragraph was not in here
00:00:32when I looked at this card this morning.
00:00:34Are you a witch?
00:00:35Shut the fuck up.
00:00:37I ate that.
00:00:39So you can water walk them.
00:00:41They will just shoot up,
00:00:42and then you can give little Miss Mama the...
00:00:45No, but we want Spoel.
00:00:46Spoel is apparently...
00:00:47We think he's secretly very...
00:00:48We want him to help us fight.
00:00:49We need Spoel there with us.
00:00:51If I cannot run, I will watch her walk.
00:00:54If I cannot swim, I will watch her walk.
00:00:57If I cannot...
00:00:58Sorry.
00:01:01So you see that the Baroness Straven looks up and says,
00:01:05finished.
00:01:06Wings are ready.
00:01:08Straven.
00:01:09Oh.
00:01:10Thank you so much.
00:01:14Twyla makes a whole bunch of little thank you cards fly around.
00:01:20She undoes a little clasp on her sort of...
00:01:22She has a sort of heavy, like, structural corset.
00:01:27She undoes a little thing, and a drawer pops out,
00:01:29and she starts putting the notes in a drawer.
00:01:31What is horology?
00:01:32The study of time?
00:01:33Is that what it is?
00:01:34Horology?
00:01:35Horology.
00:01:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:36Yeah.
00:01:37We met this amazing horologist out here in the streets.
00:01:40Oh, you just wanted people at home to know that you know what the word horologist means.
00:01:46How often will I get an opportunity to use the word horology?
00:01:50I'm not going to pass it up.
00:01:52Horology, sweetie.
00:01:54Acia looks at you all and says,
00:01:55I'm happy to come if you want.
00:01:58Nyreth also says,
00:01:59Yes, you'll have to get to work quickly, I think.
00:02:03So things are unfolding fast.
00:02:05Your father and this spole have been...
00:02:09My love.
00:02:10Your love.
00:02:11Hey, congratulations.
00:02:12You're welcome.
00:02:13That's not supposed to say he's a demon.
00:02:14He doesn't care about love.
00:02:15No, I love love.
00:02:17I think he...
00:02:17See?
00:02:18And you love...
00:02:19And you love Gertie.
00:02:22Gertie, I know you feel that.
00:02:24He's co-switching.
00:02:25You feel that demon dick.
00:02:27Y'all, stop trying to make...
00:02:29Mine has a bone in it.
00:02:31See?
00:02:32A real bone.
00:02:33Oh my God.
00:02:34Stop trying to make me and Nyreth happen.
00:02:38It's happening, sweetie.
00:02:40Also, no shade.
00:02:41I'm sorry.
00:02:43Why are we taking Asia with us?
00:02:45We had to help her beat...
00:02:46She's not going to be of any help to us.
00:02:48What do you mean?
00:02:50She's not strong.
00:02:50Asia is the princess of the viper.
00:02:52She's listening to us talk.
00:02:54No, she's a princess and she is a jade viper.
00:02:56The jade viper don't have a princess.
00:02:58Yeah.
00:02:58She's her boon to become a princess.
00:03:01She has a magic ring, though.
00:03:02She has one boon to become a princess.
00:03:04She has one boon to get me.
00:03:05You're right.
00:03:05And then she was going to use the last one to not get beat up by a bow.
00:03:09She has a boon, so I guess that is a valuable.
00:03:11I was trying to make it canon, and you just ruined it.
00:03:15What were you trying to make canon?
00:03:16I was just trying to make her the princess of the jade vipers.
00:03:19Well, we've already made canon that she's not.
00:03:21That's already been established.
00:03:22You can't canon things that are already canon.
00:03:24You can't uncanon something.
00:03:25I can enlarge this canon.
00:03:27You are opening a canon of worms.
00:03:33You see the CSS, but if you want to kill some time, yeah, let's go see the city.
00:03:36Yeah, let's go around.
00:03:38Cool.
00:03:39Montage.
00:03:41You guys montage.
00:03:42You guys get some great street food.
00:03:45You have a great time at the bazaar.
00:03:46You see a show, and the sun is setting.
00:03:49Oh, the sun's setting.
00:03:50I just love sunset so much.
00:03:52What do you want to ask the bones?
00:03:53We're going to ask the...
00:03:54Okay, you're obsessed with these runes.
00:03:56Well, it might be the last time we're going to use them, because we're going to trade them in for
00:03:59money.
00:03:59Oh, we're going to sell them for storage.
00:04:00So we're going to ask the guy upstairs if we should get the mystery bag.
00:04:08No, there was another one.
00:04:08There was something else.
00:04:09I think that was it.
00:04:11There was one of the two.
00:04:11There was another one that was more important, though.
00:04:13Come on, guys.
00:04:14Can we roll the tates back, please?
00:04:16Oh, we can also ask the bag of runes if using suggestion would yield a high return.
00:04:22We could ask that question, too.
00:04:23Oh, the other was about using suggestion on the guy.
00:04:25Yeah, if she is using suggestion on him to lower the prices, will that result in something bad?
00:04:31You'll agree, yeah.
00:04:32Okay.
00:04:33There's happy hour prices.
00:04:34But we get one question.
00:04:36So we get one?
00:04:37I think the mystery bag is cheap.
00:04:40We have so much money now.
00:04:41We're fucking loaded.
00:04:42We could just get that anywhere.
00:04:43But the other...
00:04:44Whoa!
00:04:46Get that, whatever.
00:04:48But the other things are 100 each, right?
00:04:52Yeah, so we have...
00:04:54We gained...
00:04:55Okay, let's add them up.
00:04:56What do you have all together?
00:04:57I have 12.
00:04:58I have 2250 because I put all in.
00:05:00I have 2150.
00:05:01Come on, who's adding these?
00:05:02I have 40.
00:05:03I'm adding, I'm adding.
00:05:0441?
00:05:05Okay, 40.
00:05:06So 40 plus 20 is 60.
00:05:08Plus 12.
00:05:09Plus 12 is 52.
00:05:10No, no, no, no, 24, 72.
00:05:13Plus 2250.
00:05:1422.
00:05:15So we have about 100.
00:05:16What do you mean about 100?
00:05:17What's the number?
00:05:18She can't do that.
00:05:19We have like...
00:05:20She's fucking with us.
00:05:20You said you were going to add it up.
00:05:22Girl.
00:05:2341?
00:05:23And how do you consider...
00:05:24Wait, hold on, we're getting it.
00:05:2541 plus...
00:05:2641 plus 2150.
00:05:2721.
00:05:28Plus 2250.
00:05:292250, yeah.
00:05:30Plus 12.
00:05:31Uh-huh.
00:05:32Okay, let me show y'all.
00:05:32This is how we do math.
00:05:33I would have done it two at a time,
00:05:34but you go, you pop off.
00:05:36We have $97.50.
00:05:38I thought you said we had 100.
00:05:39We don't even have 100.
00:05:40So to be...
00:05:41But we have...
00:05:41But we also have $100 worth of runes.
00:05:44Oh, the runes is...
00:05:45Oh, oh my gosh.
00:05:46Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:05:46We're loaded.
00:05:47What about the fish?
00:05:48Don't we have that half fish?
00:05:49We could sell that fish.
00:05:49Yeah, we've been carrying it the whole time.
00:05:50You don't suppose it's thank, too.
00:05:52It's thanky, girl.
00:05:53It's time to get rid of that.
00:05:53So we have roughly 200 and some odd dollars.
00:05:56Yes, about that.
00:05:57Right?
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:58And the fish is probably like $600.
00:06:00So we can only get...
00:06:01We can only get...
00:06:02We can only get...
00:06:03We can get either two of the things,
00:06:06two of these potions.
00:06:07I think the mystery bag has some good shit in it.
00:06:09Yeah.
00:06:10Okay.
00:06:10Yeah.
00:06:11So what are we using the runes for?
00:06:13We're selling the runes to them.
00:06:15And we're getting 100 gold pieces in credit.
00:06:17We're going to be...
00:06:18Wait until sunset to use the runes.
00:06:21So we're going to ask the runes
00:06:22if we should use suggestions to get them.
00:06:25We're going to ask the runes,
00:06:26are we going to do suggestions,
00:06:27or are we going to...
00:06:27Or should we take the mystery bag?
00:06:29Taking the runes out,
00:06:29you pose the question,
00:06:31will suggestion,
00:06:33will charming Khmer lead to positive results?
00:06:38The runes for disaster,
00:06:42chaos, destruction face down.
00:06:46Oh!
00:06:47Face up...
00:06:48Face up good fortune,
00:06:51cleverness, guile, and mischief.
00:06:53We're going to leave here
00:06:54with all of our money in it.
00:06:56Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:06:56We're going to...
00:06:57Can you take us back to the shop?
00:06:59Oh, for...
00:07:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:01There's a cotton candy place.
00:07:02They have wild flares and pickles.
00:07:04I would like cotton candy.
00:07:06Okay.
00:07:07Let's go get her cotton candy.
00:07:09Can you distract our friend
00:07:09with cotton candy
00:07:10while we go to the apothecary?
00:07:11Great.
00:07:11I actually need to go to the bathroom first.
00:07:13Oh, man.
00:07:14I had to go.
00:07:15I'm so good.
00:07:15Let's go to the bathroom.
00:07:16Let's go to the apothecary.
00:07:17Find us at the apothecary, okay?
00:07:19Okay, girl.
00:07:19Let's go to the apothecary.
00:07:20Twyla, I love you.
00:07:21I love you too, baby.
00:07:23Oh, Naira, can you come with us?
00:07:27Naira says,
00:07:28Oh, yes.
00:07:28Are we in for some skullduggery?
00:07:32And Acia goes too, right?
00:07:33Acia's going to the bathroom with you
00:07:35and getting cotton candy.
00:07:35Yeah, y'all going to catch up with us.
00:07:37And cotton candy.
00:07:38Is Acia trying to hit on me?
00:07:40No.
00:07:40No, it's Fred.
00:07:42It's Fred.
00:07:42Okay, I was going to say...
00:07:43Y'all trying to make everybody
00:07:44fuck everything all the time.
00:07:45Fuck everything everywhere.
00:07:47No, no, no.
00:07:48I think Twyla's a part of the community
00:07:49as an ally,
00:07:50but I don't think she's a scissor sister.
00:07:52Jesus, why do we want Naira with this?
00:07:56Because he knows potions.
00:07:57He's really smart with potions.
00:07:58Oh, good idea.
00:07:59We could probably show him
00:08:00our bag of mix-up.
00:08:01He'd be like,
00:08:01don't do that one, do that one.
00:08:02Okay, great, good job.
00:08:03Naira says,
00:08:04All right, when we get into the apothecary,
00:08:06I shall rip the soul of the apothecary.
00:08:10No, Naira.
00:08:11Naira, please don't do that.
00:08:12Anything but that.
00:08:13No, not anything.
00:08:14All right, what you do
00:08:15is kind of hang out
00:08:15and just use your knowledge
00:08:18of potions and stuff,
00:08:19and you can tell us
00:08:20if something is worth
00:08:20what they're saying it is.
00:08:22Actually,
00:08:23if you just wait outside for us.
00:08:25Okay.
00:08:25And if we need you,
00:08:26we'll call you in.
00:08:27That sound good?
00:08:28All right.
00:08:29But if we need you...
00:08:30I bet I can help.
00:08:31If we need you,
00:08:32we'll call you in.
00:08:33You let me know.
00:08:34He's so fun.
00:08:35I love this guy.
00:08:36Oh, he's sweet.
00:08:37We should be roommates.
00:08:37When I get back,
00:08:39we should room.
00:08:40Oh, you're so fun.
00:08:41Oh, you want to be roommates.
00:08:42Oh, my God.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:44All right,
00:08:44we're back to the Apothecary.
00:08:45You want to do the Apothecary.
00:08:46Kamir turns to you
00:08:47and says,
00:08:48oh, welcome back.
00:08:48Hi.
00:08:49Okay, so we want to buy
00:08:51two of the potions.
00:08:51Oh, right in.
00:08:52Right into it.
00:08:52Oh, hi.
00:08:53Hi.
00:08:54Remember us from earlier?
00:08:55Yes, absolutely.
00:08:56I didn't think you were
00:08:56going to come back,
00:08:56but you came back.
00:08:57I love you.
00:08:58I'm willing to lie to you.
00:08:58Your makeup in your hair
00:08:59looks so beautiful.
00:09:00Some people have anxiety
00:09:01when they're shopping
00:09:01and they'll just say
00:09:02I'm coming back.
00:09:03That's fair.
00:09:03And I have done that in the past.
00:09:05Yes.
00:09:05So we want to get
00:09:06those red potions.
00:09:08I don't remember.
00:09:10How much were you
00:09:10to those again?
00:09:11So at this point,
00:09:12she uses subtle
00:09:12and suggestion.
00:09:15And she's going to say,
00:09:17you're going to give us
00:09:18the best prices
00:09:20you can possibly give
00:09:21and we will take
00:09:23nothing less.
00:09:29Kamir fails.
00:09:31Yes.
00:09:32Oh.
00:09:32You see,
00:09:34he says,
00:09:36of course,
00:09:38the best prices.
00:09:39Yes.
00:09:40I understand
00:09:41that you came here
00:09:41early in the day.
00:09:42As the day is beginning,
00:09:43we have to,
00:09:45you know,
00:09:46with word gets out
00:09:48in the market
00:09:48that we're discounting.
00:09:49But it's late at night
00:09:51and I'd be happy
00:09:52to get to it.
00:09:53We're probably going to be
00:09:53your last customers
00:09:54of the day.
00:09:54Oh, the happy hour sale
00:09:55that I mentioned earlier.
00:09:57There you go.
00:09:58Yes, I'd be more than happy
00:09:59to provide you
00:10:01with as good a deal
00:10:02as I think.
00:10:02So how much
00:10:03for four of those ones,
00:10:04those really rare,
00:10:05amazing red ones
00:10:06with the glowy liquid
00:10:08inside of them?
00:10:08You see,
00:10:09there are four
00:10:09and there are four of us.
00:10:11Kamir looks and says,
00:10:12there are four.
00:10:12It costs us
00:10:1638 gold pieces
00:10:17to make one of those.
00:10:19Quite the up mark.
00:10:20The upsell.
00:10:21Well,
00:10:22it's bizarre.
00:10:23I mean,
00:10:23we got prime location.
00:10:24It's convenience.
00:10:25You know,
00:10:25people don't want
00:10:25to make potions themselves.
00:10:26Anyone can make a potion,
00:10:27but who wants
00:10:28to learn how to make them?
00:10:28And rent is so high
00:10:30these days in this part
00:10:31of the court.
00:10:31Of course.
00:10:32It's rent
00:10:32and it's the staffing charges.
00:10:33And also,
00:10:34I'll just be honest
00:10:34and say,
00:10:35you're also paying
00:10:36for the education.
00:10:36You know,
00:10:37it's years of school
00:10:37to become an apothecary.
00:10:38You think rent's here.
00:10:39You should see
00:10:40what's going to be happening
00:10:40on Wormspine Mountain
00:10:42and a little...
00:10:43Why?
00:10:43Is something bad
00:10:44going to happen?
00:10:45You know what?
00:10:45Just read the papers.
00:10:46Just stick around
00:10:47and read the papers.
00:10:48Hopefully,
00:10:48nothing bad
00:10:49will be happening.
00:10:50So they cost 38 to make.
00:10:51Would it be 40 gold pieces
00:10:52per potion?
00:10:54Okay,
00:10:54how about we give you
00:10:55a little less than
00:10:56cost per unit?
00:10:57You want me
00:10:58to take a loss?
00:10:58Oh,
00:10:59Twyla enters
00:11:00with a whole bunch
00:11:02of pickled flavored
00:11:04candy floss
00:11:06and hands one
00:11:07to each lady
00:11:09and she says
00:11:12to come here,
00:11:12come here.
00:11:14I got candy floss
00:11:15for you.
00:11:15Pickled flavored.
00:11:17Kind of looks
00:11:18like his arms.
00:11:20Oh,
00:11:21you're going to be
00:11:21triggered by that.
00:11:21Oh, wait.
00:11:22See, they go.
00:11:23See, they go.
00:11:26This looks just
00:11:27like my dad.
00:11:30He was a cloud.
00:11:31Oh, that's so cute.
00:11:33Twyla, where to bring
00:11:34No, this is,
00:11:35he, what,
00:11:35no, he's,
00:11:35he, he,
00:11:36it's a good memory,
00:11:36maybe.
00:11:37Nobody eat it.
00:11:39You know what?
00:11:42You know what?
00:11:43What?
00:11:44What?
00:11:44Take the potions.
00:11:45Oh!
00:11:46Come here.
00:11:48You know what?
00:11:48Because you're going
00:11:49to give us a potion,
00:11:49we are going to go ahead
00:11:50and purchase
00:11:51that mystery bag.
00:11:53Amazing.
00:11:53We got to get rid of it.
00:11:55It's so dangerous.
00:11:56Yes.
00:11:57Dangerous?
00:11:58Amazing.
00:11:58It's so fun.
00:12:00Oh, he said it's fun.
00:12:00He didn't say it's fun.
00:12:02Boyfriend.
00:12:02Yeah.
00:12:03Well, that's,
00:12:03well, that's,
00:12:03yeah.
00:12:04Okay, give us some,
00:12:06how much for the,
00:12:06how much for the,
00:12:07for the fun mystery bag?
00:12:09Mystery bag,
00:12:09well, it's marked as 20,
00:12:10but I'll take 10 for it.
00:12:11You know what?
00:12:12We'll give him a 30.
00:12:12Give him 30.
00:12:13We can give him a 30.
00:12:14No, he said 10.
00:12:15Who is your way
00:12:16what kind of negotiating about?
00:12:18Don't be greedy.
00:12:19Don't be greedy.
00:12:19We got for capitalism.
00:12:21Late stage capital.
00:12:22Give this man $30.
00:12:23Yeah, we got four potions for $40.
00:12:24You're right.
00:12:25Give him $40.
00:12:26Give him,
00:12:26give him your money.
00:12:28I'll,
00:12:29I'll give him 20.
00:12:30I'll give him all 12 of mine.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:33Whatever you need for me,
00:12:34Daddy, I got you.
00:12:35Come here.
00:12:36Come here.
00:12:36Come here.
00:12:37Come here.
00:12:37How much are we short now?
00:12:38Wait, I give him,
00:12:40we're at 22.
00:12:41We need 18 more.
00:12:42Come on, Twyla.
00:12:43Give him 18.
00:12:44Okay.
00:12:44Hey, so is this how you negotiate your contract?
00:12:47No, I think, yeah.
00:12:48If you're paying 20,
00:12:49you'll need 10 to get to 30.
00:12:51Oh, then 10 more.
00:12:53Boom.
00:12:53I have two gold pieces.
00:12:5410 from you and 20 from Princess.
00:12:55Kamir takes 30 gold pieces and says,
00:12:57thank you so much.
00:12:59It's an honor to do business with you.
00:13:02I can't help but feel that these potions will do great work in the world if they are traveling
00:13:10with you.
00:13:11So, thank you.
00:13:12Blessings and gold.
00:13:13Come here.
00:13:13It's been really lovely.
00:13:15And guys, we,
00:13:15and we kept our windows.
00:13:17We didn't even get rid of them.
00:13:18No, we got the windows, guys.
00:13:19Bless us, beautiful.
00:13:20Kamir says, wonderful.
00:13:21Thank you so much.
00:13:22And come back anytime.
00:13:23And hands you the mystery bag.
00:13:25You hear a sort of ominous clink, clink, clink, clink, clink of all the potions in there.
00:13:29So, we'll see what's next.
00:13:30Okay, thank you for the bag.
00:13:32So, okay, we're outside.
00:13:33Enjoy eating your dad's.
00:13:35Jesus Christ.
00:13:37Pickle flavor.
00:13:37I say, I say we go by the Oasis and go and let's talk to, just in case, you know,
00:13:42these
00:13:42things, something explodes.
00:13:43And I can explain what these are.
00:13:45Explodes.
00:13:46He said it's dangerous.
00:13:47Who knows what's in there?
00:13:47Wait, how did he hand it to us?
00:13:49I think.
00:13:50Was he, was he just like grabbing it?
00:13:51What did, how did he do?
00:13:52I would say he sort of went.
00:13:56Okay.
00:13:57For that instance, I'm going to use magic hand or mage hand.
00:14:01What is it?
00:14:01Yeah, mage hand.
00:14:02I'm going to use mage hand to grab it and hold it 30 feet in front of us at all
00:14:06times.
00:14:07It's his bag floating in front of us.
00:14:09Which is as far as.
00:14:11In front of us.
00:14:11Put it behind us.
00:14:12Let it trail us.
00:14:12Yeah, 30 feet behind us.
00:14:14The mage hand will be carrying this 30 feet behind us as we walk to the next place.
00:14:19And maybe Nyreth can.
00:14:20With a sticker on it that says, Twyla, please don't touch.
00:14:23And it's in Gaelic.
00:14:26I don't know how to say that.
00:14:28I'm going to say one thing.
00:14:29You exit out there and you see that outside of the apothecary, Nyreth is actually talking to Asif the smith
00:14:35from earlier.
00:14:36The blacksmith.
00:14:37The blacksmith.
00:14:37Yeah.
00:14:38Oh, the sad one.
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:39You still need him.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:41He didn't give me anything.
00:14:42You see that, as he sort of walks out, you see that Nyreth is speaking and Asif looks over and
00:14:47says,
00:14:48Oh, I just wanted to come back after closing the shop down to say thank you for your advice you
00:14:57gave me earlier to be kind to myself.
00:14:59Oh.
00:15:01If you ever need anything forged or created, I'd be happy to do it for you.
00:15:06Girl, do you need something stronger?
00:15:09Okay, I'm the only one without a thing.
00:15:10Oh, yeah, yes.
00:15:11Oh, yes.
00:15:11And you have extra things.
00:15:12You just got a lightning rod, bitch.
00:15:14Are we getting something?
00:15:15We're supposed to get something from here for you.
00:15:17You see, Nyreth turns to you and does say, like, if you are interested, thinking of a tool of immortality,
00:15:24some subject that might help ground your eternal life in the form of a symbol, something that means something to
00:15:33you to keep the endless years moving in a direction of your heart's desire.
00:15:39I would love that.
00:15:40Nyreth sort of smiles and says, they're different for different people.
00:15:44They are devils that make their tool of immortality a pitchfork of torment.
00:15:51And for Titania, it is her seely crown.
00:15:54For others, dragons with the gold across the scales of their chest.
00:16:00Maybe there's something ornate I could put over my horns to adorn my horns.
00:16:06Because I used to get teased for them a lot, but honestly, I want to decorate them up.
00:16:09I want to feel proud of them.
00:16:10I want to be able to show off my horns, and it'll make my little Afro puffs look cute, too.
00:16:15It's cool.
00:16:15It's interesting.
00:16:16You struck me as someone who would like a purse.
00:16:19Like a purse would be your thing.
00:16:22With snaps.
00:16:23I love the purse.
00:16:24I'm looking for...
00:16:25You see that Asif smiles and says, that's amazing.
00:16:29Do you want something like armor that would guard and protect them and shield your brow and your horns?
00:16:37Or do you want something that would be more beautiful, elegant?
00:16:42Well, let's talk about this, because there is someone who's been eyeing my horns.
00:16:46Oh my god, Huey.
00:16:48And also, I am weak.
00:16:50I do not have a lot of hit points.
00:16:53I will craft an armor for your horns.
00:16:55That's what I want, yes.
00:16:57To guard you through the ages.
00:16:58Yes!
00:16:59Cute.
00:17:00That's cute!
00:17:01So like hair condoms.
00:17:03Just like hair condoms.
00:17:05Do you use hair condoms often?
00:17:06I don't use condoms.
00:17:07To that, I clocked.
00:17:09Come mess me this with you.
00:17:14Asif does a quick little Irish tune, and he says, something perfect for the witch, the Frostmourne.
00:17:21And he runs back to his smithy.
00:17:23Nyreth says, I'm going to keep an eye on our friend Asif and try to get as many...
00:17:27Are there many artifacts being sold here in the marketplace?
00:17:30I will ply my devilish tree to get as many as I can and bring them to you along with...
00:17:36As soon as he's done working, I'll bring them to you.
00:17:38But I believe time is of the essence.
00:17:40You probably need to get a move on.
00:17:41Well, we need him to...
00:17:42Yeah, do you need something?
00:17:44You have something.
00:17:45You got the wings and you got the...
00:17:49But I need to...
00:17:49Don't you think Twyla needs a shield?
00:17:52Like an all-blossom shaped shield that would reflect whoever's trying to beat her up back
00:17:57to them?
00:17:58Listen, everyone just write down what you want me to get.
00:18:00I'll get you a shield.
00:18:01We get...
00:18:01There's a shield.
00:18:02We'll get wands.
00:18:03The horn protection.
00:18:04The horns.
00:18:05I'm going to take care of all that.
00:18:06You might want to take a look at Everdeep.
00:18:08If you're going to try to go there, you have your crystal ball, don't you?
00:18:10I do.
00:18:12Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:13So I'm going to...
00:18:14I wouldn't be scrying.
00:18:15I would just be looking.
00:18:15I can only look at people or can I look at things?
00:18:17You can say people.
00:18:19But I can't see things, though.
00:18:20Let me actually double check.
00:18:21You might be able to say things.
00:18:22Because if I can see things, I can find out where this amulet is and relocate it so the
00:18:26kraken can't attack it.
00:18:28Oh.
00:18:28Yes.
00:18:28Right.
00:18:29So the water will...
00:18:29They have the amulet down there, right?
00:18:32We don't know where the amulet is.
00:18:33We don't know.
00:18:33It's...
00:18:34It has to be creature.
00:18:35It has to be creature.
00:18:36Got it.
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:36So I can see the kraken.
00:18:37I can see any people.
00:18:39Which we don't care about.
00:18:40Instead of targeting a creature, you can choose a location you have seen before, but it has
00:18:44to be a location you've seen before.
00:18:45Yeah.
00:18:46We have no idea where we're looking at.
00:18:47Yeah.
00:18:47We do not know where the...
00:18:48Well, we know that the kraken...
00:18:49The amulet could be in this forest.
00:18:51I mean, it might...
00:18:52I feel like it's going to be near the seaside.
00:18:54Might be the oasis in the forest.
00:18:56Well, we're just guessing.
00:18:57So do we...
00:18:58Let's...
00:18:58We can...
00:18:59We know one bitch we need to see.
00:19:02Not to call your mama bitch.
00:19:03Yeah.
00:19:04She's a bitch.
00:19:05One queen we can see is a Nira.
00:19:08Oh, also, real quick.
00:19:09Will we have a chance to go over some of these potions with you before we head out?
00:19:13Yeah.
00:19:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:14Okay.
00:19:14Oh, you're asking Nyrith?
00:19:16Yes, Nyrith.
00:19:16Oh, Nyrith goes, ah, these potions of greater healing, even from death's very doorstep,
00:19:23would you be restored to your fullest health.
00:19:26And as for the potions in this floating bag about 30 feet ahead of us, you hustle on over.
00:19:36Smells crazy in there.
00:19:37I got no idea.
00:19:41We're bringing it with us, and if anything, we're just going to throw it at...
00:19:44I was going to say, just throw the whole bag.
00:19:46Just going to chunk the whole thing out of Nyrith.
00:19:48Just like a big magical water balloon.
00:19:49When Nyrith says, or we say, let the ocean rise, we all crack one of these open and just
00:19:55figure out what the mystery bag wants us to do.
00:19:58Nyrith.
00:19:59You and I got a crazy sitcom.
00:20:02Out of ourselves.
00:20:04Oh, Gertie.
00:20:06Our spinoff is going to be crazy.
00:20:09Gertie and Nyrith going around.
00:20:12Why would you...
00:20:13I love him.
00:20:14Was that a joke, Nyrith?
00:20:15Hmm?
00:20:16Do you really want the ocean to rise?
00:20:18He's a demon.
00:20:19He's kind of chaotic in general.
00:20:22Chaotic evil.
00:20:23Chaotic neutral probably, but definitely chaos.
00:20:26I like you ladies, so I'll do what you want to do.
00:20:28But I say, laissez le bon temps rouler.
00:20:33The good times roll, honey.
00:20:35All right.
00:20:36Okay, so now, so you're going to go get our things.
00:20:39And what are we doing?
00:20:40I'm having a beefsteer.
00:20:41You have your crystal ball with you.
00:20:42But yeah, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, now just so
00:20:45you know, we can scry, which means I can talk to someone, or I can just check out
00:20:49where they are.
00:20:50Scrying is like communicating and...
00:20:52No, we didn't know what we need to talk to.
00:20:53I think we need to say scry.
00:20:54What if we send your mom a message?
00:20:55No, we don't want to, we don't want to know that we, that we, that we, what if we just
00:20:59tell her she's a stupid bitch.
00:21:01We're not, we're not scrying.
00:21:02Y'all are escalating.
00:21:04You're really good.
00:21:04Well, Nyreth is rubbing off on me here.
00:21:08Let's just spy on her.
00:21:09Spy on what she's doing.
00:21:10Okay, so let's...
00:21:10See where she's at, and let's go there.
00:21:12So, she pulls out her satchel, and she holds out her crystal ball, and she waves her hands
00:21:16over, and then all of a sudden we kind of see where we call upon Queen Anira.
00:21:21I just found out.
00:21:22What is your, what is your, what is your incantation for your crystal ball?
00:21:25Do you say anything, or do you do this?
00:21:26Malak-a-nav.
00:21:29It's more of a hand thing.
00:21:31Everyone thinks that it's always of the mouth.
00:21:32Sometimes it's, a lot of times you don't realize, a lot of times the spells, it's just for show.
00:21:36Really?
00:21:37It's just like direction.
00:21:38Yeah.
00:21:38Oh.
00:21:39Sometimes even the hand gestures are just for show.
00:21:41You just do it because it makes it, it makes you, you know.
00:21:43Um, looking at your crystal ball, you see Anira floating on a balcony in a massive oyster's
00:21:52open mouth, a massive pearl that her fishtail is wrapped around as she beholds a courtyard
00:22:00filled with merfolk.
00:22:03Subjects of Everdeep, those of my dominion, your queen lives now and shall live forever.
00:22:14I, who have been maligned, cast aside by gods and fairies alike, shall rise to their station
00:22:22once this world is drowned.
00:22:26A new age for the merfolk, for those denizens of the sea.
00:22:31And it begins, at first light of dawn, she raises her trident and you see a massive shape
00:22:41that seems to dwarf the castle itself as a kraken swims overhead.
00:22:46The kraken, and beside it, a crackle of some painful magic as Huey, riding Mustard, stabs
00:22:58with like a cattle prod, into the kraken, covered in chains, as Anira says, make ready
00:23:05for war, we ride at dawn.
00:23:08And dawn is...
00:23:09In the morning.
00:23:12It's really clear, dawn is...
00:23:13Less than 12 hours, they're starting, girl.
00:23:15We gotta get back.
00:23:16We have to start moving.
00:23:17Wait, what time is it?
00:23:18It's dust.
00:23:19The sun just set.
00:23:20The sun is setting or just set.
00:23:21So in about 12 hours, it'll rise again.
00:23:23So what part of the year is this, though?
00:23:25We gotta go.
00:23:28It's winter solstice, so we have a little bit of time.
00:23:31You see that Asiya Luxuun says, the tickets for dinner theater, you can get them refunded
00:23:35and moved for a different day.
00:23:36We can come back another time.
00:23:38Oh.
00:23:39Okay, so...
00:23:39That's what you wish is your half.
00:23:40We're gonna come back and watch Drag the Music.
00:23:42Your half gold.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:43Has another time.
00:23:45Okay, so...
00:23:46We gotta get out of here.
00:23:47We need to rest and...
00:23:49I mean, none of us have taken any damage, but it would be nice to get some rest.
00:23:53There's no time to rest.
00:23:54To rest on the way back.
00:23:55Can we...
00:23:55Can we scry Moe...
00:23:58Moe Fandrix.
00:23:59Yeah, Moe Fandrix to take us.
00:24:00I can scry Moe Fandrix.
00:24:01I don't know if he's gonna come.
00:24:01The crystal ball.
00:24:02How many times can you use the crystal ball?
00:24:04I think it's only once.
00:24:06Oh.
00:24:06Great.
00:24:07Once a minute?
00:24:10No.
00:24:10Just once, once?
00:24:11Oh, my.
00:24:12So we can't call on Moe.
00:24:13How do we get there?
00:24:14There is an oasis.
00:24:17Once per day.
00:24:18Yeah.
00:24:19Is it day after rest?
00:24:20It's like, if we took a rest and we woke up in the morning, could we use it then?
00:24:23If you took a rest and woke up in the morning, you could do it.
00:24:25You could scry again.
00:24:27Okay, so we should do that then.
00:24:28Yeah, see?
00:24:28How far are we from Moe Fandrix's place?
00:24:30Quite far.
00:24:31He used a portal to get you here.
00:24:33Oh.
00:24:33So we can't just go to him and then have him give us another little portal.
00:24:37Have him give us another little portal.
00:24:38Well, potentially, right, if you could have some way of communicating with him.
00:24:42Can I rope trick there?
00:24:43Is rope trick a thing where we know where we're going?
00:24:46Interdimensional travel?
00:24:47I think you see a Sia look and say, well, if we need to get there right away.
00:24:55What should we do?
00:24:56Oh.
00:24:57Oh.
00:24:58Wait, don't we need that, though?
00:24:59No, we shouldn't use the ring now.
00:25:00We need that for later.
00:25:01We can wait till the morning.
00:25:02That's really important.
00:25:03If we're just portal there in the morning, we're going to get there as it's happening,
00:25:06like, as long as it will take us to.
00:25:08We have one boon, and I feel like using a boon on travel is crazy.
00:25:13It's crazy.
00:25:15But.
00:25:15Don't butt that.
00:25:16No, it's crazy.
00:25:18Full stop.
00:25:19Is there a, okay, first of all, do we have another plan for the boon?
00:25:21Is the boon to stop the, is the boon to stop the Kraken's boon?
00:25:24Can a boon stop a boon?
00:25:25I think a boon can't stop a boon.
00:25:27Why don't we just do this?
00:25:29The only thing that is time sensitive is if the Kraken makes it to this medallion.
00:25:37Yeah.
00:25:37And attacks it.
00:25:38The water.
00:25:38And then the water rises.
00:25:40So if we can just stop the boon, then we buy ourselves a little more time.
00:25:45Okay, I'm going to ask a very Twyla question.
00:25:48What does the boon do?
00:25:49The boon is just a wish.
00:25:51It's just a wish.
00:25:51It gives you, it grants you a wish.
00:25:52So the Kraken's boon is evil.
00:25:54It can only cause destruction.
00:25:55The boon, the effort.
00:25:57It's neutral.
00:25:57The Afrit boon can do destruction, good, bad, whatever.
00:26:00It's anything you ask for.
00:26:02The Kraken is going, so we already know the Kraken's boon is going to be to make the sea
00:26:05rise.
00:26:06We are going to try to cancel that boon.
00:26:08So why can't we just use the boon now as saying boon, don't let the other boon work.
00:26:12We can.
00:26:13That's the conversation we're having.
00:26:14I got it.
00:26:15And then it gives us more time to make it back.
00:26:16So he looks out and says, this last one is very powerful.
00:26:20It's possible that we could cancel it as like a last ditch effort.
00:26:26But if we can make it through stopping this plan without having to use a boon, we might
00:26:33be able to stop some other, whatever else bad we find out that's going on.
00:26:39So if there's some way to stop it.
00:26:40And you were going to use it to not get beat up by an orc?
00:26:43I was frightened.
00:26:44Jeez Louise.
00:26:46You make some weird decisions for love.
00:26:49Not to be judgy.
00:26:51Oh, it feels pretty judgy.
00:26:52It was a little judgy.
00:26:53I'm sorry.
00:26:54Judgy Wedgy was a witch.
00:26:55Nyreth has gotten into this.
00:26:56You see that Nyreth continues back, you know, having wandered off to go look at this bag
00:27:01of potions.
00:27:01And you see, he says, you're looking for a means to get to Everdeep as fast as possible.
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:08All right.
00:27:09I think there may be someone who can help us here.
00:27:11And who would that be, baby?
00:27:13He says, he's a absolute villain who sells a soul merchant here in town, who I believe
00:27:24has some instruments of flying or fast travel or things of that nature.
00:27:30Come along with me.
00:27:31And you see, he sort of walks up into the marketplace, going up to these weird little shops.
00:27:36You see there's like places with like pickled body parts and other strange magical accoutrements.
00:27:43And you see Nyreth walks in and you see that there is a sort of strange looking man who you
00:27:51see that has this sort of like dark robe, like patterned geometric things on it, sort of
00:27:56geometric tattoos across his eyelids.
00:27:58The human?
00:27:59Human, yeah.
00:28:00And you see that he's standing in a shop filled with doors.
00:28:05See, Nyreth goes, Hemlock, good to see you.
00:28:08And you see that this sort of man goes, here in this shop, I sell doors.
00:28:16Doors to many strange and far away places.
00:28:21Doors that can bring you to exactly where you want to go.
00:28:26The prices I exact for these doors are not something as crass as lucar coin.
00:28:36The currency I trade in is your very soul.
00:28:41You see Nyreth takes out a knife and slits his throat and that guy falls to the ground
00:28:45and Nyreth goes, great, all right, and pulls his spine out and makes him do a little portal
00:28:50and boom, you see the ocean through the portal.
00:28:52Oh my God.
00:28:54See, I told y'all, I fucked with Nyreth.
00:28:56I told y'all, he's great.
00:28:58I'm great.
00:28:58Can you let me tell you, we were all going to look at, on one, two, three, Twyla.
00:29:03We're going to sacrifice Twyla.
00:29:07That's what we're about to do.
00:29:09Twyla, soul for the rest of the game.
00:29:11Twyla transforms herself into a door.
00:29:13I'm screaming at one, two, three, Twyla.
00:29:17One, two, three, Twyla.
00:29:19So you see there's just a bloody mess on the ground and Nyreth has made a little spine doorway.
00:29:24Oh my God.
00:29:25That you see has the rippling ocean.
00:29:26I just love you for it.
00:29:28Thank you, Nyreth.
00:29:28I love you too, Nyreth.
00:29:30I'm going to get on the horns and the shield and everything else that I can
00:29:33and I'm going to get as many sort of undersea stuff as I can,
00:29:37but I'll meet you as soon as possible.
00:29:39I'll try to get there as fast as I can, but it might not be until tomorrow morning, all right?
00:29:42That's fine.
00:29:42Oh, you're going to come to Everdeep too?
00:29:44I'll be behind you.
00:29:45Hopefully you can get all things you need to get done in one night.
00:29:48Work.
00:29:48All right.
00:29:49Shall we just hop in?
00:29:50I guess we're going to Everdeep now.
00:29:51All right.
00:29:52All right.
00:29:53Twyla, you first.
00:29:55Asea, you first.
00:29:58Wait, is Asea coming with us?
00:29:59I don't know why y'all want to bring...
00:30:01Oh, she has the room.
00:30:02We need the room.
00:30:03I would have to ask her if we can just have it.
00:30:05That's kind of shady.
00:30:06You would be the one to ask.
00:30:07Asea can help fight too.
00:30:09But you know she can.
00:30:10We had to help her beat this...
00:30:11You see, Asea looks and says, I can do my best to help fight.
00:30:15Your best is not good enough, baby.
00:30:17Oh my gosh.
00:30:19So what?
00:30:20She says, I do.
00:30:21I have a boon.
00:30:22Maybe that's useful.
00:30:23That is useful.
00:30:23That is useful.
00:30:24You're coming with us.
00:30:25I'll come with you.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:26Stepping out behind her, you did not even know was following you as the Baroness Straven.
00:30:29Am I part of this?
00:30:32You know what?
00:30:33Clock girl.
00:30:34She can't breathe.
00:30:35Stop calling her clock girl.
00:30:36She can't breathe underwater.
00:30:38I have ten.
00:30:39I have ten.
00:30:40I can get ten.
00:30:41She can breathe.
00:30:42She can breathe with a bull back up and she can breathe.
00:30:43I say the more the merrier because...
00:30:45The more the merrier.
00:30:45You see, Straven does look and say, that's true.
00:30:49I actually can't breathe underwater.
00:30:50And you see Nyreth goes, why don't you hang with me, clock-a-rella?
00:30:53And scoops her up.
00:30:57They'll be the backup team.
00:30:58Clock-a-rella is so shady.
00:31:00Wait.
00:31:00Are you guys calling me Clock-a-rella?
00:31:02Are you guys calling me Clock-a-rella?
00:31:04What if we go in and fight and there's two more than us?
00:31:08Well, Clock-a-rella is staying.
00:31:09Nyreth has made the call and I trust Nyreth at this point.
00:31:13You're easily persuaded, huh?
00:31:15Not easily, but Nyreth has been...
00:31:17I've been trusting this guy for almost three weeks to this point.
00:31:21It makes me think that back then, like, now I feel bad that we just see him the first time.
00:31:25After this is all done, we should do something really nice for him.
00:31:26I know.
00:31:27I feel very bad about it.
00:31:27Well, I will tell you this.
00:31:30There will be...
00:31:30Give it the ghost.
00:31:32I will tell you this.
00:31:32There will be four...
00:31:34There will be four curses of immortality down there.
00:31:37If we can just get one of those out of there, then Nyreth will...
00:31:41Because if I put the...
00:31:42Like, let's say I use the boon to say, take away Nyreth's immortality.
00:31:46If the vial is on her, then the immortality will go into the thing and then Nyreth will have it.
00:31:51Yes.
00:31:51If it's near the Kraken, if it's near Titania, or if it's near me, who is near, I think that...
00:31:56Mysara is also somebody who has...
00:31:58Mysara.
00:31:58So there's me, Kraken, Anira, Mysara.
00:32:02There's four immortals down there.
00:32:04And Asara, we think she's nice.
00:32:05We don't want to take her as...
00:32:06Mysara.
00:32:06Mysara.
00:32:07A-sara.
00:32:09You're a-sara.
00:32:10I-sari.
00:32:11And I feel like the Kraken is probably the most evil one, and Nyreth would love an evil...
00:32:16But isn't the Kraken, like, chained up?
00:32:19Yeah, yeah.
00:32:20The Kraken is just doing my mom's bidding.
00:32:21It's just being controlled.
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:23So I think the Kraken, he'll be...
00:32:24We want to get my mom's immortality.
00:32:27Yeah, you're right.
00:32:27She needs her stripped away.
00:32:29Yeah.
00:32:29I wonder if my strength is going to come in handy.
00:32:31It's time for her to look her age.
00:32:34I can't wait that she looks in a mirror and see what she really looks like at this age.
00:32:38That's going to be the ultimate joy.
00:32:39Oh, my God.
00:32:42Moving through the portal with the four of you, Acia, and that is all.
00:32:46Uh-huh.
00:32:47Move, and you are in the oceans of everything.
00:32:52Stop it.
00:32:52I cast...
00:32:53Oh!
00:32:54I cast...
00:32:55Oh, my God, Kelp Forest.
00:32:56I cast Water Breathe on me.
00:32:59No, don't waste that, because we could...
00:33:00Y'all are using the other thing.
00:33:02But we're in the ocean.
00:33:04We're in the ocean.
00:33:05But we have the thing now, so we can...
00:33:06Because I don't want to use this...
00:33:08I mean, Water Breathe is 24 hours.
00:33:09Yeah.
00:33:09Right?
00:33:10Yes, absolutely.
00:33:11Yes, we're good.
00:33:11And you can cast it more than once.
00:33:13Okay, okay.
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14So I'm going to go ahead and cast Water Breathe on me, Princess, and Twyla, so we can...
00:33:17And Anira.
00:33:18I mean, Acia.
00:33:20And Acia, so we can all breathe underwater.
00:33:21So...
00:33:24And you feel this feeling of suddenly these gills and water moving past them, and you feel suddenly
00:33:30that you don't need to inhale or exhale.
00:33:33You feel oxygenated, and like your body has comfort and movement and freedom.
00:33:39And I'm like...
00:33:40I'm just kidding.
00:33:41I'm just kidding, guys.
00:33:42I'm just kidding.
00:33:43I can do this.
00:33:43A little Murr humor.
00:33:47Just a little Murr humor, you all.
00:33:48I'm just kidding, guys.
00:33:49I can breathe.
00:33:50So when you're...
00:33:50I don't want to use the term halfway.
00:33:52But when you're like Elvin and Murr, do you have like 100% of all the skills, or do you
00:33:58have a little less?
00:33:59Is it like...
00:34:01Is it like being like a light-skinned black person?
00:34:04Oh, my God.
00:34:06You don't have the full protection from the sun, but you have more than like, you know.
00:34:10I think that Treyann has a bunch of Murrfolk features and some Elvin features as well.
00:34:17All the good parts.
00:34:19Let's see those ears, Miss Elvin.
00:34:21Clock it.
00:34:22I'm going to go away with my wig.
00:34:24She's the Obama of the ocean.
00:34:26All the good parts.
00:34:29So you arrive in the ocean.
00:34:32As you sit here, you see kelp flowing throughout.
00:34:35Oh, we are in the ocean.
00:34:36Jeez, sir.
00:34:37How did I miss that?
00:34:40And you stand at the edge of a cliff.
00:34:44This is a cliff that normally would give one a feeling of vertigo to look down.
00:34:48But here in the ocean, it would be so simple just to step off the edge and slowly float down
00:34:54to the deep, deep crevasse underneath.
00:34:57Where you see sparkling lights deep down in the darkness.
00:35:01And you feel an immensity of a nearby presence.
00:35:06Treyann, you can feel it physically in your body through the currents of the ocean.
00:35:11Something enormous is moving through the waters here.
00:35:17There is a cold chill in the spine.
00:35:22That feeling that only can come when a body is aware that something that hunts it is nearby.
00:35:32You can see through the crevasse there are numerous watchtowers.
00:35:38Places where merfolk soldiers, followers of the Queen Anira, are gathered here in this place.
00:35:45If you think about how sort of strange it is that in an aquatic world, everyone basically has the gift
00:35:52of flight, that they can move in three directions.
00:35:55Places like castles and fortresses are almost often built deep in crevasses.
00:36:00Places that you can narrow the field of attack and have less points of entrance or access to where you're
00:36:07going.
00:36:08And so you see that all of this canyon, this massive crevasse that goes deep into shadow, where the water
00:36:14gets so cold that it's like standing in an arctic wind.
00:36:18Deep down there, you can sense, like you can even hear the noise traveling underwater as sound travels so far.
00:36:26This sort of...
00:36:31Of cheering, marching, merfolk ready for war.
00:36:37I'm not going to march with no legs.
00:36:38He's screaming.
00:36:41What would you like to do?
00:36:43I think...
00:36:43Well, this is your neighborhood.
00:36:45Well, did you go to high school around here?
00:36:48I think we need...
00:36:50Well, what we are trying to do, y'all, is try to find this thing that the Kraken is going
00:36:54to...
00:36:55The amulet?
00:36:55The amulet.
00:36:56We have no idea where it is.
00:36:57So I say we journey...
00:36:59Oh, wait a minute.
00:37:00What?
00:37:00Is there a thing I can do to figure out where it is?
00:37:03What if we go toward the...
00:37:05We hear them chanting.
00:37:06What if we pass without trace and just go toward the noise and like kind of blend in and like
00:37:12see what's going on over there?
00:37:14I like that idea.
00:37:15And you've been wanting to pass without trace for a minute.
00:37:16Girl, I've been...
00:37:18Yes.
00:37:18You've been dying to pass without trace.
00:37:19Ladies.
00:37:20Ladies, hold our hands.
00:37:22Should we pass without trace?
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25I think out of three, pass without trace.
00:37:27One, two, three.
00:37:28Pass without trace.
00:37:33Kelp sways as Twyla's fairy magic swirls around you.
00:37:38Shadows come to your aid.
00:37:40And as you move here underwater, almost like cuttlefish or octopus that have this ability to camouflage their skin,
00:37:48the dappled sunlight, all of you move and look for all the world in your movement like shadows falling from
00:37:56the kelp across the rocky ocean floor.
00:37:59You swim down and I'm going to need a group stealth check from everybody.
00:38:04Stealth check?
00:38:05I know.
00:38:05We take the highest one in the group.
00:38:07We take the two highest rolls.
00:38:09Acia is going to roll as well.
00:38:10And Acia actually adds a plus seven to her stealth.
00:38:13Oh.
00:38:13Nice.
00:38:13Acia, that's why we should have brought her, baby.
00:38:1611 plus three, 14.
00:38:1814.
00:38:19And remember, with pass without trace, everybody is adding plus 10 to this roll on top of your normal spell.
00:38:25So I have 19 plus 10 is...
00:38:2829.
00:38:29Well, I rolled a nat one.
00:38:30So I'm going to...
00:38:32So let's just not even have that conversation.
00:38:34Wait, which one is it?
00:38:34Which one is it?
00:38:36You're not going to be...
00:38:36They're taking the highest two.
00:38:37It doesn't matter.
00:38:38Which one is it?
00:38:39It's plus stealth.
00:38:40It's okay.
00:38:41Plus five plus 10.
00:38:43So that's the 16.
00:38:4416.
00:38:4516.
00:38:45Great.
00:38:46I have five plus 10.
00:38:47I have 20.
00:38:4820.
00:38:49Five plus 10 is 20.
00:38:50Three or 30.
00:38:5011 plus three, 14 plus 10.
00:38:5424.
00:38:54So it'll be a 24, 29.
00:38:56And Acia got a 26.
00:38:58So we're going to take 24, 26, 29.
00:39:01All of you cling to the rocks moving down throughout this place.
00:39:05Shadows conceal you.
00:39:06You move right within the line of sight of these watchtowers.
00:39:09You see these merfolk, sort of dappled blue skin, wild red hair.
00:39:14Most of these merfolk down here, much like Trojan's mohawk, they have like red spines coming off their side
00:39:20that'll come all the way back down.
00:39:22You see there are some like ferocious twin horns of red spines of hair.
00:39:26Others have like almost like a mullet with rings or barbs of metal and steel fish hooks tied into it.
00:39:32A lot of like pierced noses, pierced ears, massive tridents.
00:39:36And you see that all of them, some of them have bows and arrows that have reels of line.
00:39:41Like they could shoot something with an arrow and pull the arrow back on a line, like a small wheel
00:39:47around them.
00:39:48You move further down and begin to see the city of Everdeep.
00:39:51Everdeep is a beautiful city.
00:39:55Spiraling coral towers reaching up towards the sun.
00:39:59Looks like a massive hand coming up from the ocean floor, extending higher and higher.
00:40:05And without the need for walking, there are no streets.
00:40:09So the buildings themselves are like streets.
00:40:12You see that there's a marketplace that exists purely vertically.
00:40:16There's a tower with these massive hanging oyster shells that are like shops and bars and restaurants and things like
00:40:24that.
00:40:24That people, instead of walking down a street, just swim up and down this tower.
00:40:29You move through this place, staying away from the light as much as you can.
00:40:35And you see that the light here is purely ornamental.
00:40:38All the merfolk can see in the dark.
00:40:40And so all the light is just for attracting things.
00:40:45And you see there's actually a lot of instances where a little bioluminescent light will attract a school of fish.
00:40:50And then the net comes around and the merfolk drag it down deeper.
00:40:54We all can see in the dark, right?
00:40:55Yes, I just realized that.
00:40:57I can.
00:40:58I believe you all can.
00:40:59Acia cannot.
00:41:00So Acia gets down a certain spot and goes like, okay.
00:41:04Dead weight.
00:41:05Grab your girlfriend's hand.
00:41:06No, not dead weight.
00:41:07Grab your girlfriend.
00:41:09Yeah, the lights on the air just for vibes.
00:41:10I don't want...
00:41:11It doesn't really do that functional.
00:41:12I don't want to keep ringing this bell.
00:41:16Should I use my boon to be able to see in the dark?
00:41:19No!
00:41:20Okay, it's literally brainstorming.
00:41:22Can we just hold the boon?
00:41:23Yeah, should we?
00:41:24Do you mind if we...
00:41:25Okay, I found the boon and I found the genie.
00:41:28Who said that?
00:41:30I can't see down here.
00:41:31You see?
00:41:32But she continues to come along after you and ends up just like saying,
00:41:35Princess, can I just hold on to your axe and I'll just sort of...
00:41:39Yes.
00:41:39Hold on to my axe.
00:41:40Should I use the boon?
00:41:41This lady is walking wild.
00:41:44I'm going to use my boon just to see in the water.
00:41:47She's brainstorming.
00:41:48Jesus.
00:41:49I'm going to need investigation checks from the boon.
00:41:52Come on.
00:41:53My roles need to get better.
00:41:54We're about to get crazy.
00:41:55Come on.
00:41:5717.
00:41:5817, hell yeah.
00:41:5913.
00:42:0013.
00:42:007.
00:42:018.
00:42:018.
00:42:02Whoa, girl.
00:42:03What did you roll?
00:42:05A 7, and I have a 1 for investigation.
00:42:07My goodness.
00:42:07And what did you roll, Gertrude?
00:42:08I rolled a 9 plus...
00:42:10I have 13.
00:42:119 plus investigation.
00:42:1313.
00:42:13Unbelievable for someone who can't see the dark.
00:42:15Acia actually rolled a nat 20.
00:42:17Wow.
00:42:18Wait.
00:42:20Did you use that boon secretly, girl?
00:42:22No.
00:42:23No, I wish.
00:42:24No, I didn't wish.
00:42:25Never mind.
00:42:27We're fine.
00:42:27We're fine.
00:42:28We're going to gag this bitch.
00:42:30But as you're moving through, Acia actually sort of points out and was like, listen, I don't know anything about
00:42:34seeing in the dark.
00:42:35But I do know sneaking around in big cities, trying to find ways into places you're not supposed to be.
00:42:44Whatever Queen Aenera is, she's a queen.
00:42:46That means that she has servants.
00:42:48And when you have servants, it means that you have places to get into your house that you don't go
00:42:55to.
00:42:56Back doors, servants' quarters, kitchens, all these places you don't go and where you don't have your people looking.
00:43:03So if we go to the castle and just try to find how servants would get in there.
00:43:08Tran, you grew up there.
00:43:10I was going to say, don't you know?
00:43:11Yeah, girl, I know this means like the back of my hand.
00:43:13Are you the heir to the throne?
00:43:14Yes.
00:43:15If we defeat her, are you going to say?
00:43:16I mean, Luke, come visit.
00:43:18They'll come visit you.
00:43:19I'm thinking about it.
00:43:20You two need to figure out your own differences.
00:43:22You did try to give her a soul.
00:43:26You see that, Troianne, working along here with the Sia, you arrive at the back of the castle of Everdeep.
00:43:33You find an entryway into the kitchens.
00:43:36You see that there are numerous merfolk at this point.
00:43:41You can hear them bustling.
00:43:43As one of them moves past, you cling to the walls.
00:43:44You're still covered in shadow from Pass Without Trace.
00:43:47But you see that one of the merfolk swims.
00:43:49And as they do, you see a long length of chain behind them around their waist.
00:43:56The fucking things.
00:43:58Well, you see the chains of command.
00:43:59These appear to be normal chains.
00:44:02But you see that as they move, this is sort of a merfolk commoner who is just moving through and
00:44:08carrying this enormous thing of muscles ready to go and prepare them.
00:44:13Is your mom engaging in slave trade?
00:44:15This is cruel.
00:44:16What happened to this place?
00:44:17As you look into the kitchens through this place, you see there is a swagen, one of those little needle
00:44:22teeth, sort of like ocean-like creatures or torment creatures.
00:44:26And you see that there's a merfolk, sort of aside from him, eating this piece of like, looks like kelp
00:44:34-wrapped fruit that as they look at this person going through the kitchens, the swagen says,
00:44:41Remember, make extra.
00:44:44We go to war tomorrow.
00:44:45The merfolk guard says, indeed, hard to think about the fact that all of this will be left behind as
00:44:54we make our way to glorious war on the surface realm.
00:44:58The kitchen staff looks up at the soldier and the swagen guard, all hail Queen Anira, glorious victory tomorrow, and
00:45:07moves a little further into the kitchens.
00:45:09He's going to come in handy.
00:45:10What do you do? You can try to advance further into the castle.
00:45:13Which way does the chained-up servant go?
00:45:16Looking like he's swimming into the kitchens and begins to create, there are these wild orbs of water that look
00:45:24like they're of a different salt level or viscosity.
00:45:27You know those crazy underground caves where you can swim down and they're already underwater but there's another river underneath?
00:45:33You see there are these spheres of water that ripple and separate from the ocean water around them and he
00:45:39starts to just put muscles into it and that water starts to boil under here.
00:45:44So is he by himself or are there other people in there with him?
00:45:46There's two guards watching the kitchen area and like another servant comes in throughout, but there's just two guards over
00:45:52the other side.
00:45:52Okay, so I think we should go after him in the kitchen. I'm going to use Prestidigitation to like make
00:45:58a knock, something over it for the guards to investigate.
00:46:02Okay, or should we just, how's wrong with these guys? Can we just knock them out?
00:46:05Oh yeah, true. We can just do that.
00:46:07Prestidigitation goes.
00:46:09Oh, okay.
00:46:11I mean, we're going to have to, we're going to be in a fight, is all I'm saying.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:14Or we could try to sneak in there and just hope no one comes in.
00:46:18Can we pass without Trace again?
00:46:19Well, I think we can get past them. It's just a matter of if they hear us in there, if
00:46:22they see us, if they, there's also another servant going in and out, he said.
00:46:27There's one servant who's going in and out and the guards are standing outside guarding the place, correct?
00:46:30I think maybe distraction is better.
00:46:32Distraction, yeah.
00:46:33Like knock something over in the next room that they go to investigate.
00:46:37Yeah, work.
00:46:38You cast Prestidigitation. Go ahead and give me Deception with advantage.
00:46:41I'm not rolling well, girl.
00:46:43See why you got advantage. Come on, you got it.
00:46:44Three.
00:46:45Well, say this time that you're rolling.
00:46:47I'm going to turn this out. Like I'm literally the best roller that Dimension 20 has ever seen.
00:46:51Nine.
00:46:53And that's with a seven.
00:46:55Plus investigation.
00:46:56I also have Prestidigation. Should I roll mine too?
00:46:58I can also do Prestidigation.
00:46:58What's your, what do you add to Deception?
00:47:00The Deception?
00:47:01I'm adding two, so I have nine.
00:47:02Nine.
00:47:03I'm going to roll both the Merfolk card and the Sahuagin.
00:47:06Don't add anything to the roll.
00:47:08So we're going to roll for both of them.
00:47:10And they just need, if they need tens or higher.
00:47:13Press the magnet, press the magnet.
00:47:15A three and a nap 20.
00:47:17Yes!
00:47:18No, that's bad.
00:47:18No, that's them.
00:47:19That's them.
00:47:20Oh my God, are you rooting for the bad guys?
00:47:23So you see that the Merfolk soldier turns around and goes, stop intruder!
00:47:28And swims away super fast, just off in the direction of your spell.
00:47:32Oh, okay.
00:47:33And the Sahuagin goes, didn't sound like anything to me.
00:47:38Are there any tricky little servants in here?
00:47:42And you see that the servant starts to back away as the Sahuagin says,
00:47:46Merfolk guard's not here right now.
00:47:48What if I just bit those little fins right off?
00:47:52And is alone in the room right now.
00:47:54What do you all do?
00:47:55Okay, there's only one.
00:47:56Heat him up.
00:47:57We can just fuck this guy up.
00:47:58Yeah, for sure.
00:48:00What do you do?
00:48:00Should I punch him?
00:48:02So this isn't the servant that we're trying to talk to.
00:48:05This is the creature.
00:48:05The creature.
00:48:06Yeah, this is the Sahuagin, yeah.
00:48:07I love the question, should I punch him?
00:48:08I just, I'm so obsessed with him.
00:48:09And you are still violent.
00:48:12You've punched so many people.
00:48:13What's one more?
00:48:13Is she still big?
00:48:14No, not still big right now.
00:48:16Princess, go ahead.
00:48:17Go ahead and give me an attack roll.
00:48:20A five.
00:48:22No advantage?
00:48:23Do I add something?
00:48:24Yes, you add plus eight.
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:26So that's 13.
00:48:27That's a hit.
00:48:28Go ahead and roll your second attack.
00:48:30We'll see how big this punch is.
00:48:33Thirteen.
00:48:35That's another hit as well.
00:48:36You're going to roll one d6 plus five each time.
00:48:39And if you want to go into a rage, you can even roll more damage than that.
00:48:42Yeah.
00:48:42You fly into a rage.
00:48:43Great.
00:48:44Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:45You're going to roll two d6.
00:48:46Can we use rage later?
00:48:47Is this a-
00:48:48Yes, you have multiple.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:49You have multiple.
00:48:49So you're going to use two d6 plus 14 damage.
00:48:54Five.
00:48:57Four.
00:48:57Four.
00:48:58Nine plus 14 is 23 damage.
00:49:02So this Swaygen swims up and says a little bite out of those.
00:49:06Hello.
00:49:07Bam!
00:49:08Even underwater you, bam, connect.
00:49:12And this Swaygen like bubbles and slams into the wall, bounces off, ends up in that orb of boiling water
00:49:20and just-
00:49:21Yes.
00:49:21Her.
00:49:22Dinner.
00:49:23Don't you love to punch?
00:49:25I do.
00:49:25Love to punch.
00:49:26The servant turns around and goes, oh, oh, oh.
00:49:30Upworlder.
00:49:31Land, land person.
00:49:34I surrender.
00:49:35No, you're, we're not here to hurt you.
00:49:38And I go, it is me, Treyann, Princess Treyann.
00:49:41Relax.
00:49:42Princess Treyann.
00:49:43You're, you're wanted.
00:49:45I know.
00:49:46We are here to stop my mother.
00:49:49And a lot of people also want me.
00:49:51I'm Twyla.
00:49:52This is Twyla.
00:49:53She's-
00:49:54Hi, Twyla.
00:49:55She's kind of chaotic.
00:49:56And we serve to help creatures like you.
00:49:58Be free.
00:49:58Kinda good.
00:49:59He says, well, whatever you need me to do, I'm happy to do.
00:50:04I want to serve as best as I can.
00:50:07You see that Asiya says, would it be possible to turn on a light in here?
00:50:10Or anything for people to be able to see who can't see in the dark?
00:50:14The servant goes, I can turn on a light, but you know that your father is captured.
00:50:20I know.
00:50:21We need to, we need to free him.
00:50:24But first, can you get one of those bioluminescent sticks for Asiya?
00:50:28Yeah.
00:50:29Sort of reaches into a drawer, takes these two little coral rods and says, crack these
00:50:34and they'll glow.
00:50:37Bioluminescent.
00:50:37It's a thing.
00:50:38It's gonna take over the world.
00:50:39It's a glow stick, girl.
00:50:40What are they gonna see?
00:50:40You shouldn't drink glow sticks though, just to be clear.
00:50:43How did you know?
00:50:44How'd you find out?
00:50:45Some lesson you gotta learn the hard way.
00:50:47Okay.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:48So now what we want, so now what we need you to do is we need to find a way
00:50:52secretly to
00:50:53my mother.
00:50:55No, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:56You know where our corners are, don't you?
00:50:57Have you seen an amulet around or have you heard any stories about this amulet that the
00:51:02Kraken is going to release?
00:51:03Oh, the, the, the, the, the amulet that this, there are, um, there are quarters.
00:51:11Um, uh, I, I wasn't supposed to look, but me and all the staff, we deliver meals to
00:51:16everybody.
00:51:17So we know that your father is in the tallest tower to the north, uh, side of the castle.
00:51:24Is Spole there?
00:51:26It's a tall tower in the north castle.
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:27The ice boy?
00:51:28Yes.
00:51:29He's deep in the dungeons.
00:51:31Ah.
00:51:31He wouldn't say what he knew.
00:51:33Spole in the dungeon, daddy in the tower.
00:51:35Oh my gosh.
00:51:36Deep in, they're far.
00:51:37Deep in dungeon, high in tower.
00:51:39That's far.
00:51:39We're gonna have to split up.
00:51:41No!
00:51:42Don't say that.
00:51:42You remember what happened last time we split up?
00:51:44We got to split up.
00:51:44Then someone gets caught in a, in a lake and you have to have a fight of your life.
00:51:48No, I think we should all go together and do one and then the next.
00:51:52We don't have time.
00:51:53Dawn is like around the corner.
00:51:55You're not wrong.
00:51:55Oh my God.
00:51:56Where is the amulet?
00:51:57Do you know?
00:51:58I, the, the amulet, the amulet I've never seen, but the last I heard it spoken of,
00:52:02uh, the, the overworlder, uh, the Lord Alexi has a chamber, uh, in the main keep.
00:52:08And I believe that he spoke or had knowledge of an amulet.
00:52:11Is the main keep between the tower and the dungeon?
00:52:13Yes.
00:52:14So I think we, we gotta go like this and come like this.
00:52:16And I'm going with Gertie.
00:52:17You gotta, you gotta go twice.
00:52:18You see that she says, and the, she says, but Queen Anira.
00:52:21You've done this before.
00:52:22Queen Anira is here currently.
00:52:24She's in the throne room.
00:52:25With Alexi?
00:52:26I don't, I don't know if she has an audience with Alexi right now, but I believe, I believe
00:52:30she is speaking with Alexi and the, the hunter and the, the, and the strange fable.
00:52:35So we're avoiding the, the throne.
00:52:38We're gonna, you and me can go get Roy.
00:52:41You two can go get Spole.
00:52:45And then we will meet with, to get Alexi.
00:52:47In the middle.
00:52:48Yeah.
00:52:48Where Alexi is.
00:52:49Does that sound like a good plan?
00:52:50That sounds like a good plan.
00:52:51And you know your way around.
00:52:52I know my way around.
00:52:53And maybe, can you take my friends to the dungeon?
00:52:56Or just talk, tell them how to get there?
00:52:57But question.
00:52:58Who has the, the breathing stuff?
00:53:01Oh, we can.
00:53:02Cause, which one of us will need it, right?
00:53:04Oh, let me see.
00:53:05Does it, I think it, I don't know if, if, if, if, uh, water breathe is about proximity.
00:53:10Oh.
00:53:10Water breathing, you need to be close enough to cast.
00:53:12Okay.
00:53:13So then there's two.
00:53:14I've already cast it though.
00:53:15So.
00:53:15But you don't, you haven't cast it on Roy or Spole and you're not sure how they're being
00:53:19kept here.
00:53:20So those three, those, those six things we have, we're going to take one.
00:53:23Yeah.
00:53:23We need the, the, is it, what is it called?
00:53:25So are those for breathing or just for moving?
00:53:27Just moving.
00:53:28Oh.
00:53:28So you take care of the breathing and then the potions are for the moving.
00:53:30Got it.
00:53:31So we have to stick together.
00:53:32And you have already, by the way, all of you who've been swimming took one of your
00:53:35potions.
00:53:36They last 24 hours.
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:37Like being down here, you gotta be, you gotta have one of those potions or you can't swim.
00:53:41Okay.
00:53:41So the three of you and a C have already had one.
00:53:44You have two left.
00:53:45Got it.
00:53:45So one for Roy, one for Spole.
00:53:48Yeah.
00:53:48What is the benefit?
00:53:49And where, who's a C going with?
00:53:51What is the time?
00:53:52What if we can't free Spole because he won't be able to breathe.
00:53:56True.
00:53:57I guess the real, actually, you know what?
00:53:59We need to go to Alexi first, actually, because he knows where the medallion is.
00:54:04The most urgent thing is finding this medallion and stopping the Kraken from getting to it.
00:54:08So we all need to go to Alexi and then we can split up from there.
00:54:12Are Alexi and Huey, do they have these potions on them?
00:54:15Yes, you believe so.
00:54:16And how, how soon do you have to cast a counterspell?
00:54:20While it's being cast.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:21So I can't counterspell them and then be like, ah, you can't water, you can't breathe anymore.
00:54:24Okay.
00:54:25But if you do see Huey or Alexi, you can water walk them.
00:54:32Yes.
00:54:33I can do that.
00:54:34And make them just float away.
00:54:36Yeah.
00:54:37We're supposed to take Alexi back as a prisoner for the Viper.
00:54:40Oh yeah, we can't.
00:54:41So we can't.
00:54:42We can do it to Huey then.
00:54:43To Huey.
00:54:44Huey can't be down there fighting with us.
00:54:45But how do we keep Alexi a prisoner while we go?
00:54:47The nets.
00:54:48We have nets.
00:54:48We have nets.
00:54:49Nets!
00:54:50And he's just a dude.
00:54:51What about the fish?
00:54:52Can we use the fish as a lure?
00:54:53Oh my God.
00:54:54We forgot about the fish.
00:54:54Like what about the fish?
00:54:56I feel like the fucking fish.
00:54:57Yeah.
00:54:58And it smells horrible.
00:54:59It's disgusting.
00:54:59Not under water though.
00:55:01Cause it's wet.
00:55:01Underwater.
00:55:01You're right.
00:55:02Servant speaks up and says that actually really shouldn't be in here.
00:55:06With this fish?
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:07The kitchen.
00:55:08You should really throw that out.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:10It's covered in like lava.
00:55:12I think.
00:55:12Were you in a lava place?
00:55:13We were.
00:55:14And this kitchen has an A.
00:55:15We're bringing it down to a C right now.
00:55:17So we should just throw it away?
00:55:17Okay.
00:55:19I feel like.
00:55:19I can try to cook it.
00:55:20You want me to try to cook meat?
00:55:21We can use it for the kraken.
00:55:22I feel.
00:55:22If it's lava.
00:55:24We can melt the chains.
00:55:26I don't know.
00:55:27What can we.
00:55:27That'll hurt the kraken though.
00:55:28What if we threw.
00:55:29What if we threw the stinky fiery fish at your mom?
00:55:34Now we're talking.
00:55:35It might piss her off.
00:55:37It might kill her.
00:55:39Okay.
00:55:39You see.
00:55:40Osea goes.
00:55:40I love that plan.
00:55:42Osea.
00:55:42Osea said it.
00:55:44I feel like.
00:55:45I feel like Alexa's right.
00:55:46I feel like there's no point in us splitting up.
00:55:47Because we need you to give these people.
00:55:50So we're going to Alexi first.
00:55:51That's what I said.
00:55:51Why Alexi first?
00:55:52Because he knows where the medallion is.
00:55:54We're going to tie him up.
00:55:55We have a time.
00:55:56A time cross.
00:55:57So I guess.
00:55:57Why should we ever get Roy or Spole anyway then?
00:56:01Because you love your father and I love Spole.
00:56:03And they can help us fight.
00:56:04Okay.
00:56:06So we're going to Alexi.
00:56:07We're going to Alexi right?
00:56:09Alexi.
00:56:09Alright.
00:56:10We need you to take us over.
00:56:11You see that.
00:56:12He's watching us just argue.
00:56:14I love it.
00:56:14That is so crazy.
00:56:16And Osea O'Hara is over here with you.
00:56:18Osea O'Hara.
00:56:19Can't see ya.
00:56:20Can't see ya O'Hara.
00:56:24The servant begins to change.
00:56:26Reads to the castle.
00:56:27And introduces himself and says.
00:56:28I'm Janias by the way.
00:56:29I'm Janias.
00:56:30What a pretty name.
00:56:31Janias.
00:56:32Gertie.
00:56:33Hi Gertie.
00:56:34What ocean are you from?
00:56:35I'm from Everdeep.
00:56:36Everdeep.
00:56:37I would never have gotten a chance to meet you.
00:56:39I'm a commoner.
00:56:40I'm changing my ways.
00:56:42I don't want to be like my mother anymore.
00:56:44So.
00:56:45I'm happy to know you.
00:56:46Jonathan?
00:56:48Janias.
00:56:48Janias.
00:56:49Close.
00:56:50If you end up ruling.
00:56:51Maybe a promotion for Janias.
00:56:53For his good deeds.
00:56:54I got this.
00:56:54I said yes.
00:56:55I got this.
00:56:56Now I need you to tell us how to rule.
00:56:57Oop.
00:56:58We're good.
00:56:59Once a royal.
00:56:59Once a royal.
00:57:00Okay.
00:57:01Never change.
00:57:02You never change.
00:57:04I see.
00:57:04Janias leads you through the castle of Everdeep.
00:57:07The hallways here are so strange.
00:57:10And there's no.
00:57:11Like gravity is so different.
00:57:12So you look at the chambers.
00:57:14Where yeah.
00:57:14There will be hallways that go to the side.
00:57:16But there will also be hallways that just go up at diagonals.
00:57:19And out into other chambers swimming through them.
00:57:21And you see that Janias brings you to.
00:57:24It's one of the only pieces of metal in this coral castle.
00:57:27There's this giant metal doorway.
00:57:30Almost like a bank vault.
00:57:31And you see he says.
00:57:33Here I.
00:57:34I.
00:57:34The Lord Alexei likes to have his meals left for him when he's out.
00:57:39Knock, knock, knock.
00:57:41I don't think he's in right now.
00:57:43He puts in the key.
00:57:44Opens it.
00:57:45The vault door opens.
00:57:46Woof.
00:57:47And you see a magical membrane.
00:57:50Woof.
00:57:50And inside.
00:57:51A room with.
00:57:53Carpets.
00:57:54Lit torches.
00:57:55And air.
00:57:56This is like a magical room.
00:57:57Kept for overworlders in the castle.
00:58:00Hmm.
00:58:00And.
00:58:01Looking inside.
00:58:02You see all of the finery and appointments.
00:58:04Of the Von Baudelay family in this place.
00:58:07As you step through.
00:58:08You see Asiya steps in.
00:58:09And is back on her feet again.
00:58:11And.
00:58:11There's actually light in this room.
00:58:14Everyone go ahead and give me perception or investigation.
00:58:17I mean perception for sure.
00:58:19I'm trying to tell you.
00:58:20Oh.
00:58:21And I will never do that again.
00:58:24My perception.
00:58:2622.
00:58:26Is a 4.
00:58:27I'm 14.
00:58:28Mine is.
00:58:28I rolled a 13.
00:58:30Plus 7 is 20.
00:58:32Dirty 20.
00:58:33Incredible.
00:58:34Twyla.
00:58:35You immediately find stuff about the Fathomless Nexus.
00:58:38You begin to see like this.
00:58:40This.
00:58:41Medallion that will attract the Kraken.
00:58:43Oh is it here?
00:58:43Well you find information about it.
00:58:45Oh.
00:58:46And.
00:58:46You begin to look through.
00:58:47And you see all this stuff about how.
00:58:50The Von Baudelays helped to build it.
00:58:51And you find again more proof from them.
00:58:55Of all the nefarious shit they've been involved in.
00:58:58Up to and including literal records of Zarya Hex in their work.
00:59:03You see there are missives here.
00:59:05Where Alexei has been speaking to his cousins and parents.
00:59:08And other members of his family.
00:59:09Joking about Mysara.
00:59:13And specifically the fact that like.
00:59:15He is working with someone who doesn't know.
00:59:17That his family was the architect of like.
00:59:20That downfall.
00:59:21See.
00:59:22I've always liked Mysara.
00:59:24Quite frankly.
00:59:24Even though she's kind of.
00:59:26You know.
00:59:26Misguided.
00:59:27Princess.
00:59:28Helping Twyla look through these documents.
00:59:31Looking like.
00:59:31Where is the Fathomless Nexus going to be?
00:59:33So it needs to be somewhere coastal.
00:59:35And what you recognize quickly Twyla.
00:59:37Is you find stuff that.
00:59:37The Fathomless Nexus.
00:59:39Is not just a medallion.
00:59:40It's an enormous.
00:59:42Piece of magical engineering.
00:59:43It's actually like.
00:59:44A huge crest.
00:59:46That weighs like.
00:59:47More than 300 pounds.
00:59:48It has to be installed somewhere.
00:59:50To like.
00:59:51Sit there.
00:59:52And like.
00:59:52It's a huge thing.
00:59:53It's almost like.
00:59:54Those things from Dune.
00:59:55That like.
00:59:55Attract sand worms.
00:59:57Right.
00:59:57So this huge magical crest.
00:59:59That attracts the Kraken.
01:00:01And.
01:00:02You see that there's.
01:00:03Correspondence between Alexei.
01:00:04Saying.
01:00:05We will have no problem.
01:00:06Hiding this.
01:00:08In our old keep.
01:00:10Having just sold it recently.
01:00:12It will be remodeled.
01:00:14And.
01:00:14This.
01:00:14Wait.
01:00:15This is your.
01:00:16Is this.
01:00:16Is he talking to your people?
01:00:18And you find.
01:00:19On that paperwork.
01:00:20A faux hammer.
01:00:22Signature.
01:00:23How did I clock that?
01:00:23Stop it.
01:00:24How did I clickety clickety clock that?
01:00:27Your family's evil.
01:00:28Bitch.
01:00:28You are wonderful.
01:00:32However.
01:00:34You actually don't have an indication here.
01:00:36That necessarily the faux hammer is engaged in this willingly.
01:00:39Oh.
01:00:39You look at the documentation here princess.
01:00:42You feel that your family.
01:00:44Has maybe been.
01:00:45Set up.
01:00:46that this crest is hidden in the new keep that they bought
01:00:51in the city of Darktide, where your adventures began.
01:00:55Did your fucking two-time uncle sign this?
01:00:59So you know exactly where the Fathomless Nexus is.
01:01:02It is hiding in the new Fauxhammer home in Darktide.
01:01:08We're going to have to destroy your home again.
01:01:10Jesus.
01:01:12So this is where our boon can come in, okay?
01:01:16I suggest that one of the wishes could be to remove Aneera's immortality.
01:01:21I would like to do that when we're near her
01:01:24so that Nyreth can have her immortality.
01:01:27Or we could use it to...
01:01:29The thing is 300 pounds.
01:01:31So moving it might be a bit of a chore.
01:01:33Not underwater because buoyancy.
01:01:35But it's not underwater, it's on land.
01:01:36Oh.
01:01:37But like moving it, wherever you move it.
01:01:39It's just going to relocate, yeah.
01:01:40Crack it.
01:01:41Or let's just destroy it.
01:01:43Why are we moving it?
01:01:44Can it be destroyed?
01:01:45Does anyone here know?
01:01:46Oh, I could shrink it.
01:01:47I could reduce it.
01:01:48I think they work on people or things?
01:01:50They work on things?
01:01:50People, places, and things.
01:01:52Oh, work.
01:01:52Places too?
01:01:53Nouns.
01:01:55No, what is your card so you can do?
01:01:59You're going to shrink all of Everdeep?
01:02:01You're looking it up?
01:02:02Because so am I, sweetie.
01:02:05Sweetie.
01:02:06Because a creature or an object you can see within range to grow larger or smaller.
01:02:09But see within range.
01:02:11We can't see.
01:02:12But I'm in the sea.
01:02:13No, we can get there.
01:02:14We can get there.
01:02:15So it is.
01:02:15We can get there and shrink it.
01:02:17It's got to be, I mean, we're going to leave Everdeep and go do that and then come back
01:02:20to Everdeep?
01:02:21Well, the most pressing thing is to get to this thing before the Kraken does.
01:02:26The Kraken does.
01:02:27My God, how do real superheroes do this?
01:02:28I am exhausted.
01:02:29Okay, we can tell you how.
01:02:30Like, can we leave?
01:02:32Can this thing be destroyed?
01:02:33Can you ask, is it nighttime?
01:02:35Yeah, I actually.
01:02:36It's nighttime.
01:02:36Also, I will say too, you've all started to use a lot of spells and abilities.
01:02:40Yeah.
01:02:41Like, finding some way to rest may become vital in the near future.
01:02:46But you are in the midst of your enemy's stronghold.
01:02:49Right.
01:02:49So.
01:02:50We could go somewhere.
01:02:52We can hang out here and, I mean, Alexi might get the upper hand, but if he comes in
01:02:55here, we're fucking him up.
01:02:56If Alexi walks in this room, he's getting undone.
01:02:58So you think if we take a nap in Alexi's room and then if he opens the door, we just
01:03:02all wake up and fight?
01:03:03Your question was about just.
01:03:04Rope trick?
01:03:05Wait.
01:03:05Oh, rope trick's a great idea.
01:03:07We could do rope trick.
01:03:07We could hide in an extra dimensional space.
01:03:09Oh.
01:03:10You were asking a question about enlarging or reducing the object, correct?
01:03:14Yes, that is totally possible.
01:03:16And destroying it would just be very, very difficult, right?
01:03:19Like, it's a heavy, powerful, magical thing.
01:03:22You might need powerful magic to try to unmake it.
01:03:25But with all that being said, you have the information from Alexi's room.
01:03:29Spole and Roy are still in the tower.
01:03:32Do you want to prioritize going and getting them?
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:35Can we just take a quick moment?
01:03:36Can we take a quick moment to try to investigate this paperwork and see if anything in there
01:03:41will tell us about how to take care of this thing just right before we go?
01:03:44Yeah.
01:03:44Oh, those paperwork things earlier?
01:03:47Yeah.
01:03:47Go ahead.
01:03:47Actually, all of you can roll.
01:03:48Give me arcana, history, or insight.
01:03:51Whatever one you want.
01:03:52Okay, Ark.
01:03:55Oh, I'm going to do insight.
01:03:56I got to do insight, too, sweetie.
01:03:57I rolled a five.
01:04:00Insight.
01:04:00I got an eight.
01:04:01A five history.
01:04:0318.
01:04:03Oof.
01:04:04Nine.
01:04:0518 plus seven.
01:04:06I have 25.
01:04:0825.
01:04:08Insight.
01:04:09Looking at the plan.
01:04:10I got a 19.
01:04:11Sorry.
01:04:11Looking at the plan unfolding.
01:04:12I think, Trianne, the odds of destroying the crest.
01:04:17It's possible that you could destroy it, but before you destroy it, you need to find it.
01:04:20And it's hidden somewhere in that castle, like, sealed up in the castle.
01:04:26But it is huge.
01:04:27It is huge.
01:04:28So is the castle.
01:04:29The Fauxhammer castle.
01:04:30The Fauxhammer castle in Darktide.
01:04:32I think that you realize that if these merfolk ride out, this kraken is going to be very, very powerful.
01:04:41And Darktide itself needs to be warned that this is happening.
01:04:45Like, Darktide has its own defenses.
01:04:46The Fauxhammers.
01:04:47Like, you need to find some way of, like, warning the people in this city.
01:04:50Because you might be able to destroy it, but could you destroy it before the kraken got there?
01:04:54Right?
01:04:55Do people have the ability, does, like, the armed forces of this place have the ability to ward off the
01:05:01kraken?
01:05:01Maybe not.
01:05:02But they have the ability to, like, evacuate.
01:05:04Like, get people, you know, like, other things like that.
01:05:05Like, try to save the two.
01:05:06Like, if you guys can't stop this, right?
01:05:09There's also, if you're looking for fail points within this plan.
01:05:15Like, where are the places that you can, like, affect this plan?
01:05:18The best thing to do would probably be to inform people in Darktide that this is happening.
01:05:22The Fauxhammers could also, if you could get word to the Fauxhammers somehow, they could start looking.
01:05:28Like, if you need to rest or you need to take time, you need to get Roy and Spul.
01:05:32If you somehow could get word to the Fauxhammers right now to start digging through the castle looking for this
01:05:37crest, you could get started on that.
01:05:38All hands on deck.
01:05:39Scry my father.
01:05:41I will scry your father.
01:05:42Scry your father so good.
01:05:47And in terms of other places to, like, help make a difference, Darktide could maybe handle itself or take care
01:05:55of itself.
01:05:57The Kraken, there's multiple failure points throughout this, right?
01:06:02Like, Queen Aeneira is immortal, but so is Mysara.
01:06:06So either of them could potentially wield the Chains of Command.
01:06:09The other parts of this.
01:06:11So could I.
01:06:12What's that?
01:06:13So could I.
01:06:13And so could Gertrude.
01:06:14That's another big part of this, too, is you feel like the weakest point of this plan is actually kind
01:06:20of the Kraken itself.
01:06:22Like, in other words, those chains, if those chains can be fucked with or removed, maybe you don't have to
01:06:28destroy this hard-to-destroy crest.
01:06:30We can get to the, so we can get, so right now, Huey is on the Kraken, yes, riding it?
01:06:35Or when we used the crystal ball earlier, Huey was, like, on the Kraken.
01:06:39It's on the Kraken controlling it and riding it.
01:06:41So we get to the Kraken, because Huey's alone right now with the Kraken.
01:06:46We also need to rest.
01:06:48Where's Mustard?
01:06:49Mustard is with Huey.
01:06:50How long do we, how long is our rest?
01:06:52Eight hours.
01:06:53And how much time do we have until?
01:06:56That's getting very close to dawn to take a rest right now.
01:06:59Oh.
01:06:59I mean, but we have to before, literally, my mother said, we ride at dawn.
01:07:05So from dawn, all bets are off.
01:07:08We will not get a chance to rest after dawn.
01:07:11She said you're outside, but you ain't that outside.
01:07:13My question is, how fast does this, is it, like, attack risen?
01:07:18Or is it, like, me, me, me, me, me, me, me?
01:07:21You feel that it will be, that, like, knowing magically what you're looking at, you will have time.
01:07:26Things will start to get bad, but you will have time as they are getting bad to address them.
01:07:31It's kind of like global warming.
01:07:33It's over time, you know.
01:07:34But it is happening.
01:07:35It is happening.
01:07:36And there are some people who deny it.
01:07:38Yeah.
01:07:39There are people, there are reporters, the tide is not rising.
01:07:42That is fake news.
01:07:43The tide has never risen.
01:07:48Okay, so we need to rest, and we need to rest and then rush to the Kraken.
01:07:54Rope bridge, rest.
01:07:56Rope bridge.
01:07:56And scry my father.
01:07:57And scry your father.
01:07:58But I can't scry until I get some rest because it's only once a day.
01:08:01Okay.
01:08:01Yeah, see, a lot of, and then we also need to think about, guys, see, I am the one who's,
01:08:05I'm really our planner here.
01:08:06We keep on forgetting about, we keep on forgetting about my father and Spole.
01:08:13We have to, like, like, okay, here's what, the order of operations is rope bridge, rest,
01:08:19come back, dad, Spole, scry dad, fight.
01:08:25But when are we going to go, when are we going to the Kraken?
01:08:27That's, we've lost so much time.
01:08:28We have to, we have to get to the Kraken.
01:08:30In my opinion, the first thing we need to do is rest, and then after rest, immediately
01:08:35rush to the Kraken.
01:08:35You see, Janias looks and says, I can show you the passageways to get to the tower and
01:08:41the dungeons if, if need be.
01:08:44Um, and we can go do that as swiftly as possible if you'd like.
01:08:47Tower first, then dungeon.
01:08:48Yes.
01:08:49Let's do that.
01:08:50Uh, I'm going to need a group stealth check.
01:08:51Oh, God.
01:08:52Stealth check.
01:08:53Oh, I figured out the problem.
01:08:54What?
01:08:55This is why our dye are fucked up.
01:08:57You and I are using the right ones.
01:08:58These two switch.
01:08:59I think that's why our rolls have been fucked up the entire time.
01:09:01What do you mean the right one?
01:09:02Right?
01:09:02Because, because these are her colors.
01:09:04Those are your colors.
01:09:05But I think.
01:09:06What are my colors?
01:09:07This is the color of Twyla, green in this.
01:09:09And she's purple in this.
01:09:10But whatever.
01:09:11Am I, this is my color.
01:09:12Yeah, this is my color.
01:09:13Wait, wait, wait.
01:09:14Why do you blame other people for your mistakes?
01:09:18Oh, fuck.
01:09:18I rolled a nat one.
01:09:19Well, I'll tell you how I know that was not right.
01:09:21Because that, honey, was a nat one.
01:09:24Nat one plus three is a four.
01:09:26Is this, what is it, Stealth?
01:09:27I have 15.
01:09:28That's a lot.
01:09:28Okay.
01:09:29We're ready to fight.
01:09:29I'm at a four.
01:09:30Guess what?
01:09:30Guess what?
01:09:31I have 16.
01:09:32Okay, so two.
01:09:33You're adding 10 for Pass Without Trace.
01:09:35So 26.
01:09:36So I'm up to, I'm up to 14.
01:09:38Or wait, 14.
01:09:38Okay.
01:09:3914 and 14.
01:09:40You're in your domain.
01:09:41And then we have 25.
01:09:42And what's here?
01:09:4226.
01:09:4326?
01:09:44Okay.
01:09:45A Sia, Janias does not have Pass Without Trace on.
01:09:48So he only got a 14 as well.
01:09:5014 is low.
01:09:51So we need a Sia to roll high enough.
01:09:56Basically, she just needs to not roll a nat one.
01:10:00That's a two.
01:10:01Stop it.
01:10:02I said not an nat one.
01:10:03Two plus seven.
01:10:05Then plus 10 is 19.
01:10:08So you make your way up to the tower.
01:10:10Almost a dirty 20.
01:10:11Almost a dirty 20.
01:10:13You make your way up to the tower.
01:10:15And you see a large locked door in front of you.
01:10:18Like a dungeon.
01:10:19Do any of you have the ability to...
01:10:21Rip the door off?
01:10:22Actually, hold on.
01:10:24You see a Sia reaches in, pulls out thieves' tools, and pops the lock.
01:10:28Oh, word.
01:10:28Of course.
01:10:29A Sia.
01:10:29A Sia saves the day.
01:10:30A Sia saves the day.
01:10:32Inside, you see a room.
01:10:35There is a chain that is bolted to the floor, and it is taut.
01:10:40And it goes straight up to Roy's ankle.
01:10:43And you see that the roof is about an inch of air.
01:10:47And you see Roy is...
01:10:48Oh, he is tortured down there.
01:10:50...is pressing his mouth up, trying to make a seal with his lips against the roof to just get air
01:10:56in as he breathes.
01:10:57So I'm going to go ahead, and from the floor, I'm going to cast...
01:11:01You put him in our water breathe.
01:11:03And give him the thing so he can move.
01:11:05Okay.
01:11:05You cast water breathing.
01:11:07As you do, you see Roy descend.
01:11:12Trojan gives you a big embrace.
01:11:14Father.
01:11:17Oh, my.
01:11:17Can I cure...
01:11:18Is he wounded?
01:11:19It looks like he's exhausted.
01:11:21I can use a rest.
01:11:22It's conditioned.
01:11:23So he doesn't have hit point damage.
01:11:25Sure.
01:11:25But he has disadvantage on everything until he can rest.
01:11:27Ah, so he needs the rest.
01:11:30Do you think you can make it to the dungeon with us?
01:11:33I can try.
01:11:34I can't believe you found me.
01:11:35Hello, nice to meet you.
01:11:36He pulls his hand, and Nassia says, very nice to meet you.
01:11:39I'm...
01:11:43I'm here.
01:11:43I'm also here helping.
01:11:45And you see...
01:11:46Let's not give labels yet.
01:11:48Jump the gun.
01:11:50You see that Roy says, I don't know where Spole is.
01:11:55He's in the dungeon.
01:11:56He's in the dungeon.
01:11:57Okay.
01:11:58Jenaeus is going to take us.
01:11:59I'm going to need another stealth check.
01:12:00And now you also have Roy that does not have Pass Without Trace.
01:12:03Here we go.
01:12:04We might leave him up here.
01:12:06Okay.
01:12:06Don't open your mouth like...
01:12:08That's a good one.
01:12:10That's a bad one.
01:12:12I have 26.
01:12:13Roy might need to stay behind.
01:12:1526.
01:12:16I hope none of you are rolling out one.
01:12:17Is it 26?
01:12:18Yes.
01:12:18I have 8 plus 3, which is 11.
01:12:21Plus 10 is 21.
01:12:22I have 18.
01:12:2318 plus 10?
01:12:24Plus 10 is 28.
01:12:25This is stealth, right?
01:12:26This is stealth.
01:12:27Okay, that's a plus 5.
01:12:28Just don't roll a nat 1.
01:12:30It's a B.
01:12:3117 plus 5 plus 10.
01:12:3323 plus 10, 33.
01:12:35Woo!
01:12:36Slinking all the way down.
01:12:38What did Roy roll?
01:12:39Roy rolled a 4, and Jenaeus rolled a nat 1.
01:12:43And Nassia rolled a nat 1.
01:12:45Jesus.
01:12:45No!
01:12:46Nassia.
01:12:47If we have to leave anyone behind, Jenaeus, I just met you.
01:12:51He's taking us.
01:12:52We need him.
01:12:53I'm part of this.
01:12:54You see, Jenaeus wins his way down further and further.
01:12:58And as he gets to the bottom, you arrive in the dungeons.
01:13:03You see that in these various cells, you see these strange coral creatures of people that have just been rotting
01:13:11in these cells for so long.
01:13:12And they've covered in barnacles.
01:13:14And you see that deep here underwater, frozen into a corner, is Spole, who has made himself into a block
01:13:24of ice as barnacles and crustaceans sort of cover him.
01:13:28Cover him or the ice?
01:13:30Cover him.
01:13:31He's made of solid ice right now and is just frozen into the corner.
01:13:36You realize he can't breathe underwater, so he's, like, frozen himself and gone into, like, a frozen stasis so that
01:13:43he can survive down here.
01:13:45Aww.
01:13:45See, the air bubble would have been nice.
01:13:49So I'm going to go ahead and melt this beach.
01:13:52Water breeze.
01:13:53Yeah.
01:13:54But he's ice.
01:13:55He can't breathe yet.
01:13:56I have, like, my stuff is powerful.
01:13:58Like, fireball is a huge...
01:14:00I would, like, he would have break into pieces.
01:14:01Okay, okay.
01:14:02Can we...
01:14:02Can I press agitation and do a magical trick and give him, like, a little heat?
01:14:06That's the thing I can do.
01:14:07Yes, absolutely.
01:14:09Yeah, I can make...
01:14:10Oh, my God.
01:14:11Take him to the kitchen.
01:14:11Put him in the...
01:14:12Put him in the...
01:14:12In the...
01:14:13In the ball of...
01:14:14You are not going to cook him.
01:14:15Are you hungry?
01:14:16Jesus.
01:14:17I can instantaneously...
01:14:18Have you ever had pay?
01:14:20I can instantaneously make a small campfire.
01:14:23So I'm going to make...
01:14:23So I'm going to press agitation.
01:14:25The way I'm turning is a...
01:14:26Underwater?
01:14:27Yeah, let's go.
01:14:28In the middle of the ocean.
01:14:30So you make a small campfire that immediately is just...
01:14:34It, like...
01:14:35You're, like, small campfire.
01:14:36Steam!
01:14:37It's just water and bubbles everywhere.
01:14:40So how...
01:14:40Do we have...
01:14:41Do we have to make it warm?
01:14:43Well, you make this steamy campfire and...
01:14:46Oh, work.
01:14:46And Spool with that water-breathing spell.
01:14:53Twyla!
01:14:54Oh, my God.
01:14:55Spool!
01:14:56Oh, my God.
01:14:57Give him his thing.
01:14:58I have a present for you.
01:15:00We have a present for you.
01:15:01Wait, I'm not dead.
01:15:02Holy shit.
01:15:03You thought you were dead?
01:15:04Sorry, I cursed.
01:15:04What?
01:15:05You thought you were dead?
01:15:05I thought I was dead.
01:15:07You cryogenically froze yourself to be safe.
01:15:10Very Walt Disney.
01:15:11The trade didn't like the session.
01:15:13I froze myself.
01:15:14You froze yourself.
01:15:18Oh, but he was dead.
01:15:20We're going to make this so quick because we don't have enough time.
01:15:23It's...
01:15:23Time is of the essence.
01:15:25It's really, really urgent.
01:15:26So I'm going to just give you this gift that we got you.
01:15:29It's a clockwork dragonfly wing.
01:15:31And you're going to love it.
01:15:32You're going to put it on right now because you might need to use it.
01:15:35Here you go.
01:15:36See?
01:15:37Put it on like a backpack.
01:15:38Puts it on.
01:15:39I thought she tells me how to feel about it.
01:15:40You're going to...
01:15:42Pussy.
01:15:43My God.
01:15:44This is so kind.
01:15:46You've put...
01:15:48And you see the wings.
01:15:50Even underwater spread out.
01:15:51These clockwork wings.
01:15:55For she is my dear, my darling one, my smiling and beguiling one.
01:16:00Not the good thing to show, but we are on a time crunch.
01:16:04No other one beneath the sun, my darling sylvan girl.
01:16:11And he sweeps you up and kisses you.
01:16:16I can.
01:16:19We were made for each other.
01:16:20How did you know that song?
01:16:21What?
01:16:22I was all...
01:16:23When I was younger, I went to college in...
01:16:27I went to Trinity.
01:16:28I...
01:16:29Have you seen the Book of Kells exhibit?
01:16:30It's incredible.
01:16:31Listen, I don't want to cut this short.
01:16:32I do not want to cut this short, but we have so much to catch up on and we have
01:16:35places to be.
01:16:36Wait!
01:16:37What?
01:16:38I know something critically important.
01:16:39What is that?
01:16:40I can turn into a rolling tray.
01:16:42Oh, my God.
01:16:44A rolling tray?
01:16:46Listen, what kind of rolling tray?
01:16:48We have to go get the dragon.
01:16:50We have to go, y'all.
01:16:51Okay, so now we have Dad, we have Rol.
01:16:54We have Spole.
01:16:55Spole, Spole, Roy.
01:16:56Now we need to rest before so we can re-juzh all this stuff, right?
01:16:59Rolling tray.
01:17:01How far is...
01:17:02It's happening?
01:17:02I missed what you were saying.
01:17:03Yeah, we were talking about rolling tray.
01:17:04Do y'all know...
01:17:05Roy, Spole, do any of you know where the cracking is?
01:17:09You see that Roy says, well, the cracking will be out on the grounds.
01:17:13I mean, the cracking will be visible to where the armies are marshaling, but we cannot.
01:17:19I say now we rest so he can regain his strength.
01:17:21Spole can regain his strength and we can regain all the powers we need.
01:17:24Spry.
01:17:24And then when we wake up, we're going to scry your folks.
01:17:29Or is there someone a little more trustworthy?
01:17:30They're trustworthy.
01:17:31Yeah, do you trust your parents?
01:17:32They're there.
01:17:33I don't know who else is there.
01:17:35They're like a head butler, a servant who's super loyal.
01:17:38What about your sister?
01:17:39Yeah, Dutchess, your sweet little sister.
01:17:41She'll do anything for you.
01:17:43Yeah, and she's smart.
01:17:44You can Skype her.
01:17:45All right, Skype her.
01:17:46Just remember, we can't, if we're going to stay true to our war, we cannot kill Alexei.
01:17:52No, we need him to take him back with us.
01:17:53He needs to be critically harmed but not dead.
01:17:56Okay.
01:17:56Although we did not say alive.
01:17:57We just said live.
01:17:59To be fair.
01:18:00So you can create a rope trick for all of you to rest here if you want.
01:18:03All of us.
01:18:04So, making this little pocket dimension.
01:18:07You go in.
01:18:08Roy helps, like, you know, take some of his gear and helps bed down so that you guys have a
01:18:12place to sleep.
01:18:13You see that Janias bids you farewell here.
01:18:18Janias goes like, I'll go back to the kitchen so that it's not suspicious.
01:18:23Oh yeah, you've been gone for like 30 minutes.
01:18:2530 minutes, yeah.
01:18:26I'll probably get fired.
01:18:27It's pretty bad.
01:18:27Also, just even me breaking out of that chain, probably, that's, you know, they're not going to like that.
01:18:31And you see Janias heads off and you all bed down to get a long rest.
01:18:37So, all your hit points, all your class features, all your spells.
01:18:40Come back.
01:18:42Wake up in the rope trick.
01:18:43Do you want to use the crystal ball first thing when you win?
01:18:47Yeah, so first thing we need to do is warn.
01:18:50We're going to scry.
01:18:51Duchess.
01:18:52When I scry, how much talking can I do?
01:18:54Like, just full on talking?
01:18:55Is it limited to a few sentences?
01:18:56I think that you have the ability to cast a suggestion spell using your crystal ball.
01:19:02Great.
01:19:02So, suggest that she get the amulet.
01:19:05Oh, the thing.
01:19:07Duchess.
01:19:07The crest.
01:19:08Find it.
01:19:08Yeah, find it.
01:19:08You've got to say, the crest is hidden somewhere in your home.
01:19:13The castle.
01:19:14In the castle.
01:19:15We don't know where, right?
01:19:16Just don't know where.
01:19:17So, we know that Duchess is quite smart.
01:19:19She's a little nerdy, a little gangly.
01:19:20She's probably the brains of the Fohammer family.
01:19:23We have the strength, the brains.
01:19:25The strength and the beauty.
01:19:26And then I feel like Duchess might be the brains of the Fohammer family.
01:19:29Okay.
01:19:29Duchess, have you seen this weird crest lurking around the castle?
01:19:33I think we can just talk to her straight up and be like, hey, there's a crest.
01:19:35You've got to go get it.
01:19:36Yeah.
01:19:36And tell everyone.
01:19:37And like, some of you need to evacuate.
01:19:39Some of you need people who stay behind evacuating.
01:19:41Some of you need to stay who need to find it.
01:19:43Yeah.
01:19:44Okay, great.
01:19:44All right.
01:19:46Back with the crystal ball.
01:19:47You see in a bedroom replete with all of the stuffies.
01:19:53that Kel Vorda can manage.
01:19:54Stuffies, I'm sure.
01:19:55Tons of stuffies.
01:19:57See, she has like a Squishmallow, like body pillow thing.
01:20:00Oh, my God.
01:20:01She has a bard in her room playing music.
01:20:04And she's practicing like a dance move in the mirror.
01:20:07On FinTalk.
01:20:08The next time there's a masquerade ball,
01:20:12you're not going to catch Duchess asleep at the wheel.
01:20:15And then that's when, when, when Gretchen comes forward, she says,
01:20:21Duchess.
01:20:21Huh?
01:20:23Listen.
01:20:23Were you, you weren't watching me, were you?
01:20:25I didn't see anything.
01:20:27I literally just, right when I said Duchess, that's when I,
01:20:29that's when I first started seeing.
01:20:31Oh, no.
01:20:31So I didn't, so I didn't see the dancing.
01:20:33Oh, no.
01:20:34I didn't see it.
01:20:35Oh.
01:20:35Listen, there is a massive crest attracting the Kraken in your home.
01:20:44The what?
01:20:45We got two sentences, girl.
01:20:47You're not going to have time to explain.
01:20:47This is just destroy the fucking avulet.
01:20:49We need to evacuate the castle.
01:20:52You must tell the proper authorities to evacuate the home.
01:20:56The Kraken is coming.
01:20:57And then they must know the Kraken is coming.
01:20:59And we need people to stay behind and try to destroy it.
01:21:05Is that why the ocean is acting so weird?
01:21:08There it is.
01:21:09And you see she goes to her balcony and through the crystal ball, you see the waves are already rising.
01:21:16It done got cracked.
01:21:17The crack done crocked it.
01:21:20She says, okay, there's a crest somewhere in here.
01:21:22I'm going to go tell my family right away.
01:21:24I'll do it.
01:21:24And no one was dancing.
01:21:26And please tell my sister that I love her if I don't see her again.
01:21:29Just something bad's happening.
01:21:31Will do.
01:21:32And you see she runs off and says, no, God, we got to burn the house down.
01:21:39And all of you emerge from the rope trick.
01:21:42As you do, you hear chaos out from the city.
01:21:47And you see that Roy's looking around and saying, they're making a move.
01:21:51We got to go right now.
01:21:52God.
01:21:53With your swim potions and everything else, you burst forward from here.
01:21:58And as you do so, Roy.
01:22:01Oh, shit.
01:22:01We should have used the rules before we went to sleep.
01:22:05As you do so, you see that Spole with these new clockwork wings says, all right.
01:22:11But we're trying to get, if they're attacking the city already, then we need to get in between them and
01:22:16the city and try to stop this Kraken, right?
01:22:19Yes.
01:22:20It's our best strategist.
01:22:21He wants to go fight a whole army?
01:22:24He wants to go fight this?
01:22:26We need to get to the Kraken.
01:22:30And we don't need to, all of us we need to fight is...
01:22:32Anira.
01:22:33Huey.
01:22:34You see that Roy says, Gertie's right.
01:22:36We don't need to fight a whole army.
01:22:38We just need to stop this Kraken.
01:22:39You see that Roy begins to cast a spell, and Roy is actually going to go ahead and cast a
01:22:44Longstrider spell to increase everybody's movement.
01:22:47Ooh.
01:22:48And you see...
01:22:48You've been holding now.
01:22:50Give me your cards.
01:22:52Give me your spell card.
01:22:54You got water walk, too?
01:22:56And you see Spole touches Twyla as his wings.
01:22:59And Twyla goes, ooh.
01:23:01And you see...
01:23:02Get a room.
01:23:03He goes, I know that we are deep under the sea, but wherever you are, stars of the far north,
01:23:11frozen wind, guide us forward.
01:23:13Give us the speed we need to save this world.
01:23:17Ready, please?
01:23:19And you see, whoosh, freezing water and wind mixed together, bubbles everywhere as you rocket out of the castle of
01:23:29Everdeen.
01:23:29Oh, yeah.
01:23:31As fast as you can, all the way up to the surface of the water.
01:23:35You said, Kraken, you got it.
01:23:38Breaching the surface of the ocean, you see Darktide in the distance.
01:23:43It is far away, but not that far with how fast this beast now moves.
01:23:49A tidal wave, some 30 feet tall, breaches towards you, rolling as fast as it can.
01:23:57And as you all sit here in the water, tentacles emerge and tied to the Kraken's massive body, a war
01:24:10carriage of shells and kelp.
01:24:12And for the first time, Troianne, since all those many weeks ago when first you left on your adventure,
01:24:19you look up and see your mother on her throne astride the Kraken.
01:24:27Daughter, traitor, rebel, let this be the first to fall in our glorious conquest!
01:24:38I'm going to need all of you to roll initiative.
01:24:40Oh, God.
01:24:42And that's all for this episode of Dimension 20!
01:24:45Tune in next week for another thrilling episode as we come to our finale of Dungeons & Drag Queens.
01:24:50We'll see you there.
01:24:51Farewell!
01:24:54Thank you!
01:24:55Thank you!
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