00:00Kyle, is this The Traitors?
00:02Yes, it is, yes.
00:03I'm wondering if I can go on The Traitors.
00:06OK, you want to apply to be a part of the show?
00:09Yeah, I want to be a traitor, though.
00:12It's all about lying, isn't it?
00:14It's all about lying.
00:15Like, lying and deceiving and...
00:18It is. It's about eliminations and...
00:21I can eliminate people.
00:23My mate Ben from Year 3,
00:24he once said he's better at football than me
00:27and I had to eliminate him.
00:29Well, how did you eliminate him?
00:31Broke his leg. Bosh. Eliminated.
00:33Gone. Not playing anymore.
00:36Wow, that's quite the accomplishment.
00:38Yeah, no. Can I get on the show?
00:40Um, potentially, maybe if it's, you know,
00:44still running when you're old enough because...
00:47I'm old enough now.
00:48I have a feeling that you might be a child.
00:54Well...
00:55I will make it very, very, very entertaining for people watching
00:59and then I get rich.
01:01OK, well, how are you going to do that?
01:03What are your skills?
01:04Just kill them all.
01:05I mean...
01:06But are you...
01:07Are you a good actor?
01:08Yeah, I'm a good actor.
01:09Go on.
01:10Tell me...
01:10Give me a scene.
01:12Go.
01:12OK.
01:13Right, so you're just arriving and you're greeting everybody
01:17but they can't know that you're a traitor.
01:20What are you going to say?
01:21I'm not a traitor.
01:22You know what?
01:23That's perfect.
01:24That's actually perfect.
01:25Did you believe me?
01:27Yeah, I believed you.
01:28Easy.
01:29I'm a good liar.
01:30Once, I told my mum that I'd clean my room.
01:34I did not.
01:37You didn't.
01:38I did.
01:38I swear to God.
01:39I went, Mum, yeah, I've cleaned my room.
01:41Oh, my God.
01:42Still got food in there from Christmas.
01:44Would you go on a show?
01:45If I'm honest, I'm really not a very good liar
01:47so I don't think I'd be any good on the show whatsoever.
01:50How old are you?
01:52I'm 27.
01:53Liar!
01:55You sound well older.
01:58Excuse me?
01:59I told my girlfriend, Chardonnay, that I loved her.
02:03What?
02:05And you were lying?
02:06I know, of course I was lying.
02:08She's got three teeth missing.
02:09What have they gone?
02:11Too fair, he took them.
02:13Oh!
02:13Six quid she got for him.
02:16Six quid I thought...
02:17I might mock mine out.
02:19What would you do with six pounds?
02:20I mean, what would you do if you won the prize money on the traitors?
02:23If I won that much money on traitors,
02:25first of all, Big Mac meal.
02:28Because I'm not allowed to buy a Big Mac meal.
02:32No.
02:32Because my mum says it's too expensive.
02:34So at the minute I'd just get a Happy Meal,
02:36but I would buy a Big Mac meal straight away.
02:38Then I'd get 20 chicken nuggets.
02:41Wow.
02:41And then I'd get 20 more chicken nuggets.
02:43Because why wouldn't you?
02:45You'd be very full after that.
02:46But then I'd get another 20 chicken nuggets,
02:49because I've already eaten my 40 nuggets.
02:54Once I ate 69,
02:55which is my Uncle Barry's favourite number.
02:58Oh.
02:58I don't know why it's his favourite number,
03:01but once I ate 69 chicken nuggets.
03:05Well, weren't you sick after that?
03:07I think I'd be sick after that.
03:08Why?
03:08I had such a Maffy's poo.
03:10I think I might know who you are, you know.
03:13Why?
03:13Did you used to go to my school?
03:14I think you're tiny, Tim.
03:16See?
03:17And you think I'm not a good liar?
03:19I'm not really a child.
03:21See?
03:22Get me on the show.
03:24Love you.
03:26Love you.
03:27Love you.
03:27Bye.
03:28Bye.
03:28Bye.
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