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Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom EP Monkey King, Action Fantasy, Drama Series
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:07It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:04Three
00:01:06two
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00:01:35Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak.
00:01:38It's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat.
00:02:15Make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:29Honey!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:32Honey!
00:02:33Honey!
00:02:34Honey!
00:02:36Honey!
00:02:36Honey!
00:02:37Honey!
00:02:37Honey!
00:02:37Honey!
00:02:42Icy!
00:02:47Immortal Master!
00:02:48Immortal Master!
00:02:49Something's wrong!
00:02:51Immortal Master!
00:02:52Tang San Zang and his disciples are almost at
00:02:54mountain of Lion and Camel!
00:02:59You must not go there!
00:03:10Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days
00:03:13and he barely says a word.
00:03:15Could it be he's still pining for the Queen of Zhiliang?
00:03:20Second brother, watch your mouth.
00:03:23Only monk bound for the west.
00:03:25Please stop right here.
00:03:27Don't take another step forward.
00:03:29Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know.
00:03:33There's a band of demons up ahead.
00:03:35They've eaten hundreds of thousands.
00:03:37You mustn't go any farther.
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master.
00:03:44I'm here.
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there?
00:03:51Demons are causing trouble ahead.
00:03:53We must ask what's going on so I can set my mind at ease.
00:03:56Let me go.
00:03:57Maybe I can beg for some alms too.
00:04:00Baji, look at you.
00:04:03You'll scare them off.
00:04:04Let Wukong go instead.
00:04:06Him.
00:04:07He's uglier than I am.
00:04:09Baji finally volunteered.
00:04:13Let him change into something handsome then.
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine.
00:04:25Go and come back quick.
00:04:26All right.
00:04:32Sir, please wait.
00:04:37You are...
00:04:38Sir, we're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire, headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras.
00:04:45I heard you say there are demons ahead.
00:04:47What's really going on?
00:04:49Ah.
00:04:50Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:04:53They stretch for 800 lie.
00:04:56West of there lies a human kingdom called Lion-Camel Kingdom.
00:05:00The rains came in season, and the people lived in peace.
00:05:04It was once a land of harmony.
00:05:09But 500 years ago, three demons came from the West.
00:05:13They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel and made an entire city's people.
00:05:17So that's it.
00:05:18Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rake one to death myself.
00:05:22My brother can club one dead.
00:05:23We'll leave the last for Sha Wu Jing, and he'll finish it in one swing.
00:05:27If it were only three, why would I stop you?
00:05:29After they ate the people, they didn't leave.
00:05:32They took the land and founded a kingdom,
00:05:35gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens,
00:05:39keeping humans as livestock,
00:05:41and even setting up a full court.
00:05:43They made tigers their generals and wolves their captains.
00:05:47As for their lesser demons,
00:05:495,000 are on the Southern Ridge,
00:05:515,000 on the Northern Ridge,
00:05:5310,000 at the Eastern Pass,
00:05:56and 10,000 at the Western Pass.
00:05:58Another 4 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch,
00:06:02and 10,000 more guard the gates.
00:06:05There are countless fire tenders,
00:06:07and countless woodcutters too.
00:06:09All told, that's 47 or 48,000.
00:06:13And those are the ones with names,
00:06:15with badges at their waists,
00:06:17stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many?
00:06:2240,000?
00:06:24That's it?
00:06:25That doesn't even count the unregistered ones.
00:06:28Add those in, and you're talking one or two hundred thousand.
00:06:31They eat people every day,
00:06:33boiling them,
00:06:34skewing them,
00:06:35brewing blood into wine.
00:06:36For 500 years now,
00:06:38they've devoured the people of Continent of Xinyu.
00:06:41Good heavens!
00:06:43I'd better get back, fast!
00:06:45And report to M Master!
00:06:55Master, we can't go on.
00:06:56This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:06:59It's a realm of demons.
00:07:0040 to 50,000 are waiting to eat people.
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot!
00:07:07What are you scared of?
00:07:08I've fought 100,000 heavenly soldiers.
00:07:11What's 40 or 50,000 demons to me?
00:07:13Big brother, you're so capable.
00:07:15But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve.
00:07:17If you ask me,
00:07:18we should split the luggage now and run for our lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons,
00:07:23and you believe their exaggerations?
00:07:26Even if there really are that many,
00:07:28I'd swing my staff all night
00:07:30and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap.
00:07:33Besides that funeral rod of yours,
00:07:35what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me.
00:07:40I, old son, can carve a path through the Eastern Sea,
00:07:43even a mountain of iron and silver.
00:07:45I can smash straight through.
00:07:46Then if you can, go do it.
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false.
00:07:51What you see is the truth.
00:07:52Bhaji is scared out of his wits.
00:07:54Go take a look, see for yourself.
00:07:56And whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:58Yes, master.
00:08:15Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:17Don't come out.
00:08:17I'll be right back.
00:08:29Third great king, it's time to eat.
00:08:33Report, third great king.
00:08:34Word has come from the kingdom of Xiliang.
00:08:37Centipede Taoist was killed by Tang San Zhang and his disciples.
00:08:41Tang San Zhang has passed Xiliang.
00:08:44500 years, at last Tang San Zhang's flesh.
00:09:05Big brother, second brother.
00:09:07Come on, let's drink to Tang San Zhang's arrival.
00:09:09Let's have a toast.
00:09:10Cheers.
00:09:16Big brother, why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother, we're about to eat Tang San Zhang's flesh.
00:09:22Cheer up.
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly.
00:09:26That Tang San Zhang may be immortal now, but his eldest disciple is no ordinary figure.
00:09:32That monkey, born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky.
00:09:35A stone monkey made flesh.
00:09:36He learned magic from ancient powers.
00:09:39100,000 soldiers couldn't stop him.
00:09:41He's not someone we can handle easily.
00:09:45What's 100,000 heavenly soldiers?
00:09:47Big brother, you forgot.
00:09:49When the heavenly court came to wipe us out, 100,000 heavenly soldiers.
00:09:53You swallowed them all in one bite.
00:09:55Some stinking monkey.
00:09:57What is he, really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him.
00:09:59Who knows?
00:10:00How many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff?
00:10:03So, in the end, you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you?
00:10:07Then we just take down Sun Wukong, and that's that.
00:10:11Third brother, you have a plan?
00:10:15Of course I do.
00:10:16Guards, bring it up.
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the Sacred Buddhist Monastery.
00:10:34Just something I grabbed from the treasury.
00:10:36They call it the Yin-Yang Energy Vase.
00:10:40You dared steal from the Sacred Buddhist Monastery?
00:10:43Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff?
00:10:50Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:53Third brother, how does this vase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:55Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and 24 auras.
00:10:59It holds a world of its own.
00:11:00If someone gets trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:04The moment they speak, raging fire burns them.
00:11:07If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them, three fire dragons will come and devour them.
00:11:16Over and over, without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase, while outside it's only a short while.
00:11:22No matter how powerful, once inside, they'll eventually drain their power and melt into pus.
00:11:28It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zang will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here, we've spotted Tang San Zang.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zang and here he comes.
00:11:50Big brother, Sun Wukong is gone.
00:11:52Perfect timing.
00:11:53But Tang San Zang is guarded by two disciples.
00:11:56I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded guy is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's
00:12:02side.
00:12:02So what?
00:12:03I'd still fight him.
00:12:04Big brother, we'll each take one.
00:12:06Second brother, use that long trunk of yours and snatch Tang San Zang away.
00:12:10Fine.
00:12:28Well, well, now this is interesting.
00:12:30Huh?
00:12:31Demons!
00:12:32Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid.
00:12:37I'll hold them off.
00:13:03Master, don't be afraid.
00:13:06Master, don't be afraid.
00:13:10That damn monkey.
00:13:11He had to leave now of all times.
00:13:13Demons come and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it!
00:13:22I'm going!
00:13:23And there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee!
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell, break!
00:14:07A petty little anchoring spell, break!
00:14:18Master!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:20Master!
00:14:35Second brother! Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished! If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:51Move! Third King's orders! Scrubpods, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:57Fight Deng Zanzang up and hotpot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders! Step up the mountain patrols! Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:09Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass. If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once!
00:15:15Yes!
00:15:19The King sent me to patrol the mountain.
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world.
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout! Got it!
00:15:41Who are you? Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2?
00:15:45Which cave are you from?
00:15:47You tell me first. Who are you?
00:15:50I... I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout.
00:15:54See it! My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out! Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Wind Scout. Your boss!
00:16:09Hmm, Chief Wind Scout. How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before!
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave!
00:16:18The boss said I did a great job!
00:16:20So he promoted me for training!
00:16:22Don't believe me? Look!
00:16:25You really are the Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:31Hello, sir!
00:16:32We're co-workers! No need to be formal!
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing. Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me!
00:16:40He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave!
00:16:44He said our three bosses. Send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery and 500 Arhat come out to greet them.
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace and the 11 Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects.
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends.
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them.
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers.
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects.
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too.
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing. So does your boss know his grandpa? The Great Sage equal to Heaven.
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to Heaven?
00:17:26Who's that?
00:17:29What are you doing?
00:17:29Sun! Sun Wu Kong!
00:17:32Freeze!
00:17:42Let ol' Sun take a look inside your lair!
00:17:50Junior Wind Scout is back!
00:18:12Blood vermicelli soup. It's my favorite.
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing.
00:18:19Can the sacred Buddhist monastery not see this?
00:18:22The king gave orders, fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean.
00:18:27What did you just say? Wash Tang San Zang?
00:18:30You didn't know? The king just captured Tang San Zang?
00:18:34What? Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:35In the main hall. They're about to eat him.
00:18:49Hehehe.
00:18:58Reporting to the three kings, Tang San Zang has been washed and brought in.
00:19:03Big brother! Let's dig in!
00:19:12My two brothers. Catching Tang San Zang was too easy this time. But we didn't see that monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry brother. That lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:22Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zang. You're not reaching the sacred Buddhist monastery today. Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:31The one in danger today isn't this humble monk. It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way. You eat people. Gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it. Heaven will punish you. And so will the Buddha.
00:19:50Heaven's law? The Buddha?
00:19:53Bullshit!
00:19:54Tang San Zang, call the Jade Emperor down here. See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Tang San Zang, open your eyes. Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops. What is there to
00:20:06fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops? All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow. My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk. Get him into my belly. Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men! Slice Tang San Zang into 10,000 pieces. We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes!
00:20:35Huh?
00:20:46Wooko?!
00:20:55What?!
00:20:56Myлись and feared...
00:21:02Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons
00:21:16Seize him
00:21:23Master, I'll fight our way out
00:21:27Whoever captures that monkey will be made chief wind scout
00:21:31And rewarded with a piece of Tang Sanzong's flesh
00:21:34So he too may live forever
00:21:58Hack him to pieces
00:22:25Master
00:22:26Wukong
00:22:42Bunch of scum
00:22:44Don't get cocky
00:22:56Wukong
00:22:57Let my master go
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head
00:23:18I don't care who you are
00:23:20I'll kill you all the same
00:23:27Brothers, together
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two
00:23:44Time
00:23:49Right now
00:23:50I'll cut you down
00:23:53Damn bro, you've got skills
00:23:55One slash and you finish Sun Wukong
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone
00:23:58We can finally feast on Tang Sanzong's flesh
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:09He
00:24:10He split into two
00:24:12Then I'll cut again
00:24:23That's strange
00:24:24This is weird
00:24:25The more I cut
00:24:26The more there are
00:24:27Don't panic boss
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones
00:24:30He's messing with you
00:24:32My boy
00:24:33You know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects
00:24:37Next time you see your master
00:24:39I'll spare you the humiliation
00:24:40You're asking to die
00:24:45I'm coming to help
00:24:47Die
00:24:50I'm in too
00:25:05Two fists can't beat four hands
00:25:07I'm out of here
00:25:11Going somewhere
00:25:19He's almost out of strength
00:25:20Finish him
00:25:21Take this
00:25:30That monkey got away
00:25:31Tang Sanzong is still in our hands
00:25:34He can't get far
00:25:37Those demons are something else
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours
00:25:50The rations are mine
00:25:51You can have master's spare socks
00:25:55Second brother
00:25:57Master's fate is still unknown
00:25:58And you're splitting up the luggage
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't
00:26:05I'm afraid master won't make it
00:26:07I'm going back to Gao village
00:26:09You
00:26:16Eldest brother
00:26:17You're finally back
00:26:18Master was taken by demons
00:26:19I know
00:26:20If you knew
00:26:21Why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot
00:26:25I told you watch master
00:26:27And you let him get taken
00:26:28I'll beat you
00:26:29Hey monkey king
00:26:31There were too many of them
00:26:32What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother
00:26:35Saving master comes first
00:26:37You think I don't know their many?
00:26:39I've already fought them
00:26:40I was outnumbered
00:26:41I couldn't save master
00:26:42You two come with me
00:26:43Now we're going to their lair
00:26:44To save master
00:26:45All right
00:26:53Monster
00:26:55Open up and surrender
00:26:56Monster
00:26:57Your grandpa pig is here
00:26:58Monster
00:26:59Let my master go
00:27:03Kill them
00:27:04Monkey
00:27:05Monkey
00:27:05You lost to me
00:27:06And you still dare come knocking
00:27:08You had the numbers before
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers
00:27:16What a pity
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before
00:27:19Shut it long-nosed elephant
00:27:21Or else
00:27:22I'll knock your teeth out with my rake
00:27:24You wouldn't dare
00:27:25Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them
00:27:58Take my staff
00:28:03Take my rake
00:28:13I don't know.
00:28:42Take this, my staff!
00:29:11Take this, my staff!
00:29:38Take this, my staff!
00:29:50Take this, my staff!
00:30:44Take this, my staff!
00:30:49Take this, my staff!
00:30:49I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll follow you home!
00:31:33Take this, my staff!
00:31:41Take this, my staff!
00:32:12Take this, my staff!
00:32:43Take this, my staff!
00:33:07Take this, my staff!
00:33:13Take this, my staff!
00:33:48Take this, my staff!
00:34:05Take this, my staff!
00:34:07Take this, my staff!
00:34:10Take this, my staff!
00:34:11Take this, my staff!
00:34:49Take this, my staff!
00:35:16Take this, my staff!
00:35:26Take this, my staff!
00:35:31Take this, my staff!
00:35:56Take this, my staff!
00:36:25Take this, my staff!
00:36:29Take this, my staff!
00:37:04Take this, my staff!
00:37:06Take this, my staff!
00:37:07Take this, my staff!
00:37:23Take this, my staff!
00:37:27Take this, my staff!
00:37:28Take this, my staff!
00:37:34Take this, my staff!
00:37:39My stomach!
00:37:55Oh, big brother!
00:38:04My boy, well, are you begging yet?
00:38:08Sun Wukong, if you've got the guts, kill me!
00:38:11Fine! Then I'll beat you right in the gallbladder!
00:38:20Mercy, mercy! Great sage equal to heaven! Please spare him! I'm begging for my big brother!
00:38:26My boy, don't waste words! Just call him Grandpa's son!
00:38:31Grandpa, it's our fault, your grandson's! We swallowed you by mistake!
00:38:35Great sage, have mercy! Pity us like ants clinging to life!
00:38:39Spare my big brother's life! The three of us will release your master and see you through the mountains!
00:38:46You dragged my master here to suffer! And scared him half to death!
00:38:50My master is delicate! He can't take this abuse! You'll pay for this!
00:38:54Great sage, I don't have any gold or jewels on me. No amber, agate, or other treasures. How can I
00:39:01pay you?
00:39:01Pay you how?
00:39:03I want the three of you brothers to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin. Let my master ride in it. Carry
00:39:08it yourselves.
00:39:09Get my master across the 800-lie mountain of lion and camel.
00:39:13What?
00:39:14I haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years!
00:39:17Third brother, saving our eldest comes first!
00:39:21As you say, great sage, the three of us agree. Just come out and quickly!
00:39:27Fine!
00:39:28Open your mouth wide!
00:39:30I'll fly out myself!
00:39:32Hey, big brother! When he comes out, bite down hard. Crush that monkey. Swallow him whole. Then he can't torment
00:39:37you anymore.
00:39:41Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:44I'll hold the golden cudgel. Go on, bite it!
00:39:56Big brother, bite it! Now!
00:40:01My fangs!
00:40:04What a slippery demon! You dare fool your grandpa's son? I spared your life and you tried to bite me
00:40:10to death. I'm not coming out today! I'm not coming out!
00:40:12You went back in again!
00:40:15Third brother, what kind of rotten idea was that? We didn't even bite the monkey and I chipped my teeth
00:40:21instead!
00:40:21Son Wukong, I've heard your name for a long time. It's Thunder in the Ears.
00:40:26They say you made a show outside the Southern Heavenly Gate and showed off at the Palace of Grand Mysteries!
00:40:32Now you're on the road to the Western Heavens, slaying demons!
00:40:36So you're just some upstart monkey. If you've got the guts, come out and fight fair!
00:40:41If you'd said that 500 years ago, I might have taken the bait. But now, nothing you say matters. Let
00:40:47my master go!
00:40:50Fine, fine! I'll release him right now!
00:40:53Fine, fine! I'll be better now!
00:41:11Master!
00:41:14Bachi!
00:41:36My disciples Wukong has already subdued them.
00:41:45This lion's belly. Once we're past mountain of lion and camel, we'll get out of here.
00:41:50Toss that steely, great sage son, and you're outside the lion-camel kingdom.
00:41:55Please come out. We won't ever dare to go after your master again.
00:41:59Yes, yes.
00:42:00Little white dragon, take master and go on ahead.
00:42:03Yes, senior brother.
00:42:12Great sage son, your master is long gone now.
00:42:15Fine, open your mouth.
00:42:27Bajisha Jr. brother, let's go.
00:42:30You think you can just leave? True Dharma form.
00:42:40Monkey King, they broke their promise.
00:42:43I saw it coming. Since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:47Stop them!
00:42:54Bajisha Jr. brother, Sha.
00:42:56The three of us fight our way out together.
00:42:59All right.
00:43:14Come and die!
00:43:25Come and die!
00:43:27Kill them!
00:43:36Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:39Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:52Senior brother!
00:43:55And you too!
00:43:57Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:09Senior brother!
00:44:16Bajisha Jr. brother!
00:44:18Master!
00:44:18Son Wukong!
00:44:20Surrender now!
00:44:22Your master and your junior brother have both been captured.
00:44:25Master!
00:44:26Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:33Crush him to death!
00:44:44Monkey King!
00:44:46Monkey King!
00:44:47Senior brother!
00:44:47Monkey King got sobbed into a pancake!
00:44:51Monkey King got sobbed into a pancake!
00:44:52Monkey King!
00:45:03I can't see the monkey anymore!
00:45:10Let me go!
00:45:12Master!
00:45:13Master!
00:45:17Master!
00:45:21I'll wipe you out you little punk taste this this
00:45:38Big brother
00:46:08Son Wukong, you're as good as dead
00:46:15All hail the third king
00:46:18Back to the cave, let's feast and celebrate, we'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh
00:46:24Yes
00:46:44Third brother, that vase can really hold Sun Wukong
00:46:49Don't worry big brother, in no time at all Sun Wukong will melt into pus
00:47:04What treasure is this? How did it trap me in here? I'll smash you to pieces
00:47:15Huh, that's some serious force
00:47:18Don't waste your breath, you can't break this vase
00:47:22Can't break it? Then I'll burst it open
00:47:24Crow! Crowing won't help
00:47:29Shrink
00:47:40How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless, get ready for torture in the vase
00:47:46Let the flames cleanse you
00:47:48Oh no
00:47:56This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Sun Wukong
00:48:01Oh really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes
00:48:12What a meeting
00:48:14Hmm, my boy
00:48:15That vase of yours isn't all that
00:48:17Yeah, take a closer look
00:48:26Samadhi true fire
00:48:29Out of tricks now, huh?
00:48:30In no time at all
00:48:32You'll be reduced to ash and smoke
00:48:34Master
00:48:42Senior brother
00:48:47Wukong
00:48:50Master
00:48:55I, son Wukong, have roamed the three realms
00:48:58I stormed heaven, broke into the underworld, and entered the dragon palace
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic
00:49:05And today, I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase
00:49:08Master
00:49:09Baji
00:49:10And Sha Wujing
00:49:11Will be eaten by that demon as well
00:49:13Our pilgrimage for the scriptures
00:49:15Will end right here
00:49:17I failed Buddha Tathagata
00:49:18And I failed Guan Yin
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:25Wukong
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs
00:49:29In dire straits, they can save your life
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin
00:49:36The life-saving hair she gave you
00:49:49Change
00:49:51No skill, don't take the job
00:49:52I'll drill through your vase
00:50:05Lucky, lucky, now we can get out
00:50:15Third brother
00:50:16That monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry
00:50:24Relax, big brother
00:50:25It's been ages
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone
00:50:28Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here
00:50:31Let me see
00:50:33Gods, carry it before the great king
00:50:52Third king, something's wrong
00:50:54The vase is lighter
00:50:57Nonsense
00:50:58This is a sacred Buddhist treasure
00:51:00It contains yin yang dual energy
00:51:02How could it be lighter?
00:51:05Third king, look
00:51:07It really is lighter
00:51:20How can this be?
00:51:24This vase is empty
00:51:27Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:29Who did this?
00:51:33My sweet grandkids
00:51:35Who else but your grandpa?
00:51:45It's son Wukong
00:51:46He got out
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off
00:51:51Kill that fly
00:51:53Kill it
00:51:56Now, spread the order
00:51:58Shut the gates
00:51:59Shut them
00:51:59Don't let that monkey get away
00:52:02Son Wukong is out
00:52:03Run
00:52:04We have to save our master
00:52:22My lords
00:52:23Aren't you here to eat
00:52:24Tong Zang Zang's flesh?
00:52:25Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year
00:52:29My meat reeks
00:52:30If you're eating someone
00:52:31Eat my master first
00:52:35Your master is the main course
00:52:36You're the appetizer
00:52:38The king said so
00:52:39Wash Jubaji clean first
00:52:41Scald him
00:52:41Shave him
00:52:42Skin him
00:52:43Salt him
00:52:43And serve him with wine
00:52:46This old pig
00:52:47Has such a miserable fate
00:52:49Grab your weapons
00:52:50And come with me
00:52:51Trouble at the king's cave
00:52:54Alright, move out, brothers
00:52:57Let me go
00:52:59Help!
00:53:00Someone help!
00:53:05What a coward
00:53:06And he used to be Marshal Tianping
00:53:09Yet he's that scared of dying
00:53:11I'll teach him a lesson
00:53:13Transform!
00:53:21Chuguneng
00:53:24Chuguneng
00:53:24Chuguneng
00:53:25Who?
00:53:26Who's calling me?
00:53:27Luneng is my name
00:53:28Guan Yin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name
00:53:30After I joined Master
00:53:32They all call me Bhaji
00:53:33Out here in the middle of nowhere
00:53:35How would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Whoever called my Dharma name
00:53:44Show yourself
00:53:44It was me
00:53:48Who are you?
00:53:49Hiding in the shadows
00:53:52Show yourself
00:53:56I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau
00:53:58Here to claim lives
00:54:00By order of King Yama
00:54:01I've come to take your soul
00:54:04Grandpa Soul Reaper
00:54:06Please head back first
00:54:07Put in a good word with King Yama
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son Wukong
00:54:12Ask him to cut me some slack
00:54:14Let me live one more day
00:54:15Come take me tomorrow
00:54:17Nonsense!
00:54:18If King Yama says you die at the third watch
00:54:21Who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:25Come with me now
00:54:26Or I'll bring out the rope of fate
00:54:28And yank you by the neck
00:54:31Please sir, have mercy
00:54:32One look at me
00:54:33And you know I'm done for
00:54:35I'm going to die
00:54:36No question
00:54:37I just want one more day
00:54:39That demon took my master
00:54:40And Sha Wu Jing
00:54:41All of them
00:54:42Let me see them one last time
00:54:44Then I'll go with you
00:54:45To the Netherworld Bureau
00:54:46At least I'll have honored our bond
00:54:48Then I can die with no regrets
00:54:52Fine
00:54:52I've got 30 names on my warrant
00:54:55They're all nearby
00:54:56Let me round them up
00:54:58Then I'll take you
00:54:59That buys you this one day
00:55:01But running errands is hard work
00:55:03Got any silver on you?
00:55:05Hand some over
00:55:06Call it travel money
00:55:13Money?
00:55:15I'm Jumaji, a monk
00:55:16The four elements are empty
00:55:18What money could I have?
00:55:19If you don't have any silver
00:55:21Then stop yapping
00:55:24Let me slip the rope on you
00:55:26And come with me
00:55:27Please don't take me
00:55:28Don't arrest me
00:55:29I know what that is
00:55:30That's a rope of fate
00:55:31Once it's around your neck
00:55:33It hooks your soul away
00:55:34I have money
00:55:35I'll pay you
00:55:36Where is it?
00:55:37Hand it over
00:55:38Quit stalling
00:55:39Or I'll take you
00:55:40Straight to Underworld
00:55:43What a pity
00:55:44What a pity
00:55:45What a pity
00:55:45Ever since I became a monk
00:55:46Some devout families would feed the monks
00:55:48And seeing what an appetite I had
00:55:50They'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns
00:55:53So I saved it bit by bit
00:55:55Until I scraped together five yen of silver
00:55:57A few days ago
00:55:58I went to the women's kingdom
00:56:00And begged the silversmith to melt it into one piece
00:56:03That silversmith had no conscience
00:56:05He even skimmed a few fen off me
00:56:07In the end
00:56:08I had one horse hoof silver worth four yen and six fen
00:56:12Take it then
00:56:14This idiot's so broke he can't even afford pants
00:56:17Yet he can hide silver
00:56:20Where did you hide it?
00:56:22Talk!
00:56:22Now!
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear
00:56:25My hands are tied
00:56:26I can't get it
00:56:27Reach in and feel for it yourself
00:56:44You idiot
00:56:45It really is four chen and six fen
00:56:51Damn that Bimowen
00:56:53So it was you
00:56:55It's him monkey
00:56:56Look at the state I'm in
00:56:58And you still mess with me
00:56:59Even scamming me out of my silver
00:57:01Have you got no conscience?
00:57:05You idiot
00:57:06I escorted Master West for the scriptures
00:57:08You have no idea what we've been through
00:57:10We hacked through thorns and fought off demons
00:57:13But you
00:57:14You hide off to the side and slack off
00:57:16And you even stash away private money
00:57:18So what if I saved up?
00:57:20I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit
00:57:22I was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit
00:57:25And you scared me for no reason
00:57:27Then you stole my silver
00:57:28Give it back
00:57:29Now
00:57:29Not a single coin
00:57:31This silver is your punishment for hoarding money
00:57:33It's mine now
00:57:36Fine
00:57:36Fine
00:57:36Fine
00:57:37Take it all as my ransom
00:57:38But you still have to get me out of here
00:57:40Or I paid you for nothing
00:57:44Easy
00:57:45Since I took your silver
00:57:46I'll get you out
00:58:02Monkey King
00:58:03While those imps aren't looking
00:58:04Let's make a run for it
00:58:06Don't rush in
00:58:06Those three demons are too strong
00:58:08We can't beat them
00:58:09And you call yourself Marshal Tianping Reborn?
00:58:13What a spineless coward
00:58:15Not today
00:58:15I'm not running
00:58:16We're getting Master and Sha Wu Jing out
00:58:18You're really going head on?
00:58:21Move
00:58:22Split up
00:58:33I'm Wukong
00:58:43Sha Wu Jing reverted to his true form
00:58:45Dipping raw slices in minced human flesh
00:59:09Brother Sha
00:59:13Senior brother
00:59:14I knew you weren't dead
00:59:20Boss
00:59:20We finally get to eat dragon
00:59:26What are you talking about?
00:59:28The king said we can't eat this dragon
00:59:30We're keeping it to trade with Western Sea Dragon Palace
00:59:36What are you staring at?
00:59:38You really think someone's coming to save you?
00:59:44Boss
00:59:45Boss
00:59:47Where's that black smoke coming from?
00:59:56Chubachi
00:59:57Chubachi
00:59:58Chubachi
01:00:03Chubachi
01:00:07Chubachi
01:00:10Chubachi
01:00:11Chubachi
01:00:12Chubachi
01:00:13Chubachi
01:00:13Chubachi
01:00:14Chubachi
01:00:15Second brother.
01:00:16Bai Lung Ma!
01:00:18Come on, let's meet up with senior brother.
01:00:20We have to save master.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:25Report!
01:00:26Your majesties!
01:00:27Tang San Zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave.
01:00:31We don't have enough men.
01:00:32We can't hold them off.
01:00:34What?
01:00:36They all broke free.
01:00:38Who knows?
01:00:38What do we do now?
01:00:39San Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother.
01:00:42We're badly weakened.
01:00:43Now the only one who can stop San Wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again.
01:00:48The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore.
01:00:50Don't panic.
01:00:51Tang San Zhang is still in our hands.
01:00:54Bring Tang San Zhang.
01:00:59Third brother, Tang San Zhang won't help.
01:01:01We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel, but even the grunts can't hold it.
01:01:06If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold, I've still got the Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:11You mean?
01:01:12Big brother, second brother, in Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons.
01:01:17We take Tang San Zhang and fall back to Lion and Camel City, we'll swarm him to death.
01:01:21No matter how capable Sun Wukong is, he can't take on a million demon soldiers.
01:01:25Exactly.
01:01:26Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:31Tell the whole army, fall back to Lion and Camel City.
01:01:36Demons, let my master go!
01:01:40Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:44Eldest brother, they left a message.
01:01:46Sun Wukong, if you want to save his master, come to Lion and Camel City if you dare!
01:01:53Lion and Camel City?
01:01:55Audio
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