00:00All right, bye.
00:01The neighbors are complaining about the crop tops.
00:04Oh, was it Doreen?
00:06She's just bored.
00:07Three, two, one.
00:11We are older now, but also younger than we'll ever be.
00:14I'm not actually having sex with you, okay?
00:16Oh, my love.
00:18I'm having sex in the club.
00:23These guys are my other friend group.
00:25I can handle them.
00:26You can't.
00:28Bro, bro!
00:31Yeah!
00:32She the best.
00:33She the best when she moves.
00:35I think you're the first ones to be young and adorable in New York.
00:38When I hook up with someone, it's quicksand.
00:40My friendships, neglected.
00:42My mother, a mere rumor.
00:44I cannot picture her face.
00:45Where is she, mama?
00:48Freezing your eggs is so vulnerable.
00:51You need any help with that?
00:52Yeah, sure.
00:53Sorry, go again.
00:56I'm hormonal!
00:57We are all hormonal!
01:03We are here to make a donation.
01:05Of...
01:06You'll undergo a background check.
01:07What if we donate today?
01:08And if our background checks come up clean, you just got yourself a whole lot of stuff.
01:11But if not, trash the loads.
01:13We don't call them loads.
01:15I think you guys have to leave.
01:16For that?
01:17For nomenclature?
01:21We took the morning to comb social media for anything unemployable.
01:24Wait, what?
01:25Hi, guys.
01:25I am going to be ranking all the accents from worst to American.
01:30First up, Jamaican.
01:32No!
01:32You sound crazy, man!
01:33Ah!
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