00:04Hey, Chris.
00:05Hey Bernard, how's the eczema?
00:07I remember my name.
00:08And bless you.
00:09Phil, your car's getting towed.
00:10And phone in three, two, one.
00:14Lisa, tell Mike to take your son out of the daycare center.
00:16It's a front for a meth lab.
00:20Mike?
00:21Hey, Jack.
00:24Hey, Chris?
00:26Yeah?
00:26Um, just curious.
00:30Are you Groundhog Day-ing?
00:34Groundhog Day-ing?
00:35What?
00:36Yeah, like repeating the same day over and over again in some kind of like time loop.
00:40I mean, I was just, I felt like I was just having like a normal-
00:44I totally am!
00:47What?!
00:48That's amazing!
00:49No way!
00:49No, totally way!
00:50No way!
00:51That's a real thing!
00:52Apparently!
00:53Wow!
00:55I have so many questions.
00:57Ask.
00:58Me.
00:59Anything.
01:00Have you ever won the lottery?
01:01Yep.
01:02Have you ever stolen a car?
01:03Car, tank, space shuttle?
01:04Have we ever had this conversation before?
01:05Yep.
01:06Have you learned like a bunch of like cool tricks and stuff?
01:08Oh, dude.
01:14Eight of clubs.
01:17Okay.
01:18Lost World, page 261, line 31.
01:20Go.
01:20You really can't see him, Dodson thought.
01:21The Tyrannosaur bellowed a ferocious sound.
01:23Yeah.
01:23That's cool.
01:24Dog barks.
01:25Ambulance passes.
01:26That same dog steps on a horn and drops a glass.
01:30Splosison.
01:31Denska.
01:31And Gordy.
01:33Hardest thing I've ever learned.
01:39How many people have you like met?
01:41I'm pretty sure all of them.
01:43How many lives have you saved?
01:45Like 20.
01:45That's it?
01:46Yeah.
01:46Have you finally written your novel?
01:47Yeah.
01:48I'll get around to it.
01:49Can I see the juggling again?
01:51Have you tried to figure out how to like break out of the loop?
01:53Oh yeah, every day.
01:54What if you stay up all night and just don't fall asleep?
01:56Tried it.
01:56At 6am I black out and everything resets.
01:58Same as when I kill myself.
01:59Have you ever tried to find like your Andy McDowell?
02:01Like you learn everything there is to learn about a person
02:02and then like you show them your truest self
02:04and the two of you like make sweet sweet love
02:05and you like wake up together in a new day.
02:07Oh yeah.
02:07Yeah a bunch of times.
02:08It hasn't worked out for me yet but it's a fun move.
02:14Dude have you Andy McDowell with me?
02:15Oh yeah.
02:16What? I would never do that.
02:17I am sorry guy.
02:19Not interested.
02:19Really?
02:20Read that.
02:24Yeah that'll totally work.
02:25What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
02:26Dude.
02:27One time I skydived out of a plane with no parachute
02:29and I landed in an open shark's mouth.
02:30Do you still have to pee?
02:31Yes.
02:32Okay that makes sense.
02:33Sorry I'm just figuring out how this works.
02:34Yeah yeah whatever.
02:36Woah woah woah.
02:36What are you doing?
02:37Ah it's nothing man.
02:38I just get bored sometimes.
02:39I've literally seen and done everything
02:40so sometimes I feel like Westworlding.
02:42Oh no.
02:43Okay hold on no.
02:43You haven't seen everything.
02:44You haven't uh...
02:45You haven't seen this?
02:49I have.
02:49You ever seen me do this?
02:50Light a Roman candle.
02:53Yes.
02:53You ever seen this?
02:54Yes.
02:55Yeah?
02:57Yes.
02:57Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay.
03:15Come on man let's just get this over with.
03:21Me boop.
03:22Do that again?
03:24Me boop.
03:25One more time?
03:26Me boop.
03:28Oh my god.
03:31Oh my god did you feel that?
03:33Feel what?
03:33I can't explain it.
03:34I just felt...
03:35I just felt something.
03:36Uh...
03:37Do it again?
03:37Me boop.
03:38That was it.
03:39That was the last thing.
03:41I've literally lived it all.
03:42Every thought, every dream, every emotion, every feeling, every smell, every sight, every sound.
03:47Every single thing there is.
03:50What does that mean?
03:51It's done.
03:53Tomorrow's a new day.
03:55Me boop.
03:59Mmm...
04:00Umm...
04:02Hey Chris!
04:03F**k you, Bernard.
04:05You remember my name.
Comments