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00:00:00That ass, ass, bitch.

00:00:05Hello, one and all, and welcome back to the episode of Dimension 20 Dungeons and Dragons.

00:00:10I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan.

00:00:12With me, as always, are our questing queens.

00:00:14Say hi, questing queens.

00:00:16Hi, questing queens.

00:00:18Last we left off, our questing queens had embarked from the realm of Karkin through the Venomlands,

00:00:25fighting strange creatures in subterranean acid rivers and arriving in the village of Hagslick,

00:00:32where they bartered with the Bone Butcher for a nice jar of bone broth and a small pouch of runes

00:00:39to tell them whether their path would yield good or woeful results.

00:00:46Arriving in the town of Winter's Eve, we alighted upon the Hero's Hearth,

00:00:52a rowdy long haul with a werebear barbarian, Rolgar, who was sucked unconscious after a rabbit eating contest.

00:00:59And we met Spul, the Frostfay, and had a moment of romance as he revealed the location of the Temple

00:01:07of Frozen Doom,

00:01:08where you now seek the dragon Mofandrix.

00:01:12Look at her.

00:01:13How about it?

00:01:14You have entered this temple, have come to this place, having learned much about Winter's Eve as well,

00:01:20that there is a guild of five wizards who helped seal Mofandrix in here.

00:01:25And also, you remember, of course, Princess, your family were the ones that originally defeated Mofandrix

00:01:30and had him sealed in here.

00:01:32His knowledge is the location of that dragon's hoard, the location of that treasure,

00:01:37which can be used to pay for your downry.

00:01:39But you've also had this strange moment of connection with Mofandrix

00:01:43and feel some sorrow for this great and immortal creature who connected with Kurdi over your immortality

00:01:48and appears to be sort of confined in this space.

00:01:53You enter the temple ready to do battle.

00:01:55As Mofandrix explained, these four spell engines that surround his frozen form.

00:02:01Each of these spell engines is basically pumping frozen magical energy

00:02:06into the pool of ice that is sealing Mofandrix within the glacier.

00:02:12However, this space is much more populated than this.

00:02:15So I'm going to go ahead and set our scene for us.

00:02:21It's really cool.

00:02:23First and foremost, I'm going to need to hand you...

00:02:26Oh my gosh.

00:02:27A popsicle.

00:02:29That's the last thing we need in this place.

00:02:31Your miniatures.

00:02:33Yes, miniatures.

00:02:35Twyla.

00:02:36Oh my gosh.

00:02:36Very delicate.

00:02:37Tiny.

00:02:38Tiny.

00:02:38Petite.

00:02:39Look at how cute.

00:02:40Delicate and vulnerable.

00:02:43Gertrude.

00:02:44Oh my God.

00:02:45It's nice to be reunited with Gertie.

00:02:49Wait.

00:02:50Troianne.

00:02:51Cute.

00:02:51Look at that.

00:02:52She's cute.

00:02:52And I need to be really clear.

00:02:54Princess's hat is no joke.

00:02:56It's everything.

00:02:57It's a huge hat.

00:02:58She is.

00:02:59She is a fashion queen of the season.

00:03:01Oh my gosh.

00:03:01Truly.

00:03:02Gosh.

00:03:03I can't wait for people to go to conventions dressed up as art characters.

00:03:07I know.

00:03:08Oh my God.

00:03:08Yes.

00:03:09Ready for that.

00:03:09They're so...

00:03:10These figurines are amazing.

00:03:12The art team did an absolutely phenomenal job.

00:03:16I gotta be honest.

00:03:17It is low-key unfair that we get to be D&D famous.

00:03:20We just stripped and landed.

00:03:23So cool.

00:03:23It's so unfair that we...

00:03:25This is like when they made over the crew and Sarge is now a famous drag queen.

00:03:29Just drag once every three years and now we're D&D fans.

00:03:32We played D&D once a year.

00:03:35Oh my God.

00:03:35It's tradition now.

00:03:37I'm also gonna hand you your ally, Roy, your father.

00:03:39Oh my God.

00:03:41Oh my God.

00:03:42I don't know what he's here.

00:03:42What's your dad wearing?

00:03:43Look at him.

00:03:43He's cute, right?

00:03:44What's Paul wearing?

00:03:45Good.

00:03:45Can I date him?

00:03:46No.

00:03:47Is that canon?

00:03:48It's like Evie Allen's dad.

00:03:51Oh, the topknot is sending me.

00:03:54The topknot is sending me into orbit.

00:03:56Roy looks pretty young.

00:03:57As an elf.

00:03:58As an elf.

00:03:59Yeah, oddly young.

00:04:03That seems to be a thing in your family, wanting to look young.

00:04:07How old are you actually?

00:04:09453.

00:04:11In two weeks.

00:04:13How old were you two weeks ago?

00:04:17If all of you would be so kind, you can place your minis sort of right in this little hallway

00:04:21here if you can reach past the towers, and you can put yourself in any order you like.

00:04:25I'll be back here.

00:04:26I don't want to be first.

00:04:27No, I got to be further back because I'm-

00:04:28I'll be first.

00:04:29Yeah.

00:04:29Okay, you go first.

00:04:30I'll be third.

00:04:31Monet, you have a lot of hit points.

00:04:32You got to be up close, girl.

00:04:34Me and little mama are tiny and weak.

00:04:37Monet, you are way at the back.

00:04:39Well, I can't see.

00:04:40You are a strong creature.

00:04:42Also up here with Alaska, me and Alaska together.

00:04:44Yeah.

00:04:45Yeah, your brain is-

00:04:46Baba doesn't-

00:04:47Where are you?

00:04:48Over here?

00:04:49I have 38 hit points.

00:04:52Monet.

00:04:52Does she go with us?

00:04:53Yes, he does.

00:04:54Yes, yes, yes.

00:04:54Put Dad up front there, too.

00:04:56You actually do-

00:04:57Dad's been here before, right?

00:04:58Yes.

00:04:59There you go.

00:05:00Yeah, Dad can go first.

00:05:01Monet can go first.

00:05:02Dad used to drive Uber up in his area.

00:05:05Entering the chamber.

00:05:06Move this ball.

00:05:10Let's go first.

00:05:11Nope.

00:05:18Hmm.

00:05:27Let's go first.

00:05:28When's your car you-

00:05:29How's your car you-

00:05:29Is to go first?

00:05:32How are you doing this?

00:05:34This thing is nothing.

00:05:35I don't know.

00:05:35To me.

00:05:35What'll you do is the thing is just辦法.

00:05:37We don't know!

00:05:38Oh, they're huge!

00:05:40They're too big.

00:05:40And they're so close!

00:05:42They're too big.

00:05:43As these massive cyclops surround you.

00:05:47There's two more!

00:05:48There's four, remember?

00:05:50Oh, my God.

00:06:02That one has two heads?

00:06:04That's a biclops!

00:06:08That one does have two heads.

00:06:10So, these cyclops arrayed in front of you.

00:06:12The leader of them appears to be an Etten cyclops,

00:06:15who has two heads.

00:06:16To each side, there's a pair of twins,

00:06:19one in the back about to hurl a boulder,

00:06:20and then one has a massive icy sword in front of them.

00:06:24The sword is bigger than me.

00:06:28Having looked through your crystal ball,

00:06:29you realize that you didn't have...

00:06:31It's like when you put a corner in a picture to show scale.

00:06:34Yeah.

00:06:34You're like, I didn't know exactly how big the guys were.

00:06:37Yeah.

00:06:37You're like, oh, the dragon is enormous,

00:06:39and the guys guarding the dragon are still way bigger than these.

00:06:43Whoa.

00:06:43As you enter, you see that the lead cyclops, one of the heads goes,

00:06:49Brother, it seems we have intruders in the Temple of Frozen Doom.

00:06:54You have come here only to die.

00:06:59Make ready your prayers for whatever gods you serve.

00:07:03And we're going to jump right into combat.

00:07:06Ooh.

00:07:06I want to say, too, if y'all notice, there's levers at each of these engines,

00:07:10and there's knobs on the sides.

00:07:12I don't know if it's a one-two situation,

00:07:14but I think that's going to help us reverse these engines,

00:07:17these levers and these knobs.

00:07:19Oh, I didn't even see that.

00:07:21I think Gertrude, yeah, you right away clocked that

00:07:24and see that, indeed, these appear to be the functional, like, runic wheels

00:07:28of, like, adjusting or changing the engines up top.

00:07:32And you do see these levers down below.

00:07:34Having incredibly just, like, spotted them right at the beginning of the battle,

00:07:37those levers appear to be connected to chutes

00:07:40that open up holes in the middle of the track.

00:07:44Holes?

00:07:45Yes, there appears to be, like, trap doors.

00:07:47Having looked at that, I think you would make the assumption

00:07:49that, like, the best-case scenario is reversing the engine,

00:07:54but failing that, you might still want to throw a lever

00:07:57just to not have more cold energy.

00:08:01Yeah.

00:08:01Like, hit Mofandrix.

00:08:02Having Mofandrix join us, half of the battle might really pop off.

00:08:06Yeah, that's your friend.

00:08:07With 21 initiative, Princess and Trojan are first to act.

00:08:10You beat the Cyclops in initiative order.

00:08:12What would you like to do?

00:08:14You can decide what order you go in.

00:08:16So, either of you can go first.

00:08:17I'll go first.

00:08:18Okay.

00:08:18I would like to rage on a double-headed dude.

00:08:22Gorgeous.

00:08:23And I'd like to rage his ass.

00:08:25Incredible.

00:08:26What does it look like as you fly into a rage in front of all these giants?

00:08:29She takes a deep breath.

00:08:31Her muscles are already big and they get bigger.

00:08:33And the veins pop out and her eyes turn red

00:08:36and she runs toward that double-headed monster.

00:08:39Roaring with your Axe of the Mighty, you surge forward.

00:08:43Go ahead and take your first attack.

00:08:45Go ahead and roll D20.

00:08:46Nat 20, Nat 20, Nat 20.

00:08:48What was that?

00:08:5015.

00:08:50Okay.

00:08:52Attack bonus plus nine.

00:08:5324.

00:08:54That is a definite hit.

00:08:55And I also have a frenzy once I am already raging.

00:09:00Is that correct?

00:09:00Yes, so on the first round, you've gone into your rage.

00:09:02Okay.

00:09:03Subsequent turns, you'll be able to attack three times.

00:09:06Got it.

00:09:06Fierce.

00:09:07So what do I roll?

00:09:0820?

00:09:08You can attack twice too if you want.

00:09:09You can roll your second attack right now if you'd like.

00:09:11Okay.

00:09:12Go for it and roll that second attack.

00:09:13I don't think I might.

00:09:1518?

00:09:15Yes!

00:09:16Ooh, another hit.

00:09:17Incredible.

00:09:18So you're gonna roll 2d12 plus eight.

00:09:23Okay.

00:09:24You hit twice plus 16.

00:09:25Woo!

00:09:26So 2d12 plus 16 for both your hits.

00:09:29Here's d12.

00:09:3011.

00:09:31Yes!

00:09:32Woo-hoo-ee!

00:09:32Fuck him up!

00:09:33Beat that big two-headed bitch.

00:09:36Five.

00:09:37So that's five and 11.

00:09:38That's 16 plus 16.

00:09:39You wail into this lead, Cyclops, for 32 points of damage.

00:09:46Yes!

00:09:46Okay, let me ask how much damage it is.

00:09:49He's not gonna tell you.

00:09:50I will say this.

00:09:51Princess lunges forward, her muscles rippling, veins in her neck and across her collarbone,

00:09:59bulging out, and thuds damage into the Cyclops that you know would be enough to shatter stone.

00:10:06And you see that the Cyclops takes one slice in the thigh, leans down, gets another in the arm.

00:10:12That cuts deep into him, but both heads roar simultaneously.

00:10:19He looks injured, but he does not look grievously hurt.

00:10:23Even when she's jacked up on rabbit fuel?

00:10:26All that rabbit meat coursing through.

00:10:28I ate 45 rabbits.

00:10:29I ate 45 rabbits and I'm ready to party.

00:10:32She's on pre-workout.

00:10:34Incredible.

00:10:35Trojan, that is gonna be your turn.

00:10:36Okay.

00:10:37All right.

00:10:38Okay, I can do fog cloud, which will cover us for an hour, which I think will help us further

00:10:42on,

00:10:43but I don't think I'll, I won't be able to fog cloud and also do an attack, correct?

00:10:45So the question is, does fog cloud make it hard to see out as well?

00:10:48Does it make it hard to see?

00:10:49Yeah, you create a 20-foot radius sphere of fog centered on one point within range.

00:10:53The sphere spreads around corners and its area heavily obscured.

00:10:57It lasts for the duration of an hour.

00:10:59I think that are both hard.

00:11:00So 20-foot, this is a 20-foot radius.

00:11:02So this is how big the fog cloud would be on the battlefield.

00:11:06So you can-

00:11:06Wait, can any of us see through darkness?

00:11:08Because they-

00:11:08Yes, I can.

00:11:09Also, we don't know if they can.

00:11:10They gotta have some sort of eye thing.

00:11:12Their whole thing is based around having an eye.

00:11:14They only have one eye though.

00:11:15Okay, I can either attack who Alaska just hit and try to kill him, but I think since

00:11:20she's far away, I should try to attack Mystique with the boulders over there.

00:11:24Aim for the eye.

00:11:25Aim for the eye, right?

00:11:26Aim for the eye.

00:11:26I'm going to go with the javelin of lightning.

00:11:29Ooh, incredible.

00:11:31Okay.

00:11:31Yep.

00:11:32Does the javelin come back?

00:11:33Let's go get it.

00:11:34It's gonna transform into a bolt of lightning.

00:11:36Each creature in the line to 40.

00:11:37And also does lightning damage plus the thing.

00:11:39Oh, purr.

00:11:40Yeah.

00:11:41Yes.

00:11:41So you would have to go get it again, but right now it's great to use.

00:11:44So, and what this is, this is interesting is you can hit multiple creatures with this.

00:11:49You can line up.

00:11:50So with that, Troianne, you can hit both of these Cyclops.

00:11:54Yes.

00:11:54Hell yeah.

00:11:55We're gonna fuck these guys up.

00:11:57Mm-hmm.

00:11:57And that's actually just, oh my God, this is a better item than I thought.

00:12:00This is actually just one of your two attacks.

00:12:02Yes.

00:12:02So you can do this and then attack with your bow.

00:12:05Yeah.

00:12:06So actually you don't need to roll anything.

00:12:07They need to roll saving throws to try to avoid this.

00:12:10Yes.

00:12:11Um, and they both fail.

00:12:13Yeah.

00:12:14Go ahead and roll 4d6 lightning damage and that'll be dealt to both of them.

00:12:19Yes.

00:12:19Okay.

00:12:20Come on.

00:12:22Three plus six is nine.

00:12:26Plus five is 14.

00:12:29Yes.

00:12:29And it's gonna be a six.

00:12:30I'm telling you it's a six.

00:12:31It's a three out of 17.

00:12:36Incredible.

00:12:37Okay.

00:12:38So then I reach back and I pull my jab one out and I, and I, and I go back

00:12:42on my, on my

00:12:43right leg and I point with this finger towards both of them.

00:12:46Cause I want to get them both an eye shot.

00:12:47And then I throw it and I say the command word.

00:12:50Hasamikalasha.

00:12:51And then it turns into lightning streaks across the icy battlefield.

00:12:57Both of them running backwards and you have an additional attack with your bow.

00:13:01Yes.

00:13:02So then I go and I go, and I'm going to do my arcane shot.

00:13:06And then, so we all, yeah, we don't know how that goes.

00:13:09Um, but, uh, but you point out.

00:13:12How come is Alasha?

00:13:13You all know how that goes?

00:13:14And she reads it and it goes, and it goes, and it goes.

00:13:20She's sounding it out.

00:13:22Okay.

00:13:22So I have to roll my D eight and my D six.

00:13:25Well, yes.

00:13:25Make your attack roll first.

00:13:32What?

00:13:33What?

00:13:33That's a nat one.

00:13:34Um, however, you don't have to expend your arcane shot on a nat one.

00:13:39Okay.

00:13:40So you don't have to waste one of your abilities.

00:13:41Okay.

00:13:42But the arrow flies off and you see that this guy right here that you're firing at takes

00:13:46his ice sword after being hit with the lightning and cuts the arrow in half midair with a speed

00:13:52Oh my God.

00:13:52Unbecoming a creature of his size.

00:13:54Jesus.

00:13:55That's crazy.

00:13:56Any bonus actions from you?

00:13:58Bonus actions?

00:13:59Oh, you're all good.

00:14:00You're, you don't need, you don't need to use your bonus action yet cause you're uninjured.

00:14:03Yeah.

00:14:04Um, amazing.

00:14:04We're going to move forward and initiative after you go, as you fire that arrow, you see that this one,

00:14:13the boulder calls out and the spell engines begin humming.

00:14:18And as they do.

00:14:20Oh no.

00:14:21Uh, he, see, uh, more cold energy begins to move through the channels.

00:14:27Oh God.

00:14:27And as it races forward, it hits and boom, uh, banishes into the ice.

00:14:33And you see, crrr, Mofandrix winces, crrr, as more ice energy is forced into the chamber.

00:14:40And immediately following.

00:14:41We gotta stop these.

00:14:42We do.

00:14:43We really do.

00:14:44Well, I, one of us can fly.

00:14:46Do you want to go ahead and start taking out these towers?

00:14:49I mean, I moved the slow, it would take me forever to climb up here, climb up here,

00:14:52You're really full of excuses.

00:14:54Well, I'm just being honest.

00:14:55I could, I could, I could go.

00:14:57It'll take a long time.

00:14:58Also, aren't you a witch?

00:14:59Can you fly too?

00:15:00All witches can't fly.

00:15:01That's a common misconception.

00:15:02It's actually really racist.

00:15:06We're not all green and we can't all fly.

00:15:09Uh, this cyclops that has been uninjured so far, the other cyclops are sort of on the

00:15:14back foot as you're raining lightning and ax strikes down on them.

00:15:18This one is going to walk right towards, uh, princess.

00:15:22And it's going to take two swings.

00:15:24Oh.

00:15:25We're gonna find out how strong these people are.

00:15:26Girl.

00:15:27Okay.

00:15:28Um, he swings.

00:15:29Why'd you say okay like that?

00:15:30Why'd you do that?

00:15:32Let's bring out behind those mountains.

00:15:36Striking twice.

00:15:37This one only hits once.

00:15:39Okay.

00:15:39But still.

00:15:40Ooh.

00:15:41What?

00:15:42The sound effects.

00:15:43Brennan.

00:15:45And deals 27 points of damage to princess.

00:15:50What?

00:15:50Uh, however, you are raging.

00:15:52He said 27.

00:15:52You're raging.

00:15:53So you only take 13 points of damage.

00:15:56Oh my gosh.

00:15:57This is why princess is good to be raging on the front line.

00:16:00However, even princess raging, you know that is a mighty blow.

00:16:04Yes.

00:16:04And he missed with one of them.

00:16:05I want to point out, the reason why I'm standing even far back, 27, I have 38 points.

00:16:09Two, if two of those connects, I would be dead.

00:16:11Okay, we get it.

00:16:11We get it.

00:16:12So I'm not trying to separate myself for, I'll be of no use if I'm up front.

00:16:16Gertrude is a pick me.

00:16:19Can we?

00:16:20You know what?

00:16:21Throw up front.

00:16:21Let's see what happens then, y'all.

00:16:22I do something else.

00:16:24I do have another question, Brennan.

00:16:25What's that?

00:16:26Can we use my dad to throw, so he can throw an arrow to hit one of these levers?

00:16:31Ooh, I think he absolutely could.

00:16:35Oh.

00:16:35I think that's a great idea.

00:16:37However, it is now Twyla's turn.

00:16:39Okay.

00:16:40And so Twyla, you look forward and see the princess has just taken this big attack and have seen now

00:16:44what these sort of machines are set up to do.

00:16:47What would you like to do?

00:16:48Okay, who just hit my sister?

00:16:50This guy here just hit princess.

00:16:52Well, I don't really know what I'm doing, but I'm going to do.

00:16:55This is what I'm going to do.

00:16:56Yes.

00:16:57Okay, because it's my first move.

00:16:59Yes.

00:17:00I know that with the Dread Ambusher, I get an extra move.

00:17:06Yes.

00:17:06And I already get two moves.

00:17:08Oh, that's right.

00:17:09And actually, this is very significant because your first round of combat is very, very powerful.

00:17:13Right.

00:17:14So what Dread Ambusher allows you to do is at the start of your first turn of each combat, your

00:17:20speed increases.

00:17:21Plus 10.

00:17:22And then if you take the attack action, you can make an additional weapon attack and you deal an extra

00:17:271d8 damage on that hit.

00:17:30So I think you definitely want to attack this person.

00:17:34I'm totally going to attack.

00:17:36But before I start the attack, I would like to place the hunter's mark on that specific person.

00:17:42Because that's going to deal more damage, correct?

00:17:45A ton of damage will be dealt.

00:17:47Yes, absolutely.

00:17:48Yeah, you should be.

00:17:49Incredible.

00:17:50Oh, this is not season one.

00:17:52We have come here for real.

00:17:53Yes, honey.

00:17:54Come here for real.

00:17:54Who would you like to place your hunter's mark on?

00:17:57The one that hit my sister.

00:17:59Okay, great.

00:18:00Oh, let me say.

00:18:01Or should I do the two-headed one?

00:18:03Kill one.

00:18:04If you can.

00:18:05Because you know I hate two-headed hoes.

00:18:06Let me see here.

00:18:07Two-faced ass bitch.

00:18:09Two-faced ass.

00:18:10No, actually, you know what?

00:18:11You're all good.

00:18:12He's a perfectly valid target.

00:18:14I'm going to put this hunter's mark around his neck so we know he's your target.

00:18:17Go ahead and give me three attack rolls.

00:18:20Work.

00:18:21I can't believe I got a nat one.

00:18:22That's crazy.

00:18:23Go ahead, Juju.

00:18:23Well, nat one set you up for nat 20 next time.

00:18:25Yeah, nat 20.

00:18:26Come on, Juju.

00:18:27Do that little spell you did.

00:18:29What about the colossal?

00:18:30That wasn't the same thing.

00:18:31No, that's the one that makes you go to the bathroom.

00:18:33Oh shit, bye, Omri.

00:18:37Eight.

00:18:38Eight, and then you're going to add plus 11, which is a 19.

00:18:41Nineteen.

00:18:42Nineteen hits.

00:18:43You hit on your first attack.

00:18:44Go ahead and roll again.

00:18:45Okay.

00:18:46Oh, you don't have to come in.

00:18:48Eleven.

00:18:48Twenty-two.

00:18:49That is a hit as well.

00:18:50Go ahead and roll your third attack.

00:18:51You get three on that front.

00:18:52Come on, Julissa.

00:18:54Ten.

00:18:55Okay, and 21 also hits.

00:18:56You hit all three times.

00:18:58I'm going to hand you some dice because you're about to roll a truly staggering amount of dice.

00:19:02Yes!

00:19:03Okay, great.

00:19:04Damage hard.

00:19:04Do I got to tell you that I'm using the Bow of Seelie?

00:19:06Yes, you're using the Bow of Seelie.

00:19:08So I'm going to go ahead and hand you some extra dice.

00:19:10Guys, you're going to want your D8 and your D6 as well.

00:19:14I feel like with the Bow of Seelie as you strike it, you should say, you sure is.

00:19:22And I'm going to hand you, I'm going to hand you all these extra dice.

00:19:26So you get an X.

00:19:27So you have D8 and D6.

00:19:29You're doing three attacks.

00:19:31So it's three D8 and three D6.

00:19:33Oh my gosh.

00:19:34You get another D8 from Dread Ambusher.

00:19:37Fuck them up!

00:19:37You're going to roll all of the dice in your hands and then you're going to add for three attacks

00:19:40plus 18.

00:19:42Fuck the hell.

00:19:43Oh my gosh.

00:19:44So I just rolled these once right now.

00:19:45All of those at once and you add them all up.

00:19:48Okay.

00:19:48Here we go.

00:19:49Let's do them all at the same time.

00:19:50All at the same time.

00:19:51Okay.

00:19:52Hell yeah, that's the easiest.

00:19:55Hey God, it's Choo Choo.

00:20:01Okay.

00:20:02Eight plus one is nine.

00:20:04Plus two is 11.

00:20:06Plus four.

00:20:0715.

00:20:08Plus five.

00:20:0920.

00:20:10Plus 23.

00:20:1128.

00:20:12All right.

00:20:1228.

00:20:13Plus 18.

00:20:14Plus 18.

00:20:1538.

00:20:16That's 46 points of damage.

00:20:19Uh-huh.

00:20:19And?

00:20:20Twyla, you put your hunter's mark right on that Cyclops as he leans forward.

00:20:25Rawr.

00:20:26And two, two, two.

00:20:27Three arrows unleash.

00:20:29Thud.

00:20:29Boom.

00:20:30Chest, neck.

00:20:30Right into the shoulder.

00:20:32Rawr.

00:20:33These are powerful blows.

00:20:35You see that none of the Cyclops in front of you look as though they are badly bloodied right now.

00:20:40But all of them have sustained meaningful injury.

00:20:43You see that as he roars in front of you, taking that damage, he turns and wheels his head to

00:20:48you.

00:20:50I'll bury you in the ice with this cursed dragon.

00:20:54I think he might be in a rage too, girl.

00:20:56Twyla, that is your turn.

00:20:58Do you have any movement?

00:20:58Would you like to move anywhere?

00:21:00I think I should, uh...

00:21:01Maybe go upward?

00:21:02I could fly.

00:21:03I could fly up.

00:21:03Can I still use the extra distance?

00:21:06Yes, you still have 10 extra feet of movement.

00:21:07That's correct.

00:21:08I would like to go 40 feet up, because I know I have 30.

00:21:1140 feet straight up.

00:21:12Flying to the sky.

00:21:13Hell yes.

00:21:14Okay.

00:21:14I am no longer trying to go.

00:21:17And he could look up my skirt if he needs to.

00:21:21Well, not right above him, because I still need it.

00:21:23All right, here we go, Twyla.

00:21:25You are going to go 40 feet straight up.

00:21:30Straight up.

00:21:31Should I go straight up or should I go like over there?

00:21:34Well, I don't know.

00:21:35You just start turning.

00:21:36I don't know if we're going through that and then maybe that.

00:21:39So you'll be closer.

00:21:40I think the...

00:21:41We're trying to get these, so it drops.

00:21:43We want to hit these.

00:21:45The little levers.

00:21:46Do we want to hit the...

00:21:47Wait, I feel like it's these, then these.

00:21:49We're going to find out.

00:21:50Yeah.

00:21:51Yeah, you do see those levers up on top.

00:21:53Look the most animated.

00:21:55The knobs.

00:21:56The knobs.

00:21:57What are these?

00:21:57Knobs.

00:21:58And these are the little ones.

00:21:59And I'm going to hand one over to you here.

00:22:01Alaska, would you be kind enough to throw one of these in this track right here?

00:22:05Oh, gee.

00:22:05Alaska, who are you working with here?

00:22:10Y'all see her.

00:22:11She is just like this.

00:22:11Oh, you were so excited to put that one up in there.

00:22:14Oh, God.

00:22:15That's so cool.

00:22:16Oh, God.

00:22:20There he goes.

00:22:21It passes over the closed chute and continues all the way down towards the dragon and vanishes.

00:22:26The Etten in front of you, the main cyclops, is going to, you see, takes a bite out of this

00:22:32snow cone and raises this club.

00:22:34Not a snow cone.

00:22:35He stopped by the mall.

00:22:36Grabbed a little snow cone.

00:22:37A little snack.

00:22:38After this, me and my boys are going to Orange Julius.

00:22:42And he's going to swing twice on Princess.

00:22:44Ooh, now on Princess.

00:22:46He connects twice.

00:22:47Ooh.

00:22:47What?

00:22:48No.

00:22:49Why is he aiming for Princess so much?

00:22:50Well, Princess did come up and just thud that axe into it a couple times.

00:22:54She did.

00:22:54Wait, can your dad heal, do some healing?

00:22:56We do have the bone bra.

00:22:58We have the bone bra.

00:22:58I think we should save it.

00:22:59Yeah, not yet.

00:23:00Well, let's find out how, well, he's taking deep breaths.

00:23:02Is Roy's healing more like when we're resting?

00:23:05I think so.

00:23:06We can ask him.

00:23:07I've been snacking this whole time.

00:23:09Eat.

00:23:10I snack when I'm stressed.

00:23:13You take 17 damage, have to eight, and then 19 damage, have to nine.

00:23:18So all together, you take just 17 points of damage from both attacks.

00:23:23Okay.

00:23:23Just 17.

00:23:25Oh my God.

00:23:26I'm doing math over here.

00:23:28Okay.

00:23:29Should I get a nosebleed?

00:23:31How's Princess looking after getting hit by two of these Cyclops?

00:23:34Uh, she has 41 points left.

00:23:36So she's like bleeding.

00:23:40Yeah.

00:23:40And she's bruised, but she's like so pissed that she like doesn't care.

00:23:45She's battered, but she's not broken.

00:23:47Uh, Roy is going to turn to you, Troianne, and go, Sugar, I can try to hit some of these

00:23:52levers up here, but your friend's looking pretty hurt.

00:23:54What do you want me to do?

00:23:55Can he heal?

00:23:56He can heal, but I think we need to, we're trying to.

00:23:58She's pretty good for now.

00:23:59Yeah, she's, you know, you're not, well, let's, let's, let's.

00:24:01Well, she said it herself.

00:24:02Yeah.

00:24:03She said that we should save it.

00:24:04Okay.

00:24:05Yeah, I'm fine for now.

00:24:06I feel like he's, this.

00:24:08And also she also has.

00:24:09We need to turn these fucking levers off.

00:24:10And Orb, and Orb is going to probably come out of here next.

00:24:12So I feel like we should have him shoot an arrow to pull that lever.

00:24:15You two are also a great marksman.

00:24:17But here's, can I, can I point something out?

00:24:19That one went first.

00:24:20No, that one went first.

00:24:21No, this one went first.

00:24:22No, this one went first.

00:24:23This one's next.

00:24:24We need to turn this off.

00:24:25So is it going to keep going?

00:24:27Yeah.

00:24:28So like that one's going to be.

00:24:29We're going to do reverse, reverse.

00:24:30We're going to go back to the last one.

00:24:31Yeah.

00:24:32So like if, if we try to go for this one and he doesn't make it here in time and

00:24:36this one

00:24:36releases, why don't we go for the ones that just happened?

00:24:39No, but he, he, he could do it now.

00:24:40I mean, it always, he'll, if we flip this and he'll just skip to the next one anyway.

00:24:44Oh, he can do it now?

00:24:44He can.

00:24:45He just asked me what, what should he do?

00:24:47Oh, Roy.

00:24:47Roy just did.

00:24:48He should, he should shoot an arrow at this little switch.

00:24:51Yeah.

00:24:51I think this will stop the.

00:24:53And which one is he closest to?

00:24:54The power from the path.

00:24:54He's closest to this one right here.

00:24:55He's closest to that one.

00:24:56Roy is right up in the mix with these Cyclops too.

00:24:59So he's going to look over and say, I'll do my best.

00:25:01Do you want me to hit the switch or try to hit that wheel up on top?

00:25:04The wheel.

00:25:05But the wheel.

00:25:06It's the wheel.

00:25:07The wheel will close it off.

00:25:08The level will make it fall through so it won't go down.

00:25:10It's the wheel.

00:25:11I think it's the wheel.

00:25:12I'm with her.

00:25:13It's the wheel.

00:25:13So what are these for then?

00:25:15If that doesn't work, you do the lever.

00:25:17We're outvoted.

00:25:18Do the wheel.

00:25:18You see that, yeah.

00:25:19Roy, so looking out, I think that you feel like both of them might be helpful, but you definitely

00:25:25can see that hitting the lever is going to be a way easier shot than hitting the wheel

00:25:29up on top.

00:25:30But they're both helpful.

00:25:31So what do you want Roy to hit?

00:25:33So do you want a sure thing or do you want, I think the sure thing.

00:25:36Okay.

00:25:36All right.

00:25:37He said all right.

00:25:39You hear that?

00:25:41So Roy turns his back to the Cyclops here.

00:25:45He's like, all right.

00:25:46Turns his back to the Cyclops and it's going to take a swing.

00:25:48He gets two shots and he's going to roll.

00:25:51But do they have to be the same target?

00:25:52They don't have to.

00:25:53He could take two shots.

00:25:54He could take a shot at both.

00:25:55Maybe on his second one.

00:25:56We'll see if he hits.

00:25:57He's got two attacks.

00:25:58He's going to go for the lever first.

00:26:01Oh God.

00:26:02Is the lever going to roll?

00:26:03Box of Doom.

00:26:04A saving throw.

00:26:06He hits the lever on a nine or higher.

00:26:08It's armor class is only 15.

00:26:10So he's going to roll.

00:26:11Hit the lever.

00:26:12Sadly, Roy misses on that first one.

00:26:15Hit the lever.

00:26:15Bad news.

00:26:16Bad news, daddy.

00:26:17All right.

00:26:17Here's the last one.

00:26:1916 hits.

00:26:20Okay.

00:26:21You're about to get clubbed like a baby seal on the back of the head.

00:26:23Oh my gosh.

00:26:25Sorry.

00:26:26You want to talk about aquatic animals like that?

00:26:29Okay.

00:26:31So, Roy hits that lever and immediately after Roy's turn, Bob, I'm going to need you to

00:26:37put a little blue one right in front of you if you'd be so kind.

00:26:40Oh God.

00:26:41No.

00:26:42Wait, so he hit the lever.

00:26:43What did it do?

00:26:44What happened?

00:26:45Oh, here.

00:26:45And you see that chute opens up.

00:26:47So go ahead and put a blue one right in there for me.

00:26:49Did Roy just activate this?

00:26:51You have guessed how it moves around.

00:26:53Yeah.

00:26:54So he got it right in the nick of time.

00:26:55So I'm going to put this in here.

00:26:57Put that right in there?

00:26:58My nails.

00:26:58Hold on.

00:27:01With the functionalities.

00:27:03There we go.

00:27:04It begins to spin around, going around the course.

00:27:06As it arrives there, the arrow flies from Roy as this icy energy comes and vanishes,

00:27:12plops to the ground.

00:27:13Yeah.

00:27:13And as it hits the ground underneath, and you see this creature.

00:27:18Oh God.

00:27:19A little icy.

00:27:22It's so cute.

00:27:23It's not cute.

00:27:25Yes it is.

00:27:26Tops down, looks at you, Gertrude, that is right nearest to it.

00:27:28What's the vibe Gertrude's giving this little thing?

00:27:30Okay.

00:27:31First of all, I look over to the...

00:27:32It kind of reminds me of the Mucinex monster.

00:27:37It's very much giving that vibe.

00:27:39And he's looking at me.

00:27:40I'm looking at him.

00:27:41We're looking at each other.

00:27:42And we both go...

00:27:47Incredible.

00:27:48Perfect.

00:27:49Perfect.

00:27:49Okay.

00:27:50So moving in initiative, we're going to have another one of our Cyclopses go at this point.

00:27:54Oh God.

00:27:55This one up here with the boulder takes a look at Twyla.

00:27:59Floating up in the air and it's going to hurl a boulder at him.

00:28:01Oh my God.

00:28:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:28:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:28:05Twice.

00:28:05Can you do something?

00:28:06I might be able to do something.

00:28:07I think I have something I might be able to do.

00:28:08Can I do something?

00:28:08I can't do anything.

00:28:09It's not my turn yet.

00:28:10You've used your turn.

00:28:11Oh my goodness.

00:28:12Why?

00:28:12Twyla.

00:28:13Twyla praise.

00:28:15You see this thing takes this boulder up and it's going to toss it.

00:28:18But hurls...

00:28:20Depth perception is not a strong suit of these Cyclops.

00:28:24Oh right, yeah.

00:28:25So you see what was going to be a nat 20 is not a critical, but does still hit Twyla.

00:28:32You are going to take a bunch of damage.

00:28:35Can I ask a question before we find out it hits?

00:28:37Yes.

00:28:37Is shield a reaction or an action?

00:28:39Shield is a reaction, but unfortunately you can only use it on yourself.

00:28:42You got it.

00:28:42Okay.

00:28:43Here we go.

00:28:44Oh shit.

00:28:46Jesus, I'm so sorry.

00:28:48Oh!

00:28:48I'm rolling very well and I don't necessarily want to be.

00:28:51Oh my God.

00:28:52Twyla, you take 34 points of damage.

00:28:55Oh!

00:28:55Are you going to be dead?

00:28:5652 minus 34 is...

00:28:59Is that 28?

00:29:00It's 18.

00:29:01Oh!

00:29:02We have to heal.

00:29:03Okay, yeah.

00:29:04So Twyla, you soar up and a boulder comes rocketing at you.

00:29:08Boom!

00:29:09And smashes into your body for a tremendous amount of damage.

00:29:13Cyclops goes...

00:29:15And I go...

00:29:16I go...

00:29:19No, don't recognize your tears.

00:29:23You came into our dungeon.

00:29:25To be fair, we did kind of throw him the capital.

00:29:31Gertrude, it's going to be your turn.

00:29:35Okay, so...

00:29:36Girl, get these fireballs popping, baby.

00:29:37I feel like I need to...

00:29:38Okay, I'm going to talk about what I have.

00:29:40So I don't even know if this is a thing, but I have something called suggestion.

00:29:43Yeah.

00:29:44Now I can suggest a course of activity, limited to a sentence or two,

00:29:48and magically influence a creature.

00:29:49So I could be like, I think those other guys are, like, coming for you.

00:29:54And, like, you should fight them.

00:29:56Oh, it's giving a...

00:29:57Yeah.

00:29:58I heard...

00:29:58I heard a rumor.

00:29:59Yeah.

00:30:00I also have something called Hound of Ill Omen.

00:30:03Okay.

00:30:03So the Hound of Ill Omen is just an additional creature on the battlefield fighting for us.

00:30:09Okay.

00:30:09So I could try to turn one of them against the other.

00:30:12Of course, they will get a chance to do a saving throw.

00:30:15The suggestion must be worded in such a manner as to make the course of action sound reasonable.

00:30:19So would it be reasonable to be like...

00:30:21I just think that there's a chance, like, one of these guys might think you're...

00:30:24That presses the boundary of the spell.

00:30:26But I would allow you to make a persuasion roll as part of the spell to get them to do

00:30:30something that hostile.

00:30:31Do you have high persuasion?

00:30:32And my persuasion is plus eight.

00:30:33What's yours? Is that high?

00:30:34Two.

00:30:35So it's high.

00:30:36Okay.

00:30:36But it's a big commitment.

00:30:38It's a full action to cast that suggestion.

00:30:40Oh, good idea.

00:30:40Ask him to turn off one of the things.

00:30:42And that would keep him busy?

00:30:43Like, go over and turn that lever?

00:30:45Oh, that could...

00:30:46Yeah, because that would ask him to hurt himself.

00:30:47I ask him to just...

00:30:48Yeah, you're not asking him to hurt himself or his friends by asking him to turn the engine off.

00:30:52Mm-hmm.

00:30:53That's a good idea.

00:30:54So the target must make a wisdom saving throw on a failed save.

00:30:57It pursues the course of action you described to the best of its ability.

00:31:00The suggested course of action can continue for an entire duration.

00:31:02And if the suggested activity can be completed on a shorter time,

00:31:05the spell ends when the subject finishes what it is asked to do.

00:31:08I'll also point out while you're trying to choose, summoning the Hound of Ill Omen is a bonus action.

00:31:13So you can do both of those in the same time.

00:31:15Oh, okay.

00:31:15And I think we've made our decision here today.

00:31:18But also, don't you have the fireball thing next to you who can hit multiple targets?

00:31:21Because that thing next to you, we don't know what that thing does next to you.

00:31:23What is it going to do?

00:31:24He might be our friend.

00:31:25I gotta feel that he's very weak.

00:31:27Yeah.

00:31:28I mean, sizes and everything.

00:31:29But he's not giving particularly strong and powerful.

00:31:33Still?

00:31:34Okay.

00:31:34Yeah, I think your thing, the persuasion and the, sorry, the talking and the Hound.

00:31:40So the Hellhound is happening for sure.

00:31:42We know that for sure.

00:31:42The other question is, am I going to use, uh, so many.

00:31:47Not to brag.

00:31:48So many spells.

00:31:49Am I going to use, uh, what's my one?

00:31:52What kind of spell are you looking for?

00:31:53Eldritch Blast.

00:31:54Eldritch Blast.

00:31:55Eldritch Blast.

00:31:55You should do the one that you're really good at.

00:31:57Um, the, um, the gaslighting one.

00:31:58Shut the fuck up, bitch.

00:31:59So Eldritch Blast is, so Eldritch Blast will, so what's going to happen is I can try to suggest

00:32:04that he either wait a round, like, hey, wait, don't do anything.

00:32:09Use up your next round.

00:32:10You need to, you really need to be thinking about how you're going to attack us.

00:32:12Yeah.

00:32:12Don't just go in like that.

00:32:14Think about it.

00:32:15Waste a turn or try to flick one of these switches.

00:32:18I think we're going to get him to flick that, to, to shut it off.

00:32:22But look how far it is.

00:32:23He has to go away.

00:32:23But that'll take him time to go and do that.

00:32:25All right.

00:32:25That'll probably take, he'll probably lose his turn.

00:32:27What are you talking about?

00:32:27Well, let's get the one.

00:32:29Okay.

00:32:29Well, this one hasn't attacked yet.

00:32:30This is the only one that's attacked yet.

00:32:30So we should make him.

00:32:31Yes.

00:32:31It's going to be his turn next.

00:32:32So I'm going to use suggestion to tell him to, to say, I'm going to say, I get, I get

00:32:39two, one or two, I get one or two sentences.

00:32:41So I'm going to say, look behind you.

00:32:44Don't you want to reverse the engine?

00:32:46He's going to make this, I believe it's a wisdom saving throw.

00:32:49Oh God.

00:32:49Your DC is 16.

00:32:53What's DC?

00:32:54Your spell save DC.

00:32:55Destiny.

00:32:56And here's the funniest, here's one of the great things here.

00:32:58So picking your spells also based as a little bit of D&D strategy, picking your spells based

00:33:04on the saving throws you expect your enemies to be bad at is a big part of your strategy.

00:33:10And you have asked these big lumbering giants to make a wisdom saving throw.

00:33:14And they're not very smart.

00:33:15They're stupid.

00:33:16So he's going to make a saving throw.

00:33:18Well, one of them does have two brains.

00:33:20He's probably the smartest of the first.

00:33:21You actually do get the sensation that you would have to convince that guy twice.

00:33:25Yeah.

00:33:26You see that this, the one with the sword who was very fast and looks frightening to you,

00:33:31he looks over.

00:33:34To beat a 16, this Cyclops needs to roll an 18.

00:33:39Okay.

00:33:40He gets a minus two to these saving throws.

00:33:43So on an 18, 19, or 20, he saves.

00:33:48Brennan Sutherland.

00:33:49He rolled a 17.

00:33:50Oh!

00:33:51Oh my God!

00:33:53What's on your hands?

00:33:56They deflated the football.

00:33:58Stop it.

00:33:59What in the Tom Brady is going on?

00:34:02So what is the wording of your suggestion?

00:34:03What do you say to this Cyclops?

00:34:04As I say, look behind you.

00:34:05Don't you want to reverse that engine?

00:34:08I'm talking about that one right there.

00:34:09See, he turns and goes,

00:34:12You think that I'm so stupid that I would...

00:34:17This, wait, this is reverse psychology.

00:34:19So you think I'm not going to do what you say.

00:34:22So there's some reason you want me not to turn the engine.

00:34:26Good luck.

00:34:27I'm turning the engine no matter what you want me to do.

00:34:30Work.

00:34:30And it is his turn, and he is going to leap over these sort of tunnels here.

00:34:36This is difficult terrain for him.

00:34:37And you observe something new about the battlefield,

00:34:39which is these massive giants have to move slowly and carefully over these tracks.

00:34:45Don't forget Hound of Illumin, because she's coming.

00:34:47She is coming.

00:34:48That is correct.

00:34:48So with a speed of 30, this is difficult terrain.

00:34:51Our friend only makes it 15 feet.

00:34:54So he goes 5, 10, 15, gets up here.

00:34:57And as he gets up there, you see the engine, boom, right after him.

00:35:02And it begins to roll down.

00:35:03However, him moving towards it, you see, boom, the ice...

00:35:09There's another little buddy going to hit the ground.

00:35:11Well, you see, as it hits, you see there is another little imp,

00:35:14but it explodes upon hitting him.

00:35:17He is going to take 2d10 ice damage.

00:35:20He takes 11 damage.

00:35:23Yes.

00:35:24Oh, word.

00:35:24And he has to make a constitution saving throw,

00:35:27which he succeeds on as he is almost frozen to the spot

00:35:31by this ice magic rolling down the track.

00:35:35Wow.

00:35:36Incredible.

00:35:36So avoid these, y'all.

00:35:38Don't stand on these.

00:35:39Mm-hmm.

00:35:39Now we know.

00:35:40Yeah.

00:35:40Don't stand on the one that's going to be going next.

00:35:42Oh, wait, can I move?

00:35:43You can move, yeah.

00:35:44I feel like I should just scoot back a little bit.

00:35:46I'm also so close to this thing.

00:35:47No, I'm going to scoot back into him.

00:35:49Yeah.

00:35:49Okay, whoa.

00:35:50Okay.

00:35:51Okay.

00:35:52This one is...

00:35:54Not for a while.

00:35:55We just have one, two.

00:35:56So Gertrude moves at the same rate as them.

00:35:5830 feet.

00:35:5930 feet.

00:36:00So I'm going to try to jump up here.

00:36:02I'm probably not as athletic.

00:36:03Great.

00:36:04Go ahead.

00:36:04I'm going to ask for a DC 15 athletics check.

00:36:07Why are you trying to get up there?

00:36:08Because they get away from them, Monet.

00:36:10I need to create distance.

00:36:11Oh, my God.

00:36:12So what do I roll?

00:36:13You're going to roll a d20 and add your athletics.

00:36:16Okay.

00:36:16My athletics are a plus one.

00:36:18So you need a 14 or higher?

00:36:19Wow.

00:36:20Athlete.

00:36:21Let's go.

00:36:24Oh, my God.

00:36:26This is one.

00:36:27Are you a joke?

00:36:28Oh, my God.

00:36:29I came to the battle in Crocs.

00:36:30Are you a joke?

00:36:31And they're not even in sports mode.

00:36:33I do hate to do it.

00:36:35I do hate to do it.

00:36:35You get up there and get your hands on the ledge.

00:36:37It's really slippy.

00:36:38It's cold in here.

00:36:39And you slip, fall, take three points of damage.

00:36:43Oh, my God.

00:36:44And hit the deck prone.

00:36:45I'm like, she grabs on, and she's trying to, like, pull it up, but her hands just slip.

00:36:51She hits down, just knocks the wind out of her.

00:36:54She's like, ah!

00:36:55God!

00:36:57God!

00:36:57You should've been like Kyla.

00:36:58It's wild.

00:36:58It's like, I didn't fall.

00:36:59Oh, shit!

00:37:00Yes!

00:37:01The gaslighter.

00:37:03As you ride on the ground, your hound of ill omen shows up.

00:37:07He goes, licked my wound.

00:37:10Is everything all right?

00:37:11It's really not.

00:37:12That really hurt.

00:37:14No, you can't be jumping.

00:37:15She's trying to traverse buildings.

00:37:17Is she the old lady, too?

00:37:18Like, what?

00:37:18Was that three damage I took?

00:37:20Oh, you took three damage, yes.

00:37:21Why?

00:37:22But just three damage, Carl?

00:37:23You're good.

00:37:25She has four damage.

00:37:26She has four total.

00:37:29That's her writhing on the ground.

00:37:31Your hound of ill omen, you pick one target for them to attack consistently throughout the battle.

00:37:36Who would you like your hound to attack?

00:37:37Okay, so I feel like this one's taking the most damage so far, with the 100's mark.

00:37:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:41But this one is going to be probably the strongest and the smartest.

00:37:44And he's next.

00:37:44And he's also been hit.

00:37:45Mm-hmm.

00:37:46So I'm going to go for the big dog.

00:37:48I'm going to go for the boss.

00:37:49Your hound of ill omen, this spectral wolf of graveyards and haunted places, leaps forward

00:37:57and is going to attack this central cyclops.

00:38:00Go ahead and roll an attack roll for me as the wolf attacks.

00:38:03And I believe, also because Princess is up in the mix, that this creature may have pack tactics.

00:38:09He does.

00:38:09So you're going to roll with advantage because Princess is fighting by the side.

00:38:14Eleven.

00:38:15Okay.

00:38:16Eleven.

00:38:17Okay.

00:38:17Eleven plus five.

00:38:18That hits.

00:38:18You might crit.

00:38:19So we'll see if you get it.

00:38:21Nine.

00:38:21No.

00:38:22Okay.

00:38:22So that is a hit.

00:38:23Please roll 2d6.

00:38:25Let me get a d6 from you.

00:38:26Okay.

00:38:27Plus three damage for me.

00:38:29Okay.

00:38:302d6.

00:38:32Three and a one.

00:38:33Oh, four.

00:38:34Okay.

00:38:34Plus three is seven.

00:38:36So you deal seven damage to that first cyclops.

00:38:39Every bit counts.

00:38:41And you see that your wolf tries to pull him to the ground.

00:38:45The cyclops successfully resists this sort of strength saving throw as the Hound of the Loman attempts to take him

00:38:51to the ground.

00:38:52Got it.

00:38:52We are going to continue on in the initiative order.

00:38:56We need to heal her soon, right?

00:38:57Who?

00:38:58How many points do you have?

00:38:58Where are you at?

00:38:59I got 18.

00:39:01But I can heal myself.

00:39:02Unless somebody can heal.

00:39:03Can somebody heal me?

00:39:04We have the broth.

00:39:05We have the broth.

00:39:06Yeah.

00:39:07I'm so thirsty.

00:39:09What if you can heal yourself?

00:39:10We don't want to waste the broth.

00:39:11Who's thirsty and drinks broth?

00:39:14Asians.

00:39:16Moving in the initiative order, we've had our last, we just had this one go here.

00:39:22We're back at the top with Princess and Troianne.

00:39:25Okay, Princess.

00:39:26All right.

00:39:28What are we doing?

00:39:29So Two-Hitty just got hit.

00:39:30I should keep hitting that guy.

00:39:31Yeah, he's been hit twice already.

00:39:33The dog bit him, took off 11.

00:39:34You hit him.

00:39:35Are you always in rage?

00:39:37Like, is rage mode the whole time?

00:39:39I'm still in rage.

00:39:40That's my secret.

00:39:41I'm always in rage.

00:39:41Now you can frenzy.

00:39:43Oh!

00:39:44Frenzy, which is like a bonus action.

00:39:46Mm-hmm.

00:39:46Which hurts them more.

00:39:48Yes.

00:39:48It basically gives Princess another attack.

00:39:51Oh, what?

00:39:51Like, she can attack three times in a round.

00:39:54I mean, I might as well just beat the shit out of him, right?

00:39:56Hell yeah.

00:39:56I would keep swinging if I were you.

00:39:58Okay.

00:39:58The two-headed one, right?

00:39:59Yes.

00:40:00Double-header.

00:40:00That seems to be the strongest one.

00:40:01So go ahead and you can roll that three times.

00:40:03You get three attacks.

00:40:05All right.

00:40:0816.

00:40:09Okay.

00:40:09That's a hit.

00:40:1016 plus nine is a hit.

00:40:15Three.

00:40:15Three plus nine is not a hit.

00:40:18No!

00:40:19This is gonna hit.

00:40:20Third attack.

00:40:21Seven.

00:40:22That is a hit as well.

00:40:23Here we go.

00:40:24So go ahead and roll 2d12 plus 16.

00:40:28Okay.

00:40:30One.

00:40:31Jesus Christ.

00:40:33Here we go.

00:40:33Fuck these Cyclopses.

00:40:34Right.

00:40:35I don't know!

00:40:37Six.

00:40:38Okay.

00:40:38Six and one is seven.

00:40:40Plus 16 is 23.

00:40:42Okay.

00:40:43You deal 23 points of damage.

00:40:45Twice though, right?

00:40:46Or no, just in total.

00:40:4723 points in total.

00:40:49Boom!

00:40:50As you're thudding your axe, just trading blows back and forth.

00:40:54You look and see this massive Cyclops towering over you and goes, I have not been injured like this in

00:41:02some years, brother.

00:41:03This other head turns not in many years.

00:41:06We will remember you after you die.

00:41:11That's kind of nice.

00:41:13Yeah.

00:41:13The other one says like, respect to your strength and prowess.

00:41:18It will be a tragedy to destroy you.

00:41:21And Princess, you see that it sort of raises this club overhead.

00:41:24Troianne, that is your turn.

00:41:26Okay.

00:41:26Don't let him hit her.

00:41:27So I'm going to go with my arcane shot.

00:41:28Okay, great.

00:41:29So I'm going to do the grasping arrow.

00:41:31Hell yeah.

00:41:32It also says I gain a plus two bonus to attack rolls with my ranged weapon.

00:41:38That is factored in already.

00:41:39That is why your attacks are so good.

00:41:42Got it.

00:41:42So yeah, go ahead and roll an attack roll.

00:41:44Are you attacking this central one right here?

00:41:46Okay, great.

00:41:47Go for it.

00:41:47I can't do Hell or Tribuque only for myself.

00:41:49It's only for you.

00:41:50Yes, that's correct.

00:41:51He hasn't attacked yet.

00:41:52No, he did.

00:41:52He hit Princess.

00:41:53He's the one that hit Princess first.

00:41:54But it's going to come back to his turn soon.

00:41:57Yeah, right, right, right.

00:41:57Yes, it's going to come back to his turn soon.

00:41:58After me?

00:41:59Yes, correct.

00:42:03Four plus 11 hits.

00:42:0515 hits.

00:42:06Okay.

00:42:07Go ahead and roll damage.

00:42:08And you're doing your grasping shot.

00:42:09Yeah, I'm doing my grasping shot.

00:42:10So 2d6.

00:42:11So you're going to add 1d8 plus 2d6 plus 6.

00:42:15Okay.

00:42:161d8.

00:42:17Five.

00:42:18Five.

00:42:18Okay.

00:42:19Plus 2d6.

00:42:20Two six-sided dice.

00:42:22Here you go.

00:42:22All right.

00:42:23I'm going to do it together.

00:42:24I think together is...

00:42:25Together.

00:42:26Nothing helped me last time.

00:42:27We're happening and we're singing and we're together.

00:42:29Five.

00:42:30Five.

00:42:31And you rolled five on the first die.

00:42:32So that's 10 plus 6.

00:42:33You deal 16 points of damage to the leader of this band of Cyclops.

00:42:39And as you do...

00:42:40I mean...

00:42:41At least annoyed.

00:42:43Can we at least hurt his feelings?

00:42:45I will say, after Princess's strikes in this first one, especially as the arrow grasped

00:42:50around him, he's now...

00:42:51You see he coughs up some blood and appears to be bleeding internally pretty massively.

00:42:56That is only your first attack, Trojan.

00:42:58Yeah, and I got my second one now.

00:43:00Uh, yes you do.

00:43:01Also, I believe with that grasping arrow, so his speed is reduced by 10 and he's going

00:43:06to take slashing damage the first time on each turn that he moves.

00:43:11Unless he uses an action to remove them with an athletics check.

00:43:14But he would have to use his whole turn getting the brambles off.

00:43:17Great.

00:43:18You have your second attack.

00:43:19What would you like to attack?

00:43:20Okay, here's the thing, y'all.

00:43:21I can use my net.

00:43:24Since Miss Thing has to take a turn to unrestrain himself for my thing, so that's...

00:43:28He's good.

00:43:29I can use my net to restrain Miss Boldafloor over here.

00:43:32Ooh, hell yes.

00:43:33Or I can say...

00:43:34Or what?

00:43:35No, because then he will...

00:43:36At least those who cannot attack this round.

00:43:38Yeah.

00:43:39I only have to worry about one and two.

00:43:40Okay, fair.

00:43:41Okay, so I'm going to do my net.

00:43:43Hell yeah.

00:43:43Go ahead and make your attack roll with the net.

00:43:4914.

00:43:50Definitely.

00:43:5114.

00:43:52Yeah, 14 plus 10 is 24.

00:43:54You hurl this massive net studded with conch shells and bits of sea glass.

00:43:59And I say my word.

00:44:01Oh, the net falls.

00:44:04He is restrained.

00:44:06And you see he's going to have to use his action in order to get the net off as well.

00:44:11Incredible.

00:44:12Any movement for me?

00:44:14I'm going to move 40 feet so he can't hit me.

00:44:17Miss Boldafloor.

00:44:18Mm-hmm.

00:44:19Isn't he wrapped up?

00:44:19Oh, he is wrapped up, but I want to move away from him.

00:44:22Oh, yeah.

00:44:22Yeah, smart.

00:44:23Hell yeah.

00:44:24Great.

00:44:25So at 40, that's...

00:44:28How much did you square?

00:44:29So, I will say this too, because you are taking on the same initiative.

00:44:32Yeah.

00:44:32Looking at the center here, there are a couple things happening in this combat.

00:44:37You and Princess are much faster than these Cyclops.

00:44:41Right.

00:44:41And as you are here on the ground with them, you are just trading blows back and forth and

00:44:48they hit so hard.

00:44:49So, now that this one is partially grappled, there may be some sense or reason in moving

00:44:54out of range for them.

00:44:56I want to remind you of one rule though in D&D, which is as you leave, they will get

00:45:01what's called a tax of opportunity on you.

00:45:04Oh.

00:45:04They only get one of those per turn.

00:45:07You taking the risk of those tax of opportunity may allow Princess, who's much more injured,

00:45:12to disengage if she wants to as well, but it's up to you.

00:45:15I'll take it.

00:45:16I care about Princess.

00:45:17I love her so much and I don't want her to get hurt, so I will sacrifice.

00:45:21Great.

00:45:22And you want to move anyway.

00:45:23Yeah.

00:45:23Where do you want to move to on the battlefield?

00:45:25Here.

00:45:26Okay.

00:45:26By the dog.

00:45:27Okay.

00:45:27You're going to run over to the Hound of Ill-Omen.

00:45:29Hell yes.

00:45:30You move all the way over here and are separated from everybody else.

00:45:34Also remember, the long as we stay near the Hound of Ill-Omen, he's stronger.

00:45:37Oh.

00:45:38Okay.

00:45:38It's that pack thing still happens.

00:45:40The pack thing is still happening as well.

00:45:41Yeah, that's like constant for him.

00:45:42So you're going to get some swings on you from this one right here, who's going to take

00:45:46an attack.

00:45:46Let's see what he got going on.

00:45:48He is going to hit.

00:45:49Shit.

00:45:50And he's going to deal you 14 points of damage.

00:45:53Oh!

00:45:53Boom!

00:45:54That's a lot!

00:45:55I only got 58!

00:45:56Don't hear me the only 58.

00:45:59I don't want to hear the only 58 from you, bitch.

00:46:01Troianne.

00:46:02That's more than she has to throw with.

00:46:03That's a move.

00:46:04And then you attack with your net as well.

00:46:05Oh, I forgot about these.

00:46:07I should have shot an arrow.

00:46:09Fuck.

00:46:10But you do see that, like, as you move to a more advantageous place on the battlefield,

00:46:14from here, you can hit both of these levers here.

00:46:18Sure, sure, sure.

00:46:19So you've moved to a better spot on the battlefield to hit what you need to hit.

00:46:23Okay.

00:46:23We're going to move forward.

00:46:24Gertrude, you are prone on the ground.

00:46:26The little ice gremlin looks over and goes,

00:46:29and is going to leap and attack you.

00:46:31Oh, my God.

00:46:32Dirty.

00:46:32Oh, why is he cute?

00:46:33Girl, what?

00:46:34The flubber?

00:46:35Use an egg.

00:46:36Use an egg.

00:46:37Now have a cold.

00:46:39He is going to use his frost breath, and it's also going to hit Roy.

00:46:45So he's...

00:46:45Oh, yeah, Roy.

00:46:46Dad is here.

00:46:47Actually, I think he's just going to take a swing at you with his claws, Fred.

00:46:49He doesn't want to use that.

00:46:50And he misses some.

00:46:51You see?

00:46:52Oh, yeah.

00:46:52So he's just leaping at you being like...

00:46:54Like going for your eyes.

00:46:56I'm just...

00:46:57We're just doing this back and forth.

00:46:58Slapped by...

00:47:01As he's just going...

00:47:02I'm like yelling.

00:47:03I'm like...

00:47:08It's like going to a party with someone who's like,

00:47:10I'm a hugger.

00:47:11It's like, don't touch me.

00:47:15Cyclops, looking at Roy with his back turned,

00:47:18is going to take a swing at Roy.

00:47:20At Roy?

00:47:21Shit.

00:47:21That's a hit.

00:47:22He's about to get snapped in half like a fucking twig.

00:47:24That's a miss, but he's going to take...

00:47:2813.

00:47:2917.

00:47:31Plus 6.

00:47:32Oh, my gosh.

00:47:33Is 23.

00:47:35Do we know how many hit points Roy has?

00:47:37We don't.

00:47:38What?

00:47:38I mean, he's a friend.

00:47:39He can tell us, Roy.

00:47:40How much hit points he got?

00:47:41You see that Roy's a trooper, man.

00:47:44Roy takes a club to the back of his shoulder,

00:47:46drops to one knee,

00:47:47and twists and spins out of the way of the second club.

00:47:51Badly injured, but he doesn't look bloody.

00:47:53He doesn't look like he's lost half his hit points.

00:47:55Hell of a strong.

00:47:56The man bun saved him.

00:47:58The top knot gathered him, honey.

00:47:59And that is going to be Twyla's turn.

00:48:01I have cure wounds.

00:48:03Am I allowed to do that for myself?

00:48:05Yes, you can.

00:48:06I am.

00:48:06Now, do I not do that for myself?

00:48:09And, like, I have the enlarger reduce.

00:48:13Yeah.

00:48:14Does that go for all of the cyclops?

00:48:16You could cast that on any of them that you want to.

00:48:19Reduce, reuse, recycle.

00:48:20Just one of them or all of them?

00:48:22It is only a single creature.

00:48:24Okay.

00:48:24And how long does it last?

00:48:26I think it's an hour.

00:48:27Yeah.

00:48:28And how long have we been battling so far?

00:48:29Oh, this is only, like, seconds in game time.

00:48:32Okay, what?

00:48:33Yeah.

00:48:33Because this...

00:48:34Here's my...

00:48:35Here's why I ask.

00:48:36Come on.

00:48:37Because the enlarge, reduce.

00:48:38I could enlarge one of us, which makes us a little bit stronger.

00:48:42If Prince is the size of a cyclops...

00:48:45And it'll make you...

00:48:46It'll also make you stronger.

00:48:47But, like, if you reduce one of the cyclops, it also makes them weaker.

00:48:53So I would say...

00:48:53Whatever hits, we hit them.

00:48:54Definitely don't reduce the cyclops who's trying to work on our team for now.

00:48:58Right.

00:48:58And not that...

00:48:59That one's already being held, right?

00:49:00So I would either say either reduce one of them or maybe make Princess larger so that she...

00:49:04Because you're pretty...

00:49:05Because the one who could hit you with the rock is...

00:49:07He's currently covered up for at least one more round.

00:49:09Right.

00:49:09This one's going to go off next.

00:49:11So you should fucking turn this over.

00:49:14Like, what's the distance from here to there if I just fly right that way?

00:49:18The distance?

00:49:18Let's see.

00:49:19Do I still have 30 feet?

00:49:21But actually, it is 30 feet away.

00:49:23So it's within your movement to close.

00:49:24You can go right to it.

00:49:25You can go right to it.

00:49:26So I can go right to it and then my action would be to close it.

00:49:31So in D&D, this is really important for me to mention, you have what's called an object

00:49:35interaction once per turn that doesn't eat up one of your actions.

00:49:38Works.

00:49:39So you can enlarge, move, and turn that.

00:49:40You can enlarge, move, and turn that all in the same round.

00:49:42Okay.

00:49:43And also, enlarging can make sense because then she'll stay big for a while.

00:49:47If you make string one of them kill them, they're small and they're dying.

00:49:50Right.

00:49:50Because I'm going to make you bigger and you're going to be stronger.

00:49:52From multiple rounds.

00:49:53How does enlarging affect your speed?

00:49:56And your health?

00:49:56Probably slower.

00:49:57Looking at the enlarged reduced spell here, the target size doubles.

00:50:02This growth increases its size by one category.

00:50:04Until the spell ends, the target has advantage on strength checks and strength saving throws.

00:50:07The target's weapons also grow to match its new size, dealing an additional 1d4 damage.

00:50:12So Princess will hit harder and have advantage on like wrestling and athletics and jumping.

00:50:17And you hit real hard.

00:50:18Yeah.

00:50:19Let's do it.

00:50:19So ladies.

00:50:20Okay.

00:50:20All right.

00:50:22Twyla in a gaze says, sister, I'm going to come over here and I'm going to do something

00:50:28to this object.

00:50:29I'm going to have an object interaction.

00:50:31Yes.

00:50:32Per turn.

00:50:33Yes, absolutely.

00:50:34And it's not going to count towards anything.

00:50:36And because.

00:50:37Thank you for all this information.

00:50:38And because I have the ability to enlarge or reduce somebody.

00:50:42And you're my biggest friend.

00:50:45I'm going to make you bigger, sweetie, because you're going to be stronger.

00:50:48And you're going to fight harder.

00:50:50And you're going to take care of these ugly Cyclops.

00:50:53Although that one's kind of cute.

00:50:55Yeah.

00:50:55Maybe he's interested.

00:50:57So Princess, hearing these words of Fey encouragement, the whole world seems to grow smaller around you.

00:51:04As you watch the ground leaving behind.

00:51:07As you soar to new heights.

00:51:10And you are suddenly 14 feet tall.

00:51:13And this massive Cyclops in front of you.

00:51:18As you rise up your hat.

00:51:20Now the size of like a massive banquet table.

00:51:23You can't.

00:51:25And he looks.

00:51:27Oh.

00:51:28Oh.

00:51:29Oh.

00:51:30Oh, hi.

00:51:30I.

00:51:31I am Brom.

00:51:32And this is my brother, Trom.

00:51:34And the other head says, Charm.

00:51:35Oh my god.

00:51:36They're obsessed with you.

00:51:38He pushes the tits together and goes.

00:51:44As now a fifth giant has joined the battlefield.

00:51:48Princess towering overhead.

00:51:50Incredible.

00:51:51Object interaction.

00:51:52You are going to fly over.

00:51:53Where exactly, exactly where are you stationed over here on this tower?

00:52:00I feel like, I feel like I'm right here where I can't get hurt.

00:52:04And I'm like, if I turn this, that's how this doesn't open, right?

00:52:08We're going to find out.

00:52:09You're going to find out what it does when you turn it.

00:52:11Oh.

00:52:11But if you want to be careful, you can avoid being on.

00:52:16You're flying.

00:52:16So you can be like above the track where the thing cannot sort of harm you.

00:52:21So we're going to push you right here.

00:52:23So you're going to run over to that wheel and turn it, but stay hovering above.

00:52:27You go ahead and turn that wheel covered in the wounds.

00:52:31As you feel this sort of like.

00:52:33Are these runes draconic?

00:52:34Yes, they are draconic.

00:52:35Yes, absolutely.

00:52:36You could understand them.

00:52:37Well, I probably should have read them first.

00:52:39But in the midst of battle, you have to take a big swing and not understanding the words,

00:52:46you turn them and you see the magic begin to change as it begins to roil and moving around.

00:52:53That fire is flickering.

00:52:55You are going to now find that.

00:53:01Oh, it's red.

00:53:02That was the right move.

00:53:03I told you to go for the fucking thing.

00:53:05Also at the last possible moment because.

00:53:11Oh, this is good.

00:53:12This is good.

00:53:12Oh!

00:53:13This is good.

00:53:14No eye.

00:53:15You see, boom, flame begin to hit.

00:53:18As it does, Trom and Brahm sort of standing flirtatiously in front of Princess go.

00:53:24No!

00:53:26And as it moves and vanishes, boom, below, you hear something sort of rumble in the ice.

00:53:33Oh, yeah.

00:53:35So what I'm going to need now.

00:53:36And actually, give me anyone who wants to an Arcana check.

00:53:39Who has a good Arcana?

00:53:40I have plus seven.

00:53:41You.

00:53:41It's going to be you.

00:53:42We'll call this a DC 15 Arcana check.

00:53:45So I need to get 15?

00:53:46You need to get a 15, yes.

00:53:47With my plus seven.

00:53:48With your plus seven, yes.

00:53:49I only need a 12.

00:53:50So, yeah, you need an eight or higher.

00:53:51We'll do it.

00:53:53And it's a six.

00:53:55Are you serious?

00:53:56I thought it was a nine.

00:53:57No, girl, that's a nine.

00:54:00It's a six.

00:54:01You look out.

00:54:02The fire does something.

00:54:03It's not an immediate.

00:54:04It doesn't, you know, it has not, like, shattered the temple.

00:54:06Something good definitely happened, but you want to understand more about it.

00:54:10Maybe the runes could show you.

00:54:11Maybe something else can happen.

00:54:12However, right after that, Trom and Brahm turn over to you, Twyla, and go,

00:54:19Stop her!

00:54:19And he's going to hurl a boulder at you.

00:54:22See?

00:54:23We should've...

00:54:23Twyla.

00:54:24Healed her.

00:54:25But it's far.

00:54:26It's far, guys.

00:54:27It's far.

00:54:27It's even further than last time.

00:54:29And he missed one of them last time.

00:54:30Well, Brenda looked real happy over there.

00:54:32Look at him.

00:54:34He missed you by one point.

00:54:37There it is.

00:54:38One point.

00:54:39She was like, hit.

00:54:41As this boulder soars past you.

00:54:43And I do this.

00:54:46Fly to the low.

00:54:47You see that Roy looks over at you, Troianne, as he's been hit by this.

00:54:52And he goes, that seemed to work.

00:54:54What should we do now?

00:54:55I think he should fire at the other one.

00:54:57Yes.

00:54:57Okay.

00:54:58He is going to fire at the other one.

00:55:00He says, this tower here?

00:55:01Yes.

00:55:02Yes.

00:55:02Right up there, Dan.

00:55:03He's going to take two swings.

00:55:04He's going to make these with disadvantage.

00:55:06So he's going to need both of these to be a 14 or higher.

00:55:12Both?

00:55:12We mean at this, right?

00:55:13Yes.

00:55:14That's a...

00:55:14Is it because he got hit in the shoulder?

00:55:15Well, it's just because he's so far away.

00:55:16Oh.

00:55:17He's trying to hit a wheel.

00:55:19Got it.

00:55:20With an arrow so hard that it spins around.

00:55:23Touché.

00:55:24It's a challenging...

00:55:25And you've been rolling great over there.

00:55:27Up until we needed you two.

00:55:28Wait.

00:55:29Not so for our buddy Roy.

00:55:31Daddy Joe.

00:55:32Unfortunately.

00:55:33Not Daddy Joe.

00:55:33I'm screaming at Daddy Joe.

00:55:36Unbelievable.

00:55:36As he does so, he goes ping, ping.

00:55:38But you also realize that it's actually not too much of a loss because as the next sort

00:55:44of ice energy comes down, you remember that in this sort of ice trap, Roy had already hit

00:55:49the latch.

00:55:50Oh, that's right.

00:55:50Oh.

00:55:51It hits the ground and...

00:55:52Another little...

00:55:53Another little...

00:55:53And Gertrude...

00:55:54Another one drops down.

00:55:56He looks...

00:55:59I'm still on the ground like, jeez.

00:56:01Wait.

00:56:01I'm laying down.

00:56:02I look to my right.

00:56:03We're face to face.

00:56:04I'm like...

00:56:05And you see...

00:56:06It looks at its friend who goes...

00:56:07And he goes...

00:56:12Wait, wait.

00:56:13So that means that if a fire one comes out of this one, then it won't even pass through.

00:56:17It won't even pass through.

00:56:18Oh.

00:56:18Remember that.

00:56:19Unless someone closes the lever on it.

00:56:21Jesus.

00:56:22I don't know how you hit the fucking thing.

00:56:24Well, my leg, my frog.

00:56:25I don't think it helped us before.

00:56:26It did.

00:56:27That one's the only one that we should try to get flamed.

00:56:31Because this one's gonna hit this.

00:56:32Well, he might do.

00:56:33We don't know if we're gonna make it.

00:56:34Yeah.

00:56:34But he's gonna continue.

00:56:35So he's gonna take a double move.

00:56:36He's gonna move 30.

00:56:38He's gonna go 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.

00:56:42He's gonna get all the way basically up here.

00:56:44So he's closing in.

00:56:46Do it.

00:56:46He's gonna reach from there.

00:56:47He's gonna do it for us, right?

00:56:49Look how long those arms are.

00:56:50That's the plan, yeah.

00:56:51He's gonna do it for us.

00:56:52Well, we didn't know what was gonna happen.

00:56:53So we need to worry about...

00:56:55You see, he moves around and bam!

00:56:57Ice hits him.

00:56:58He's gonna take another 2d10 damage.

00:57:00Now, you realize suddenly that there's a thing as this hits that it is freezing things

00:57:04like it freezes from a fan drake.

00:57:06And you realize that if he freezes right there...

00:57:09Oh, he won't get up there.

00:57:11He won't be able to get up there.

00:57:12Oh.

00:57:12So he's gonna take...

00:57:13But also nothing will be able to get down.

00:57:14Nothing will be able to get down, including fire.

00:57:16Oh, shit.

00:57:16But we need fire to...

00:57:18Fire!

00:57:19To unleash the dragon.

00:57:20But I also could...

00:57:21I could probably thaw him out with...

00:57:23I could thaw him out with one of my...

00:57:25Fire bones.

00:57:25Oh, you have fire spell.

00:57:26You think that...

00:57:26Yeah.

00:57:27Mofandrix might be too much, but one of these guys with a quick fire spell...

00:57:30You have fire spell?

00:57:30You might be able to do it.

00:57:31Mm-hmm.

00:57:32You could have melted the dragon?

00:57:33Oh, I can't.

00:57:34I don't think I can melt the dragon.

00:57:35He is going to make a constitution save.

00:57:36Because she's not that kind of girl.

00:57:38He's gonna make a constitution save.

00:57:40He needs a seven or higher.

00:57:43That's not...

00:57:43If he gets a six or lower, he is frozen to the spot on that track.

00:57:47Which he will.

00:57:47Oh, no.

00:57:47Then do the d6.

00:57:49Which d6?

00:57:50Roll the d6.

00:57:51No.

00:57:52No, no, no.

00:57:52No.

00:57:54That is a 10, so he does not freeze and is continuing up to move.

00:57:57Oh, that's good.

00:57:58Yeah, no, yeah.

00:57:58On his next turn, he will be able to move that wheel.

00:58:01Hold the lever.

00:58:02Hold the lever.

00:58:03Hold the lever.

00:58:04Okay.

00:58:05Hold the lever.

00:58:08I'm Twyla.

00:58:10Gertrude, that is your turn.

00:58:11You are prone next to two freaky little ice gremlins.

00:58:14So I...

00:58:15Jesus.

00:58:16Gertrude.

00:58:18How am I surrounded by these little fucking gremlins?

00:58:21I look at her on her back.

00:58:22Who knocked her over?

00:58:23That is so shady.

00:58:25That is so shady.

00:58:26You knocked yourself over trying to clown buildings,

00:58:28and you can't even walk in a straight line.

00:58:31My glasses fell off when I hit the ground.

00:58:34One of my contacts fell off.

00:58:36I'm like, oh, jeez.

00:58:37Nice.

00:58:38That stolen dress girl.

00:58:41Why don't you go ahead and roll for your hound,

00:58:43because it can only attack that one cyclops.

00:58:46So...

00:58:46Go ahead and roll your attack roll for the hound.

00:58:4820!

00:58:49Yay!

00:58:51That's 20!

00:58:52Hell yes!

00:58:53I had to go for the neck, baby!

00:58:55Yes!

00:58:56Okay, so go ahead.

00:58:57You're going to roll 4d6.

00:58:59Yes!

00:59:00Plus...

00:59:00Everyone give me your d6.

00:59:02Yes.

00:59:02Here we go.

00:59:03The big one or the little one.

00:59:05Whatever you feel will do the best.

00:59:08We're not going to go with what she feels.

00:59:10It is a 6, a 4, a 4, and a 2.

00:59:14All right, so that's going to be a 16 plus 3 is 19 damage.

00:59:19Yes!

00:59:19On that nat 20, I'm going to have the cyclops roll its strength saving throw with disadvantage.

00:59:26So, he'll succeed on a...

00:59:30With that trip attack, he just needs...

00:59:33He's very, very strong.

00:59:34These cyclopses got a lot of saving throws going on over there.

00:59:38They do.

00:59:38They're having a hard time.

00:59:39They sure do.

00:59:40They have advantage everywhere except in a 3D movie.

00:59:45If one of these two dice is a 6 or lower, the Hound of Ill Omen will drag him to

00:59:50the ground.

00:59:50Okay, just one needs to be a 6 or lower. Just one.

00:59:52One needs to be a 6 or lower.

00:59:54That is a 3.

00:59:55Yes!

00:59:56Uh, Gertie's magical hound leaps up as this cyclops overextends himself with that massive boulder.

01:00:04The hound leaps up, grabs the arm at the wrist and pulls him into the throwing motion and he face

01:00:09plants.

01:00:10In front of a massive princess.

01:00:12Word.

01:00:12He is prone.

01:00:14Now, I need to...

01:00:15I want to...

01:00:15I need to...

01:00:16I need to move because I'm over by these two little gremlins.

01:00:18Yes.

01:00:18He's prone?

01:00:19Prone.

01:00:20Which means that melee attacks on him will be done with advantage because he's prone on the ground.

01:00:25Okay, so, I'm going to stand up.

01:00:27I could...

01:00:28Try to jump up there again.

01:00:30No.

01:00:31The lever.

01:00:32We need to...

01:00:32Someone's got to use that lever.

01:00:34Okay, she's going to keep getting a little ice team.

01:00:36Doesn't your fireball have like three?

01:00:37So, why don't you like kill two gremlins and then throw another fireball to hit one other thing?

01:00:42Like, your fireball has multiple shots, right?

01:00:44Is that true?

01:00:45Oh, yes.

01:00:46So, you have Scorching Ray.

01:00:47Eldritch Blast has two rays for blast.

01:00:50Scorching Ray, which you have to use a spell slot for, has three.

01:00:53Three, yeah.

01:00:54I feel like wasting a Scorching Ray on these little things...

01:00:57But you don't have a lot of health, so if they attack you or whatever, or freeze you, like, it's

01:01:01a wrap.

01:01:02And we need your firepower.

01:01:03Okay, Scorching Ray it is.

01:01:04Oh, wait, wait, wait.

01:01:05We might need Scorching...

01:01:06Oh, I don't know.

01:01:07Well, I can still use Scorching Ray again.

01:01:09Oh.

01:01:09It's a spell slot, so I have six spell slots.

01:01:11Oh, okay.

01:01:11Yeah, you have a bunch.

01:01:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:12Alright, cool.

01:01:13Okay, so I'm going to use Scorching Ray on each of these little...

01:01:16There's three?

01:01:17There's two now.

01:01:18There's two, so I can use...

01:01:19I have three rays.

01:01:20Yes, you have three rays.

01:01:21Can my Scorching Ray hit this lever and move it?

01:01:23Will it burn it?

01:01:24Will it damage it?

01:01:25That's a very interesting question.

01:01:27I think that you...

01:01:28It's plastic.

01:01:28I think that you would have to...

01:01:29It'd be a little bit of a leap of faith, but you could do what Roy is trying to do.

01:01:34Like, hit them from range.

01:01:35Because I don't have lightning lure.

01:01:36Lightning lure pulls things.

01:01:38It pulls things to you.

01:01:39So I could like...

01:01:41It's up to you.

01:01:42It's a bit of a risk.

01:01:43You know what?

01:01:44And I'll let you know what the risk is.

01:01:46You can try to do Roy's trick of hitting with your Scorching Rays and hitting the multiple things.

01:01:51It'll be the same thing.

01:01:52It's an attack roll with disadvantage, but if you hit, it'll work.

01:01:55If you roll a nat one, you will fuse and melt the wheel and be unable to change it.

01:02:03It was nat one.

01:02:04Come on.

01:02:04What are the chances?

01:02:05Girl!

01:02:06One in 20.

01:02:07All right!

01:02:08Okay, so I'm going to use my three.

01:02:10I'm going to hit each of these little things.

01:02:12I'm going to use one of mine to hit the prone gentleman.

01:02:15Okay.

01:02:15Copy that.

01:02:16Go ahead and roll your tackle.

01:02:17The gentleman from Kentucky.

01:02:20Can she decide after she rolls?

01:02:23Here we go.

01:02:24It is a two.

01:02:26Two plus nine.

01:02:27That is not going to hit.

01:02:28Oh, my God.

01:02:29So Ray misses him.

01:02:30You have the two little ice gremlins in front of you.

01:02:32But he's on my ground anyways.

01:02:33That's fine.

01:02:35A five.

01:02:36A five.

01:02:37That is a hit.

01:02:38Five plus nine is a hit.

01:02:39You hit the first one.

01:02:40Go ahead and roll damage first.

01:02:43Okay.

01:02:44My damage is a one.

01:02:47And it's 2d6 per ray.

01:02:48So go ahead and roll that again.

01:02:49One more, one more, one more, one more, one more.

01:02:51A four.

01:02:52Four.

01:02:53One and four.

01:02:53That's five.

01:02:54So you deal 10 points of damage because these things are vulnerable to fire.

01:02:59Yes.

01:02:59So, boom.

01:03:00Takes 10 points of damage.

01:03:01The one in front of you is still up, but it looks like another ray on that one would do

01:03:05the trick.

01:03:05And I need to ask, are you attacking the one that's on top of you or the one that just

01:03:09dropped out and is a little bit?

01:03:10The one that's actively scratching my eyes out.

01:03:12Okay, great.

01:03:13You have a third ray.

01:03:14You want to hit that one right in front of you?

01:03:15I'm going back for him again.

01:03:16Okay.

01:03:16Go ahead and roll your attack.

01:03:18One.

01:03:19But I get to roll again, right?

01:03:21Can you?

01:03:21I don't...

01:03:22Okay, that's your attack roll though, right?

01:03:23Oh, no.

01:03:24Roll your attack.

01:03:25Yeah.

01:03:25Ignore that.

01:03:26On your third ray, go ahead and roll your attack.

01:03:29Good thing that one didn't...

01:03:3215.

01:03:3315.

01:03:33That is a hit.

01:03:33All right, roll 2d6 for me.

01:03:35Here we go.

01:03:37You have a tattoo that says hard ice and you're being attacked by ice.

01:03:39Oh, my God.

01:03:41A one again.

01:03:42That was it.

01:03:43We're back in the house, man.

01:03:44All right, one and roll the next one.

01:03:46And a two.

01:03:47What is going on?

01:03:48It's the big dice.

01:03:49It's the big dice.

01:03:49I told y'all.

01:03:50No, I think it's because we just need to really...

01:03:55You hit that one with the second ray.

01:03:57And even though that was not a very high damage roll, these things are vulnerable to fire.

01:04:00As you hit it with the second ray, boom, you see that the fire leaks into its core and you

01:04:05can see bubbling steam inside the ice of its body as it goes...

01:04:13And it's going to sadly explode.

01:04:15Yeah.

01:04:15On top of me?

01:04:17It is dead.

01:04:18But these creatures have an ability that they explode when they die.

01:04:21Vernon, I am so mad at you.

01:04:24So what does that do to me?

01:04:26I need you to make a dexterity saving throw with disadvantage.

01:04:28Is it like refreshing?

01:04:30In a sense.

01:04:31In a sense.

01:04:34In a sense.

01:04:34So what about d20?

01:04:35Let me just double check one thing here real quick, which is you are prone.

01:04:38So you are going to have...

01:04:40I haven't stood up yet?

01:04:40Oh, no.

01:04:41Yeah.

01:04:41Not disadvantage.

01:04:42So just roll a dexterity saving throw.

01:04:43The difficulty is 10.

01:04:45That's almost to consider.

01:04:4714!

01:04:4714.

01:04:48You succeed.

01:04:48So you are going to halve the damage as this thing blows up.

01:04:52These don't look too bad.

01:04:54You take six...

01:04:56Halve to three points of cold damage.

01:04:58Okay, three.

01:04:59Icy shrapnel hits you.

01:05:00I'm down 32.

01:05:01You basically just feel like, as you are looking at this, this is not a terrible explosion,

01:05:05but you can tell that the battlefield would get really out of hand if these things were pumping cold and

01:05:11all of the chutes were open.

01:05:13It would become a little bit chaotic.

01:05:15So, that is your...

01:05:16You've used your action.

01:05:18And I believe...

01:05:19Does Hound of Ill-Omen use your bonus action every round?

01:05:22I don't think so.

01:05:23You have a little die.

01:05:24I was always...

01:05:25Just giving me...

01:05:26Just get more.

01:05:27No, you're all good.

01:05:28Okay.

01:05:28Any bonus actions from you, Gertrude?

01:05:31So my bonus action is that I can...

01:05:33It's a little...

01:05:34Okay.

01:05:34It's a little complicated.

01:05:35So I'm gonna ask you to explain it to me again.

01:05:37Convert sorcery points.

01:05:38You have six sorcery points you can use to gain additional spell slots or sacrifice spell slots to gain additional

01:05:44sorcery points.

01:05:45I think you're all good.

01:05:46I think you're...

01:05:46I think you're good, though.

01:05:48I think that actually, at this moment, you are...

01:05:50Yeah, you...

01:05:51Because your Hound doesn't actually take up any of your bonus actions, so you're solid.

01:05:54Okay.

01:05:54And you don't...

01:05:55You have plenty of spell slots left, so you don't have to make that choice right now.

01:05:58Work.

01:05:59As that goes down, the Hound...

01:06:01Having, like, pulled him to the ground, it looks up, ha, ha, ha, ha, nuzzles Princess's leg and looks at

01:06:06you and says,

01:06:07My work here is done.

01:06:09And...

01:06:09You can talk this whole talk?

01:06:11Right?

01:06:12Yeah.

01:06:13The wolf woofing.

01:06:16And the Hound of Ill-Omen vanishes.

01:06:18But I believe you have enough sorcery points to cast it again if you want to.

01:06:22Guess who back in the house?

01:06:24Uh...

01:06:26Great.

01:06:27We're gonna move on from Gertrude to this one here.

01:06:31It's going to use its action to pull the net off of itself.

01:06:37And destroys the net in the process.

01:06:39But uses his action to do that.

01:06:42And you see...

01:06:43Looks around at his brother up here who he's...

01:06:45And he calls out,

01:06:45What are you doing?!

01:06:47And may even attack his brother if need be.

01:06:50And that's going to be...

01:06:51How you pretty care?

01:06:52Are you using that cheap imported shit?

01:06:56Everdeep used to make this...

01:06:57A fishnet.

01:06:57Everdeep used to make good stuff ever since they started exporting their...

01:06:59A girl.

01:07:00Their goods and services.

01:07:01Mm-hmm.

01:07:02Oh, yeah.

01:07:02Now we're going to buy a new one or something.

01:07:05Oh, no.

01:07:05It's his turn.

01:07:06It's all the way back to his turn again.

01:07:08Oh, he's gonna reach...

01:07:08The dumb one who's going to turn.

01:07:10The dumb one.

01:07:10I believe it's the dumb one's turn.

01:07:11Yeah, this one calls out to his brother as he climbs up here.

01:07:14And I think for all of you seeing the fire kind of raging down.

01:07:18That one popped out and then he blocked that one.

01:07:21So this one is the next one to go.

01:07:22So we gotta make sure that he...

01:07:23We want to get that one done before.

01:07:25Because if he gets frozen there...

01:07:26the different things... That

01:07:26one goes up and down and down. Of

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