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00:00:03Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:11Kill him!
00:00:16And you just saved me.
00:00:19You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:00:23The master of magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:26I've seen his skills.
00:00:27Show them.
00:00:28Show them what you can do.
00:00:31I bought the theater.
00:00:32Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:00:40You look a little nervous.
00:00:41You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:44This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:47You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:49I swore off my old life.
00:00:51But I can't keep running forever.
00:00:53Who are you?
00:00:55I'm the master of magic, you mother f***er.
00:01:06You sure about this?
00:01:08I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:09Relax, little brother.
00:01:11We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:12I don't know if I'm ready for you.
00:01:14I don't know if I'm ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic.
00:01:35Oh my god, it's him.
00:01:37It's the master of magic.
00:01:39The greatest magician of all time.
00:01:41You young lady, let's see your true self.
00:01:44Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:59And now my next volunteer.
00:02:02I don't care.
00:02:03I said short it.
00:02:05What the hell?
00:02:11How are they doing that?
00:02:13And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:19The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:23You sure about this?
00:02:24He's dangerous.
00:02:25But I'm the master of freaking magic.
00:02:28Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:35And who the hell are you?
00:02:36Get these fuckers out of my way.
00:02:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:53You insult me in public?
00:02:55You know who I am.
00:02:57I can make you disappear.
00:02:59Okay.
00:02:59Well, we won't test Barry.
00:03:03So we're going to test his hotel instead.
00:03:10What do you think you're doing?
00:03:11We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:20Holy shit!
00:03:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:27The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:31Kill him!
00:03:35Kill him!
00:03:37Now for my final trick.
00:04:01What are you looking at me for?
00:04:03Get him!
00:04:16What are you looking at me for?
00:04:19Oh!
00:04:20Oh!
00:04:22Oh!
00:04:22Oh!
00:04:23Oh!
00:04:27Oh!
00:04:36Let's go.
00:04:37Cut it!
00:04:57Eric! No!
00:05:00Relax, little brother.
00:05:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:05:05Eric!
00:05:06This is all my fault.
00:05:08God!
00:05:09I need you to do something for me.
00:05:11What?
00:05:12I need you to find me.
00:05:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:05:16She's working in magic.
00:05:21Help her.
00:05:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:05:27You're staying with me, okay? Just hang in there.
00:05:30You're gonna be okay.
00:05:35Eric.
00:05:37Eric.
00:05:46My arrogance got you killed.
00:05:50If I can't protect my family,
00:05:53I'm not worthy of this.
00:05:56I'll find Brie.
00:05:58And help her.
00:06:01But not as the master of magic.
00:06:15Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:23Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:06:25Show opens this weekend.
00:06:27Gotta be prepared.
00:06:29I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:06:32If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:06:36Before it's destroyed.
00:06:39All right.
00:06:39All right.
00:06:40Well, see ya.
00:06:45A year working as a lowly prop boy for Brie, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:06:52All right, darling. You know the deal. There it is.
00:06:54There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:06:55Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:06:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:06:58There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:59What do you say?
00:07:00Hmm?
00:07:01This one.
00:07:02That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:07:03Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:07:05But hey, what do I know?
00:07:06Look at that.
00:07:07Oh.
00:07:08You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:07:11But...
00:07:12You know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:07:14What do you say, huh?
00:07:18Um...
00:07:18I-I'm sorry.
00:07:19I was sure that I had cash on me.
00:07:25Looks like trouble.
00:07:27Typical dumb bitch.
00:07:28You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:07:30I'll tell you what.
00:07:33I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:07:36Hey, give it back.
00:07:38Hey.
00:07:38That's important to me.
00:07:39Oh, is it? Really? Yeah?
00:07:41Is it important enough to play again? Hmm?
00:07:43Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:07:46What do you say, huh?
00:07:47Well, I'm here for this. Let's go.
00:07:49Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:07:51You're disgusting. I'm not doing that.
00:07:53You're not doing that.
00:07:54You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:58What do you say, baby?
00:08:00Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:08:03Take her.
00:08:07Ah, shit!
00:08:12Why don't you let me try.
00:08:15Here's the deal.
00:08:17I win.
00:08:18She gets her bracelet back.
00:08:20You win.
00:08:22You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:08:27It's priceless.
00:08:28Daniel, you should just go. These guys are dangerous.
00:08:32I got this.
00:08:35This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card money.
00:08:38You got it, hotshot.
00:08:40Let's play.
00:08:41You know the deal.
00:08:43Follow the queen.
00:08:44You get the win.
00:08:46You pick the ten of spades.
00:08:48Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:08:52You pick.
00:08:54You pick.
00:08:55Who's this guy?
00:08:56What a loser.
00:08:58She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:09:01Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:03Absolutely.
00:09:05You got it.
00:09:23Damn.
00:09:24He got it.
00:09:24That's impossible.
00:09:28What the?
00:09:31Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:09:34This bracelet?
00:09:35It's mine.
00:09:37Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:09:43You dirty thief!
00:09:52Were you looking for this?
00:09:55Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:58Hey man, it's all good.
00:10:01I was just messing around.
00:10:09Three card Monty.
00:10:11It's always a scam.
00:10:12I know.
00:10:13I know.
00:10:14I just...
00:10:15I thought I could crack it.
00:10:17But I was screwed.
00:10:20So you came along.
00:10:24This bracelet.
00:10:26Why is it so important to you?
00:10:28It was my childhood best friends.
00:10:31We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:10:34Well, he...
00:10:36He died.
00:10:38That's all I have left of him.
00:10:43Have a good night for you.
00:10:46Hey, wait.
00:10:47You just saved me.
00:10:49You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:10:53Nice for dinner.
00:10:56That was amazing.
00:10:58Uh...
00:10:59I should probably get going.
00:11:01Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:05Uh...
00:11:06I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:11:08Bullshit.
00:11:09You have training.
00:11:10You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:11:14Just a light of hand.
00:11:18What? You're great.
00:11:24You know...
00:11:25Your hands saved me today.
00:11:29You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:11:34They, uh...
00:11:35Say you're welcome.
00:11:36I'm...
00:11:37I'm...
00:11:45I'm...
00:11:49I'm...
00:11:51I'm...
00:11:57Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:12:18I'm not.
00:12:19I don't know who you think I am.
00:12:24Then who are you?
00:12:27I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:12:30I think.
00:12:32I think it's better if I left.
00:12:34I think it's better if I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:13:04Well, I'm the prop assistant just doing my job.
00:13:07No, your job is to clean up Dove shit. See this stuff? This stuff is to not be touched by
00:13:14anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:13:17Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:25But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:13:29No, not.
00:13:32Not since I was 12. After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying
00:13:38to rank me.
00:13:39You're damn right you're not.
00:13:47You're lucky to be even our little prop boy. And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:58What did you do to my deck?
00:14:02Nothing. I was just putting them away.
00:14:04Listen, fool. This is my gold Zephyr deck. The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:14:11Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:14:13Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:14:17they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:14:19Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny? You're fired!
00:14:26If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:14:30I need you to find Brie.
00:14:32Halpera.
00:14:34Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:14:35No, it's too late for that now. Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:14:47Hello, Mr. Kensington. You're looking better, sir.
00:14:50I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:14:55But let this be a reminder. What we do is dangerous.
00:15:00Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:15:03I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:15:05What? Why?
00:15:06He's careless and cocky. He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:15:11I never said that.
00:15:13Mm-hmm.
00:15:13Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:15:17Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:15:22Daniel, is this true?
00:15:24Of course not.
00:15:24Sir, who are you going to believe? A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:15:30Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills. He would never damage a deck.
00:15:35Show them. Show them what you can do.
00:15:42Yeah, Daniel. Let's see it. Show us what you got.
00:15:45Do you even know a single trick?
00:15:47Tell you what. If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it,
00:15:52in 15 seconds, you can keep your job.
00:15:5615 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:58I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:16:01But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:16:09Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:16:11I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:16:17But, sir, he...
00:16:18Bree, it's okay.
00:16:2215 seconds.
00:16:23Yeah.
00:16:25You're on.
00:16:34The idiot.
00:16:35He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:16:38Ready to do this?
00:16:40Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:16:42Aw, the little prop boy has a cheering section.
00:16:45Now, if I win, you're all going to have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:16:50It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:16:53Bree, look at that.
00:16:55You've got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:58Fine. Deal.
00:16:59It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:17:0215 seconds.
00:17:04Here we go.
00:17:12What's he doing?
00:17:13What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:17:1610 seconds.
00:17:20Oh, wow.
00:17:22Giving up already?
00:17:23Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:17:25You said he was good.
00:17:26I thought he would at least try.
00:17:29Getting security on the phone to escort you out in 5, 4, 3, 2...
00:17:58Absolutely impossible.
00:18:01Impossible.
00:18:05How did you do that?
00:18:06There's no way.
00:18:07I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:18:09Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:18:15No!
00:18:16No, no, no, you clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us.
00:18:20I knew it.
00:18:21Yeah, of course.
00:18:21Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:18:23Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from a hack.
00:18:28Now, we've got a show to prep.
00:18:32Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling out those cards and let's get to work.
00:18:35Come on!
00:18:39Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:18:41I don't know what to believe.
00:18:45Well, come on.
00:18:47The show opens in a few days.
00:18:48We need to prep.
00:18:50Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:19:03This is not going to be a show.
00:19:06Who is this?
00:19:07It's Richard Kim.
00:19:08He produces every other magic show in town.
00:19:12Samuel hates him.
00:19:13Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:19:16Your theater.
00:19:18Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:19:20This is now my theater.
00:19:22What the hell are you talking about?
00:19:24I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:19:28Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:19:30I bought the theater.
00:19:31Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:19:40You can't just buy the theater.
00:19:43I'm the biggest show in town.
00:19:45Used to be.
00:19:46You're past your prime.
00:19:47My new show will triple your numbers.
00:19:50The contract can't be canceled.
00:19:51I'll lose everything.
00:19:53If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:59be destroyed.
00:20:00Hey, we still have a contract.
00:20:01You can't just kick us out.
00:20:02Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:20:04How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:20:09I'm the show's producer.
00:20:11And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:20:14Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:20:17I'll give you a chance.
00:20:19A head-to-head magical competition.
00:20:22Your old man and his team wins.
00:20:24You keep your contract.
00:20:26My team wins.
00:20:27Your contract is terminated.
00:20:29And you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:20:34Deal.
00:20:36Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:20:39Great.
00:20:40The competition will be tonight.
00:20:43Tonight?
00:20:44His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:20:46Not my problem.
00:20:47Hope you have a good backup team.
00:20:54Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the epic no-hulls-barred battle to see who will get this theater
00:21:01and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:21:07Don't worry.
00:21:08We have an ace at first thing.
00:21:11Daniel.
00:21:12You gotta be kidding.
00:21:13You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:21:16His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:21:19It's all or nothing for us.
00:21:20All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:21:23He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:21:27Yeah, no problem.
00:21:28I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:21:30And now, the challengers.
00:21:33Richard Kin's latest sensation.
00:21:36Matt Von Dier.
00:21:50Oh, no.
00:21:53Oh, God, no.
00:21:54What?
00:21:55How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:22:00He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:22:04He's one of the best in the world.
00:22:10That guy?
00:22:11Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:22:13Yeah, bring him on.
00:22:14Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle?
00:22:19Before each magician is a glass of water.
00:22:22The magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:22:29The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:22:33Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:22:37This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:22:39He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:22:42We're gonna lose.
00:22:49Maybe not.
00:22:51Showtime.
00:22:57Xavier!
00:23:00Xavier!
00:23:02Not you.
00:23:03What?
00:23:14You should go out this round.
00:23:18What?
00:23:18He...
00:23:19He's not even a magician.
00:23:20He's just the guy that cleans up dust shit.
00:23:23Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the little prop.
00:23:27I believe this is a real magician.
00:23:28Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:23:31I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:23:34And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:23:46Maybe he's just the prop assistant.
00:23:49But I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:23:52Daniel.
00:24:00Oh, my God.
00:24:02You're prop boy.
00:24:03You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:24:07Don't worry, kid.
00:24:08This will be over real quick.
00:24:09And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:24:12It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:24:16If you'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:24:19Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:24:22He's one of the best in the world.
00:24:23I say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:24:25There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:24:28No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:24:30Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:24:34When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:24:38Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:24:40He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:24:42It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:24:44We need to judge their strength.
00:24:47Oh, I get it.
00:24:49You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:24:52And then I come in and save the day.
00:24:54Worth that.
00:24:54He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:25:00And you are...
00:25:02Daniel.
00:25:03Just Daniel.
00:25:05Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:25:08I give my servants the same ones.
00:25:10Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:25:12This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:25:15I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:25:18It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:25:20It's sad.
00:25:21He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:25:23No.
00:25:24You're sure about this?
00:25:26Just trust me.
00:25:31Don't feel too bad.
00:25:32You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:25:36Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:25:37I was born ready.
00:25:39What about you, buddy?
00:25:41You look a little nervous.
00:25:43Maybe you should be.
00:25:46Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:25:53He's frozen with fear.
00:25:55Come on, Daniel.
00:25:57Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:59Daniel, are you okay?
00:26:02Absolutely.
00:26:03Oh, my God.
00:26:05What a shit show.
00:26:06He's not even prepping you.
00:26:08Hey, newbie.
00:26:09This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:26:12I'm good.
00:26:15No.
00:26:17I'm good.
00:26:18That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet, and you have what?
00:26:23Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:26:27Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:26:30If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:26:34Are you ready?
00:26:35Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:26:37No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:26:42Then, first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:26:46Pay attention.
00:26:48This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:27:04It's finished!
00:27:10That was seamless.
00:27:12Unbelievable.
00:27:13Even I don't know how he did that.
00:27:15There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:27:22What do you think, judges?
00:27:24Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:27:26I have no idea how that was done.
00:27:29If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:27:31I'm stumped.
00:27:32Well done.
00:27:33You're three for three.
00:27:36You have stumped our judges.
00:27:40Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:27:43Anyone?
00:27:48You have something to say, prop boy.
00:27:51I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:27:53I just know exactly how you did it.
00:28:01Sure you do.
00:28:03Please, enlighten us.
00:28:05Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:28:07All in good time.
00:28:09Idiot.
00:28:10Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:28:11Pathetic.
00:28:12Daniel?
00:28:13You're up.
00:28:23What's he doing?
00:28:24He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:26Hey there.
00:28:27Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:28:31This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:28:34You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:37I think he can do it.
00:28:38It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:28:41You're not one of us.
00:28:43You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:28:46If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:56Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:59Here.
00:29:00Why don't you let me help you?
00:29:04Ooh, magic.
00:29:07Switch it now, prop boy.
00:29:10You need to end this.
00:29:12Now.
00:29:13You're...
00:29:16You're right.
00:29:20I swore off my old life.
00:29:31But I can't keep running forever.
00:29:39Ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:41Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:29:46Now, but first, I'm going to need some help.
00:29:50Bree, could you come here?
00:29:58What is he doing?
00:30:00You've got to be kidding me.
00:30:01This is just sad.
00:30:12You all know magic is an illusion.
00:30:15But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:30:20you can never explain it in a million years.
00:30:22Well, isn't this like life?
00:30:25See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:30:29But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:30:37Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:30:43Don't blink.
00:30:44You'll miss it.
00:30:59That's it?
00:31:01Nothing happened.
00:31:03You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:31:05Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:31:06I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:31:10You should have respected my ranking.
00:31:12No.
00:31:12I think there's something else going on.
00:31:16Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:17I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:31:20I knew it!
00:31:22This theater is mine!
00:31:24Without one final piece of equipment, which would be coming right about now.
00:31:41What's he doing?
00:31:42He's such a cake knife?
00:31:45He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor.
00:31:53How?
00:32:03Unbelievable.
00:32:04Amazing.
00:32:13Whoa, that is fast.
00:32:15There you go.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:16My judges.
00:32:22Hey, the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce I can't believe I'm eating cake the
00:32:31only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic
00:32:44how is this possible now for the critical moment judges what do you think do you know how he did
00:32:56it I have no idea not a clue and you Jennifer I'm completely stumped
00:33:05well in the case of a tie we turn back to the magicians themselves Daniel you said
00:33:12earlier you know how Matthew did his trick tell us yeah tell us he dropped in
00:33:20edible iron filmates then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron ironizing turning the
00:33:29water red giving it the earthy flavors of a wine that's correct
00:33:39amazing and Matthew how did Daniel do his trick
00:33:48I don't know and with that Daniel wins our first round
00:34:06I need a knife let's give him cake well done young man the only other magician that could have
00:34:17accomplished that transformation was the master of magic no no he didn't transform anything he
00:34:27didn't even teleport he must have cheated there's no way an untrained worker has that
00:34:32much level of skill exactly he probably blackmailed the judges or something how could you let him beat
00:34:40you you embarrassed us with your performance how was I supposed to know he's gonna do that with the
00:34:43cop and teleport to the judges he's that guy it doesn't matter get out of my face it's time for
00:34:53the real
00:34:54magicians to get to work you think you've won you haven't won shit it's time to bring out my a
00:35:03team
00:35:18this barlow thank you for joining us that's that's Kate Barlow he's the FISM world champion in
00:35:26parlor magic and an actual six-star magician all right who's ready for the headliner
00:35:35second round is quick change magic that's Sophie's specialty you had a little fun in the first
00:35:40round but now watch an actual prep a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake
00:35:47amateur distractions a real magician doesn't need you because she has hard-earned skills now
00:35:56yeah get him Sophie always nice to see a fellow female on stage too bad I'm gonna crush you oh
00:36:02you think so your rank is impressive but it doesn't scare oh you think I brought in Miss Barlow just
00:36:10for
00:36:10her rank you didn't I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the master of magic
00:36:20he taught me everything he knows funny I don't remember training her you were trained by the master of
00:36:28magic oh she wasn't just trained by him he realized that she was better than him that's why he
00:36:35disappeared that can't be true right Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't
00:36:41true so what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master
00:36:46of magic oh so what I'll still destroy you Sophie shut up Miss Barlow it is an honor to compete
00:36:56with a magician of your caliber I wish I could say the same but honestly it's an insult you're even
00:37:05trying to compete so why are you here to shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself
00:37:14the new master of magic ladies and gentlemen this next act is even harder than our first it is all
00:37:26about quick change magic transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds the world record
00:37:33is 17 changes held by the master of magic
00:37:38do you think you can beat that that's a change every two seconds there's no way you can beat that
00:37:48I could beat that in my sleep
00:37:54hell there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible
00:37:57only the master of magic would be able to do that I know every one of his secrets are you
00:38:03saying
00:38:04you're going to break the master of magic's record who here would like to see me break the record
00:38:12then start the music
00:38:29oh my god her pace how is she doing
00:38:34she about to break the record
00:38:35oh my god this is unreal
00:38:40this is history
00:38:43that is 18 changes ladies and gentlemen we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic
00:38:52I can't believe she just did that
00:38:54I've never seen anything like it the concentration the skill needed to do something like that
00:39:00she had to learn it from the master of magic
00:39:03I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:39:06for a second there I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:39:09but no she's a fraud like the rest
00:39:12Sophie you can beat that right
00:39:14I can only manage 9 or 10 changes but not 18
00:39:22well are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me the theater now
00:39:28no one can do that
00:39:29we should just give up
00:39:31come on Sophie there has to be some chance
00:39:33okay you don't know what you're talking about
00:39:36I can't do that
00:39:37no one can do that
00:39:39you're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic
00:39:42but you don't know anything about magic
00:39:44can't you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:46are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves
00:39:49or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:52as the new master of magic
00:39:55come on
00:39:56one of you at least has to try
00:39:58I can't lose this contract I have children
00:40:00that are my responsibility and they will starve
00:40:04Sophie
00:40:06Eugene
00:40:07Xavier
00:40:08if I had my hand
00:40:10I would try
00:40:12but I don't even think I would stand a chance
00:40:14well well
00:40:15looks like I won
00:40:18sir
00:40:19are you hiring
00:40:22really
00:40:23you're going to betray your boss right in front of him
00:40:26might as well
00:40:27we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:40:29sorry Samuel
00:40:30you should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:40:32who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:40:34it's over
00:40:35the theater is mine
00:40:39I failed them
00:40:41I failed the orphanage
00:40:44might as well go with them Daniel
00:40:48hey watch where are you going
00:40:52what is he doing
00:40:54we still have a shot
00:40:57I'm gonna take it
00:40:58Daniel stop
00:40:58you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:41:00I won't let you
00:41:01Bree
00:41:02if you trust me
00:41:07and with the Kensington team giving up
00:41:09the winners are
00:41:10wait
00:41:14the Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:41:19that's adorable
00:41:20do you even know what a quick change act is prop boy
00:41:24I'll manage
00:41:25really Samuel you're sending out the help again
00:41:28this loser has no chance of beating Kate
00:41:31sir we tried to warn him
00:41:33but Samuel just wouldn't listen
00:41:35this worker conned him
00:41:36just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:41:39hey that's not true
00:41:40the only reason why he's here
00:41:41is because Bree has a little crush on him
00:41:43that's enough
00:41:43ooh is that what's going on
00:41:46the producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:48is trying to save the show
00:41:50that's really cute
00:41:51looks like that's enough
00:41:52Daniel
00:41:53are you ready
00:41:56your time starts
00:42:01now
00:42:11we're waiting
00:42:13look at all these quick changes
00:42:15he's going so fast
00:42:16I can't keep track of them
00:42:21hey honey
00:42:22it doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:42:24but I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:42:28what are you doing boy
00:42:30just trust him
00:42:32he has it under control
00:42:33are you kidding me
00:42:34if he has it under control
00:42:36I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:42:38hey Bree
00:42:38you might want to turn around for this one
00:42:41okay
00:42:41your boyfriend is about to reveal himself
00:42:43for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:45okay seriously get off the stage
00:42:47you look like a fucking ass
00:42:50yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:51knock it out
00:42:53Daniel what are you doing
00:42:55are you happy
00:42:56you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:57and wasted my precious time
00:43:05time
00:43:06time is a funny thing isn't it
00:43:09so you always complain that time goes by too fast
00:43:11but in moments like these it's like time
00:43:15stand still
00:43:20your technique wasn't bad
00:43:22just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:43:27this is
00:43:30what's he gonna do
00:43:32he's trying out
00:43:37I'm blink
00:43:47congratulations
00:43:48one change in 30 seconds
00:43:50I win
00:43:52but you can't call that a competition
00:43:53what a waste of time
00:43:54Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:56well I think we know who won this contest
00:44:00are you sure about that
00:44:18how did he do that
00:44:2177
00:44:2378
00:44:33ladies and gentlemen
00:44:34we have 78 changes
00:44:36I can't believe it
00:44:38it's not possible
00:44:39it's impossible
00:44:42it's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:45but not for the master of magic
00:44:48wait
00:44:49is he the real master of magic
00:44:53the misdirect you used
00:44:56showmanship
00:44:57the transformation on a massive scale
00:45:01ladies and gentlemen
00:45:02you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:45:04because this man is the master of magic
00:45:08oh my god
00:45:14I knew it
00:45:16I knew it
00:45:18oh god
00:45:21I just made an axe of myself
00:45:23in front of the real master of magic
00:45:26with that question
00:45:27I believe I see for all three judges
00:45:29to declare that
00:45:31Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:45:33ladies and gentlemen
00:45:34you heard it
00:45:35Daniel wins the competition
00:45:40Daniel
00:45:40Daniel
00:45:41Daniel
00:45:44Daniel
00:45:45Daniel
00:45:46Daniel
00:45:46Daniel
00:45:47Daniel
00:45:47Daniel
00:45:47Daniel
00:45:48please
00:45:49please forgive me
00:45:50I was just so inspired by example growing up
00:45:52that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:55how dare you lie to me
00:45:57you swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:59you're nothing but a fraud
00:46:00get out of here
00:46:06I've spent the last six years looking for you
00:46:09I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:46:12because I know that before you were the master of magic
00:46:15you were a world-class cat burglar
00:46:21tonight
00:46:21the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:46:26I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:46:29I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:46:32that you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:46:37here
00:46:39down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:42so what do you say
00:46:44ready to make some real money
00:46:48I won both rounds of the competition didn't I
00:46:52well yes
00:46:53then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:56that was the deal
00:46:58right
00:46:58of course
00:47:00but what do you think of my offer
00:47:03what do I think of your offer
00:47:10now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass
00:47:17that was so good
00:47:22wow
00:47:23everybody
00:47:24give it up for the master of magic
00:47:27wow
00:47:30you know Daniel
00:47:31when I first saw you
00:47:33I knew that you were special
00:47:34yeah
00:47:35of course
00:47:36I mean even an idiot could see
00:47:38that he was the master of magic
00:47:40and honestly
00:47:41I just feel
00:47:43so honored
00:47:44to be standing in the same room as you
00:47:46right now
00:47:47wow
00:47:50you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:52after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:55no we were just joking
00:47:58right
00:47:59guys
00:48:01you're gonna stay with us
00:48:02right
00:48:03Daniel
00:48:04yeah
00:48:04of course he's gonna stay with us
00:48:06we were just
00:48:07you know
00:48:07showing him some love
00:48:09yeah
00:48:09the three of you
00:48:11your actions were a disgrace
00:48:14disrespecting the greatest
00:48:15magician of all time
00:48:18I think
00:48:19Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:48:21punishment
00:48:22punishment is a very strong word
00:48:24no we don't
00:48:24I don't like that
00:48:26you know
00:48:28I do think
00:48:30maybe a little public humiliation
00:48:32will do you three some good
00:48:40I know I see it
00:48:42that's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:44disgusting
00:48:46what are you doing
00:48:47we have to go here
00:48:53so
00:48:55you're really him
00:48:58master of magic
00:48:59I
00:49:00don't feel I
00:49:01am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:49:04if
00:49:05you want to stay
00:49:07I gladly open for you
00:49:09and give you the
00:49:10marquee performance
00:49:11but
00:49:12whether you
00:49:13stay or leave
00:49:14it's
00:49:15it's completely
00:49:17your decision
00:49:19so what do you say
00:49:22if you knew how I'd let Eric die
00:49:24you'd hate me
00:49:27I'm not the master of magic
00:49:30that may be true
00:49:31but
00:49:32nobody else
00:49:34could ever do
00:49:35what you did up here
00:49:50that bracelet
00:49:52could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:50:05hey
00:50:07all this time
00:50:08and I didn't recognize you
00:50:10Daniel Angier
00:50:11but you're still the same
00:50:13the older brother
00:50:14looking out for the smaller kid
00:50:16anytime Eric got hurt
00:50:17he'd come running
00:50:21when I mattered the most
00:50:23I let him down
00:50:28Eric knew what he was doing
00:50:31and he was so proud of you
00:50:33the only time
00:50:34you let him down
00:50:36is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:39what?
00:50:40Eric believed in you
00:50:42and your gifts
00:50:44don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:46you're still the master of magic
00:50:49you just have to claim it
00:50:57where'd he go?
00:50:58Daniel!
00:50:59Daniel!
00:50:59we want an interview!
00:51:00in here
00:51:11I could have sworn he went this way
00:51:13you have to be here somewhere
00:51:22you have fans
00:51:24well that sounds
00:51:27awful
00:52:03You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:52:10Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:15So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:33This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:52:36Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:52What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:56Good business.
00:52:58That's what happened.
00:53:05This is Barry Carnegie.
00:53:07He owns the orphanage.
00:53:09You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:10Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:13Silly boy.
00:53:14Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:53:17I was out in two years.
00:53:19And I've already taken back my casino.
00:53:21As well as this place.
00:53:23It's mine.
00:53:24I bought it.
00:53:25And I've been using it for child labor.
00:53:27To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:53:29And funnel it into my casino.
00:53:31You're a monster.
00:53:32Nah.
00:53:33If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:37Oh, you can't.
00:53:38Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:42See this watch?
00:53:43This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:46So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:51I'm gonna get it.
00:53:52Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:56Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:58Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:54:03But you can't be serious.
00:54:05What about the children?
00:54:07Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:54:10Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:11Yeah, you are.
00:54:14But, listen.
00:54:17You can stay in my hotel.
00:54:19Ten grand a night.
00:54:21You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:24I didn't think so.
00:54:27Let's go.
00:54:29Pay your once millions for this place.
00:54:32I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:38You'll have your money.
00:54:40Oh, yeah?
00:54:43Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:45Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:51I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:54I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:18I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:24Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:55:30Lily, system logistics and camera espionage, Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times, and Avita, who can
00:55:44seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:48They're good.
00:55:50Almost as good as me.
00:55:52Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:56:03So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:56:12And just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:56:16And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:19Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit, and then snip his manhood off.
00:56:25We don't need a knife.
00:56:27I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:56:32Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:40See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:44If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:53How did he do that?
00:56:56Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:58He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:57:00Give us a moment.
00:57:04Is nobody here?
00:57:07Maybe he could be our father.
00:57:08Mmm, I like it.
00:57:09He's clearly in all reasons.
00:57:11It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:57:13We could double cross him, easy.
00:57:17All right.
00:57:18We'll let you help us and we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:57:22But you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:28I'm listening.
00:57:31You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:34Clear it out.
00:57:35Bring us the chips.
00:57:36You have five minutes.
00:57:38Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:42Look at him.
00:57:43This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:46First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:48And you got that, a key.
00:57:51And then?
00:57:53My own two writing system.
00:57:55Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:57You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:08He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:10He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:12Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:14Hopeless.
00:58:14This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:16Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:21Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:58:23Oh, I am so nervous.
00:58:24I need a drink of water.
00:58:26He's only going to slow a spell.
00:58:28Look at him.
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:34Are you serious?
00:58:35She's done a whole soda walk around, and then you can't watch her step?
00:58:37I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:39I am so sorry.
00:58:40Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:42No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:43Piece of garbage.
00:58:44Sorry.
00:58:45Yeah, garbage.
00:58:46Just...
00:58:48He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:50He could grab the case.
00:58:52He's miserable failure.
00:58:53I have seen enough.
00:58:59You had your shot and you blew it.
00:59:02Like the same thief you are.
00:59:04Now you can go.
00:59:05You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:09Best in the world, huh?
00:59:12Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:26Impossible.
00:59:27He never even opens a chip card.
00:59:30Who is this guy?
00:59:31Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:34How...
00:59:35How did he do that?
00:59:37Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:39Ladies.
00:59:41Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:44No one is that girl.
00:59:46He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:49That makes sense.
00:59:50History in this like some little magic show.
00:59:52If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:55we wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:59:56He's the perfect dumb taxi.
01:00:00All right.
01:00:01We'll let you help us.
01:00:02But don't get in our way.
01:00:07Deal.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:10Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:14I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:16All six Slovakian mercenaries.
01:00:20Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:22This is child's play.
01:00:24Easier than roping a legless mule.
01:00:26It's time for a distraction.
01:00:29When I walk past those guards,
01:00:31they won't be able to take their eyes off.
01:00:34Your plan is broken.
01:00:38What did you just say?
01:00:40I said your plan is broken.
01:00:42Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:45Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:49and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:51has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:59That's what I thought.
01:01:00Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:01:04Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:01:07Look, idiot.
01:01:09Watch her sway.
01:01:13It is already starting to fight.
01:01:26Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:01:29She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:32And before then, the hit the monocle.
01:01:35So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:38You'll see for yourself in three, two...
01:01:43Oh my god.
01:01:45Can you smell that?
01:01:54I got the disease.
01:01:56HALT!
01:01:58HALT!
01:01:59Get back to your post.
01:02:00What are you doing?
01:02:03Dammit, the perfume does not work on Dammit.
01:02:05It's fine.
01:02:06I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:08And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:02:12They do not have time.
01:02:13We need a new destruction now.
01:02:19What's in him?
01:02:20When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch him.
01:02:22We'll kill two bugs with one stomp.
01:02:27You go.
01:02:30Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:31These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:33I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:36Exactly.
01:02:37He'll get arrested and that will be the big disruption that we need.
01:02:40This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:44I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:52Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:54He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:57Maybe he's leaving, realizing it was too good for him.
01:03:04Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:06Is he serious?
01:03:07My priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:03:10It's hard to let go.
01:03:12But to save the orphans, I'd do anything.
01:03:16He's not even using Zindra's loot machines.
01:03:18He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:20How is this going to be a distraction?
01:03:22Huh?
01:03:22How?
01:03:25This is ridiculous.
01:03:26We have to go in.
01:03:26He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:28He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:30My bathroom is ready.
01:03:31I'm going back.
01:03:32No, babe.
01:03:36I want to see him fail.
01:03:37Then, he will cut.
01:03:51No way.
01:03:56Oh, my gosh.
01:03:57Amazing on your first try.
01:04:00Jackpot?
01:04:01How did he do that?
01:04:02Oh, he can't.
01:04:03He probably just got lucky.
01:04:04That's not the real distraction.
01:04:18The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:21The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:34Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:36Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:44No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:46Right.
01:04:46When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:50He's going in the vault.
01:04:51He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:05:00Same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:05:06Trying to go in without us?
01:05:08Don't think I want that little smokey here taking peace out of you if you try to double-cross us.
01:05:13Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:05:18Hot blazes!
01:05:19How did that happen?
01:05:27You were going to pay for that!
01:05:29Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:30And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:35That's right.
01:05:36We're too good.
01:05:37We are professionals.
01:05:38You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:05:42Oh, whatever.
01:05:43Step aside.
01:05:44We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:45It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:52Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:55She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:59week.
01:06:00Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:06:02Just as I thought.
01:06:04Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:06:08No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:06:11Yeah, me.
01:06:14Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:06:20Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:31One down.
01:06:32Three to go.
01:06:38Intruder alert.
01:06:39Intruder alert.
01:06:39False entry detected.
01:06:41Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:43Me, me, me.
01:06:43Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:45We have to make it stop.
01:06:46Just give me a minute.
01:06:47We don't have a minute.
01:06:48How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:50Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:52Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:54Well, I'm just saying you've done this before, so no problem.
01:06:58Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:07:02Five, four, three, two, three, two, one.
01:07:12Intruder alert canceled.
01:07:15Got it.
01:07:17Sure you did.
01:07:19How was I supposed to know?
01:07:20The interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault.
01:07:24You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:27Like I did.
01:07:29Give me another second.
01:07:30Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:33Hold on.
01:07:34I'll give it a shot.
01:07:36You really think you can be faster than me?
01:07:38I am the one who cracked the safe, not you.
01:07:41Stop distracting her.
01:07:42This is a job for the pros.
01:07:44Alisa, you got this.
01:07:45No, she doesn't.
01:07:46What are you talking about?
01:07:48She won't get it open.
01:07:49The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:51You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:52You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:59Hmm.
01:08:01Got it.
01:08:02She won't get it open.
01:08:04Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:08:09What is it?
01:08:10What's wrong?
01:08:13It's hollow.
01:08:15The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:08:17Look, the guard's almost here.
01:08:19I can help.
01:08:19My idiot, I almost found it.
01:08:21Alisa.
01:08:23What?
01:08:26Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:28And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him
01:08:30and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino.
01:08:36Hold yours.
01:08:37Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:40Don't worry.
01:08:41We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:49What the hell are you doing?
01:08:51Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:54He's drunk.
01:08:55He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:56We're just seeing it now.
01:08:58Well, if he'd stop talking and listen,
01:08:59you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:09:02All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:09:06Thumbs up.
01:09:07Tickle him.
01:09:12Now for the magic words.
01:09:16Open sesame.
01:09:26How the hell?
01:09:27Impossible.
01:09:28Who are you?
01:09:30Are we in all of our heads?
01:09:31Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:42What the fuck?
01:09:46Hot damn.
01:09:47There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:50I am taking a decade-long spot dream.
01:09:52I am finally going to buy that mention in the Kispy and see.
01:10:04Bingo.
01:10:08Just what do you think you're doing?
01:10:11Just taking my share.
01:10:13You think you are so smart.
01:10:16Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:10:21We played you the entire time.
01:10:24And you didn't even notice.
01:10:25You see those cameras?
01:10:28They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:30Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:34All of us.
01:10:35Except for you.
01:10:36You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:39You were just our folly.
01:10:41That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:44Enjoy prison.
01:10:46Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:48It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:53It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:55This is more than I even thought.
01:10:58Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:11:01Come on, ladies.
01:11:02We can't stand around.
01:11:02Pack up.
01:11:04Who's this?
01:11:05Oh, no one.
01:11:07A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:11:10We had him take the fall.
01:11:11He was easy.
01:11:12Almost a little too easy.
01:11:14It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:11:17Sorry, buddy.
01:11:18But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:11:21I'll remember that next time.
01:11:25Wait.
01:11:26Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:28Who?
01:11:30Who are you?
01:11:33You know exactly who I am.
01:11:37You stupid broads.
01:11:38Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:40A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:42Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:44He is a nobody.
01:11:45He's not a nobody.
01:11:47Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:49He's just our patsy.
01:11:50We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:52It wasn't in your web.
01:11:54You were in his.
01:11:55You fools.
01:11:57Please.
01:11:59Please don't do this.
01:12:00Let us go.
01:12:01Relax, Richard.
01:12:02I can do anything crazy like reactivate the alarms.
01:12:06Oh, thank you.
01:12:08Because I already have.
01:12:13What?
01:12:18What kind of idiots are you?
01:12:20What kind of idiots are you all?
01:12:23You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:25Steal my stash?
01:12:26No.
01:12:28Not here.
01:12:29Not on my turf.
01:12:32Oh, Jesus.
01:12:34The three links, huh?
01:12:36KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:40The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:43My pink ass.
01:12:45Oh, God.
01:12:45And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:47The geriatric huckster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:51Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:57And you.
01:12:59That mask.
01:13:02I know you.
01:13:03You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:13:08Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:13:10But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:13:14I put him down like a dog.
01:13:17I should have put you down that night, too.
01:13:20Tell you what, we're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:30Well, I knew it.
01:13:31You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:39That's not my blood.
01:13:46You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:50And you know why you didn't?
01:13:53You blinked.
01:13:54Get him!
01:13:58Sweet.
01:13:59You guys brought flowers.
01:14:23That's enough.
01:14:32what how did you do that last out like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast
01:14:38the hell happened why am i tied up because the real police are on their way and i want to
01:14:43make
01:14:43their job easier on them oh and don't worry it's just a flesh wound i'm sure you'll go on to
01:14:48live
01:14:49many years in prison now why would i go to prison you're the thief you're stealing from me
01:14:55it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the united
01:15:01states not even your billions can get you out of this who the hell are you
01:15:10i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:15:29we did it eric untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:35and put those kids through college we did it
01:15:44and the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows
01:15:50and the library we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how
01:15:57you found the money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:16:05mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream you read my mind you're like a little
01:16:12magician okay i guess we'll see you next week always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:24ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:31the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:40charity angier
01:16:42charity angier
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