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00:00and certainly it began normally enough she put away the groceries per his
00:06instructions she hung his dry cleaning exactly as he had requested she folded
00:14the towels just as he had taught her it was just before noon
00:22mama loves your baby does the baby love mama when something inside Alma broke
00:29and she decided it was time to fly away of course she knew better than to say this to her
00:37husband
00:38he thought Alma was happy and Orson Hodge did not like to be contradicted
00:45so she waited till he left for work and then
01:08baby you gotta come down now mama's in a hurry
01:14if you don't get back in her cage right now I'm gonna have to leave you behind please
01:39the next day Carolyn Bixby stopped by and like most nosy neighbors she knew you learned more if you didn't
01:47knock
01:48Alma are you home
01:55Carolyn
01:56I'm just looking for Alma we had a coffee date this morning she never showed
02:01uh Alma left yesterday
02:04left
02:06we had a bit of a row
02:08Harvey and I thought we heard some raised voices
02:11so where'd she go
02:13don't know
02:14I wouldn't worry about it I'm sure she's fine
02:17Orson no
02:21Orson no
02:28so if I hear from Alma
02:30I'll let her know that you dropped by
02:43yes Orson Hodge was a man who did not like to be contradicted
02:50by anyone
02:59it doesn't rain very often in the town of fairview but when it does it pours
03:07it was on just such a day that brie van de camp went on her first date with her new
03:13friend orson hodge a date that ended with a kiss in the rain
03:19this occurred just as Gabrielle Solis was conferring with her new divorce lawyer and describing in vivid detail her husband's
03:27affair with their maid who also happened to be their surrogate
03:35meanwhile
03:36Lynette Scava was busy meeting her husband's illegitimate daughter
03:42while resisting the urge to strangle the girl's mother
03:48this happened just after Susan Meyer learned Mike Delfino had been badly injured in a hit-and-run accident
03:55and was now in a coma at Fairview Memorial Hospital
04:00at that same moment Edie Britt was putting up a for sale sign on the lawn of the house where
04:06I once lived
04:08Edie had also planned to spruce up the property by washing down the driveway
04:13but she was pleased to see the rain had already taken care of that
04:19this is what rainy days are good for
04:22they make everything clean again
04:24which is necessary on a street like Wisteria Lane
04:29where everything can get so messy
04:51welcome
04:52welcome
04:52oh
04:54don't worry about the water
04:55the floors are laminated
04:57here's a flyer
04:58and then the police found her separate fingers in the garage
05:01oh no
05:02and they never found Felicia's body
05:04I wouldn't be surprised if someday you opened a cabinet
05:06hello
05:08Karen dear
05:08have you seen the marble backsplash?
05:11oh I just must show it to you
05:12excuse us
05:14what are you trying to do to me you backstabbing cow?
05:16they asked why the owner was selling
05:18I told him that Paul Young was in jail
05:20they asked why
05:21the conversation has a flow
05:24well knock it off
05:25I've been trying to unload this house of horrors for months now
05:27and you are not helping
05:29those are for potential flyers
05:32with an old mooch
05:33good luck trying to find one of those
05:35maybe I'll have an easier time with the Apple White House
05:37or that rec room in the basement
05:38get out
05:40get out
05:41get out
05:41get out
05:42get out
05:43Petey
05:44uh do you have a moment please?
05:46yes
05:46yes
05:47yes
05:47yes
05:52settle down
05:53come on
05:55Kayla ready yet?
05:56just a sec
05:57honey
05:57thank you for this
05:58I know
05:59it's a little weird
06:00I mean
06:00to send out a family Christmas photo
06:02with your husband's love child
06:03but it means a lot to her to feel included
06:05no problem
06:06she's a great little girl
06:08alright
06:09let's do this
06:10I'm just going to
06:11um
06:12check the focus
06:16Nora
06:18Lynette
06:18uh huh
06:19what are you doing there?
06:22well it's a family photo, right?
06:26Tom, could I, could I, could I
06:27check your tie again?
06:31she sat down so quickly
06:32didn't know what to say
06:32how about you're in the frame, bitch
06:34move
06:36Lynette
06:36no, I am sorry
06:38how much of her crap
06:39do I have to put up with?
06:40first it's little drop-bys
06:41then she's inviting herself to dinner
06:43three times a week
06:44now she wants to be in our Christmas photo
06:45I'm sorry
06:46no, that's not happening
06:47hey, guys
06:48don't fight
06:49it's the holidays
06:52Nora
06:54this is just for our family
06:56I would prefer if you weren't in it
07:01oh
07:04okay
07:07Kayla, honey, we gotta go
07:08they're kicking us out
07:11we didn't say that Kayla couldn't be in the photo
07:13yeah, well you know what
07:14if I'm not your family
07:16then she's not your family
07:20it's okay
07:21I don't have to be in the picture
07:26fine
07:27fine
07:28no, absolutely fine
07:29put crazy at the end
07:31and we can crumper out later
07:32fair enough
07:32fair enough
07:33hey, everything's okay
07:34it's okay
07:34come on, guys
07:35come on back
07:37thank you, Lynette
07:38that's the Christmas spirit
07:40that I was looking for
07:43ten seconds
07:44I think this is a little stiff
07:51I have a really fun idea
08:02where are my crackers
08:04we're out
08:05but I got you a pickle
08:07pickles and soup
08:09who eats that?
08:10you know, that's all I got
08:12ever heard of a stall
08:19you did not just do that
08:21I hate pickles
08:22pick it up
08:23doctors say I only get out of bed to pee
08:26better for baby
08:28remember?
08:35don't go
08:38I need you to rub my feet
08:40that's all
08:41and doctor said
08:42oh, cut it out, Xiaomei
08:43the doctor didn't say anything
08:44about rubbing your chubby stumps
08:46rub them yourself
08:48you treat me like dirt
08:51would you rather
08:52go live with Mr. Solis
08:54in a dingy one-bedroom apartment
08:56with no air conditioning
08:57and no cable?
08:58huh?
09:00no
09:00I didn't think so
09:03you are meanest person I know
09:05I am the meanest person
09:07you've been in this country a year
09:08modify your nouns, damn it
09:10what a bitch
09:17I can't wait for you to pop out that baby
09:19because when you do
09:21I am putting you on the first plane
09:22back to Shanghai
09:23and you're gonna be on all fours
09:25in a rice paddy
09:25before the epidural wears off
09:29but you promised to get me
09:30apartment in Chinatown
09:31so I can work for my friend
09:33in restaurant
09:34start a new life
09:36tell it to my Chinese friend
09:37sue me
09:48you know we do have people here
09:49in the hospital who can do that
09:50but I like doing it
09:52I think Mike would want me to
09:53oops
09:54oh
10:02so have you got the results
10:02of his latest MRI hit?
10:04I'm afraid there was no change
10:05oh
10:07well how long until you can do another one?
10:09I don't want to tell you
10:10not to be optimistic
10:11but
10:11look I know it's been six months
10:13but he could still come out of it
10:14right?
10:14I saw on the news
10:15there was this woman in Peru
10:16she woke up after ten years
10:18there's a reason that made the news
10:20you might think I'm naive
10:21but I know he's coming back to me
10:23Susan
10:24don't say it
10:25you just keep doing your job
10:26and I'll keep doing it
10:28oops
10:40that risotto
10:41was perfect
10:44just like you
10:46listen I hope you saved room for dessert
10:48I got us something special
10:50from a wonderful little bakery downtown
10:52oh
10:56that is so adorable
10:58but I don't think I could eat another bite
10:59here
11:00let me take half
11:06what do you say Brie?
11:08will you marry me?
11:13this is a little sudden isn't it?
11:16we've only known each other six months
11:17but I've loved you every minute of it
11:22but if you don't share my feelings
11:24no
11:24no
11:26I do
11:27it's just that
11:28I can't help being cautious
11:30since
11:31Rex
11:32I haven't been exactly lucky in love
11:34I used to feel the same way
11:36when Alma left me
11:37I was shattered
11:38but I realize now
11:39it was the luckiest day of my life
11:40because it meant
11:41but I was free when I met you
11:45luck can change Brie
11:48let me change yours
11:54yes
11:56yes
11:57yes I will marry you for some
12:26Iain Hainsworth had been miserable
12:30ever since a tragic horseback riding accident
12:33had left his wife Jane in a coma
12:37for the next three years
12:39he shied away from all social contact
12:41because he wanted to be alone with his grief
12:46then one day he met Susan Meyer
12:50who because of her own tragedy
12:53was just as miserable as he was
12:59and a friendship slowly blossomed
13:02because as everyone knows
13:04misery loves company
13:06and Iain was loving this company
13:11more and more every day
13:19one, two, three
13:21oh, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, oh, itch, itch, itch
13:24did the nurses know you do this?
13:26oh, hey
13:27you weren't supposed to see that
13:28well, clearly
13:29you can buy my silence
13:30if you'll have coffee with me
13:32oh, I would love to
13:34but I think I'm in a rush here
13:35I'm supposed to meet my girlfriends
13:36for lunch at one
13:37is it one yet?
13:38well, you tell me
13:38I notice you're always rushing into the hall
13:40to check the time
13:41so I, um
13:42well, I bought you this
13:44oh
13:45wow
13:47um, I, I, I can't accept this
13:50this is too extravagant
13:51oh, no, it's nothing
13:51there's a guy in the sidewalk
13:52had a bunch of them
13:53lay down in a blanket
13:54if you look closely
13:55it says Folex
13:58still, I
13:59please
13:59it would make me so happy
14:00if you took it
14:03well, in that case
14:05thank you for my cheap knockoff
14:07oh, my God
14:08I'm late
14:16hi, hi, hi, hi
14:24hi
14:24I'm so sorry
14:25I'm late
14:25no, that's fine
14:27wow
14:28white clubs
14:29what, are we having
14:29luncheon in the 1880s?
14:31ah
14:31well, it's a very elegant club
14:33you know, Orson's been a member here
14:34for years
14:35it'll be even nicer
14:36when they finish the construction
14:37so you were very mysterious
14:38on the phone
14:39why did you want to have lunch?
14:41well, um
14:41I wanted to invite you
14:42to a dinner
14:43that Orson and I
14:43are having this Saturday
14:44so you asked us
14:46to a meal
14:46to announce another meal?
14:48that's so
14:48free of you
14:50what's the occasion?
14:52oh, um
14:52no occasion
14:53just a little
14:53get together
14:55what are you being so coy about?
14:56I'm not being coy
14:58she said coyly
15:00if you don't tell us
15:01we're not coming
15:03oh, all right
15:05I wanted to wait
15:06and make a proper announcement
15:08but
15:10Orson and I are engaged
15:12oh my gosh
15:13oh, let me see
15:14wow
15:14you move fast
15:16I know it's quick
15:17but it just feels so right
15:19Orson is
15:20just the most
15:21warm
15:22wonderful
15:23generous man
15:24oh, generous
15:26that means he's good in the sack
15:28actually
15:28uh, no
15:29we haven't had sex yet
15:31we're waiting until
15:31we get married
15:39oh my god
15:40you're serious?
15:42no sex at all?
15:44not even
15:44whatever you're alluding to
15:46no
15:47but
15:47but you're gonna get married
15:49you wouldn't buy a car
15:50without
15:51at least taking it
15:52for a little test drive
15:53it's not like
15:54you've never slept
15:55with a guy
15:55you weren't married to
15:56true
15:57I have in the past
15:58given myself away too freely
15:59how charming of you
16:00to bring that up
16:01while I'm announcing
16:01my engagement
16:02but I like to think
16:03that I have learned
16:04from my mistakes
16:05so
16:05the dinner is at 8 o'clock
16:07and when we make
16:07the announcement
16:08please
16:08everybody look surprised
16:11no, don't worry
16:12I'm just gonna replay
16:12the look I had
16:13when I found out
16:13you hadn't banged him yet
16:23very sexy mama
16:25that's cute
16:26so you invited Kayla
16:27to Parker's birthday party
16:28right?
16:29of course
16:30and
16:30and
16:32what did you tell Nora?
16:33I told her
16:34that we were picking up Kayla
16:35for a quiet afternoon
16:36at home
16:38you lied?
16:38yeah, you're damn straight
16:39I lied
16:40I will not have that lunatic
16:41ruining one more
16:42family gathering
16:43but Kayla's gonna
16:44you know
16:44tell Nora
16:45that we had a party
16:46and I'm just afraid
16:46that Nora's gonna
16:47blow a gasket
16:52what?
16:53so what are you saying
16:54you're more afraid
16:54of Nora
16:55than you are of me?
16:56is that what you think
16:57I meant?
16:58because that's still not
16:58what I meant
17:01you scared the hell
17:02out of me baby
17:03thank you
17:09the coffee machine
17:10was broken
17:10so I got us
17:11a couple of smoothies
17:12they had strawberry
17:12and strawberry
17:13well I hate
17:14strawberries
17:15so give me the strawberry
17:22hi Jane
17:22nothing
17:23nothing against smoothies
17:24but I wouldn't mind
17:25having some real food
17:26sometime
17:27maybe we could go
17:28to a restaurant
17:28you mean like
17:29outside the hospital?
17:31yeah you know
17:31like a date
17:32a date?
17:34yeah
17:35there's a lovely
17:36little bistro
17:36down the street
17:37that's not
17:38really
17:40well that sounds
17:41just
17:42that sounds great
17:45I mean I hope
17:46that's okay
17:47yeah
17:53so I was
17:54I was thinking
17:54about how that
17:55sounded just
17:56the date thing
17:57really sprang it
17:59on you
17:59out of nowhere
18:00yes you did
18:07Jane look cold
18:10oh
18:10thanks
18:13look
18:13we're um
18:14we're both
18:15in difficult situations
18:16I've been in mine
18:17a lot longer
18:18than you have
18:18so if you're
18:19not ready
18:20I understand
18:21if you ever
18:22should be
18:22let me know
18:25all right
18:27well I am
18:28really hungry
18:29well then
18:30let's um
18:31let's go to the
18:31blood bank
18:32and swipe
18:32some sugar cookies
18:38you might want
18:39to give Jane
18:39that sponge bath
18:40because she had
18:40a little
18:41accident
18:54hello
18:55hey Lynette
18:55it's me
18:56hey mom
19:01are you having a party?
19:03shh shh
19:04quiet
19:05no
19:06yeah no no
19:07of course not
19:07in fact
19:08we're just
19:09having a
19:10quiet afternoon
19:11at home
19:12um
19:12the kids are
19:13so bored
19:14Tom and I
19:14were thinking
19:15of taking them
19:15out for ice cream
19:16well would you
19:17tell Kayla
19:18that mommy
19:18called
19:19to check on her
19:20oh I will
19:21I will
19:21and I'll see you
19:22tonight
19:22okay
19:23bye
19:26you think
19:27she bought it?
19:28no I think
19:28she'll be over
19:29here in 10 minutes
19:31okay let's move
19:33let's move
19:33I've got 10 bucks
19:34here for the kid
19:35who can carry
19:35the most stuff
19:36okay
19:38hey Gabby
19:39it's Lynette
19:40got a little
19:40emergency here
19:41is that okay
19:42if we use
19:42your back yard
19:44great great
19:46and we take
19:47complete responsibility
19:48for whatever
19:49Tony does
19:50hope you get
19:51this message soon
19:53oh
19:56my only concern
19:57would be the
19:58neighborhood
19:58we really need
19:59a quiet place
20:00for our retirement
20:01oh are you kidding
20:03there's no place
20:04in Fairview
20:04that's more peaceful
20:11let me show you
20:13the media room
20:14okay
20:15go ahead
20:16out the balloons
20:17good
20:17all right
20:19okay
20:20all right
20:20that's it
20:21here I'll be soon
20:23where's the cake
20:25oh
20:31youhoo
20:33anybody home
20:39hello
20:40hey Nora
20:41wow
20:42we weren't expecting
20:43you until
20:44seven
20:45so where's Kayla
20:46I thought I told you
20:47Tom took the kids
20:48to the movies
20:51you said ice cream
20:53uh-huh
20:54after the movies
20:55movies then ice cream
20:57in American tradition
20:59so is something wrong
21:05to be honest
21:06I thought that you
21:06were lying
21:07and having a party
21:08oh
21:08I guess I was wrong
21:10oh
21:10apology accepted
21:12want me to walk
21:13you to your car
21:19where did everybody go
21:21where did everybody go
21:23Laura look
21:24I am sorry
21:25I lied
21:26you know
21:26you gave me
21:27no choice
21:27it's
21:28Lynette
21:28I want
21:29my daughter
21:30where's
21:31the damn
21:32party
21:33no
21:33I'm not telling
21:34where's the party
21:49no
21:49no
21:50no
21:50you want in
21:51you're gonna have to
21:52go through me
21:52I want my kid
21:53Lynette
21:55Kayla
21:55Kayla
21:56come out here
21:57now
21:58what is going on
21:59well
22:00first you have a party
22:01and you don't invite me
22:02and then you lie about it
22:04so now
22:05we're leaving
22:07wait a minute
22:08hold on
22:08hold on
22:09hold on
22:09hold on
22:09Kayla
22:11I'm sorry
22:13we're sorry
22:14we shouldn't have done that
22:16but look
22:16Kayla is having such a good time
22:18why don't we all just come on in
22:19and have some cake
22:20and we can just
22:20Lynette
22:21Lynette
22:21we can just
22:22have fun
22:23could you excuse me for one second
22:25Lynette
22:27okay
22:28okay
22:29I know
22:29but what else could I do
22:30I'm just thinking of Kayla
22:31I know you are Tom
22:33and I know you love her
22:34why else do you think I'm willing
22:36to put up with all this
22:37for six months
22:38why do you think I'm willing
22:39to say to my college roommates
22:39yes
22:40that's my husband's love child
22:41and her mother
22:42in our Christmas picture
22:43because I am your wife
22:46you always come first with me
22:50do I still come first with you?
23:00I guess I'll see you later Nora
23:01well
23:02I'm taking Kayla
23:04well
23:05that's a shame
23:06I've got to go hoist a pinata
23:09mommy
23:10they have a pinata
23:20fine
23:22I'll be back at seven
23:23but there had
23:24better be a corner piece of cake
23:26waiting for me
23:30come on Kayla
23:30go have some
23:40thank you for that
23:42sure
23:43I'll be back in 20 minutes
23:45can I go buy a pinata?
23:47sure am
23:54come on out
23:56I have your lunch
24:00shall me
24:00your favorite soap is on
24:02there's a doctor fondling a patient
24:05at the operating table
24:06you're missing it
24:08shall me
24:12shall me
24:27hey
24:27quick question
24:28have you for any chance
24:30seen shall me
24:32I can't believe you lost our baby
24:34not lose our baby
24:36stop saying that
24:36I know exactly where it is
24:38inside some crazy Chinese woman
24:40who also stole half a chicken
24:41from my fridge
24:43I can't believe you
24:44I can't believe you
24:46I can't believe you
24:48I can't believe you
24:50hi
24:51me
24:51Wang
24:51right
24:52remember me
24:53Xiaomei lives with me
24:55you came over
24:55we had lunch
24:56you've got some nerve
24:56showing your face here
24:57get up
24:59whoa whoa whoa
24:59what happened to that
25:01famous Chinese hospitality
25:03Xiaomei called me
25:04she said you threatened
25:04to send her back to China
25:06to work as a slave
25:07in a rice paddy
25:10I
25:10I may have mentioned
25:12Russian deportation
25:12but I didn't think
25:13she'd take it personally
25:15are you crazy
25:15it was banter
25:17I mean
25:18has this country
25:19come to the point
25:19where you can't joke
25:20with the help
25:22you treat Xiaomei like dirt
25:23she's just a poor
25:24innocent girl
25:25trying to live
25:25the American dream
25:26just like your ancestors
25:29oh don't give me
25:30that we are the world
25:31crap
25:31that woman's uterus
25:32is harboring
25:33a stolen baby
25:34so if you know
25:34where she is
25:35you better start talking
25:36or else I'm going to
25:37get the health department
25:37down here
25:38and take a closer look
25:38at what you're serving
25:39as mooshu pork
25:46boy those people
25:47just don't have
25:47a sense of humor
25:48do they
25:50I'm telling you
25:50at this number
25:51it's not going to last long
25:52well we like the neighborhood
25:54but we've heard
25:54that some odd things
25:55have gone on
25:56with this house
25:57complete fabrication
25:58malicious lies
25:59spread by jealous competitors
26:01now you've got to
26:01check out the storage
26:03you're not going to believe
26:03what you put in here
26:09and now the media room
26:12wow we certainly
26:13devoured that ice cream
26:15can I get you
26:16anything else
26:16you tell me
26:18hmm
26:19or soon
26:20hmm
26:22hmm
26:23hmm
26:23I thought we
26:25hmm
26:26or soon
26:26hmm
26:27I just assumed
26:28now that we're engaged
26:29does that change
26:30our core values
26:31no
26:33but when I saw you
26:34standing in front of the freezer
26:35in a clingy silk dress
26:36let's just say
26:37well
26:37I thought we agreed
26:40we wanted our wedding night
26:41to be perfect
26:42yes
26:43actors want opening night
26:44to be perfect
26:45that's why they rehearse
26:46hmm
26:46it'll be better this way
26:50now
26:50can I get you
26:51some more ice cream
26:54not in that dress
27:09hi
27:18so I need to ask you something
27:22Ian
27:22you know
27:23from across the hall
27:25you met him
27:28anyway
27:30he sort of
27:31asked me out
27:33on a date
27:36I know you're thrown
27:37I was thrown too
27:39but he's really nice
27:41and
27:44I could sort of
27:45use someone to talk to
27:50who also talks back
27:57the thing is
28:00I'm sort of lonely
28:03and the past six months
28:04have been really hard on me
28:08so what I need is
28:12I need to know
28:13if it's okay with you
28:14if I go out with him
28:19because if it's not
28:20I won't
28:22in fact I'd like
28:22nothing better than
28:23for you to just
28:24wake up right now
28:24and tell me
28:25not to go out with him
28:26just wake up
28:27and tell me
28:29wake up
28:30please
28:42I'll see you tomorrow
28:46I love you
28:56it is really just
28:57dinner
29:10I'm just dropping off
29:11Carlos
29:12and then I'll be by
29:12to pick her up
29:13okay thanks Edie
29:17Chamea's fine
29:19crisis averted
29:20no harm
29:20no foul
29:21how can you say that
29:22you endangered the life
29:23of our baby today
29:24don't you dare give me
29:25that attitude
29:26you have no idea
29:27what I've been going through
29:28these past six months
29:28here we go
29:29I have had to wait
29:30hand and foot
29:31on your mistress
29:33I mean imagine
29:33if the day after you
29:34found out about
29:35John Rowland
29:35you had to make his lunch
29:37and rub his feet
29:38yeah well John Rowland
29:38wasn't carrying our kid
29:39forgive me for being
29:40concerned about our surrogate
29:43Chamea is going to be fine
29:45once that baby comes
29:47her slate is wiped clean
29:48she's going to walk away
29:49go off and live
29:50her American dream
29:51me?
29:52I'm going to be stuck
29:53a single mother
29:54raising a child alone
29:56haggling with lawyers
29:57on who gets the kid
29:57at Christmas
30:01my American dream
30:02is officially dead
30:06I'm sorry
30:09thank you
30:11just so you know
30:12my dream is
30:13okay so we will
30:22see you Saturday
30:22and please pretend
30:24to be surprised
30:26bye
30:28told someone else
30:29breathe
30:30I thought the whole point
30:31of the party
30:31was to announce our engagement
30:33I just can't help it
30:34I like telling people
30:36it makes me feel
30:38I don't know
30:38it makes me feel
30:39like I'm starting over
30:41feels good
30:42feels good to me too
30:43no hands
30:46see
30:52you don't have to
30:53wash those
30:54I already did them
30:55oh I found some streaks
30:57so I'm wiping them down
30:59with undiluted red wine vinegar
31:02I've never heard that
31:03oh sure
31:04for tougher spots
31:06I use a 50-50 mix
31:08of denatured alcohol
31:09and water
31:12remember those really
31:14intractable stains
31:15I mean
31:15we're talking
31:16shower doors
31:18I wipe on lacquer thinner
31:19with a towel
31:26breathe
31:52excuse me
31:54did you lose something
31:56no
31:57I just thought
31:58for you
32:01oh
32:02um
32:02I don't do that
32:04why not
32:05I'm a republican
32:07I'm a libertarian
32:08I believe in minimizing
32:10the role of the state
32:10and maximizing individual rights
32:12but Orson
32:15trust me
32:15I know what I'm doing
32:18I don't do that
32:21I don't do that
32:34oh no
32:35what
32:36you didn't just crack that veneer again
32:38did you
32:38I have to go
32:40go
32:42go where
32:44and then it was like
32:45something inside
32:46ruptured
32:47well not so much a rupture
32:48as a spasm
32:50waves of this
32:51hot
32:52clutching
32:52I think I might have had
32:54a small stroke
32:55how severe were the pains
32:57well
32:57that's the odd thing
32:58I mean there was no pain
32:59per se
33:00in fact
33:00it wasn't entirely unpleasant
33:03what were you doing
33:04at the time
33:06I was uh
33:08with my fiance
33:08we were
33:09lying down
33:11resting
33:12I'm gonna take
33:13a wild swing here
33:14were you having sex
33:17sort of
33:18Miss Vanderkamp
33:20I think you may have
33:21had an orgasm
33:23no no no
33:23I've had orgasms before
33:25how would you describe them
33:26oh you know
33:27that warm sensation
33:28that tingling feeling
33:30of relief
33:30when it's over
33:31no
33:31no no
33:32this was much
33:33better
33:33yes
33:35that's cause it was
33:36an orgasm
33:39oh
33:42well
33:43it's dark
34:00you
34:02Give me a hand for me.
34:03Can you go?
34:05Oh, that's pretty good.
34:10Oh, my goodness.
34:19Hi, can I help you?
34:21Are you Bree Vandecamp?
34:23Yes, and you are?
34:24Carolyn Bigsby.
34:26I was Orson's neighbor.
34:28Oh, well, come on in.
34:29Let's dry you off and get you a drink.
34:33I didn't come here to celebrate.
34:36Carolyn.
34:38Engaged again.
34:39That was quick work.
34:42Does she know you killed your wife?
34:47My wife left me.
34:50And no one ever heard from her again.
34:52Not me, not her family.
34:54Just dropped off the face of the earth.
35:01Morrison, what is she talking about?
35:02Couldn't tell you that part, did he?
35:04All right, Carolyn, you've made your little suit.
35:06You keep your hands off me.
35:09Don't let him fool you.
35:10Get away from him now while you can.
35:16Please leave my house.
35:19I'd be a fool.
35:20Marry him.
35:22Just don't be surprised when you go missing, too.
35:42I'm sorry you had to endure that.
35:49Your wife disappeared?
35:54I tried to find her.
35:56Her family claimed not to have heard from her.
36:00Personally, I think she was just trying to punish me.
36:05So, are you still married?
36:08No.
36:08I was granted a divorce on grounds of abandonment.
36:14Brie.
36:16You can't possibly think that...
36:19No, of course not.
36:24I love you.
36:26And I love you.
36:32Of course.
36:34My hand.
36:49I don't want to answer.
36:50I'm sure he's been a friend.
37:00The buffet is open.
37:03Brie.
37:29Every storm brings with it hope
37:32That somehow by morning
37:34Everything will be
37:37Those troubling stains will have disappeared
37:41Like the doubts over his innocence
37:47Or the consequence of his mistake
37:55Like the scars of his betrayal
38:03Or the memory of his kiss
38:10So we wait for the storm to pass
38:13Hoping for the best
38:19Even though we know in our hearts
38:24Some stains are so indelible
38:28Nothing can wash them away
38:31May the stress by the poor
38:33Bye.
38:34Bye.
38:35Bye.
38:39Bye.