00:01Awake and remember.
00:04Welcome to Olympia, the capital of Washington for some reason.
00:08And home to Alice Harrow, iconoclast, punk, and world's most angsty trans girl.
00:14Well, top five.
00:15Alice is having a rough year.
00:18She is terrified she will be alone.
00:21No, no son of mine is going to be transgender.
00:26Yeah, well, technically, yeah.
00:28She is terrified of her future.
00:31Transitioning will make you infertile, so you should consider freezing sperm down.
00:34You may want children one day.
00:36Oh, I'll just abduct.
00:37You also need to think about the reduced bone density from the estrogen.
00:42So I'll need an accomplice?
00:44She is terrified that she will never be loved again.
00:49I'm sorry, I still love you, but I can't keep doing this.
00:53I can't even say it's not you, it's me, because I don't know who you are.
01:00Alice Harrow thought that everything would make more sense once she transitioned.
01:06But the changes in her life are only just beginning.
01:12Jesus Christ!
01:14Hello there!
01:15Damn it, I'm crazy.
01:17I thought this might happen.
01:18Things are about to get really, really weird.
01:22I'm ready for weird.
01:24I'm ready for all of the weird.
01:26That's good.
01:29Alice Peril is terrified.
01:31But she's more powerful than she knows.
01:37Oh, sweetie, it's dead.
01:39Its neck is broken.
01:44How did you do that?
01:46I don't know.
01:48Could you maybe look at a mole that I have?
01:51No, Patty.
01:52Please.
01:53It looks like a barnacle with a cope over it.
01:56No, Patty.
01:57The spirit world is loud, and it is close.
02:00It has chosen to talk to you.
02:02Now you must decide whether you're going to talk back.
02:07This path that you tread is frightening,
02:10because you are not prepared for how much love lies within you.
02:14You are not prepared for how much hope.
02:17Oh, man.
02:18The neighborhood committee is going to be pissed.
02:21But the giant black hole committee is going to be psyched.
02:24You are not prepared for how much courage.
02:30You think you know, but it is time that you learned.
02:33Perhaps it is you who is upside down.
02:37Now awake and remember.
02:53What the hell?
02:57I told you things were going to get weird.
02:59I told you were going to get weird.
03:03I said I am scared.
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