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Yesterday was Cakes’ birthday, so he kicked off today’s show by highlighting how he celebrated with his family. The Sports Junkies also had a bizarre encounter with a P1 listener while they were walking into the building this morning.
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00:00Foursome.
00:01Okay, let me see.
00:02Let's see if you're glowing.
00:03Glowing?
00:04I can't tell from my birthday buns.
00:06Am I glowing?
00:07What's your vibe?
00:10He looks like he always does.
00:11I look probably exactly the same as I usually do on a Thursday morning.
00:16He might have shaved a little bit.
00:18Do I have a good glowing poker face?
00:20I just can't tell if you have a birthday glow or not.
00:22You can't tell?
00:23I've been trying to think about it.
00:24You can't tell if I have a sheen.
00:25What's your birthday yesterday?
00:26If I have a sheen coming off of me over here.
00:28Yeah.
00:28If I have a Charlie.
00:30I saw the beautiful post by your wife.
00:33Just how much she loves you.
00:35Very sweet of her.
00:37Some pics of me and the fam over the years.
00:40Did you guys do the dinner thing that you had planned?
00:43Yeah, we just did Mama Lucia takeout.
00:46And then we did presents.
00:49What did they bless you with?
00:51Let me see the gifts.
00:53My youngest son, he bought me a new knife set for the kitchen, which was nice.
00:57You could always use that.
00:58That was cool.
00:59My daughter, what did she get me?
01:01She got me a couple candles.
01:04All right.
01:05One Halloween themed candle, because you can never start preparing too early for Halloween,
01:10of course.
01:10Right.
01:10Just a few short months away.
01:13Dude, I got a phone call yesterday.
01:14Yeah.
01:15And I wasn't going to answer it because it wasn't a name that I recognized, but it was a name.
01:19It didn't say spam.
01:20And the lady goes, are you open?
01:22And I said, I'm not a business.
01:24She's like, this isn't the spirit Halloween store.
01:26Oh, man.
01:27So I might be like one number off whatever the spirit Halloween store is, and it's just
01:31the opening salvo.
01:33Very good.
01:33Because I remember I got them last year.
01:35That's a little crazy.
01:37Probably.
01:37That's going to be a nightmare.
01:38Stock up on your Michael Myers masks over there, JP.
01:41What about from your bride?
01:42She just got me some Viore, like workout gear.
01:46You love that.
01:46Love it.
01:47So yeah, it was a good birthday.
01:49All right.
01:49It was fantastic.
01:50Good for you.
01:51Very good.
01:51Of course, I'm sure you capped it off with some birthday sex.
01:54You never know.
01:55Yeah.
01:55You never know.
01:57I know you're very interested in that.
01:58It's a weird.
01:59You're the most interested in other people, like, closing the deal on their birthdays.
02:05It makes me laugh.
02:06It does.
02:07For some reason, it's one of your things.
02:08It's a funny thing to me.
02:10Now, speaking of birthdays, I guess it's getting extended.
02:13I saw on the show outline that I guess we're getting blessed with breakfast from a listener.
02:17I don't know why.
02:18They just wanted to hook us from a birthday.
02:21We'll take it a day late.
02:22It's called AD's Cakes.
02:24Yeah, that's fine.
02:25We'll give you your AD's.
02:26If you bring in a delicious McDonald's breakfast and I'm munching on a sausage McMuffin, then
02:32we will give you shout outs.
02:34That's the way it works.
02:35I don't know if he even wants AD's.
02:37He's from Twitter and he's got an egg profile.
02:40Oh, I thought it was Kevin from Glory Days who's here to pick up his pan and knives.
02:44No, no.
02:45He's not providing the breakfast, I don't think.
02:46Hold on.
02:47He's actually here right now?
02:48That's what I heard.
02:49I don't know.
02:49Jason was like, did you see him downstairs?
02:51Mike Barr's not.
02:52I guess I was in my tunnel.
02:54A hundred percent.
02:54He was here in the lobby and I didn't want to bring him up here.
02:58I didn't notice him.
02:59Good thinking.
02:59So I said, he said he talked to Mike and Mike was going to talk to Matt and Matt was
03:05going
03:05to tell Mike to go down and get out of the stuff.
03:06I thought I was going to get killed this morning.
03:08I got out of my car and it was about like a hundred yard walk and I'm listening to music,
03:11but I always leave one air pod out just in case.
03:14Got to stay frosty.
03:15I just heard my name being called like 20 yards away and I turn around and he's basically
03:20just like sitting in the shadows and he was like, yo, I need my knife set back.
03:24Yeah, he needs knife.
03:25Cut off your face and wear it.
03:28You're going to become a lampshade all of a sudden.
03:31So then I related to Drab this morning and who let him in the lobby?
03:37Not this guy.
03:38I don't even go to the lobby anymore.
03:39That was me.
03:40Jason, you got to stop.
03:41I wasn't thinking about it.
03:43You're going to get us killed.
03:44The problem is there was another guy walking at the same time.
03:47So it was kind of awkward and I wasn't going to say, hey, you've seen him before.
03:51Well, I knew if he's in the lobby, he can't get past the security.
03:53So that's the worst he can do.
03:55I'll go bring him his pan and his knives.
03:56That's the farthest he can go, Matt.
03:57I don't know what to tell you.
03:58Five minutes.
03:59I'll hook him up.
04:00We're sending a message.
04:01All right.
04:02I botched it.
04:03So I should have said, you got to stay outside here.
04:07Yeah.
04:08He's doing the classic move.
04:10I'm not that mean.
04:11He's doing a classic move.
04:12You bang a chick.
04:13You leave your hat over there.
04:14And you say, can I go get my hat back?
04:15That's the move.
04:16It's not that difficult just to give him his tray and his knife back and say bye-bye.
04:20Right.
04:21Right.
04:22I didn't think it was that difficult.
04:23He'll be back.
04:24When did he come last?
04:26Did he come when I was on vacation or something?
04:28He brought the sad charcuterie.
04:30Remember?
04:31The what?
04:32He brought the charcuterie.
04:33I wasn't here for that.
04:34He made a homemade sad charcuterie and brought it in.
04:38I saw on social media you guys were doing something with charcuterie.
04:41I couldn't figure it out.
04:41Yeah, that's what it was.
04:42That's what it was.
04:43Couldn't figure it out.
04:43Here's what you should do.
04:43You should go up to the 10th floor, take the pan and the knives, and chuck them off the roof.
04:48And he can chase them down on the sidewalk.
04:50Why are you so mean?
04:51Why do you have such hatred towards Kevin from Glory Days?
04:54It's called, I'm doing a bit.
04:56Can you work with me a little bit?
04:58I mean, why not?
04:59He thinks I'm serious.
05:01Thank you, Casey.
05:01I actually feel bad for Kevin because he gets cropped on.
05:05Meanwhile, if Pauly Flicks did the same thing, he's good to go.
05:08Yeah, it's called a pecking order, JP.
05:11There's a pecking order of P1s.
05:12I can't remember breaking Pauly's balls.
05:16These guys wouldn't take a bite of the charcuterie board because, I don't know.
05:21It didn't look great, I'll be honest.
05:23I took a bite of it.
05:24It didn't look great.
05:25It was a sad charcuterie board.
05:26But if a guy's going to bring us free food, I'll take a bite of it.
05:30Again, you also eat out of the trash.
05:31Your mouth is a dumpster, though.
05:32You'll eat anything.
05:35You pick stuff out of the trash and eat it.
05:37You don't have a, you know, whatever.
05:40He doesn't have a discerning palate.
05:41He doesn't have a discerning palate.
05:43He's been established over the years.
05:44He'll eat anything.
05:44You guys act like you eat sophisticated food that I don't eat.
05:47I'm not saying I go out to Michelin restaurants every night, but I think I've got a better palate than
05:51you.
05:51I'll just say this.
05:52We told JP it would be an issue, right?
05:55That he wanted to keep the pans and give the knives back.
05:58It's not a huge deal.
05:59But if you could have told me that Kevin's going to come back here at 530 in the morning and
06:03pop out unannounced out of the bushes and say, can I get my knives back?
06:07I would have said, yes, that probably will happen.
06:10And he did exactly that.
06:12Knives out.
06:12Well, it's just odd behavior, right?
06:15It's odd behavior.
06:17Why wouldn't he just come at 3 in the afternoon after work or something?
06:20You know what I mean?
06:20I don't know.
06:20Like a normal person.
06:21Yes.
06:22Yes, let us know he's coming.
06:23Probably just because it's a pain in the ass to get down here.
06:25He's not a normal person.
06:26He took the Metro.
06:27I'm pretty sure he took the Metro.
06:28We should be.
06:29I saw him walking down in front of the hotel away from the Metro.
06:33I think that's what he did.
06:35I think they let him drive.
06:36What time?
06:37I don't know.
06:37It's a good question.
06:37What time does the Metro run?
06:38I mean, Jamie wants to be best friends with Kevin.
06:39If you want to be best friends with Kevin from Gloria, you're just being cordial and nice.
06:44I'm cordial and nice when I see him, when I'm face-to-face with him.
06:48But I'll joan on the radio.
06:51There's no doubt about that.
06:52That's how I am.
06:52I mean, that's the way this works.
06:54Yeah.
06:55You get big muscles behind the microphone.
06:58Yeah, of course.
06:58Then you just fold in person.
07:00I mean, that's one of the pillars of this show.
07:01Yeah.
07:01Yeah.
07:03That's the way it works.
07:05Hmm.
07:06Well, so what kind of food is whoever's bringing in food, the egg guy?
07:10What kind of food is he bringing in today?
07:13We're going to order McDonald's.
07:15We're going to order McDonald's.
07:15Off JP's phone.
07:16Is it worth it?
07:16It's fantastic.
07:17I've got to figure out if it's worth breaking my fast for McDonald's.
07:21Always is.
07:21It generally is.
07:22Is it?
07:23I would generally say yes.
07:24Maybe.
07:24Or you could just keep it in its wrapper and watch us all eat McDonald's.
07:29Yeah.
07:29You could eat yours three hours later.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Just shift your hours.
07:33Just end eating tonight at like four.
07:36I understand how to maneuver it.
07:38By the way, I did hit a milestone this morning.
07:40Not that no one cares because I know no one cares.
07:44But under 200 for the first time in 14 years.
07:46Nice.
07:47It's $199.4.
07:48And that's all from internet and fasting and just not drinking like an alcoholic.
07:53Yeah.
07:54That'll help.
07:55Good job.
07:55I'm not going to say it's from working out and all the other stuff.
07:58And I do that stuff.
07:58It's from not stuffing so much food in your mouth.
08:02Food in your mouth is so good.
08:03Yeah.
08:04Can't wait to have it.
08:04It will be.
08:05A hash brown will be in this mouth in a few hours.
08:09Oh, and a large coffee, I'm sure.
08:11No, no.
08:12I think I'm going to go large Diet Coke.
08:13Because I've got the coffee on lockdown.
08:15I think we're good to go.
08:17JP's going to stuff Kevin from Glory Days in his mouth.
08:22That's not something I want in my mouth.
08:24I can tell you.
08:24It's just a part of him nowadays.
08:26What do you think?
08:28It depends how hungry JP is.
08:30It's more likely to be the other way around.
08:32Yeah.
08:33And we would wind up being a meal for Kevin from Glory Days.
08:36Right.
08:36But what are you going to do?
08:37He's always going to be Kevin from Glory Days, even though he's not Kevin from Glory Days.
08:40I think so.
08:41Yeah.
08:41That's kind of the way he's been branded.
08:43That's his moniker.
08:43I mean, what else would you call him?
08:45Right.
08:46I mean, he was Kevin.
08:47He was Kevin from Glory Days when he worked at Glory Days.
08:50Right.
08:50But he doesn't work at Glory Days anymore.
08:52Not that I know of.
08:52Right.
08:53I think it's been a minute since he's worked at Glory Days.
08:55Like, 10 years.
08:56Yeah.
08:56Glory Days could go under.
08:58He would still be Kevin from Glory Days.
08:59Haven't driven by a Glory Days of late.
09:01Are they still?
09:02Oh, they're still popping.
09:02They're still up and around.
09:03Oh, yeah.
09:04Okay.
09:04Good.
09:05Good for them.
09:05Whatever happened to Rich Turpin?
09:08Don't know.
09:08Hold on.
09:09Great question.
09:10Rich Turpin.
09:11Because he was another guy that would say he was from Laurel.
09:13Why don't I just be a Commander's fan?
09:14He would call from Laurel, but he wasn't really from Laurel anymore.
09:16No, it was Rich from Centerville.
09:17Rich from Centerville, but maybe he lived in Laurel or whatever.
09:20I haven't heard from him in literally years.
09:22You might see a Facebook post every once in a while.
09:24So he's still alive.
09:25Yeah, I think he's got kids.
09:26Unlike Derek from Logan Circle, who I know is dead.
09:30Yeah, I'll go with that, too.
09:31He would have called.
09:32He would have called.
09:33Yeah, yeah.
09:33Yeah.
09:33Blind Mook.
09:35Blind Mook.
09:35Haven't heard from him forever.
09:36Dead.
09:37You think he's dead, too?
09:37Dead.
09:39These are just guesses.
09:40Yes, they are.
09:41They are guesses.
09:42What about his brother, Cock Diesel Tony?
09:44Probably alive.
09:45He might be still with us.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Reach out to us, Cock Diesel Tony or Blind Mook.
09:49Mook is dead.
09:50Yeah, give us your whereabouts.
09:52Let us know you're still above ground.
09:54Mook ran into a fireplace or something.
09:57Do that proof of life photo, Ben.
09:59Hold up the Washington Post and take a pic.
10:01Send it to us.
10:02Yeah.
10:03All right, coming up on the show, Ben Standing will join us.
10:07It's coming up at 725.
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10:10We'll get the latest from Commander's Camp from Ben Standing.
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10:17He's going to join us coming up at 725.
10:20When we come back, we'll get into the Junk Sports page.
10:22We'll do that next here on The Fan.
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