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00:01It's a fact of life in every neighborhood. People move in and people move out.
00:07Although very few of them pack up and leave at 2 o'clock in the morning.
00:13But it wasn't the first time that Betty Applewhite had tried to leave in the middle of the night.
00:18It had happened once before.
00:21In Chicago.
00:24The same night one of her sons tried to break up with his girlfriend.
00:29A young woman named Melanie Foster.
00:33Are you kidding? You cannot dump me. I do not get dumped.
00:37If anyone is getting dumped here, it's you.
00:38However you want to spend it, it's fine, okay? I just want out. I just want out.
00:43Okay, Matthew, maybe I am a bitch sometimes, but there are advantages to dating someone like me.
00:49And I know that you know what I'm talking about.
00:52Melanie, my mother is in the other room. Are you crazy?
00:57Clearly, we can't have a serious discussion here.
01:00Why don't you meet me at the lumberyard at 9?
01:03Melanie, it's over.
01:05Well, even more reason for you to show up.
01:08No one can say goodbye better than I do.
01:33Well, it's about time.
01:38Caleb, what are you doing here? Where's Matthew?
01:40I got here first. I know a shortcut.
01:44Does Matthew know that you're here?
01:46No. He doesn't want to be with you anymore.
01:51What does that have to do with you?
01:53See, I thought maybe I could be your boyfriend now.
01:59What?
02:02I love you.
02:04Oh God, please tell me someone put you up to this, no?
02:08Because if you're serious, it's too pathetic.
02:13What the hell are you doing?
02:18Get off of me!
02:31Melanie!
02:40I don't know.
03:04Yes. A year had come and gone since the Applewhites had left Chicago.
03:09And Betty thought they could again slip away in the middle of the night.
03:14What's the move? How's Maddie going to find us?
03:18Caleb, I think...
03:19It's just going to be you and me from now on.
03:25Put your hands! Put your hands up!
03:27But as she soon discovered, it's not that easy to slip away in the suburbs.
03:34Because in suburbia, once the neighbors hear you're going, they all insist on showing up to say goodbye.
03:51Everyone must choose the road they will take in life.
03:55And for a special few, that road would lead to Wisteria Lane.
04:00They all arrive the exact same way.
04:05Driving up in their overloaded trucks.
04:09Bringing with them their expensive antiques and ordinary dreams.
04:16I remember the first moment I saw each of them.
04:21I met Susan Meyer the day she moved to Wisteria Lane.
04:25Okay. Break time's over.
04:27She seemed so delightfully confident, I couldn't help but feel intimidated.
04:37That feeling quickly passed.
04:40Oh, help!
04:41Can anybody hear me?
04:43Julie?
04:45I need you to try to unlock the door.
04:47Oh, what am I saying?
04:48She's too...
04:48Okay.
04:49I need you to unbuckle yourself and try to find a neighbor.
04:54But don't cross the street.
04:56Just tell the neighbor that your mommy's stuck in a big truck.
05:00Oh, yes!
05:01Oh, my God!
05:01I have a genius baby!
05:04Oh, hi.
05:05Hi.
05:06I have a normal baby.
05:08I'm Mary Alice.
05:09I live across the street.
05:11Susan Meyer, thank you so much.
05:13If my husband had had to rescue me, oh, I just...
05:16I would have never heard the end of it.
05:18He thinks I'm a total klutz.
05:19Oh, please.
05:19That's what neighbors are for.
05:21Well, welcome to Wisteria Lane.
05:24When you're finished unpacking, why don't you come over for a cup of coffee?
05:28Oh, wow.
05:30I have a neighbor who just asked me over for coffee.
05:35I'm sorry.
05:35You must think I'm a lunatic.
05:37No, no, no, I don't.
05:38I think you're charming.
05:40And your baby looks like a genius to me.
05:42Oh, she is.
05:44And we're going to be so happy here.
05:47Look at your new home.
05:53You're not going to walk me into a wall, are you?
05:55Of course not.
05:56But when you see it for the first time, I want you to get the whole impact.
06:01Ta-da!
06:04Okay, now I know it's a little more cramped than we're used to, but we can't stay at Bree's
06:07forever.
06:08She's going to be coming back from that spa vacation soon.
06:10Besides, it's going to be fun.
06:11Why are you doing this to me?
06:13I get good grades.
06:14I don't do drugs.
06:15I've never come home pregnant.
06:16Honey, I'm trying my hardest to stand on my own two feet.
06:20I've got six book proposals in the works.
06:23I'm going to try to supervise the rebuilding of this house, but you know, I can't do it
06:27without your support.
06:28And I want you to be proud of me.
06:34Fine.
06:35Let's take a look inside.
06:37Oh, that's my girl.
06:40So, is there anything you should prepare me for?
06:42No, no.
06:43It's all good.
06:45But you should know that your bed doubles as the dining table and the toilet's in the
06:48shower.
06:52Honey, look.
06:53I bought us matching golf outfits for our lessons tomorrow.
06:55Yeah, about that I can't go.
06:57I've got to pick up trash on the freeway.
06:59I'm sorry?
06:59I have to do my community service.
07:01It's part of my parole, remember?
07:03Oh, okay.
07:04Well, we'll just call the country club and cancel our lessons.
07:07No, no, no.
07:08I mean, I'm paid already.
07:09Might as well go without me.
07:10I don't want to go alone.
07:11It was your idea in the first place.
07:12And I'd love to be there with you, too, if I didn't have to scrape slushies and condoms
07:16off Route 57.
07:16Look, what's the big deal?
07:17Just go take this stupid lesson.
07:19Fine, if you feel that way about it.
07:21I'm sorry.
07:22All right, I'm just a little on edge today.
07:25Oh, would you look at this crap?
07:26He has been doing that all day.
07:34Ralph has a little crush, so?
07:35So can't I get a gardener who isn't trying to sleep with someone in my house?
07:39You pay six bucks an hour.
07:41It's all about the perks, honey.
07:49Susan, have you talked to one of...
07:50Um, no.
07:52Have you tried herself?
07:54Yeah, she isn't picking up.
07:55Do you know where she is?
07:56Um, no, I'm sorry.
07:58Susan, I think you do.
08:00I really don't, Tom.
08:03Is everything okay?
08:05Yeah.
08:05Yeah, we just had a fight.
08:07Listen, if you talk to her, would you please ask her to call me?
08:21Hello?
08:23He was just here.
08:26I think you should call him.
08:28I can't.
08:30I can't.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:31I just can't.
08:32Mom!
08:33Yeah, hang on.
08:34I'll call you later.
08:35Okay, bye.
08:36Yeah.
08:38Where's Daddy coming?
08:39I want to show him I died.
08:41He's not coming, sweetheart.
08:45But you could show me.
08:56You have to talk to Noah.
08:58But he creeps me out.
08:59Who cares?
08:59This is my life we're talking about.
09:02I need a big-time lawyer in my corner, and where else are we going to get that kind of
09:04money?
09:05No, he's not going to give me a dime if he knows it's for you, but he hates your guts.
09:09Tell him it's for you.
09:10Tell him you want a car.
09:11Tell him you're ready for him to buy your love.
09:13Trust me.
09:14Dying men are nothing if not sentimental.
09:16Why do you need so much, anyway?
09:19I thought only guilty men needed extensive lawyers.
09:22Felicia has obviously been planning this for months.
09:24Who knows what other kind of evidence she's planted?
09:27With my luck, they'll open up the Martha Hooper murder again, trying to nail me with some
09:30DNA.
09:33You swore to me that you had nothing to do with that.
09:36I didn't.
09:38Look, why are we arguing?
09:39I'm your father.
09:41Do what I'm telling you to do.
09:44You're not my real father.
09:48You're ungrateful.
09:49I rescue you from that miserable junkie.
09:51I give you a home, a life worth living, and now you're making me beg for one lousy little
09:55favor?
09:59I need the money, Zach.
10:01If you won't do it for me, at least do it for your mother.
10:07After all, she killed herself trying to protect you.
10:24I met Brie Vandecamp the first day she moved to Wisteria Lane.
10:28There are certain people who, when you meet them, can't help but make a delightful first
10:33impression.
10:34Hello.
10:34I'm Brie Vandecamp, your new neighbor.
10:36Is this your frog?
10:38Brie was not one of them.
10:40Yes.
10:41Why?
10:41Well, it seems that my son stole it from your yard.
10:45Oh, well, I don't mind.
10:47If he likes it so much, he's welcome to keep it.
10:49Well, don't tell him that.
10:50If he doesn't feel guilty, he'll never learn shame.
10:54Hey, what's going on?
10:55Oh, um, this is our new neighbor.
10:57It seems her son accidentally took my garden fraud.
11:01Please don't make excuses for him.
11:03That is exactly what his father does.
11:05Rex!
11:06Rex!
11:10This is my husband, Rex.
11:12Hi.
11:12We're not weird.
11:13We just seem like we are.
11:15And this is my son.
11:17The criminal.
11:20Go on.
11:22I'm sorry I stole from you.
11:25Just so you know, my mom did teach me right from around.
11:27So my actions should in no way influence your opinion of her as a parent.
11:35Wow.
11:36What's there, anything you'd like to say to my son?
11:38Feel free to be harsh.
11:42No, I'm, I'm good.
11:45Well, now that we've finished with all this unpleasantness, I want to assure you that we
11:49are going to be good neighbors, and I hope in time, great friends.
11:54That sounds lovely.
11:59Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
12:00It was Rex, Andrew, and what was your name again?
12:04Bree?
12:06What?
12:08You're Bree Vandicamp, right?
12:10Do I know you?
12:11Orson Hodge, Susan's dentist friend.
12:15We met after her house burned down.
12:16Oh, I'm so sorry.
12:18I didn't recognize you.
12:19Small world, huh?
12:22Yes, excruciatingly so.
12:23Ah.
12:25What are you doing here?
12:27Well, three or four times a week I visit my friend.
12:31What about you?
12:34Oh, I just thought it'd be a lovely place to take a nice, long rest.
12:39Um, listen, I told my friends that I was, um, I was at a spa, so if you run into
12:43Susan,
12:44I'd...
12:44Your secret is safe.
12:45And seriously, I am not like these other people.
12:49I can tell.
12:51A real lady always stands out in the crowd.
12:54Well, that was very sweet.
12:57Enjoy your rest.
12:58Bree Vandicamp.
13:06Boy, do I feel for you.
13:09Trying to convince your friends you're still normal when you're surrounded by a bunch of loons.
13:14You too?
13:15Oh, please.
13:17Dr. Bargo's out of his way to make me feel like a complete psychopath.
13:20I think he's crazier than the patients, actually.
13:26You know that, um, that woman in the wheelchair?
13:29What's her story?
13:30Yeah, she's a kooky one.
13:32She hasn't spoken a word since she got here.
13:34She just sits there all day long waiting for your friend to come and visit.
13:37He talks to her for hours, but I don't even think she can hear him.
13:40I don't even think she can hear him.
13:50Oh, hi.
13:52You said to stop by for coffee sometime.
13:55I got coffee.
13:57So I can't believe you caught me spraying for ants.
13:59I must look like a wreck.
14:01Actually, you look kind of sexy.
14:04You've got to be kidding.
14:05The way you're taking charge, it's impressive.
14:08They're just ants, and they're tiny.
14:10Of course, they do outnumber me.
14:12No, you said you wanted to handle things yourself, and you're making it happen.
14:15But it's good to see you.
14:17Thanks.
14:19Even if it does mean you're not in the market for a relationship right now.
14:24Oh, did I say that?
14:26You certainly implied it.
14:29Well, sometimes I say things I don't mean.
14:32I blame it on my frequent exposure to ant spray.
14:36What the hell is this?
14:38Carl, what do you want?
14:41I can't believe you're forcing our daughter to live in a house with wheels.
14:44I think we need to talk about this.
14:46It's temporary.
14:47And if you don't mind, I'm having coffee.
14:50Oh, it's okay, Susan.
14:52Sorry, I don't mean to chase you out, buddy, but this is really a family thing.
14:57Oh, no, I understand.
14:59Cool.
15:07I'll call you later.
15:12I'll call you later.
15:24All right, I'll see you out there.
15:26Okay.
15:28Make me something strong.
15:29I have nine more holes with that guy.
15:32Jim, it was just an hour ago that the road crew working here on Route 57 saw a member of
15:37their own killed by oncoming traffic.
15:39The victim was a Hispanic male in his early 40s who for years was a prominent businessman in the area.
15:44Police aren't releasing a name until the next of kin can be notified.
15:48We, of course, will keep you updated on any late-breaking developments as this tragic story unfolds.
15:52Reporting live from Route 57, this is Craig Ciumine.
15:55Back to you.
16:07Mrs. O'Neal, why are you home?
16:13Carlos is dead, shall we?
16:15No, please don't kill him.
16:17No, you don't understand.
16:18He's already dead.
16:20There was an accident.
16:21He's all over the highway.
16:25No.
16:27He in kitchen.
16:37Hey, babe, why are you home so early?
16:40Honey, you're not dead.
16:42Who said I was dead?
16:44The police, they called me.
16:46What are you talking about?
16:47Honey, they didn't know all the details, but a witness said that they saw you run into the carpool lane
16:51to pick up a lawn chair that had fallen off some truck and then a bus hit you right in
16:54front of the road crew.
16:55Why aren't you with the road crew?
16:57I paid Ralph to go in my place.
17:01What?
17:03Carlos, they had your name.
17:06Oh, no.
17:07Oh, no.
17:07Poor Ralph.
17:10Why are you back all sweaty?
17:12I was working on the treadmill.
17:13A bear foot?
17:15For God's sakes, Gabrielle.
17:17Ralph just died and you're worried about my feet?
17:20I mean, what the hell's wrong with you?
17:24Sorry.
17:38You must find that very peaceful.
17:40Why would you assume that?
17:42Because that's all you've been doing for three sessions.
17:45I still don't know anything about you, except that you rake in remarkably straight lines.
17:50Is that what you're doing, asking me all those ridiculous questions about my childhood, trying to get to know me?
17:54Well, here's a clue.
17:55I'm not crazy.
17:56I just have a few issues.
17:58And psychotherapy is how we help you deal with those issues.
18:01What kind of treatment did you think you were going to get?
18:04Honestly, I was hoping that you'd medicate the hell out of me.
18:06You don't need anything stronger than what I've already prescribed for you.
18:09I have aspirin at home that packs more of a punch.
18:11It says here, your husband died, you had a boyfriend who killed himself, and you suffer from alcoholism.
18:19That's a lot of trauma for one year.
18:23What about your kids?
18:26They're fine.
18:28Andrew is backpacking through Europe, and Danielle is away at cheerleading camp.
18:33What's your relationship with them like?
18:37What do you mean?
18:38Are you close?
18:40Do they share things with you?
18:43What do you feel about them?
18:47You know, I really don't have time for this nonsense.
18:50Are you going to give me some serious drugs or not?
18:53No.
18:54Fine.
18:55Then I'm going back to my room.
18:56No, Brie, I can't force you to open up to me.
18:58But I can make it easier for you to focus on your problems.
19:02And how are you going to do that?
19:03I'm going to tell the orderlies to confiscate all your personal items.
19:06I committed myself voluntarily.
19:09When you signed those papers, I became responsible for your well-being.
19:13And I will help you in any way I see fit.
19:15I don't need that much help because I am not like your other patients.
19:19Oh, sure you are.
19:20You just don't know it yet.
19:32Your son confessed to the murder.
19:34We've got it on tape.
19:36My son has the mind of a child, detective.
19:38He confessed to sinking the Titanic.
19:43This letter was sent some months ago to the Chicago police,
19:46saying the person they arrested for the Melanie Foster murder was innocent.
19:49We have a hunch you wrote it.
19:51Really?
19:52I didn't know hunches were considered evidence in a court of law.
19:56They aren't.
20:00But this is.
20:03We found some of the assailant's DNA on this jacket.
20:07Now what we need is a matching sample.
20:10You by any chance recognize the jacket?
20:15It's not chaos.
20:18You can try and deny it, but...
20:21No.
20:23You don't understand.
20:27The jacket belongs to my other son.
20:54And out of nowhere, he just attacked me.
20:57My brother's never been violent.
21:00I'm sure he didn't mean to hurt you.
21:01But he did.
21:06Let me just take you home.
21:12This has been pretty traumatic for me.
21:15I think that you should come over for the next few days so we can talk it out.
21:18We broke up, Mel.
21:19It is not my job to hold your hand.
21:24Well, maybe I shouldn't go home right away.
21:28Maybe I should go to the cops first.
21:30The cops?
21:31I was attacked.
21:33It's my civic duty to report it, don't you think?
21:36Mel, I just told you that Caleb did not mean to do what he did.
21:39Okay?
21:39Melanie, please.
21:41Excuse me.
21:42Mel, you cannot tell anybody about this.
21:44I can't tell who I want.
21:45Get your hands off of me.
21:46We're talking about my brother here.
21:47I think our brother is going to go to jail for the next 10 years, so I say let go!
21:55Hey, Melanie!
21:56What?
21:59You leave my family alone!
22:02Let's go!
22:39We all met Lynette Scavo the day she moved on to Wisteria Lane.
22:43We quickly decided she would be our friend, mostly because we were afraid to have her
22:49as an enemy.
22:50With two of us in there!
22:55Hi.
22:55Hi.
22:56Hi.
22:57We just wanted to come welcome you to the neighborhood.
23:00But we could come back later.
23:03No, wait.
23:03Actually, wait.
23:04This is perfect.
23:04You know why?
23:05Because we need some impartial judges.
23:07Lynette?
23:08Let's suppose your husband begged you to get it.
23:10Begged you, and out of the goodness of your heart, you agreed.
23:12Even though it might derail your career, you agreed to a baby.
23:15A baby.
23:16Singular.
23:16We just met these people.
23:18Then, then you go in for an ultrasound and you hear two heartbeats.
23:21Then, and only then, does your husband tell you that twins run in his family.
23:26I didn't think it was that big a deal.
23:27Your family had eight sets of twins over three generations, not to mention your relatives
23:31in Kentucky with triplets.
23:33Triplets.
23:33So, I ask you, do I not deserve to punish this man severely?
23:38Well, actually, I think that twins are genetically determined by the mother.
23:43What are you, a scientist?
23:45No.
23:46No, I write children's books.
23:48Um, we just came over to introduce ourselves, but we can, um, do that at another time.
23:53No, wait.
23:54Please stay.
23:55It's okay.
23:55We're okay.
23:56We're okay, right?
23:57I don't want to freak out the new neighbors.
24:01I'm sorry that you saw my panic attack.
24:03I won't let it happen again, especially since this is my last pregnancy.
24:08Right.
24:08You're the boss.
24:09I'm just your love slave.
24:11Oh.
24:13Well, don't encourage them.
24:15Honey, clearly our new neighbors consents that you have been gifted with a phenomenal
24:18husband.
24:25Guys, could you come here for a second?
24:27We need to have a serious talk.
24:33Okay, we have had a great vacation, but tomorrow we're going home.
24:40Except we're not going to our home.
24:44We're going to go stay with Grandma.
24:47Is Dad going to be there?
24:50No, Dad is not going to be there, but he, he is going to come and see you guys all
24:55the
24:55time.
24:57We are still going to be a family.
24:59It's just, we won't be living in the same place anymore.
25:07So, are there any questions you want to ask me?
25:15Can we go swimming now?
25:21Yeah!
25:45Mike, what a surprise!
25:47Yeah.
25:48How's it going?
25:49Good, good.
25:50Just came in to get a new battery for my watch.
25:56So, what you doing?
25:58I'm just buying something for my grandma.
26:00It's her 90th birthday.
26:01Here we go.
26:03This will sweep her right off her feet.
26:05It's elegant, and she can build on it for anniversaries.
26:09Lucky grandma.
26:12You dog.
26:13You're going to ask Susan to marry you, aren't you?
26:15I didn't say that.
26:16Man, I'm cool.
26:16As far as I'm concerned, Susan's old news, so.
26:21I don't suppose there's any hope of you keeping your mouth shut about this, is there?
26:25I wanted to surprise her.
26:26Oh, trust me, brother.
26:27She'll be surprised.
26:36Look, I know it's an expensive car, but I need one.
26:41So, can I get the money?
26:44You're a lousy liar, kid.
26:46I read the papers.
26:48I know what happened to your father.
26:51My guess is he's in the market for a fancy lawyer to get him some rich man's justice.
26:57Please.
26:59Paul Young put Deirdre in a box.
27:02My daughter.
27:03Your mother.
27:05So we're clear.
27:07I don't write checks to monsters.
27:10Why can't you just give me the money?
27:13You're dying.
27:14You don't need it.
27:15I do.
27:16Don't cry, Zach.
27:17It pisses me off.
27:18Well, you said all of this was going to be mine, so when do I get it?
27:24Empire's a highfalutin word, but that's what I've built.
27:30Unfortunately, an empire can only be ruled by an iron fist and a strong gut.
27:38I wanted to give it to you, Zach, but I'm starting to have my doubts about you.
27:45So what?
27:47Are you cutting me off?
27:50I don't have any use for weakness.
27:55Get out.
28:13Get out.
28:21Get out.
28:22Get out.
28:24Get out.
28:36What, are you going to kill me?
28:40Prove you're a tough guy?
28:45See, that's why I can't give you the keys to the kingdom, kid.
28:51No balls.
29:08No balls.
29:30We met Gabrielle Solis the day she moved to Wisteria Lane.
29:35We were all excited to get a glimpse of a successful New York model.
29:41Hello?
29:41We saw more than we bargained for.
29:50I'm Mary Alice.
29:51This is Susan, Lynette, and Brie.
29:55Welcome to the neighborhood.
29:56Well, I am Gabrielle Solis.
29:58Would it be better if we came back at another time?
30:01Oh, no, no.
30:03I was just changing out of my sweaty clothes.
30:06I didn't realize moving was such great cardio.
30:09Hey, babe, we haven't tried it in the kitchen yet.
30:15Honey, uh, I think it's time to unpack the pants.
30:18Right.
30:21It's nice to meet you, ladies.
30:25Let me guess, newlyweds?
30:28Four months.
30:29And I've been dressed like this for two of them.
30:33He's insatiable.
30:45Hey, what are you doing?
30:47Trying to have sex with you.
30:49Now?
30:49Babe, it's kind of late.
30:52You don't want to have sex with me?
30:54You always want to have sex with me.
30:56You wanted to have sex with me an hour after your hernia operation.
30:59I'm a little preoccupied.
31:01A good man died today.
31:05Don't take it personally.
31:15Xiaomé said the strangest thing to me.
31:20When I told her you were dead, she said,
31:22Please, don't kill him.
31:26Poor kid.
31:28Oh.
31:29We really need to get her some English lessons.
31:42Julie, what are you doing?
31:44I'm trying to sleep.
31:47Morning, ladies.
31:48Carl!
31:49What are you doing?
31:50I've got a little surprise planned for my girls.
31:53So just sit back and relax.
31:55We'll be there shortly.
31:58We'll be there shortly.
32:00No, no, no, no, no, no.
32:02Turn my house around.
32:05Latte?
32:11How's it right, ladies?
32:17My gift to you.
32:20You bought us a house?
32:21Let's have a look around.
32:22I know there's three bedrooms.
32:23There's a guest house in the back that you could use as a studio.
32:26There's a pool.
32:27A pool?
32:28Really?
32:31What's the catch?
32:32There's no catch.
32:33It's yours, Susie.
32:34Yours and Julie's.
32:36No strings attached.
32:37I can't accept this.
32:38I just, I gotta get out of this mess on my own.
32:41This is not charity.
32:43I owe you.
32:46Consider it payback.
32:49Mom!
32:51There's a pool and a jacuzzi.
32:53At least no one can drive off with it while you're sleeping.
33:01Hey, it's Susan.
33:02Just wanted you to know I let the electrician in your house.
33:04I hope you're having a great time at the spa.
33:09Brie, hi, it's Betty.
33:11I'm sorry to leave this on machine, but the police have evidence that implicates Matthew
33:15in the murder of Melanie Foster.
33:17We have to find them, Brie.
33:18We have to find them and get Danielle back.
33:26You let go of me right now.
33:28Hey, hey!
33:28What's going on here?
33:29I am trying to leave and these morons won't let me.
33:33Do you know that you can be arrested for kidnapping, for detaining someone?
33:35Why do you need to leave?
33:37Because my daughter is in danger.
33:38Something happened at cheerleading camp.
33:40Okay, there's no camp.
33:41That was a fib on my part.
33:42I found out that she ran away with a boy, and the boy is a murderer.
33:46A murderer?
33:47I can tell by your tone that you don't believe me.
33:49Brie, let's talk about this in my office.
33:52I don't have time for therapy, you quack!
33:54Now let me out of here!
33:55Let go of me!
33:56You idiot!
33:57Let go of me!
33:58You know that I committed myself voluntarily.
34:00You can't do this to me!
34:01No!
34:02Brie, please, don't struggle.
34:07If anything happens to my daughter, so help me go, don't you?
34:12We're only trying to help.
34:32What's this now?
34:33I want to swim.
34:34Well, we already swam.
34:35Now it's time to pack.
34:36Hey!
34:42Well, Dad's not here, so I decide.
34:45And I decide no.
34:50Oh, what are you doing?
34:52Hey!
34:53Hey!
34:53Get down off that right now!
34:55I mean it!
34:56Okay!
34:56Okay, okay, Porter, just stop, all right?
34:58Just come on inside, and we'll forget the whole thing.
35:02Help!
35:03Help!
35:04Help!
35:11Daddy!
35:12Daddy!
35:13Hey, guys, come on!
35:15God, I missed you so much!
35:18You too, munchkin!
35:25Where's Porter?
35:26Is he okay?
35:27He broke his arm.
35:28They took him up to X-Ray.
35:29Hey, guys, why don't you look after your sister for me, okay?
35:33Mommy and Dad need to talk.
35:37I got nothing to say to you.
35:38I just called because I had to.
35:41Whatever you saw, I can explain.
35:43I am not interested, and if you want to keep those fingers, I would move them away from
35:46my body.
35:50Lynette, I am not cheating on you.
35:53I never have, and I never will.
35:54I saw you with that woman.
35:56Her name is Nora.
35:57I met her 12 years ago.
35:59I met her before you.
36:00She was a dancer on a cruise ship.
36:01We had a one-night stand.
36:01I haven't thought about her in years.
36:03Then why are you going to Atlantic City every other weekend to visit her?
36:11I have another child, Lynette.
36:15What?
36:16She got pregnant from the one-night stand.
36:19Nora raised a kid without ever telling me.
36:20I only just found out about it.
36:21That is why I have been going back and forth.
36:24I am not having an affair.
36:30I am not having an affair.
36:41The little girl's name is Kayla.
36:43She's 11 years old.
36:45I know I should have told you about this sooner.
36:47It's just that I wanted to take a paternity test to be sure.
36:50And I'm definitely the dad.
36:55Why did she wait so long to contact you?
36:58She said she wanted to raise the kid alone.
37:00And I guess she's changed her mind, honey.
37:05Baby, I am so sorry.
37:08Not ready for that yet.
37:10Okay.
37:12You have no idea how badly you scared me?
37:17I am so sorry.
37:19I had already let you go.
37:26Dad!
37:27I got a blue cast!
37:30Hey, buddy.
37:31You sure did.
37:32That's pretty cool.
37:37Hey.
37:40Bitches, can we go home now?
37:49Yeah.
37:50We're going home.