00:00Look, there's no easy way to say this.
00:02Seven more blockbusters just closed.
00:03You're officially the last one on Earth.
00:05I, uh, don't love the pattern that's starting to merge.
00:08Hello?
00:09Come on.
00:10I'm the last man standing.
00:11How am I supposed to be the next Tarantino if I don't work in a video store?
00:14Uh-huh. Yeah, that's what's holding you back.
00:16No one's going anywhere because everything is under control.
00:20That's reassuring.
00:21Just act like one of your favorite bosses from a movie.
00:24Like Boss Baby or Devil's Advocate?
00:26One of those is a baby and one is Satan.
00:29And look at the heights they reach despite their circumstances.
00:32Hmm, fair.
00:35But to me this focus, I think we're gonna be okay.
00:38An eviction notice?
00:39I felt real bad about it.
00:40That's why I drew a sad face on it.
00:44No one takes me seriously.
00:46I've been working here since the seventh grade.
00:48That is not the flex you think it is.
00:51I've always thought of myself as over 40 at heart.
00:54I don't get why you're getting a degree in accounting.
00:56All you do is talk about making movies.
00:58Accounting is basically like the film of numbers.
01:00See?
01:01That was the saddest thing I've ever said.
01:03Saddest thing I've ever said is one ticket for Space Jam 2.
01:07Sorry if I haven't seemed stoked to be suddenly working the same job I have in high school.
01:11Just so I can afford the studio apartment I had to rent because I caught my husband Aaron on a
01:15date with a 25 year old also named Aaron.
01:18Why is that worse?
01:19I don't know.
01:20But it is.
01:23I put everything I had into this store.
01:27Because it's the only place it's ever felt like home.
01:30Blockbuster on three!
01:33Just so you know, I am aware of your feelings towards Eliza.
01:39I mean, are you like picking up a vibe or something, love?
01:45So fun!
01:48This calls for another drink.
01:51You're a business owner.
01:52You did the whole 30 twice.
01:54And you smell good!
01:55Timmy, you are in your prime right now!
01:57Yeah, what's it like living such a dream?
01:59Well, you know it has its ups and downs and forward.
02:02It's sarcasm.
02:02She almost got you.
02:03Come on, man.
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