00:00A little update, fellas.
00:04Clint, there's video footage of it, too.
00:07Carlos Correa, he's out at the Dykin.
00:09And he's running around doing cone drills.
00:12And running around cones and running in the infield.
00:17And, listen, I don't know, you know, what this means.
00:22This is a good step, Clint, for him to be now running on the field,
00:27running, and, like, they're making him kind of cut, move.
00:31It's not just straight runs.
00:33He's running zigzag cones.
00:37I'm not going to lie to you, Clinton Tyler.
00:39I'm officially taking this serious.
00:42That's Lowe's.
00:43You should.
00:44You're right.
00:45What the hell was I thinking?
00:47I don't know.
00:48I mean, you forgot.
00:49It's been a while, though.
00:49Did you say you're not, Tyler?
00:51No, I'm not.
00:51What happened to you?
00:52You're not taking this serious?
00:55Knowing the injury and the freak ankle thing that happened with Correa,
00:59I have been saying from the start of this silver lining they're trying to give us
01:04with hope of Correa coming back late in this baseball season,
01:07it ain't going to happen.
01:09That is what you do whenever you're struggling to stay atop an AOS division
01:14that is straight ass, and you need to give your fans some hope,
01:18something to believe in.
01:19You tell them, oh, Lowe's Correa might be back around October or so.
01:22We are not going to see this man on a baseball diamond, I think.
01:26We'd love to be wrong.
01:28I was kind of in that space, Tyler.
01:31I wasn't taking this real serious.
01:33Have you seen this video?
01:36I glanced at it.
01:37I know I scrolled by it on Twitter.
01:38Let me go look close.
01:40I'm just saying right now, it's August 18th, and judging by this,
01:46Clint, this ain't the first time he's broken out and run.
01:48Like, he's been running.
01:51Like, I mean, he's faster than the ass kiss.
02:01Right now, huh?
02:02Well, I mean, is that saying a lot?
02:04I'm just saying.
02:07Well, what kind of – I can't – I don't have my tweeter machine
02:09pulled up on my iPad anymore.
02:11What kind of cone drills are we talking about here, boys?
02:14Well, I'm just saying they got cones set up in the outfield,
02:17and, you know, they're not all straight lines.
02:20So they're like zigzagged, and he's having to run around and run.
02:24Like, he's having to almost make cuts.
02:27Just some slight change of direction, just running an angle,
02:30put the right foot in the ground, running an angle to the left,
02:32put the left foot in the ground.
02:33But he's not – I get it.
02:34Yeah.
02:35No, I get it.
02:36I think it's big-time progress.
02:38I mean, we're talking about baseball, Tyler.
02:41No, it's a step in the right direction, literally, no pun intended.
02:44It's a step in the right direction.
02:46I'd love to see it.
02:47I'm looking at it now.
02:47Yeah, he looks good, but I still do not really have much hope
02:51that this guy's going to play in competitive baseball games this year.
02:54I'm just saying, Clint and Tyler, I watched this,
02:58and if you haven't seen it, you can go to Big Body Brian McTaggart.
03:03He has it put up there.
03:04Big Body Brian.
03:05I like that.
03:06I like that.
03:07Man, he's basically – Brian's basically Brunson, man.
03:10Big Body Brunson, Big Body Brian McTaggart.
03:13He's got it up there.
03:14And I'm just saying, two weeks from now, that guy, unless there's a setback now,
03:21I will say the Astros training staff and Carlos Correa are not beyond a setback,
03:26but I'm not thinking in those manners.
03:29In two weeks, he is going to be probably further along than where he is right now.
03:35And I don't know, man.
03:38This video of Correa running around,
03:40that's exactly what Jake Myers looked like running out to center.
03:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:45Go to hell.
03:46Jake went down.
03:47Jake went down.
03:48He's finishing the run.
03:50Jake went down.
03:52Uh-uh.
03:52Y'all don't even do it.
03:53Y'all started with Altuve.
03:54Now you're putting Correa in Jake Myers' shoes.
03:57Not a chance.
03:58Not a chance.
04:00Yeah.
04:00Yeah, I don't know.
04:02I am officially taking this a little bit more – a lot more serious.
04:06I screwed it up.
04:07A lot more serious.
04:08I don't know what he's swinging like.
04:11Because we – right, he's already been swinging the bat.
04:13We've known that.
04:14We know he's been swinging the bat.
04:16And now he's out here –
04:17Hanging out with Mattress Mac without any shoes.
04:20Sure.
04:21Hey, boy, Mattress Mac ain't –
04:22Speaking of, I wonder what Mattress Mac had to pay for Carlos Correa.
04:26Because that obviously wasn't a planned deal.
04:29I mean, Mac got these recliners that supposedly help you recover,
04:32getting them feet up, boy.
04:33And I tell you, oh, Carlos Correa.
04:35It had to be one of those – the second Carlos got hurt,
04:38it had to be a loss.
04:41What would it take, bro?
04:42Those Astros, they're kicking ass and taking names.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Hey, Lose, what would it take, man?
04:48I know you probably ain't going to shop in one of my recliners.
04:53You probably ain't going to be chilling in one of my recliners at your crib.
04:57But what would it take to get you one in here
04:59and study these couple lines that I got and see if you can't –
05:03Hey, man, hey, what you think he paid him?
05:05What if I got you one of these recliners for free, free, free, Carlos?
05:08Hey, no, it ain't no recliner.
05:10You didn't pay him in no recliner, I tell you that one.
05:11I bet it – I mean, Ron, it's got to be –
05:14Get you one of these Tempur-Pedics free, free, free today.
05:17I mean, it's got to be –
05:19That's your claim in it right there.
05:20You got Mac.
05:21Hey.
05:22Hey, Lose, come over here.
05:24Free, free, free.
05:25It's got to be 100 stacks.
05:27Easy.
05:28At least, right?
05:29Man, come on, man.
05:31You know Carlos with his wife, man.
05:33He ain't wasting no time, man.
05:35He ain't going to do nothing for –
05:36And he'd know what Jim got.
05:39And we'll do it commercially.
05:40You don't have to wear shoes.
05:41Free, free, free today.
05:42Come on, Tyler.
05:43Tyler, you think 100 stacks or more?
05:46Oh, minimum for sure.
05:48Floor at 100.
05:49Now, I'll tell you, Jim –
05:51Mattress Mac, he didn't do them like the other Jim did.
05:54He didn't disrespect him with an offer that was just disrespectful.
05:57I bet you Mattress Mac came through and Carlos had to say,
06:01Okay, I guess.
06:02You're right.
06:03Mattress Mac would never do something like that.
06:05Well, I mean that –
06:06But this is not the typical commercial shoot, boys.
06:09No.
06:10Half a million?
06:11No chance.
06:11Well, Mattress said to 500 right now.
06:13No chance.
06:14Look, I'm going to tell you, it's got to be 100 stacks.
06:17We'll throw in a sectional.
06:19But this is just a –
06:20This is literally –
06:21We got a teleprompter.
06:23We got your lines right here.
06:24I'll have the cameras set up.
06:25All I need you to do is get in that Sprinter van with a driver that you have
06:31and get them to drop you off right up here.
06:33No shoes.
06:33Don't even put your shoes on.
06:34I got 100 stacks for you, Carlos.
06:36Come on in.
06:37We keep our floors clean.
06:38You don't need shoes, Carlos.
06:39See you soon.
06:41Cameras will be rolling.
06:42All you got to do is walk in and sit down.
06:43We'll make you look great, Carlos.
06:45Don't worry about it.
06:46By the way, the lineup is out today.
06:51Again, folks, I've been trying to do this,
06:53and many of you have been saying I was being mean.
06:55I don't know what's happened to Tyler.
06:56I really don't.
06:58Tyler is now not even believing that this man who is basically running at Michael Brantley levels
07:07right now already, it doesn't believe in him.
07:10I don't know what's happened to him.
07:11By the way, the lineup is out.
07:12Jeremy Pena leading off.
07:14Jordan, Isak Paredes, Jose Altuve finally gets to bat fourth.
07:20Varsho in center field, he could have a five-hit game.
07:27I still don't believe Clint will give in to thinking if he's ready.
07:31Unfortunately for him, he has not come close to having a five-hit game
07:35because he may just have five hits in total in his time here.
07:39He's had a five-hit month.
07:41With the Astros.
07:43But Taylor Trammell, he is – or I'm sorry, Christian Walker is batting behind Varsho
07:48and then Taylor Trammell behind him.
07:50And Cam Smith gets to play today.
07:52Yiner Diaz is catching.
07:54Christian Javier is pitching for his life, I think.
08:00And the reason why I say that is the Astros are making moves.
08:03If you missed it, they are calling up Ethan Petko, their number nine prospect.
08:11They're calling him up, and he is going to start tomorrow's game.
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