00:01I haven't had a lot of real friends in my life.
00:05Can we not do this right now?
00:06Until you basically zero.
00:08I don't want to be earnest.
00:10You have had my back.
00:11You have protected me so many times.
00:14It's my turn.
00:24You're obsessed with Chad Powers.
00:25Everyone's obsessed with Chad Powers.
00:27Even I am.
00:30You coming to the party tonight?
00:32It's tradition.
00:33Cool.
00:33I love tradition.
00:36Circumcision.
00:39All right.
00:40Well, eat up.
00:41We are here because you always act weird all the time.
00:44Hey, Kyle.
00:45Jeez.
00:46I am a man living inside the big skin of another man.
00:49It is a weird situation.
00:52Why are you helping me?
00:53Just doing my part to avoid the worst scandal in sports history.
00:58Can we go to jail for this?
00:59We've looked into it.
01:01A lot.
01:04What's the worst that can happen?
01:05He finds out you're a best holiday and actually murders you?
01:09I might be an up on my head.
01:16I think Chad Powers just died.
01:27I know your secret, Chad.
01:29You crossed the line.
01:35I know your secret, Chad.
01:43I'm going to go outside.
01:46I'm going to go outside.
01:46I'm going to go outside and text my girlfriend and maybe send her a nude.
01:53You know, until this very moment, I suspected you had no penis or testicles.
01:59Just a bare patch of greasy skin down there.
02:02But now, I believe you do have some testicles.
02:07Still no penis, though?
02:09Tapey day.
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