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Aired (August 15, 2026): Sa social media, ang bait. Pero pag personal na, ibang tao pala! May experience si Heart sa ganitong mga influencer. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals

Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!

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00:00What are you doing?
00:30Maybe there is one that I don't remember, he doesn't have to go to a show.
00:37Then, I'm sorry because the boss is like, you know, I've never done this.
00:43You're so good, you know, I really want to do this.
00:46I want to do this also.
00:48I really love what you're doing.
00:49I think it's amazing.
00:50He's like, where's your seat?
00:52Oh no, I'm there.
00:53I'm depressed, kemi kemi.
00:54It's like, oh, just sit here beside me, kemi kemi.
00:57Then, he's like, oh, no.
00:59No, I think we fit, kemi kemi, small, eme, eme, ganyan.
01:03I don't know, I don't know.
01:03I don't know what I'm going to say right now.
01:06I don't know what I'm going to say right now.
01:07Those are the things that are like, what's happening?
01:11Why?
01:12Oh, tsaka yung, ano man yung hindi ko mag-gets.
01:15Gets ko yung image namin on social media na, pak, sosyal, fashion.
01:20That's what we sell.
01:22That's the branding.
01:24You know, sometimes all of these instructions come from what we are briefed with.
01:28Don't smile with teeth.
01:30Give fashion.
01:31Ganyan, that's all.
01:32And sometimes, yung thing yung parang binubong branding.
01:34It has to be lux.
01:36Siyempre, kung magpapabayad ka sa isang brand, yun ang binibili nila.
01:40Yung pagka-elegante mo.
01:41But the truth is, ibig-ibili naman tayo, kalogtay.
01:44Ano man yung parang, ano man yun?
01:47Tatay ko, Kanto, ah.
01:49As in, tatay ko, Bulacan.
01:51Tumatalon siya sa mga creeks sa Bulacan.
01:54Ganyan.
01:55Diba?
01:55Ang saya.
01:55Ganun sila pinalaki.
01:57Ang saya.
01:57Ano mo, sino katalunan niya sa creek?
02:00Oo.
02:01Si Sir Gozon.
02:02Oh my God.
02:03Si Mr. Gozon.
02:04Kama-bata niya, nagtatalunan sila dun sa creek.
02:06Ang cute naman.
02:07Ganyan.
02:08Imagine din natin si Mr. Gozon, tumatalon sa creek.
02:10Tumatalon sila sa creek, sa Bulacan.
02:13So, ganyan yung tatay ko.
02:15Dating daddy ko, huwag mong ini-English-English.
02:16Kasi lalakam kami sa laami.
02:18Ang point ko dito is,
02:20cowboy din kami.
02:21It's just what we present.
02:23Pero yung mga iba,
02:25yun yung hindi ko matake eh.
02:26Yung rich kid,
02:30yung,
02:30ah,
02:32kumakaalang,
02:33ang taas.
02:34Oo.
02:35Ang taas.
02:35May isang talaga yung mga hindi pa,
02:37talaga.
02:38Honestly,
02:38mas gusto kong mataas ka tignan sa Instagram,
02:41pero pagdating mo in person,
02:43shocks,
02:43ang bait niya.
02:44Ay,
02:45ang cute.
02:46Ay,
02:47nakaupo siya sa sahig.
02:49Oh,
02:49yung baba.
02:51Oo.
02:52Tsaka sa sahig,
02:53no?
02:53Grabe na ba yung umupo sa sahig?
02:55Diba?
02:56Oo.
02:56Tignan ko pa ito.
02:57Tignan,
02:57yes.
02:58Because,
02:59diba?
02:59Oh,
03:00yung kumakain,
03:01yung parang pagkakain.
03:02Nakakataas yung paa.
03:04Oh my gosh.
03:05Yung friends,
03:06friends na to.
03:07So madali salita,
03:07hindi siya plastic.
03:08Oo.
03:09Yung parang,
03:09ay,
03:10shocks,
03:10relatable.
03:11Loseable,
03:11ganyan.
03:12Hate na hate ko yung,
03:14kung umawra,
03:15tapos biglang,
03:17camera,
03:18you know,
03:19oh my God.
03:20I can't.
03:22I cannot.
03:23That's the image.
03:24Very put on performative.
03:25That's the image
03:26that they think of me.
03:28And I'm fine with that
03:29kasi I am naman.
03:30Pero,
03:31tao din ako,
03:32ang utot ko,
03:33mabaho.
03:34Ayun na.
03:34Diba?
03:35For once and for all.
03:36Sinasabi ko lang na cherry.
03:37Pero,
03:37ano po talaga?
03:39Sinabi niyo po na cherry.
03:40Pero cherries lang yun.
03:42Yung utot ko,
03:43mainit na mabaho.
03:45Pero actually,
03:46tama yung sinasabi po ninyo.
03:47Kung ano po yung sinasabi ninyo,
03:48pang hawakan po ninyo.
03:49Kasi yung sinabi niyo yung cherry,
03:50parang naamoy ko rin po talaga cherry.
03:53Parang naamoy ko.
03:53Diba?
03:54Kasi yung appraise mo,
03:54yun ang imaging mo eh.
03:56Diba?
03:56Pero sa totoo buhay,
03:58sis,
03:59sama.
04:00Sama nung utot ko.
04:02Sa dami kong itlog na kinakain
04:03araw-araw.
04:05O.
04:05Diba?
04:06Pero yung,
04:07hindi ko matake kasi
04:08yung mga ibang influencers na,
04:11kung umasta,
04:13yabang mo sis,
04:14ang yabang mo.
04:16I hate that.
04:17Ako,
04:18mayabang ako,
04:19niyayabang ko,
04:20yung kailangan ko iyabang.
04:22Kasi trabaho ko yun.
04:23Pero kung anong binili ko,
04:25hindi ko yung i-unbox.
04:27Kasi,
04:28for me,
04:28okay,
04:29ibabatay yung trip.
04:30I respect that.
04:31I'm fine with that.
04:32Ang point ko lang is,
04:34magkakaalaman kayo in person.
04:36Kasi,
04:37taas ha?
04:38Grabe,
04:39ang taas.
04:39I don't like entitled people.
04:42I don't like that.
04:43Turn off ako.
04:45And,
04:45if you wanna name names,
04:47or if you want to say things about me,
04:49I'll never say it like this,
04:51because I wasn't brought up that way.
04:53But,
04:55hanapan mo ko ng dumi,
04:57ilagi kita sa microscope,
04:58mas madaming mahalap sa'yo na bakteriya.
05:02Ebola,
05:03Ebola.
05:04Yung flesh-eating bacteria.
05:05Malaria.
05:06Oo.
05:07Yung hindi ka sinipon,
05:09I see you na agad.
05:11Oo.
05:12Wala.
05:12Ganun.
05:13As in,
05:14pero sila yung may ingay.
05:16Sila yung kala mo,
05:17hindi ko take.
05:18I cannot.
05:19Yung parang,
05:20wow.
05:21Mm-mm.
05:22Aboy this?
05:23So,
05:24Ben?
05:25So,
05:26pag ganun,
05:26hindi nyo na lang po kinakausap.
05:28At that point,
05:29hindi ako pinalaki ng magulang ko
05:31to be,
05:32um,
05:34braggy.
05:35But,
05:36I can go with,
05:37I just don't see them,
05:38or,
05:39I'll be pleasant.
05:41Um,
05:41but,
05:42I'm not gonna,
05:42civil lang.
05:43Yeah,
05:44I'm not gonna make chika-chika to you.
05:46Diba?
05:46Parang,
05:47what am I gonna make chika to you?
05:48Bakit pa?
05:50Ayaw ko ng plus.
05:51Totoo naman.
05:51Ang hirap na mabuhay ngayon.
05:52Yun yung totoo ha.
05:53Ibabash ako for sure sa comment section.
05:55And okay lang yun.
05:57Pero,
05:58we are the people
05:59behind the camera.
06:01We know.
06:02Totoo.
06:03You know,
06:03we know our jobs,
06:06we know
06:06the real attitudes of people.
06:09And some people that are noisy,
06:11mostly are the ones
06:12that have
06:13the real,
06:14yan.
06:15Mm-mm.
06:16No,
06:16nagputa tayo sa red flags,
06:18tapusin na natin yung
06:19masamang chapter na yun.
06:20Puta na tayo sa green flags.
06:21Yes.
06:22Kamusta ang mga green flags
06:24friends mo ngayon?
06:25Never nila binibigyan
06:27ng intensyon
06:28yung anything
06:29that comes from my heart,
06:31whether I'm upset,
06:32whether I give them
06:34so much love.
06:35Parang never nila
06:36ikawquestion yung
06:37sincerity mo.
06:38And that goes a long way.
06:39Kaya marami mga
06:40misunderstanding
06:41ang mga friendship.
06:42Kasi,
06:43alam mo,
06:43itong si ganyan,
06:44ganun kasi last time,
06:45binto ganyan,
06:45kung wala kang
06:46masamang tinapay
06:47sa tao na to
06:48kasi nakita mo naman
06:49yung puso niya,
06:50despite na
06:51madami siyang issues
06:52o madami siyang problema
06:53sa buhay,
06:55hindi mo siya
06:55iisipan ng mali.
06:57More than anything,
06:59alam mo naman
06:59mamamatay itong tao
07:00din to para sa'yo,
07:01diba?
07:02And you will be there
07:02for them when it matters.
07:04Pag matanda na tayo
07:05at nasa ICU ka
07:06o naghihingol,
07:08who will be there
07:09to calm you down
07:10in your last few breaths?
07:13Sila din.
07:14So,
07:15yun ang akin siguro,
07:17yung mga taong
07:18hindi minamasama
07:19ang anything
07:20dahil alam nila
07:21yung puso mo.
07:22Yes.
07:23Laging uunawa
07:24dahil true friends
07:25sila sa'yo.
07:26May kasabihan
07:28sa friendship
07:29na yung true friends
07:30daw,
07:30they will tell you
07:32what you need
07:33to hear,
07:34not what you want
07:35to hear.
07:36So,
07:37would you rather
07:37have a friend
07:38na brutally honest
07:39or,
07:40ito,
07:41it's me applying
07:42as a friend.
07:44Brutally honest
07:45or,
07:47ito yung problema
07:48ng isang friend ko,
07:49yung parang feeling
07:50niya naging enabler siya.
07:51Ah,
07:52oo.
07:52Hindi naman etosera,
07:53pero meron kasing,
07:54ah,
07:54oo nga.
07:55Hindi.
07:55Yung literal
07:56sounding board lang.
07:57Sobra,
07:58meron akong dalawa niyan.
07:59Meron akong kaibigan,
08:00si Kim.
08:01Kim is Diary.
08:03Sigat yun sa TikTok eh.
08:04Oo.
08:04Yun talaga,
08:05best,
08:06may sasabihin ako sa'yo.
08:07Hindi ko gusto
08:08si gilito ah.
08:09Oh,
08:10ganun siya sa'yo.
08:11Oo.
08:12So,
08:12but the thing is,
08:13alam din niya yung gali ko,
08:14huwag mo nang anuhin,
08:15alam ko na yan.
08:15So,
08:16but I'm open to that
08:17kasi they love me eh.
08:18But I'd rather that
08:19kesa somebody,
08:20oh my God,
08:21sis,
08:22ganyan,
08:22ganyan,
08:22ganyan,
08:23ganyan,
08:23kemi,
08:23kemi,
08:24ang gata po dito.
08:25Alam mo,
08:25ganyan,
08:25bagay kayo.
08:26Alam mo,
08:27ganyan tayo,
08:28chuchuchuchu,
08:28yung pala binivido
08:29tas iba blackmail ka.
08:30Patay,
08:31naghahanap ng butas.
08:32May gumawa sa'yo nun?
08:33Oo naman.
08:34Dambi sila.
08:35Blackmail?
08:36Oo.
08:37Oh,
08:37shucks.
08:37Lukuloko pala sila.
08:39Pinaparansong ba nila sa'yo yun?
08:41Ganun?
08:41Hindi yung hal.
08:42Pero,
08:42anong makakakot lang nila.
08:43Malangot ka dito.
08:45Pinaparansong ba?
08:46Parang siyempre,
08:46may mga moments ka na,
08:48you know,
08:49you're not,
08:49you're not perfect.
08:51You know,
08:51I have my moments.
08:52I lose ka lang.
08:53Yeah,
08:53I let my hair down
08:54once in a while.
08:55You let your hair down.
08:56Diba?
08:56You let your hair down
08:57once in a while
08:58and that's fine.
09:00You're not committing
09:01a mortal sin.
09:02But because social media
09:04is so horrible,
09:05there are good and bads of it,
09:06take a picture of you
09:07with doing looks,
09:10ano na,
09:10diba?
09:11Take a picture of you na,
09:13nasa-shock ka,
09:14ano yun,
09:15napaka ng keme,
09:16diba?
09:16Oh my God.
09:17So,
09:18you know,
09:19put in a bad environment
09:20with the bad people,
09:22it's always bad.
09:23So,
09:23I'd rather them
09:24be brutally honest with me
09:27and nagpapakatotoo sila
09:28and I would do the same.
09:29Hindi ko lang sasabihin,
09:30hoy,
09:30tinong hanggang,
09:31can I tell you something?
09:32I just,
09:32if I may,
09:33ganun ako magsalita.
09:35Pero,
09:35mas gusto ko yung ganun.
09:37Paprotektahan ko yun.
09:38Makikipag-away ako.
09:40Meron,
09:40meron ka na bang Fred
09:42na naging brutally honest sa'yo
09:43tapos parang,
09:44shucks parang sobra.
09:46Ayan.
09:46Parang wait.
09:48Hindi ko binasama.
09:49Hindi mo,
09:50ah talaga,
09:51never.
09:51Never ko binasama.
09:53Manhid ako eh.
09:54Hindi ko alam.
09:55For me,
09:55mas gusto ko na yun
09:56kesa yung
09:58sobrang beet
09:59tapos
10:01sobrang sama nila sa'yo
10:02tapos
10:03lumuhod ka pa
10:04sa harapat ng lahat na tao
10:05sa party
10:06na hindi mo alam
10:07anong fault mo
10:08at luluhuran mo pa sila
10:10in front of you
10:10to give them the satisfaction
10:12na
10:12here I am
10:13to prove to you
10:14that I love you so much.
10:17I'm so sorry.
10:20Nagawa ko na rin yan.
10:21So mas gusto ko na
10:22na brutally honest
10:24na
10:24paiyak nila ako
10:25because they don't want me
10:26to be in that situation
10:28again.
10:29and I've had friends
10:31that tell me
10:31tanga tanga mo
10:32bakit ka lumuhod?
10:33Tanga tanga mo
10:34yung kapatid ko.
10:36Gumanon ka?
10:37Oo.
10:38Meron akong niluhuran.
10:39Nakaibigan?
10:40Nakaibigan.
10:41Wow!
10:41And I allowed them
10:43to glorify themselves
10:45in that moment
10:46just to satisfy
10:48and just to make it seem
10:49like I was probably
10:51the most evil friend
10:52but I know
10:53I wasn't evil.
10:54I'm just
10:55the bigger person.
10:57And if it gives you
10:58glory and satisfaction
10:59to feed your ego
11:01for people to believe
11:02that I'm the evil one
11:03I just love you so much
11:06I'll let this one go.
11:07Just love me back.
11:10Ganyan ako.
11:11After that
11:12na halos mabugbugo ko
11:13ng mga iba kong
11:14totoong kaibigan
11:14na nakataka mo
11:15bakit mo kinawa yun?
11:17Ang lungkot no?
11:19Pero ngayon
11:19hindi ka nagkawin.
11:20Hindi ko gagawin yun ulit.
11:22Oo.
11:22Yun siguro.
11:23Siyempre trope ako rin both.
11:23Saka mag-nipads ka
11:25kasi papasain yung
11:26Actually yun ako
11:27sa totoo lang
11:27pag pitingnan ko
11:28yung mga interviews ko
11:29dating soft spoken
11:30ako ganyan
11:31I love her so much
11:32yung ang cute niya
11:33pero ito na talaga ako eh
11:35medyo
11:36medyo naging rough na rin ako
11:37kasi
11:39Gabi ah!
11:49A-
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