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My Love Touches the Divine | New Movie 2026 #engsub #fullepisode🧲🎬
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00:13I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:30Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:42But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:48I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:52You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:58Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:04Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treat me.
02:12Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:24I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:34Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:06Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:13He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here.
04:45I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:07For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:08I'm not looking down on you.
05:16Take care.
05:20Bye.
05:25Bye.
05:26Bye.
05:29Bye.
05:29Bye.
05:30Bye.
05:31Bye.
05:33Bye.
05:35Bye.
05:38Bye.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:44Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet.
06:04It's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me, I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party.
06:57But Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:59The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op.
07:00Stack.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:13Don't panic.
07:13I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:35Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:41Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:45Remember that ancient curse you tripped Bailing Zeus out?
07:48That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:09Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal who's head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it!
08:24Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:33We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo.
08:43Go fetch her right this second.
08:45I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother.
08:51Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon.
08:53There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:59Which means...
09:01That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?
09:09No, this is beyond messed up.
09:10I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic.
09:28Go raid the Divine Vault for the Golden Apples.
09:30I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:36I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:55It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face?
10:00Jennifer!
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:09I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and father just dumped on me.
10:12I'll get to it!
10:13You brainless cow!
10:14The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here!
10:18I feed you!
10:19And you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:25Ah!
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:32Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:37You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:52Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:02That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:07Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:15Chill, Mom.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:23Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:25We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era?
11:58The bloodline of the sea god?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?
12:08Oh, almighty lord of the sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:25Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet, and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No! Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god!
12:49Oh, great sea god, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:53Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:25Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the sea god!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:44If the sea god is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:50God damn it!
13:51Who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god?
13:54If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up, people! It has to be them!
14:02Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rashed the temple's vibe!
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to god your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:16Son of a bitch!
14:17Son of a bitch!
14:17How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:20We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:26No!
14:27My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the sea god be pissed
14:32at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:35Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them!
14:37Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the sea god's rage is absolute agony!
14:42Help!
14:44Help!
14:48Help!
14:52Help!
14:53No!
14:53Stop!
14:54No!
14:54No!
14:56No!
14:58No!
15:02No!
15:03Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:09Stand down!
15:11No!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23damn it we're too far poseidon can't manifest here just hang on a little longer my lady little
15:29ones you gotta believe me he's coming burning them ain't enough for the sea god he's sending
15:36us a sign father word is the sea god skins traitors alive packs their raw flesh with
15:43boiling sand and crushed shells turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity father my kids and
15:49i are innocent the real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children oh so the
15:54sea gods pissed at us his biggest believers bullshit i dump cash and prayers on his altar every year
16:00while you you filthy peasant ain't cocked up shit ship it jennifer you're a completely lost
16:14look jen i didn't want to get my hands dirty but you brought the sea gods haul down on us
16:19skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this
16:25back off you ugly witch don't you dare lay a finger on our mom
16:37you little maggots this is what happens when you piss off the sea god
16:41you're not dragging our whole family to hell with you
16:52you dirty little bastards don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you
17:01no michelle let go of my kid
17:03my kid i'll take the hit just don't touch them
17:11jennifer this is your goddamn fault if you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street
17:16rat and pout these bastards we wouldn't be in this mess
17:19no put this all on me chris and sophia are good kids
17:24they're your own flesh and blood for god's sake you can't do this
17:28get the hell off me i don't have any filthy grandchildren
17:31what the hell are you brain dead idiots waiting for getting them alive already
17:41these mortals no these monsters how dare they stoop this low
17:51screw it i'm taking my true form to save the heirs
18:00thomas stop you know the rules if you manifest in the mortal realm you break the law of fate
18:06you'll be wiped from existence
18:13no get your filthy hands off my kids
18:25do it like this put your backs into it
18:27if you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience
18:31i'll sell your asses to the galleys
18:38i can't stomach this anymore even if it vaporizes my soul i am saving those heirs
18:49wait samus i feel the power of the sea god
19:09shut the hell off
19:19look it's lord poseidon's
19:23the boss is actually back
19:28jennifer sweetheart i'm here i am so sorry i let you go through this hell
19:33it's really you
19:34thank god he actually brought you back to me
19:38look this is chris and sophia
19:41our kids
19:44dad we totally knew it was you you actually came back
19:48what the hell just happened jesus how'd i end up eating dirt
19:54father forget that look over there that filthy beggar is back
19:58talk
20:00right now
20:02who did this
20:03which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch jennifer and my kids
20:07you don't get to question us jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god
20:12they brought this shit storm on us
20:14as their father you should be paying for their sins with your life
20:18almighty sea god please forgive us
20:20these four impure wretches aren't part of our family
20:23don't lump us in with their sins i'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage
20:35you absolute clowns
20:38you keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:41without realizing i am the sea god
21:00holy crap he really is the sea god
21:03oh great sea god please forgive us
21:05mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings we're innocent
21:09don't buy his bullshit open your eyes
21:12it's just a cheap dark magic trick
21:14if the real sea god was here we'd all be dead meat
21:17he actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god
21:21if the real god finds out we worship the damn warlock we're cooked
21:24we gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out
21:28you arrogant brain-death mortals
21:31you tortured my wife and kids
21:34so now i'm thing terive i'm bringing down the ocean's wrath
21:38i'll give you a front row seat to exactly who you're messing with
21:49no freaking way
21:51is this filthy beggar actually the sea god
22:01ha look at that i totally called it
22:06this filthy street rat is a complete fraud
22:16what the hell is happening to my hand
22:19what the hell is happening to my hand
22:38you brain-dead idiots the real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress up with his name
22:45help me pin this bastard down and finish him
22:49step on it
22:50if we don't string them up right now the sea god is gonna wipe us off the map
22:53the ocean will swallow us whole
22:55freeze
22:57look he's running on fumes
22:59now's our window to take this warwick out
23:02what the hell is going on
23:05enough
23:06i'll let it slide you got played earlier
23:08but from this second on if you touch my wife and kids i'll rain literal hellfire on you
23:14you gullible morons
23:16everyone knows jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago
23:20like the sea dotted would moo light as a tramp
23:23like he'd knock up a slut like jennifer and just poop into thin air
23:27i bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic
23:33ha ha
23:35damn straight
23:37a true god is untouchable
23:39you hack this warlock to pieces
23:42and i'll toss you ten gold coins right here
23:47right now
24:02unfreaking believable
24:04the guy's literally made of steel
24:10almighty sea god
24:12please forgive your cluteless blind believers
24:15you unrepentant mortals
24:18you actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me
24:22you vicious brain dead clowns
24:26time to face the music
24:32holy crap he really is the sea god
24:35we are dead meat
24:40what just happened why am i running on empty
24:42no the coma
24:44i've burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years
24:51this damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion
24:54we need to get the high priest down here to wreck him
24:57you absolute idiots
24:59do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god
25:03he's just a wicked warlock
25:05if he was actually poseidon
25:07he wouldn't be this pathetic
25:09it's an ancient curse
25:10i tank my powers fighting it off that's why i'm weakened
25:14you brain dead sheep
25:16only morons swallow a lie that pathetic
25:18anyone who sides with this warlock has catched hell when the real god finds out
25:31shut the hell up
25:33who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof
25:43a little birdie told me some crack pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god
25:50your holiness it's this wicked warlock
25:52he's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes
25:55high priest you're the only hotline to the sea god
25:59if he was really coming down he'd have given you a heads up
26:08i haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down
26:12you're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god
26:17the high priest is his top servant
26:20this guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act
26:24make him pay
26:29thank god for the high priest
26:31we almost bought the scam
26:34the sea god would have been pissed
26:36and we'd be dead meat
26:40what a joke
26:41i don't have some mortal messenger down here
26:44he's full of shit
26:45you arrogant little speck
26:47did you really think you could hijack my name
26:49without facing my wrath
26:50you son of a bitch
26:52how dare you slander me
26:54i'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself
27:19holy crap what's happening the high priest just got zapped by lightning is that guy actually the sea god
27:29the sea god
27:31impossible
27:31yeah that was the sea god's wrath
27:34warning me
27:35because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet
27:39letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple
27:43oh it was his wrath all right
27:45but who do you think called it down
27:48listen up
27:49defy the sea god
27:51and you'll get worse than lightning
27:53he'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell
28:09ignorant sheep
28:25no freaking way
28:36no freaking way
28:38even running on a fraction of my power you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family
28:46guys listen
28:47there is zero chance he's the sea god
28:49since when does a god fall for a random munal
28:51it's a joke
28:52he's a chief warlock
28:54hold the line
28:55did you idiots forget his orders
28:57want to get swallowed by a tidal wave
28:59we're dead meat if you back down
29:02but his voodoo is too strong
29:04we can't even dent this freakish water wall
29:08bullshit
29:09every trick has a loophole
29:11hurl every sharp object we've got
29:12something's bound to bust this cheap ass force mailed
29:22dad you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:27are you actually the sea god
29:30you bet he is sweetie
29:31your dad would never lie to you
29:37alright if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo
29:39it's time to bring out the big gun
29:44watch and weep warlock
29:46I don't care how strong your mojo is
29:49it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56trident shield jennephy
30:10trident shield jennephy
30:23are you kidding me
30:25how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig
30:27who the hell are you
30:31I warned you you absolute fools
30:33open your damn eyes
30:35this is the trident
30:36the ultimate symbol of the ocean
30:38and I am its master
30:40poseidon the sea god
30:43the sea god
30:44he actually is the sea god
30:46sweet jesus what the hell have I done
30:51you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years
30:54just to line your own pockets
30:57that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy
31:08William brain masked us
31:09we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord sighted please spare us
31:15jennifer
31:16these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:20it's your call
31:21how do you want me to finish them
31:22no
31:24jennifer
31:25my precious daughter don't do this
31:27you know me I would never truly hurt you
31:29okay
31:29I screwed up I admit it
31:31but I see the light now
31:33we share the same blood
31:34we're family
31:35please jennifer
31:36don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge
31:39think of the kids
31:41exactly
31:42jennifer my sweet sister
31:44we share the same blood
31:46I swear to god
31:47I'll never pull this shit again
31:50please
31:50set up the break
31:56honey I'm not a monster like them
31:57they still share blood with our kids
32:00I won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:03let's just walk away
32:05I just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:33you must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:35absolutely stunning
32:49mother
32:49oh my goodness
32:51and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:57mother
32:57these are the kids jennifer gave me
32:59pretty cute right
33:02grandma
33:02grandma
33:06are you kidding me
33:07nobody told me I hit the absolute jackpot
33:13I packed way too light
33:14but don't worry darlings
33:16grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23what the actual hell
33:26I've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies
33:42let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:06take a look kiddos
34:07a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think
34:11we'd love anything you give us grandma
34:14but there's literally nothing here
34:17hola
34:17ha ha ha ha ha
34:42whoa
34:42this is freaking awesome
34:45oh it melts my heart
34:47to see you love it thanks a million grandma jennifer my dear slap on this pearl necklace and
34:53you'll literally never age this bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease and this ring calls
34:59down lightning on demand just a little welcome to the family starter pack no way mother these
35:04are priceless i can't accept them oh my god i am so so sorry i swear it slipped jessica used
35:13to
35:13beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl now i've shattered something priceless from
35:18the sea god's mother she's gonna skin me alive hey deep breaths jennifer relax remember mother gave
35:25those to you they're yours now you can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy
35:33oh sweetheart no this is 100 on me i totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters
35:40on impact i can't believe i almost gave you a heart attack bad grandma jennifer honey stop walking on
35:46eggshells chuck this bling at the wall for fun break it all bring fresh batches until you realize you're
35:51one of us thank you mother hold on poseidon where's your gift this poor girl went through nine years of
35:59hell because you face planted into a coma treat her like royalty or i'll personally kick your ass to the
36:04mother chill i already hooked jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace i just didn't
36:10bring it because i was rushing to save her i'll grab it the second we kept breather babe
36:18hold the phone i brought a little something for my new sister-in-law too
36:27look i'm really sorry jennifer this whole disaster is basically my fault
36:31you and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me consider this a my bad care package
36:36a massive dose of raw divine power zeus you absolute meathead did you completely forget
36:41jennifer is still 100 percent human her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet
36:47uh crap my bad jennifer i totally dropped the ball on that one brain frat hand it over
36:55i'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for jennifer to make up for your screw
37:00up jennifer our wedding down here was pretty bear spoon and my family missed it let's do a massive
37:06blowout invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings sorry honey can we skip
37:11the blowout chris sophia and i are literally nobodies we'd stick out like sarathy's partying with actual
37:17gods i'm just really freaked out are they gonna act like aunt michelle and beat us up for being trash
37:23we don't need them just you and dad is enough
37:29my poor sweet babies you've been through the wrencher listen to grandma okay that nightmare is
37:35over none of my kids are toxic snobs like that they'll treat you like absolute royalty damn right
37:39i guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms and if you're still spooked i swear on my life as long
37:45as i'm breathing nobody lays a finger on you okay bestiden i trust you
37:59the wedding dress is the main event and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05even top tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:14grandma i brought the wardrobe
38:23jennifer go nuts pick out absolutely anything you want up here we use magic power like cash
38:32and zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card
38:39it's so insanely soft i've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life
38:46i'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51obviously but zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made by yours truly
39:02hey jennifer look at me by the almighty ocean my beautiful wife how did you get so breathtakingly
39:09gorgeous mom you look insanely pretty i had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids
39:15are adorable look i whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly just rock these around the palace
39:20this is just thank you so so much we absolutely love it
39:26don't mention it but hey grandma jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones we need to put
39:31some meat on them hestia has actually been cooking up a storm pretty sure she's en route with a massive
39:36feast just for jennifer and the kids she even called dibs on catering the wedding you guys seriously
39:41don't have to go all out for me like this this is way too much jennifer you've raised two kids
39:46solo
39:47while getting stomped on by monsters listen to me you need to seriously car blowed damn right
39:52your health is the only thing i care about don't fight us just be a good girl and eat up
40:02hey there jennifer come on over dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:16awesome
40:16i didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:24come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second say ah
40:45hope you like the setup babe mother went totally overboard if you hate any of it just say the
40:50word i'll tear it down and start from scratch no sweat oh don't even worry about it honey i'm obsessed
40:55with it jennifer mother's got chris and sophia for the night so we've got the place to ourselves
41:03what do you say we go for baby number three oh honey no three kids i'd lose my mind trying
41:11to handle
41:11all of them babe you're married to the sea god even if we're swamped my mom and siblings are right
41:17next door our kids will never be alone plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth i'd put
41:24her on speed dial you wouldn't feel a thing all right all right you're the boss
41:48god jennifer you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02grandma where's mom she's the vip today why is she mia hold on a minute kiddo let's go track down
42:12your dad and figure this out hey pasteiden why the hold up with jennifer did we hit a snag
42:21well jennifer and i didn't get any sleep until the sun came up she's dead to the world so i
42:26figured
42:26i'd let her rest i just slipped out freaking believable the wedding is literally about to
42:31start could you really not keep it in your pants for one night all right mother chill i'm going to
42:35get
42:35her right now holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in it's our damn wedding day i'm gonna be so
42:49late i gotta sprint mother playing favorites as always giving a punk like poseidon a palace this
43:06sick
43:16i'm real what's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this
43:23hey gorgeous hades god of the underworld ditch this news fest and come be my queen yeah hard pass
43:30not interested
43:38cute but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:59hey just what the hell do you think you're doing
44:06well color me shocked who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you
44:12you
44:17hades if we didn't share a mother i'd gut you where you stand
44:26what the hell is going on here
44:30how did i race such a scumbag apologize to jennifer right now my bad jennifer didn't know who you were
44:39take half my divine power as a peace offering it'll make you completely immortal
44:43just let it slide mother the wedding starting let's not waste another second on this creep
44:56in the name of the sea god i swear jennifer is my one and only wife
45:01from this day forward she shares the full power of the ocean with me
45:05i swear on my life to be completely faithful to poseidon until my last breath
45:21mom and dad are gonna live happily ever after with us
45:40grandma mom only wakes up on time when we're around we want to have a sleepover with mom
45:49all right my sweet little angels let it go your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02honey thank you for giving me such a warm happy home
46:05this place is everything i've ever dreamed of
46:12if you know love it here we'll just put down roots
46:16honestly the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway
46:21i'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34i won't break my promise this time i swear
46:38three days tops
46:40and this little toy boat if you run into trouble
46:43just crush it and i'll be there in a heartbeat
46:55and this barrier unless you say so it'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:04stay safe out there honey
47:07dad hurry back so we can play
47:25this is it look at this place hades better not be playing us he swore if we pull this off
47:32he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead
47:36hell no he wouldn't he's the god of the underworld
47:41the sea god basically nuked our family lord hades is our only lifeline
47:53over here bet you can't catch us
47:57chris sophia slow down you're gonna eat dirt
48:00we don't care if we get hurt when dad gets back he can patch us up in seconds
48:09yuho jennifer come look who's here why the hell is the door locked
48:15we're your flesh and blood
48:17don't tell me you got amnesia already
48:20nice try but that ain't happening
48:26son of a bitch
48:28hades called it
48:29the sea god rigged this place with a force field
48:32our only play is to guilt track jennifer into opening the damn door
48:36jennifer i know you're listening
48:38are you brain dead
48:41we put a roof over your head when you had nothing
48:45now we're homeless
48:47you owe us
48:55cut the crap
48:56you made my life a living hell back then
48:58don't act like you did me a favor
49:01jennifer i'm your own flesh and blood
49:05are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day
49:09your husband is the freaking sea god
49:11a few table grabs could save our family
49:15yeah jennifer
49:16just bail us out this once
49:18consider it rent for housing you
49:21we swear we'll never bother you again
49:25get a grip jennifer
49:27stop giving them handouts
49:31but if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good maybe it's worth it
49:40you better keep your word
49:41take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again
49:49are you really that dense jennifer i've literally never played it straight with you
50:06jennifer
50:06those goddamn merchants are psychos
50:09they robbed us blind took your gold and now they want us dead
50:13please open the damn door
50:15jennifer
50:16they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife
50:19this is 100% on you
50:21you can't leave us out here to get butchered
50:27i'm dead serious jennifer the merchant and his goons are right on our ass
50:32if you don't let us in you're signing our death warrants
50:35jennifer you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered
50:37make your mother a widow
50:38if word gets out she raised a heartless monster society will destroy her
51:04how'd you score a pad like this anyway
51:07get off your ass and hand this house over to us
51:10we gave you a place to crash now you owe us a house
51:13do i seriously have to cry for poseidon to bail me out again
51:18no i can't keep dragging him into my messes
51:28unreal look at this motherlod
51:30father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash
51:35trash like jennifer doesn't deserve this
51:37we do
51:43check out this palace
51:44the bling is nice but the real estate is the real jackpot
51:47we gotta get our names on that deed
51:48you brain dead idiots
51:50did you forget hades orders
51:51move your asses
51:53chuck that bitch jennifer out onto the street
51:58right
51:58lord hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off
52:01what the heck do you think you're doing
52:03when dad finds out he's gonna wipe the floor with you
52:06yeah
52:07you stupid jerks
52:09if you touch mom dad is gonna destroy you
52:13give me a break
52:15how's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother
52:19he'll either boot her
52:20or drown her ass
52:25no father why are you doing this to me
52:45not bad at all
52:46like we agree
52:47i'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome
52:52you're the best lord hades
52:54thank you
52:56get your hands off her
53:05get your hands off her
53:21i gave you your chance
53:23hades
53:28jennifer
53:30you were in real danger
53:31why didn't you call me
53:34honey i'm so sorry
53:36i just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate
53:38i'm just a useless mortal
53:40i can't keep dragging you down
53:44look at me babe we're married
53:47nothing in this universe matters more than you
53:50i already missed nine years
53:55come hell or high water
53:56you're never facing anything alone again
54:02i get it honey
54:04i promise
54:13and as for these psychos
54:16they've crossed the line too many times
54:18even if you want to give them a pass
54:20i'm gonna slaughter every last one of them
54:30almighty sea god please
54:31you've got it all wrong
54:33we only broke in
54:34because we caught jennifer
54:35that absolute slut
54:36hooking up with another guy
54:39we were protecting your honor
54:41exactly
54:42if we hadn't showed up
54:44she'd be all over some other dude
54:45honestly you should be thanking us
54:47you're all sick in the head
54:50i'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
54:52i'm gonna stop
54:57so we have to go to the house
54:58we just got it all in the head
54:59we lost it all in the head
55:02no
55:08no
55:09no
55:10no
55:31Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:34I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101?
55:40If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:50Look, brother, I don't want to end you.
55:52Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer.
56:02Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please!
56:08Get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here.
56:10Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:19Get over here, Jennifer!
56:21Or I swear, I'm gonna erase Poseidon from existence right now!
56:27Don't!
56:28Jennifer, listen to me!
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here!
56:34Right now!
56:36Please!
56:37Just stop hurting Poseidon!
56:42I'll do it!
56:45I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:09You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:15Don't go away,рут it really can't matter brainless.
57:16When can we see So intuitiveler in н Cintur вотrey?"
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