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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:37Let's go!
00:44We'll be right back!
00:45You'll be right back!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:15No!
01:40Sire, Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:02Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:02No!
03:06Sire!
03:07The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus's brains probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry!
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a Forrest Nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:02Damn it. The Aphrodite is kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:55Don't stop. Get harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Ugh. Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What?
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it. He tracked me.
05:35Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt? You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything? You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:36I won't kill him. But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer. Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me
07:35daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough. Jax can stomp boulders to dust. Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:44Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:26I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:44Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:04She's her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Liara. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was-
11:44It was-
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé. My property.
12:09You filthy whore. Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No! Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:34Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:39I got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:46Shipwreck. Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:57Boss, soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe. Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you-
13:27Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More. Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:27What a lively little snack.
14:30Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:33Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay. You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:00Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I-
15:12Daddy! Daddy! Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:20Lily's in trouble!
15:26I- I'm not tasty!
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong!
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl, devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:45You're not soon!
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:02Oh, is it right now?
16:09Oh!
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26Please.
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:40The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lercyon Hydro, you pathetic little insects!
17:23You...Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:44Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:56Wait.
17:57Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:16Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:18All right.
18:23Come on.
18:28Good.
18:58Oh
18:59My liege
19:02Have mercy. I didn't know she was your die. I swear it. I please spare my life
19:07No problem. Thank you my lord. Thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:25Enjoying the show
19:35My king we had nothing to do with the Hydra we swear listen to me
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive
19:47Now get the fuck out of my sight. Yes. Yes, my leash
20:03My love since you refused to tell me who did this to you. I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17That wild god pans always pulling power grabs but Poseidon guys long gone
20:23Probably fish food in some trench right sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king
20:31anymore
20:39Oh
20:43The world's the same as ever
20:45The dead are louder than the living
20:47Who the hell are you you're in Hades territory asshole?
20:51What effect on?
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21:21Sociedad
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you. I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am? Hades' ace. You crash my spot, you die here!
21:57Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
22:08Little fish.
22:11Aaaaaaaaaahhh!
22:16Headed staff? One shot? The Sea King?
22:20He's real.
22:23Hades, you hiding?
22:26Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:31One, two.
22:36Thank the fates.
22:38The boss is here.
22:43Boss, this bum.
22:51You idiot.
22:52Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:55You're done.
22:55Get out.
22:57In front of Poseidon, your ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:12Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:32Every resource, every contact.
23:34Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:36Yes, boss.
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:45Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:02Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch.
24:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
24:22Ha ha ha ha.
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:43Hand over the kid.
24:53Stay away from my daughter.
24:55Don't you dare touch her.
25:06Don't you dare touch her.
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding.
25:15This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go.
25:24No, Mommy.
25:26I'm not leaving you.
25:28No.
25:37Kid's mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:06Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:16Dylan wants you dead.
26:18But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:21No!
26:21No!
26:22No!
26:23No!
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:09Daddy?
27:24You touch my woman.
27:26You're a dead man.
27:32Jack.
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad.
27:43I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack.
28:03Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:21if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:26run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:41no
28:46no
28:46no
28:46no
28:47no
28:47no
28:47no
28:55no
28:57no
29:02no
29:12no
29:13no
29:13no
29:13no
29:13no
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:36Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:51He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Well, let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:13Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:34Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:49Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:14You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:39Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll apply!
33:49I'll apply!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now, we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:26Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:28We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:36My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:04What's up with the sea?
36:06You因'nya, I love it!
36:06But do you wish I can protect my heart?
36:06art
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