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00:03Hi! We just happened to be in the neighborhood, so I...
00:06Not at all. We're all done.
00:09Is this your kid?
00:11Uh, yes.
00:13Oh, he is precious!
00:16Hello!
00:17Hello! Oh, baby! Hello, baby! Hello!
00:25We'll do this again.
00:28Yeah, sure.
00:30Let me guess. You're an Italian tutor?
00:35Grazie.
00:36You know, if you visited once in a while, we wouldn't need to drop by unannounced.
00:39Talk to your girlfriend.
00:40You can't exactly blame her the way you behave.
00:43She's just jealous because she thinks you love me more than you love her.
00:46And she's right.
00:48Look, we have a child now.
00:49Yeah, you and me.
00:50And Melanie.
00:51So, one way or another, we all have to get along.
00:55I'll try.
00:57If she douches.
01:00I thought we could try something small.
01:01A nice, civilized, home-cooked meal.
01:04Seasoned with a dash of rat poison?
01:06I was thinking garlic.
01:08There's a chicken thing I want to try.
01:09It has 40 cloves.
01:10Could you stomach that?
01:11The chicken or Melanie?
01:16Friday? Early?
01:17So you can still hit the bars?
01:25I have 35 cents off the kitty bites.
01:27We do coupons at the end.
01:28And that one expired in 1992.
01:32Marla, are you free tonight?
01:34Do you know how long I've been waiting for a man to ask me that?
01:37I need somebody to stay late and help me with inventory.
01:40Oh, sorry. I've got church choir practice.
01:42Well, that's a new excuse.
01:44How many times can my great-grandmother be on her deathbed?
01:47I have a coupon for the Johnny Bull, too.
01:49I'm just flushed with excitement, Princess.
01:51Mike, if you need someone to stay late, I'm free.
01:54You are?
01:56That'd be great.
01:57It'll only take a couple hours.
02:00She wouldn't mind if it took all night?
02:01Marley.
02:05So we'll meet after closing.
02:06Great. I'll see you then.
02:09Just be careful you two don't get caught on the surveillance cameras.
02:15We used to share things.
02:17We...
02:19Enjoyed each other.
02:21But now I, uh...
02:23I talk to him, he...
02:24Slams the door, runs away.
02:26And he lies.
02:28He says he's spending the night at Daphne's, but I know he's not.
02:31And I found things.
02:33What sort of things?
02:35Um...
02:36Drawings.
02:37Sketches that he did.
02:39Of...
02:39Men.
02:42Naked.
02:45I just have...
02:48To know...
02:51If Justin might be gay.
02:59He's only 17.
03:01He's too young to be having those feelings to be...
03:07Justin, how can you possibly know now who you are?
03:11Justin.
03:12Do you have anything to say?
03:17I like dick.
03:20I want to get fucked by dick.
03:22I want to suck dick.
03:24I like sucking dick.
03:26And I'm good at it, too.
03:31Well...
03:32That's a start.
03:36Your existing campaign is solid, Mr. Tellson, but...
03:39You need more muscle to break out of the boring family market box.
03:43Target males, of course.
03:4418 to 34.
03:46Features speed.
03:47Fashion.
03:48Visibility.
03:48You sponsor a NASCAR team, but you need a campaign to max the investment.
03:53TV.
03:53Print.
03:54Selected websites.
03:56Just so you know, Mr. Tellson, uh...
03:59Brian is our most dynamic and creative account exec.
04:01His campaigns have won Clio awards for us.
04:03Uh-huh.
04:04That's impressive.
04:05For you.
04:07How does that translate to national sales for me?
04:10Well, uh...
04:11Maybe you'd like to sit down and flesh out the strategy with him.
04:14He's also, uh...
04:15One hell of a host.
04:16He can get you into all the top restaurants.
04:18He can get you the best tickets to the games.
04:22Tell me, do you like baseball, Mr. Tellson?
04:25I'm pretty tired after the flight this morning, and...
04:27I've got a full set of meetings tomorrow.
04:30Well, how about tomorrow night?
04:31The Pirates are playing.
04:32We have company seats in the first baseline.
04:35Well, if I have any time, I'll give you a call.
04:38I'll let you know.
04:39Thank you very much.
04:47I know what the son of a bitch is up to.
04:48He's playing us against every other agency in town,
04:50pumping us for our best ideas,
04:52and he'll take them where he wants to.
04:55You just make sure where he wants to go is here.
05:06If I don't get this account, I'll be fucked.
05:08And without lube.
05:10And that's a bad thing?
05:11It's amazing how you always work anal intercourse into the conversation.
05:15Hey, you try spending an evening with some back-slapping breeder from Altoona,
05:18smoking cigars and talking about pussy.
05:19Well, I'd love to hear what you have to say about pussy.
05:22I bet it's a good thing you got one, because you wouldn't know what to do with a dick.
05:25Go over.
05:27So you boys in the mood for something sweet,
05:29or are you going to pick up a little something at Woody's?
05:32Come on, stop pinching my cheeks.
05:34Well, bend over so I can pinch the other ones.
05:38I've got some tax reports to go over.
05:40I would think after checking out numbers all day,
05:42you'd like to come check out some numbers at night.
05:44Well, in light of my recent near-death experience,
05:48I've decided to take account of my near life.
05:50Woody's in Babylon are no longer deductible expenses.
05:56I'll be back.
05:57Looks like it's just us, three musketeers.
06:01More like the Pointer sisters.
06:04I can't go either.
06:05What's your excuse?
06:07I have to go back to the store.
06:08We're restocking.
06:09Poor baby.
06:10Spend the entire evening alone in that dreary crap emporium?
06:13Tracy will be there.
06:15Your bride-to-be?
06:17She's not my bride-to-be.
06:19Then you can tell her who you really are.
06:21I agree.
06:22I always say, come clean.
06:23Or don't come at all.
06:25I can't.
06:26Where I work, they laugh at faggots.
06:28And the only faggots worth laughing at are the ones who don't tell the truth.
06:32Don't be one of those assholes who hides, Mikey.
06:34And stop leading her on.
06:35Who's leading her on?
06:36We're counting cartons of toilet paper.
06:39Yeah, which you can use because you're so full of shit.
06:46Don't touch me.
06:48Okay, we've done toilet paper, paper towels, paper napkins, paper plates.
06:54Tracy?
06:56Trace?
06:57I'm here.
06:59Where?
07:00In feminine hygiene.
07:01I'm checking panty liners.
07:03Light days and heavy days.
07:05How we doing?
07:06We're heavy on light days and light on heavy days.
07:09Gotcha. Let's move on.
07:12It's always work with you.
07:13Don't you ever have fun?
07:14Yeah, I have fun. I have lots of fun.
07:16Really?
07:17Because you never want to go out with us after work.
07:19I've gone out with you guys.
07:21Once.
07:23Marley says no one knows what you're really like.
07:25That you probably lead this double life.
07:29She's right.
07:33I'm not who I appear to be.
07:36Would you have to promise not to tell anyone?
07:39The truth is, when I was a boy, I was exposed to a laser light show at a KISS concert.
07:44And after that, I developed a strange power to see into people's minds.
07:48To read their most private thoughts.
07:52I'm going to rob a bank.
07:54I'm going to blow up a bridge.
07:57And since then, I set out to prevent crimes before they happened.
08:00And my real name is Laser Man.
08:05So, Laser Man, what am I thinking?
08:11Um, we should probably get back to work.
08:14Whoa!
08:15Mike!
08:20Take your shirt off, you get a free drink.
08:22I don't show my tits for a watered down bud.
08:26Get me a beer.
08:27Get your own.
08:28I'm too young.
08:29Well, that's your problem.
08:32You should go home. Your mom's probably worried sick.
08:34She's pathetic.
08:36She took me to a fucking waste of time therapist.
08:40Maybe she's trying to understand you.
08:42I don't want her to understand me.
08:44I want her to leave me alone.
08:47What did your parents do when they found out you were, you know, gay?
08:52They didn't do anything.
08:57Because I never told them.
08:58You didn't?
09:01It's not their life.
09:04I don't need their approval.
09:09Daph?
09:10Please don't kill me.
09:11It's not my fault.
09:12Well, it's not your fault.
09:13My mom answered.
09:14She said you weren't there.
09:14I didn't know what to do.
09:15I don't know what you're talking about.
09:21Fuck me.
09:24What's she doing here?
09:24I'm trying to tell you.
09:26I said you were here.
09:37Justin!
09:58He's down.
10:00He'll be up.
10:03Good beat.
10:04So do you.
10:09Coming to bed?
10:11Soon.
10:11I gotta go over these briefs.
10:14Listen, about Friday?
10:16You don't have any plans, do you?
10:18Not that I know of.
10:20Not working late?
10:21No.
10:24That's good.
10:26Because I invited Brian for dinner.
10:28Oh, Christ.
10:29I thought I'd make that chicken you like.
10:31Forget it.
10:31I wouldn't let him touch my silverware
10:32knowing where his hands have been.
10:34You know, I wish the two of you
10:35would make the slightest effort to get along
10:37so I don't have to be the smiling lesbian in the middle.
10:39Who asked you to be.
10:40Just leave him out of my life.
10:42How can we?
10:43He's Gus's father.
10:44As if I need to be reminded.
10:47You know, we're supposed to be an alternative family,
10:49which means two mommies.
10:51I'm the one with the subscription to Newsweek.
10:53I know what it means.
10:54Only there's nothing alternative about us.
10:57We're as fucked up as any other family
10:59in the history of the world.
11:03So, what do you want?
11:06I wanna be a good mother.
11:09I wanna be with you.
11:15And I want you to give Brian a chance.
11:16Oh, you almost had me there.
11:17He's a good person.
11:19He's a selfish shithead.
11:20Maybe, but he's honest.
11:21And he tells the truth and he doesn't pretend.
11:24Yeah, well, I wish he'd try.
11:25I wish you would too.
11:43Oh, man.
11:44I'm so horny.
11:45I want you to fuck me for hours.
11:48And I'm a top.
11:49Yeah, that's what all the biggest problems say.
11:53Oh, fuck.
11:55Jesus, who's this?
11:56That's the president of my fan club.
11:59What do you want?
12:00My mom's out of control.
12:01Now she's following me.
12:02That must be an inherited trait.
12:04I'm not going home.
12:04We're not staying here.
12:05There's nowhere else I can go.
12:07Do you want me to sleep on the street?
12:08I could get killed.
12:09Why don't you get lost, you little asshole?
12:11I was here first.
12:12Better yet, why don't you beat it?
12:16Fuck you.
12:17Yeah.
12:17You're the bottom, remember?
12:21Thanks.
12:23Look, I told you.
12:25I'm not your lover.
12:26I'm not your partner.
12:27I'm not even your friend.
12:29You're not anything to me.
12:31You could be.
12:33If you gave me a chance.
12:35Where did you learn to talk like that?
12:37Watching some teen drama?
12:40I need you.
12:42You think you do.
12:44Because that's what you're taught to think.
12:46We all need each other.
12:47Well, it's a crock of shit.
12:49You're the only one you need.
12:50You're the only one you've got.
13:01The couch.
13:03Just for tonight.
13:04And don't jerk off on it.
13:12Morning, sweetie.
13:20God, I'm still stiff.
13:22Stiffer than last night?
13:23Hey, you too.
13:24Let's keep it clean.
13:25We're talking about my neck.
13:27You must have been doing more than inventory.
13:29Shut up, Marley.
13:30Can't you see he's in pain?
13:31It's the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
13:34Did you take something?
13:35Yeah, like two bottles of Tylenol.
13:37That won't help.
13:38You need a chiropractor.
13:39No.
13:40I'm okay, really.
13:41A friend of mine's fiance goes to someone who does some of the stealers.
13:45He swears by him.
13:46It's not necessary.
13:48You need to take care of yourself.
13:50I can tell you're not very good at that.
13:57Ryder wants to see you.
13:58Well, he can go fuck himself.
14:00He's pissed at me for not landing Telson.
14:03He wants to chew me a second, asshole.
14:04I always thought you could use one of those.
14:06Marvin.
14:07I was just coming to see you.
14:08Well, I'll just be sure and give Mr. Ryder your message.
14:11Excuse me.
14:12I hope you don't mind me dropping by.
14:14Not at all.
14:15Although, after yesterday, I sort of got the impression.
14:17Well, you know how misleading first impressions can be.
14:20After you get to know somebody, you discover just how much in common you actually have.
14:25So, shall we look at some ideas I have?
14:27Great.
14:27Oh, and about this evening?
14:29I thought I might take you up on your offer to show me the town.
14:33Well, I could have Cynthia make us some reservations.
14:35You like steaks?
14:36I know a great shop house.
14:38And I could get us tickets for tonight's game.
14:41Well, actually, I had a different sort of evening in mind.
14:45You know, the sort of evening that you might plan for yourself.
14:48And what sort of evening is that?
14:50Well, you know, one that's more fun.
14:52Like this club that I heard about, uh, Babylon.
14:56Why, Marvin, you old dog.
15:01Christ, isn't anyone straight anymore?
15:05Christ, isn't anyone?
15:22Hi.
15:23I'm, uh, Dr. Cameron.
15:30What seems to be the problem?
15:32Um, nothing.
15:33Nothing.
15:33Nothing at all.
15:34I'm fine.
15:42How'd you hurt yourself?
15:43Um, I was working at the store.
15:45I'm the assistant manager at the big queue over on Butler.
15:50Uh, I accidentally fell.
15:54Okay, turn to the left.
15:57How's that feel?
15:59Fine.
16:01To the right?
16:06Ah, right there, huh?
16:09Can you lie down on your back?
16:12Um, sure, on my back.
16:19This is my favorite position.
16:21I'm just kidding.
16:22Ugh.
16:35If you're looking for Saks Fifth Avenue, honey, you made the wrong turn.
16:40Debbie?
16:40One and only.
16:43Hey.
16:44Sunshine's mom.
16:46How's Justin?
16:47He didn't come home last night and I was hoping you might have seen him.
16:50Uh, no.
16:51I'm sorry.
16:53Sweetie, I wish I had.
16:56Oh, thanks anyway.
16:58Listen, wait, wait, wait.
16:59Hold on.
16:59Let me get you some coffee.
17:03I gave up coffee.
17:04Of course you did.
17:06Well, how about some nice herbal tea then, huh?
17:08Have a seat.
17:09Come on.
17:11Let's see.
17:13We got lemon cream, raspberry parfait, cozy chamomile.
17:20I don't know how the condom get in here.
17:24Here.
17:25Get happy.
17:27You need it.
17:33So what does dad say?
17:35He doesn't know.
17:36How could he not know?
17:38You always know.
17:40Same reason I didn't.
17:41Didn't want to.
17:42Believe me, there are far worse things.
17:45I just keep thinking it's my...
17:46It's not.
17:47That I was...
17:47You didn't.
17:48You don't even know what I was going to say.
17:50Yeah, I do.
17:52Because I ask myself all the same things.
17:57So you don't think it was because I smothered him?
18:00You smother a pork chop.
18:02Not his son.
18:05People are what they are.
18:09So did he tell you to fuck off?
18:13Wasn't even the worst of it.
18:14He told his therapist that he likes...
18:18Dick.
18:21There, you see?
18:22You already have something in common.
18:24I'm sure you were thinking you'd probably never have anything to share again.
18:33Listen.
18:36They talk big and they act tough.
18:39But the truth is, the thing he's the most afraid of, even more than his dad finding out and beating
18:43the shit up,
18:46is that you will stop loving him.
18:49I could never do that.
18:51Then you'd be sure he knows he hasn't lost you.
18:57Cross your hands over your chest.
18:59Good.
18:59Bring your knees up.
19:01Good.
19:05Okay.
19:09First time to a chiropractor?
19:11Yeah, but if I knew it was going to be like this, it would come sooner.
19:16Good.
19:17Legs down.
19:22A little stretch.
19:25Am I hurting you?
19:27Not at all.
19:31Okay.
19:33Roll over.
19:49How's that feeling?
19:50Oh, yeah.
19:53Well, I think you're suffering from a pre-existing condition that was just aggravated by that fall.
19:58You give it a little time and some rest and let the swelling go down.
20:02Right.
20:04You might want to put some ice on it.
20:07Good idea.
20:08Okay, you can get up.
20:12It's okay with you.
20:13I'd like to just lie here for a couple minutes.
20:16Is something wrong? Something I should look at?
20:17No, no.
20:19I feel great.
20:22Too great.
20:27Don't be embarrassed.
20:30Happens all the time.
20:32Even though football players.
20:51That's right.
20:54Seven and three-quarter inches.
20:58Oh, come on, guys. Let's get it up for him. Come on.
21:04There's Thomas.
21:06He's 17. He's going into Harvard this fall.
21:08Miss Trish?
21:09She's 12.
21:10She loves soccer.
21:11This has got to be a first.
21:14Family photos in Babylon?
21:16What is this? Five and an eighth.
21:20Now, contestants are reminded that they must be at least six inches.
21:24That is the rule of thumb.
21:26And quite frankly, I've seen bigger thumbs.
21:31I married young before I knew.
21:33Went into the family business.
21:34By the time I realized what I was, it was too late to change things.
21:38I love my wife and my kids.
21:42Why should I destroy all that?
21:44You know, my friends think that I'm crazy doing the job.
21:47So you take care of business while you're away, taking care of business.
21:51Exactly.
21:53Smart man, Marvin.
21:56You're a smart man, too.
21:58The question is, how smart?
22:00Ten and five, sixteen.
22:02We have a winner!
22:09So is there anyone here you'd like to meet?
22:12I happen to know the winner.
22:16Not my type.
22:18However, there is somebody I'm interested in.
22:22Yeah? Who?
22:31That's sexual harassment.
22:32Yeah, remind me to press charges.
22:34What does he look like?
22:35The kind of guy, if you wagged his dick in front of you, you wouldn't look twice.
22:39But if he dangled his account in front of you, you might consider it.
22:43You're kidding.
22:44You wouldn't actually do-
22:47Would you?
22:48Well, considering some of the other things I've done.
22:50Yeah, but that was for fun.
22:51You've never done anything like this.
22:56You're so beautifully naive, Mikey.
22:58It's business.
23:00You fuck, or you get fucked.
23:02Yeah, only which end are you on?
23:09It's in my locker room.
23:11Dustin?
23:14Honey, please.
23:15I thought you might like to come with me.
23:18Where? To see another shrink?
23:20It's a surprise.
23:22I'm not interested.
23:28You stop right there!
23:31Stop running from me because I'm not running from you!
23:36I'm still your mother, and you're still my son, and I still love you.
23:53What's this?
23:54A get-well basket.
23:56Bengay, aspirin, hot water bottle, everything you need for a pulled muscle.
24:01That's really nice of you, Tracy.
24:03A big key. We guarantee full money back if you're not completely satisfied.
24:07I hope you won't be needing all that.
24:11Oh, hi.
24:12Hi. How's your neck?
24:13It's still a little sore, but much better. I think you did the trick.
24:18Good to hear.
24:19Tracy, this is Dr. Cameron, the chiropractor you sent me to.
24:22Thanks for the referral, Tracy.
24:24Thanks for taking care of Mike.
24:26Well, I should go and take care of my cash register.
24:29Bye!
24:32She's cute.
24:33Yeah. What a coincidence running into you here.
24:36Well, that's not really a coincidence. You told me where you worked, remember?
24:40Oh, yeah. Right. Well, it's really nice coming all this waiters to see how I am.
24:45Nothing is more important than my patient's health and well-being.
24:48I also wanted to get a new screwdriver.
24:50Oh, well, let me show you where the hardware department is.
24:52We have a complete line of tools, all at everyday low prices.
24:55And I wanted to, uh, ask if you'd like to have dinner with me.
25:00Huh?
25:01Dinner. You know, where you sit at a table and eat food from a plate.
25:07Mike, there are these two brats climbing up the soft drink display.
25:10Sounds like a job for Superman. I'll be right there.
25:16So what do you say?
25:18About what?
25:19I think I just asked you out.
25:22You mean you're...
25:24Yeah.
25:26I hope you are too.
25:28I have to be really careful. No one here knows.
25:33How did you...
25:34Remember that little problem you had at my table?
25:36Yeah, but you said that even happens to football players.
25:39Only the gay ones.
25:45Justin, I have so missed coming here with you.
25:49Van Goghs and Hoppers.
25:52You know, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't be an artist.
25:55I mean, I encouraged you.
26:00Hey, after we're done, you want to share a piece of that incredible chocolate cake?
26:03Like we used to.
26:05Yeah, sure.
26:07Oh, Justin, look. My favorite.
26:10Remember?
26:15No.
26:18I fell in love with this when I was pregnant with you.
26:21You can put it on your birth announcement.
26:30Mom, I gotta use the bathroom.
26:32Okay, honey. I'll be right here.
26:35Let's go.
26:58Let's go.
27:03Let's go.
27:04Let's go.
27:05Let's go.
27:10Let's go.
27:10Let's go.
27:12Let's go.
27:13Let's go.
27:14Let's go.
27:15Let's go.
27:16Let's go.
27:17Let's go.
27:18Let's go.
27:19Let's go.
27:20A doctor?
27:21A chiropractor.
27:23All that counts is a little white jacket at a comfortable mid-thigh length.
27:27It's every mother's dream.
27:28Just be sure not to tell mine. I don't need her to know every time I go out.
27:31Every time you go out is once a year.
27:33Thanks for keeping count.
27:35Accounting is my life.
27:36So what's he like?
27:39Old.
27:40What's old?
27:42Older than you.
27:43Probably 40.
27:44That is old.
27:45On the other hand, they don't come as quick and they have lots of money.
27:49So where's he taking you?
27:50To a place called Papagano.
27:53I hope he's paying.
27:54Is it expensive?
27:55A medium-priced entree is more than your tax return.
27:59Shit.
28:00What are you wearing?
28:02I don't know.
28:03This?
28:04Okay.
28:05A doctor is taking you to one of the most expensive restaurants in Pittsburgh and you're going like that?
28:09Yeah.
28:10Not in this universe.
28:11As a men's apparel professional, it is my sworn duty to make sure you are properly attired.
28:15Now put down Captain America and come with me.
28:21I'm soaking here.
28:30Oh, shut up.
28:32Who did this thing to you?
28:34Let me guess.
28:36Emmett De La Venta.
28:38I should have just worn my jeans, but he said, no, you can't go on a date like that.
28:43You've got a date?
28:44Yeah.
28:45A date?
28:48Mike, he's got a date.
28:49I'm gonna call and cancel.
28:51The fuck you are?
28:52Well, I can't go like this.
28:53Yes.
28:53You're right.
29:00Here, try this.
29:03Are you sure?
29:04I've got dozens of them.
29:07It's weird going on a date.
29:10Make sure he opens the car door for you and pulls your chair out.
29:14That's what I mean.
29:14It's so hetero.
29:18You ever been on a real date?
29:21Once.
29:22I ended up fucking the waiter.
29:25I don't know what to do or say.
29:28Just be yourself.
29:29That should make the evening fly by.
29:32Why can't we just fast forward to the sex?
29:35The point of a date, or so it's been explained to me by those who do that sort of thing,
29:39is that you actually get to know the other person before you fuck them.
29:43What a dumb idea.
29:45What if you don't like them?
29:46Worse yet.
29:47What if you do?
29:50Sleeps are too long.
29:56That's better.
30:00So, who is this guy?
30:02No one.
30:04I don't even know why I said yes, I guess I just felt sorry for him.
30:08A mercy fuck, huh?
30:09Who says I'm fucking him?
30:11Well, if he's buying you an expensive dinner, you're going to have to put out.
30:14And this should do the trick.
30:17Make him want to do the trick.
30:21So what do you think?
30:23I think I look like you.
30:25You look fantastic.
30:28You are fantastic.
30:32Remember that, Mikey.
30:35Now you better go.
30:36You don't want to be late.
30:38What about you? What are you up to tonight?
30:39I'm entertaining a client.
30:41You're not going to go through with it.
30:44You're so cute.
30:46It'll be over before you know it.
31:12How long can you keep the chicken warm?
31:14It's fine. I wrapped it in foil.
31:17Sounds like my mom's recipe.
31:19Cook for one week, remove all flavor, eat.
31:22Hey.
31:24Might as well face it, honey.
31:26He's not going to show up.
31:27You know, Brian, he's always...
31:28Fashionably late.
31:31When will you ever learn?
32:33Yep.
32:37It's not even mine. Belongs to my friend Brian.
32:40I bet he doesn't look half as good in it as you.
32:45He looks better.
32:46I find that hard to believe.
32:49He can look good in anything. He even looks good in nothing.
32:52Good body?
32:53Awesome.
32:54When he walks into Babylon, heads turn like police lights just to look at him.
32:57Yeah. Sounds like I could make a fortune doing neck adjustment.
33:01Everybody wants him.
33:03Do you?
33:05Me? No.
33:07He's my best friend.
33:08Since high school.
33:10We'd never...
33:11Good.
33:12I was starting to get jealous.
33:14How was the crew?
33:18Don't worry.
33:19Besides, he's not even interested in me.
33:21Sir?
33:21I'm surprised.
33:22I think it'd be very easy to be interested in you.
33:25Go to the duty free now.
33:37Excellent.
33:44This is excellent, too.
33:54You know a lot about wine, huh?
33:56I have a collection.
33:58I just bought it.
34:00A bottle of 61 Petrus.
34:03On eBay.
34:04Oh, my God.
34:05You go on eBay?
34:06You would not believe what I just got.
34:08A May 1960 flash from the Silver Age.
34:11The mystery of the elongated man.
34:12I've been looking for this for years.
34:16Uh, it's a...
34:17It's a comic book.
34:19I have a collection.
34:22Well, you're obviously very passionate about it.
34:25It's like every time I find one,
34:28I'm a kid again up in my old room.
34:30The mystery of the perpetual boy.
34:36To the flash.
34:40The flash.
34:44Go on.
34:45Take it off.
34:45Everything.
34:50What?
34:52Could you...
34:53Go a little slower.
34:55You want to show?
35:00Sure.
35:01Why not?
35:05Yes.
35:07What is it?
35:11Well, how is she?
35:12She badly hurt.
35:13I'm in a meeting.
35:23So, where were we?
35:25Someone hurt?
35:26Yeah, it was my daughter.
35:27She broke her arm playing basketball.
35:30Sounds serious.
35:32She'll be all right.
35:33She was asking for you.
35:34She wants you to come home.
35:35She'll understand.
35:37What, that you're down on your knees sucking cock?
35:38There's nothing that I can do, anyway.
35:41I can.
35:50I can.
35:52Could you prepare Mr. Tellson's bill?
35:54He'll be checking out immediately.
35:57Could you have a car waiting to take him to the airport?
36:05Your visit to queer world's over, Marvin.
36:08Better go back to your wife and your kids and your $30 million a year business.
36:14You'd be a fool to throw that away.
36:22You know, you're not as smart as I thought.
36:28What are you going to tell Ryder when he asks why you didn't get the account?
36:31I'll tell him we couldn't provide the services you required.
36:39I had a really nice time.
36:41So did I.
36:42Thanks for dinner.
36:44My pleasure.
36:47So, you want to come up?
36:48Oh, I can't.
36:49I've got my first patient at 7.30.
37:03Hey.
37:07What are you doing?
37:08I thought.
37:10I mean, don't you want to.
37:14I asked you out because I wanted to get to know you better.
37:16Not because I wanted a quick fuck.
37:20Look, I'll call you.
37:54I knew you couldn't stay away.
37:56I'm just strictly here as an observer.
37:59Yeah, so what else is new?
38:02Somebody must have eaten something that disagreed with him.
38:05It's a complete waste of time.
38:07Paid for dinner and he didn't even want to fuck.
38:10Maybe he has a prostate problem.
38:11Or only one testicle.
38:13Or maybe he doesn't like me.
38:15Why wouldn't he like you?
38:17Same reason as everybody else.
38:19I'm not Brian.
38:20That is such bullshit.
38:23He must have liked you.
38:25Why else would he ask you out?
38:26I don't know.
38:28It's just your own insecurities.
38:31Maybe he's the old-fashioned type.
38:33Doesn't fuck until the second date.
38:35Well, I don't care.
38:37I'm going to go find somebody who wants me.
38:51The kitchen's closed.
39:05Are you sleeping?
39:06We have a newborn here.
39:07We never sleep.
39:10Sorry, I missed dinner.
39:11Don't apologize.
39:12It doesn't become you.
39:13Don't think you can flash that smile and get away with it.
39:16That might have been cute at 20, but at 30 it's starting to get pathetic.
39:1929.
39:23Have you eaten?
39:25No.
39:27Come on.
39:56I'm here.
40:03I just want her.
40:08I'm ready to go.
40:13Take me higher.
40:18I just want her.
40:23I'm ready to go.
40:29I'm ready to go.
40:33I just want her.
40:38I'm ready to go.
40:42I'm ready to go.
40:46You're fantastic.
40:48I just want her.
40:52I'm ready to go.
41:02I just want her.
41:05I just want her.
41:06I'm ready.
41:08I'm ready to go.
41:12I'm ready to go.