00:00Hello.
00:00Hi, I'm just letting you know that I'm not coming in today.
00:04Okay.
00:05Who's calling?
00:06My name's Tim and I'm not coming in.
00:10So, two things.
00:11I've been being sick and the mum, she's not got out of bed.
00:16This should be a lazy pig.
00:17What class are you in, please, Tim?
00:20I'm with all my friends.
00:22I'm in the classroom with all my friends.
00:24Okay.
00:25How old are you, Tim?
00:27I'm three, nearly six.
00:29Big boy.
00:30Are you in kindergarten or primary?
00:32Yeah.
00:35Right.
00:36Tim, can you tell me what's wrong?
00:38Are you just sick?
00:39What's the matter?
00:40Are you okay?
00:41Well, it's coming out of both ends.
00:43Oh, right.
00:44Okay.
00:44I sat down on the toilet and I thought, oh, this is just going to be, it's just going
00:49to be a little...
00:50But it wasn't.
00:51It was a...
00:52You know one of them?
00:54You know...
00:57Tim?
00:57You know...
01:00You know...
01:02You know...
01:03You know...
01:03You know one of them...
01:04You know one of them...
01:06One of them moments where you think...
01:08Oh, God.
01:11And you think...
01:12Oh, my God.
01:18I can't do this when we clove them.
01:27I'm so confused right now.
01:31Is this a prank call?
01:33No.
01:34No.
01:35I'm just explaining.
01:36That's how poorly I am.
01:38Do you want to know...
01:39Do you want to know where my classroom is?
01:41I would like to know if I can inform teachers that you will not be attending.
01:46I will be...
01:47No, I can't.
01:47Not after this morning.
01:49Oh, no.
01:50I still don't put my gloves on.
01:52Right.
01:52Have you had a shower?
01:54Yeah, I'm not tramp.
01:55I'm just saying...
01:57I had to...
01:58I had to get naked for this one.
02:01Oh, God.
02:02Oh, no.
02:02I pulled the sort of face that you just don't ever pull.
02:06I think it was, what...
02:07One of them.
02:10And then...
02:10So, my classroom...
02:12My classroom.
02:13Yeah.
02:14It's next to the other classroom.
02:17Thank you so much.
02:19You are welcome.
02:20So, it's along the corridor.
02:22You know the one with the floor?
02:24Yeah.
02:26And next to the gym.
02:28Next...
02:29Right.
02:30So, I'm going to have to find you on the system, Tim.
02:32Can you tell me a little bit more?
02:34Is your mum not there?
02:35Yeah, she's in bed.
02:36I just said she's in bed.
02:37Is she poorly as well, Tim?
02:39Yeah.
02:40She had a drink last night.
02:41She was wrestling Uncle Barry all night.
02:44So, she's not got up today.
02:46Oh, well.
02:48Right.
02:48Okay, Tim.
02:49It didn't hurt her.
02:50She hurt him.
02:52Oh, my God.
02:53Right.
02:54Okay.
02:55I walked in by accident and my mum had him in a weird headlock.
02:58Like a weird headlock.
03:00Just let her know that...
03:01No, you don't have to go into detail about the...
03:03But just tell her that...
03:05Just that...
03:06Just that...
03:07Oh, I knew he'd be sick then because I just remembered the smell.
03:10So, just tell her I'm not coming in because I had a bit of bad wind.
03:15You don't want me to tell your teacher, whichever one it is, that you've been...
03:21It's coming out of both ends.
03:23You just have a bit of...
03:24Just say a mil.
03:25I just really hope that you feel better soon.
03:28I will feel better soon.
03:29I'm sure I will.
03:31You need to get plenty of rest.
03:33Yeah.
03:34And you need to be careful that it doesn't happen again.
03:37I know.
03:38I've got to stop eating chillies, Anna.
03:41You do.
03:41I think you're a little bit too young to be eating chillies, maybe.
03:45There it is.
03:46Right.
03:47I'm going to go because I can feel my belly rumbling again.
03:49You don't want to be there while I go through that.
03:52Hey, Tim.
03:53I'll try my best to find your teacher or your kindergarten co...
03:59Teaker.
04:00...and let them know what's going on.
04:02But I really, really hope you feel better.
04:04Yeah, I will.
04:05I'll be fine, don't worry.
04:06I'll feel sick.
04:08Right.
04:08I'm going to go, okay?
04:10Okay.
04:11Alright.
04:12Thank you so much.
04:13No problem.
04:14See you very soon, Tim.
04:16Love you.
04:18Alright, darling.
04:19Bye-bye.
04:19See you in a bit.
04:20Bye.
04:20Bye.
04:21Bye.
Comments