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00:02I can't run a tornado!
00:04It's not nice though.
00:06Whoa!
00:13I was doing Andy Thomas.
00:15He's a rising musician in the world.
00:18He's got a big sprinter van
00:20and he's wondering where the hell to park currently.
00:22I don't know. Let's go investigate.
00:24Let's go investigate, Luke.
00:26I had no idea this guy was showing up
00:27on the sprinter van. He's like, where should I park?
00:30I was like, the fuck is mine, Dad?
00:31Well, then walk out there and fucking talk to him!
00:33I am! He's overstimulated!
00:35They're fucking staring at you!
00:36Well, where should I tell them to park?
00:38Dan's not here. Can they park here?
00:41You own this place more than I do.
00:42I'm not in charge of parking!
00:45I don't have a car!
00:46Tell them how long are they going to be here?
00:50Tell them to park that motherfucker right there!
00:52Hey, if Brandon Walker says it,
00:54I believe it.
00:55Lord, these are the Ben Mintz of musicians, huh?
00:58Johnny Tron Gun's brother.
01:00The dude from Cloud Nine.
01:01Who that is?
01:02The Cloud Nine dude.
01:03Oh.
01:03The Cloud Nine.
01:04Oh, okay.
01:05It's his brother.
01:06Oh, okay.
01:07Tell them to make sure there's enough room for the cars to get by.
01:10Okay.
01:10Just make sure there's enough...
01:13Don't get your foot run over.
01:15Just make sure there's enough room for cars to get by.
01:17Unbelievable.
01:18There's no way we worked at the same fucking place.
01:21What's up, brother?
01:22Dude, how are you doing, man?
01:23Good.
01:23Nice to meet you.
01:24What's going on, man?
01:25Yo, man, Mika.
01:26Mika and Mintz, nice to meet you.
01:28That's Brandon Walker and Liam Butman.
01:30How are you?
01:31Getting ready for most of the sports.
01:32So you're in the field?
01:33No.
01:34No.
01:34Nope.
01:35You're going to have the college football show?
01:36Brandon Walker College Football Show.
01:38Good debut.
01:39I swear, nobody's seen them barking a lot before.
01:40What's up?
01:41They'll do whatever.
01:42That's why I'm asking you.
01:43Yeah, let's do that.
01:44Okay.
01:45Alright, hang on.
01:46What do you want them to do?
01:47Just right on the spirit there.
01:49Okay.
01:49Okay, perfect.
01:49I'm sorry, guys.
01:50No.
01:52You don't think they're fine right there for 20 minutes?
01:55Is it just 20 minutes?
01:56Yeah, they're just coming through real quick, too.
01:57Oh, okay.
01:57Alright, now, now.
01:59This is like a curb episode.
02:01Mintz has botched this whole thing.
02:03Of course.
02:04For 20 minutes, I said park right there.
02:05Okay.
02:06Alright, you're good.
02:08Final answer.
02:13There's a tornado coming and no one gives a fuck.
02:16Sitting by the windows.
02:18Laughing.
02:18Dana's going for a snap.
02:21They're just recording a fucking show when everyone's about to fucking die.
02:27What are you doing?
02:28There's a tornado coming and no one cares.
02:31What do you want to do?
02:32Get away from the window.
02:33Stop eating rice krispie treats.
02:35It doesn't matter if you go in there.
02:36There's no windows in there.
02:37Then why don't we go over here?
02:38Well, we can go over there, too.
02:39Why don't we go over there?
02:40But there's weights over there.
02:41If the weights go in the wind, then it can hit us.
02:43No, no.
02:43The wind doesn't move.
02:44You guys just don't care?
02:45Are you serious?
02:46It's really-
02:46Like, Kelly, on a scale of 1 to 10.
02:48I'm fucking serious.
02:49I'm not from here.
02:50We do hurricanes.
02:51There's hurricanes.
02:53I've done Katrina.
02:54You didn't even lift this tornado.
02:55Not if it hits the office.
02:57I was there.
02:58My dad had the generator and I remember him running through the backyard because he forgot something.
03:02I don't want people that I like dead.
03:04Sorry.
03:04If one of us is dead, we're all dead.
03:06That's not true.
03:08That is true.
03:08Addition by subtraction.
03:10I don't understand that in this situation.
03:13Survival of the fittest?
03:14Survival of the fittest.
03:15Yeah.
03:15Charles Darwin?
03:16Darwin.
03:17Darwinism.
03:18Darwinism.
03:19You cannot run a tornado.
03:21There's going to be cows swinging around.
03:24You wouldn't even care if I died.
03:29Oh.
03:30Oh.
03:31You hear that?
03:31I'm not.
03:32That's not the train, right?
03:33That's actually thunder.
03:34That's a legit storm brewing.
03:36There's a light drizzle.
03:37Nothing crazy just yet.
03:40I have all my loosies, my water, and my snacks.
03:44Jack G's calming me down.
03:46What's going on?
03:46This is very bad?
03:47Very bad, yeah.
03:48Okay.
03:48That means the atmosphere is so quiet right now.
03:51The atmosphere is quiet right now?
03:52Yeah.
03:52Fuck.
03:53I think we're good.
03:55Dude, I don't know.
03:56You saw what happened to Dorothy.
03:58Jack G has no clue what you're talking about.
04:00Yeah, the Wizard of Oz.
04:01We're not in Kansas anymore.
04:02There it is.
04:03Nice shit.
04:04I took an atmosphere class.
04:07Baromatic pressure right now is very low.
04:10That's why it's so calm.
04:11And then from the south winds, which bring the most weather,
04:15they're moving up towards us.
04:16And then they clash.
04:17What about the other winds?
04:19The south winds are the most powerful winds,
04:22and that's where the tornado is right now.
04:24How many casualties are you expecting?
04:26Probably a hundred.
04:29That's not funny.
04:30It's not true, Jack.
04:32I really want one to come through here.
04:34I did think of other times.
04:36Yes, I do.
04:37I remember when I lived back in Cleveland,
04:38a tornado touched on my favorite Thai food restaurant,
04:40and then I couldn't have Thai food.
04:43All fun and games.
04:44Everyone's just going out there,
04:46making their little TikToks.
04:47You can play with my boobs in the rain.
04:49Ha, ha, ha.
04:50Womp!
04:51Dead.
04:51Everyone's dead.
04:52Everyone's dead.
04:52The winds are picking up, guys.
04:54I'm not going to lie.
04:55The rain is starting to hit.
04:57It's a green sky over to my left shore.
05:02It's not nice.
05:03It's not nice out here.
05:05We gotta get back in.
05:05We gotta get back in.
05:07We gotta get back in.
05:07We're back by the wind right there.
05:08Oh, my God.
05:09Oh, the wind's picking up.
05:10The rain's picking up.
05:11Oh, it's picking up though, Brando.
05:12That was a mistake.
05:14I shouldn't have done that.
05:16Summer is here and I love to go to the beach with my friends.
05:19But in my case, in Chicago, it's the concrete beach.
05:22It's one of the best parts of living here.
05:23Nothing feels better than hanging out with your friends at the beach
05:26than with a mountain dew.
05:28That refreshing citrus taste just hits every single time.
05:30Born in the foothills of Tennessee, it has been tasting great since 48.
05:34So go grab a dew.
05:35Cheers.
05:37I got one in the chamber.
05:39Yeah.
05:41I don't want to spoil it.
05:42Why won't you say it?
05:43I don't want to do it.
05:44I mean, I don't want to spoil the moment, you know?
05:46If I got the cameras out of the room, would you tell me?
05:48I mean, yeah.
05:49But, you know.
05:50I'm not recording.
05:52Look up.
05:52Get the fuck out of the room.
05:52I'll go.
05:53Mitzi, all you.
05:54Come on.
05:55You know how they always do the NFL?
05:57Like when, so-and-so, you won the Super Bowl.
06:00What are you doing next?
06:01You're going to Disney World.
06:02Yeah.
06:03Yeah.
06:03Marcelo Mitzi.
06:04Yeah.
06:04You just got your boot off.
06:06I'm going to Atlantic City for what's my thing.
06:09Yes.
06:10That's killer.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Get the boot off?
06:13Hope so.
06:13We'll see.
06:14Yep.
06:14Big day.
06:15You know, hopefully, you know, it's been a month.
06:17It feels about 80, 85%.
06:18So hopefully we can get it off.
06:21You know, hoping for the best.
06:23The wheelchair.
06:24Oh, you're wearing a wheelchair.
06:27I know.
06:27I didn't think about that.
06:28I was just trying to support back here.
06:30Back here.
06:31I know.
06:32I walked in and realized.
06:34What's that?
06:34I didn't even know.
06:35Yeah.
06:35That's a bad look.
06:38What do you do?
06:38I thought I was just supporting Backyard Sports because they're mostly sports in the
06:41acting.
06:42I thought I was making a company move.
06:43Man.
06:44Is that your only wheelchair shirt too?
06:45Yeah.
06:47I honestly didn't even know it was a wheelchair shirt.
06:49I just saw it was a skinny shirt.
06:51Oh, yeah.
06:51And I just was like, I'll rock the Backyard Sports.
06:55Yeah.
06:55I think he's like the groundhog unfortunately.
06:57I think he's got six more weeks in the booth.
06:59No.
07:00Yeah.
07:00He's got a little groundhog in him, doesn't he?
07:02A little bit.
07:04A little bit.
07:04Okay.
07:05What is that like St. Paddy's Day in Chicago?
07:08The groundhog.
07:08How'd that happen?
07:09Yeah.
07:11The fracture fragment has not moved.
07:13Okay.
07:13So, I don't see signs of any early healing yet because it can take upwards to eight to
07:21ten weeks.
07:22Okay.
07:22For me to see those changes on the x-ray.
07:25But the good news is that it's not moving.
07:27It's not displaced.
07:28All right.
07:29So, you know, at this time I wouldn't recommend surgery.
07:33So, that's good.
07:34That's great.
07:35Yes.
07:35That's awesome.
07:36That's what I was worried about.
07:37And so, we're just going to continue weight-bearing as tolerated with your compression stocking
07:43and the boot.
07:43So, keep the boot.
07:44And I'll see you in a month for an x-ray.
07:46So, keep the boot for a month.
07:47Yes.
07:48Yes.
07:51Our new goal is to have the boot off before I'm in the Grove for LSU Ole Miss.
07:55As long as we do that, we'll be all right.
08:01Do you think this was a bad omen wearing the Kenny shirt today?
08:07Right.
08:18Let's go!
08:19That's the time.
08:20How's that?
08:24Congrats, Minzy.
08:30What happened?
08:31What happened?
08:32Where's the marker.
08:34Do we have a marker?
08:35Are we gonna have a marker?
08:36How's that?
08:36How's it?
08:37How's it?
08:37How's it?
08:37How's it?
08:37where's the marker why's your boot still on oh
08:43i mean it's gonna be on for another month you know i don't know what to tell you
08:46i want to change i got to show update the countdown but there's no marker on top of the uh
08:52phoenix
08:53no
08:58no
09:03what's today's day 12th
09:17tough sorry man tough it's gonna be all right
09:21don't you have hey no surgery glass half full
09:25rather rather rather a month rather a month of this than six months yeah
09:36reset the whiteboard yeah what big cat text you say congrats on getting the boot off oh no but we're
09:43excited there's no surgery yeah yeah yeah well look the thing is no it's fine yeah but this doesn't
09:51make you inactive you're just you're limited yeah no but you're gonna still go to old miss
09:58you're still gonna go to camp yeah you're still gonna probably panic it once or two so you're not
10:03bad man i was going to pan kc this weekend but now i'm out wait what do you think you're
10:08out or you're
10:08out i'm going to get 80 percent out 20 that you go you guys it was all gonna be if
10:17i got the boot
10:17off i was gonna pull the trigger but now i'm i think this is a sign that i should just
10:21not do it
10:22you got it and chill okay and save 15 of them for sure all right well no better we're rooting
10:28for
10:28you is that bad yeah a little brown face come on that's so good all right i did my job
10:3728 more days
10:40man i think it was the shirt uh it didn't help him that's for sure but i told him it's
10:45gonna is there
10:45mincey's look at a little groundhog in i don't know what he was saying about st patrick's day but
10:51six more weeks so i'd bend over and he said i'd be able to watch a movie on your ass
10:56it's so big
10:57how old are you 14. oh you're a victim i am that's crazy oh my god you gotta tell him
11:07the chiropractor
11:08story chiropractor and the guy ended up he had no business he had no business taking your pants off
11:18you know he just like put a finger in your that was that was the the colonoscopy guy not the
11:24chiropractor no you told me it was the chiropractor no that guy had all the business doing that oh i
11:29thought it was a chiropractor he just wouldn't get it out he had like it in there and he was
11:33like yep
11:33it's there and i was like all right can you take it out he's like hold on he just kept
11:36going he's like
11:37squeeze it's hard to squeeze you got a finger up your ass guy tells me to bend over i bend
11:42over he
11:43sticks the finger up there but both of his hands were on your shoulders right did i get that part
11:48wrong no you got that part wrong too yeah no the intern or whatever was there oh he was a
11:54stoolie
11:55meh don't listen to this med student med student thank you he was there and he was a student and
12:00he was like clench your yeah he was a stoolie and he's like he's like you gotta clench you gotta
12:04clench
12:04and i was like there's a finger on my ass how am i gonna clench i think it'd be easier
12:07to clench
12:08oh never mind would it be easier to clench with a finger in your ass no it was weird my
12:15ass is so big
12:16all right we can try it all right all right what's going down on my stomach yeah
12:22it's like he's latched on he clenched my ass like yeah yeah yeah clenched what do i do
12:45it's just like go over let's see
13:02i think you'd be shocked to see what it looked like oh really
13:09it was bulbous your cheeks were bubbled
13:17we need one to work yeah we need this one we're comparing men's ass sizes i love this job
13:23you guys think the women have a bad
13:28oh he exhaled in a way out of his can he actually had out of his can out of his
13:33keyster
13:34he's picked up he's picked up we gotta get someone that's black all i know no no no no
13:47you might have the best name for everything do people still call you beats yeah
13:52oh my god mikey butts is gas better than beats so mikey butts now all right
14:00mikey sounds better do you prefer beats no i prefer butts okay
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