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Chained to My Nemesis EP ENGSUB Enemies to Lovers, Rom-Com, Billionaire Romance ASS
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00:00:06get me another drink nerd I'm the gardener not your servant
00:00:14hey chat I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes most eligible air Shane DeVere
00:00:21Shane is set to inherit seven billion dollars how does that make you feel Shane
00:00:39you knucklehead this textbook cost me a hundred fifty dollars don't call me that
00:00:45I'm your boss okay well maybe don't act like one
00:01:03this is a hundred fifty dollar book I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled
00:01:15shane
00:01:18you and master Shane used to be so close
00:01:27but I didn't get you anything
00:01:36for you for being my friend
00:01:41always
00:01:45yeah that was before when he had a heart
00:01:49you know I quit if I didn't need the money for call what have I told you I
00:01:56know of a way to have your tuition paid in full
00:02:03so for a green game leave me to Conrad my oldest and worst son the yacht is yours go
00:02:13take it somewhere that tolerates you that's it a boat and to Shane my only
00:02:23grandchild you get everything else if you can pass this simple test test from the
00:02:33day your parents died in that accident you squandered your potential on parties
00:02:38hearts you need humbling if you can survive one week handcuffed to someone with more
00:02:45responsibility I'll leave you everything if not your uncle Conrad gets it all
00:02:53handcuffed is that even legal if you don't like it I'll happily take the
00:02:57inheritance off your hands who am I handcuffed to for a week do I get to choose I mean is
00:03:01she at least hot
00:03:02Mr. Veer chose the candidate she agreed to participate on the condition that some of the money goes toward her
00:03:07biology degree you don't mean
00:03:22oh shit
00:03:25ow don't be such a baby why are you always the worst
00:03:36from this point on you'll have one hour of alone time per day that's one hour total so time your
00:03:41bathroom breaks accordingly and if the timer runs out you lose and I get everything
00:03:51don't mess this up for me yeah I wouldn't hold my breath there garden girl the challenge begins
00:04:02hey no no you would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me
00:04:08do you want to watch me change look unlike you I have a life and I planned on partying tonight
00:04:15five minutes to change six tops don't follow
00:04:19follow me bye bye
00:04:34whoa privacy you're still not dressed we're only down to 15 minutes of free time a good fit takes some
00:04:45time
00:04:45look this challenge is bullshit anyway okay I'm gonna hire my own lawyer and fight this
00:04:50lawyer with what inheritance listen you privileged troglodyte I can't think of anything worse than being chained to you
00:04:58but my tuition my dreams are on the line
00:05:02no you listen dirt girl I'm going out so either you can come with me or
00:05:13seems you don't have a choice
00:05:18come on Tessie deep down in that cold cage of a heart is a fun-loving girl just yearning to
00:05:24be free
00:05:27fine but don't call me Tessie yes oh my god I could kiss you right now unless you want me
00:05:33going
00:05:33tits out we're gonna have to uncuff for a second okay
00:05:39fine but I'm giving you one minute
00:05:43one
00:05:44and your fly is down
00:05:54shiny baby
00:05:55baby you made it here we're taking shots
00:06:00mmm
00:06:01hey man thanks
00:06:04ew
00:06:05what's your gardener doing here
00:06:07she smells like manure
00:06:09believe me it wasn't my choice
00:06:13oh my god you kinky boy
00:06:17is that a present for later or
00:06:23what the shit shame
00:06:26that's not what this is okay gram gram's will had this dumb stipulation
00:06:32what you got tired of dry humping trees you had to go and steal my boyfriend
00:06:36rachel I'm not interested in him
00:06:38oh really you used to be what changed
00:06:45i have no idea what you're talking about
00:06:48don't play dumb i've seen you get jealous when i kiss him
00:06:52no i
00:06:54oh boyfriend
00:06:55you know since when
00:06:57i said i wanted to keep things flexible
00:06:59remember
00:07:00oh
00:07:02guess being chained to his gardener is better than being rachel wexler's netflix and chill
00:07:10rachel
00:07:11rachel stop
00:07:13oh
00:07:15oh
00:07:15oh
00:07:15shit
00:07:18did you just
00:07:19break up with her for me you didn't have to do that
00:07:22now rachel had her chance to make it official with me but
00:07:25she didn't don't worry she'll get bored
00:07:28hit me up for a quickie she always does
00:07:29you want to talk about that
00:07:31i want to dance
00:07:33let's dance
00:07:35with me
00:07:36am i chained to anyone else
00:07:39here
00:07:41drink this
00:07:42it'll help
00:07:44bottoms up
00:07:44come on
00:07:46go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
00:07:50oh my god
00:07:52oh my god what is that motor oil
00:07:54fine more for me
00:07:57god
00:08:00now let's dance
00:08:05oh you're not having fun come on come on
00:08:07hey you gotta move in there
00:08:11can you move knock
00:08:12no
00:08:13oh oh
00:08:14get some every time
00:08:15what am i giving you the ick
00:08:21ah ah ah there it is
00:08:23you know what i miss that smile it seems your cage tired opens to the power of dance
00:08:27dance
00:08:29well i'm laughing because you're actually being redanciless
00:08:33get it like we're big
00:08:34you are embarrassing yourself
00:08:39take my hands
00:08:40cuffs and all come on
00:08:43now you gotta do
00:08:44just move your feet
00:08:46left to right there you go
00:08:47uh-huh
00:08:48feel the music
00:08:49is it just me or did they look like they're a couple
00:09:03you're not afraid
00:09:05you're not afraid
00:09:06watch out
00:09:13Whoa.
00:09:24Was too necessary?
00:09:26You want to slum it with the help?
00:09:28That's fine by me.
00:09:30But let me know when you want someone in your own tax bracket.
00:09:37Let's go.
00:09:41Let's freaking party!
00:09:43Woo!
00:09:48Did you see that?
00:09:49Shane.
00:09:50She was pissed.
00:09:50Shane, I think we should go.
00:09:52All my friends are here.
00:09:53I want you to take me home.
00:09:55Come on.
00:09:56Let's stay.
00:09:56Shane, let's go.
00:09:57I want to go.
00:09:58Come on.
00:09:59You're having so much fun.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:03Okay.
00:10:04Come on.
00:10:06Tessie, you're so messy.
00:10:09But not as much as me because I saved you.
00:10:12Yeah, so funny.
00:10:14Okay, stop.
00:10:15You need to take a shower.
00:10:16You're all sticky.
00:10:17I would, but...
00:10:21Shit.
00:10:22Okay, come on.
00:10:23Bathroom.
00:10:24Hungry.
00:10:24Oh, bathroom!
00:10:25Oh, bathroom!
00:10:26Oh, bathroom!
00:10:31Oh, bathroom.
00:10:31Keep your eyes on the wall.
00:10:34Oh, yeah.
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:35I'm going.
00:10:42Um, thank you.
00:10:45Yeah.
00:10:47Get off me.
00:10:49Cuff.
00:10:49Yeah, yeah.
00:10:50Yeah.
00:10:53Turn around.
00:10:55Okay.
00:10:59Okay.
00:11:02I need to grab this soap.
00:11:03I need to grab this soap.
00:11:04Jeez.
00:11:05I need to grab it, too.
00:11:07Get it.
00:11:08Can you get it?
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:11Oh, my gosh.
00:11:17Are you looking?
00:11:19Nope.
00:11:20No?
00:11:20No, no.
00:11:21I mean, I would never do that.
00:11:23I would never do that.
00:11:24Um, hey, uh, Tessa, do you mind getting my back?
00:11:29I mean, I would do it myself, but, uh, the thing is, like, way on your side, so.
00:11:35Yeah, for sure, I can.
00:11:37Mm-hmm.
00:11:38I'm shocked.
00:11:38I have, uh, sensitive skin.
00:11:41Okay, princess.
00:11:44Nice, nice.
00:11:45Can you go, uh, just a little lower for me?
00:11:49Low.
00:11:51Uh-huh.
00:11:52A little bit lower.
00:11:56Uh, don't be shy.
00:11:57A little lower.
00:12:00You know, you're enjoying this a bit, too.
00:12:06Much?
00:12:12Uh.
00:12:16Seems like the timer reset him at night.
00:12:18These things are really starting to get on my nerves.
00:12:19I'm gonna go.
00:12:20Here you go.
00:12:21For you.
00:12:22Yeah.
00:12:22Okay, see you out there.
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:27Now I'm cute.
00:12:28I was in the shower.
00:12:29Yeah, just...
00:12:31Mm-hmm.
00:12:33Oh, my God.
00:12:46What?
00:12:49Um, I was thinking we should probably sleep in separate beds, so you should probably ask
00:12:54Edmund for a spare cot.
00:12:55It's midnight.
00:12:56He's definitely sleeping.
00:13:00Uh, what are you doing?
00:13:02Making sure nothing untoward happens.
00:13:04Untoward.
00:13:05Yeah.
00:13:06Your virginity's safe.
00:13:10Don't you have pajamas?
00:13:12You're lucky I'm even covering up.
00:13:15Here.
00:13:17Oh.
00:13:18Okay.
00:13:23Oh, wait.
00:13:27Whoa!
00:13:31Here you go.
00:13:33Ow!
00:13:36Shane, you only tried to kiss me because you're drunk, right?
00:13:47Yeah.
00:13:48I thought so.
00:13:49I thought so.
00:14:22Jake!
00:14:24Look, I'm hung over, okay?
00:14:26Just let me sleep.
00:14:27Jesus.
00:14:28Sorry, some of us work for a living.
00:14:34Great, now it's lopsided.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Did you know there's a beehive over there?
00:14:47Okay, don't go near that tree.
00:14:49I don't have my EpiPen if you piss off the bees.
00:14:52You're allergic?
00:14:53Just tell Edmund he'll call an exterminator.
00:14:56No, it's okay.
00:14:57They only attack if you get too close.
00:14:58I mean, how would you feel if someone invaded your personal space, hmm?
00:15:09Ooh, am I dreaming?
00:15:11Who is that smoke shell?
00:15:17I'm going to knock you out if you don't quit tugging.
00:15:31Finally being helpful for once?
00:15:37Shane?
00:15:38Shane?
00:15:40Shane!
00:15:43Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46What's your name, dream babe?
00:15:51Oh, it's you.
00:15:53Meet Melody.
00:15:55Consider her your prize for failing the handcuff challenge.
00:15:59I'm sorry?
00:16:00I mean, wouldn't you rather be chained to her than our gardener?
00:16:03It's honestly beneath you.
00:16:05Don't talk about Tessa like that.
00:16:06I can manage the accounts for you, okay?
00:16:09And in return, I'll see to it that you're very well taken care of.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Are you seriously trying to bribe him?
00:16:18Jesus.
00:16:19We are going to ace this challenge.
00:16:26Come on, let's go.
00:16:32Thanks, Edmund.
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:35We need to set some ground rules.
00:16:40First things first, separate beds.
00:16:43You move in your sleep and you snore.
00:16:46I do?
00:16:46And second of all, I need you to stop drinking and no going to parties.
00:16:51What?
00:16:52Your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility.
00:16:54What good does it do if you can't even stop drinking for a week?
00:16:57At least moderate?
00:16:58My tuition is on the line.
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:03I won't drink and I won't go to parties.
00:17:07Good.
00:17:08Here.
00:17:09Sign.
00:17:27Huh?
00:17:29Look at this.
00:17:30What the hell is wrong with you?
00:17:32I said no parties.
00:17:34No, no, no.
00:17:35You said I couldn't go to parties and technically, I mean...
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:40You seriously have to be the most egotistical, self-centered asshole in the entire world.
00:17:48I mean...
00:17:52Look at the mess your friends are making.
00:17:53Please.
00:17:54It's not like it's your job to clean it up.
00:17:56Yes, sir.
00:17:58That's only a job for the maids and I.
00:18:01See?
00:18:02Edmund gets it.
00:18:08Where are you going?
00:18:10To do my job, gardening.
00:18:13And please, for me, no more drinks.
00:18:26What are you still doing here?
00:18:28Just enjoying your demise.
00:18:30And this smooth, 40-year-old Macallan scotch.
00:18:37You're a scotch man, right?
00:18:38Just like your dad.
00:18:41You know, my offer still stands.
00:18:44Want to care for a suit?
00:18:45Even try, it's delicious.
00:18:49Piss off.
00:18:55Get lost!
00:18:56Get out of here!
00:18:57Stop!
00:18:57I'm sorry, move!
00:18:58Hey!
00:19:00Get out of here!
00:19:01Fuck!
00:19:04Yeah!
00:19:06Yeah!
00:19:07Yeah!
00:19:09That's right!
00:19:10Leave, assholes!
00:19:13Oh, shit!
00:19:24Tessa, you still out here?
00:19:26Tessa!
00:19:32Tessa!
00:19:35EpiVen!
00:19:37Entry bathroom!
00:19:38Bathroom?
00:19:38J.
00:19:39Tessa!
00:19:40Come on!
00:19:45Ah!
00:19:48Hey!
00:19:49What the shit, man?
00:19:51Out!
00:19:51Now!
00:19:52Shane?
00:19:54Hey!
00:19:56It's okay.
00:19:57Ew!
00:19:59Get out!
00:20:00Ah!
00:20:01It's okay.
00:20:02It's okay.
00:20:04It's okay.
00:20:07It's okay.
00:20:08too much get out wait shane shane open the door stay with me okay shane
00:20:41shane
00:20:53thank you
00:21:08did you just kiss me no yes i mean it was an accident
00:21:2110 7. get off of me
00:21:36hi hi you okay awesome i need to go back to my house to get some clothes
00:21:43i mean if you need a shirt you can borrow one of mine no i prefer my own
00:21:55how could i forget
00:22:19so you watch verticals
00:22:24here look i don't want to hear it
00:22:26i didn't say anything okay
00:22:33cover your eyeballs
00:22:56did you write this
00:22:57write what
00:23:01her fingers grazed the shaft of his mighty sword it's so big lady tassandra exclaimed i can see why you
00:23:08need such big muscles to wield it that's shakespeare don't break that
00:23:16keep your eyes to yourself
00:23:17oh my god
00:23:23jeez
00:23:33so why can't you swim
00:23:35i just never learned i'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals you know they say
00:23:40experience is the best teacher just jump right on in so is everything a joke to you you know my
00:23:46friends
00:23:47all of them all of them you have those right they think i'm really funny yeah the ones you pay
00:23:55me
00:23:56so many bugs out here
00:24:07you know this is actually kind of hot oh
00:24:13shit you drew in here too
00:24:16hey it's really good stop why are you embarrassed i think it's really good
00:24:20give it back no no no no no you gotta tell me more
00:24:23shana no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:24:29no no no no no
00:24:42what the hell
00:24:45rachel what are you doing here shaney baby same reason as usual come out of the pool and greet mama
00:24:58properly hmm still attached at the hip I see garden girl give us some space
00:25:09whatever you have to say in front of Tessa you can say in front of me since
00:25:13when do you even know her name come on Shane forget her if you don't leave now
00:25:19I'm gonna call the butler not so fast sir sheeness the brawny I'm going to love
00:25:31this stop that's mine Rachel give it back hey chat look at what I just found turns
00:25:39out Shane's gardener keeps a diary oh my god is it just me or just sir sheeness
00:25:48look a bit familiar
00:25:53is that me it's nobody are you okay give you five minutes
00:26:10Tessa what are you do wait I just want to talk
00:26:22why'd you do that she's clearly hurt I'm hurt I miss you you know that's rich you were just
00:26:30hooking up with a guy in my bed I was just trying to make you jealous I mean come on
00:26:37isn't that why
00:26:37you've been hanging out with the Lorax I've been thinking I want to be something more serious with
00:26:44you I know that's something you've always wanted
00:27:11it's too late Rachel
00:27:26of course he still likes her he'd never like me I'm just his gardener
00:27:40stupid boy what am I doing
00:27:56what hello is anyone there
00:28:04hello please
00:28:07please someone let me out I'm gonna lose my tuition
00:28:11why would you suddenly want a relationship and don't tell me it's despite Tessa
00:28:16of course not Shane I've always loved you but you've always been so caught up on your ex
00:28:21hey do not bring Natalie into this
00:28:28have you been distracting me
00:28:36oh shit
00:28:39oh that looked like it hurt
00:28:40bye
00:28:53quick quick quick quick
00:28:56oh shit that was close
00:29:02can I ask you something
00:29:05how long ago did you write that story
00:29:10oh god
00:29:12you must think I'm such a freak
00:29:16I started writing that back when we were kids and back when you were nicer
00:29:20but
00:29:22can we just like forget it
00:29:29okay
00:29:29I'm gonna show you something but you have to promise not to laugh
00:29:45okay I cannot believe I'm doing this
00:29:54one time when we were kids you uh
00:29:57gave me a flower
00:29:59okay I wanted to hold on to it
00:30:00I don't know why
00:30:01so I smashed it in these pages and I left this like really cool impression
00:30:05then anytime I saw a cool plant
00:30:07I would just
00:30:09anyway
00:30:11I don't know if you're gonna rewrite the adventures of Sir Shanius and Princess Dessandra
00:30:15but
00:30:16I don't know maybe we could do it in here
00:30:29I love you
00:30:33I'm sorry I
00:30:34no stop
00:30:36I used to but not anymore
00:30:38it was just back when we were kids
00:30:39it's just you showed me that really cute book
00:30:41and I we almost lost the challenge
00:30:43and then I kind of just got lost in the moment
00:30:44you know what I should go
00:30:45Tessa it's
00:30:47no really
00:30:48just please shut it
00:30:51yep look at the time
00:30:52gotta go
00:30:53I gotta get ready
00:30:54for what
00:30:55you're not even wearing a watch
00:30:56yep let's go
00:31:04so
00:31:06you take classes at night
00:31:09yeah I work during the day
00:31:11every day
00:31:13why are you so shocked
00:31:14I literally work in your family's garden
00:31:17as you can see here
00:31:18the male anglerfish
00:31:20attaches itself to the backside of the females
00:31:23merging its bodies with her
00:31:25until they become one
00:31:28see
00:31:33is that heading a little too close to home
00:31:36no
00:31:37I have to go to the bathroom
00:31:39now
00:31:54are you done
00:31:55this is so gross
00:31:57yeah well
00:31:58it's not my fault that all the bathrooms were closed
00:32:00just
00:32:01keep an eye out while I zip up
00:32:03oh trust my eyes are anywhere else
00:32:07hey
00:32:07no
00:32:10look
00:32:10I don't care what kind of kinks you're into
00:32:12but this campus is a place of learning
00:32:14I'm calling this in
00:32:15Tessa
00:32:16tell me your pants are almost up
00:32:18they're up
00:32:19okay
00:32:19hey look
00:32:20homeless
00:32:21oh no
00:32:29stop
00:32:29stop
00:32:31I don't run this much
00:32:32oh
00:32:33I guess I don't either
00:32:39hey I'm
00:32:41I'm sorry about how I reacted earlier
00:32:43when you said that you
00:32:44please don't
00:32:46no I'm sorry I was just being dumb
00:32:47I
00:32:47you're not dumb
00:32:49stop saying that
00:32:49it's obvious to anyone who's met you
00:32:51that you're really smart
00:32:52why has no one ever told me that
00:32:54because you surround yourself
00:32:56with idiots
00:32:57and insecure assholes
00:33:00true
00:33:02look
00:33:03I'm really sorry I said I loved you
00:33:05Tessa
00:33:06I used to
00:33:08back when we were kids
00:33:10I miss that
00:33:12I miss us
00:33:18just
00:33:20be honest and tell me
00:33:21do you
00:33:25think there's a chance
00:33:26we could ever have that again
00:33:29do we really have to hate each other Shane
00:33:32for you
00:33:33for being my friend
00:33:37always
00:33:47what did I tell you about fraternizing with that girl
00:33:50that's the gardener's daughter for christ's sakes
00:33:52she's my friend dad
00:33:54I like her
00:33:55your mother and I have arranged for you to marry someone
00:33:58more becoming of your station
00:34:00who
00:34:01Natalie Prescott
00:34:03Natalie Prescott
00:34:24so do I drink too much?
00:34:26is that it?
00:34:28my parents
00:34:29just died Natalie
00:34:31between all the parties
00:34:32and drugs
00:34:34are you even ready for a real relationship?
00:34:37Shane
00:34:38please say something
00:34:41look
00:34:42look I
00:34:44I think
00:34:45we're friends
00:34:46and
00:34:46we're always gonna be
00:34:49friends
00:34:50okay
00:34:53yeah
00:34:54friends
00:34:57there they are
00:34:58stop
00:34:59police
00:35:00we need to run
00:35:01I can't
00:35:02I'm so tired
00:35:02hold my back lady
00:35:04to Sandra
00:35:04let's ride
00:35:05go go go
00:35:06run
00:35:07run
00:35:08run
00:35:18hey
00:35:18it is not done
00:35:19silly
00:35:20taste it fine to me
00:35:21uh huh
00:35:24open up
00:35:27you're warming up to me
00:35:28I can tell
00:35:30well
00:35:31aren't you just
00:35:32two peas
00:35:33and a port-a-potty
00:35:34literally how do you keep getting in here
00:35:37you can forget about trying to sabotage us again
00:35:40we're not uncuffing okay
00:35:41Tessa's tuition
00:35:42is on the line
00:35:43and Shane's inheritance
00:35:44okay relax
00:35:46I'm here to apologize
00:35:48wait
00:35:49apologize to me
00:35:51I am so sorry
00:35:53Tessa
00:35:54again
00:35:55you're apologizing to me
00:35:56it's true
00:35:58I've always seen you
00:36:00as a low-class nerd
00:36:01who was way too stuck up
00:36:03for her small bank account
00:36:04okay
00:36:04if your plan is just to insult me
00:36:06into uncuffing
00:36:07let me finish
00:36:11but now
00:36:13I see you as a hard worker
00:36:14with an infectious spirit
00:36:16I mean
00:36:17look at how you've domesticated Shane
00:36:22let me uncuff
00:36:23I want to talk to her alone
00:36:25just
00:36:26trust me
00:36:31what are you doing
00:36:32the cuffs are set to my biometrics
00:36:34the clock is still ticking
00:36:35that just means I have a whole hour
00:36:37to get her hair wet
00:36:37oh
00:36:38very funny
00:36:39I came here prepared this time
00:36:41my hairspray is waterproof
00:36:42oh yeah
00:36:43well
00:36:44is it flower proof?
00:36:45don't you dare
00:36:47don't you dare
00:36:47who told you to sabotage us
00:36:49I'll tell you
00:36:50please don't
00:36:51get her babe
00:36:52don't realize right now
00:36:56Conrad offered Rachel
00:36:57half my inheritance
00:36:58to mess with us
00:36:59I heard it straight from her mouth
00:37:04is that true?
00:37:06no
00:37:07give her half
00:37:09half my fucking
00:37:10money
00:37:11no way
00:37:20Conrad
00:37:22you may have fooled the lawyer
00:37:23but you and I both know
00:37:24you're out to steal my inheritance
00:37:26Rachel told me
00:37:27you'd give her half the money
00:37:28if she got us to fail
00:37:30you know
00:37:31you know what I think
00:37:32I think you don't deserve
00:37:34mother's fortune
00:37:36you're impulsive
00:37:38self-destructive
00:37:40you barely be trusted
00:37:41to wipe your own ass
00:37:43screw you
00:37:45you're a disappointment
00:37:47Shane
00:37:48you're a disappointment
00:37:49to your grandmother
00:37:50to your parents
00:37:51even your fiancé
00:37:54everyone knows
00:37:55that's why Natalie left you
00:37:59by the looks of it
00:38:00it seems you've gone
00:38:00and disappointed her
00:38:01too
00:38:19Shane
00:38:19who is Natalie?
00:38:23who is Natalie Shane?
00:38:25Conrad said something
00:38:26about a fiancé
00:38:27Shane
00:38:29just leave me alone
00:38:33okay
00:38:34you want space
00:38:36give you space
00:38:42shit
00:39:01we have to recove
00:39:03what's the point?
00:39:05Conrad's right
00:39:06okay I'm a fuck-up
00:39:08that's not true
00:39:11that's not true
00:39:19was that Natalie's?
00:39:21who is she to you Shane?
00:39:23she's proof
00:39:25that I can't love you
00:39:26how you want me to
00:39:29I loved Natalie
00:39:30I didn't at first
00:39:32but then
00:39:32but then
00:39:33we got engaged
00:39:33and she got pregnant
00:39:37and then my parents died
00:39:39and I started drinking too much
00:39:42she aborted the baby
00:39:44and told me
00:39:45I wasn't ready for a kid
00:39:46a real relationship
00:39:49and she left
00:40:00she was right
00:40:02I'm so sorry
00:40:05just leave
00:40:06okay?
00:40:07everyone does anyway
00:40:07I'm not going anywhere
00:40:11can I show you something?
00:40:15why?
00:40:19come on
00:40:28mom
00:40:30mom
00:40:30mom
00:40:30that's
00:40:31not a real plant
00:40:32you're getting the floor wet
00:40:35it's dying
00:40:36they want to throw it away
00:40:40all it needs is some love
00:40:42and care
00:40:43last time I saw your mom
00:40:45she seemed fine
00:40:46what happened?
00:40:48early onset Alzheimer's
00:40:50she doesn't remember
00:40:51who I am most of the time
00:40:52but
00:40:53half my paycheck
00:40:54goes towards her care
00:40:57responsibility
00:40:58isn't a skill
00:40:59you have to learn Shane
00:41:00it's
00:41:01a choice you have to make
00:41:02to persevere
00:41:03when life piles on
00:41:04you're the DeVere's boy
00:41:07right?
00:41:10my Tessa
00:41:11has such a crush on you
00:41:15mom?
00:41:19Tessa?
00:41:21mom
00:41:22you remember me?
00:41:24of course I remember
00:41:26my own daughter
00:41:28come here
00:41:31oh
00:41:33you in trouble?
00:41:35no
00:41:35no mom
00:41:36we're
00:41:36these
00:41:37they're a prop
00:41:38for our engagement
00:41:39photos today
00:41:40you know Tessa
00:41:41just sold
00:41:41ball and shame
00:41:43Tessa
00:41:44are you engaged?
00:41:47oh that's wonderful
00:41:49I always believed in you too
00:41:53let's see a kiss
00:41:58yeah
00:41:59yeah
00:42:15that fake kiss
00:42:17earlier was really nice of you
00:42:21I promise I won't be weird again
00:42:28you said I was faking it
00:42:38what are you doing?
00:42:41well we have about
00:42:4232 minutes left
00:42:43to free time
00:42:44so I
00:42:46wonder how many rounds
00:42:47you could get in
00:43:02down
00:43:04down
00:43:04down
00:43:05down
00:43:05down
00:43:19Oh, when we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:24But you always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:32I can be bad.
00:43:36Oh, yeah.
00:43:37Oh, my God.
00:43:50Oh, my God.
00:43:54Oh, my God.
00:43:59Oh, my God.
00:44:01Oh, my God.
00:44:08Oh, my God.
00:44:14Oh, my God.
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:34Oh, my God.
00:45:00Oh, my God.
00:45:00Oh, my God.
00:45:28Oh, my God.
00:45:43Oh, my God.
00:45:56Oh, my God.
00:45:56Oh, my God.
00:46:28Oh, my God.
00:46:41Oh, my God.
00:46:47Oh, my God.
00:47:13Oh, my God.
00:47:19Oh, my God.
00:47:23Oh, my God.
00:47:29Oh, my God.
00:47:51Oh, my God.
00:47:51Oh, my God.
00:47:56Oh, my God.
00:48:04Oh, my God.
00:48:11Oh, my God.
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:41Oh, my God.
00:48:42Oh, my God.
00:48:54Oh, my God.
00:48:58Oh, my God.
00:49:00Oh, my God.
00:49:11Oh, my God.
00:49:12Oh, my God.
00:49:13Oh, my God.
00:49:26Well, not specifically but have you never worn heels?
00:49:30Eh.
00:49:32One time when I was 12 but I immediately broke my ankle.
00:49:35Now I have arthritis.
00:49:37So why can't I just wear these?
00:49:38Those are hiking boots.
00:49:40That's why.
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:41Why can't I just wear a dress that covers my feet?
00:49:45Can you go look for her?
00:49:47She's being difficult.
00:49:50What are you planning?
00:49:53Do not embarrass me.
00:49:55Okay. Jeez, touchy.
00:49:58All right. You know, that's 20 minutes.
00:50:02How's it going in there?
00:50:04Don't turn around yet.
00:50:21First time for everything.
00:50:23How did I do?
00:50:27That bad?
00:50:29No, it's almost perfect.
00:50:38And...
00:50:39There.
00:50:42Lady Tissandra.
00:50:45Ready?
00:50:46Ready, Sir Shanius.
00:50:58Announcing, Shane DeVere and Tessa Birch.
00:51:13Hmm, Gardner cleans up surprisingly well.
00:51:17Doesn't mean she belongs.
00:51:19Clock the shoes.
00:51:29Let's do this.
00:51:30Let's do this.
00:51:36May I have this dance?
00:51:40Certainly.
00:51:41Put your hands on my shoulders.
00:51:44My hands on your waist.
00:51:46We're going to do a spin.
00:51:47Are you ready?
00:51:47Yep.
00:51:48Okay.
00:51:49Two.
00:51:49One, two, three.
00:51:51This is cool.
00:51:55Have you thought about what happens when this is over?
00:51:58You mean after we win this thing?
00:52:00Oh, God.
00:52:01I don't know.
00:52:01I guess I go back to being obscenely rich.
00:52:07About that.
00:52:08I was thinking...
00:52:12What if you came with me?
00:52:14To college.
00:52:16I think you'd really like it.
00:52:19Oh, I don't know about that.
00:52:21I don't really think I'm the type for school.
00:52:24Why not?
00:52:25There's like rats there.
00:52:27There's rats?
00:52:28Do I drink beer?
00:52:29Want me to drink?
00:52:30Mind if I cut in?
00:52:31Natalie!
00:52:35Oh, my God.
00:52:39Wait, so what are you doing here?
00:52:43You're Gram-Gram.
00:52:44I heard she died.
00:52:46I thought she never liked me, but then I got this invitation.
00:52:51I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:52:53No, it's okay.
00:52:54She went peacefully.
00:52:58Oh, uh...
00:52:59Natalie, this is Tessa.
00:53:00She's, uh, my...
00:53:02My, uh...
00:53:03We're cuffed.
00:53:04That's what we are.
00:53:04We're just cuffed.
00:53:05That's what we are.
00:53:06I can see that.
00:53:08Yeah, my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation.
00:53:10You know, it's a funny story.
00:53:12Not really.
00:53:13It's really good to meet you, though.
00:53:15I've heard such great things.
00:53:16Well, hopefully the stories weren't too bad.
00:53:19You look familiar.
00:53:21Tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around.
00:53:23Now Tessa is the gardener.
00:53:26Oh, family profession.
00:53:28That's cute.
00:53:29It's been a fun week.
00:53:30She's been teaching me how to garden.
00:53:32She's taken me to some night classes.
00:53:34Oh, night classes?
00:53:35Shane, that's...
00:53:37Daddy, daddy, you're here.
00:53:44You know what?
00:53:47I'll give you ten minutes to talk.
00:53:55Looks like your bait worked.
00:53:59It's time to hear you shine, babe.
00:54:01I'll do what I do best.
00:54:14You're not meant for him, Tessa.
00:54:19Go away, Rachel.
00:54:21I can't stand you.
00:54:23Look at them.
00:54:26Shane's an heir.
00:54:28You're a gardener.
00:54:30He was never going to choose you, Tessa.
00:54:32Wake up.
00:54:33No, you're lying.
00:54:36Shane loves me.
00:54:38Tessie said that.
00:54:39Face it, honey.
00:54:41You were just his passing interest.
00:54:44You don't need him, Tessa.
00:54:46You're tough.
00:54:47You would have worked hard for that degree
00:54:49either way eventually.
00:54:50Actually, he's the one who needs you.
00:54:55It's him.
00:54:59He was playing you, girl.
00:55:02But you're in control.
00:55:04You can still make him hurt.
00:55:06All you have to do is leave.
00:55:11Gavin, you shouldn't run up on people like that, okay?
00:55:17Natalie's just...
00:55:20He isn't mine, is he?
00:55:21Wait, you're not daddy.
00:55:23Where's daddy?
00:55:25Daddy's at home, remember?
00:55:26Now, go get something to eat.
00:55:28Mommy's talking to an old friend.
00:55:34So he's not mine.
00:55:36He's my husband.
00:55:38Matthews, we met after we broke up.
00:55:41If he was, would it change things?
00:55:44I wanted to be there for you.
00:55:46You and the baby.
00:55:48I mean, we almost...
00:55:49Oh, Shane.
00:55:53You'll find your person.
00:55:55I know I did.
00:55:57I think I already have.
00:56:01I should probably go find her so I can tell her.
00:56:08Hey, Shane.
00:56:11Um, I came back because I was worried for you.
00:56:13But it seems you're gonna be just fine.
00:56:16And for what it's worth,
00:56:18I think you'd make a great dad.
00:56:27Rachel, where's Tessa?
00:56:31Settle down, nephew.
00:56:34We're celebrating.
00:56:36You are about to lose everything.
00:56:41What did you do with Tessa?
00:56:45You can still make him hurt.
00:56:47All you have to do is leave.
00:56:52I know what you're doing, Rachel.
00:56:55And I'm not falling for it.
00:57:04I was trying to be helpful.
00:57:08Since when?
00:57:10You know, Rachel, you're a snake.
00:57:12And you know what gardeners do to snakes?
00:57:15Listen, you insolent bitch.
00:57:17That fortune was supposed to be mine.
00:57:20I had Shane wrapped around my finger
00:57:22long before you wriggled it.
00:57:25Okay, newsflash, Rachel.
00:57:28You know, you're knockoff Barbie doll
00:57:31self-afraid to break a nail.
00:57:33So, you wanna fight?
00:57:35Let's fight.
00:57:36Uh-huh.
00:57:36Let's go.
00:57:37You wanna fight?
00:57:38Yeah, let's go.
00:57:47The only person going anywhere is you.
00:57:51What?
00:57:52Take her away.
00:57:56Bye-bye.
00:57:57She left you, Shane.
00:58:00And you're a liar.
00:58:01She wouldn't.
00:58:05The only truth that matters right now
00:58:09is in about seven minutes.
00:58:12I'm gonna win everything.
00:58:16I'm gonna win everything.
00:58:16The family fortune is mine.
00:58:21Ours.
00:58:22Oh, yeah.
00:58:24Right.
00:58:24Yeah, ours.
00:58:26You bastard!
00:58:27Where is she?
00:58:33Get off me!
00:58:39Get off me!
00:58:41You were supposed to give him the whole dumps.
00:58:43I did!
00:58:44He's a fucking junkie!
00:58:46God damn it!
00:58:51Edmund, have you seen Tessa?
00:58:53Are you all right, sir?
00:58:55I haven't seen her.
00:58:57Have you checked out front?
00:58:59Tessa!
00:58:59Sir?
00:59:01Tessa!
00:59:02Sir!
00:59:04Tessa!
00:59:10Hands off my girlfriend!
00:59:12Girlfriend?
00:59:13Oh, don't you dare me!
00:59:17Oh, shit.
00:59:17Get in here.
00:59:18Whoa!
00:59:24Oh, shit.
00:59:25Don't touch my man.
00:59:29I want to make babies with you.
00:59:31Same.
00:59:35Oh, shit.
00:59:36We have to stop meeting like this.
00:59:38Call the cops.
00:59:39I got it.
00:59:40Oh, yeah.
00:59:41Oh, shit.
00:59:42Other hand.
00:59:42Other hand.
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:45Time.
00:59:46Oh, sick!
00:59:49That was so fast.
00:59:50It was so sick.
00:59:53Not so fast.
00:59:57You're not calling anyone.
01:00:05Easy there.
01:00:07Conrad?
01:00:08Easy is what this is supposed to be.
01:00:14You got enough tranquilizers, baby?
01:00:17Uh-huh.
01:00:18See, this was supposed to be painless.
01:00:22But now it's gonna hurt.
01:00:24You'll never get away with this.
01:00:26Uh, I think I will.
01:00:28So this is your plan.
01:00:29To force us to separate at gunpoint, there are cameras, Conrad.
01:00:33You'll get caught.
01:00:36No, we won't.
01:00:38Conrad is a genius.
01:00:40I hacked cameras and wiped all record of my meddling, and then I just turned them off.
01:00:44No way you're gonna separate us.
01:00:46No way you're gonna separate us.
01:00:47You'll have to kill us.
01:00:48I'm not gonna kill you.
01:00:53Tessa!
01:00:54Tessa!
01:00:56Fuck you.
01:00:57Fuck you.
01:01:05I'm gonna make you kill each other.
01:01:16Shane?
01:01:19Shane?
01:01:23Shane?
01:01:25Shane?
01:01:25Shane?
01:01:26Ow.
01:01:27Oh, my God.
01:01:28God.
01:01:29Oh, what's going on?
01:01:37Separate or die?
01:01:39Oh, shit.
01:01:41Oh, Conrad is crazier than I thought.
01:01:42Okay, we need to get out of here.
01:01:44Hey.
01:01:47What happened to your chest?
01:01:48What?
01:01:51I don't know.
01:01:52Maybe the hay scratched it or something.
01:01:56No, no, I need to go.
01:01:57Quick.
01:02:11Glad you're finally awake.
01:02:13Just in time, too.
01:02:16We have much to discuss.
01:02:20So what?
01:02:21You guys are like an evil power couple now, or...?
01:02:24Well, you could say I surrendered to my family.
01:02:28My ex's uncle.
01:02:33We really bonded over hating you.
01:02:37Ugh.
01:02:38Kidnapping?
01:02:39Unc?
01:02:40What makes you think you can get away with this?
01:02:42I'm about to be a billionaire.
01:02:45That's plenty of money to bury any truth.
01:02:48Or bury you if he refuses.
01:02:52Never.
01:02:53We'll just wait this out.
01:02:56Too long.
01:02:57That rash is moving fast.
01:03:01Tessa, you're the biologist.
01:03:03How long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone?
01:03:08What did you do?
01:03:09Well, it turns out a lot of injectable cosmetic products contain beef in them.
01:03:16Isn't that neat?
01:03:19What?
01:03:21You freaking psychopaths!
01:03:24You'd really stoop to murder?
01:03:26Hmm.
01:03:26Wouldn't be the first time.
01:03:28Rachel, you do not have to do this.
01:03:30Mm-hmm.
01:03:31Oh.
01:03:32Shamey.
01:03:33I only wanted you for your money.
01:03:36This way, I get half.
01:03:38Here's the deal.
01:03:39By my estimate, and to be fair, I'm no doctor,
01:03:42but I'd say she's got about 15 minutes before her throat closes up
01:03:48and she goes into full-blown anaphylactic shock.
01:03:53So, if you separate her right now, there might be time to save her.
01:03:59So it's the money or the girl?
01:04:05Your choice.
01:04:08Uncle, why are you doing this?
01:04:11You really don't know?
01:04:13Because I'm the rightful heir.
01:04:16I'm the eldest son.
01:04:19Martha was always Mother's favorite.
01:04:22It was all supposed to be mine.
01:04:25But then for some unknown reason,
01:04:28she decides to give you this chance.
01:04:32My mother decides to give you a chance
01:04:35to steal what's rightfully mine!
01:04:38I'm starting to think she had a damn good reason!
01:04:41Mark my words.
01:04:43You will pay for this.
01:04:46Looks like time's running out.
01:04:49You'd better hurry.
01:04:50Hey, you know what?
01:04:53After she's dead,
01:04:56let's bury her in the West Garden.
01:04:59I think she'd like that.
01:05:03Would she like that?
01:05:18Are you crazy?
01:05:21You could die!
01:05:22Those assholes made my life a living hell.
01:05:27I'm not gonna let them get away with this.
01:05:31We are gonna make it out of here.
01:05:33Together.
01:05:35Help me!
01:05:42It won't budge!
01:05:49I need you to break my glasses!
01:05:52What?
01:05:53What?
01:05:54But I love your glasses.
01:05:55You can't see without them.
01:05:57Breathing kind of takes precedent.
01:05:59You could use the wire to pick the lock.
01:06:01Okay.
01:06:12We're almost there.
01:06:18We have to uncuff now, Tessa.
01:06:20No.
01:06:21We can't make it.
01:06:22No.
01:06:24It'll be all right.
01:06:25We have about three minutes left, okay?
01:06:27If I run,
01:06:28I can grab that b-fan and get back in, okay?
01:06:30Oh, Shane.
01:06:31Don't.
01:06:32Please.
01:06:32We deserve a happy ending.
01:06:35We deserve a happy ending.
01:06:38That's why I have to do this.
01:06:40No.
01:06:41Don't.
01:06:42Shane!
01:06:43Shane!
01:06:44Shane!
01:06:47Edmund!
01:06:48Edmund!
01:06:49What is it?
01:06:50That's a shit.
01:06:50Call the family doctor.
01:06:56Oh, shit.
01:07:03Oh, shit.
01:07:04Oh, shit.
01:07:07Oh, shit.
01:07:08Oh, shit.
01:07:09Oh, shit.
01:07:09Oh, shit.
01:07:09Oh, shit.
01:07:17Come on.
01:07:23Tessa!
01:07:25Tessa, stay with me!
01:07:27I'm coming!
01:07:38Shane!
01:07:39Shane!
01:07:39What happened with the challenge?
01:07:41Did we win?
01:07:45This isn't okay.
01:07:47Rachel and Conrad can't just get away with this.
01:07:49They tried to kill me.
01:07:50Listen to me, Tessa.
01:07:52You're gonna be fine.
01:07:53Okay?
01:07:53I'm gonna get a job.
01:07:55I'm gonna make sure your tuition is paid for.
01:07:57I'm gonna work.
01:07:59You hate work.
01:08:00I don't give a shit.
01:08:02I don't give a shit if I have to work with my two hands for the rest of my life,
01:08:06okay?
01:08:10I just want you to be a part of it.
01:08:18Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:08:20I thought you wanted to wait.
01:08:22I'm tired of waiting.
01:08:25I'm tired of waiting.
01:08:30Hey, don't laugh.
01:08:33What?
01:08:34Say I can't be.
01:08:35It's like you haven't seen this before.
01:08:38Oh?
01:08:48Well, that was for it!
01:08:53I mean, kind of.
01:08:58Get on your back, Sir Shanius.
01:09:01I'm gonna ride you.
01:09:09So, how did I compare to the book?
01:09:13I'd say it was a faithful adaptation.
01:09:18There must be a way we could beat Conrad.
01:09:21We deserve a happy ending.
01:09:23The police searched the barn.
01:09:25Conrad wiped it clean.
01:09:26The cameras, too.
01:09:29It's his word against ours.
01:09:32Nice shade.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:35We're covered, we're covered.
01:09:37What is it?
01:09:38Ah, I noticed something odd while poking around our security database.
01:09:45Conrad not only wiped the last six days, he wiped the last six years.
01:09:50Dating back to the day your parents died.
01:09:52However, he was sloppy.
01:09:55And I managed to recover this.
01:10:02Is that my parents' car?
01:10:04It is.
01:10:18He killed my parents, Tessa.
01:10:21Get away with it!
01:10:24We can figure it out, Shane.
01:10:26Conrad and Rachel think you're too dumb or too lazy to figure it out, but you're neither.
01:10:30That's our advantage.
01:10:33You know, you're right.
01:10:35Yeah, we're gonna beat him.
01:10:36We just gotta put our heads together.
01:10:38Yeah, that's good.
01:10:42Hey, chat, we are celebrating.
01:10:45Guess who just won three billion dollars?
01:10:49Oh, is Tessa sad she lost?
01:10:52How's it feel knowing you're going to die poor?
01:10:55Feels like...
01:10:57What the...
01:10:58Revenge!
01:10:59What the...
01:10:59Hey!
01:11:06Hey, chat, check this out.
01:11:08Say cheese.
01:11:23Taking my inheritance out already?
01:11:26You mean my birthright?
01:11:29Speaking of, you really should start packing your things.
01:11:32I won't abide trespassers in my home.
01:11:36I'm not going anywhere.
01:11:37You see this SD card?
01:11:40I have proof you killed my parents.
01:11:49Proof.
01:11:50I...
01:11:51I've murdered no one.
01:11:54That's not what you said at the barn.
01:11:56I had Edmund look through some old security footage, and he found a weird video of you cutting the brakes
01:12:02on my parents' car.
01:12:03Now, I wonder what the lawyers will think about that.
01:12:15It doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks.
01:12:27You bitch!
01:12:29You stole my gun?
01:12:31Yep.
01:12:32And I got my marksmanship badge in the Girl Scouts, so...
01:12:36You'll stay quiet until I say so.
01:12:46Hey, Lawman.
01:12:47I got something for you.
01:12:50Looks like he went home for the night.
01:12:53It's just me and you.
01:13:02You're just his passing interests.
01:13:09He's just using you, but you can make him hurt.
01:13:18Give me the card.
01:13:23He wouldn't.
01:13:26Shit.
01:13:28Don't fucking move.
01:13:38Why are you so...
01:13:43Don't tell me this is the only copy.
01:13:48You really are dumb as disco, aren't you?
01:13:55I can't believe you didn't make another copy.
01:13:59I was so right about you.
01:14:01You are a complete and total imbecile, just like your father.
01:14:09You know that's why I had to cut his brakes, right, and steal your inheritance?
01:14:14It's not personal, buddy.
01:14:16It's nature.
01:14:18The survival of the fittest.
01:14:20And you two idiots who are standing in the way of my evolution.
01:14:25So you betray anyone, huh?
01:14:27Even your own family?
01:14:29What happens when Rachel gets in the way?
01:14:33Who?
01:14:37She already has.
01:14:39You think I'm going to give that bimbo half my money, dummy?
01:14:44She's next.
01:14:49You're plotting to kill me?
01:14:52No, baby.
01:14:54I would never.
01:14:55You idiot.
01:14:56Didn't you notice I took all of those selfies?
01:15:00If I go down, you go down.
01:15:11Okay.
01:15:12This is how this is all going to go down.
01:15:14I'm going to walk out of here with my inheritance.
01:15:18You hear me?
01:15:19My inheritance.
01:15:21And none of you are going to get shot.
01:15:24You understand?
01:15:28What the fuck are you laughing at?
01:15:31Oh, you've already lost, Conrad.
01:15:34That phone right there?
01:15:35Yeah, it was streaming in the background.
01:15:37Rachel's 10 million followers just heard you confess to a shit ton of crimes.
01:15:42And just in case one recording wasn't enough, I made a copy, dumbass.
01:15:52Guess you two better get used to wearing these.
01:15:59Fucking influencer.
01:16:14Well, that's a conundrum.
01:16:17You two failed the challenge.
01:16:19But clearly Conrad played a part.
01:16:22Shelly's will did not account for this.
01:16:24Surely it's worth a second attempt.
01:16:28That might work.
01:16:31You want us to run the challenge back?
01:16:33Tessa!
01:16:34Tessa, say something.
01:16:37Sure.
01:16:37Why not?
01:16:39It doesn't scare me half as much this time around.
01:16:42What, are you scared?
01:16:42Mm-mm.
01:16:45Okay.
01:16:46That said, Mr. Shane Arthur Devere, what do you say?
01:16:55Will you be cuffed to me one more time till death do us part?
01:16:58I do.
01:17:08Here we go again.
01:17:13I just got all my books for this semester.
01:17:16I'm so excited for this course on migration patterns of butterflies.
01:17:20What about you?
01:17:21Did you get your classes figured out?
01:17:23Early childhood education, bio 101, and art class.
01:17:27I don't know.
01:17:28I'm still figuring out my extracurriculars.
01:17:31Well, speaking of extracurriculars...
01:17:36Look what else I picked up.
01:17:46I love you.
01:17:48I love you too.
01:17:55Can you see these?
01:17:56Mmm.
01:18:01Oh!
01:18:07I have an idea.
01:18:14Feels familiar.
01:18:19Hi.
01:18:21Hi.
01:18:26I met a boy.
01:18:28You
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