00:01Faith? Faith, are you okay?
00:03Um, do you guys want help?
00:04She's fine.
00:06Guys, she said she's fine. You can all go now.
00:08Are you sure? I've never seen that much.
00:19Ugh, he was kinda ugly too.
00:22That's kinda the worst part, because just imagine what the baby's gonna look like.
00:25I think I'll be pretty cute.
00:27Wait, how'd you even meet this guy?
00:29A friend of a friend.
00:33So, are you gonna keep it?
00:35Shut up!
00:35I'm not keeping it.
00:37Wait, what if it's like, really cute though?
00:39I'm not.
00:41Can you drive me to Planned Parenthood?
00:43Fine.
00:48Dude, abortions cost money.
00:49Why would I know that?
00:50Oh my god, hi!
00:51Now, no offense, but you guys are kinda the last people I was expecting to come to our protest.
00:55Oh, actually, we're not here for-
00:57Oh yes, we wouldn't miss it.
00:59Wait, please don't do this.
01:01Please, please don't.
01:02A potion is murder.
01:04You know that, right?
01:05You're killing a baby.
01:07Yeah, you're killing a baby.
01:08You're killing a baby.
01:09We're here.
01:11Our return.
01:17She's wearing a sweater.
01:19It's like 90 degrees out.
01:22she's definitely pregnant right hey do you mind having a quick chat with me in my office after
01:29class so i've been hearing some unsavory rumors about you and i just wanted to let you know
01:35that you can always talk to me and you know i know you would never do that kind of stuff
01:39but if you did you can always tell me oh my god i would never do that kind of stuff
01:46it's a really weird story but basically it was a divine conception at our school
01:53this hasn't happened in thousands of years but we need to tell the news we need to tell the pope
02:07lola i told miss smith that i was like pregnant with baby jesus but honestly she was being so
02:12nosy and i think she told the nuns because they didn't follow me around all day oh my god you're
02:18the one that started that rumor dude everyone knows hey lila you're friends with faith right it's lola
02:24yeah whatever anyway i always thought you guys were really cool let's hang out sometime
02:29wait where are you i'll come before
02:36mom she told the news it was bad enough when everyone explained but now everyone knows
02:42i'm going to hell uh miss smith can we go home now since we don't have any tables or anything
02:49face face are you okay i'm gonna confess
02:58i lied it wasn't a divine conception i just i just didn't think she was going to tell anyone
03:03hail mary for the grace the lord is oh my god dude you look terrible is it morning signals
03:11oh my god okay it's gonna be okay it's gonna be okay it's gonna be okay it's gonna be fine
03:17fuck fuck fuck why isn't it working
03:23i can feel the baby coming out
03:31i think you should move the mic a little closer
03:38get the fuck out um do you mind speaking up a little bit for the camera
03:52something in the way she moves
04:00attracts me like no other lover
04:06something in the way she moves me
04:13hi i have a nicu nurse here for uh faith newman can we come in
04:23hello
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