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Desperate Housewives S03E03
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00:12Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:14Prior to implantation, your embryo was accidentally switched with another client's.
00:19Carlos and Gabby didn't get what they expected.
00:22I'm Austin, Edie Britt's nephew.
00:23You're not that hot.
00:24Julie met her new neighbor.
00:26God, I love seeing you laugh.
00:27Oh, well, it's been a long time since I've been in the mood too. Thank you.
00:31Persistence paid off for Susan's new friend.
00:34You're gonna leave me out here in the middle of nowhere?
00:36And Brie began to regret what she had done.
00:41Orson Hodge dreamed of the perfect honeymoon.
00:45Indeed, he'd begun planning it the moment Brie Vandekamp agreed to marry him.
00:50They'd start by flying first class to an exclusive five-star hotel
00:56where they'd spend their days by the pool and their nights making love.
01:02And when they returned home, their perfect honeymoon would continue forever.
01:11Mrs. Hodge.
01:13Yes, Mr. Hodge?
01:16Do you have any idea how happy we're going to be?
01:20I don't need to be any happier than I am already at this very second.
01:28Oh, my goodness, there's only 15 minutes before our plane.
01:31If you want that latte, you should go now.
01:32That's a good idea.
01:34The population of homeless teenagers continues to climb.
01:38This is Andrew.
01:39Andrew, what is it like to live on the streets?
01:42It's not so bad.
01:43I mean, you know, sometimes people give you food.
01:45You can find a lot in dumpsters.
01:48I mean, just last night I found almost a whole bucket of chicken and hardly been touched.
01:52Andrew told me his heart-wrenching story.
01:55An alcoholic mother, a father murdered by the woman's boyfriend,
02:00and a childhood shattered the day his mother abandoned him on the side of the road.
02:05Andrew.
02:06I'll tell you one thing.
02:08Some people just should never be allowed to have children.
02:15Darling, I got an extra one just in case.
02:17Bree, what's the matter?
02:18A reporter just did a story on homeless teens and my son was one of them.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:23Well, we'll call child welfare the minute we get to the resort.
02:27Oh, Orson, you can't imagine that we're still going.
02:29Darling, the tickets are non-refundable.
02:31My son is eating out of dumpsters.
02:33Yes, but think how much better you'll be able to deal with this crisis after a nice, relaxing...
02:37Orson!
02:38My child is in trouble.
02:40Don't make me choose between the two of you because, believe me, you will lose.
02:43Now, please, cut your ass in gear.
02:50It was at this moment that Orson realized the honeymoon was over.
02:56In more ways than one.
02:58I'm a father.
03:01I'm a girl.
03:08I'm a man.
03:16I have a boy.
03:18I'm a man.
03:20I'm a man.
03:21I'm a man.
03:26You can't even Megan.
03:27I'm a boy.
03:28I have a boy.
03:40It was a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane, and everyone was packing their bags, hoping to get away from it
03:49all.
03:50No, no, it's so unfair.
03:53No, no, what's unfair is that we're slowly running out of money, and you barely even look for a job.
03:57You can have a good time, all right? I love you. Bye.
04:00Lynette was getting away from growing tension in her marriage.
04:04You can call it blackmail Carlos, but the court calls it spousal support.
04:07So unless I get a check my Monday, your shower buddies from jail will be throwing you a welcome back
04:13party.
04:14Gabrielle was getting away from an increasingly bitter divorce.
04:17Hi. I'm ready.
04:20So that's my number, in case there's any change in Mike's condition.
04:23I'm going to the mountains with a friend, and, uh, just in case you were wondering, it's strictly platonic.
04:30He wasn't wondering.
04:32Susan was getting away from mounting guilt.
04:36So you can't tell me anything about my son's whereabouts?
04:39And then there was Bree, who had just learned there are some problems...
04:43Fine.
04:43...you can't run away from.
04:45Some reporter.
04:46All she could tell me was what neighborhood they found him in.
04:48They don't have any contact information, no phone number, no address.
04:52Oh, dear. If he had an address, he wouldn't be homeless.
04:55This really blows.
04:57I am this close to becoming homecoming queen, and now I'm going to be that creepy girl whose brother's a
05:02pathetic street junkie.
05:03You know, you could show a little compassion.
05:05Your brother is out there on the streets struggling to survive.
05:08And whose fault is that?
05:18Oh, she's right. This is all my fault.
05:20You can't blame yourself.
05:22No parent can stop a child who's determined to run away.
05:26He didn't run away.
05:30I kicked him out.
05:31You what?
05:33I left him on the roadside with some money in his clothes.
05:39I didn't tell you because I was afraid of what you'd think of me.
05:45You did what you had to do.
05:48I just wish you'd said something sooner.
05:52You know, there's nothing you can't tell me.
05:56I don't want there to be any secrets between us.
05:59There won't be. Not anymore.
06:04You know, Andrew is not the only one having a rough year.
06:07I'm the one whose boyfriend got shot right in front of her.
06:13We'll talk in the car.
06:22Don't you love this?
06:23Oh, God bless Tom for taking the kids camping this weekend.
06:28This is exactly what we needed.
06:30Especially after everything I've been through lately.
06:33I am all about relaxing and rejuvenating.
06:35Gabby.
06:36Yeah.
06:37Could you be all about shutting up?
06:38Oh, I'm sorry.
06:39Thanks.
06:41Please don't tell me you brought your cell phone.
06:44I'm sorry.
06:44It's just I'm waiting for Carlos' lawyer to call.
06:47This whole spousal support thing has gotten ugly.
06:50Hello?
06:52Oh, hi, Tom.
06:53No.
06:54No, no, no.
06:54Yeah.
06:55No.
06:55Yeah, she's right here.
06:56Hang on.
06:57Did you see something?
07:01Hey.
07:02Honey, I know it is your weekend away, but it's my damn back.
07:06Let's go for that.
07:07I threw it out again.
07:09So?
07:09So I can barely sit up.
07:12The kids are running wild.
07:14I need you to come up here.
07:15Well, why don't you take a muscle relaxant?
07:17I am already taking two.
07:19They're not making a dent.
07:20Well, why don't you give them to the kids?
07:22God, Lynette.
07:23Please don't.
07:24Please don't do this to me.
07:25Parker!
07:26For the last time, put down the damn act!
07:31Oh, all right.
07:33Yeah, yeah.
07:33I will be there as soon as I can.
07:38God, I hate my life.
07:39I know.
07:40I wouldn't trade with you for anything.
07:46Oh, wow.
07:47Look at the view.
07:50Oh.
07:51Don't you just love when the leaves change, Keller?
07:54Well, that's why I suggested this.
07:55So we could hang out for the weekend and enjoy the scenery.
08:03Yep.
08:04Scenery's great.
08:07So, um,
08:09maybe I should unpack.
08:11Where should I do that?
08:13Well, there are two bedrooms.
08:16One is mine.
08:21And there's a guest room.
08:22Oh.
08:24A guest room.
08:25Well, that's handy.
08:26Yeah.
08:29Unless, of course, you'd like to sleep in my room.
08:34In which case, I would take the guest room.
08:36Oh.
08:37Oh, uh, no, no.
08:39I should take the guest room because I am the guest.
08:43Yeah.
08:43Well, it's up the stairs and at the end of the hall.
08:46Okay.
09:05Uh, Susan, I, um, I think I have your suitcase.
09:12Yeah, and I think I have yours.
09:17So, did you, um, did you happen to see the, um...
09:19Yeah.
09:20And did you notice...
09:21Hard to miss.
09:28Well, I'm just gonna, um...
09:29Hide pathetically in your room.
09:30Uh-huh.
09:31Me, too.
09:40Hey, Lynette.
09:42What are you doing here?
09:43Kayla called and she told me about Tom's back.
09:46And my car got impounded again, so I thought that I'd hitch a ride with you.
09:49Hitch?
09:51You mean, like, we're gonna be driving in the car together?
09:55Well, you could strap me to the front bumper.
09:57But, uh, yeah, I'd be more comfortable inside.
09:59Uh, it's like an eight-hour drive.
10:02So?
10:04Um, how far is the impound lot?
10:06Because, you know, I could just drive you over there and...
10:09What's your problem, Lynette?
10:12I don't have a problem.
10:13I just don't think we both need to go up there.
10:15I can grab Kayla and bring her back.
10:17Oh, I see your plan.
10:18You just want to go charging up there on your white horse and save everyone.
10:22And then I get to be the rotten mother who didn't give a rat's ass and stayed home eating bonbons.
10:29No.
10:30No.
10:37Due to Lynette's sudden departure, Gabrielle was forced to spend the last night of her spa vacation alone.
10:45But she didn't mind.
10:48In fact, she looked forward to a quiet dinner alone with her thoughts.
10:54Unfortunately for Gabrielle, her thoughts quickly turned to her impending divorce and the empty house she'd soon return to.
11:04And she began to resent the happy couple she was seeing everywhere.
11:11What is this?
11:12Freaking Noah's Ark?
11:14Wow.
11:15I guess it really is a small world.
11:18Who's there?
11:19I can't see you.
11:21You see me now?
11:37Excuse me, ma'am.
11:40I mean, miss, I'm looking for someone.
11:43His name is Andrew.
11:44Have you seen him?
11:45Hard to say, boo.
11:46I see a lot of lost boys this age.
11:48Good looking one, though.
11:49Someone special?
11:51Yes, very, and I'm worried sick about him.
11:54You might try the soup kitchen at St. Malachi's on 3rd.
11:56Oh, thank you, miss.
11:57Gates.
11:58Pearly Gates.
11:59Because you can't get to heaven without going through me.
12:03How very saucy.
12:12Great piano.
12:13Do you play?
12:14Oh, no, I'm a bit rusty.
12:16Jane loved to sing, so I'd play for her, but since the accident.
12:19Right.
12:29So, brandy, roaring fire, what could be more romantic?
12:34Well, I could think of something.
12:39Well, my heart is pounding.
12:41Is that a bad thing?
12:42Consider the alternative.
12:44Your heart is beating even faster than mine.
12:47I guess I'm excited.
12:48It has been a while.
12:50Me too.
13:01So, was that okay?
13:03It was bloody fantastic.
13:06Of course, it's a bit different than what I'm used to.
13:09Different?
13:09Well, I was with the same woman for a long time.
13:13Oh, yeah.
13:15But, I mean, you kissed other girls before that, right?
13:17Sure, but most of them were 12.
13:20As was I.
13:21I met Jane at a school dance, and after we started dating, well, I...
13:25I never looked at anyone else.
13:28Are you saying that Jane is the only woman you ever...
13:30Oh, God, I so didn't want to tell you that.
13:32Why not?
13:33I think that's adorable.
13:35Well, I don't want to be adorable.
13:37I want to be dashing and worldly.
13:39Oh, Ian.
13:41It's okay.
13:43Some people have a lot of lovers, and some just a few.
13:46It doesn't matter.
13:50Well, seeing as it doesn't matter, where do you fall on that spectrum?
13:54Huh?
13:55You know, how many men have you been with?
13:58Ian.
13:58Oh, I'm sorry.
13:59That was rude.
14:00I withdraw the question.
14:01Well, it's not that it's rude.
14:02It's just immaterial.
14:04I mean, it's just a number.
14:05It doesn't mean anything.
14:07Seeing as it doesn't mean anything.
14:08Ian.
14:09Well, you know my number.
14:10It's only fair.
14:11Is it more than three?
14:14Nine.
14:16Please tell me you're answering in German.
14:18Nine lovers is not a lot.
14:20Nine lovers does not make me a slut.
14:21Why are you getting upset?
14:23Because it was really 11, and I knocked off two, and you're still judging me.
14:26I'm not judging you.
14:27It's just that you work in the recording industry.
14:29Okay, just so you know, 11 is not a lot for a woman my age.
14:33How old are you?
14:34What is this?
14:35The Gallup Pole?
14:36Where are you going?
14:37To bed.
14:38Alone.
14:39You know, it's something that I've always wanted to try, but I've just never gotten around to.
14:45So, they like the landscaping I did here so much that they hired my company to do the whole Sinclair
14:50Hotel chain.
14:52Your company?
14:53You have a company now?
14:55Oh my gosh, when I met you, all you had was a bike.
14:57Well, not only that, the gardening channels approached me about hosting my own show.
15:02I mean, we're still in the talking stages, but...
15:06What?
15:07Nothing.
15:08I just, I can't get over how mature and confident you are.
15:12You've really changed.
15:14Thanks.
15:15I was hoping you'd notice.
15:17So, I guess there's no chance of getting you over to the house to pick the dead leaves off my
15:22ficus.
15:24Yeah, you know, I'm kind of past that.
15:27Besides, I don't think Mr. Solis would approve.
15:32Actually, we're getting a divorce.
15:34Wow.
15:35Um, I'm really sorry to hear that.
15:39Really?
15:40Then why are you smiling?
15:41I don't know.
15:42Why are you?
15:45Gabrielle.
15:48It's really great to see you.
15:51Gabrielle.
15:53I think that's the first time you've ever called me that.
15:58Well, um, I hope you enjoy the rest of your stay.
16:03I intend to.
16:23Your cuppy thing is full.
16:25Do you mind if I put this in your glove compartment?
16:27Yeah, I do mind.
16:28I mind deeply.
16:29It's a maroonie.
16:31I'll just get rid of it.
16:37Oh, that's delightful.
16:38That's delightful.
16:39Maybe it'll just soak up the cream soda you spilled.
16:42Oh, why do you always pick on me?
16:45It's like your new favorite game is Finding Fault with Nora.
16:47No, my favorite game is counting all the things I'm dying to say to you, but I don't.
16:55Like, pipe down, you annoying nutjob.
16:58I'd never say that.
17:00You think I'm crazy?
17:02No!
17:04You're colorful.
17:06Colorful in a way that might respond to medication.
17:10Well, you know, there's levels of crazy, Lynette.
17:14I mean, there are people like me who just have a big personality.
17:18And there are kind of people who do things like this.
17:25What is wrong with you?
17:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
17:28Oh, lighten up.
17:30Come on, with a joke.
17:31No, well, it wasn't funny.
17:32If you want to kill yourself, fine, but don't take me with you.
17:35Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
17:36You'd really like that if I killed myself.
17:40That is not what I'm saying.
17:43But if you did, I'd find a way to carry on.
17:52Pull over.
17:54Oh, lighten up.
17:54It's a joke.
17:56Pull over.
17:57Nora.
17:57Pull it over!
17:59Pull over or I will jump.
18:00All right, all right, all right, all right.
18:01I'm pulling over!
18:02Jeez!
18:03What the hell are you doing?
18:05Hitching!
18:06My way!
18:08To the campsite!
18:10Nora!
18:11You can't be serious!
18:13Shut up!
18:14Just get out of my face!
18:15I'm not talking to you!
18:19All right, now look, you've gone from crazy to stupid.
18:22This guy could be dangerous.
18:23Well, then it's your lucky day.
18:25Huh, Lynette?
18:26Shut up!
18:28See, this is what you do.
18:30You just manipulate.
18:32You wormed your way into my family.
18:35You conned your way into coming on this trip with me.
18:38And now you want to force me into saving you.
18:41Well, forget it.
18:42You want to go, go.
18:44Whoa!
18:45Ah!
19:06No, I've tried that.
19:08It wasn't enough power.
19:10Yeah, I'm way ahead of you.
19:12All right, here it goes.
19:16Ah, it worked!
19:17I'm a genius.
19:26Oh, hi.
19:27Um, I'm looking for Edie.
19:28She's out.
19:29Oh, God, where is everyone tonight?
19:32Anything I can do?
19:33No, not unless you can fix a fuse box.
19:35My science fair project blew the power out.
19:37Oh, what's your project?
19:39Oh, uh, it's complicated.
19:42You think I'm too dumb to understand your little science project?
19:44It's not little.
19:45I finished third in the state twice.
19:47Now, can you fix the fuse box or not?
19:49Most houses built after 1990 are wired through a circuit breaker.
19:53You didn't blow a fuse, you tripped a breaker.
19:55Not to challenge a two-time state science fair almost champion or anything.
20:01Let me grab a flashlight.
20:03Maybe you could also grab a shirt and some pants.
20:06Pants would be nice.
20:10Susan, can I come in?
20:12I'm with a client.
20:13Take a number.
20:16Susan, please.
20:20Everything I said came out of my own insecurity and fear that I might disappoint you.
20:28I was going to stay mad at you another hour, but your damn accent gets me every time.
20:33Blimey, you don't say.
20:35Don't push it.
20:59I don't mean to break the flow, but I just, um, look, I know that I'm only your second lover
21:05ever.
21:06And I, I, I know that means a lot, and I just don't want it to mean too much.
21:11I'm not following you.
21:12What do you want it to mean?
21:13I mean, the last time you did this, it turned into a lifetime commitment, and I just, I'm not ready
21:18for that.
21:19You think I am?
21:20Well, I assure you, I'm as capable of having meaningless sex as you are.
21:25I have never had meaningless sex.
21:28So you, you were passionately in love and deeply committed to all 11 of your conquests.
21:33Don't judge me, Mr. Virgin, plus one.
21:37Okay, okay, we, we seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot again.
21:39Susan.
21:42Cheerio.
21:43Bob's your uncle.
21:45Get out.
21:48Can't we at least talk?
21:49Why?
21:50You know, every time we do, we just get angry.
21:52Well, we're still getting to know each other, and that's good.
21:54You, you've learned I'm a tad insecure, and I've learned, well, you're, you're just a wee bit touchy.
21:59Okay, Ian, you know what?
22:00This is, this is not happening.
22:01I'm just going to sleep, and you can just drive me home in the morning.
22:13Uh, excuse me, I'm looking for my son.
22:16Have you seen him?
22:18Have you seen him?
22:21Excuse me, young man, um, have you seen this, this boy?
22:26Andrew!
22:27My God, thank God!
22:29What are you doing here?
22:30Looking for you?
22:31How did you get that bruise?
22:32It's not out of your business.
22:34Andrew, please!
22:35Shouldn't you be at home taking care of your new husband?
22:38How did you find out that-
22:39I read it in the paper.
22:40You know, the one I sleep under.
22:42Andrew, you have every right to be angry with me, but if you knew how sorry I am-
22:46If you came here sucking after forgiveness, you came to the wrong place.
22:49Andrew, please, can't we just talk about this?
22:51I'm your mother, for God's sakes, you're my son!
22:53No, you dumped your son at a gas station seven months ago.
22:56I'm somebody else now.
22:59Andrew.
23:03Andrew!
23:03Andrew!
23:04Andrew, please!
23:08Andrew!
23:27What happened to your ride?
23:30The guy grabbed my boob, so I hit him over the head with his bong and I got out.
23:38Look, I'm sorry I freaked out there before.
23:40It's just when you made that crack about suicide, it just kind of hit home.
23:45Oh my God, no, I-
23:48Did you actually-
23:51Um, I'm very sorry, I had no idea.
23:59But your life is better now, right?
24:01You have a beautiful daughter and you have a beautiful daughter and you have that fun job at the pancake
24:07house.
24:08Oh yeah, my life's better.
24:10Oh yeah, my life's better.
24:11But it's not your life.
24:13Your life's perfect.
24:16Excuse me, did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?
24:20It's just you have it all, you have the kids, you have the career, you have the husband, you're super
24:27mom.
24:27And you think that's easy? Okay, I have a good life, yes, yes, I am very lucky, but I work
24:3312 hours a day and then I come home to what seems like 33 children and a husband who refuses
24:37to get a job and believe me, there was not a super mom out there who wouldn't trade in her
24:42cape for a chance to read a book and get a massage by a man who has the decency to
24:46leave when it's over.
24:47Okay, sorry I brought it up.
24:53I'm sorry I said that about Tom, he's doing his best to find a job.
24:57Well, you know, maybe he'd try a little harder if he didn't hate advertising so much.
25:00He doesn't hate advertising?
25:03Last week when he came to pick up Kayla and he'd just come from some crappy interview, he said that
25:10he'd hated the ad game for like freaking ever and would like to bag the whole thing.
25:15He said that to you?
25:19He's never told me that.
25:21He's probably afraid to.
25:23Why would he be afraid?
25:26Probably because you're the kind of woman who when someone says they want to kill themselves, you say go ahead.
25:37You sure you don't want to come in?
25:39No, I'm good.
25:44You really should see what I'm doing.
25:45You know, for next time.
25:53Okay, here's the trip switch.
25:55So, first, you move to off to reset, then you press it to on.
26:01That's it?
26:02Yeah.
26:04You didn't have to come all the way over here to do that.
26:06You could have just explained it to me.
26:08Yeah, I guess I could have.
26:11Well.
26:12Hello there.
26:13Edie.
26:14Hi.
26:15Oh, sorry.
26:16He was just, he was helping me get the lights back on.
26:18I overloaded my circuits.
26:20I can see that.
26:22Yeah, so she's doing some big science project and she needed me to explain how electricity works.
26:27I think that's called irony.
26:30Julie, where's your mom?
26:32She's on a trip.
26:33Do you need something?
26:34Yeah.
26:34Back when I could stand her, I loaned her my CD player.
26:37I need it.
26:38Oh, she took her to the hospital for Mike.
26:40Oh, God.
26:42This Florence Nightingale act is really chapping my ass.
26:46Hey, science guy, I have an experiment for you.
26:49Go home, mix two ounces of gin, a splash of vermouth, and see if it improves my mood when I
26:55drink it.
27:00Julie.
27:01Sweetie.
27:02You're a good girl.
27:03Do yourself a favor and stay away from my nephew.
27:05Oh, trust me, I have no interest in swaggering, muscle-bound juvenile delinquents.
27:11Honey, that's what every good girl says just before she becomes a bad girl.
27:17Trust me, I know.
27:23Just like old times, huh?
27:25Mm-hmm.
27:26Except now when we're done, I don't have to proofread your essay on Ethan Farrell.
27:29And I don't have to jump out of a window.
27:31That's a nice change.
27:32Yeah.
27:32Hey, how about I order up a bottle of Dom?
27:36Ooh, I like Rich John.
27:43Hello?
27:44Oh, uh, hi.
27:47Nothing, uh, you know, just, uh, room service and a movie.
27:51Huh?
27:53Really?
27:54You're, you're kidding.
27:56No, I'm, I'm, I'm thrilled.
27:58It's, uh, room 424.
28:01Me too.
28:03Bye.
28:04You gotta get out of here.
28:05What?
28:05My fiancé's on the way out.
28:07Oh, your fiancé?
28:08She was supposed to come tomorrow.
28:09Yes, she decided to surprise me.
28:11Get dressed.
28:11Uh, you're, you're engaged?
28:14Who?
28:14Her name's Tammy.
28:16Where's your other shoe?
28:17How could you do this to me?
28:18I would never have let you seduce me if I knew you were getting married.
28:21What, you didn't have any problems sleeping with me when you were married?
28:22You knew about Carlos.
28:24My cheating was upfront and honest.
28:26Look, Gabby, we don't have time for this.
28:28Get moving.
28:29No, I'm not going anywhere.
28:30In fact, I want to meet the blushing bride.
28:32Listen to me.
28:33Okay, her name is Tammy Sinclair.
28:35As in Sinclair Hotels.
28:36As in her father owns this whole damn chain.
28:38So if she catches you in here, I am totally screwed.
28:47Put up!
28:50Mwah!
28:51Look at you, surprising me.
28:53I missed you.
28:54I missed you too.
28:57Ugh, this room blows.
29:00Daddy was supposed to hook us up with a suite.
29:01You know, you're right.
29:03Why don't we go down to the front desk and demand one?
29:05Come on.
29:06Oh, no.
29:06They're all booked.
29:11They call us a closet?
29:13Where am I supposed to put all my stuff?
29:15You know, I could really use a drink.
29:18Why don't we go down to the bar?
29:19I'm wiped.
29:20I just want to stay in.
29:23Did you unpack it?
29:26No.
29:28Actually, the zipper is stuck.
29:30But they have a guy at the hotel that can fix it.
29:34You know, I should probably go ahead and take it down to the lobby.
29:37Now?
29:37Well, I'm horny.
29:41So am I.
29:43But I will be a lot hornier once I get rid of this suitcase.
29:55I'll be a little bit more than I get rid of this suitcase.
30:02I'll be a little bit more than I get rid of this suitcase.
30:16Come here, you!
30:19Come here, you!
30:26John?
30:37John, where are you, damn it?
30:55Don't laugh.
30:56I saved a bundle on airfare.
31:23Susan, I'm so...
31:25Shhh.
31:26Keep playing.
31:53Your azaleas are breathtaking.
31:59You should be very proud of them.
32:01Yeah, it's nice to know that I can raise some things correctly.
32:05Darling, be patient. Andrew will come around.
32:11No, I don't think he will. I failed him.
32:16I think you're being too hard on yourself.
32:17And you're not being hard enough. Stop saying that what I did was understandable.
32:22I'm a mother who abandoned her child. It's unnatural.
32:26It's hot. You're tired. Why don't you come inside?
32:29Because there's a bottle of Chardonnay in the refrigerator.
32:31And right now, this little chore is the only thing that's keeping me from going inside and drinking the whole
32:36damn thing.
32:44The azaleas really are lovely.
32:54Yes, they were.
33:11Hi.
33:14Look.
33:16I'm sorry.
33:20Here's your watch.
33:23I guess I'll just buy Tammy a new one.
33:25Don't you mean her daddy will buy her a new one and just launder the money through you?
33:29I don't blame you for being angry.
33:31Alright, I should have told you the truth from the start.
33:33But when I saw you, there in the moonlight,
33:37it took me right back to when we were together.
33:41Me too.
33:45Do you want to sit down?
33:50I know you're pretty hard to stay mad at.
33:53Good.
33:54Because I really didn't want this to end badly.
33:57He says it has to end.
34:01What are you talking about?
34:02Well, I'm single now and I thought we could maybe...
34:05Gabby, I'm getting married.
34:09Sure.
34:10And I was married when we got together.
34:12Right.
34:12But that is not how I'm going to be married.
34:16Well, that's what I thought.
34:17But trust me, marriage is hard.
34:19I know that.
34:20But I love Tammy.
34:24And I don't want to screw it up.
34:26Because enough of those screw-ups and you just end up alone.
34:33Yeah, that can happen.
34:46Bye, Gabrielle.
35:01Hey, mister, would you spare a buck or two?
35:04I'm really hungry.
35:09Hey, thanks.
35:11I'll give you 50 more, you'll let me buy you lunch.
35:14A prize and a large root beer.
35:20What am I going to have to do to earn this?
35:22I told you, I just want to talk to you.
35:24You another reporter?
35:26No.
35:26You a youth pastor?
35:28Are you trying to save my soul?
35:30You make it sound like a challenge.
35:32No, I just want to understand you, Andrew.
35:36Wait, how did you know my name?
35:41You're him, aren't you?
35:43You're a new husband.
35:46Orson.
35:49I wouldn't talk to her.
35:50What makes her think I'll listen to you?
35:52Your mother doesn't know I'm here.
35:55All right, Dad.
35:57What do you want to talk about, Dad?
35:59I want to know how you survive out here.
36:01What do you do for money?
36:04I ask.
36:05People give it to me.
36:08That's it?
36:10What do you want to know?
36:13Have I done stuff for money that I'm not proud of?
36:17Yeah, sure, but you figured that out as soon as I asked you what the 50 was for.
36:23But, uh, don't tell my mom.
36:26Or, you know what?
36:27Do.
36:28Of course.
36:29I think part of you wants me to tell her because you know how much you would hurt her.
36:33I mean, that's why you're at her, isn't it?
36:35To punish her.
36:37When will you have punished her enough, Andrew?
36:40When you turn to drugs to numb the pain or you catch a disease you'll never be rid of?
36:44Don't pretend to care about me, all right?
36:47I do care about you.
36:48Because Brie cares about you.
36:51Because we're more alike than you think.
36:54I know about rage.
36:56I know how it eats you up.
36:58But rage goes away.
37:00And when it does, you're just left with a mess you made.
37:06Thanks for lunch.
37:08If you change your mind, you know where to find us.
37:28How's your back?
37:29If I don't breathe, great.
37:32God, it has been so long since my back has acted up.
37:35Then wham!
37:36Out of the blue, I'm crying by a tree stone.
37:38Well, you're under a lot of stress.
37:40You got a new kid in the family.
37:42You're at job hunting.
37:43Ugh.
37:44Are we going to fight about that again?
37:46Because if so, I'm going to need those last four muscle relaxants.
37:48No.
37:49I don't want to fight.
37:50In fact, I was thinking, you know what?
37:53If you can't find something you like in advertising, maybe you should cast a wider net.
37:59Meaning what?
38:01You're a bright guy.
38:02Isn't there anything else you might want to do?
38:07Let's play bass for Aerosmith.
38:09Okay, let's call that the backup plan.
38:11But seriously, don't you have some road not taken?
38:15Some dream you never got around to?
38:19I don't know, maybe.
38:24I don't know.
38:24You get married, you have kids, and you lose track of that stuff.
38:32Well, think about it, okay?
38:33Because whatever you want to do, I'm in your corner.
38:39Man, did I luck out marrying you.
38:41Tell me something I don't know.
38:42I went in for a while.
38:47I forgot to put all of myそうだ moves at night, I forgot to show up there.
38:48reminder参weh
38:49Heading family
38:49to recovery洞 Hi,
38:54Mike.
38:56Dee Dee
38:59I'm sorry that I haven't come by to visit
39:06Pretty rough luck, huh?
39:11Anyway, I'm here to pick up my Steedy player
39:16So
39:23Well, I
39:24I hope you feel better soon
39:41Damn
39:44That's with the coma
40:01We all carry something with us
40:05Of course, it's nice if we travel with someone who can help lighten the load
40:14But usually, it's easier to just drop what we've been carrying
40:18So we can get home
40:20That much sooner
40:26Assuming, of course, there will be someone there to greet us when we arrive
40:35Why do we clutch at this baggage even when we're desperate to move on?
40:42Because we all know there's a chance
40:46We might let go too soon
40:52So
41:18That's something we'll see
41:19We might have to get home
41:19We might have to get home
41:29Transcription by CastingWords
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