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00:05SHOULDN'T HE BE ON HIS WAY TO STAG DOE BY NOW?
00:07Yeah, he should be.
00:08Then why is he still here?
00:09I don't know, Billy. I'm as anxious as you are.
00:17Hey, all set?
00:19I think so.
00:20Passport, wallet, phone.
00:22Yes, thank you, Mum.
00:23Graham, come on. We need to get to the airport.
00:26So, what are you two up to tonight?
00:29Er, not much.
00:31I thought you were going for drinks with the girls.
00:33Oh, yeah, I wasn't meant to be. Gabby's busy Bell's unwell.
00:37Oh, sad.
00:38It's fine.
00:40I feel guilty now.
00:43Don't. I'm fine about it. Where's Graham?
00:45I'm here. All packed and ready to go.
00:49Why don't...
00:50I don't know, why don't I cancel and we could go out for a nice dinner?
00:54No, look, it's all booked.
00:56I could easily unbook it. It's fine.
00:58It's okay. I'm going out with the kids. We're seeing Matilda again.
01:01They're really excited for it. So, you just go and have fun.
01:04You heard her.
01:07Okay. I'll call you later.
01:09See ya.
01:20He's got the...
01:22He's got the passports.
01:25Alright, well, pick them up when you're on the way to the airport.
01:27How long do you think you're going to be?
01:30Soundwell. Just message us when you're setting off.
01:33Should they meet us in the cafe?
01:34Oh, yeah. Did you hear that? Ruby said to meet us in the caf.
01:40Yeah? Great. See you then. Don't forget to message ya. Bye.
01:45All systems go.
01:46God, I love it when you talk dirty.
01:48Hmm.
01:49I mean it.
01:50You should be ruthless more often. Turns me on.
01:52Oh, yeah?
01:53Yeah.
01:53Well, we'll have to see what I can do then, won't we?
01:57Oh.
02:02Don, we need to get going.
02:04Where are the kids?
02:05In the front room. Do you want me to go get them?
02:06No. No, no. Just... just wait a minute.
02:09Are you okay?
02:11I'm just scared he's gonna walk back in.
02:13All the more reason for us to get going.
02:17Evan says he's hungry.
02:18Okay, I'll make him something quickly.
02:20Don, we've not got time.
02:21Alright, let's just get something on the way then.
02:23On the way to what?
02:24Erm, we're going away for a bit.
02:27Where to?
02:29It's a surprise.
02:30What about Joe? Isn't he coming?
02:32He's on his stag do and he might join us later.
02:34Anyway, we need to hit the road.
02:35So why don't we go choose something you want to take in the car?
02:37Come on.
02:40Go on, Clem.
02:42How long are we going away for?
02:46I don't know yet.
02:48But what, you need to be back for the wedding?
02:52Don't worry about it, okay?
02:53Just go and get your things.
03:02Alright, Jim.
03:03Two Americanos when you write, please, Pop.
03:05I'm sorry again about losing that contract.
03:07Ah, forget about it.
03:08I can't.
03:10There's something not right about it.
03:13It's like somebody gave them their heads up.
03:15I phoned them again this morning.
03:17What, who?
03:18Er, Nippy Nappy Nunu?
03:19Yeah.
03:20What do they say?
03:21They put the phone down on me.
03:24Anyway, I'll get you those coffees.
03:26As far as they haven't got on bus with a name like that.
03:30Do you think, er, now's the time to make a move?
03:34Nah, let's give him a chance to lick his wounds.
03:36And we'll go for it.
03:39No, no, no, no, no.
03:41I think a proper education's a complete waste of time.
03:44I mean, look at me.
03:45I mean, I hardly went to school.
03:47I started working when I was eight.
03:51On the fairgrounds.
03:54What an education that was.
03:56Yeah, well, the least said about that, the better.
03:58Yeah.
03:58I mean, I can...
03:59Dad!
04:00If you're gonna start banging on about crazy Karen Gomisole
04:03and you spinning her and a mad mate iron on the waltzes,
04:06you can forget it.
04:08I want more for Elliot than that.
04:11He's going to university, and that's an end to it.
04:14Might have to empty your piggy bank first, mind.
04:16Not everything's about money, Jimmy.
04:20Why is everything about what she wants?
04:23I had my heart set on one of my sons taking over the business.
04:27It's been in the family forever.
04:28I can't even drive, Dad.
04:30Well, of course I teach her to drive.
04:33Cheaper than sending her to uni for three years.
04:36Who's crazy Karen Gomisole?
04:40A very naughty lady.
04:45Thanks, Jimmy.
04:48It's Billy.
04:49Beer in half an hour.
04:54Hello, amigo.
04:56Yeah, very well, thank you.
04:57Now listen, I'm gonna give you three guesses what I've got for you.
05:00Actually, do you know what?
05:01I'm not gonna bother doing that.
05:02There's no point, you're never gonna get it.
05:03I've come into possession of 75 boxes of the finest luxury nappies available to all humanity.
05:10Yes, I'm serious.
05:11Triple gusset, leak proof, the lot.
05:14Yeah, so what are you saying? Do you want them?
05:16I don't know how you're gonna shift them. Why do you think I'm ringing you? Try a mother and baby
05:20unit or something.
05:22That's not a bad idea. Don't know why I didn't think of it.
05:25What?
05:26What do you mean do one?
05:28Oh really?
05:29Okay, yeah, cheers mate.
05:31Do you know what?
05:31While I've got you, listen to this.
05:33Your card is very darkly marked.
05:35It's on the latch!
05:41Alright, alright. I know I'm in your bad books, so stop before you start.
05:45I've been trying to phone you.
05:46Yeah, I know. All night I've had a wink of sleep.
05:48So why not pick up then?
05:49Because I was trying to sleep.
05:50Okay, Kev. Right, so erm, where are the bikes then?
05:53What bikes?
05:54The bikes you borrowed the band for.
05:55Oh yeah, yeah, those bikes.
05:56Yes, those bikes you're lying barefaced. There weren't no bikes, were there?
06:00Alright, chill out. I'm not deaf.
06:01Well, I wasn't.
06:04Daft, maybe.
06:04Okay, so erm, so why do you, er, use it then?
06:08Use what?
06:09The picking van!
06:11Trust me, brother.
06:13You do not want to know.
06:14Try me.
06:15I don't want the truth this time, Kev.
06:28Oi.
06:30Oi.
06:37Where do you want to make it quick?
06:39Kim's in San Sebastian.
06:40She flew off a couple of days ago, first class.
06:43To the Copa di Oro.
06:45What's that?
06:46Some poncy horse show.
06:48It's alright for Sam.
06:49Yeah, well she can afford it, can't she?
06:51Old cow's loaded.
06:52Anyway.
06:53She's away.
06:55Nothing's stopping you going up there now.
06:56Do a bit no digging.
06:57I can't.
06:59I'm working all day.
07:01In that case I'll have to do it myself.
07:03What, you're going to go up there?
07:05Why not?
07:06She's miles away.
07:07It's the perfect hop.
07:09Just be careful.
07:11Yeah?
07:12You don't want to blow it.
07:14Answer.
07:15I'm a copper, aren't I?
07:17Nobody's going to suspect me.
07:34Kids are in the car.
07:40What are you doing?
07:42Just saying my goodbyes.
07:46My poor dad.
07:48I wish he was here.
07:49I miss him so much.
07:54We need to go, Don.
07:57Kayla's waiting.
08:01I think Clemmie knows.
08:03Yeah, figured that.
08:06Come on.
08:06We need to get out of here.
08:14I thought you'd be halfway to Prague by now.
08:18Change of plan.
08:22I don't believe this.
08:24You brought 75 boxes of stolen nappies into a vicar's house.
08:27That, Kev, that is sacrilege.
08:28Excuse me.
08:2975 boxes of top quality luxury stolen nappies.
08:32Thank you very much.
08:34Let's have it right.
08:36I don't know anybody that wants them, do you?
08:38Not off top of my head, no.
08:39I mean, how did you know there were nappies with a name like Nippy Nappy Noonoo?
08:43I thought they might be, you know, bedlining, like, sheets and pillowcases and that, as in, nap.
08:50Do you know you're an absolute idiot?
08:52Beg your pardon.
08:54Actually, you know what?
08:56Fair point.
08:56Well made.
08:57You're right.
08:57I am an idiot.
09:00What can I do?
09:02I need to get rid of them before the Reverend and Claudette get back from their holly bobs, otherwise I'm
09:06out of my ear keeping on the power bench.
09:08All the mini-fowl you had to stump them at Ruby's.
09:10Oh, she seems to bit brains behind operation.
09:12Well, no can do, squire.
09:14Why not?
09:15It's a bad idea.
09:16Because it's complicated.
09:18What do you mean by complicated?
09:19Don't worry about it, it's boring.
09:21Well, do you know what, Kev?
09:21Actually, I really like boring.
09:23How can I phrase this?
09:25Let me find the words.
09:27Oh yeah, these'll do.
09:28You're putting me in a very, very difficult position and I'm gonna be honest with you, Vincent.
09:32I'm not a big fan of it.
09:33Right, I'm telling you, Lewis.
09:35You can't?
09:36Yes, I can.
09:38You know what?
09:39You've got five seconds.
09:41One.
09:41Two.
09:43Three, four, five.
09:44Ruby's got CCTV footage of me attacking Billy at the depot.
09:48Sorry, what?
09:49It was you that attacked Billy?
09:51I was only there to stop Steve from robbing the gaff and Billy got caught in the crossfire
09:55and I'd just give him a little dink to get away.
09:57Yes, with a crowbar, Kev.
09:58You put him in hospital.
10:00I know.
10:00I know and I'm very, very sorry.
10:02But at the end of the day, Steve is a mate and if I'd have turned myself in then he'd
10:06have
10:06gone down and I'd have lost Lewis for good.
10:08It was the dictionary definition of a lose-lose situation.
10:18How long is this going to take because we can't leave the kids in the car?
10:20Children are safe, but make sure of that.
10:24We're walking into something, Billy, I know it.
10:26You know about the plan.
10:27You must do.
10:33Have I got a surprise for you?
10:51I thought you were going to be in Prague.
10:53Do you really think I was going to fly off and leave you?
10:56We got as far as Huddersfield.
10:59What?
11:00I was in the car and I was thinking I can't fly off and leave you like this the way
11:05things
11:05were.
11:06I've got to go back.
11:08I've got to do something.
11:09I've got to be there for my beautiful bride to be.
11:13So, cancel the stag do.
11:15You can come out now, guys.
11:18Surprise!
11:20Why don't I explain?
11:21You're having a stendu, stags and hens.
11:23I believe it's quite a thing.
11:24Yeah.
11:25And guess what I've organised?
11:26Only a clear pigeon shoot.
11:28It's just what you've always wanted, right?
11:30Not.
11:31I would have invited more people.
11:32But, er, I was a bit tight on time.
11:35I'm going to go look after the kids.
11:36Oh, no, no, no.
11:37They're invited too.
11:38More the merrier.
11:41I'll go get them then.
11:42Are you okay with this?
11:44No, wouldn't you be?
11:45Yeah, I'm fine.
11:46Just go and get the kids.
11:51I thought you were getting the children.
11:54Why were the kids in the car?
11:57Sorry?
11:57When I got back, the kids were in the car.
12:01Oh, yeah.
12:02Well, I was just taking them to Leeds to go bowling.
12:05Oh.
12:06I thought you were watching Matilda.
12:08Yeah, that was later.
12:10Well, I promise you,
12:12this is going to be so much more exciting.
12:15See what I'm in?
12:20Billy, it's me again.
12:21Where are you?
12:22You need to call me back as soon as you get this.
12:25Either that or just come and pick these passports up, will you?
12:27I'm waiting.
12:32Joe!
12:32Hey, little man.
12:34You pleased to see me?
12:35Yeah.
12:35Yeah?
12:36Come on.
12:38I'm not sure about the kids being here.
12:40Yeah.
12:40I don't like it either, but...
12:42I'll look after them, alright?
12:43You just enjoy today.
12:45It's your day.
12:46Even if it is clay pigeon shooting.
12:50I am desperate for a wee.
12:52Just go for a waz in the bushes or something.
12:54I will not.
12:55I'm going to go back to the house.
12:57I thought we were going away.
12:59Not now, Clemmy.
13:01So, what do you think of this then, eh?
13:04Dunno.
13:05Oh, don't tell me you're upset you're not going bowling.
13:07No, it's not that.
13:08It's that, um...
13:09I don't like guns.
13:11Okay. Well, that's fair enough.
13:12Good to be cautious.
13:13Guns can be very dangerous.
13:15Let's get our safety gear on, shall we?
13:18We don't want any accidents.
13:20You ever been shooting before, Billy?
13:23No.
13:24Well, I bet you have.
13:25Oh, yeah.
13:26Yeah, yeah. Many times.
13:29Good job we're on the same side then, eh?
13:35Yeah, kids.
13:36Milky builders.
13:39I put five sugars in it.
13:41You know, for the shock.
13:46Look.
13:47Please don't tell Lewis.
13:48I'm going to have to.
13:49Well, I didn't...
13:50I didn't mean to hit him hard.
13:52I just...
13:53panicked a bit.
13:53You nearly killed him, Kev.
13:55Yeah, I know, but...
13:56I didn't, did I?
13:58Just fiddling a fiddle now.
14:00And you know what, now you've put me in a difficult position, okay?
14:02I can't not tell Lewis, you must know that.
14:04You can.
14:06I mean, it's only a little white lie, innit?
14:08It's a huge lie!
14:09And do you know what?
14:10I'm not good at lying, okay?
14:11I always trick myself up.
14:13Like this one time at school, I rang up a teacher pretending to be mum.
14:17Why?
14:17Why was you doing that?
14:19Well, to get out of swimming.
14:21Basically, like, signing it off properly, like, saying,
14:22thank you very much, Mr. Butterworth.
14:24Ended up saying, ah, very much, Buzz!
14:26And then, you know, for that, I got 10,000 lines and
14:28detention for a whole week.
14:31Bit of hash.
14:32Mmm.
14:37He wants to marry you.
14:41Lewis.
14:42Not Butters.
14:43Stop making stuff up.
14:45I'm not.
14:46Oh!
14:48It's why he did the robbery.
14:50Ruby was blackmailing me and I thought I might be able to raise a bit of dough
14:53for this fantasy wedding that he wants and...
14:56Barley doesn't come cheap.
14:58Barley?
15:00Yeah.
15:01Barley.
15:03I swear he wants to do it.
15:05Barefoot.
15:05On the beach.
15:07Drinking margaritas in a shack.
15:09Right, but I'm still married to Gabby.
15:11Doesn't matter anyway now, does it?
15:14Now that I've ruined it.
15:16Oh, keep doing that!
15:18Keep letting Lewis down.
15:21So what are you gonna do?
15:24There's nothing I can do now, is there?
15:27Maybe it's divine retribution.
15:30Me going back inside just as me and Lewis have started to get on.
15:35Well I mean...
15:37You could always delete it.
15:39Delete what?
15:40CCTV.
16:07What do you think you're doing?
16:09This is a private property.
16:10What do you think you're doing?
16:10In case you hadn't noticed.
16:13DS Ramsden.
16:15You're probably aware of the death that we're investigating at Jacob's Fold.
16:18Dr Caitlin Todd?
16:20Of course I'm aware.
16:21Our charity's house was cordoned off for days.
16:22What about it?
16:24We're going door to door asking anyone who lives within a five mile radius if they saw anything that day
16:28that might help us.
16:29August the 6th.
16:31We were burying the family dog on that day so I wasn't around.
16:34Is that gunshots I heard as I was approaching?
16:36Yeah, we're having a private function.
16:38Well, while I'm here maybe I can check if your gun licences are up to date.
16:42Of course they're up to date.
16:44My Sam won't forget something like that.
16:46He's in charge of them.
16:47And you are?
16:49Lydia Dingle. I work here.
16:52And who is in charge overall?
16:54Well that'll be Joe Tate seeing as Kim's not here.
16:58Can you get in for me?
17:00I can if you say please.
17:05Please.
17:06See, that wasn't so hard was it?
17:16Pull!
17:23Nice.
17:23What was that?
17:25I thought you used to be in the SIS.
17:29Yes.
17:30Well, I've been a bit distracted today.
17:32Right.
17:33Billy, you're up.
17:35Careful, Billy.
17:38Any tips?
17:39I've always found focusing on the target helps.
17:43It definitely does.
17:48Imagine you're shooting the enemy, Billy.
17:53What is it?
17:56Strange.
17:57And you say they're at their house now?
18:01No, um, Joe's too busy at the moment.
18:04Pull!
18:12I'll deal with it.
18:13I'm on my way there now.
18:17It's no problem, Graham.
18:19There's nothing I can't handle.
18:20It's a shame.
18:21I'd like to be around for Joe's turn.
18:24He's, um...
18:25He's an excellent shot.
18:34Can I get you anything else?
18:35Oh, no thanks.
18:36We should be getting off soon.
18:38And what's he gonna do with a degree in English Literature, anyway?
18:43Become Poet Laureate?
18:44If that's what he wants, then yeah, why not?
18:47Mm.
18:48If he does, he might even get to Buckingham Palace,
18:50have high tea with Camilla.
18:52You're obsessed with the Royals.
18:54Look, I just want our Elliot to have a career.
18:57Not to have to drive dirty old trucks for a living.
18:59He's cleverer than that.
19:00He'd be running his own business.
19:03No!
19:03He'd be working all hours for Peanuts, Jimmy.
19:06Like you are now!
19:08He's off to uni.
19:10End of.
19:14Anything?
19:16No.
19:17Keeps going straight to voicemail.
19:19Do you think we should go up there?
19:21I'm not sure.
19:23Caleb, something's obviously happened.
19:26Why don't you get back to your stendu?
19:28I'm absolutely fine here on my own.
19:30No, I don't think so.
19:32I'll wait till Graeme gets here.
19:33Thank you very much.
19:37You all right?
19:38Yeah, I will be in a minute.
19:40Come on, Graeme, hurry up, please.
19:43I'm sorry.
19:44I'm going to have to go.
20:20I'm going to have to go.
20:27I'll just go.
20:29I'm sorry.
20:30We're never in sass.
20:31It was. It was just a really bad shot.
20:33They were useless.
20:36He has got us exactly where he wants us.
20:39Well, we need to stay calm, yeah?
20:41What are we gonna do, Billy?
20:42I don't know.
20:44Right, but I'll think of something.
20:46He's a psychopath.
20:48Who knows what he's capable of?
20:52Don.
20:57Don't. I said, what are you doing?
21:02Don't.