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End of the World, Start of My Empire
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00:00:01It's been 10 years since World War III, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0595% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:10What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:14I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:18The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:21Eat or be eaten.
00:00:308.
00:00:58What, that's it?
00:00:58Look man, that's all your stuff's worth. Bring booze or meds next time. They get you more.
00:01:13I have to make this last all week.
00:01:24Last item of the day boys, two lovely sisters.
00:01:49Early 20s. Healthy. Strong enough to work. Young enough to bed. Children! Woohoo!
00:02:04What the hell?
00:02:06Seriously? Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:12Exactly. Just an ungrateful mouth to feed. Half the time they don't even work. God forbid you knock them up,
00:02:19then you fuck forever.
00:02:25If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them. But even if I did, we
00:02:31would just starve to death.
00:02:35This world sucks.
00:02:36Look at that skin. And those tints!
00:02:42When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:45Limited time offer, boys. Two for one. Place those bids!
00:02:52I was the daughter of the richest family in the city. Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:02:57I swear, I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:09Suitable host detected. System activation complete. Rescue mission required.
00:03:14What? What the hell is this? Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:20This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:25This thing is alien tech?
00:03:27Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:36Preserve humanity?
00:03:40Compatible partner confirmed. Rescue required to initiate binding. Time remaining three minutes. Failure will result in host death.
00:03:57It won't come on.
00:03:59Wait. Is that why that guy's arm was gray? He failed to do what the system asked? What do I
00:04:06do now?
00:04:21Easy, gentlemen. This blade cuts everyone the same. You want these girls? You're gonna have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:35He didn't attack us. He's not like the others.
00:04:40If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls. The warhead and white top guns, that knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:51Alright.
00:04:52I'm not staying for this stupid ass auction. Wait, wait, wait!
00:04:56What if we buy them, have our, uh, bun, and then sell them off?
00:05:02What if they die?
00:05:03Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:08What works for me?
00:05:10Alright. One can of food.
00:05:15Hey, who's gonna beat that?
00:05:23No. I can't let this happen. If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:33One can.
00:05:38And, and a bar of chocolate.
00:05:45Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:49Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:52Easy, gentlemen. The ladies are watching.
00:05:55Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:00Alright.
00:06:01You wanna play?
00:06:04I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:08Two cans!
00:06:09Whoa!
00:06:11Two cans!
00:06:13Looks like Jack's feeling generous!
00:06:16It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:19The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:22What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:24You scared?
00:06:25Come on.
00:06:27Show us what you got.
00:06:33Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:36Shit!
00:06:37I can't let Jack get his hands on the girls.
00:06:42God.
00:06:43Last can.
00:06:44You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:46I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:06:49He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:52Is he trying to save us?
00:06:57Spouse affection increase detected.
00:06:59Reward granted.
00:07:01Item issued.
00:07:0220 cans of meat.
00:07:0420 cans of produce.
00:07:0620 units of purified water.
00:07:20Holy shit.
00:07:21This is a lot of food.
00:07:23I could live off this for months.
00:07:26Oh, too bad.
00:07:27Looks like...
00:07:28Looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:30Dude, I really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:33What a joke.
00:07:35You think you can compete with me?
00:07:37Oh, too bad.
00:07:38Over women.
00:07:39Come on.
00:07:40You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:42Money.
00:07:43Girls.
00:07:43Whatever it is.
00:07:44I always get there first.
00:07:54Oh, yeah?
00:07:57Well, how about this?
00:08:21How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:23No way.
00:08:23I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:27Whatever he bids, I bid in one more can.
00:08:33So, are you bidding?
00:08:37All right.
00:08:39If no one else is bidding,
00:08:40looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:44Going once.
00:08:46Going twice.
00:08:50Sold!
00:08:50Go!
00:09:03Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:06Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:20Go!
00:09:21I've been feeling ready, ready on your market.
00:09:24Ready, set, go, go and take it through your step.
00:09:26And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:29But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:35Till the day I die.
00:09:37I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:41This system is insane.
00:09:42Hmm.
00:09:47Next time I see you,
00:09:48I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:13We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:32Compatible spouse detected. Rescue required for binding.
00:10:36Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:38Time to complete two minutes.
00:10:40This again? In only two minutes?
00:10:44Told you. I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:47I know where Billy keeps his goods. I can take you there.
00:10:50Bridget, why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:10:52Just had two women taken away from me. I am pissed.
00:10:57Damn it, you're gonna help.
00:11:11Stay here. You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:28Arthur, you again? You're fucking dead. I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to the
00:11:35strays! Stay back!
00:11:38Really? A bottle of water?
00:11:46Molotov!
00:11:59Shit! That was my only Molotov.
00:12:0445 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:2745 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:35Fuck. Why won't they back off?
00:12:45Arthur, you're dead. You hear me? I'm dead!
00:12:49This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:04Come on! Let's go! Go! Go!
00:13:13Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:16Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased. Current total, 3.
00:13:21Affection metrics. Mary, 15.
00:13:25Karen, 10.
00:13:28Susan, 10.
00:13:32Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:35Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:13:38Spells affection levels increased. Rewards issued. Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:43Two MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:45Four clips of ammunition.
00:13:4750 rounds each.
00:13:48Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:13:50Two rifles?
00:13:52But guns are extinct.
00:13:53And now I've got two?
00:13:55Food, meds, weapons?
00:13:57I might actually be the apex.
00:14:02Hey, let's move.
00:14:03It's not safe here.
00:14:04Cool.
00:14:14Uh, welcome to the Five Star Apocalypse Hotel.
00:14:18No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:14:24Hope you don't mind.
00:14:26You're kidding.
00:14:27How can this Chewbox fit whole four of us?
00:14:30I don't mind at all.
00:14:32You saved us.
00:14:34It's more than enough.
00:14:36We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:38It's gonna be fine.
00:14:42I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:44You are...
00:14:46I'm Karen Linton.
00:14:48And this is my little sister.
00:14:50We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:14:54I'm Mary.
00:15:01Really?
00:15:03None of you know who I am?
00:15:09I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:11Oh.
00:15:12Country pumpkins.
00:15:14I was supposed to escape with my dad, but...
00:15:16He left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:21Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:25I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:28Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:31Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:34I'll help.
00:15:35Yeah.
00:15:36Right.
00:15:38Damn.
00:15:39She really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:42Great.
00:15:42He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:45Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:49But me?
00:15:50Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:15:52Hell no.
00:15:53Alright, we'll start with chicken soup.
00:15:55About half a gallon.
00:15:56Just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:13Wow.
00:16:14How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:23Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:30Well, what were you staring at?
00:16:45Nothing, just...
00:16:47I don't want you overdoing it.
00:16:49I got it.
00:16:52It's fine.
00:16:54You cut us out of that auction.
00:16:56So I'm your wife now.
00:16:59I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:03Anything to make you happy.
00:17:30She's cute.
00:17:32I got it.
00:17:33Okay, let me help.
00:17:35Right there.
00:17:42You didn't just save me.
00:17:45You gave me food.
00:17:47A place to stay.
00:17:49If I could stay here the rest of my life,
00:17:52that would make me really happy.
00:18:08Damn, this system is for real.
00:18:24I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:28Wow, she moves fast.
00:18:31Just cute, but charm, that's my lane.
00:18:36Okay, dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:45Oh no, I think I twisted my ankle.
00:18:48Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:18:50I don't think I can stand.
00:18:52Here, come try to stand.
00:18:53My legs feel really weak right now.
00:18:56It's a good thing you caught me.
00:18:59You're so strong.
00:19:01It makes me feel safe.
00:19:04Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:19Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:22I can keep you warm, give you a massage.
00:19:29Maybe even...
00:19:30Oh.
00:19:32Why don't we make things a little more interesting
00:19:35and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:40Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:43Oh, I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:19:57Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:01No.
00:20:02No, nothing.
00:20:03It was just really hot in there.
00:20:08Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:13In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:16If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:20These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:23I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:26So...
00:20:27It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:30And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:33They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:38Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:40This is delicious.
00:20:57Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:00No, I am.
00:21:02It's just...
00:21:03It's really hot in here.
00:21:05Yeah.
00:21:11Oh, wait.
00:21:28Sorry.
00:21:31Susan?
00:21:33What do you think you're doing?
00:21:35I'm just giving her husband a little massage.
00:21:38Yeah.
00:21:40Oh, well.
00:21:40You must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:45Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:47I could help you relax.
00:21:48Great idea.
00:21:51I'll help too.
00:21:58If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:11Free forgiveness for the things that I've done.
00:22:15I'll be forever here hoping I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:25Now I try to repent.
00:22:29Lord, I try and I regret all of the hurt I had cause I'm no angel.
00:22:39This is too good to be true.
00:22:44Did you guys hear that?
00:22:49Yeah.
00:22:52Is everyone okay?
00:22:54Okay.
00:22:55Forget the massage.
00:22:56We need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:06All right.
00:23:07There should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:11Mary?
00:23:13You okay?
00:23:17You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:19Yeah.
00:23:20I'm okay, though.
00:23:22I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:24But you go on without me.
00:23:27Okay.
00:23:29But if you hear a sound, you lock the door and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:41Wait.
00:23:44You're not going to leave me, right?
00:23:50I'm going to come right back.
00:23:52I'm going to abandon my girls.
00:23:57Okay, babe.
00:23:58I'll wait for you.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:13That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:17Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:20We women waiting on her and more food till the rest of us come by.
00:24:24Then we take it.
00:24:27All of it.
00:24:41Arthur?
00:24:42You're back already?
00:25:09You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:25Good.
00:25:26Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:28At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:33Arthur!
00:25:34Something's wrong!
00:25:37Mary?
00:25:38Mary!
00:25:39Mary!
00:25:40Mary!
00:25:40Mary!
00:25:44She might not have made it.
00:25:44Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:25:45Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:25:47Your woman is in my hands.
00:25:50Your woman is in my hands.
00:25:50Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:25:54It's Jack and his guys.
00:25:56I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:25:58Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:01They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:02Those guys are animals.
00:26:04Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:06No, no.
00:26:07No, Mary is alive.
00:26:09There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:12That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:15They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:17So what do we do?
00:26:27Now both of you stay here.
00:26:29I'm going alone.
00:26:30Alone?
00:26:31Are you crazy?
00:26:32Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:34You can't just-
00:26:35Hey.
00:26:36Don't worry.
00:26:38I'm gonna bring Mary back.
00:26:47I've got a secret weapon.
00:26:57Boss!
00:26:59Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:08Arthur was waiting.
00:27:09Mary really is still alive.
00:27:11You promised Arthur would stay home.
00:27:13I don't trust him alone.
00:27:14Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:25Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:28Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:32So we have to stay sharp.
00:27:50From my chest to the wounds.
00:27:51No, no.
00:27:58No, I'm just trying to keep an eye.
00:28:01I don't know if it's all right.
00:28:02Is it good to keep an eye on me?
00:28:03No, no, no.
00:28:09If you can put another leg coming around.
00:28:09Look who's here. And you even came alone. Did you come here to die? Or to give us some food?
00:28:16He's here because he's pussy whipped. Look at him. Horny fucking dog.
00:28:25Did you bring the stuff or not?
00:28:28I sure did.
00:28:30Arthur, don't do this for me. I'm not worth it.
00:28:33Shut up! This isn't your time to talk!
00:28:38Don't worry, Mary. I will get you out of here.
00:28:54So we can go hunting. I know a spot. Now it's kind of isolated, a little bit far away, but
00:28:59I think...
00:29:00Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony. We good?
00:29:06What?
00:29:07I gave you the goods, you gave me the girl. That was the deal, right?
00:29:11What girl?
00:29:27I gave you the supplies. Now you let Mary go.
00:29:32Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything? Nope.
00:29:36I've never seen him before in my life.
00:29:38You heard him. Now beat it.
00:29:41Come on, guys. Let's be fair.
00:29:49Surround him.
00:30:00He is surrounded. We have to help him.
00:30:02Are you crazy? Look how many people there are.
00:30:10Oh, okay. All right, all right, all right, all right. I see what's going on here. I know what you
00:30:15guys are gonna do.
00:30:16Be smart. Get the fuck out!
00:30:28I gave you a chance.
00:30:45RISE, MOTHERFUCKER!
00:30:46Fuck! Real guns, he's got real guns!
00:30:57Wait, a gun? A real fucking gun?
00:31:00How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:01There are more of us, he can't have that many rounds!
00:31:04Yeah, yeah, with all the shots he fired, you probably burned through half a mag already!
00:31:07Fuck, I don't care how many bullets he's got!
00:31:09We rush him together!
00:31:11The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls!
00:31:36Come on!
00:31:39Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:31:48Don't move!
00:31:51We're not done yet.
00:31:58Look, I'm sorry, okay? I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:04It is fucking Jack!
00:32:05Yes, it is all his fault!
00:32:07He's lying!
00:32:08I didn't do anything!
00:32:10Tony took your girls, he stole your supplies!
00:32:13Don't shoot me!
00:32:15Don't shoot me!
00:32:17Don't shoot me!
00:32:17We can talk this out!
00:32:51I thought I was never gonna see you again!
00:32:54I told you I'd come back!
00:32:56Oh my God!
00:32:57Hey, what are you doing here? I told you guys to stay home!
00:33:00We were so worried about you!
00:33:02We were so worried about you!
00:33:02I was so scared I thought you were gonna die!
00:33:05Oh really?
00:33:05That's not what you were saying a second ago!
00:33:07How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:10Oh man!
00:33:11God, that was so hard!
00:33:13Times are changing, but I know where I'm going
00:33:17The smile of my blood driving me home
00:33:21Bao's affection levels increased
00:33:27Rewards delivered to residents
00:33:29Purified water, 20 liters
00:33:31Canned meat, 20 units
00:33:33Milk, 20 cartons
00:33:39Come on, let's go home
00:33:46As for you guys
00:33:50Come here
00:33:52Okay
00:33:55Don't kill me
00:33:57Please
00:33:58We'll give you back everything
00:34:00Shut up
00:34:02On your knees
00:34:06Arthur, man
00:34:07Please
00:34:10Please don't kill us, man
00:34:11We were classmates, right?
00:34:16We'll work for you
00:34:17Hands on the ground
00:34:32Hands on the ground
00:34:38You remember this
00:34:39If you ever
00:34:42Come near my wives again
00:34:44I'll shoot you in the skull
00:34:48Get out of here
00:34:49Now!
00:35:00Ladies!
00:35:02What's on the feast tonight?
00:35:03Huh?
00:35:04Come on
00:35:05At our new home
00:35:12AFFECTION METRICS
00:35:14Mary, 30
00:35:16Karen, 15
00:35:18Susan, 25
00:35:20Human Civilization Continuation Progress, 33%
00:35:25Civilization... continuation?
00:35:29Primary objective
00:35:30Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization
00:35:35What happens when it reaches a hundred percent?
00:35:38Baybag brought you a clean towel
00:35:41I'll just leave you here
00:35:42Okay
00:35:44Thanks
00:35:53Ahh
00:36:08What did you do today?
00:36:10You're so unpleasant
00:36:10Makes you right
00:36:10...
00:36:10Some Glazes
00:36:18Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:21Arthur, you saved me, fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:34I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:41And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:36:45Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:36:50I know what you're thinking, and I'm going to regret it.
00:36:57But I won't.
00:37:00I choose you.
00:37:07You wrap around your finger, though I feel like a tiger, you need to tame.
00:37:16I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:37:21You take the rest of me, yes you do.
00:37:27You take the rest of me, you can't ever know.
00:37:33You take the rest of me.
00:37:37Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:39Seems like my husband hasn't been able to be more even a while.
00:37:44It's been a long week.
00:37:49I'll take good care.
00:37:55I can feel the hand on my back.
00:37:58I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:02And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:08I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:38:14Hey.
00:38:15You take the rest of me, yes you do.
00:38:20You take the rest of me, you can't ever know.
00:38:27You take the rest of me, yes you do.
00:38:36Arthur.
00:38:38Baby, don't stop.
00:38:41Please.
00:38:43Unbelievable.
00:38:44She actually made the first move.
00:38:47I won't be left behind.
00:38:49Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:38:54Hold me tighter.
00:38:57You're driving me insane.
00:39:00Oh my God.
00:39:07Damn it.
00:39:08I want sex too.
00:39:10I want a man.
00:39:19Arthur.
00:39:22Arthur.
00:39:23Arthur.
00:39:24You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone.
00:39:30And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:32Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:39:35I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guns.
00:39:39If I had a gun, you three would have been a corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:39:44Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:50Okay, best we can manage.
00:39:5343% alcohol.
00:39:58You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:00Hmm, not bad.
00:40:0443%, huh?
00:40:07It'll do.
00:40:10We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:14As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:40:21him myself.
00:40:22Oh, no.
00:40:22Heh, heh.
00:40:23Heh, heh.
00:40:24Heh, heh.
00:40:25Heh, heh.
00:40:25Heh, heh.
00:40:26Heh, heh, heh.
00:40:27Heh, heh.
00:40:29Heh, heh, heh.
00:40:30Heh, heh, heh.
00:40:33Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:35Rewards issued.
00:40:3720 liters.
00:40:3820 liters.
00:40:39Micro generators.
00:40:413 units.
00:40:42Purified water.
00:40:4330 liters.
00:40:44Food.
00:40:4430 cans.
00:40:45Affection metrics.
00:40:47Mary.
00:40:4730.
00:40:48Increased to 50.
00:40:49Susan.
00:40:5035.
00:40:50And Karen.
00:40:5115.
00:40:52Increased to 60.
00:40:54Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:01Karen?
00:41:04Oh, no.
00:41:05You look so hot.
00:41:08I can't help myself.
00:41:16Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:24Karen, are you okay?
00:41:27Yeah.
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:28Yeah, I'm...
00:41:28I'm fine.
00:41:31I'm...
00:41:32I'm gonna go change and...
00:41:34I'll come back out.
00:41:36Okay.
00:41:39Whew.
00:41:40That was close.
00:41:41He almost found out about the mutation.
00:41:43What's wrong with her?
00:41:46What's wrong with her?
00:41:55What is this?
00:42:04I adore her.
00:42:09A basement?
00:42:12I knew something was off.
00:42:14A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:17Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:20Come on.
00:42:22Let's go check it out.
00:42:37What the hell?
00:42:41It's gold.
00:42:43There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:42:45Gold, huh?
00:42:47In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:42:57Now this...
00:43:01This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:05The real gold of our era?
00:43:09These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:11I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least...
00:43:13Free nuclear war?
00:43:15Maybe even older?
00:43:16In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:19Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:21That's basically gold now.
00:43:23This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:26The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:30There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:32These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:3550 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:38Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:43:45This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:48Look at this much booze.
00:43:50We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:43:53Make it ours.
00:43:55Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:43:59Here!
00:44:00Here!
00:44:00Here!
00:44:03And...
00:44:04Jump!
00:44:05Jump!
00:44:12Wait, it is pretty sure neither.
00:44:15Oh, yeah!
00:44:21Arthur...
00:44:22Here.
00:44:33Karen?
00:44:34Karen?
00:44:35What are you doing?
00:44:37Are you into women?
00:44:41Karen?
00:44:47It's me, Susan!
00:44:48Stop!
00:44:54Karen!
00:44:55Karen!
00:44:55Are you drunk?
00:44:56Hey, hey, hey!
00:44:58Oh, man!
00:44:59I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:02Ow!
00:45:08Hey!
00:45:09Karen!
00:45:09Calm down!
00:45:11Hey!
00:45:12Hey!
00:45:15Hey!
00:45:22Hey!
00:45:24Hey!
00:45:24Hey!
00:45:25Hey!
00:45:26Hey!
00:45:26Hey!
00:45:26Hey!
00:45:27Hey!
00:45:29She's okay.
00:45:30She's just knocked out.
00:45:32What happened?
00:45:34I don't know.
00:45:35She was drunk.
00:45:37She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:39No, no, no.
00:45:39She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:45:41It's the mutation.
00:45:43Mutation?
00:45:44When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:45:47She took the blast head on.
00:45:49The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:45:54An unstable libido.
00:45:56Sometimes it spikes.
00:45:59Violently.
00:46:02So what do we do?
00:46:03She needs adrenaline.
00:46:04A shot of it.
00:46:05But we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:09I know where to get her.
00:46:11Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:13Tilly Jackson?
00:46:14The Wasteland Queen?
00:46:15She's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:17And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:23All right.
00:46:25Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:26And after that, I'll meet with the Queen.
00:46:45It looks like she held out for a long time.
00:46:49I'm gonna trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:46:51Don't you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:46:56Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:00A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:05Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:08Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:12That's what people say.
00:47:13She's a sadist.
00:47:15She toys men for fun.
00:47:16All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:28It's gonna be okay.
00:47:29I'll be right back.
00:47:58I'll be right back.
00:48:11So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:17That's right.
00:48:28Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:3050 bottles worth.
00:48:35Are you trying to fool me with some watered down garbage?
00:48:39You know how that is.
00:48:45I brewed this myself.
00:48:47Alright, it's nothing like the watered down crap out there.
00:48:51I promise you'll like it.
00:48:53Funny.
00:48:54The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:48:58Because I cut it out.
00:49:03Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:08Harder!
00:49:09Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:15You know.
00:49:17You might just barely qualify.
00:49:20That's my footrest.
00:49:27You.
00:49:28Go try.
00:49:40That smell.
00:49:42That's real booze.
00:49:44Wait!
00:49:45I'll try it myself.
00:49:53This better be real.
00:49:55Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:07Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:09That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:24That's Arthur.
00:50:27The fraud.
00:50:32oh my old classmate i didn't even recognize you after all these years well i never forgot about
00:50:40you raymond or any of the lessons you taught me back in school
00:50:56arthur didn't i tell you when you are being bullied you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong
00:51:03first but instead you snitched on me to the deep and now i'm suspended you happy now you piece of
00:51:12shit you're all gonna pay for this
00:51:19arthur
00:51:25remember the space of yours you're stuck with with the rest of your life
00:51:37that bathroom cocktail really stuck with you
00:51:42now you're scamming us with fake boo yeah that crap we saw that bottle in the trash yesterday
00:51:49it's the color of piss how'd you brew that with your own urine
00:51:56guys guys queen tilt i heard you got a batch of adrenaline that that's about to expire so
00:52:02so i brought these two bottles as an exchange
00:52:08that's good thank you
00:52:10no
00:52:32strong before the war this wouldn't even passed as premium
00:52:40but now it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline
00:52:47thank you thank you and as for this fraud since we're classmates we could give them a quick less
00:52:54painful death
00:53:02and you
00:53:03now how can you decide you haven't even tried my booze wait tilly why bother i mean just look at
00:53:09it cloudy as hell god knows what kind of shit you dumped in there i know him better than anyone
00:53:14we went to high school together we went to high school together he's always been shit yeah
00:53:18enough
00:53:22fine we'll do this properly but he can drink it
00:53:29i'm not drinking the sewage
00:53:39good boy
00:53:41good boy
00:53:41good boy
00:53:54this is insane
00:53:59it's a gift from god
00:54:03he's not drinking it did i mess up his sense of taste or what
00:54:09the hell this guy can actually make booze i have no idea i mean he is the guy that pulled
00:54:14a gun
00:54:15on us so yeah maybe
00:54:19i approve whiskey
00:54:26all right
00:54:40blue flame
00:54:42that only happens with hyper flicker
00:54:44i want your whiskey all of it everything that you have
00:54:48let me taste it sure but i want the fresh adrenaline syringes first
00:54:55deal
00:55:00oh yeah
00:55:01oh that's it i never thought i'd taste anything like this again
00:55:05queen tilly
00:55:08maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:55:16yeah we should
00:55:19beat it
00:55:20all three of you and take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:23arthur please just give us do us a favor give us a little bit of adrenaline please a little bit
00:55:29we'll do anything you want
00:55:34anything
00:55:35yes
00:55:36anything
00:55:38okay
00:55:39we'll do anything you want
00:55:42i want you to drink his piss
00:55:43arthur don't be a jerk man we've known each other since school
00:55:47yeah
00:55:48yeah we did and look where that got you
00:55:51are you serious right now
00:55:52queen tilly i think it's time to send them out
00:56:02you fucking touched me
00:56:03hey
00:56:05this isn't over arthur
00:56:07i'll make you pay for it i will i swear
00:56:09a man who can make liquor like this
00:56:13i need to keep him close
00:56:14queen tilly now aside from the adrenaline
00:56:19i'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:21with your approval
00:56:24your whiskey bought you a place here
00:56:27call me tilly
00:56:29and whatever business you run
00:56:32i take eighty percent
00:56:33eighty
00:56:35come on that's insane
00:56:36too much
00:56:38well
00:56:40there is one way that we can waive it
00:56:42and what might that be
00:56:48be
00:56:49my husband
00:56:57plenty of toys here
00:57:01pick one
00:57:02we have time
00:57:13um
00:57:14you know maybe i can work with eighty percent
00:57:16shut up
00:57:18i am tired of the same boring games
00:57:23i want to try something different
00:57:27i'll be the masochist
00:57:29and you be the sadist
00:57:31i don't need to run
00:57:39i don't need to hide
00:57:43eyes on the zone
00:57:47all night gets early
00:57:49compatible spouse detected
00:57:52rescue required
00:57:53subject must be claimed as spouse
00:57:56failure will initiate host death
00:57:58oh come on
00:58:10here
00:58:11call me on this
00:58:13now on
00:58:15your taxes are waived
00:58:17and as long as you remain in wasteland city
00:58:20no one will mess with you ever again
00:58:23all right i'll uh
00:58:25contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the fifty bottles
00:58:29no need
00:58:31i'll come myself
00:58:33with my people
00:58:35i hear that you have three wives
00:58:38i want to meet them
00:58:41see what kind of women besides me
00:58:44keep you interested
00:58:50why do i feel like a male escort
00:58:53new spouse registered reward issued anti-radiation serum motorcycle
00:58:58anti-radiation serum and a new motorcycle
00:59:03spouse's life signal critical immediate treatment required
00:59:07the devil in disguise
00:59:17aaaaaaah
00:59:18come here
00:59:29karen
00:59:31Hold on.
00:59:33Come here!
00:59:35Come here!
00:59:36Help me! Let her go!
00:59:38Help me!
00:59:43I'm dead!
00:59:45I'm dead!
00:59:47None of you
00:59:52are men!
00:59:54Fuck off!
00:59:55No!
00:59:56No!
01:00:06Karen, stop!
01:00:11She's having a full episode!
01:00:12She's lost control!
01:00:13Help me!
01:00:16Arthur!
01:00:20Right there!
01:00:23Let me...
01:00:28Karen, stop!
01:00:34Karen, stop!
01:00:37Get it off!
01:00:38Karen!
01:00:42I can't hold her much longer!
01:00:44Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:00:46What if I could? Look at me!
01:00:48I can't get hard like this!
01:00:58Karen!
01:01:10Oh my god!
01:01:12Oh my god!
01:01:13Karen!
01:01:15She's operating!
01:01:17What?
01:01:18What?
01:01:19Karen!
01:01:20Karen!
01:01:21No!
01:01:21Karen!
01:01:21Come on!
01:01:23Warning!
01:01:24Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:26If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate!
01:01:30No!
01:01:33Karen, come on!
01:01:34Come on!
01:01:34Come on!
01:01:35Karen, stay with me!
01:01:36Come on!
01:01:36Come on!
01:01:36Stay with me!
01:01:37Come on, Karen!
01:01:40Why is this happening?
01:01:41I already gave her the adrenaline.
01:01:42Come on!
01:01:45Karen, wake up!
01:01:47Spouse life status.
01:01:48Karen, 0%.
01:01:50Post-death in 10 seconds.
01:01:53Midbox! Midbox!
01:01:55Come on, Karen, I'm not gonna lose you!
01:01:58I'm out of options.
01:01:59Please, let this work.
01:02:01Come on, Karen, I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:04Stay with me!
01:02:06Karen!
01:02:19Come on, Karen!
01:02:37I'm okay!
01:02:38You're okay!
01:02:39Oh, my God!
01:02:40Oh, my God!
01:02:43Kristen!
01:02:44I'm so sorry, I'm right.
01:02:45Are you okay?
01:02:47Are you okay?
01:02:48I'm fine.
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:50I'm okay.
01:02:54You're still with us.
01:02:58Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:00The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:05I'm normal now.
01:03:09So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:13It actually worked.
01:03:15Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:18Rewards issued.
01:03:20Formal dresses.
01:03:21Three sets.
01:03:36Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:03:40Come get your whiskey.
01:03:42Barrel-aged.
01:03:43Free samples.
01:03:45Oh, my God.
01:03:45Where did he get a gun?
01:03:48Free samples?
01:03:49This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:03:51We're trying to find out.
01:03:53One sample for a person.
01:04:06This is everything I have.
01:04:07Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:09Can I get a half?
01:04:10Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:30I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:04:34So if you want a taste, line up.
01:04:53What do you got?
01:04:57Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:00Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:03Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:06An ex-Marine?
01:05:08That will prove useful.
01:05:13From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:16One bottle a month.
01:05:20Hell, for that, I'll lay down my life for you.
01:05:25I used to run gangs.
01:05:29I got five under me.
01:05:32We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:05:39As for you guys, I need salesmen.
01:05:43You know this town better than anyone.
01:05:46Spread out.
01:05:47Find customers.
01:05:49Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:05:5130%?
01:05:52You're too generous.
01:05:54Thank you, boss.
01:05:55Thank you, boss.
01:05:55Thank you, boss.
01:06:00Things sure are looking up.
01:06:05I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:07Four wives are enough.
01:06:09Okay, on your feet.
01:06:11Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:13I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:15I don't need more women.
01:06:17Yes, boss.
01:06:20Let's get this party started.
01:06:37First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:06:41Not a bad haul.
01:06:50I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:06:55He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:07Count's done, boss.
01:07:08We're all good.
01:07:12Human civilization continuation progress, 47%.
01:07:17So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:07:34I'm out of bullets.
01:07:35System hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:07:38I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:07:41Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:07:46Please seize the reproduction window.
01:07:50Babe, we should shower.
01:07:52Together?
01:07:54Arthur.
01:07:55My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:07:58Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:01Hey, me first.
01:08:03Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:14Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:17The four of us saves water.
01:08:34Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:08:38We represent Queen Tilly.
01:08:43Come on boys, payday.
01:08:45Doing the Queen's work.
01:08:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:08:47Come on boys, get that money.
01:08:49We're doing the Queen's business.
01:08:50There's more of us than there is them.
01:08:52Come on.
01:08:56Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:08:57We're good, we're good.
01:09:00So, what's going on?
01:09:02These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:05You're business looking pretty good.
01:09:07But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:09Taxes?
01:09:10What taxes?
01:09:12No.
01:09:13You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:16You got to pay 80%.
01:09:18Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:22Here.
01:09:23Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:26I don't know your thing.
01:09:28How dare you call her by her first name.
01:09:31You must have a death wish, punk.
01:09:36Oh.
01:09:46I'll say it again.
01:09:48The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:09:51So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:09:56She's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:01Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:05First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:08And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:12How dare you.
01:10:14Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:17As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:21That's right.
01:10:22The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:24And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:10:28Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:10:32You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:10:40That batch was for Tilly.
01:10:42This is going to be fun.
01:10:48Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:10:54I'm not going to, I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:10:58The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:04She takes all the taxes.
01:11:06You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:15Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:20Well, it's priceless.
01:11:22I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:25Are you threatening us right now?
01:11:27Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:11:31Right, right.
01:11:32I got this.
01:11:33Look, I get it.
01:11:35I get it.
01:11:35You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:11:43The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:11:50or I'm going to have my horny boys back here.
01:11:53Fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:11:55And I'm going to make you watch.
01:11:59All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:03Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:09This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:16You really want to follow him?
01:12:18Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:21I think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:12:27You're free to choose.
01:12:29But remember this.
01:12:31Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:12:36All right.
01:12:37You got three seconds to decide.
01:12:40Either you stand with this guy,
01:12:43or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:12:45One, three, two, one.
01:12:57Oh.
01:13:02I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:06See that?
01:13:07That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:10Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:13you're still worthless.
01:13:16Now, you got two choices before you.
01:13:19Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:22and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:24and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:13:28or option two.
01:13:30You let me screw those three girls.
01:13:35Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:13:39That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:13:41You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:13:44I know.
01:13:45I haven't even asked them to drink piss.
01:13:48Yet.
01:13:50I don't understand.
01:13:52Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:13:54It'll only make things worse.
01:14:00Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:05Loyalty.
01:14:06Her people would die for her.
01:14:09They don't fear death?
01:14:11No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:13Only our faith.
01:14:15That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:17Faith?
01:14:18Belief?
01:14:20Reason to live?
01:14:21Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:24But we have too many critical supplies.
01:14:26There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:14:29Then what do we do?
01:14:31We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:14:36And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:14:40So, you made up your mind yet?
01:14:43You're going to get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:14:47Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:14:51Do you even have to ask?
01:14:54Obviously setting the checks.
01:14:58I'll choose the third option.
01:14:59The third option?
01:15:01Fuck off.
01:15:01You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:04Hey!
01:15:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:06Get him!
01:15:12That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:14How'd he get that?
01:15:15So he gets to my place in five.
01:15:18That's impossible.
01:15:22So he gets to my place in five.
01:15:30Missed me already?
01:15:32Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:15:34See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:15:38What?
01:15:39Which idiots have a death wish?
01:15:42I'll be there in ten.
01:15:44Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:54Mr. Ross!
01:15:55Kill him!
01:15:56How dare he treat you like this?
01:15:58End him now!
01:15:59I swear you're dead.
01:16:00Dead!
01:16:01I'm going to fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of him.
01:16:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:05Calm down, Randy.
01:16:06Calm down.
01:16:07You got riled up.
01:16:09Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:16Yeah, that's right.
01:16:16I did.
01:16:17I'm her husband.
01:16:23So you better back off before you regret it.
01:16:26I'm her husband!
01:16:28He said I'm her husband!
01:16:30He's insane!
01:16:31Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his thighs!
01:16:34So hard in years!
01:16:38Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:16:54Oh, now you can't whiten to your little wittle toy.
01:16:58Oh, sad face.
01:17:01Now I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:09No.
01:17:10I've decided, boys, that I'm going to take everything he has.
01:17:17I've decided, boys, that I'm going to take everything he has.
01:17:22Trash the place!
01:17:24Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:17:27And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:17:30Go!
01:17:34People, what are we doing?
01:17:41Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:17:45Most feet ahead!
01:17:53Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:17:56Save some energy for later.
01:17:57You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:00Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:02Cheers.
01:18:07Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:09Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:11Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:15You, hey, hey, you.
01:18:16Get over here and get pouring.
01:18:20Boss, I think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:22Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:18:24Got it!
01:18:27Fucking cow now!
01:18:45Are you out of your minds?
01:18:53What's going on here?
01:18:55Queen Tilly, you're just in time.
01:18:58We just caught this guy.
01:18:59He's a guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:03I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:05Like, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:09He's undermining your authority.
01:19:14Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:16And you're quite late.
01:19:18It's not very nice of you.
01:19:20Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:22You don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:19:26Who broke these?
01:19:29Oh, we did.
01:19:32That's right.
01:19:32We saved you the trouble.
01:19:34You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:19:35It's crap.
01:19:36That's right.
01:19:37Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:19:41His wife.
01:19:42Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:19:45I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:19:47Whoa, hey.
01:19:50Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:19:53No, no, no.
01:19:55That's not what I meant.
01:19:57Wait a minute.
01:19:58You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:01Oh!
01:20:05Queen...
01:20:05Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:09Literally, it's scavenger.
01:20:15He is my husband.
01:20:17What?
01:20:20And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:20:24What?
01:20:39Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:20:45It was him.
01:20:47He made us do it.
01:20:48He sent us do it.
01:20:49Oh, come on.
01:20:50Don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:20:52Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:20:54Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:20:57Who broke my bottles?
01:21:00Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:04You said...
01:21:05What?
01:21:08Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:11I didn't know...
01:21:12Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:14I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:17Son of a bitch.
01:21:18Arth, please save me.
01:21:20I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:21:22Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:21:25I'm sorry about it earlier.
01:21:26If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:21:28What?
01:21:29Horace, throw him out.
01:21:32Left.
01:21:35Cut off one hand each.
01:21:39Exile them.
01:21:40And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:21:44No.
01:21:45No.
01:21:46You don't understand.
01:21:49Yeah.
01:21:54We need to talk.
01:21:56Come on.
01:22:15Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:19So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:22:33Well, I can't make that choice.
01:22:37You want all of them?
01:22:39Back off.
01:22:40Why are you targeting my husband?
01:22:43Exactly.
01:22:44We don't care who you are.
01:22:46We've been with Arthur longer.
01:22:48We're not afraid of you.
01:22:49Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:22:53Right, honey?
01:22:54I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:22:59Yes!
01:23:00Fuck it!
01:23:03Woo!
01:23:04Ah!
01:23:06Ah!
01:23:07Ah!
01:23:07Ah!
01:23:07Ah!
01:23:08Ah!
01:23:08Ah!
01:23:08Ah!
01:23:09Ah!
01:23:11Ah!
01:23:14Woo!
01:23:15Yay!
01:23:16What the hell?
01:23:18How do they have guns?
01:23:22Surprise, motherfucker!
01:23:24Come on, Arthur.
01:23:25I know you're in there.
01:23:26You didn't expect this, did you?
01:23:28We got plenty of guns now!
01:23:29We found them in an abandoned military base.
01:23:32That's where you got your rifle to, right?
01:23:38Honey, take out your gun, too.
01:23:39Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:23:41I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:23:44Damn it.
01:23:45I knew I should have brought more people.
01:23:48We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:23:52We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:23:55I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:02They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:04Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:07Get to the basement now.
01:24:09No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:12Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:13I'll draw them away.
01:24:15Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:17Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:18If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:24:20If they set the house on fire, none of us are going to make it out alive.
01:24:24The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:24:28Come on, Arthur.
01:24:29Come out.
01:24:30I know you're in the head.
01:24:31Bring your bitches with you.
01:24:33Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor?
01:24:38You're surrounded.
01:24:39So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:24:42Come on.
01:25:00I will die for my lives.
01:25:03I can do this all day.
01:25:05I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it.
01:25:07But get to the basement now.
01:25:09No.
01:25:12If we go, we go together.
01:25:15Yes.
01:25:16If you die, we die with you.
01:25:19Yes.
01:25:20I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:25:31Okay.
01:25:33But we're covering Tilly.
01:25:35Tilly, get to the basement.
01:25:37There are plenty of supplies down there that will last you for a while.
01:25:40My people were slaughtered.
01:25:43I'm a fallen queen now.
01:25:45Why would you still want to help me?
01:25:47As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:25:58Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:05We're in this together.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:18Spouse affection levels increased.
01:26:21Rewards issued.
01:26:22RPG, 10.
01:26:23MP5, 1.
01:26:25Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:26:2750 armed guards.
01:26:28Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:26:31Are saved.
01:26:42Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:26:46Okay.
01:26:47Okay.
01:26:47You got me.
01:26:48I surrender.
01:26:50Stop shooting.
01:26:52Get your ass out here.
01:26:55Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:26:58Fine.
01:26:59But guns down first.
01:27:01If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:06All right.
01:27:07You come out nice and slow.
01:27:11No funny business.
01:27:22Surprise, motherfucker.
01:27:24Oh, shit.
01:27:26Oh, shit.
01:27:26Oh, shit.
01:27:27Oh, shit.
01:27:32I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:27:35Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:27:43My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:27:46So I live to protect them.
01:27:49Babe.
01:27:50Pray these.
01:27:54Baby, here you go.
01:27:58Darling, don't forget, you're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:02And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:06Honey, why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:09All right, ladies.
01:28:10We'll get some rest.
01:28:12I have a city to run.
01:28:15I have a city to run.
01:28:15Your majesty.
01:28:17Detecting children.
01:28:18Human civilization progress.
01:28:2060%.
01:28:21This is the start of my empire.
01:28:23You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:28:25Kiss, kiss, baby.
01:28:29I'm a angel, I'm a killer.
01:28:31Kiss, kiss, baby.
01:28:36And I'm caught up on the trigger.
01:28:37I'll hold your back when I'm holding the knife.
01:28:41Crossing my fingers when you close your eyes.
01:28:45Kiss, kiss, baby.
01:28:49And I'm caught up on the trigger.
01:28:53Yeah.
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