00:00This isn't your home.
00:01What are you talking about?
00:03This is the Umbrella Academy.
00:04This is the Sparrow Academy.
00:12When we jumped here, we created a time paradox.
00:16Our little paradox brought forth a freaking Kugelblitz.
00:19What the hell is a Kugelblitz?
00:21Essentially, we're screwed.
00:35Everybody else can see Ben, right?
00:37Yeah, and he's a complete d**khead.
00:40They're all d**kheads.
00:42d**kheads who can fight.
00:44The next person to say d**khead is getting a punch to the throat.
00:49We caused a paradox, and that paradox is swallowing things.
00:53How long do we have?
00:54Four, maybe five days before the rest of existence is blitzed.
00:57Not to mention, we've been replaced by a bunch of blobs and cubes and birds and s**t.
01:02Your team's good, but I don't think you're better than me.
01:06I ended the world twice, and you?
01:09You're just meat and spandex.
01:11Dad didn't adopt us as babies, but those babies still existed here.
01:15So, if you ever see your other self?
01:16Kill them.
01:17Sleep with them.
01:17Avoid them.
01:18What the hell is wrong with you?
01:19Oh, come on, as if you wouldn't climb Luther Mountain.
01:23Oh, yeah!
01:24Everyone identified me!
01:26Everybody was white meeting!
01:27But a bunch of people would sue me!
01:30Cause they all started doing a thing!
01:35If I kill you, do we get our bend back?
01:37What the hell did you just say?
01:44What are you? Their mascot?
01:46More like their ringer.
01:48It's a ballroom business!
01:51Oh, yes!
01:58Been looking for you.
02:03Spoiler alert.
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