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ESP El regreso del Maestro de la Magia
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00:00:03Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the Master of Magic?
00:00:11Kill him!
00:00:16You just saved me.
00:00:19You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:00:23The Master of Magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:26I've seen his skills.
00:00:27Show them.
00:00:28Show them what you can do.
00:00:31I bought the theater.
00:00:33Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:00:40You look a little nervous.
00:00:41You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:44This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:47You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:49I swore off my old life.
00:00:51But I can't keep running forever.
00:00:54Who are you?
00:00:55I'm the Master of Magic, you mother f***er.
00:01:05You sure about this?
00:01:08I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:09Relax, little brother.
00:01:11We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:17It's showtime.
00:01:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the Master of Magic?
00:01:35Oh my god!
00:01:36It's him!
00:01:37It's the Master of Magic!
00:01:39The greatest magician of all time!
00:01:41You, young lady.
00:01:42Let's see your true self.
00:01:44Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:59And now my next volunteer.
00:02:02I don't care.
00:02:04I said short it.
00:02:05What the hell?
00:02:10Whoa!
00:02:12How are they doing that?
00:02:13And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:19The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:23You sure about this?
00:02:24He's dangerous.
00:02:26But I'm the Master of Freaking Magic.
00:02:28Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:35And who the hell are you?
00:02:36Get these fuckers out of my way.
00:02:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:53You insult me in public?
00:02:55You know who I am.
00:02:57I can make you disappear.
00:02:59Okay.
00:02:59Well, we won't test, Barry.
00:03:03So we're going to test his hotel instead.
00:03:10What do you think you're doing?
00:03:12We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:20Holy shit!
00:03:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:27The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:30You know.
00:03:31Kill him!
00:03:36Now for my final trick.
00:04:01What are you looking at me for?
00:04:04Get him!
00:04:08The police are still on the way to plot you.
00:04:10The police are still on the way to deprive independence.
00:04:15Yes!
00:04:16Oh my God!
00:04:19Oh my God!
00:04:30Come here to the police!
00:04:34Whoa!
00:04:57Eric, no!
00:05:00Relax, little brother.
00:05:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:05:05Eric, this is all my fault.
00:05:08God.
00:05:09I need you to do something for me.
00:05:11What?
00:05:12I need you to find me.
00:05:14Girl, we grew up with the orphanage.
00:05:16She's working in magic.
00:05:21Help her.
00:05:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:05:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:05:28Just hang in there.
00:05:30You're gonna be okay.
00:05:34Eric.
00:05:36Eric.
00:05:40Eric.
00:05:46Eric.
00:05:47Eric's got you killed.
00:05:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:05:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:06:01But not as the master of magic.
00:06:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:23Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:06:25Show opens this weekend.
00:06:27Gotta be prepared.
00:06:29I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:06:32If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in before it's destroyed.
00:06:39All right, well, see ya.
00:06:45A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:06:52All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:06:54There it is.
00:06:54There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:06:55Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:06:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:06:58There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:59What do you say?
00:07:00Hmm?
00:07:01This one.
00:07:02That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:07:03Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:07:05But hey, what do I know?
00:07:06Look at that.
00:07:07Oh, you know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still
00:07:13got to come with the payment.
00:07:14What do you say, huh?
00:07:18Um, I'm sorry.
00:07:19I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:07:25Looks like trouble.
00:07:27Typical dumb bitch.
00:07:28You want to play, you don't want to pay, right?
00:07:30I'll tell you what.
00:07:33I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:07:36Hey, give it back.
00:07:38Hey.
00:07:38That's important to me.
00:07:39Oh, is it?
00:07:40Really, yeah?
00:07:41Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:07:43Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:07:46What do you say, huh?
00:07:47Well, I'm here for this.
00:07:48Let's go.
00:07:49Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:07:51You're disgusting.
00:07:51I'm not doing that.
00:07:53You're not doing that.
00:07:54You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:59What do you say, baby?
00:08:00Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:08:03Pick them.
00:08:12Why don't you let me try?
00:08:15Here's the deal.
00:08:17I win.
00:08:18She gets her bracelet back.
00:08:20You win.
00:08:22You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:08:27It's priceless.
00:08:28Daniel, you should just go.
00:08:30These guys are dangerous.
00:08:32I got this.
00:08:35This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:08:38You got it, Hotshine.
00:08:40Let's play.
00:08:42You know the deal.
00:08:43Follow the queen.
00:08:44You get the win.
00:08:46You pick the ten of spades.
00:08:48Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:08:52You pick.
00:08:54You pick.
00:08:55Who's this guy?
00:08:57What a loser.
00:08:58Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:09:01Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:04Absolutely.
00:09:05You got it.
00:09:23Damn, he got it.
00:09:24That's impossible.
00:09:32Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:09:33I don't know who the hell you are.
00:09:34This bracelet is mine.
00:09:37Well, then, why is it in my hand?
00:09:44You dirty thief.
00:09:52Were you looking for this?
00:09:54What?
00:09:55Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:58Hey, man.
00:09:59It's all good.
00:10:01I was just messing around.
00:10:09Three-card Monty.
00:10:11It's always a scam.
00:10:12I know.
00:10:13I know.
00:10:14I just...
00:10:15I thought I could crack it.
00:10:17But I was screwed.
00:10:20Until you came along.
00:10:24It's a bracelet.
00:10:26Why is it so important to you?
00:10:28It was my childhood best friends.
00:10:31We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:10:34Well, he...
00:10:36He died.
00:10:38It's all I have left of him.
00:10:43Have a good night, great.
00:10:46Wait.
00:10:47You just saved me.
00:10:49You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:10:53Nice for dinner.
00:10:56That was amazing.
00:10:59I should probably get going.
00:11:01Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:05I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:11:08Bullshit.
00:11:09You have training.
00:11:11You know, maybe just a little...
00:11:14Just light a hand.
00:11:18What?
00:11:19You're great.
00:11:24You know...
00:11:25Your hand saved me today.
00:11:29You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:11:34They, uh...
00:11:35Say you're welcome.
00:11:37You're welcome.
00:11:57Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:12:18I'm not who you think I am.
00:12:24Then who are you?
00:12:27I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:12:30I think.
00:12:32I think it's better if I left.
00:12:56Hey!
00:12:57Drop, boy!
00:13:00What did I tell you?
00:13:02I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:13:04Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:13:06Just doing my job.
00:13:07No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:13:10See this stuff?
00:13:11This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:13:17Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:26But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:13:30No.
00:13:31Not.
00:13:32Not since I was 12.
00:13:34After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:13:37the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:13:39Damn right you're not.
00:13:47You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:13:49And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:55Okay.
00:13:58What did you do to my deck?
00:14:02Nothing.
00:14:03Let's just put him away.
00:14:04Listen, fool.
00:14:05This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:08The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:14:11Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:14:13Well, if they're so priceless,
00:14:15maybe you should put them away properly
00:14:16instead of throwing them on the table
00:14:17like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:14:19Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:14:23You're fired!
00:14:26If I lose this job,
00:14:28I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:14:30I need you to find Bree.
00:14:32Halpera.
00:14:34Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:14:35No, it's too late for that now.
00:14:37Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:14:47Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:14:49You're looking better, sir.
00:14:51I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:14:55But let this be a reminder.
00:14:57What we do is dangerous.
00:15:00Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:15:03I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:15:05What?
00:15:06Why?
00:15:06He's careless and cocky.
00:15:08He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:15:11I never said that.
00:15:13Mm-hmm.
00:15:13Mr. Kensington,
00:15:15Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:15:16since he's worked here.
00:15:17Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:15:22Daniel, is this true?
00:15:24Of course not.
00:15:25Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:15:26A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:15:30Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:15:32He would never damage a deck.
00:15:35Show them.
00:15:35Show them what you can do.
00:15:42Yeah, Daniel.
00:15:43Let's see it.
00:15:44Show us what you got.
00:15:45Do you even know a single trick?
00:15:47Tell you what.
00:15:48If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:15:51without damaging it,
00:15:52in 15 seconds,
00:15:55you can keep your job.
00:15:5615 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:58I don't even know if the Master of Magic
00:16:00could have done it that quick.
00:16:01But if you can't,
00:16:03I demand, as a three-star magician,
00:16:07that you fire him.
00:16:10Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:16:11I know,
00:16:12but while I disagree with it,
00:16:15Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:16:17But, sir, he...
00:16:18Rhi,
00:16:20it's okay.
00:16:2215 seconds.
00:16:23Yeah.
00:16:25You're on.
00:16:34The idiot.
00:16:35He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:16:38Ready to do this?
00:16:40Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:16:42Aw, the little prop boy has a retreat section.
00:16:45Now, if I win,
00:16:47you're all going to have to start treating Brie
00:16:48with more respect around here.
00:16:50It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:16:53Brie, look at that.
00:16:55You've got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:58Fine.
00:16:59Deal.
00:17:00It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:17:0215 seconds.
00:17:04Here we go.
00:17:12What's he doing?
00:17:13What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:17:1610 seconds.
00:17:20Oh, wow.
00:17:22Giving up already?
00:17:23Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:17:25You said he was good.
00:17:26I thought you would at least try.
00:17:29Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:17:325, 4, 3, 2, 1...
00:17:58Absolutely impossible.
00:18:05How did you do that?
00:18:06There's no way.
00:18:07I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:18:09Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:18:15No.
00:18:16No, no, no.
00:18:17You clearly switched out the deck
00:18:18while Brie was distracting us.
00:18:20I knew it.
00:18:21Yeah, of course.
00:18:22Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:18:23Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:18:28Now, it's got a show to print.
00:18:32Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling out those cards
00:18:34and let's get to work.
00:18:35Come on.
00:18:39Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:18:41I don't know what to believe.
00:18:45Come on.
00:18:47The show opens in a few days.
00:18:48We need a prep.
00:18:50Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:19:03This is not going to be a show.
00:19:06Who is this?
00:19:07It's Richard Kim.
00:19:08He produces every other magic show in town.
00:19:12Samuel hates him.
00:19:13Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:19:17Your theater.
00:19:18Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:19:20This is now my theater.
00:19:22What the hell are you talking about?
00:19:25I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:19:28Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:19:30I bought the theater.
00:19:31Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:19:35have one hour to get the hell out.
00:19:40You can't just buy the theater.
00:19:43I'm the biggest show in town.
00:19:45Used to be.
00:19:46You're past your prime.
00:19:47My new show will triple your numbers.
00:19:50The contract can't be canceled.
00:19:51I'll lose everything.
00:19:53If Brie loses this show,
00:19:55the orphanage that I grew up in,
00:19:57that saved my life as a child,
00:19:59will be destroyed.
00:20:00Hey, we still have a contract.
00:20:01You can't just kick us out.
00:20:02Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:20:04How about you focus on looking sexy
00:20:06while being cut in half
00:20:07and let the adults talk?
00:20:09I'm this show's producer.
00:20:11And if you cancel the show,
00:20:12I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:20:14Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:20:17I'll give you a chance.
00:20:19A head-to-head magical competition.
00:20:22Your old man and his team wins.
00:20:24You keep your contract.
00:20:26My team wins.
00:20:27Your contract is terminated.
00:20:29And you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:20:34Deal.
00:20:36Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor
00:20:38with whoever you put him up against.
00:20:40Great.
00:20:40The competition will be tonight.
00:20:43Tonight?
00:20:44His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:20:46Not my problem.
00:20:47Hope you have a good backup team.
00:20:54Ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:56are you ready for the epic
00:20:58no-holds-barred battle
00:20:59to see who will get this theater
00:21:01and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:21:07Don't worry.
00:21:08We have an ace at first leave.
00:21:11Daniel.
00:21:12You gotta be kidding.
00:21:13You're not seriously considering
00:21:14putting the prop boy out there.
00:21:16His best trick is probably making
00:21:17a penny up here behind his ear.
00:21:19It's all or nothing for us.
00:21:21All right, Richard Kim
00:21:21isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:21:23He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:21:27Yeah, no problem.
00:21:28I'm good enough to take on anyone
00:21:29that Kim sends to us.
00:21:30And now, the challengers.
00:21:33Richard Kim's latest sensation,
00:21:36Matt Von Bjerg!
00:21:50Oh, no.
00:21:52Oh, God, no.
00:21:54What?
00:21:55How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:22:00He's the youngest magician
00:22:02to have five stars.
00:22:04He's one of the best in the world.
00:22:10That guy?
00:22:11Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:13Bring him on.
00:22:14Now, for the first act,
00:22:16or should I say miracle,
00:22:19before each magician
00:22:21is a glass of water,
00:22:22the magicians must turn their water
00:22:24into wine in a way
00:22:25that our top judges
00:22:28can't figure out.
00:22:29The magician to stump
00:22:31the most judges wins.
00:22:33Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix
00:22:35for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:22:37This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:22:39He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:22:42We're gonna lose.
00:22:50Maybe not.
00:22:51Showtime.
00:22:57Xavier!
00:23:01Xavier!
00:23:14You should go out this round.
00:23:18What?
00:23:19He's not even a magician.
00:23:21He's just the guy
00:23:21that cleans up dumb shit.
00:23:23Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25Look, girl,
00:23:25I know you have a little crush
00:23:26and a little prop,
00:23:27but leave this to the real magicians.
00:23:28Samuel,
00:23:29you can't seriously
00:23:30be considering this.
00:23:31I mean,
00:23:32that guy
00:23:32is gonna piss himself out there.
00:23:34And the magician
00:23:35from the Kensington team.
00:23:46Maybe he's just the prop assistant,
00:23:49but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:23:52Daniel.
00:24:00Oh, my God.
00:24:02You're a prop boy.
00:24:03You're really gonna put up the help
00:24:04against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:24:07Don't worry, kid.
00:24:08This will be over real quick.
00:24:09And then you can run back
00:24:10to the shadows where you belong.
00:24:12It's a shame, though,
00:24:13because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:24:16You'll get beat so bad,
00:24:17you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:24:19Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:24:22He's one of the best in the world.
00:24:23They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:24:25There hasn't been a new six-star magician
00:24:27in over a decade.
00:24:28No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:24:30Okay?
00:24:31He knows he doesn't have a chance,
00:24:32so he's already looking for excuses.
00:24:34When he loses,
00:24:35he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:24:38Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:24:40He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:24:42It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:24:44We need to judge their strength.
00:24:47Oh, I get it.
00:24:49You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out
00:24:51to get slaughtered.
00:24:52And then I come in and save the day.
00:24:54Worth that.
00:24:54He actually thinks he's out there
00:24:56because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:25:00And you are...
00:25:02Daniel.
00:25:03Just Daniel.
00:25:05Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:25:08I give my servants the same ones.
00:25:10Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:25:12This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:25:15I can't believe he actually went there
00:25:17as if he was a real magician.
00:25:18It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:25:20It's sad.
00:25:21He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:25:22No.
00:25:24You're sure about this?
00:25:26Just trust me.
00:25:31Don't feel too bad.
00:25:32You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:25:36Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:25:37I was born ready.
00:25:39What about you, buddy?
00:25:41You look a little nervous.
00:25:43Maybe you should be.
00:25:46Because I'm about to embarrass
00:25:48the living shit out of you.
00:25:53God, he's frozen with fear.
00:25:56Come on, Daniel.
00:25:57Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:59Daniel, are you okay?
00:26:02Absolutely.
00:26:03Oh, my God.
00:26:05What a shit show.
00:26:06He's not even prepping you.
00:26:08Hey, newbie.
00:26:09This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:26:12I'm good.
00:26:15No.
00:26:17I'm good.
00:26:18That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet,
00:26:22and you have what?
00:26:23Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:26:27Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:26:30If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:26:34Are you ready?
00:26:35Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:26:37No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:26:42Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:26:46Pay attention.
00:26:48This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:27:03He's finished!
00:27:10That was seamless.
00:27:12Unbelievable.
00:27:14Even I don't know how he did that.
00:27:15There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:27:22What do you think, judges?
00:27:24Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:27:26I have no idea how that was done.
00:27:29If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:27:31I'm stumped.
00:27:32Well done.
00:27:33You're three for three.
00:27:34Three, buddy.
00:27:35All right, man.
00:27:36You have stumped our judges.
00:27:40Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:27:43Anyone?
00:27:48You have something to say, prop boy.
00:27:51I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:27:53I just know exactly how you did it.
00:28:01Sure you do.
00:28:03Please, enlighten us.
00:28:05Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:28:08All in good time.
00:28:09Idiot.
00:28:10Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:28:11Pathetic.
00:28:12Daniel?
00:28:13You're up?
00:28:23What's he doing?
00:28:25He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:26Hey there.
00:28:27Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:28:31This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:28:34You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:37I think he can do it.
00:28:38It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:28:41You're not one of us.
00:28:43You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:28:46If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:56Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:59Here.
00:29:00Why don't you let me help you?
00:29:04Ooh, magic.
00:29:07Switch it now, prop boy.
00:29:10You need to end this.
00:29:11Now.
00:29:13You're...
00:29:16You're right.
00:29:20I swore off my old life.
00:29:31But I can't keep running forever.
00:29:39Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:29:46Now, but first, I'm going to need some help.
00:29:50Bree, could you come here?
00:29:58What is he doing?
00:30:00You gotta be kidding me.
00:30:01This is just sad.
00:30:06Oh.
00:30:12You all know magic is an illusion, but still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:30:18something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years.
00:30:23Well, isn't this like life?
00:30:25See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:30:28But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:30:33What?
00:30:36Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:30:43Don't blink.
00:30:44You'll miss it.
00:30:59That's it?
00:31:01Nothing happened.
00:31:02You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:31:05Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:31:06I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:31:10You should have respected my ranking.
00:31:12No.
00:31:13I think there's something else going on.
00:31:16Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:17I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:31:21I knew it.
00:31:22This theater is mine.
00:31:24Without one final piece of equipment, which would be coming right about now.
00:31:41What's he doing?
00:31:42He's such a cake knife.
00:31:45He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor.
00:31:54Ow!
00:32:03Unbelievable.
00:32:04Amazing.
00:32:12Whoa, that is fast.
00:32:15There you go.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:17My judges.
00:32:18You're young, man.
00:32:20Incredible.
00:32:24Cake.
00:32:25The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:32:29I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:32:31The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:32:44How is this possible?
00:32:51Now for the critical moment.
00:32:53Judges, what do you think?
00:32:54Do you know how he did it?
00:32:56I have no idea.
00:32:57Not a clue.
00:32:59And you, Jennifer?
00:33:01I'm completely stumped.
00:33:05Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:33:10Daniel, you said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:33:15Tell us.
00:33:16Yeah.
00:33:17Tell us.
00:33:19He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:33:23Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing it.
00:33:28Turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:33:35That's correct.
00:33:39Amazing.
00:33:40And Matthew, how did Daniel do his trick?
00:33:49I don't know.
00:33:51And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:34:02oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:03With your help.
00:34:07I need a knife.
00:34:09Let's give him cake.
00:34:12Well done, young man.
00:34:15The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:34:23No, no, he didn't transform anything.
00:34:26He didn't even teleport.
00:34:28He must have cheated.
00:34:29There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill.
00:34:33Exactly.
00:34:34He probably blackmailed the judges or something.
00:34:38How could you let him beat you?
00:34:40You embarrassed us with your performance.
00:34:42How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cop and teleport to the judges?
00:34:45He's that guy.
00:34:50It doesn't matter.
00:34:52Get out of my face.
00:34:53It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:56You think you've won?
00:34:59You haven't won shit.
00:35:02It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:35:09Kate Barlow.
00:35:18Miss Barlow.
00:35:20Thank you for joining us.
00:35:22That's...
00:35:23That's Kate Barlow.
00:35:24She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:35:27And an actual six-star magician.
00:35:30All right.
00:35:31Who's ready for the headliner?
00:35:35Second round is quick change magic.
00:35:37That's Sophie's specialty.
00:35:38You had your little fun in the first round.
00:35:40But now, watch an actual pro.
00:35:43A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:35:46Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:48A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:53Now.
00:35:56Yeah!
00:35:57Get him, Sophie.
00:35:58Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:36:00Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:36:02Oh.
00:36:03You think so?
00:36:04Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:36:07Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:36:12You didn't?
00:36:13I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the master.
00:36:20He taught me everything he knows.
00:36:23Funny.
00:36:24I don't remember training her.
00:36:26You were trained by the master of magic?
00:36:29She wasn't just trained by him.
00:36:31He realized that she was better than him.
00:36:33That's why he disappeared.
00:36:36That can't be true, right?
00:36:37Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:36:41So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:36:47Also what?
00:36:47I'll still destroy you.
00:36:49Sophie, shut up.
00:36:52Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:59I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:37:06So why are you here?
00:37:09To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:37:20Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:37:25It is all about quick change magic.
00:37:28Transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:37:32The world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic.
00:37:43Do you think you can beat that?
00:37:45That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:47There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:48I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:54Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:57Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:38:00I know every one of his secrets.
00:38:02Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:38:07Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:38:12Then start the music.
00:38:25One, two, three, standard.
00:38:29Oh, my God, her pace.
00:38:31How is she doing?
00:38:34She's about to break the record?
00:38:35They're about to break the record.
00:38:37Oh, my God.
00:38:38This is unreal.
00:38:40This is history.
00:38:42That is 18 changes.
00:38:45Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic.
00:38:52I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:54I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:56The concentration, the skill needed to do something like that.
00:39:00But she had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:39:03I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:39:06For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:39:09But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:39:12Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:39:15I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:39:22Well, are you even going to attempt to compete, or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:39:28No, no one can do that.
00:39:30We should just give up.
00:39:31Come on, Sophie.
00:39:32There has to be some chance.
00:39:33Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:39:36I can't do that.
00:39:38No one can do that.
00:39:39You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic, but you don't know anything about magic.
00:39:44Can you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:46Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves, or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:52as the new master of magic?
00:39:55Come on, one of you at least has to try.
00:39:58I can't lose this contract.
00:40:00I have children that are my responsibility, and they will starve.
00:40:04Sophie?
00:40:06Eugene?
00:40:07Xavier?
00:40:08If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:40:14Well, well, looks like I won.
00:40:19Sir, are you hiring?
00:40:22Really?
00:40:23You're going to betray your boss right in front of him.
00:40:26Might as well.
00:40:27We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:40:29Sorry, Samuel.
00:40:30You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:40:34It's over.
00:40:35The theater is mine!
00:40:39I failed them.
00:40:41I failed the orphanage.
00:40:45Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:48Hey, watch.
00:40:49Where are you going?
00:40:52What is he doing?
00:40:55We still have a shot.
00:40:57I'm going to take it.
00:40:58Daniel, stop.
00:40:59You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:41:00I won't let you.
00:41:01Bree.
00:41:02Do you trust me?
00:41:07And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:41:11Wait.
00:41:15The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:41:19That's adorable.
00:41:21Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:41:24I'll manage.
00:41:26Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:41:29This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:41:31Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:41:34Listen.
00:41:35This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:41:39Hey, that's not true.
00:41:40The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:41:43That's enough.
00:41:44Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:46The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:50That's really cute.
00:41:51I said that's enough.
00:41:53Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:56Your time starts...
00:42:00now.
00:42:11We're waiting.
00:42:13Look at all these quick changes.
00:42:15He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:42:18What are you doing?
00:42:20Hey, honey.
00:42:22It doesn't look like magic's your thing,
00:42:25but I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:42:28What are you doing, boy?
00:42:31Just trust him.
00:42:32He has it under control.
00:42:33Are you kidding me?
00:42:34If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:42:38Hey, Bree, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:42:41Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:46Okay, seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:47You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:50Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:52Hey, knock it out.
00:42:52You're doing nothing, man.
00:42:54Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:55Are you happy?
00:42:56You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:43:06Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:43:09See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:43:12But in moments like these, it's like time stands still.
00:43:20Your technique wasn't bad.
00:43:22It just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:43:27This is.
00:43:31What's he going to do?
00:43:32Let's find out.
00:43:37I'm blank.
00:43:47Congratulations.
00:43:48One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:50I win.
00:43:51But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:53What a waste of time.
00:43:55Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:56Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:44:00You sure about that?
00:44:02What?
00:44:04Oh.
00:44:0776.
00:44:0876.
00:44:10What the?
00:44:11Oh, my God.
00:44:20How did he do that?
00:44:2377.
00:44:2477.
00:44:3077.
00:44:3278.
00:44:33Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:44:37I can't believe it.
00:44:38It's not possible.
00:44:39It's impossible.
00:44:42It's impossible.
00:44:44It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:48Wait.
00:44:49Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:53The misdirect you used.
00:44:56Showmanship.
00:44:57The transformation on a massive scale.
00:45:01Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:45:04Because this man is the master of magic.
00:45:08Oh, my God.
00:45:11Oh, my God.
00:45:15I knew it.
00:45:16I knew it.
00:45:18Oh, God.
00:45:21I just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:45:26With that question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is
00:45:32the winner of this competition.
00:45:34Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:45:36Daniel wins the competition.
00:45:40Daniel!
00:45:41Daniel!
00:45:42Daniel!
00:45:43Daniel!
00:45:45Daniel!
00:45:46Daniel!
00:45:47Daniel!
00:45:48Please.
00:45:49Please forgive me.
00:45:50I was just so inspired by example growing up that I feel as if you've been with me every
00:45:55step of the way.
00:45:55How dare you lie to me?
00:45:57You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:59You're nothing but a fraud.
00:46:01Get out of here.
00:46:06I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:46:09I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:46:12Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:46:21Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:46:26I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:46:29I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:46:33You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:46:37Here.
00:46:39A down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:42So what do you say?
00:46:44Ready to make some real money?
00:46:48I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:46:51Well, yes.
00:46:54Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:56That was the deal.
00:46:58Right.
00:46:58Of course.
00:47:00But what do you think of my offer?
00:47:03What do I think of your offer?
00:47:10Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:47:17That was so good.
00:47:22Wow.
00:47:24Everybody, give it up for the master of magic.
00:47:27Wow.
00:47:30You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:47:35Yeah, of course.
00:47:36I mean, even an idiot could see.
00:47:38He was the master of magic.
00:47:40And honestly, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:48Wow.
00:47:50You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:53After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:55No, we were just joking.
00:47:57He he he he he he he he he he.
00:47:59Right?
00:48:00Guys?
00:48:01You're going to stay with us.
00:48:03Right, Daniel?
00:48:04Yeah, of course he's going to stay with us.
00:48:07We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:10The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:48:14Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:48:18I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:48:22Punishment?
00:48:22Punishment is a very strong word.
00:48:24No, we don't.
00:48:25First of all, I don't like that.
00:48:26You know, I do think, maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:40I know, I see it.
00:48:42That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
00:48:44Disgusting.
00:48:46What are you doing?
00:48:47Go, go, go.
00:48:48We have to go here.
00:48:50Why?
00:48:54So, you're really him.
00:48:58Master of magic.
00:49:00I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:49:04If you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:49:12But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision.
00:49:19So, what do you say?
00:49:22If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:49:27I'm not the master of magic.
00:49:30That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:40Daniel!
00:49:43Daniel!
00:49:44Daniel!
00:49:45Daniel!
00:49:46Daniel!
00:49:50That bracelet.
00:49:53Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:50:05Hey.
00:50:07All this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, but you're still the same.
00:50:13The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:50:16Any time Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:50:21When I mattered the most, I let him down.
00:50:29Eric knew what he was doing.
00:50:31And he was so proud of you.
00:50:33The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:39What?
00:50:39Eric believed in your gifts.
00:50:42In your gifts.
00:50:44Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:46You're still the master of magic.
00:50:49You just have to claim it.
00:50:56Where'd he go?
00:50:58Daniel!
00:50:59Daniel!
00:50:59Daniel!
00:50:59Daniel!
00:50:59We want an interview!
00:51:00In here.
00:51:12I could have sworn he went this way.
00:51:13You have to be here somewhere.
00:51:14You have to be here.
00:51:22You have fins.
00:51:25Ah, well that sounds...
00:51:27awful.
00:51:27I don't know.
00:52:03You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:52:10Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:15So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:33This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:52:36Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:53What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:56Good business.
00:52:58That's what happened.
00:53:05This is Barry Carnegie.
00:53:07He owns the orphanage.
00:53:08You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:10Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:13Silly boy.
00:53:14Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:53:17I was out in two years.
00:53:19And I've already taken back my casino.
00:53:21As well as this place.
00:53:23It's mine.
00:53:24I bought it.
00:53:25And I've been using it for child labor.
00:53:27To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:53:29And funnel it into my casino.
00:53:31You're a monster.
00:53:32Nah.
00:53:33If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:37Oh, you can't.
00:53:39Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:42See this watch?
00:53:43This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:45So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:51I'm gonna get it.
00:53:52Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:56Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:58We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:54:03But you can't be serious.
00:54:05What about the children?
00:54:07Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:54:10Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:12Yeah, you are.
00:54:14But, listen.
00:54:17You can stay at my hotel.
00:54:19For ten grand a night.
00:54:21You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:24I didn't think so.
00:54:27Let's go.
00:54:29Paying once millions for this place.
00:54:33I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:38You'll have your money.
00:54:40Oh, yeah?
00:54:43Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:45Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:51I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:54I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:18I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:24Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:55:28The top burglars in the world.
00:55:31Lily.
00:55:32System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:37Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:42Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:48They're good.
00:55:50Almost as good as me.
00:55:52Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:56:03So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:56:10Hm.
00:56:13I'm just who you think you are.
00:56:14Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:56:16And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:19Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:56:22And then snip his manhood off.
00:56:25We don't need a knife.
00:56:27I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:56:32Ladies.
00:56:33Please.
00:56:34Let's make a deal.
00:56:40See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:44If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:53How did he do that?
00:56:56Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:58He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:57:00Give us a moment.
00:57:04Is nobody here?
00:57:07Maybe he could be our phone guy.
00:57:08I like it.
00:57:09He's clearly in nobody's hands.
00:57:11It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:57:13We could double cross him easy.
00:57:17All right.
00:57:18We'll let you help us.
00:57:20And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:57:23But you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:29I'm listening.
00:57:31You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:34Clear it out.
00:57:35Bring us the chips.
00:57:36You have five minutes.
00:57:38Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of his heist.
00:57:41Look at him.
00:57:43This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:46First you're going to need a key.
00:57:48You got that? A key.
00:57:51And then?
00:57:53Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:55Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:57You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:08He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:10He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:12Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:14Hopeless.
00:58:14This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:17Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:21Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:58:23Oh, I'm so nervous. I need a drink of water.
00:58:26He's only going to slow us down.
00:58:28Look at him.
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:34Are you serious?
00:58:35Jesus Christ.
00:58:35I am a cluzz and a half.
00:58:39I am so sorry.
00:58:40Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:42No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:43Piece of garbage.
00:58:44Sorry.
00:58:45Yeah, garbage.
00:58:48He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:50He could grab the keys.
00:58:52He's miserable failure.
00:58:53I have seen enough.
00:58:59You had your shot and you blew it.
00:59:02Like the sad thief you are.
00:59:04Now you can go.
00:59:05You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:09Best in the world, huh?
00:59:12Although maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:26Impossible.
00:59:27He never even opens a chip card.
00:59:29Who is this guy?
00:59:31Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:34How?
00:59:35How did he do that?
00:59:37Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:39Ladies?
00:59:41Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:44No one is that good.
00:59:46He probably already had them off his sleeve.
00:59:49That makes sense.
00:59:50He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:52He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:55He wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:59:56He's the perfect dumb taxi.
01:00:00All right.
01:00:01They'll let you help us.
01:00:03But don't get in our way.
01:00:07Deal.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:10Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:13Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:14I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:17All six Slovakian mercenaries.
01:00:19Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:22This is child's place.
01:00:24Easier than roping a legless mule.
01:00:26It's time for a distraction.
01:00:29When I walk past those guards,
01:00:32they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:35Your plan is broken.
01:00:38What did you just say?
01:00:40I said your plan is broken.
01:00:42Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:45Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:49And that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:51has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:59That's what I thought.
01:01:00Finally something makes it to that Neanderthal school of work.
01:01:04Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:01:07Look, idiot.
01:01:09Watch her sway.
01:01:13It is already starting to fight.
01:01:16It is already starting to fight.
01:01:26Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:01:30She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:32And before then, the hit of Monica.
01:01:35So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:38You'll see for yourself.
01:01:40In three.
01:01:40Two.
01:01:43Oh, my God.
01:01:45Can you smell that?
01:01:46Oh, my God.
01:01:51God.
01:01:54Oh, that scent.
01:01:54I get the disease.
01:01:56Halt!
01:01:58Halt!
01:01:59Get back to your post.
01:02:00What are you doing?
01:02:03Dammit.
01:02:04The perfume does not work on Dammit.
01:02:05It's fine.
01:02:07I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:08And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:02:12They do not have time.
01:02:13We need a new destruction now.
01:02:19What's in him?
01:02:20When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch him.
01:02:22We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:02:27You go.
01:02:30Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:31These portraits on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:33I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:36Exactly.
01:02:37He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:40This snotty nose cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:44I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:52Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:54He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:57Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:59Realizing it looks too hard for him.
01:03:04Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:06Is he serious?
01:03:07My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:03:10It's hard to let go.
01:03:12But to save the orphans,
01:03:15I'd do anything.
01:03:16He's not even using Zindu slot machines.
01:03:19He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:20How is this going to be a distraction?
01:03:22Huh? How?
01:03:25This is ridiculous.
01:03:26We have to go in.
01:03:26He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:28He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:30My bedroom is ready.
01:03:31I'm going back.
01:03:32No, babe.
01:03:35I want to see him fail.
01:03:37Then, he will cut.
01:03:51No way.
01:03:56Oh, my gosh.
01:03:57Amazing!
01:03:58On your first try?
01:04:00Jackpot?
01:04:01How did he do that?
01:04:02Oh, I can't.
01:04:03He probably just got lucky.
01:04:04That's not the real distraction.
01:04:18The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:29All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:32That's impossible.
01:04:33Why's Sam Held k rotations happen?
01:04:35Is he more better than him, Jack?
01:04:36Ladies?
01:04:37Are we getting played by him?
01:04:44no probably just more beginners look right when we need him to take the fall he'll still easily do
01:04:49it he's going in the vault he's trying to get the cash before we do
01:05:00same vault i broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested
01:05:06trying to go in without us don't think i'm all that little smoky here taking peace out of you
01:05:11if you try to double cross us did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things
01:05:18what blazes how did that happen
01:05:27you were gonna pay for that don't worry it'll wash out and i couldn't double cross you if i tried
01:05:35that's right we're too good we are professionals you are just some nobody who thinks a few magic
01:05:41things with seminar league oh whatever step aside we are wasting valuable time it is time for the
01:05:46professionals to work
01:05:52alisa is the best safe cracker in the world she's cracked into safes at the bank of london the new
01:05:57york federal reserve and fort knox all in one week can't do that with your little coin trick
01:06:02shh just as i thought three lockers mechanical combination and a biometric id reader no wonder
01:06:09only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe yeah me fortunately that one thief was me six
01:06:17years ago is she really trying to take credit for my heist
01:06:31one down three to go
01:06:37intruder alert false entry detected notifying authorities in 20 seconds
01:06:43alisa you triggered the door alarm we have to make it stop just give me a minute we don't have
01:06:48a minute how did you disarm it last time because it was you who cracked the safe right somebody
01:06:53shuts me off 11 well i'm just saying you've done this before so no problem stop bothering her with
01:06:59your questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy
01:07:02five four three two
01:07:09three two
01:07:12intruder alert cancelled
01:07:15got it sure you did how was i supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an
01:07:22ibv
01:07:23international what you should have stolen vault's blueprints beforehand like i did
01:07:28uh give me another second ladies we don't have another second hold on i'll give it a shot
01:07:36you don't really think you can be faster than me i am the one who cracks the safe not shoot
01:07:41stop distracting her this is a job for the pros alisa you got this no she doesn't what are you
01:07:47talking about she won't get it open the place where she's drilling it won't work you do not know
01:07:51what you're talking about you are nothing and you are a nobody
01:08:00hmm got it she won't get it open go back to shoplifting your child
01:08:09what is it what's wrong
01:08:13it's hollow the locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door look the guards
01:08:18almost here i can help i'm fine idiot i almost found it alisa
01:08:25what maybe we should give him a shot and if he can't open it then we will tackle him and
01:08:30then say that we stopped him from grabbing the casino hold yours try not to screw up what i already
01:08:39started don't worry we'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds
01:08:49what the hell are you doing is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault he's drunk he's
01:08:55been
01:08:55drunk the whole time we're just seeing it now well if he'd stop talking and listen you'd hear the
01:09:00magnets sliding around inside all security personnel we have a secret code nine at the vault
01:09:06thumbs up fickle him
01:09:12now for the magic words
01:09:16open sesame
01:09:26how the hell impossible who are you are we in over our heads ladies i suggest we get in
01:09:42oh my god damn there's got to be near a billion in here i am taking a decade-long spot
01:09:52dream
01:09:52i am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss pnc
01:10:04bingo
01:10:08just what do you think you're doing
01:10:11just taking my share
01:10:13you think you are so smart
01:10:16did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money
01:10:22we played you the entire time and you didn't even notice
01:10:25you see those cameras
01:10:28they've been recording us the entire time except i put a bug in them to remove all of us from
01:10:32the recording
01:10:34all of us
01:10:35except for you
01:10:36you really thought you could hang with the three links
01:10:39you were just our fault
01:10:40that is what happens when you try to run the city girls
01:10:44enjoy prison
01:10:46Mr. Kim we got it
01:10:48it's safe for you to come in
01:10:53wow
01:10:54this is more than i even thought
01:10:58barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here
01:11:00come on ladies we can't stand around pack up
01:11:04who's this
01:11:05oh no one
01:11:06a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him
01:11:10we had him take the fall
01:11:11he was easy
01:11:12almost a little too easy
01:11:13it's like he wanted us to set him up
01:11:17sorry buddy
01:11:18but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks
01:11:21i'll remember that next time
01:11:25wait
01:11:26wait i know that voice
01:11:28who
01:11:30who are you
01:11:33you know exactly
01:11:34who i am
01:11:37you stupid broads
01:11:38do you have any idea who you messed with
01:11:40i wanna be petty thief
01:11:42hey uh calm down Mr. Kim
01:11:43he is a nobody
01:11:45he's
01:11:45he's not a nobody he's
01:11:47Richard tranquilo
01:11:48he's just our patsy
01:11:50we had him in our web the entire time
01:11:52it wasn't in your web
01:11:54you were in his
01:11:55you fools
01:11:57please
01:11:58please don't do this
01:12:00let us go
01:12:01relax Richard
01:12:02i can do anything crazy like
01:12:04reactivate the alarms
01:12:06oh thank you
01:12:08because i already have
01:12:13what
01:12:18what kind of idiots are you
01:12:19and what kind of idiots are you all
01:12:23you think you can just waltz in here
01:12:25steal my stash
01:12:26no
01:12:27not here
01:12:29not on my turf
01:12:32oh
01:12:33jesus
01:12:34the three links huh
01:12:36KGB
01:12:37Annie Oakley
01:12:38and Penelope Cruz
01:12:40the world's best cat burglars
01:12:43my pink ass
01:12:44oh god
01:12:45and that's Richard Kim
01:12:46isn't it
01:12:48the geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period
01:12:51trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition
01:12:57and you
01:12:59that mask
01:13:02i know you
01:13:03you're the son of a bitch
01:13:05that got me put away for two years
01:13:08well too bad it didn't stick
01:13:09huh
01:13:10but as i recall
01:13:12i did kill your brother
01:13:14i put him down like a dog
01:13:17i should have put you down that night too
01:13:20tell you what
01:13:21we're gonna finish that job
01:13:23right now
01:13:30well i knew it
01:13:31you never did quite perfect that trick did you
01:13:39that's not my blood
01:13:46you're probably thinking
01:13:48i didn't see how he did that
01:13:50and you know why he didn't
01:13:53he blinked
01:13:54get him
01:13:58sweet
01:13:59you guys brought flowers
01:14:04you
01:14:05oh
01:14:06no
01:14:07no
01:14:09no
01:14:10no
01:14:11no
01:14:12no
01:14:12no
01:14:13no
01:14:14no
01:14:14ah
01:14:15free
01:14:17don don't
01:14:22no
01:14:22no
01:14:22no
01:14:24no
01:14:24enough. What? How did you do this? Lassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit
01:14:38roast. What the hell happened? Why am I tied up? Because the real police are on their way and I
01:14:43want to make their job easier on them. Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound. I'm sure
01:14:48you'll go on to live many years in prison. Why would I go to prison? You're the thief. You're
01:14:54stealing from me. It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest
01:15:00drug ring in the United States. Not even your billions can get you out of this. Because
01:15:05who the hell are you? I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:15:29You did it, Eric. Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency. Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:35and put those kids through college. We did it.
01:15:44And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows. And the library. We get
01:15:53brand new books every day. Thank you. I still can't understand how you found the money to pay
01:15:58off all those loans. You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Mommy, Daddy, let's get ice cream
01:16:08for the show. Yeah, ice cream. You read my mind. You're like a little magician. Okay, I guess
01:16:14we'll see you nicely. Always looking forward to it. Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:24Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:31The one, the only, mistress of magic herself.
01:16:41Charity Angier.
01:16:51Charity Angier.
01:16:51Charity Angier.
01:16:52Charity Angier.
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01:16:59Charity Angier.
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01:17:06Charity Angier.
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01:17:11You